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1/15/19, 15:27 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 2nd tern holiday commences April 2. 3rd term commences April 29th
1/15/19, 15:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wait! What?
1/15/19, 16:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yep. Just got bellas school calendar
1/15/19, 16:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh ok.....just read that again😁
1/15/19, 16:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Midterm break was strategically put for the week after elections
1/15/19, 16:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Tot u meant 2nd term holiday commencea April 2 and 3rd term holiday *commences* April 29th
1/15/19, 16:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: No...3rd term commences April 29
1/15/19, 16:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chai this husstle wey nor de let me fit read and see things well again like so ehn
1/15/19, 16:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol
1/15/19, 16:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: May God bless the hustle
1/15/19, 16:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Amem o!
1/15/19, 16:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So when is 3rd term holiday starting or that schedule is not out yet?
1/15/19, 16:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yeah. But it's usually about 2nd week in just till second Monday in September
1/15/19, 16:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Something around that time
1/15/19, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Second week in *just*? Is that a new mnth?
1/15/19, 16:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It will be out within the first 3 days of 3rd term
1/15/19, 16:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: July
1/15/19, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okies....lol
1/15/19, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Tnx ma
1/15/19, 16:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You are welvome
1/15/19, 16:19 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I think Ini wanted this info sometime ago
1/15/19, 16:43 - Ini Eket: Yes I want it ooo
1/15/19, 16:43 - Ini Eket: So third term hols starts 2nd week in July?
1/15/19, 16:44 - Ini Eket: @2348025838458 did u say u will be out that period?
1/15/19, 16:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It's not confirmed. But that's usually the period. The one am sure if is 2nd term
1/15/19, 17:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Even me, i want it😁
1/15/19, 17:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *It* not her
1/15/19, 17:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *it* being the schedule
1/15/19, 17:35 - Ini Eket: Ohh, kkz
1/15/19, 17:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This message was deleted
1/15/19, 17:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What for?
1/16/19, 23:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To plan vacation nah.....it will not be a bad idea to bring the kids to 9ja to see how the real lyf looks like🤣🤣🤣
1/17/19, 18:10 - Ini Eket: July 29 to Aug 9
1/17/19, 18:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ???
1/17/19, 18:12 - Ini Eket: Sorry, july 22 to Aug 9 or july 29 to aug 16, 3 weeks
1/17/19, 18:12 - Ini Eket: @Ken how is ur plan that period
1/17/19, 18:13 - Ini Eket: I dey try update vacation tracker for office, there's a public holiday that period, aug 12,13
1/17/19, 18:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: One thing is sure: I will be on leave from mid june till about Aug 16
1/17/19, 18:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This message was deleted
1/17/19, 18:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What's happening this period?
1/17/19, 18:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: One other thing is also sure, I will be in 9ja somewhere around that time (looking at last 2weeks in July) depending on the cost of ticket.....
1/17/19, 18:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What's ur plan? Eket de our radar
1/17/19, 18:21 - Ini Eket: Define ur last 2 weeks oo, jul 15 to 26 or jul 22 to aug 2
1/17/19, 18:22 - Ini Eket: Melbourne and orlando dey our radar too
1/17/19, 18:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In all honesty na ticket de control me, reason I asked for ur plan😁
1/17/19, 18:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cool stuff
1/17/19, 18:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 what is on urs?
1/17/19, 18:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am sure if you do anytime from Aug 1 you will catch us
1/17/19, 18:29 - Ini Eket: Kkz, so we can plan 1 week in houstin, 1 week in orlando n 1 week in melbourne tentatively
1/17/19, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wait fess
1/17/19, 18:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The one week in Orlando arebu thinking of the kind of place u stayed the last time?
1/17/19, 18:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I can collect just part of the money and give u accomodation which is 50mins away😉😁
1/17/19, 18:33 - Ini Eket: Lol
1/17/19, 18:52 - +234 802 474 1100: That's 15days .... my leave for the whole year..chai
1/17/19, 18:53 - Ini Eket: What of someone that is mid june to mid august, chai chai
1/17/19, 18:57 - +234 802 474 1100: He's not Nigerian🙃
1/17/19, 20:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros that is carry over of my paternity leave
1/17/19, 20:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am Nigerian when it matters sir😁
1/17/19, 22:45 - +234 802 971 7134: I know I’d be drinking beers somewhere. Don’t know where yet
1/29/19, 16:58 - Dee: <Media omitted>
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1/29/19, 16:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Choi!...there are so many pleasures in this life I swear
1/29/19, 17:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Vous êtes interessé?
1/29/19, 17:00 - Dee: Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit to you a possible group  vacation idea
1/29/19, 17:00 - Dee: Leaves from Miami.
1/29/19, 17:00 - Dee: You deleted this message
1/29/19, 17:02 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oooooooooooh
1/29/19, 17:02 - Dee: https://m.msccruisesusa.com/en-us/Mobile/Cruise-Deals/Caribbean-Last-Minute-Cruises.aspx
1/29/19, 17:03 - Dee: <Media omitted>
1/29/19, 17:05 - +234 908 620 7535: I just have I kweshun. Izzit next week we're going or the week after? 😃
1/29/19, 17:06 - Dee: We dont have to do the January 31st one. Besides, who wants to go on DIVINA when SEASIDE is there?
1/29/19, 17:07 - +234 908 620 7535: This is a whole city in motion oh 😳. Wonderful!
1/29/19, 17:07 - Dee: If we plan for one further down the year, we can do the travel to make the departure date.
1/29/19, 17:08 - Dee: Yes o
1/29/19, 17:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Water ontop water😁😁
1/29/19, 17:08 - +234 908 620 7535: My brother, you sef reason am
1/29/19, 17:09 - Dee: 😃 Bush man
1/29/19, 17:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Pls anytime you are going, don't forget to take me along😁
1/29/19, 17:09 - Dee: The water on top does not have sharks and box jelly fishes.
1/29/19, 17:10 - +234 908 620 7535: I'm game oh. Just that I can't plan too far ahead. If na feb-mar something, I'm funemployed and available for groove travelling
1/29/19, 17:10 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣🤣🤣 very key
1/29/19, 17:11 - Dee: Before nko? We need to Christen the place. Adewoyes style. 😁
1/29/19, 17:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 😁
1/29/19, 17:13 - Dee: Funemployed. Me likey.  Will add to my dictionary.
1/29/19, 17:13 - +234 908 620 7535: You people should comman adopt me biko 🤪
1/29/19, 17:16 - Dee: We cannot afford the midin-midin you are used to eating. Its only ijebu  garri with groundnut we have.
1/29/19, 17:18 - +234 908 620 7535: 😂 Ah! Uncle Captain, don't do me like this na. I did not even know what groundnut was until I was an adult. We been dey drink without 😄
1/29/19, 17:20 - Dee: 😆 touché
1/29/19, 17:22 - +234 908 620 7535: Btw, how many of you sabi babyboydrummer.com? For all of you with little ones, his kiddy album is available for download for free. Dude is 4yrs old and a wicked drummer
1/29/19, 17:43 - Dee: Did he actually sing those ?
1/29/19, 18:12 - +234 908 620 7535: Sounds like it. Did some with his mum (I guess). He definitely did the drumming
1/29/19, 18:40 - Ini Eket: Is d 10 nights 829 dollars?
1/29/19, 18:54 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Is it in the month of august?
1/29/19, 18:56 - Dee: Yeah
1/29/19, 18:56 - Dee: This one is January 31st. But the cruise is all year round
1/29/19, 19:39 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 31st kwa? We need to dey go airport now now be dat
1/29/19, 20:11 - Dee: Lol. Not this one o. We can plan for later in the year
2/28/19, 02:24 - +234 802 244 3515 left
3/9/19, 15:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 👀
3/9/19, 15:48 - Ini Eket: 👍👍
3/9/19, 15:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁
3/9/19, 15:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: allocation for the last financial quater of the year is about to end
3/9/19, 16:02 - Ini Eket: Lol
3/9/19, 16:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348126296642 how far?
3/9/19, 16:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I de ginger this morning o
3/9/19, 16:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I cannot be working all my lyf without spending some of the money myself
3/9/19, 16:27 - Dee: Poison ya president first. After hin don kaput, maybe the brains of all ya embassy people go reset. And hopefully start giving visas again
3/9/19, 16:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My brother the tin tire me o
3/9/19, 16:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I just don't understand
3/9/19, 16:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just dey deny ppl left right and center
3/9/19, 16:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Anyway Turkish dey do promo sha... in case anybody wan go anywhere. Ticket to London na like 185k and to Dubai na like 150k provided u r travelling before June and u find long layovers attractive
3/9/19, 16:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Or don't mind a stopover in istanbul
3/9/19, 16:42 - Dee: Something crazy is going on with US Visas in the country at the moment. Alot of our pilots are even finding it hard to get it. We usually don't go for interview. We use drop box. Alwa have been doing that for like 10 years and we use the Visa twice a year at least to travel. 

All of a sudden,  come for interview. Ok no problem. Oya give me date that is close since I am travelling in a month. Lai lai o. Closest available date for interview is April. From October. 

Na so Nigerians get money reach to travel? And some that went for the interview gan were even denied. 

Izzlike una go hold that your America o.
3/9/19, 16:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg abeg abeg o.... I hold top secret clearance don't come and put me in trouble....b4 dem say i de plot to kill my "beloved" president🤣
3/9/19, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol.....ehn wetin nigerians too de find forward, backward and middle?😁
3/9/19, 16:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But I dnt think it is just visa alone sha....i applied to change my mumc' status and we are still on stage 1 after about 4mnths....wey she sppse don de get ready to collect her green card
3/9/19, 16:59 - Dee: 😃 you can always come back to 9ja. We will take you back
3/9/19, 17:00 - Dee: Na sim we dey go find o. We no even like the place sef. Amala no dey dia. Just dey chop toast bread up n Dan for 10 days
3/9/19, 17:01 - +234 802 474 1100: 😁
3/9/19, 17:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...and do what nah? Struggle to get PVC or what? Infact is 9ja the name of a food or animal?🤣
3/9/19, 17:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na d wrong place u de always go.....if u do ur sim for the right place, you go see amala chop
3/9/19, 17:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Kenneth... e be like say you go chop your US for now sha.... These embassy people don chop craze
3/9/19, 17:13 - +234 802 474 1100: make we dey look sha... our own visa dey inside process... if dem mess up, na to face Erin Ijesha
3/9/19, 17:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Which Erin? Make US dey proud, i get many places wey I wan visit b4. Santorini, how market?
3/9/19, 17:16 - Dee: Na flight safety go put sim for west palm na. I no know wetin do them. Poor thinking. Wen Vegas dey dia. Weyrey people
3/9/19, 17:16 - Dee: 😁
3/9/19, 17:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣 dem know say u go dey scale fence go gamble
3/9/19, 17:21 - Dee: Hmm. Sim for Vegas?  if dem try am lasan, I go fail bi weyrey. Sin city itself.
3/9/19, 17:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao
3/9/19, 17:34 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣
3/9/19, 17:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You better start aligning with those who have signified interest and are working towards FL in Aug. So we can have a full house
3/9/19, 17:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao....yes we are proud like that😁
3/9/19, 17:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Do they do sim in Vegas too?
3/9/19, 17:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3/9/19, 17:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Holy sin u mean
3/9/19, 17:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 👀👀👀👀👀 August when o
3/9/19, 17:42 - Dee: For now, they don't have a facility there.
3/9/19, 17:49 - Dee: Holy bawo? If dem move sim go Vegas, na judith and I go dey go sim together. There will not be anything holy about that.
3/9/19, 17:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Only u be bad guys!
3/9/19, 17:55 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣 Uncle Captain leave me oh. We are in the season of lent!
3/9/19, 18:09 - Dee: 😁 sorry Ma. But its pass 6 na. Fast don finish for today.
3/9/19, 18:16 - Dee: I no know wetin that one be o.
3/9/19, 18:18 - +234 908 620 7535: Chai! 😄
3/9/19, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao
3/9/19, 18:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Aug 1 to Aug 17
3/9/19, 18:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Interesting, oya now make we dey look trump and him embassy minions
5/9/19, 22:08 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
5/10/19, 04:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 we know where ya money is going and coming from now.....can we get a free cruise?
5/10/19, 06:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Certainly... That's why I bought it... For this so special group!
5/10/19, 06:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oya lead us all
5/10/19, 08:45 - Ini Eket: 👍 👍 👍 👍
5/10/19, 08:58 - +234 908 620 7535: This ~Hygiene~ Eugene is just a scam 🙄
5/10/19, 12:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You just de sabi?
6/2/19, 22:14 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
6/2/19, 22:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehehe...before I type, hope WhatsApp is not there
6/2/19, 22:17 - Dee: On top this same America?
6/2/19, 22:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Trump is just a COW!
6/2/19, 22:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Fuck!
6/2/19, 22:18 - Ini Eket: Lol
6/2/19, 22:18 - Ini Eket: Bros, retract ooo, chai too late
6/2/19, 22:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You are lucky WhatsApp is not on the list😁
6/2/19, 22:19 - Ini Eket: At this rate, dem go soon dey ask for phone numbers (whatsapp) and email addresses
6/2/19, 22:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If e de sef who cares? I am a vitizen jor, i get right
6/2/19, 22:19 - Bootylicious Honeypie: All of you that have been making memes of Trump on IG...hehehehehehehe
6/2/19, 22:19 - Ini Eket: Lol, na true,
6/2/19, 22:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Citizen*
6/2/19, 22:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/2/19, 22:20 - Dee: I am writing names of Trump haters. Bring your salaries to discuss possible cancellation of names from said list.
6/2/19, 22:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We shall block u pipu from coming in
6/2/19, 22:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahaha
6/2/19, 22:20 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thank God I kuku dont have salary😁
6/2/19, 22:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But the info they are asking i bliv is to track and terrorists or likely terrorist not to make a decision on well meaning applicants
6/2/19, 22:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You've forgotten how petty your uncle is🙄
6/2/19, 22:22 - Dee: This will delay application processing times. Going through those social media pages, even for just one person will take time. I don't see how this can be sustained for long.
6/2/19, 22:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You may be seen as a terrorist simply for yabbing him
6/2/19, 22:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is a scanner that picks certain words.....they scanned HRC's thousands of emails in less than a week i bliv
6/2/19, 22:43 - Dee: Heard a while back one of their security agencies has a software that tracks certain words on the web. "Bomb" "terrorist" etc. That makes sense. 

But you would have to be a very dumb terrorist or one that village people are still in touch with, to put your criminal activities on your social media platform. 

As to who hates trump or yabbs trump publicly, they will deny visas tire till the word "deny" starts coming out of their asses . Cos I am pretty sure 95% of sane people in the world either hates him, can't stand him, or think trump stupid.
6/3/19, 13:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/3/19, 13:47 - Dee: 😃 it has begun.
6/3/19, 13:47 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
6/3/19, 13:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/3/19, 13:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/yooneedmorejodi/status/1135059688414941184
6/3/19, 13:51 - Dee: Pretty sure a lot of the guys working in the US embassy  don't like trump. 
You just may get a 10 year Visa by promising, on your social media feed, to go bitch slap the guy if you ever get into the US. 
Just to give you enough time to actually get it done.
6/3/19, 13:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 13:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please i am not engaging in this discussion.

FBI please note o
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 13:56 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 13:59 - Dee: Wetin consain me? 
They deny me Visa, 
My license expires,
I cannot work,
I get a legitimate reason to stay home ( with salary continuing as usual), while I apply for another one. 
Automatic extended leave. 
Hmm, wait o, with the way available  interview dates nowadays are like 3 month from when you apply, it may be a good idea for me to start publicly insulting the dude on my social media pages o.🤔
6/3/19, 14:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahahahahaha
6/3/19, 14:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lazy dude, na Iraq you go take go do mxt training las las
6/3/19, 14:08 - Dee: 😃 😃well, some time ago, one lady said she  used the stones her ex threw at her to build a mansion.
 I am also using the stones our oga is throwing at us to extend my leave na. 
More time to annoy my kids and  use madam's bumbum as side drum.
6/3/19, 14:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Nwoke Omolua Patience nee Oyakhire hereby leave this group as I will not condone any violent comments about Donald  Trump my mentor in business, politics, family, moral and spiritual life
6/3/19, 14:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I heard that😁
6/3/19, 14:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 my innocent eyes. Oh Donald! save me
6/3/19, 14:25 - Dee: 😃
6/3/19, 14:25 - Dee: It wasn't me
6/3/19, 14:34 - +234 803 072 5702: RT😁
6/3/19, 14:59 - Dee: 😃You just reminded me of another, quite interesting dicussion we had once on another group. Let me ask you ladies and gents here these questions. 

1. Why is it that in Nigeria, only pregnant women ( and only while pregnant)  know anything  about sex or anything related to it. Once the baby is born, boom we develop amnesia with ZERO knowledge of it. 
2. Why is it that some couples willingly tell their friends about their fantasies but form amnesia/ prim and proper when talking to their spouses? Then later complain things are stale in their marriages? 
3. Why is that some men will restrict what their wives can wear in public but go after same clothing in young girls then complain their wives are no longer looking sexy?
I have searched for answers to these questions for a while now.  Maybe I will get a satisfactory answer here today.
6/3/19, 15:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My data don finish I for ansa u
6/3/19, 15:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Plus who were u discussing fantasy with o
6/3/19, 15:02 - Dee: Buy data
6/3/19, 15:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🍿🍿🍿😁😁😁. Too bad this isnt another platform I know
6/3/19, 15:03 - Dee: Amnesia bah?
6/3/19, 15:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol. Denial has started🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Jinx!
6/3/19, 15:04 - Dee: Jinx😃
6/3/19, 15:06 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U pipu she b jinxing yasevs dere, u will soon go on 3rd missionary journey
6/3/19, 15:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 3rd what?!
6/3/19, 15:08 - Dee: Shior. "Valar Mo-journeys". All Journeys must end.
6/3/19, 15:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Be shouting dia shebi na ur bumbum be sidedrum
6/3/19, 15:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U chief drummer...dey dia
6/3/19, 15:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: We for organise couples retreat o. To discuss ur questions Deji and na una go host us as na u ask question
6/3/19, 15:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I support the statement before the first fullstop
6/3/19, 15:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:14 - Dee: Benedict , Kenneth, Ini, maryann, eugene, smart, Ehi,  you cannot hide. 
I really want to know. Let's leave holy for a few minutes. Every one here spent at least 4 long years in university, studying some of the hardest courses in the world and passed with flying colours. These simple questions can't be that hard to answer na.
6/3/19, 15:17 - Dee: I support too.
6/3/19, 15:22 - Dee: If I will get answers to my questions, we shall host. But you may get more questions than you bargained for. And you wont be able to hide behind finished data.
6/3/19, 15:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Maybe they are still busy at work😁
6/3/19, 15:24 - Dee: I know. That is why I mentioned their names so they see it when they close. No dodging
6/3/19, 15:25 - +234 908 620 7535: 🎼🎤I am married to Jesus, satan leave me alone! 🎧
6/3/19, 15:25 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol. Alright then
6/3/19, 15:25 - Dee: 😂
6/3/19, 15:25 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thank God nobody is satan here💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
6/3/19, 15:25 - Dee: Even Jesus answered questions. Oya,....
6/3/19, 15:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Errrmmm...please explain question number 1
6/3/19, 15:28 - +234 803 072 5702: Pls what’s today’s date?...this amnesia ish...🙃
6/3/19, 15:28 - Dee: The way we treat/demonise any sex related question in Nigeria makes one think only pregnant women have sex.
6/3/19, 15:28 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You too?😲😲😲
6/3/19, 15:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: People are falling my hand big time
6/3/19, 15:29 - Dee: 😃 so, in other words, one can induce amnesia bah?
6/3/19, 15:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Are you even sure pregnant women in Nigeria have sex?
6/3/19, 15:30 - Dee: 🤣🤣 sorry my mistake
6/3/19, 15:30 - +234 803 072 5702: 🤣
6/3/19, 15:34 - Benedict: 😂😂
6/3/19, 15:35 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m learning o
6/3/19, 15:36 - Benedict: I really want to answer these questions, really i do.
6/3/19, 15:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: But...? Cos I sense a "but" coming
6/3/19, 15:37 - Dee: Oya talk jare. Judgement free zone
6/3/19, 15:37 - Benedict: 😂
6/3/19, 15:38 - +234 908 620 7535: Aswear, this is a valid kweshun 🤣
6/3/19, 15:39 - Benedict: I think the answer to all the questions is our sense of "fake" modesty enforced by our strong sense of religion (which is somewhat fake too in my opinion)
6/3/19, 15:40 - Benedict: we now put all of these under the umbrella of culture
6/3/19, 15:40 - +234 908 620 7535: I'm pretty sure my parents have never had sex, including that time my last brother cane 7yrs after the one before him. How could they? My mother was too busy as charismatic prayer warrior
6/3/19, 15:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What was it Oby said again?🤔   "we are not spiritual in this country...only very silly"🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:40 - Benedict: i agree
6/3/19, 15:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Gbam! They probably pray led your brother into existence! Miracle!
6/3/19, 15:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: *prayed
6/3/19, 15:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This is true
6/3/19, 15:42 - Benedict: the default answer would have been culture. Our culture frowns at these things but the truth is that our pre-western religion cultures were very liberal o.
Nudity was nothing, sex was a community project
6/3/19, 15:43 - +234 908 620 7535: 😂 if I didn't know better, I'd say someone is campaigning for the good old days
6/3/19, 15:44 - Benedict: Like what do u call people waiting at the door of a newly married couples house to confirm that they are nacking well 😉
6/3/19, 15:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Grading?🤔
6/3/19, 15:45 - +234 908 620 7535: You people should leave me oh! I have assignment for today 🤣
6/3/19, 15:45 - +234 908 620 7535: This gist is definitely more fun than work sha
6/3/19, 15:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: In the morning👏🏽👏🏽 early in d morning👏🏽👏🏽 in the mor👏🏽👏🏽ning
6/3/19, 15:47 - Benedict: lols
6/3/19, 15:47 - Dee: Hmm, this is quite detailed. I actually agree with this. To the letter. But let's see if others can even enlighten us further.
6/3/19, 15:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Was that how Jidenna came to be?😲
6/3/19, 15:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes na, mountain top tins 40 days
6/3/19, 15:48 - +234 802 971 7134: We are just wired to be pretentious
6/3/19, 15:49 - +234 802 971 7134: We make volley so sacred
6/3/19, 15:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I wee rise n prez da law👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 in the mo-or-ning
6/3/19, 15:49 - Benedict: well, as long as someone was on top the mountain 😉
6/3/19, 15:49 - Dee: 🤣 I am sure too
6/3/19, 15:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Yet na we born pass
6/3/19, 15:49 - Dee: Yep. She said that
6/3/19, 15:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: What shall I say...👏🏽👏🏽 unto da laww👏🏽👏🏽
6/3/19, 15:49 - +234 802 971 7134: But me and my guys are volleyballers
6/3/19, 15:49 - +234 908 620 7535: We are not wired anything. This thing is perpetuated by an warped desire to be holier than thou. I believe it is changing small small with our generation asking interesting questions like our curious Dee right here
6/3/19, 15:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The words ain't coming out right anymore o...hmmmm...🤔🤔🤔
6/3/19, 15:50 - +234 802 971 7134: I don’t think so. The general NFCS group as a case study
6/3/19, 15:50 - Ini Eket: These two words... Rise and Prez... 🤔
6/3/19, 15:51 - +234 908 620 7535: It's called speaking in tongues, dear Judy
6/3/19, 15:51 - Ini Eket: 🏃 🏃
6/3/19, 15:51 - +234 802 971 7134: Our generation might be worse
6/3/19, 15:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: And he said it!👏🏻👏🏻🙈👏🏻👏🏻
6/3/19, 15:51 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:51 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ini...dis is end time behaviour o
6/3/19, 15:51 - +234 802 971 7134: They remind me of something
6/3/19, 15:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ok thanks
6/3/19, 15:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 15:52 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣
6/3/19, 15:53 - Dee: 🤣🤣I will like to know what they are called
6/3/19, 15:54 - Ini Eket: She said it all 😁
6/3/19, 15:55 - Benedict: By the way, @2348126296642 the number 2 part of ur question is hard o. Even in more liberal climes, izz hard o.
At the end, it sha comes down to communication and marrying someone who has similar inclinations.
6/3/19, 15:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: They are graders, grading how well the new couple is doing.🤷🏼‍♀
6/3/19, 15:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Why is it hard?
6/3/19, 15:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How do you know you have similar inclinations?
6/3/19, 15:56 - Dee: 😃 u will still talk by force
6/3/19, 15:56 - Benedict: thats the communication part naa
6/3/19, 15:56 - Dee: Yes o. Na we born pass
6/3/19, 15:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its cos you said "marrying someone with similar inclinations"... sounded like it's when you have similar inclinations that you can then talk about it...
6/3/19, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: That’s why I don’t talk. Cos I go dey fight everyday. Mans not got time for that
6/3/19, 15:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: But it is in talking about it that you realise you have similar inclinations...n'est pas?
6/3/19, 15:59 - Benedict: but communication sef get levels. There are things i tell people i dicuss with my wife that makes them look at me like "is this one normal?" At the same time, i know a couple that do and say things to each other that makes me say "are these ones normal"
6/3/19, 15:59 - Benedict: i meant communicate first then identify the similar inclinations
6/3/19, 16:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I think sometimes, between couples...theres that fear not to appear "so bad". So we would rather keep such fantasies ro ourselves...maybe cos we ourselves see those fantasies as evil
6/3/19, 16:01 - Benedict: this one sef dey.
6/3/19, 16:02 - Benedict: the conditioning is deep mehn
6/3/19, 16:02 - Dee: But you are not submitting the assignment today na. So time dey. Oya give answer
6/3/19, 16:02 - +234 908 620 7535: Based on foundational conditioning and coding aka church/mosque upbringing
6/3/19, 16:03 - +234 908 620 7535: Uncle facilitator, use this talent to be making money na 😃
6/3/19, 16:04 - +234 802 971 7134: My wife and I discuss them o. I think once there’s underlying trust there’s no shaking
6/3/19, 16:04 - +234 802 971 7134: We have fantasies we have lived out and more incoming
6/3/19, 16:04 - Dee: Yes o. We shall forever continue  to ask. I agree with you. We have the side we show to the world. Which is usually very different from who we really are.
6/3/19, 16:04 - Benedict: even those of us that think we have overcome the conditioning, na lie. Deep inside of us, we are still well conditioned.
6/3/19, 16:05 - +234 802 971 7134: Like we want to join the mile high club
6/3/19, 16:05 - Benedict: i forget what this means
6/3/19, 16:05 - +234 802 971 7134: Ask Deji
6/3/19, 16:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Oshey!
6/3/19, 16:05 - +234 908 620 7535: But bro, I really have no field experience to draw from in this regard oh. True talk. I have neva been pregnant, neither have I been married. As far as I am aware sha. I don't think I did in the dream world 🤔
6/3/19, 16:06 - Benedict: abeg, allow my selective amnesia kick in quietly
6/3/19, 16:06 - +234 802 971 7134: Ok na
6/3/19, 16:06 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 16:07 - +234 802 971 7134: None of these apply to me. Kenneth for example is the arena king
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6/3/19, 16:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Guys seem to be overlooking question 3
6/3/19, 16:09 - Benedict: Cool
6/3/19, 16:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 👍🏻
6/3/19, 16:10 - Benedict: make i come?
6/3/19, 16:10 - +234 802 971 7134: I want my wife to look good for me and have no issues whatsoever
6/3/19, 16:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 👊🏻
6/3/19, 16:10 - +234 802 971 7134: And those that know me well know
6/3/19, 16:10 - +234 908 620 7535: Please come. I need someone to take my pictures 😃
6/3/19, 16:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Would it be ok for her to dress same way if you probably travelled alone on a trip?
6/3/19, 16:11 - +234 802 971 7134: I don’t quite get the question
6/3/19, 16:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You like her to look good for you when you are around...what about when you are not around?
6/3/19, 16:13 - +234 908 620 7535: I've given up pretending to work. There's no point today has ended
6/3/19, 16:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I recall once when I was still taking French classes. I went to do my usual runs of dropping off the kids in school before going to school. I got to Xanders creche and one of his minders asked  if my husband was back. I said he wasnt. Next thing was " will he be ok with how you are dressed? Ah you know hes not around o. Other men will be looking"
6/3/19, 16:14 - +234 802 971 7134: Of course any and every time.  Maybe slightly better even when I’m not around so I get back to very spicy
6/3/19, 16:14 - +234 802 971 7134: Did you slap him?
6/3/19, 16:15 - +234 908 620 7535: So,
Question 1: I agree with Dwit. False sense of 'decency' complicated by religious 'holiness' and consideration of sexual and carnal desires as sinful unless for the purpose of procreation. Interestingly, Christian faith does not even teach this. Not sure about Islam
6/3/19, 16:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I didnt know when I literally looked at myself from head to toe to see what was wrong with what I was wearing.  Just my regular leggings,boots and a top. Very sane wear!. I just said hes fine with it and left
6/3/19, 16:15 - Dee: Let me tell u a true life story. 
I have 2 friends. Married. Lady is free spirited. True to herself. Dude not so much. Lady sometimes mentions things she would like to do, places she would like to go to but dude will refuse. We all just concluded dude is different. One day, dude had a too much to drink and started talking. Was shocked. I then asked why he hasnt done all that with lady. Said he doesn't want lady to see him negatively. But that is what lady wants to do. She is also scared dude will term her evil. 
True life story
6/3/19, 16:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It was a her🤣🤣🤣. One felt I was "looking too fine" to go out with hubby not around. Others said she should free me. ...🙂
6/3/19, 16:17 - +234 802 971 7134: You should have asked her for charcoal to rub on your face
6/3/19, 16:17 - +234 802 971 7134: As your husband is not around
6/3/19, 16:17 - Dee: 😃 this is true
6/3/19, 16:18 - +234 908 620 7535: Question 2: insecurity is the biggest driver in my opinion. Insecurity and fear of rejection. I mean, if na dating things, you can say she will break up with you. If na marriage, at least una don confirm to the whole world say una dey knack so wetin remain. 
Trust may be another one
6/3/19, 16:20 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I think they have gotten used to me now🙂.
6/3/19, 16:20 - Benedict: lols. i can imagine.
6/3/19, 16:21 - +234 908 620 7535: Question 3: craze is what is worrying the men. They are not normal niyen.

Also, religious/societal conditioning could be at fault. In europe back in the day, you had decent sex with you wife, she dressed proper and look dignified as a married woman. Then you go outside to get the fantasies you seek. Naija too will move past this foolishness in time.

But mainly, craze is worrying the man/men. Taink you
6/3/19, 16:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: That's usually the case unfortunately
6/3/19, 16:22 - +234 802 971 7134: My lifelong dream is to rearrange my wife. If not why did I marry her?
6/3/19, 16:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Funny that a lot of so called modern men are guilty of this
6/3/19, 16:27 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I remember speaking once with a married friend. She saw a dress online...fine sexy outfit. Even I felt it was a bit too much. She said she loved it and would love to be able to put it on...especially for her husband.  Now I know her husband to love pretty little things in a short skirt...
I then said maybe she should get it and put it on...at least her hubby will like it and all that. Her shocking response was lai Lai o! He will never accept! That if she even wears a sleeveless top he would ask her to change that he cant have other men looking at his wife's arms...

Me I was just looking shocked like huh?😲
6/3/19, 16:28 - +234 802 971 7134: That one is mad
6/3/19, 16:29 - +234 908 620 7535: With these few point of mine, and Judy's sample case study, I hope that... 😄
6/3/19, 16:29 - +234 908 620 7535: Yaba left suppose don full if there was a fully functional madness detector
6/3/19, 16:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Shes never gone clubbing with her hubby...yet Friday nights are his best days of the week.
I had always thought she was the very "holy" one...but I realised shes very very sane and interesting and longs to be interesting for and with her husband...but her husband man would never allow that! WHY?!!!
6/3/19, 16:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol
6/3/19, 16:30 - +234 908 620 7535: Heat will be disturbing my ministry, I will now wear suit bcos my husband does not want other men to look at my arms. Odiegwu!
6/3/19, 16:32 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The fact that she obeys tells you how much she wants to please him. Like shes so particular about being that "hawt wifey" for him...but for some reason he feels shes too scared for that🤷🏼‍♀
6/3/19, 16:32 - +234 908 620 7535: Wait oh, I'm the only unmarried kangaroo in this group. Izz like I shu comman be going 🚶🏽‍♀😁
6/3/19, 16:32 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehe.....
6/3/19, 16:32 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Are you just noticing?🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 16:33 - +234 908 620 7535: That one is a colonial master oh. Chief conqueror, women affair division
6/3/19, 16:34 - +234 908 620 7535: Nne, ayam just noticing. I actually went and scrolled through group members 😄
6/3/19, 16:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: So far only CY seems cool with wifey looking "interesting"🙂. I wonder what other men think
6/3/19, 16:35 - Benedict: yup, only him. Noone looks at my wife 😡 Only me.
6/3/19, 16:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Why?
6/3/19, 16:35 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣. Felt weird typing that.
6/3/19, 16:36 - +234 908 620 7535: How Eugene wan talk, when Omo don already declare 50 days prayer, fasting and abstinence for their 2nd born? 😂
6/3/19, 16:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Am really interested.
6/3/19, 16:36 - Benedict: Me that i'm finding toasters for her. My theory is that "The beauty of a woman is directly proportional to the number of toasters she has"
6/3/19, 16:37 - Benedict: 😂😂
6/3/19, 16:37 - Dee: Yeah I believe you are on to something here. Maybe we see it as evil so we fear others may see us as evil if we display such
6/3/19, 16:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol. After rize-ing and prez-ing shey?😁
6/3/19, 16:37 - Dee: Yep. I think this is a major reason for it.
6/3/19, 16:38 - Bootylicious Honeypie: So...something is wrong if toasters ain't plenty bah?👍🏻
6/3/19, 16:38 - +234 908 620 7535: You have to rize to prez, my dear sister 😁
6/3/19, 16:39 - Dee: 😃 I wish o.
6/3/19, 16:39 - Dee: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
6/3/19, 16:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Too bad the sample size in this group is small...
6/3/19, 16:40 - Dee: I think this is true too.
6/3/19, 16:40 - Dee: 😃 we must be related somehow.
6/3/19, 16:40 - +234 908 620 7535: Judy, if your carry this thing go fam page, na sir Gilly go first give you uppercut
6/3/19, 16:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Am kuku looking for how to lose small weight before😁
6/3/19, 16:41 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣 sharap my friend.  You know what it means
6/3/19, 16:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This kind of gist is not allowed there though. Abi?
6/3/19, 16:43 - Dee: 😃 still you must have an opinion about it one way or another. You own is still good na. Atleast you admit you may not have experience in that area. Havent you heard of people that have never had boyfriends or girlfriends telling married couples how to live their lives? Probabaly from books they have read or from what men of God told them. That table has many people on it.
6/3/19, 16:44 - +234 908 620 7535: I think you should go and post it. I'm interested in conducting a study on how many priests will be referred to your door for private deliverance
6/3/19, 16:44 - Dee: No amnesia allowed here o.
6/3/19, 16:45 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
6/3/19, 16:45 - Dee: I noticed too. 😃
6/3/19, 16:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Unku...shake it o, break it o. It took the church 2000 years to make it
6/3/19, 16:45 - Benedict: 🤣
6/3/19, 16:46 - Dee: We must be related. Let's do DNA test.
6/3/19, 16:47 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂 oya now
6/3/19, 16:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 16:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Number 3 n0 he issue for my side o. In fact my own dey complain say some of my skirt and short knickers too long. E dey also complain say my palazzo too free
6/3/19, 16:48 - Dee: This is what even some liberal men can't take. Some dressings are ok when they around but not ok when they are not around. This is another dicussion we shall talk about hia😁
6/3/19, 16:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You sef...the name is SHORT knickers nah🙄
6/3/19, 16:49 - Dee: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
6/3/19, 16:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Number 3 is the one I am sure I will get responses on. 😁
6/3/19, 16:51 - Dee: If only they knew the kind of things I like seeing on you.
6/3/19, 16:52 - Dee: Totally agree.
6/3/19, 16:54 - Dee: Insecurity and lack of trust. A lot of people think so too.
6/3/19, 16:55 - Dee: 😂@ craze
6/3/19, 16:57 - Dee: Imagine that. When simple  sincere conversation will solve that problem.
6/3/19, 16:59 - Dee: No o.dont go. Your contributions are highly appreciated. We all learn. Everyday.
6/3/19, 17:01 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Otondo. But they can only look na. In my experience, even if you wear hijab or you are assistant Mary, if you will cheat, you will cheat. Also if you are the perfect club girl, and wear all the skimpies available, if you wont cheat, you won't cheat.
6/3/19, 17:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol@ assistant Mary
6/3/19, 17:03 - Dee: 🤣
6/3/19, 17:03 - +234 908 620 7535: Ah, bros Dee. I remember when my sister told me about her niqab-wearing uni classmate that turned up pregnant. Everybody come dey wonder how
1) my guy see the fine face and body to be attracted to
2) How exactly to 'do' happened with all this covering
6/3/19, 17:06 - Dee: 😃 I like how you think. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. POST IT. I support. If it will blow up let it blow up.
6/3/19, 17:06 - Bootylicious Honeypie: But you know sometimes...the ladies decide not to dress all sexy sometimes...so that their spouses dont begin to look at them somehow or think about them in a certain way...
6/3/19, 17:06 - Bootylicious Honeypie: When the time is right dear...when the time is right🙂
6/3/19, 17:09 - Dee: Ok great. We may get an answer for this one and learn some things
6/3/19, 17:10 - Dee: 🤣 hijab or not, we r all brains, flesh and blood.  And most times, flesh and blood conspire against brain.
6/3/19, 17:11 - Dee: I have heard this argument before too. They guy isn't complaining about their dressing. But lady is scared guy may see her as not "wife material"
6/3/19, 17:25 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Excuses! The wife just no wan go gym so she go dey form say hubby say make she no wear crop top
6/3/19, 17:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/3/19, 17:32 - Dee: 🤣
6/3/19, 17:33 - Dee: Many ways to look sexy though.  Not just crop top.
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6/3/19, 17:36 - +234 802 971 7134: Sometimes nothing 😛
6/3/19, 17:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Is "nothing" sexy?
6/3/19, 17:37 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ahhh...Cyril dat one na belle and stretch mark festival o
6/3/19, 17:37 - Dee: 😃 yeah. Forget DNA. You are the long lost Adewoye we have been looking for. Welcome home brother.
6/3/19, 17:38 - +234 802 971 7134: See it as seeing a tiger
6/3/19, 17:38 - +234 908 620 7535: No be Harry marry person wey I don see her bum bum tire for tv? Wey if I want, I go enter netflix see am again. All d people she don kiss nko? Plus the one wey she divorce. Na im one son of eve will be saying no sleevless bcos of wife. Anugo m, Lord of the Rings
6/3/19, 17:38 - Dee: Depends on the lighting and the angle of view.
6/3/19, 17:38 - +234 802 971 7134: The body is new everyday abeg
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6/3/19, 17:39 - Dee: 😃😃😃😃🤣
6/3/19, 17:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol...another angle
6/3/19, 17:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Angle too much for this life
6/3/19, 17:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Just pick the one that suits you
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6/3/19, 17:57 - Dee: So we have different answers for 1 & 2, mostly the same from different people and a possible "craze" reason for 3 ( which I will most certainly put up in another group if this discussion ever comes up again). Maybe 3 requires a bit more research. 
I believe 3 is the one that affects homes the most. I know some guys  just do not like certain types of things. But for the rest, I believe if we men allow her partners to wear those same things we find attractive on other women ( wigs, studs, short things, tattoos,  ankle chain, make up, etc) our partners may become more attractive than those other ladies.
6/3/19, 18:05 - Dee: * our *
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6/3/19, 23:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Una wehdone o
6/3/19, 23:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This work nor gree man see road read or reply una since o
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7/6/19, 18:04 - +234 802 971 7134: For real
7/6/19, 18:04 - +234 802 971 7134: Svc don enter yankee
7/6/19, 18:04 - +234 802 971 7134: Come out and dance and hear the music
7/6/19, 18:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...and let us be gay
7/6/19, 18:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: no time bro😁
7/6/19, 18:28 - Dee: You deleted this message
7/6/19, 18:29 - Dee: Trump & US Embassy in Nigeria like this.
7/6/19, 18:37 - +234 908 620 7535: That you people's US I came that TSA was treating me like a national security threat. 2 agents were there to receive me at the gat me when I landed. After that, na so so flag for security check. Only God sabi wetin then dey find for my body and luggage
7/6/19, 18:38 - +234 802 971 7134: Lol
7/6/19, 18:39 - +234 908 620 7535: Had to write them a letter say maybe my village people don reach TSA. Them say if I enter US again and then treat me like that, e fit be say them don flag me as security threat. As per say I dey come spend my money for US dey threaten their own village people
7/6/19, 18:40 - +234 908 620 7535: So, make una dey that US first, I go dey fly upandan europe where my existence no dey threaten anybody
7/6/19, 18:42 - +234 908 620 7535: <Media omitted>
7/6/19, 19:01 - Dee: In fact ehn! To visit US  wan begin dey tire person. Had a similar experience. 

After making me wait for almost 2 hours missing my connecting flight because I was sent for secondary screening, the CBP officer pulled up my file, looked at it, looked at me, then asked why I am in this room. Brain dey scratch this one ni? See question? Aw I suppose know? No be ya brother carry me come here? I told him I had no clue. He said my travel history is white. I asked him what that meant. He said white means absolute clear record. Green means good. Yellow, not so good.  red, bad. 

He then asked me again, so why were you brought in here? . Izz like ear dey pain this one. Bros, I just told you I had no clue. I just shrugged with a smile. He then gave me my passport,  said he doesnt understand why I was sent here. I smiled and said maybe I looked like a criminal he knew. He smiled. Said welcome. I left. Then faced my village people with flight cancellations and delays. My village people were definitely using my picture as hand fan that entire trip.
7/6/19, 19:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Nawa o
7/6/19, 20:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol@village pipu using ur picture as hand fan
7/6/19, 20:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Eeeeya pele. You don come the come u nor even tell  me again abi
7/6/19, 20:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na oga Trump work be that for sure
7/6/19, 20:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You don't want to be white like captain?🤣
7/6/19, 21:25 - +234 908 620 7535: God bless you my broda! The same thing oh! Twice wey them ask me to step aside, the tsa agent to screen me asked why I was asked to step aside for special screening, the person wey send am msg no fit give am clear answer. Them swipe my entire body from head to toe, plus every content of my hand luggage, including eye drop and house key. By the third time they wey pulling this rubbish, na im I ask them why. With the vex on my face, the guy say na omo ise them be oh, say na oga at the top go sabi, make I submit query online
7/6/19, 21:28 - +234 908 620 7535: <Media omitted>
7/6/19, 21:30 - +234 908 620 7535: No vex. That waka just happen one kind. Na chicago - new york runs
7/6/19, 22:33 - Dee: Yeah right. Random selection stops feeling  random after the third time of being pulled aside.
7/7/19, 20:03 - +234 908 620 7535: Guys, what's the 411 on that cruise we were talking about that time? Royal Caribbean cruise is hungrying me for end of year 😉
7/7/19, 20:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Come join us on friday to the Bahamas 😁
7/17/19, 17:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/17/19, 17:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Apart from Ini who likes water but not water on top of water and sailing for a couple of days, anybody down for a cruise between in the coming year (for "cheapness" purposes 🙈)
7/17/19, 17:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Bring money and we will form a group and all go on a cruise😁
7/17/19, 18:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ~Between~
7/17/19, 18:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am sure Bella typed this cos she does not know how rich her parents are😁
7/17/19, 18:00 - +234 908 620 7535: Me that I've booked cruise in my mind already. Better keep up
7/17/19, 18:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahahaha
7/17/19, 18:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What date in your mind did you book?
7/17/19, 18:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
7/17/19, 18:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Aha....captain is typing, the head boy of all the sweet boys association🤣
7/17/19, 18:18 - Dee: They should bring the cruise ship to shores of Africa. We go enter. We cannot be wasting 75K everytime on top visa money that your oga at the top has refused to give us. That is at least 2 weeks worth of cold stone icecream and debonairs triple decker pizza for 4 people. My soul will not be happy with me if i waste it on Visa I will not get.
7/17/19, 18:18 - Dee: 😀 oniranu.
7/17/19, 18:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahahahaha...  don't worry just find a way to include my name in the application and it shall be approved. Or is there one in Africa we can come and join?😁
7/17/19, 18:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros we look up to u nah.....you know it all
7/17/19, 18:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: They should keep their Visa...we are not interested anymore. We shall go on the cruise in virtual mode😏
7/17/19, 18:23 - Dee: I for like do the cruise sha. When visa issues stop. In the mean time, we will hold our island rave at aqua safari.
7/17/19, 18:23 - Dee: Me ke? Small boy like me? What do I know?
7/17/19, 18:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: A SIM wey captain de do with those screens for hous u call am?🤣
7/17/19, 18:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
7/17/19, 18:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You see what we are saying?
7/17/19, 18:27 - Dee: Na poor man cruise be that o.
7/17/19, 18:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If i hear!
7/17/19, 18:30 - Dee: All you people that spend dollars. That is how you will be thinking everybody is chopping 3 meals per day. Talk less of cruise. I had to check the spelling of cruise sef in the dictionary before tying it here.
7/17/19, 18:32 - Dee: Typing *
7/17/19, 18:42 - +234 908 620 7535: Na wa oh. So this US visa palaver na real something
7/17/19, 18:44 - Dee: Na real something o
7/18/19, 16:58 - Benedict: <Media omitted>
7/18/19, 16:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: To go to where? London?🤮
7/18/19, 16:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Better delete it before my husband sees it😃😃😃
7/18/19, 16:59 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 17:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Plus why do you feel we would even want to carry the kids along?🤷🏼‍♀
7/18/19, 17:01 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It's not like they would appreciate anything...well maybe Bella will now sha
7/18/19, 17:01 - Benedict: u see? She needs to go and gist her classmates when she resumes next session.
7/18/19, 17:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Abeg if she must gist...the gist should be worth it. London kwa?🙄🙄🙄
7/18/19, 17:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: More importantly...she has to ENJOY the trip
7/18/19, 17:03 - Benedict: @2349086207535 come and defend ur country o!!!
7/18/19, 17:54 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I fit book you for "confidence 1"
7/18/19, 17:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Just putting it out there as per visa issues. You can actually hire an immigration lawyer if you feel your denial was baseless
7/18/19, 18:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Eskiss me??? Wetin boris Johnson do you wey trump never do you? Abeg come make we go Alton towers jor
7/18/19, 18:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ahhhh, I wee now spend 750k to argue for the 75k?
7/18/19, 18:01 - Dee: Chai.  I dont like  that place at all. The roads are small, houses are small, cars are small, drives on the wrong side of the road.
7/18/19, 18:02 - +234 802 971 7134: 750k how. How much Atiku pay for Prof?
7/18/19, 18:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dat na Tiku na, who I be? Dem go take me shine
7/18/19, 18:04 - +234 802 971 7134: I don’t think it’s that much and I think it’s worth a try just for all the BS these visa people give
7/18/19, 18:05 - Dee: The thing kuku fine. Do PHC to Bonny is small style.
7/18/19, 18:05 - Dee: In
7/18/19, 18:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 👀👀👀👀👀 when o...I don hear gist about that place
7/18/19, 18:09 - Dee: I get you. But it's not life and death. It was just vacation we wanted to do that time. My own that I wanted them to deny then , they did not. But it will soon expire. I hope they deny it this time.  Cos that will give me free time at home, not working and still collecting buba. Till I get the Visa. Since no be my fault.
7/18/19, 18:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Biko me and Ini dey d same boat o
7/18/19, 18:10 - +234 802 971 7134: You might have a need. Wedding birthday event. Something you have to be here for asides work.
7/18/19, 18:12 - Dee: We will be there 10 to 12 of august. But it starts on the 9th till the 11th. We will miss the first day.
7/18/19, 18:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: After they wee say *no money* o😏
7/18/19, 18:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As *fishy* as u pipu are? See the irony of lyf o
7/18/19, 18:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This the only thing you own eye wee see
7/18/19, 18:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am only attracted to money 😁
7/18/19, 18:16 - Dee: Hunku, even you know say vacation pass vacation? we just planned to enter US, stay at the airport for 1 week then fly back to 9ja. As long as you fly inside plane go US fly inside plane come back, all na vacation.
7/18/19, 18:28 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What are they typing?🙄🙄🙄
7/18/19, 18:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Am not understanding u sir!
7/18/19, 18:28 - Dee: Maybe to visit my kids in school or steal Kenneth's TV. but other than that, not sure  any place is that important.
7/18/19, 18:28 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The school set gaaaann ....😏
7/18/19, 18:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 1990 Tv?😏
7/18/19, 18:29 - Dee: I knew you would like that one. 😀
7/18/19, 18:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Me I wee come for madams saturday morning smoothie 😁😁😁
7/18/19, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahaha....talking about smoothie dem don de use am starve me now o
7/18/19, 18:30 - Dee: Hunku I am bobo master myself. You cannot bobo me.
7/18/19, 18:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤪. Dont worry...after the cruise parole, the ban shall certainly be lifted😁
7/18/19, 18:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh u accept who you are now abi? Abeg spend this money......me still de learn
7/18/19, 18:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don't understand what you are talking about😁
7/18/19, 18:32 - Dee: 😁
7/18/19, 18:32 - Bootylicious Honeypie: We saw the video...make I no talk more😁
7/18/19, 18:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bad shild like you😁
7/18/19, 18:33 - Bootylicious Honeypie: See...just be doing that kind of thing regularly o. We enjoyed seeing The Onyinye😁😁😁
7/18/19, 18:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Regularly ke? Imagine her telling me yday, i think i am pregnant.....i say pre ki ni? Please go to walmart fess b4 i talk
7/18/19, 18:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:34 - Dee: My account balance is laughing at you. That this one does not know warris going on.
7/18/19, 18:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Baby girl! Yasssss!!!
7/18/19, 18:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You know we both know that your "account" know we know it is smiling to you
7/18/19, 18:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Negative ma🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:36 - Dee: The spirit of the sweet boys association was definitely with you😁😁
7/18/19, 18:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Dey dia. Won ti get e. When did you come back from cruise?
7/18/19, 18:36 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Aaaahhhh...
7/18/19, 18:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw like captain wee say....there are ways to touch and go and we abided by that rule of the sweet boys association 🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Awon wo lo get e?
7/18/19, 18:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg make we plan one groove nah......anywhere is fine, must not be Trump's America
7/18/19, 18:38 - Dee: I swear, I legit had mini headache reading this.
7/18/19, 18:39 - Dee: 😀 won get e bad
7/18/19, 18:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This group will be a year on 8/1/19 and we still have not achieved one trip since inception o
7/18/19, 18:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:40 - Dee: Yes o. They don't do it everytime. So if you want to experience it, that is when to go if work allows it.
7/18/19, 18:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My gaaaad! dis na d whole problem of Nigeria o...too much committee and planning
7/18/19, 18:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Shey you wont get everyone's itinerary and show your planning skills? So as to achieve a group trip?
7/18/19, 18:43 - Ini Eket: My training only covered swimming at a maximum of 16 feet (UI pool depth).
7/18/19, 18:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahaha.....dude live jacket will take of 16 feet nd above🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 18:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Pls expedite
7/18/19, 18:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw for those of you coming nxt month, will you be intrested in *parasailing*? I want to book ahead if possible
7/18/19, 18:51 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Eeeeee....abeg wait till 30th make we know our fate
7/18/19, 18:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sure thing.....i bliv say e go click 4 una
7/18/19, 18:55 - Dee: Will just charge small money. 1 million USD pere
7/18/19, 18:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You for don talk since say you no wan de fly elicuptar again🙄
7/18/19, 19:05 - Dee: No I will still fly o. But I will be able to slap anyone of my bosses that talks rubbish to me. Money stops nonsense.
7/18/19, 19:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 19:10 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
7/18/19, 19:24 - Dee: So the problem with this is timing. People go on vacation different times of the year as their work or kids school permits. 

We know when kids go on  long break here in Nigeria. July to september. Not sure about other parts of the world. But that could be a good  travel time if it's the same in other parts of the world. 

Now we just need to focus on everyone getting their leaves around the same period that frees everyone for 2 to 3 weeks.  Some are on equal time rotation ( e.g 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off. Or 4 weeks on, 4 weeks off. Or 6 weeks on, 6 weeks off)  while others are full time and  take leave once a year.
Meaning those with leave once a year could time their leave  to co incide with the off times of those on rotations. 

Once we come up with a time frame that favours everyone,( even if it's just 1 week where everyone can be off work),we then push it to next year to allow everyone save for the trip. 

While we are waiting for the day to arrive , we discuss where to go, where to stay and activities to do.
7/18/19, 19:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 💋💋
7/18/19, 19:39 - Dee: Any other ideas on how to get everyone to be free at the same time.?
7/18/19, 20:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This makws sense..... on this side of the world, kids are usually off school somewhere from June till about 2nd week in August
7/18/19, 20:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *Makes*
7/18/19, 20:33 - Dee: So this gives us mid July to mid August to travel.
7/18/19, 20:36 - Dee: Anyone with any reason why this period is a bad time to travel?
7/18/19, 20:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 2020 bah?
7/18/19, 20:37 - Benedict: It has to be.
7/18/19, 20:38 - Benedict: Higher flight costs 🙈😂
7/18/19, 20:38 - Dee: Yeah
7/18/19, 20:40 - Dee: True that. Omo, can anything be done about this to bring the cost down? Since this seems to be one period we can get everyone off work.
7/18/19, 20:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Aren't there usually packages that period?
7/18/19, 20:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Plus it depends on where we choose to go to I guess
7/18/19, 20:42 - Dee: Yeah I think so. 
Omo, do you know of such packages this period ?
7/18/19, 20:44 - Benedict: I think the next question is destinations. US is out of it, @14692437489 and @2348029717134 sorry. But uncle Trump no want us again. My Visa expires in January and I ain't got no plans to apply for renewal.
7/18/19, 20:45 - Benedict: Europe trip? 😁, Asia ? 🤔
7/18/19, 20:45 - Dee: Just remembered something. I think most schools go on break for like 3 weeks december to January period. Depending on the place we want to visit, there may he packages for this period  as well. 
That is if it's the same  in other parts of the world.
7/18/19, 20:47 - Benedict: Ermm... Winter? Na Dubai be that. Or Australian Outbacks😂
7/18/19, 20:47 - Dee: Dubai.
7/18/19, 20:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Some people cannot stand cold o🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 20:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ehem...they haff expose themselves 🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 20:48 - Benedict: I full this table 😂
7/18/19, 20:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You and Ini
7/18/19, 20:48 - Dee: 😀 yeah could work too. Lots of activities to do. Cheap 4 star hotels. Etc.
7/18/19, 20:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Make una dey use freezer practice for house
7/18/19, 20:54 - Dee: Pending when imo replies, any other problems with the mid July to mid August dates,other than the one benedict raised? 

Also of it's the same in other parts of the world, then we may have two possible travel  dates. 

1. Mid July to Mid Aug
2. Mid Dec to Mid Jan
7/18/19, 20:55 - Dee: We just won't go to cold places if we choose number 2
7/18/19, 20:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We don't care.....our passport can go almost everywhere without a visa🙈
7/18/19, 20:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Errmmm...early january. Schools usually resume around 6th/7th ...or the monday around that time
7/18/19, 20:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Presently busy spiking on the volley ball court...

Mid-July to Aug would seem the most plausible
7/18/19, 21:00 - Dee: Ghen ghen something. That makes you flexible then. Good stuff.
7/18/19, 21:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/18/19, 21:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus... the cruises sound like the most fun... with this Kenneth pictures all over the internet... Me I am for cruising rather than one location visits
7/18/19, 21:01 - Dee: True that. Unless we choose to come back before then
7/18/19, 21:01 - Dee: A definite vote for mid July to mid August
7/18/19, 21:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...But the money🙈
7/18/19, 21:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Believe me it is....and as a group i hear it could be more fun
7/18/19, 21:03 - Dee: Trump is the sand in that cruise garri parole.
7/18/19, 21:04 - +234 802 474 1100: all those carribean islands no need stopover for US na.. abi?
7/18/19, 21:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: We can leave from other places tight? Not just the US
7/18/19, 21:04 - Dee: Its next year o. Not this year. That gives time to save for it
7/18/19, 21:06 - Dee: Yeah but I believe most start from somewhere in the US and end somewhere in the US. Right?
7/18/19, 21:06 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Anyway I should have my visa before summer next year
7/18/19, 21:06 - Ini Eket: Theres also usually a break around Easter, March/April. Dont knw if its applicable outside Nigeria also
7/18/19, 21:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its a tiny window...2-3 weeks
7/18/19, 21:07 - Dee: I am not sure. Will have to Google it. All the ones I know leave from merritt island or miami in d US.
7/18/19, 21:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Saw one from dubai once I think
7/18/19, 21:08 - Dee: If commander in tweet doesn't win again sha
7/18/19, 21:08 - Ini Eket: Is this a high/higher risk activity? My risk tolerance is relatively low nowadays 😁
Kindly explain what it entails
7/18/19, 21:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Not sure... see a couple that start and end in Europe
7/18/19, 21:10 - Dee: The whole vacation will be 2 to 3 weeks right? So it could still work. If we can get any 2 weeks or 3 weeks I the year, that works for everyone , then we will be fine
7/18/19, 21:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Bros...let me check your calendar for you first
7/18/19, 21:11 - Dee: Oh really? Didn't know about it. Will google that.
7/18/19, 21:11 - Ini Eket: Same here, visa renewal may be suspended a while till things normalize.
Came in for a 1 week workshop past weekend and was stamped in till July 31
7/18/19, 21:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No sir....not in FL maybe in CO though cos we are not united in the United States
7/18/19, 21:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They also leave from NY, Seattle and some other places
7/18/19, 21:13 - Dee: Oh really ? they sail across the Atlantic to the Bahamas?
7/18/19, 21:13 - Dee: 😀😀 yes ma
7/18/19, 21:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This man! Be a man to the wife and kids and show some high threshold for risk
7/18/19, 21:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ooooshey!
7/18/19, 21:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yes you are available
7/18/19, 21:14 - Dee: 😀 u mean on top all the stars on una flag, una still no dey United?
7/18/19, 21:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You may continue planning
7/18/19, 21:16 - Dee: US no ni all those places. We say una commander in tweet no want us to come.
7/18/19, 21:16 - Dee: 😁
7/18/19, 21:16 - Dee: Yes ma
7/18/19, 21:18 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/18/19, 21:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Apparently wasn't the carribeans..
7/18/19, 21:18 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/18/19, 21:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Friend who eventually went said she loved it... and I trust her taste
7/18/19, 21:23 - Dee: Oh ok. A Mediterranean cruise.
7/18/19, 21:26 - Dee: That is approximately 2.35Million for the cruise alone right? Assuming the room comes with everything else
7/18/19, 21:28 - Dee: Kenneth, How does this compare, price wise to the one you did? Cheaper or more expensive?
7/18/19, 21:30 - +234 908 620 7535: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 na now I dey read everything dey laugh. Commander in twee and stars not united got me
7/18/19, 21:30 - +234 908 620 7535: My own be say any way na way. In fact, if the work dey disturb vacation groove, we go resign find another one 😄😎
7/18/19, 21:31 - +234 802 474 1100: That's why I qualified the person that sent me this one... na just sample...😁
7/18/19, 21:31 - +234 802 474 1100: But there are way cheaper I reckon
7/18/19, 21:33 - Benedict: So I can finally take Santorini pishures 😂😂
7/18/19, 21:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yes o we are not.....don't let them deceive u, each state is its own country
7/18/19, 21:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Just adding to the places u know in yankee
7/18/19, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 12nights? Abeg is there no 5 or 7 days max?
7/18/19, 21:34 - +234 908 620 7535: Actually, the greek islands is an amazing cruise oh. Island hopping alone is fun. And Greece is cheaper than most European countries
7/18/19, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The fewer the # of days the cheaper for people like me🙈
7/18/19, 21:36 - Dee: 😀I have said it before, I want to be like you when I grow up.
7/18/19, 21:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This one na die o....almost $6k for 2 pipu o
7/18/19, 21:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We had a 3/4 days and it was about $1600 unto say it was late planning
7/18/19, 21:38 - Dee: 😀 no wonder. Cos I checked for MSC seaside once and it was waaaaay cheaper than that.
7/18/19, 21:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See levels😁
7/18/19, 21:38 - Dee: Oh ok.
7/18/19, 21:39 - Dee: 7 days is actually good. If you get to make a few stops and spend some time on land
7/18/19, 21:43 - Dee: Oh ok. Dont know much about these islands. Will google them
7/18/19, 21:44 - Dee: 😁 the cheaper it is for everyone
7/18/19, 21:50 - Dee: But wait o. Are we all agreed for  mid July to mid August next year? Apart from the cost of ticket during that period
7/18/19, 22:06 - Bootylicious Honeypie: https://www.msccruises.ca/search-result
7/18/19, 22:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 was that cost really in GBP?  Cos what i just saw with @2348025838458's link is quite better (maybe not necessarily the same stops but the same # of days)
7/18/19, 22:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: There are so many ports to pick from in the link I sent. There are cruises across the Mediterranean,  Caribbean,  oriental...etc
7/18/19, 22:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: https://www.msccruises.ca/
7/18/19, 22:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Also if we are doing a cruise, irrespective of where it is from, check to see that they have drinks o......the one we just got back from had *free open bar* you can drink from like 7am to midnight and of course whatever kind of drink you wanted them to mix for you (that was the part i loved most😁)
7/18/19, 22:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
7/18/19, 22:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It could be any cruise o! Me I am just looking at this one
7/18/19, 22:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yea i know.....me i am just particular about free shayo 😁
7/18/19, 22:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol...your department
7/18/19, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You know it all madam😁
7/18/19, 22:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🙌🏻🙌🏻
7/18/19, 22:41 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Volleyball don close...ehen
7/18/19, 22:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: So yes July to Aug is expensive time...way to avoid high fare is to buy early or when  promos are running. Promos will usually run after every high season. So after summer travel...Sept to Nov, after xmas travel Feb to May
7/18/19, 22:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Very expensive cruises are cheap when bought way in advance, so we can buy a cruise for next year from now. It also means you can pay monthly like contribution
7/18/19, 22:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I recommend a European or Asian destinations as the Visa no get wall of jericho/Mexico around am
7/18/19, 22:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Unfortunately that's school time for kids😔
7/18/19, 22:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: for which country?
7/18/19, 22:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What happened if plans change? Will they give us back the money we have paid?😁
7/18/19, 22:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The country I am in...Nigeria
7/18/19, 22:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: there is usually a period for cancellation
7/18/19, 22:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: ahn ahn, na american school? schools close july till sept na
7/18/19, 22:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: *happens
7/18/19, 22:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: By 2nd monday in September schools resume. You mentioned sept till november...
7/18/19, 22:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: no I mean promos should be available during that period
7/18/19, 22:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yeah...and that period the children will be in school...so it may be useless in the end
7/18/19, 22:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Feb-May also is smack in the middle of 2nd term
7/18/19, 22:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: But the very first week in september may then be the only window...if going by promo.
But I think uncle Kenneth said their own school resume by August 🤷🏼‍♀
7/18/19, 22:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Meaning that is the time to buy the ticket not to travel
7/18/19, 22:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: What I mean is during promo period, we can try to buy ticket for the July travel if the dates are not blacked out
7/18/19, 22:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ok...buy it in Sept-Nov...when do we move?
7/18/19, 22:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: And u can always get insurance on ur ticket for a minimal fee i bliv
7/18/19, 22:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Alright then.
7/18/19, 23:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: My bad. Am mixing up 2 different things together. E ma binu
7/19/19, 05:02 - Dee: Wow una try o. You people were still awake till past 11? . By that time, I was already dreaming I was on a vacation somewhere in the Caribbean, holding a voodoo doll of the commander in tweet, and sticking it with  long needles in places not meant for anything sharp.
7/19/19, 05:07 - Dee: How many weeks in advance minimum should we buy the tickets to get it cheap? I know my company screams at us when we don't submit travel request 3 weeks or more in advance.  They always say anything less than 3 weeks makes the ticket prices high. But that travels agency hikes everything anyway so their idea of cheap ticket is normal people's I-no-be-dangote kind of ticket.
7/19/19, 05:08 - Dee: You mean you can pay the cruise company monthly or the travel agency organising it monthly?
7/19/19, 05:19 - Dee: 👍🏽
7/19/19, 05:20 - Dee: 😀 oshe!!.
7/19/19, 05:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: After Spiking, yes
7/19/19, 05:23 - Dee: O kare lai. I know say you go still dey awake.
7/19/19, 05:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How will u consider ur company and use them as a base line for we middle class?
7/19/19, 05:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol.....na sleep get me now
7/19/19, 05:28 - Dee: Even upper class gan dey raise eyebrow at the price when Carlson wagonlit issues ticket. Who are we to even speak their name?
7/19/19, 05:29 - Dee: You need a Nuru massage. Will knock you right off.
7/19/19, 08:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hahaha, the reason for the shout is that chances are the flight still has a lot of seats available hence low cost. Once u hear things like 2 seats left, na highest bidder no ni. Not to deny that sometimes u get a fantastic price the night b4 ur trip if the flight is still empty and dey are begging people to come and fill d space
7/19/19, 08:34 - Dee: Oh right.
7/19/19, 09:28 - Bootylicious Honeypie: If we ever consider a Weekend getaway for 3 coupes in Ghana. Like a mini Big Brother House😁

We can get the 3 bedroom penthouse at Kwarleyz residence at 194k per couple.

Flight ticket ( max per couple) is about N220k...thereabout

Total price per couple about N414k (of course there will be extras) 

Friday night clubbing.  Satuday we explore the town a bit, probably go to aqua safari resort do a boat ride, jetski ; feed the fishes etc. Check out on sunday
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7/19/19, 12:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Even before i saw the message you added, immediately i saw soundproofing i am like, fhe spirit of sweet boys and touch and go will never depart from us🤣🤣
7/19/19, 12:16 - Dee: Its bcos you are a mathematician. You did the maths in your head. Since it was a mathematical equation. It called to us naturally. Resistance is futile
7/20/19, 18:14 - Dee: <Media omitted>
7/21/19, 10:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This is 2017 news nah
7/21/19, 10:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Or have you joined my mumc that has learnt how to use YouTube and google and now sends me news of 1950🤣
7/21/19, 12:10 - Dee: Yes it is. when he just entered. Downloaded it b4. Just found it again. Was looking for it when maryann asked if the visa issue thing was real.
7/21/19, 12:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ok...tot you had taken over my mum's job😁
7/21/19, 12:16 - Dee: 😀 But all mom's are like that I guess
7/22/19, 15:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol
7/22/19, 16:03 - +234 908 620 7535 changed to +44 7788 152190
7/27/19, 17:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://www.ncl.com/cruises/7-day-western-mediterranean-from-rome-civitavecchia?itineraryCode=EPIC7CIVLIVCEQPMIBCNNAPCIV
7/27/19, 17:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Just in case y'all have forgotten where we left off😃
7/27/19, 17:56 - Ini Eket: Great, 😁😁
7/27/19, 17:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Below 16ft o😅🤣
7/27/19, 18:14 - Ini Eket: Lol 😂
11/6/20, 22:02 - Ini Eket: Na wa oooo
11/6/20, 22:04 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol...27th July 2019...last post here. He be like 11 years ago cos 2020 na 10 years on its own
11/6/20, 22:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 👀
11/6/20, 22:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I swear i was just thinking of this group like 2days ago o
11/6/20, 22:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: For you 2020 is 10 years for me the last 3 days alone has been like 30yrs 😅
11/6/20, 22:09 - +234 803 072 5702: Lool...better prepare your mind...it’ll be looong before this dust settles. Trump is going to court and RNC is raising $60m for the legal battles ahead...and your SC is 6-3 in their Favour..:😁
11/6/20, 22:12 - Ini Eket: Nna Men
11/6/20, 22:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na that SC ruling we go yake scatter yankee o
11/6/20, 22:13 - Ini Eket: Will be better Trump jst accepts n moves on dan all dis
11/6/20, 22:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Accept just laidat? Trump? You sure believe in miracles and have great faith
11/6/20, 22:21 - Ini Eket: Lol, bt RNC are contradicting themselves, jst tuned in to Fox and they r vexing that its not acceptable for main stream media to give it to Biden yet when there is still counting ongoing... Forgetting their man declared himself winner also some days back
11/6/20, 22:26 - +234 803 072 5702: Fox, in the farce of appearing non-partisan, called Arizona for Biden like two days ago. Na dat one vex Trump pass. In the same breadth, they circulated memos to their staff today that Biden should not be referred to as "President-Elect" if he wins because Trump is going to court...dem nor serious
11/6/20, 22:28 - Ini Eket: No mind dem, tho I am surprised they gavr AZ to Biden so quick, compared to CNN still taking it easy
11/6/20, 23:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well i have nit even seen any media house given it to Biden yet.....The farthest they are going is that Biden is on the edge of 270
11/6/20, 23:24 - Ini Eket: Exactly
11/6/20, 23:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls which grp is this and who added me?🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
11/6/20, 23:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: It’s called applying for new work without tendering notice at ur current office.
11/6/20, 23:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣
11/6/20, 23:57 - Ini Eket: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324846580147642369?s=08
11/6/20, 23:57 - Ini Eket: Is he, is he, is he normal?
11/6/20, 23:58 - Ini Eket: Chief logistics officer, welcome
11/6/20, 23:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1324439705522524162?s=19
11/6/20, 23:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmfao
11/6/20, 23:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They have collected his toys again🤣🤣🤣
11/6/20, 23:59 - +234 802 971 7134: When teenager Dey drag US president like tiger gen. Wahala don Dey
11/7/20, 00:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As in
11/7/20, 00:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I weep for that guy
11/7/20, 00:01 - +234 802 971 7134: Dead guy
11/7/20, 00:05 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 00:06 - +234 802 971 7134: Would be appropriate
11/7/20, 07:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 10:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Now this is interesting.....see what people are doing with thwor sense within a short period
11/7/20, 10:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao
11/7/20, 10:33 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): My own is that therapists don blow because many people will have election anxiety, PTSD, withdrawal, and many more trauma to handle in addition to COVID trauma
11/7/20, 10:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Only thing, na who go epp the therapists themselves? 🤔
11/7/20, 10:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Una good morning oh. Make we plan e-vacation na 😄
11/7/20, 16:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Dem go epp themselves no ni
11/7/20, 17:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Senior Therapist or fada for confession
11/7/20, 17:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 we have a president elect now o.....we are only now waiting to win any legal battle😅
11/7/20, 17:36 - Ini Eket: Congrats Team
11/7/20, 17:36 - Ini Eket: 😁😁😁
11/7/20, 17:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yes o!
11/7/20, 17:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Team Biden or Team Missionary "journiers"🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 17:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I’ve gone to download my application form, I’m officially a dreamer now o, hastalavista SARS!
11/7/20, 17:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Tomato tomahto
11/7/20, 17:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 17:40 - Ini Eket: Fox seems not to have gotten d memo yet 😁😁
11/7/20, 17:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They have
11/7/20, 17:40 - +234 802 971 7134: They are still in denial
11/7/20, 17:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They say other network has called it but they are not confident in calling yet
11/7/20, 17:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am tuned into like 4 networks at the same time🤣
11/7/20, 17:41 - Ini Eket: Lol
11/7/20, 17:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I knw u have at least 2 in front of u🤣🤣
11/7/20, 17:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 17:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Fox don sharp sharp begin align with new master🤣
11/7/20, 17:45 - Ini Eket: Dont mind them, they have been twisting their mouths since the last few days, trying to align cautiously
11/7/20, 17:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 17:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na real new master
11/7/20, 17:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: I want to see what the American Catholics will do #sellouts
11/7/20, 17:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They will leave America
11/7/20, 17:51 - Ini Eket: lol
11/7/20, 17:52 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂 survival oh!
11/7/20, 17:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 17:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am waiting for that our Nigerian priest here who claims trump as his uncle
11/7/20, 17:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Honestly, I feel like the Catholic church in America is on a power trip. Like, didn't they get the memo that state and religion are separate?!
11/7/20, 17:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 17:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Apparently they didn't
11/7/20, 17:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Is there any "church" anywhere in the world really that got that memo?

Plus its a hard pill to swallow.... LGBTQ, Abortion and many liberal policies... e no easy...

@14692437489 you sure say them go even allow you receive communion sef when church open
11/7/20, 17:57 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s so annoying. Blind loyalty
11/7/20, 17:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dem lucky say Trump lose, church no for open till all d remaining Americans don die🤣
11/7/20, 17:58 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 where is the lie?
11/7/20, 17:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Meanwhile my mom is calling people and congratulating them on Biden’s win🤦🏽‍♀️ e for no pain me too much but she come call me follow greet one of the people🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
11/7/20, 17:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Yea.... thats the problem... Making voting a one issue item... People no dey weigh pros and cons again... they just choose one item and vote like that.. all over the world, same problem.
11/7/20, 18:00 - +234 802 971 7134: Idiots!
11/7/20, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Hehehe... I know people wey vote Trump because of tax plan o.... Them greedy small😁, definitely not idiots🤣
11/7/20, 18:01 - +234 802 971 7134: Which mumu tax. People wey Dey live for trailer
11/7/20, 18:04 - +234 802 474 1100: LOL... God dey sha...

Bottom line More people voted for trump that voted for Obama in either of his elections...Y'all have a big problem in that country when the dust settles
11/7/20, 18:05 - +234 802 971 7134: We Kuku know. All those closet Trump voters. Na God go punish all of them. In 2016 it was forgivable. But anyone that went on to vote this man again can’t be a decent human being
11/7/20, 18:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: As for those ones that were doing Trump parade in Nigeria, 600 years of SWAT for them, nonsense
11/7/20, 18:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Some priest got it. At least i know of 2 9ja priest (1 in TX the other in 9ja) thatbsupports Biden. They are just too rigid
11/7/20, 18:07 - +234 802 971 7134: Those ones are onijekuje
11/7/20, 18:07 - +234 802 474 1100: You mean SUWAT!
11/7/20, 18:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me I don’t even understand their reasoning, shebi Jesus gave us the two important commandments, love of God and love of Neighbour, I’m not understanding whether they used to skip dat part in theology school
11/7/20, 18:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes na dat one gaan gaan
11/7/20, 18:10 - Ini Eket: I hope Biden would know that this was just an unknown group of persons and not representing Nigeria view
11/7/20, 18:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus this Biden win is bittersweet... The senate is still gonna be Republican led... The republicans also flipped some seats in the House... The next 4 years will be interesting... Make them sha open embassy for lagos make we renew visa first sha😀 @2347033020215
11/7/20, 18:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 we go consecrate our own bread las las
11/7/20, 18:10 - +234 802 971 7134: 😀😀😀
11/7/20, 18:10 - +234 802 971 7134: Might be. There are runoff’s in Georgia
11/7/20, 18:10 - +234 802 474 1100: In the mold of Melchizedek of old.. a royal priesthood
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11/7/20, 18:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Once e confirm my citizenship I will explain to him
11/7/20, 18:11 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol...they are not o. Apologies for seeming generalization but there’s a marked hatred for Obama and democrats...and a love for Trump in most of the South East. There’s a belief that Obama enabled Buhari’s election with his misyarning in 2015. And there’s the Nnamdi Kanu angle who continues to feed dem the stories that Trump will help actualize Biafra. He has been to one of two Trump rallies. So it’s not a surprise if you see people marching for Trump there
11/7/20, 18:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We are all priests bybour baptism jare🤭
11/7/20, 18:12 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Hmm, this global village wey we dey ehn, tinz no just balance again
11/7/20, 18:12 - +234 803 072 5702: The Nnamdi Kanu and Israel link...and Trump’s embracing of Israel and the movement of the embassy to Jerusalem sealed his place in their hearts
11/7/20, 18:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Its a media enabled generalization  @2348030725702 I have family and friends in the East... It exists but I think it is blown out of proportion
11/7/20, 18:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Abeg, everyone in naija who voted for Buhari, especially the older generation who knew better, should siddon and take their L in peace
11/7/20, 18:13 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: People wey donnmove go America and Canada during the first term?
11/7/20, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah.. It was the younger generation that enabled his win o
11/7/20, 18:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah, I think it is this Israel that chop people brain. On top say he move embassy to Jerusalem
11/7/20, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: we should take our L in peace
11/7/20, 18:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Poor Biden has to go and start mending plenty bridges worldwide☹️
11/7/20, 18:15 - +234 803 072 5702: And you know Nnamdi Kanu tells dem dey are extended Israelites😁
11/7/20, 18:15 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): See, I will never understand this obsession with Israel. Even if igbos are historically descendants of the jews, who the matter epp for present day Nigeria?
11/7/20, 18:15 - +234 802 474 1100: and vote better in 2023
11/7/20, 18:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 18:16 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): With all the rigging that happened in 2019, you still think your votes actually count?
11/7/20, 18:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Inspired by Georgia!

Voter Suppression continues if we perpetuate that idea
11/7/20, 18:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): When people are scared to go to the polling booth because thugs and poor security
11/7/20, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus... there isnt any other viable option
11/7/20, 18:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): In Georgia, security actually works. They are not agents of state
11/7/20, 18:18 - +234 803 072 5702: Maybe Aisha Yesufu can be our Stacy Adams😁😁😁
11/7/20, 18:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes. the environment is not exactly same. The learnings are important still
11/7/20, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes. Indeed. Many of us can too...
11/7/20, 18:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me I will use mail in vote in 2023 too
11/7/20, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤪 Gbaun
11/7/20, 18:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): For our votes to count in Nigeria, we need to fix some underlying issues. Number one being security of all voters, number two being and effective INEC to deal with any issues of sufficient polling stations,  voter fraud, suppression and the likes. It is not just by getting PVC
11/7/20, 18:19 - +234 802 971 7134: Electronic voting
11/7/20, 18:19 - +234 802 971 7134: Diaspora voting
11/7/20, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes certainly. No ONE thing will be a magic wand
11/7/20, 18:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No o, Abeg we need the ones in America to come and hep us with their guns as they are coming
11/7/20, 18:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: While u r all year chatting
11/7/20, 18:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 18:27 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Everybody should listen to that woman speak at least once a week. Voice of the nation
11/7/20, 18:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na wa oh! Why the toothbrush though 😄
11/7/20, 18:30 - Ini Eket: Na so
11/7/20, 18:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 18:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 18:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: This guy don secure political assignment for himself, maybe dem go make an press secretary
11/7/20, 18:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He was in the ObamaBiden early Administration as one of the advisers then
11/7/20, 18:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Okpari! Na returnee straight
11/7/20, 18:59 - +234 803 072 5702: lol...not be this guy call Trump “an obese overturned turtle flailing at the wind”?
11/7/20, 19:01 - +234 803 072 5702: Ok...nor be am. Na the other guy...Anderson Cooper talk am
11/7/20, 19:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah, okay
11/7/20, 22:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sadly they are God parents to Adrian.
11/7/20, 22:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Praying against socialism????🤷🏽‍♀️
11/7/20, 22:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Can i just go to the bishop and say we nor want them again?🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: That one na ur fault, u suppose ask for political views before choosing🤣
11/7/20, 22:35 - +234 802 971 7134: Error
11/7/20, 22:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahaha.....I tot we were all Christians o.....and na that woman pray pass for the whole church. I use to go to their hse for rosary and prayers that will last almost 1hr 30mins that year
11/7/20, 22:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If you see her house, she has over 150 statues of Mary and any saint u can readily think of
11/7/20, 22:37 - +234 802 971 7134: Na to create form for godparents now
11/7/20, 22:37 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Adrian is the real victim in all this
11/7/20, 22:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Not small statues o
11/7/20, 22:38 - +234 802 971 7134: Kenneth hope say your views dey intact
11/7/20, 22:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Any God parent available here to re-God father Adrian 🤣🤔
11/7/20, 22:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I can't get over the fact that God's will in all this must align with what they believe and nothing else. Please tell them God wants to try their faith for the next four years with Biden as president 🤧
11/7/20, 22:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na wa to u o....very very! You need to see my chats with one of our 9ja priest here that claims Trump as his uncle
11/7/20, 22:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol@Try their faith for 4yrs
11/7/20, 22:41 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: All you have done here is confirm you chose idol worshipper, did u not see that as a red flag? How many statue u get?
11/7/20, 22:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sadly madam has begged me not to be commenting on the woman's post again
11/7/20, 22:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahahahahaha
11/7/20, 22:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na 1 i get for now o
11/7/20, 22:43 - +234 802 971 7134: Leave Kenneth. Until the woman tie red wrapper Dey pour palm oil on top
11/7/20, 22:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This is good advice
11/7/20, 22:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:44 - +234 802 971 7134: Section?
11/7/20, 22:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I mean a *section of the statues*....look to the left, to see the one she put inside that racj
11/7/20, 22:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: rack*
11/7/20, 22:45 - +234 802 971 7134: Na the same thing we Dey talk now
11/7/20, 22:45 - +234 802 971 7134: Kenneth you don lose form o
11/7/20, 22:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:46 - +234 802 971 7134: You need visit naija soon. This na battery low men
11/7/20, 22:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
11/7/20, 22:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:46 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:47 - +234 802 971 7134: Say Wetin happen now. Her house na musuem?
11/7/20, 22:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Wait... please tell me you hadn't visited her house before as at  when you chose her as Adrian's God parent
11/7/20, 22:48 - +234 803 072 5702: Is that a crucifix with Jesus on it?
11/7/20, 22:49 - +234 803 072 5702: On the white covered table behind the woman?
11/7/20, 22:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I find this quote disturbing
11/7/20, 22:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I did o....thinking say good Christian rare to find and they will support the christian/catholic life which we are giving Adrian in this lost america o
11/7/20, 22:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: *quite*
11/7/20, 22:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yupz
11/7/20, 22:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁😁
11/7/20, 22:51 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That is not even up to a quater of what she has o
11/7/20, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That was probably brought out there for a special occasion
11/7/20, 22:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But it resides somewhere in the house😁
11/7/20, 22:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: The house sef Dey fear me
11/7/20, 22:53 - +234 802 971 7134: This woman go get reptiles for that house
11/7/20, 22:54 - +234 803 072 5702: As in...serpents. To represent subdued satan
11/7/20, 22:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na her house be the real shrine. Pilgrimage loading 😂
11/7/20, 22:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahahahaha
11/7/20, 22:54 - +234 802 971 7134: You understand
11/7/20, 22:55 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It is a valid question oh. For a moment, I thought it was a teenage girl to be sacrificed Isaac style
11/7/20, 22:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If we check now, all dese SU people na dia children frustration go don lead to all d vices they are condemning Democrats for🤣🤣🤣
11/7/20, 22:55 - Ini Eket: This message was deleted
11/7/20, 22:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I just see the crucifix🤣🤣🤣🤣 my people I think we need to remove Kenneth from dis grp first, we need to discuss how he’s friends with this couple
11/7/20, 22:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Not only that sef, how can someone ignore the 200,000+ lives lost *in a year* due to Trump's negligence and only focus on abortion not being legal. What is pro life about that?
11/7/20, 22:58 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Motion moved. Who is seconding? 🤣
11/7/20, 22:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So this year when we started on one of her post on Trump she called me an idiot in obe of her comment, na that time i just say am done with her
11/7/20, 22:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 22:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bless u
11/7/20, 22:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bad shild🤣🤣🤣👉🏽
11/7/20, 23:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Don't be angry. How did race come into you asking her why she called you an idiot?! Kenneth, you need deliverance abeg. Just to be sure nothing passed from her to you 😄
11/7/20, 23:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes o, we need to wash ya head.
11/7/20, 23:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na long story, back and forth comment on her post on fbk,  she eventually deleted that post
11/7/20, 23:02 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This woman appears to be a self righteous racist - the most dangerous kind
11/7/20, 23:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehe...she said be blessed and be at peace😁😁😁
11/7/20, 23:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/7/20, 23:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: She is a racists, i have confronted her with that before but she claims she cannot be with all the different people from different country she welcomes to her home. I told her she was just using that to suppress her racist lyf
11/7/20, 23:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Chai, “we ate together” you have been breaking bread with idol worshipers oooooooooooo
11/7/20, 23:16 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): He has been eating ebo 😄
11/7/20, 23:16 - +234 802 971 7134: Obodo ebo
11/7/20, 23:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are actually still digesting that chat?😁
11/8/20, 00:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/8/20, 00:53 - Benedict: 🤦🏿‍♂️
11/8/20, 00:54 - +234 802 971 7134: Nawa
11/8/20, 00:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Captain we have delivered o, tell sango to delay his coming (youbknow what i mean right) 🤣🤣🤣
11/8/20, 00:54 - +234 802 971 7134: This one don Dey mad
11/8/20, 00:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Mad with a big *M*🤣
11/8/20, 00:54 - +234 802 971 7134: You should seriously look into changing godparents
11/8/20, 00:55 - +234 802 971 7134: And you know say madness Dey always cook. This one own fit never done finish
11/8/20, 00:55 - Dee: I have read many things in the past few days.  All centered around Religion and Trump. I thought I had seen all shades of stupid, but i realized this past few days, that i haven't even scratched the surface yet. 

I know, in this country especially, we are a deeply religious nation and anything that challenges our beliefs tends to make us shut down and become aggressive and insulting, but permit me to say this. 

The greatest problem we have in this country and possibly, worldwide,  is religion. We need to completely cancel religion for like 3 months. 

So people won't have a choice but to use their heads and come to the realization that it is not a crime to think logically.  

Once we do that, we then bring religion back, and hope that people can now practice religion, with the newly acquired "sense"  to know when a man of God is trying to deceive them.
11/8/20, 00:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/8/20, 00:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *#NewlyAcquiredSense*🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/8/20, 00:58 - Dee: 😀 😀Kenneth, the kind of things I have read and watched in just 3 days ehn, my brain is confused.
11/8/20, 01:00 - Dee: Almost every single whatsapp group i belong to, has that "one" person, that thinks the demons have won the battle for souls,  because Trump lost.
11/8/20, 01:29 - +234 802 474 1100: You know na.... I always am, for a small fee
11/8/20, 01:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Nwanne... So you dont recognize idolatry when you see it abi?
11/8/20, 01:32 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣
11/8/20, 01:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 you are a cow i swear!
11/8/20, 01:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
11/8/20, 01:35 - +234 802 474 1100: I like this experiment biko.... I know many people who have tried it during this pandemic o... Their sense is returning
11/8/20, 01:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehn wait fess makeni confirm from Bishop if we can change godparents
11/8/20, 01:36 - +234 802 474 1100: even if you cant change... I am here to dilute thier impact.... Additional godparents
11/8/20, 01:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/8/20, 01:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/8/20, 01:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: From this day, I pronounce you assistant godparent to my son-Adrian in whom i am well pleased
11/8/20, 01:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Guy... Just from your description of her, I have one in my workplace o..... She breathes Fox news... Calls anything she doesnt agree with fakenews.. accuses me of supporting abortion, all while working for a pharmaceutical company that invests in stem cell research ... The irony
11/8/20, 01:39 - +234 802 474 1100: In front of these witnesses i so accept...
11/8/20, 01:40 - +234 802 474 1100: wait na the woman and her husband be godparents join... abi you manage split am|?
11/8/20, 01:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We been split (but they both say they are godparents) but now i nor even want the split again😁
11/8/20, 01:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Imagine that
11/8/20, 07:05 - Dee: 😀 probably won't see the irony.
11/8/20, 09:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I'm beginning to think the demons have won this one's soul oh! Fee for godparent??? End time is here indeed 😂
11/8/20, 14:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: It’s for inconveniences like hiding our statues when Kenneth is coming over🤣
11/8/20, 15:32 - +234 802 474 1100: She doesnt... A trained Pharmacist fa...
11/8/20, 15:32 - +234 802 474 1100: Gbam
11/8/20, 19:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=689566248430377&id=89762555669
11/8/20, 19:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I wish i could call sango on some of these so called priests talking nonsense
11/8/20, 19:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To think that this guy went to a seminary and studied for 8yrs is so sad
11/8/20, 19:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Oh its on facebook... I no dey click facebook link again... Too many crazies😁
11/12/20, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Take a look at how this my priest tone take change
11/12/20, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/12/20, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/12/20, 14:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/12/20, 14:53 - +234 802 971 7134: Shior. Hunger na bastard
11/12/20, 14:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What happened to the prophecy?
Guess he isn't such a strong believer 😁😁😁😁😁
11/12/20, 15:20 - Ini Eket: Lol
11/12/20, 15:23 - +234 802 474 1100: My kind of person sha... Know when you have fallen hand...Not every apology is "im sorry"
11/12/20, 15:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣 not hunger sha.....e just like wifey food😁😁
11/12/20, 15:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He is facing and accepting reality gradually🤣
11/12/20, 15:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ikr
11/12/20, 15:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am waiting for my "idolatry" worshiper to accept the new reality too🤣🤣🤣
11/12/20, 16:26 - Ini Eket: Bt hope this manual recount won't spring any surprises
11/12/20, 16:47 - +234 802 474 1100: highly unlikely in my opinion
11/12/20, 16:47 - +234 802 971 7134: Differences are pretty wide
11/12/20, 16:48 - +234 802 474 1100: The multiple states, and combination of same with which Biden achieves the magic number as well as the considerable lead in those states
11/12/20, 16:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It will
11/12/20, 16:49 - +234 802 474 1100: I read an article today that suggested that one way Trump could still win was to get the state delegates to betray their state results in december when certification time comes
11/12/20, 16:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It will bring the 2nd surprise to Trump.....defeated the 2nd time🤣🤣🤣
11/12/20, 16:50 - +234 802 971 7134: They will certify first then the electors will assign the votes
11/12/20, 16:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes. There are apparently cases of electors going against the wishes of their states... Renegade shit
11/12/20, 16:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That will be very difficult in this case though
11/12/20, 16:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Faithless electors, they are called apparently.... This US system is just a maze of kwaruption
11/12/20, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: land of the free bullshit
11/12/20, 16:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
11/12/20, 16:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/12/20, 16:57 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
11/12/20, 17:00 - +234 802 474 1100: yup.. Fareed spells it out... Just shitty
11/12/20, 17:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Thus... we wait... buy your popcorns and watch
11/12/20, 17:46 - Ini Eket: Lol
11/13/20, 15:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yo, guys! Biden is Catholic?!
11/13/20, 15:34 - +234 802 971 7134: Yup
11/13/20, 15:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): See as the Catholic church in America deny the poor man because he's a democrat 🤣. This life is a pot of beans
11/13/20, 15:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This ur exclamation sef is scary😁🤣
11/13/20, 15:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Small thing, them no go give an communion again 😂
11/13/20, 15:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na 9ja dem fit do that kain thing.....the spirituality for 9ja pass our own😁
11/13/20, 15:36 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It's a funny something na. The church aligns with Trump because of abortion and gay rights. Them come abandon practicing Catholic as per black sheep
11/13/20, 15:59 - +234 802 474 1100: As in.... A lot of people dont realize it when you look at the Church's stance..

His bishop threatened to deprive him of communion during yhe Obama days if i remember correctly
11/13/20, 16:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): The pope has given Biden his blessings and congratulations sha so, make him bishop go hug transformer
11/13/20, 16:12 - +234 802 474 1100: You  know say your Pope na closet-globalist/liberal
11/13/20, 16:12 - +234 802 474 1100: the amercian bishops are always up in arms against him
11/13/20, 16:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Closet ke? Ma. Speaks him mind well well
11/13/20, 16:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Them no plenty reach abeg. Let them be acting like heavenly gatekeepers. Na for gate them go dey miss the enjoyment inside heaven
11/13/20, 16:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If not for God, e remain small, all of them together catholic Protestant Buddhist and Sanyo I for no just do anyone again, the confusion is too much
11/13/20, 16:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Las las e go de attend Mass for vatican🤣
11/13/20, 16:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Jesus sef na Judaism e leave for us, na discrimination make them call us Christians, today e don plenty, I don tire
11/13/20, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I was still asking myself this question days ago.....why do i even practice any religion🙈
11/13/20, 16:17 - Dee: I just want to ask. Between Biden and Trump, which one of them acts more like a Christian?
11/13/20, 16:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 1st of all, who is a Christian?
11/13/20, 16:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ayam liking these points and questions
11/13/20, 16:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): That's why some today say they are spiritual but to not identify with any religion
11/13/20, 16:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: The voters🤣🤣🤣
11/13/20, 16:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Their discrimination and condemnation complete gaan🤣
11/13/20, 16:21 - Dee: To make it very simple, (whether or not it is actually true) which one of them  "looks" like he obeys the 10 commandments? Which one of them would we want to introduce as our "Christian" friend.
11/13/20, 16:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah... The "pharisees" of our time dont make it any easier actually. Dem just sabi how to create "rules and regulations"
11/13/20, 16:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Trump is a Christian “of” the world. Biden is a Christian “in” the world🤣
11/13/20, 16:22 - Dee: 😀 ha tor.
11/13/20, 16:23 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): "Praise be!" 😅
11/13/20, 16:26 - Dee: I ask this because the entire judge of someone's Christianity has somehow  come down to where you stand regarding abortion. Even if you lie, cheat, commit adultery, covet, etc just be against abortion and you are automatically a good Christian. 

But you could be honest, faithful, friendly, humble, loving, generous, etc, but support abortion, and you automatically become demon spawn.
11/13/20, 16:26 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Lerrus nor be political. Biden is a family man and has had only one wife. Trump is on number 3. Biden 1-0 Trump (per 10 commandments. Let's not even talk about grabbing pussy and Epstein his friend)
11/13/20, 16:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lemme rearrange the commandments fess😁

1. Thou shall not commit adultery
Trump: *Guilty*
Biden: *No evidence yet*

2. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor 
Trump: *Guilty*
Biden: Not known or openly disclosed at this time

3. You shall not commit murder
Trump: Ignored COVID and many have died under his watch so *GUILTY*
Biden: People died during ebola although they claim they were transparent and fought it. *Cannot confirm guilty/not guilty charge*
11/13/20, 16:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Trump historically has cheated the lowest of the low in society through all his dealing, right down to suing people for their last penny. That's in violation of commandments 6 and 10 right there so...
11/13/20, 16:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah, he is the champion of false witness oh. Shebi he took out full page ads asking for death penalty for the central park 5. Even now that they are exonerated, he refuse to admit he was wrong
11/13/20, 16:29 - Dee: Ok so if we know this, what justification do people have for thinking Trump is the savior sent by God? Because he belongs to a party that traditionally is against abortion? Whether or not he believes it himself? Because I have a hard time believing the same Trump, will have any issues with  abortion
11/13/20, 16:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Wait first your list is too long. See am here;
You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all ur mind and all your strength
Trump: capital ODO!
Biden: well I no Dey him chest

2. You must love your Neighbour as ur self
Trump: anoda capital ODO!
Biden: 1

So I guess Biden wins😁😁😁
11/13/20, 16:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 4. You shall not have other gods before me
Trump: He claims to be the chosen one (Jesus) *Guilty*
Biden: No evidence as of today
11/13/20, 16:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Last last sha, na God know. Because according to Catholic teaching, if Trump sincerely repents of his sins before he dies, na heaven bound
11/13/20, 16:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/13/20, 16:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣🤣🤣
11/13/20, 16:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Not to mention not paying tax, even Jesus say make u give Caesar him property.
11/13/20, 16:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are too wise
11/13/20, 16:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This right here sha.....God is too merciful sha
11/13/20, 16:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If I see am for heaven sha...well...let’s just say me and the vine workers wey enter farm for 9am go dey d same side dey look the ones wey show by 5pm
11/13/20, 16:32 - +234 802 474 1100: On behalf of people who like to draw attention to irrelevant things... Biden has had two wives actually,
11/13/20, 16:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Taink you my brother! This is the very paradox people refuse to resolve in their minds. Why? I'm not exactly sure
11/13/20, 16:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Aha😁
11/13/20, 16:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: One had a crash and died o
11/13/20, 16:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The Church allows u to remarry bro
11/13/20, 16:33 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: The first one died, bond broken!
11/13/20, 16:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Say it louder into his ears since u r closer abeg
11/13/20, 16:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol
11/13/20, 16:34 - Dee: By all these comments, at best, it is very clear we think Trump is not the kind of Christian we would want to be associated with. Rightly so too. 

So once again, why do some  Christians believe him to be our savior from God?
11/13/20, 16:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Taink you for acknowledging the "irrelevant" part. I will acknowledge I didn't know he had two wives. I do know his first wife died though, when his kinds were young
11/13/20, 16:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na only for Naija dem go dey look you like say na you kill am if u marry again
11/13/20, 16:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
11/13/20, 16:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/13/20, 16:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U want make my mama think say I wan break bond abi?
11/13/20, 16:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
11/13/20, 16:36 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Because alas, even the Pharisees taught they were making heaven, it’s a problem from time immemorial.
11/13/20, 16:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is something with pregnancy and wisdom i swear🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/13/20, 16:37 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Aaaahhhhh u Dey feel am abi!!!
11/13/20, 16:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: This one I fit about for him ear, brb!
11/13/20, 16:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: *Shout
11/13/20, 16:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😅 my mouth go drop oh
11/13/20, 16:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No motivate am too much o, cos na to de carry belle every year be that🤣
11/13/20, 16:39 - Dee: I have really tried to understand their point of view regarding Trump. But I keep coming back to same conclusion. "It doesn't make sense "
11/13/20, 16:40 - Dee: 😀
11/13/20, 16:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: For that one I don give am permission to marry more wives
11/13/20, 16:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: On the top of their list of spirituality/Christianity is Prolife and abortion and seeing that first, closes their eyes and senses to every other thing below.

That is why it is good to put ur best points first anytime
11/13/20, 16:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme copy and archive this statement...
11/13/20, 16:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I fit help u print and frame sef
11/13/20, 16:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Unfortunately
11/13/20, 16:43 - Dee: Lol. Trouble maker
11/13/20, 16:45 - +234 802 474 1100: A very manic need to make sure the laws are pro-life, while disrespecting your neighbour who is alive(life) in front of you... Idontgerrit walahi
11/13/20, 16:46 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): What is pro-life? I have not seen anybody define this thing properly oh. Because anti-abortion is pro-birth, one of many issues that constitute what 'pro-life' should mean
11/13/20, 16:46 - +234 802 474 1100: y'av loss me biko.. explain again...
11/13/20, 16:46 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Homeless people dying on the street is not pro-life
11/13/20, 16:47 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Euthanasia is not pro-life
11/13/20, 16:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: From thw way they think:
Fighting for the one who can not fight for his/her lyf in the womb
11/13/20, 16:47 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Fighting against investment in healthcare for drug addicts is not pro-life
11/13/20, 16:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The*
11/13/20, 16:47 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): High cost of medicare, damning low income people to low quality of life is not pro-life
11/13/20, 16:48 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Need I go on?
11/13/20, 16:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Increasing tax for the wealthy and cutting short the life of their profit is not pro-life!!! Amen republi...sorry wrong group
11/13/20, 16:48 - Dee: I get that. But America,  even though majorly christian, is not ruled by laws of Christianity but by the constitution. There are also lots of Atheist, Muslims, etc in America. 

The constitution allows "All Americans" a wide range of freedoms. 

Because u don't like it doesn't mean someone else, that doesn't share your beliefs, shouldn't be able to get it. 

And because something is allowed, doesn't force you to do it. So if you don't to, stay away.
11/13/20, 16:49 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 600 years of enjoyment for you please 🙌🏼
11/13/20, 16:49 - Dee: Perfectly worded.
11/13/20, 16:52 - Dee: I particularly like this one.
11/13/20, 16:52 - +234 802 474 1100: The one that trips me the most ehn... Is that the support for gun rights and the 2nd amendment is very strongly correlated with "Christians" in America.....
11/13/20, 16:52 - +234 802 474 1100: That one just offs me....
11/13/20, 16:53 - Dee: Ha,  the power of the NRA.
11/13/20, 16:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): That's another one. Like, if you are fighting to have a gun to defend yourself with, how are you not plotting to kill someone eventually?
11/13/20, 16:54 - +234 802 474 1100: God, Guns and Country was the title of an article i once read
11/13/20, 16:54 - +234 802 971 7134: Organized religion na scam
11/13/20, 16:54 - Dee: I think, somewhere along the line, we stopped practicing religion with sense. Maybe we never did.
11/13/20, 16:55 - +234 802 971 7134: We never did o
11/13/20, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣
11/13/20, 17:00 - Benedict: The default setting of a religious mind is senselessness. It takes a lot of effort to be religious and have sense. And oftentimes that sense comes with the loss of religion.
11/13/20, 17:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I agree. Sense was not necessary in the beginning. Just obedience
11/13/20, 17:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You guys wee not kill me with lafta......abeg i de drive o
11/13/20, 17:16 - +234 802 971 7134: Dem just use religion toast us now
11/13/20, 17:16 - +234 802 971 7134: After election no more campaign. But our eye still never clear
11/13/20, 17:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Guy u de express?
11/13/20, 17:30 - +234 802 971 7134: As always bro
11/13/20, 17:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okies
11/13/20, 18:06 - Dee: 👍🏽
11/13/20, 18:18 - Ini Eket: 👍👍
11/13/20, 18:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Ini, even you! Na you suppose remain for church dey play recessional hymn na
11/13/20, 18:37 - Ini Eket: Lol, bros, sense don enter oooo
11/13/20, 19:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
11/14/20, 15:00 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.nigerianeye.com/2020/11/video-i-dreamt-trump-was-beaten-to-near.html

Your favourite COVID Nigerian Doctor is at it again.
11/14/20, 16:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I claim it, I receive it, angels from Africa, punch kick bite!
11/14/20, 16:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Nothing wey palliative no go see for warehouse 🚶🏽‍♀️
11/14/20, 16:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣
11/14/20, 16:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and she even has preventives and (whatever she said) for COVID
11/14/20, 16:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The messiah is here
11/14/20, 16:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Her mumu na backwards.
*umum*
11/14/20, 16:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lemme goan see if uncle has even retweeted it
11/14/20, 17:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂
11/15/20, 22:42 - +234 802 971 7134: The new Canada

https://www.thenationalnews.com/uae/government/uae-to-expand-10-year-golden-visa-system-to-all-doctors-phd-holders-and-highly-skilled-workers-1.1111663
11/16/20, 16:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So out of curiosity o....
11/16/20, 16:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na so we take turn this group to group of great ideas and at times of election, politics. I know there is COVID sha but....
11/16/20, 17:18 - Ini Eket: There is vaccine now so we can start planning again 😁😁
11/16/20, 17:18 - Ini Eket: A Return to Normal vacation hangout
11/16/20, 18:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): When y'all have refused to do eVacation
11/16/20, 18:45 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Buy coconut from the store, play island music, wear bikini in da house (turn on heater for winter folks), buy sand and spread on the ground for authenticity (I pity your vacuum cleaner 🤧), get on zoom and make noise like tomorrow no dey. You're welcome! 😎
11/16/20, 19:37 - Dee: 😀
11/17/20, 12:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/1328491046939090945?s=08
11/17/20, 12:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Desperate idiots!
11/17/20, 12:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U still never well🤣🤣🤣
11/18/20, 12:16 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
11/18/20, 12:17 - Ini Eket: Complete version of the CNN investigation into the lekki shootings...
11/18/20, 12:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na this gist dey trend now oh. My friend sent me the same on IG this morning
11/18/20, 12:20 - Ini Eket: Thank God for CNN
11/18/20, 12:24 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yo, right down to tracing ammunition purchase documents from serbia, confirming the shells as coming from live rounds
11/18/20, 12:24 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): CNN has done the Lord's work oh
11/18/20, 12:26 - Ini Eket: Let me see wat d army general will say at d next panel sitting
11/18/20, 12:33 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): That sitting go sweet die! Apparently, they spent the last one wasting time and telling super story
11/18/20, 13:05 - Ini Eket: Dnt mind dem
11/18/20, 13:07 - Ini Eket: The beauty of this is that its cnn that has put this together, i can imagine the ban that would hv been slammed if this was channels or arise
11/18/20, 13:16 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ban ke. Someone would have turned up dead
11/21/20, 12:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🔊🔊🔊I have an idea o......
11/21/20, 12:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Since we all cannot travel this vacation cos of all that is happening, don't you think it would be nice to help the alumni body subscribe to a zoom plan for the monthly "day of reflection".
11/21/20, 12:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Although, the body did not say they don't have the money, but i just de do over sabi carry @2348030725702 suggestion and idea for head
11/21/20, 18:37 - Dee: Una get day of reflection?
11/23/20, 12:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yes we do o...sorry hustle nor let us answer in time🙈
11/23/20, 18:37 - Dee: Lol. Understandable.
11/26/20, 19:08 - Ini Eket: Abeg anyone coming from US to Naija soon?
11/26/20, 19:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): That's the wrong direction of travel 😂🚶🏽‍♀️
11/26/20, 19:37 - Ini Eket: Lol
11/26/20, 19:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
11/27/20, 06:24 - Dee: 😀😀
11/27/20, 10:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes oooo, as soon as Biden give me citizenship!!!!!
11/27/20, 10:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Someone cannot even play with this one 😅. Biden wey still dey gym up for presidency. Ngwanu
11/27/20, 10:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Plix shebi he say citizenship for 11million hanging people, including the dreamers, Abeg u see anybody wey dream pass me?
11/27/20, 10:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make I do go send contribution sef to FK Abudu dem dem sef, den I go just declare asylum say Lai Mohammed Dey find me
11/27/20, 10:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg if anybody knows anybody working in access bank Abeg u fit hep me tell them to freeze my account around like Jan 19th 9pm?
11/27/20, 10:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 the freezing account is a nice touch!
11/27/20, 10:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/27/20, 10:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mehn when I watched Biden introducing his cabinet nominees, I actually had tears in my eyes, not because I no know say last last dis whole politics life na bobo sha, but the quality of the bobo was so hope inspiring, such feel good messages, such belief in the power of Amurika.
11/27/20, 10:42 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 all na wash oh!
11/27/20, 10:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My sister all na wash last last o, but the washing machine wey dem use, chaiiiii! Made in Germany. The soap fit wash away mortal sin sef, u go just forget say na d same Amurika wey get idol worshippers and trigger happy ignoramuses.
11/27/20, 11:20 - Benedict: 😂😂😂
11/29/20, 13:49 - +234 803 072 5702: NFCS UI ALUMNI: 3rd General Meeting of the Year
Time: Nov 29, 2020 12:30 PM Africa/Lagos

Join Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 894 3220 6690
Passcode: GVU0Pg
11/29/20, 14:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Like seriously, where is everybody in that meeting o
11/29/20, 14:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️
11/29/20, 20:42 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Knock knock
11/29/20, 20:44 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Does anyone know someone who is in the business of recycling s rap like electrical boxes, railings, doors, etc.? These are 'waste' from a building project - owner is reluctant to throw in a landfill
12/3/20, 05:24 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m sorry to digress. @14692437489 I got a friend suggestion on FB for one Frances Bell. I assume that’s Adrians mother in l...sorry godmother. Guy I browsed through her page and I can tell you categorically that woman has a mental disorder. Everyday she sees something in the clouds when she prays the rosary or the candle flame becomes heart shaped or some weird thing. I’d advise you distance yourself o even change parish where possible.
12/3/20, 13:26 - Dee: 😀  A little bit of crazy is good for your health.
12/3/20, 13:56 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
12/4/20, 00:58 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣

So you spotted the cray cray from afar...

And Brother Kenneth couldnt see it until election matter
12/4/20, 00:58 - +234 802 971 7134: As in ehn. That woman can’t be normal
12/4/20, 01:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Maryann *was* typing
12/4/20, 01:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂 stalker
12/4/20, 01:15 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I was going to say you people should cut my guy some slack. He is using her to exercise his spiritual works of mercy, good Catholic that he is🤓
12/6/20, 21:25 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
12/6/20, 21:44 - Dee: President. Association of yoruba demons. Ogbomosho  chapter.
12/6/20, 22:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng added +234 809 017 5222
12/6/20, 23:20 - Ini Eket: Lol
12/9/20, 16:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Don't speak about a woman of God that way!🤣🤣
12/9/20, 16:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U gerrit🤣🤣
12/9/20, 16:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All u these evil pipu that cannot see God in the market places😏
12/9/20, 16:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It is prudent to see God in your friend...from far far away 😄
12/9/20, 16:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kolo.com 😁
12/9/20, 22:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
12/9/20, 22:28 - +234 809 017 5222: Lol...the apple does not fall far from... its Neighbour
12/9/20, 22:29 - +234 802 971 7134: This na madness o
12/9/20, 22:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All this english?🤣
12/9/20, 22:29 - +234 802 971 7134: She and her mother Dey the same Sunday school that year now
12/9/20, 22:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁
12/9/20, 22:30 - +234 809 017 5222: I been think say na you buy am ni 

I no see the name for top😂😂😂
12/9/20, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I never get money buy Adrian Iron man finish o😁😅
12/9/20, 22:30 - +234 809 017 5222: I think say you and Onyi buy keep for house... 😂😂😂
12/9/20, 22:30 - +234 809 017 5222: 😂😂😂
12/9/20, 22:31 - +234 809 017 5222: Why does someone even need Mary as a baby?
12/9/20, 22:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cos u need to be like a child to enter the kingdom of God🤷🏽‍♂️
12/9/20, 22:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So the Mary as a baby can epp her navigate heaven
12/9/20, 22:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
12/9/20, 22:42 - +234 809 017 5222: RT

I’m still processing it😀
12/9/20, 22:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Making sense abi?🤣🤣🤣🤣
12/10/20, 03:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: All I know na say dis lace for fine for asoebi o
12/10/20, 09:05 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
12/16/20, 17:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Oya oh, who wan buy £? Christmas is coming 👀
12/16/20, 17:35 - +234 802 971 7134: Kenneth go buy. He likes currency
12/16/20, 17:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😄
12/16/20, 18:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 260?
12/16/20, 18:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: thats how much I bought it when I was living there, and I am moved by faith and not by sight.
12/16/20, 18:09 - +234 803 072 5702: How much is jale jale?😁
12/16/20, 18:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
I still have an open transaction i could not complete bcos of inadequate funds with 2 people here but fear no gree me call them talk about am again
12/16/20, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See Army Rubber o🤣
12/16/20, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Go under oshodi bridge go ask that question🤣🤣🤣
12/16/20, 18:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: @14692437489 If u wan sell dollar, come sell am now o, Emefiele wan work Christmas miracle, if Santa clause answer am, by Jan dollar go be 360 0
12/16/20, 18:44 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This is not Christian behaviour at all. Baby Jesus will not be pleased
12/16/20, 18:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: im walking in power, Im walking in MIRACLE, i live a life of FAVOUR,,, i know who i am
12/16/20, 19:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Miracle wey im never work since 2014? 
*upward ever jor*
12/16/20, 19:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make i run b4 @2348090175222 con chop my head off🤣🤣🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️
12/16/20, 20:53 - Ini Eket: Lol
12/17/20, 02:34 - +234 802 474 1100: wait o.... @14692437489 Na true o.... Its time to complete the transaction... chai
12/17/20, 06:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @447788152190 abeg wake up and check ya message. I need pounds😁😁😁😁😁
12/17/20, 06:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That is how Jesus was passing by the other day everybody was shouting "Son of God save us" some others were Cooking 😁😁😁
12/17/20, 06:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Leave me o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12/17/20, 06:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I call ya name or hol ya hand?
12/17/20, 10:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12/17/20, 14:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂😂😂😂😂 money wey person go don buy and resell already for black market, destroy receipt sef
12/27/20, 19:32 - +234 803 072 5702: ANNOUNCEMENT❗
ANNOUNCEMENT❗❗
ANNOUNCEMENT❗❗❗
🔊🔊🔊🔊

🎄🎅🏽 *COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON* 🤶🏽🎄

NFCS UI ALUMNI 

Presents 

AN HOUR WITH CHRIST 

Time: Dec 27, 2020 06:30 PM Africa/Lagos

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Date🗓: Sunday, 27th of December, 2020

Agenda: 
❄️Rosary
❄️Brief Exhortation 
❄️Intercessory Prayers

Time 🕐: 6:30pm prompt

Let's end the year with Christ. 🙏🏽

NFCS Alumni... Still living the faith 😇
1/6/21, 20:34 - +234 803 072 5702: Trump will not rest until he destroys America. See protesters inside capitol building...😁
1/6/21, 20:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
1/6/21, 20:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: God nor go give am do
1/6/21, 20:35 - +234 802 971 7134: Na small remain na.
1/6/21, 20:36 - +234 803 072 5702: He don dey do am already. The senate certification has been suspended na. What happens if they are not able to certify Biden?...Trump continues
1/6/21, 20:38 - +234 803 072 5702: https://t.co/ojjo3rCkU4?ssr=true
1/6/21, 20:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I saw it coming....he has been tweeting about something similar but again, that will not stop the procedure at the end of the day
1/6/21, 20:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He cannot continue. The congress will rubber stamp Biden las las
1/6/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: America truly is a third world country
1/6/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Imagine the behavior
1/6/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Is this how Americans are @14692437489
1/6/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄
1/6/21, 20:49 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): America: Third world country with make up and gucci belt 🤧
1/6/21, 20:50 - +234 803 072 5702: ...with ice on their neck...ice on their wrists😁
1/6/21, 20:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/6/21, 21:01 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
1/6/21, 21:06 - +234 802 474 1100: I see what you did there...

That’s how star do!
1/6/21, 21:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please ask Jidena and the other one🤣
1/6/21, 21:18 - +234 809 017 5222: Idiaaaattt!!! 😂
1/6/21, 21:29 - +234 803 072 5702: Dem don dey shoot?
1/6/21, 22:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
1/6/21, 22:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....nd America police too nice
1/6/21, 22:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Dem nor go shoot this clowns
1/6/21, 22:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348090175222 to answer ur ealier question on behalf of Jidena, in my wildest dream, this is the last thing I would have thought about America sha
1/6/21, 22:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But then, na idiot we put for white house for the last 4yrs
1/6/21, 22:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Walahi!  
I swear I am not accepting the American green card any more
1/6/21, 22:18 - +234 802 474 1100: I can’t live in a country like this
1/6/21, 22:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Who wan gibu b4 18yrs b4🤣🤣🤣
1/6/21, 22:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I will pay ur flight to 9ja, please carry ur family and fly back 2nite🤣🤣🤣🙄
1/6/21, 22:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Y’all will have to convince me honestly
1/6/21, 22:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄
1/6/21, 22:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346928882595885058?s=08
1/6/21, 22:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Imagine the *IDIOT* after inciting violence
1/6/21, 22:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Damn! This guy is a psychopath really
1/6/21, 22:26 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Twitter don flag am sharperly, say claim of election fraud is disputed 😅
1/6/21, 22:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): No mind Americans. Voting for someone that cannot even be primary school prefect
1/6/21, 22:28 - +234 803 072 5702: ...can’t be like retweeted or commented on...that must be Tier-3 flagging 😁
1/6/21, 22:29 - +234 803 072 5702: *liked,
1/6/21, 22:29 - +234 802 474 1100: Because his tenure don Dey end n’a... Twitter wey no get mind do their work properly these past 4yrs
1/6/21, 22:29 - +234 802 474 1100: N’a now them don get liver
1/6/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Dem suppose block the guy now
1/6/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We don win senate too oo🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
1/6/21, 22:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Aswear 🤣 @ tier 3
1/6/21, 23:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1346926138057220103?s=08

Make dem con colonize America again abeg😁😁
1/6/21, 23:43 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
1/7/21, 00:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225009961937631&id=1274628951

We are praying, join us😁
1/7/21, 00:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme follow the link and see her o
1/7/21, 00:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Beht why😁😁 why bring this up nah😁😁
1/7/21, 00:24 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
1/7/21, 00:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahaha....this baga is actually there🤣🤣🤣
1/7/21, 00:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Them get full shrine o... but I no see statue
1/7/21, 00:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That was her coughing i guess
1/7/21, 00:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Covik 19
1/7/21, 00:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Siddon there.....
1/7/21, 00:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I go because of u go visit am one day then go live and round the hse for u to see
1/7/21, 01:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1346970430062485505?s=08
1/7/21, 01:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348090175222 dem don lock im account for the nxt 12hrs o
1/7/21, 12:35 - +234 803 072 5702: Wait...so Pence still went back and they concluded the certification?
1/7/21, 12:36 - +234 803 072 5702: Trump will destroy things in the next 13 days...they better remove him fast. He fit set fire to Oval Office sef😁
1/7/21, 13:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yupz....i guess he never left capitol hill
1/7/21, 13:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They finiahed this morning though
1/7/21, 14:03 - +234 803 072 5702: Way to recognize a sinking ship and japa...😁...see Lindsey Graham forming passion...
1/7/21, 14:03 - +234 803 072 5702: https://twitter.com/freedland/status/1347149436682723328?s=24
1/7/21, 14:04 - +234 803 072 5702: Dey all knew this dude was crazy...
1/7/21, 14:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He is the next most useless after Ted Cruz
1/7/21, 14:58 - +234 809 017 5222: 😄
1/8/21, 20:55 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
1/9/21, 00:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
1/9/21, 00:41 - +234 803 072 5702: ...conservatives posting on Twitter that they’ll exit Twitter in 3...2....
1/9/21, 00:41 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Tell aunty Frances to Increase the volume of the prayer, dem never hear well for heaven.
1/9/21, 00:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Let them go na
1/9/21, 00:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1/9/21, 00:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kolo.com
1/9/21, 00:42 - +234 809 017 5222: This statement ehn... cracks me up
1/9/21, 00:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
1/9/21, 00:50 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣
1/9/21, 00:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Kenneth I ask you again! How did you not see this in this woman even before politics
1/9/21, 00:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My brother, I was paying so much attention to the spirit😁
1/9/21, 00:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Either way, u can still be Godfather o.....we go de godfather the husband🤣🤣🤣
1/9/21, 00:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This message was deleted
1/9/21, 00:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Degodfather*
1/9/21, 00:58 - +234 802 474 1100: We are yet to confirm which spirit was in her at the time! So which spirit you Dey pay attention to?
1/9/21, 00:58 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄
1/9/21, 00:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U Dey fear to degodmother the godmother?
1/9/21, 00:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: She is not the godmother o
1/9/21, 00:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We do half and half
1/9/21, 00:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He has a Nigerian God mother
1/9/21, 00:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Thank you Jesus! Maybe d man na good person but e Dey fear him wife so e Dey follow am for back
1/9/21, 00:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are actually not far from the truth
1/9/21, 01:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And as Catholic Church say e no fit divorce e Dey wait for death to do dem part🤣
1/9/21, 01:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1/9/21, 05:21 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na wa o! Aunty Frances, this is not Christian behaviour na 😅
Madam is frustrated
1/10/21, 02:50 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
1/10/21, 11:15 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
1/11/21, 15:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Fela don tel u na, suffering and smiling🤣🤣🤣
1/12/21, 14:48 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
1/12/21, 14:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Congrats! God bless her!
1/12/21, 14:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/12/21, 14:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yay!
1/12/21, 14:51 - +234 802 971 7134: Congratulations
1/12/21, 14:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How is @2348127379568 ?
1/12/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Congratulations!
1/12/21, 14:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Adanna Adanna Adanna our anniversary baby🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
1/12/21, 14:57 - Ini Eket: Congrats bro, nice one 👍
1/12/21, 14:59 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): If I hear that I will not be godmother...you people should better tell me when baptism is so I can book priority vacation. T for Tenks 💃🏼
1/12/21, 15:08 - +234 802 474 1100: She’s fine! Recovery mode
1/12/21, 15:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Great! Extend my greeting to her and kisses to baby Adanna🙂
1/12/21, 15:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Bidding price starting at .....
1/12/21, 15:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have offered u the opportunity to replace Aunty Fran's husband, so i should stand a higher chance without having to pay

Sense too de worry me chai🤣🤣
1/12/21, 15:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hungry, I’m not understanding these people, wetin be grits?
1/12/21, 15:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
1/12/21, 15:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
U r not a newbie in this mission here, so u should understand better by now😁😁
1/12/21, 15:26 - +234 803 072 5702: Congratulations Papa and Mama Jidenna. God bless the baby
1/12/21, 15:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I no blame dem, na corona Dey bring disrespect.
1/12/21, 15:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Cooler for don show from house
1/12/21, 15:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehe.  Sorry o
1/12/21, 15:55 - Ini Eket: Congrats Omo... 😁👍👍
1/12/21, 16:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): We know this! Naija mama cannot dull at all 😅
1/12/21, 16:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Thanks Ini.
1/12/21, 16:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: We just concluded plans for an outside exchange, Aluta continua, Victoria aserta. Abi no be so?
1/12/21, 16:25 - Ini Eket: But una time am well shaaa, kudos 🙌🏾🙌🏾
1/12/21, 16:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Jehehehe, what does it profit a man to work from home and not kuku do small private practice.
1/12/21, 16:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao@PrivatePractice
1/12/21, 22:26 - Dee: Congratulations bro
1/13/21, 02:59 - +234 809 017 5222: Thanks 🙏 Muchos
1/20/21, 18:33 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
1/20/21, 18:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmfao
1/20/21, 18:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It cannot be
1/20/21, 18:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Joe never reach house or enter the room where e drop the note na
1/20/21, 18:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Fake news 🤧
1/20/21, 18:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U need something to clean ya nose?😁
1/20/21, 19:03 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
1/20/21, 19:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahaha
1/20/21, 20:11 - Dee:  breath of fresh air i guess.
1/20/21, 22:45 - +234 803 072 5702: @14692437489 how is Aunty Frances today?😁
1/20/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
1/20/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This message was deleted
1/20/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lemme check her fbk page🤣🤣
1/20/21, 22:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This is not Christian behaviour oh 😅
1/20/21, 22:58 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
1/21/21, 20:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
1/21/21, 20:58 - +234 803 072 5702: ...back to “usual” I see😁
1/21/21, 21:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw i forgot to mention, Bella is her dog
1/21/21, 21:22 - +234 803 072 5702: Ha😰...I think say na pikin o
1/21/21, 21:26 - Dee: I honestly didn't think it could get any worse. Well,.....
1/21/21, 22:04 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Madam that is still doing push up for the new year. Na January we dey oh. Bella go still shave plenty times this year + lent + Easter + Joe Biden. Just carry ya puff corn 🍿👀
1/21/21, 22:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️
1/21/21, 22:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Why Bella hair be like dried palm frond, you sure say Bella no be donkey wey dem use last Palm Sunday?
1/21/21, 23:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Just leave the wife to our Godfather alone, she see Jesus in everything she does🤣🤣
1/22/21, 05:37 - Dee: 😀
1/23/21, 12:42 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Knock knock
1/23/21, 12:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Abeg, who knows a photographer that does real estate portfolio shoots (photos and video) for marketing purposes? The job is in Lagos
1/24/21, 08:08 - +234 809 017 5222 left
1/24/21, 08:13 - +234 802 474 1100: None. But a regular photographer I think would do a good job if you have him/her the brief
1/24/21, 08:13 - +234 802 474 1100: A clear brief
1/24/21, 08:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Infact if you pay me, I will even do a good job... I will hire Temi with his drone to even take aerial pictures
1/24/21, 09:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Of course a decent photographer can do it. But there is a reason I never used B29 to bathe even though the manufacturers said I could
1/24/21, 12:29 - +234 802 474 1100: Kk... I guess 💁

Does this mean I didn’t get the job?
1/24/21, 12:30 - +234 803 072 5702: B29...Legends’ soap😁...along with Maxam toothpaste
1/24/21, 13:26 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): B29 was a legend oh 😃
1/24/21, 14:51 - Dee: Depends on how much you are paying for the job. I can join photography school today and get my certificate by Wednesday.
1/24/21, 16:06 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
1/24/21, 16:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I been wan answer PapaJide until I see Deji own join.
1/24/21, 16:07 - +234 802 474 1100: I have offered my services. She says she wants professionals ... ngwanu
1/24/21, 16:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just engage the services of a realtor, they’ll handle every and collect their commission upon delivery.
1/24/21, 16:18 - Dee: But u want to hire temi na. How u fit prove hin be professional? I will get certificate at the end of my course. Wetin remain inside professional ?
1/24/21, 16:19 - Dee: Na hustle o. Nobody is agreeing to buy wifey and the kids and I need money. Wetin man go do na?
1/24/21, 16:27 - +234 802 474 1100: Na only drone wey I no get na... that’s what I need from Temi... 

Plus he will need to teach me how to fly the drone... I kukuma see kids playing with drones anyhow... can’t be hard
1/24/21, 16:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You no see say I quiet for Deji own? I dey think the response 😅
1/24/21, 16:36 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @2348025838458  I’m not saying you should do anything o, Beht if na me...
1/24/21, 16:38 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
1/24/21, 19:56 - Dee: Ha my phone was hacked o. It wasn't me.
1/25/21, 05:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/26/21, 14:04 - +234 803 072 5702: Happy birthday @Mama Bella. Please confirm coordinates for socially-distanced groove. Enjoy the pos
1/26/21, 14:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Mama Bella is on a resort. You can make a mimosa at home
1/26/21, 14:10 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂...Thank God for plenty food delivery companies...@2348025838458  you know my address.
1/26/21, 14:14 - +234 802 971 7134: Make e reach here too o
1/26/21, 15:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thanks Papa A²😁😁😁
1/26/21, 15:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehe...she is back home o.
1/26/21, 15:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/26/21, 17:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Oshey!! 

Happy birthday @2348025838458 !
Hope the day was a blast! Well not hope! Since na @2348126296642 we are talking about, it certainly was!
1/26/21, 17:20 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thanks.


The right tense should be "is".
The day isn't over yet😁😁😁
1/26/21, 17:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Happy birthday @2348025838458 , please I’ve sent my current address inside dm, Ese pupo, no need to wish u blessing Favour and Grace, we can see from the IG pics that they are in abundance, just do give away for us. Thanks in advance.
1/26/21, 17:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Happy born day oh! @2348025838458 No wonder you were winding and pre-twerking for us the other day
1/26/21, 17:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehe...
Your request is under processing.  We will contact you if further information is needed
1/26/21, 17:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I approve this msg. Address landing in your dm in 3...2...1
1/26/21, 17:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/26/21, 17:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/26/21, 17:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): So that you will process all orders together na. I'm helping to save processing cost 😄
1/26/21, 17:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Due to Covid-19 restrictions our office is working at limited capacity.  We will do our best to finalise all applications within reasonable time.

Thank you 😁😁😁
1/26/21, 17:48 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣

You are twat! I know it’s your birthday but....
1/26/21, 19:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
1/26/21, 21:23 - Ini Eket: Happy birthday to my new mentor and enjoyment minister @2348025838458 God bless you now and always.
1/26/21, 22:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thanks 🤗🤗🤗
2/13/21, 22:14 - +234 803 072 5702: Ha...@14692437489 what is going on...? Didn’t Mitch just vote to acquit the man?...what is he saying now? I am confused
2/13/21, 22:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Co-confused🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
2/13/21, 22:21 - +234 803 072 5702: Madness. So he’s basically saying they voted not-guilty because they still don’t believe that someone who has left office should be convicted...not that he was not guilty of inciting the mob. Dfkm.😂
2/13/21, 22:23 - Dee: Yes. But he was the same person that  requested more time from Schumer so Trump lawyers would have time to prepare. 

That was why it was moved till after Trump left office. 

He definitely played the Dems. Now he is trying to have it both ways.
2/13/21, 22:26 - +234 803 072 5702: The guy na evil genius
2/13/21, 22:36 - Dee: Proper snake
2/13/21, 22:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2/13/21, 22:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Welcome to America politics
2/26/21, 22:41 - Ini Eket: https://www.smartertravel.com/virtual-vacations-you-can-take-from-home/
2/26/21, 22:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yimu! All this one na scam pls. If I have to cook the food and arrange for myself, no be vacation again 😒
2/26/21, 22:43 - Ini Eket: Lol
2/26/21, 22:44 - Ini Eket: You can also watch d cooking and arranging online 😁
2/26/21, 22:45 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Odiegwu! Good will judge all these virtual vacation people 😅
3/3/21, 21:04 - +234 803 072 5702: ANNOUNCEMENT❗
ANNOUNCEMENT❗❗
ANNOUNCEMENT❗❗❗
🔊🔊🔊🔊

*NFCS UI ALUMNI CHARITY VISITATION*

Its Lenten Season again and the Church encourages us to Pray, Fast, and practice ALMSGIVING

This year, we will be visiting the University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan, where we hope to, by God’s grace and your charitable donations, support some patients struggling financially to continue their care. We have carried out a reconnaissance visit and chosen 10 cases from Pediatrics (being priority) and other departments. A total of #651,800 is needed to put smiles on the face of these families for Easter.

All payments should be made into the NFCS UI Alumni account with “Charity Visit” narration.

Nigeria Federation of Catholic Students, University of Ibadan Alumni
Fidelity Bank
6060294851

We also solicit for material donations (clothes, beverage, toiletries, food items) which we will be supporting the patients and the ALANU FUND with.

God bless us all during this period of Lent as we donate generously to achieve this sacred obligation.

NFCS Alumni... Still living the faith 😇
3/3/21, 21:05 - +234 803 072 5702: Good evening people. Hope everyone is doing great...
3/3/21, 21:06 - Ini Eket: Good evening bros, how is the going. Greetings my people
3/3/21, 21:06 - +234 803 072 5702: Abeg we need your help for this Charity Visitation. I’ve been asked to head the fundraising subcommittee 😫...
3/3/21, 21:07 - Ini Eket: Congratulations
3/3/21, 21:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
3/3/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We know you will do a good job
3/3/21, 21:08 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣
3/3/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am doing well o
3/3/21, 21:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Come off it.... your dollars will go a long way
3/3/21, 21:08 - Ini Eket: 😁😁😁
3/3/21, 21:08 - +234 803 072 5702: 😫...me wey I nor get time
3/3/21, 21:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Last I remember u play with dollars and roll with it🤔
3/3/21, 21:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
3/3/21, 21:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Please retype this... my network is poor
3/3/21, 21:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/3/21, 21:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Smarto! How much is the target jare... Kenneth is up to it
3/3/21, 21:11 - +234 803 072 5702: Abeg, the visit proper is on Saturday 20th March...we have just 16 days to raise funds o...abeg make una support.
3/3/21, 21:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Seriously sha... are we doing kids support this time? What’s the plan?
3/3/21, 21:11 - +234 803 072 5702: All the vacation money Coro has helped you save...this is a worthy cause to use it for😁
3/3/21, 21:12 - +234 803 072 5702: About N650k or so. I know Ken can cancel everything with one donation, but we want others to to feel among😁
3/3/21, 21:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Coro also impacted income o! Leave that thing -
3/3/21, 21:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/3/21, 21:13 - +234 803 072 5702: We visited UCH and the Alanu Fund...we have a list of 10 patients...including 6 children from the Pediatric wards.
3/3/21, 21:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 we are now in the same network club😁
3/3/21, 21:14 - +234 803 072 5702: The children are the priority...if we don’t meet our target, we focus on them with whatever we raise
3/3/21, 21:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Between you and Maryann 500$ and 500£ .... thassalll
3/3/21, 21:16 - +234 803 072 5702: Correct...we accept all currencies...even Bitcoin (Emefiele should go and sit down)
3/3/21, 21:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 i think this is a good time to welcome brother Akor
3/3/21, 21:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: General Manager, sebi you know say u can close eye and drop 500k this minute
3/3/21, 21:18 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔
3/3/21, 21:18 - Ini Eket: Lol
3/3/21, 21:21 - +234 802 474 1100: I agree!
3/3/21, 21:26 - Kenneth Maths. US. added +234 803 075 0650
3/3/21, 21:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 welcome. As I see ur message I remember this group😁
3/3/21, 21:27 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie, club even dey?
3/3/21, 21:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Welcome aboard
3/3/21, 21:27 - Ini Eket: Brethren Chris, you are welcome 😁😁
3/3/21, 21:28 - +234 803 075 0650: O boy, what have I been missing since?😲
3/3/21, 21:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: First of all this plan:

"Abeg we need your help for this Charity Visitation. I’ve been asked to head the fundraising subcommittee 😫..." 
- Smart Francis 2021😁
3/3/21, 21:33 - +234 803 072 5702: 😁💪🏼
3/3/21, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Secondly,
The Easter Trip underway we are working on
3/3/21, 21:34 - Ini Eket: Lol, what a way to welcome somebody, Chai Chai chai
3/3/21, 21:34 - +234 803 075 0650: This is unfair ambush 🤣🤣🤣
3/3/21, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It is the spirit of God that Is working o, don't question that
3/3/21, 21:38 - +234 802 474 1100: You are most welcome!!!
3/3/21, 21:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Anyhow it's good to be here
3/3/21, 21:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We will share the main essence of this group later after @2348030725702 meets his target 😁
3/3/21, 21:41 - +234 803 075 0650: No problem. Wey account details?
3/3/21, 21:42 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 you see how it’s done now?
3/3/21, 21:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 can you see? *SHAME ON YOU*
3/3/21, 21:42 - +234 802 474 1100: No story!
3/3/21, 21:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Make we drop our widow's mite
3/3/21, 21:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Better person!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
3/3/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Better pass Kenneth 😂😂😂
3/3/21, 21:43 - +234 803 072 5702: All payments should be made into the NFCS UI Alumni account with “Charity Visit” narration.

Nigeria Federation of Catholic Students, University of Ibadan Alumni
Fidelity Bank
6060294851
3/3/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Smart I hope there is a dollar account 😄
3/3/21, 21:44 - +234 803 072 5702: Dollar, Pounds, Euro accounts dey.
3/3/21, 21:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 you spend dollar to take born, nor spend naira for charity visitation o.
@2348127379568 please take note too
3/3/21, 21:47 - +234 803 075 0650: Some of us have been unemployed for close to two years now with no access to unemployment benefits or Covid-19 stimulus funds o.😂
3/3/21, 21:49 - +234 803 075 0650: We no be like the professors for universities and captains of industry for Niaja o
3/3/21, 21:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Come off it! You are earning money in this knowledge economy without working sef
3/3/21, 21:49 - +234 802 474 1100: No be knowledge economy them call am
3/3/21, 21:51 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100, why you dey pour sand sand for my narrative na?
3/3/21, 21:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Na sugar I Dey add o... you nor see am well
3/3/21, 22:05 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Akor, welucom oh!
3/3/21, 22:05 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ehen, lemme jus' 🚶🏽‍♀️
3/3/21, 22:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Ah, MA, you too dey here? Thanks o
3/3/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What is this brother talking about sef😁
3/3/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/3/21, 22:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My guy where u de go?
3/3/21, 22:38 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I dey here oh! Them no tell me about the Easter holiday sha but I no go vex
3/3/21, 22:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Hahhahahahaha! It's still being planned na. No vex😂
3/4/21, 03:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Heeeeeeeeeeeeen!!! silver or gold I have none, but what I have I give, who needs wake up  service, I’m awake at odd hours so I can be waking people up.
3/7/21, 14:43 - +234 803 072 5702: Good afternoon people o
3/7/21, 14:44 - +234 803 072 5702: I trust that by now, most of us have made our donations for the Lenten Charity Visitation. God will continue to bless us all.
3/7/21, 14:45 - +234 803 072 5702: Just in case you haven’t...maybe the N1m you want to donate is remaining 5k...or if you are like @14692437489 planning to donate $500 and it’s short by a few dollars😁....
3/7/21, 14:46 - +234 803 072 5702: Please you can send what you have now...and send the balance later
3/7/21, 14:51 - +234 803 072 5702: Please we have just 12 days left o...biko, ejo...
3/7/21, 15:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Or if maga never pay...take it to the Lord in prayer 🤧
3/7/21, 15:02 - +234 803 072 5702: 😁
3/7/21, 15:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This $500 you are calling like play so, it is about my 1week pay o🙈
3/7/21, 15:52 - +234 803 075 0650: Without bills even o😂
3/7/21, 16:00 - +234 803 072 5702: ...at your 3rd side hustle na...we know these things😁
3/7/21, 16:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U are a wise man😁
3/7/21, 16:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/7/21, 16:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg show me how o, cos I need a 3rd side hustle
3/7/21, 16:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Me I need a 1st o😭
3/9/21, 21:05 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg, I have an idea I want to discuss. It concerns the NFCS alumni but I want to bounce it off the juggernauts here so that if I'm wrong, it could be shut down before I misyearn
3/9/21, 21:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Abeg bounce
3/9/21, 21:07 - +234 803 075 0650: It's about the monthly dues. The last financial report I heard reads like people aren't paying. It's failed completely. And I think I know why
3/9/21, 21:09 - +234 803 075 0650: 12k a year might look small, but it's actually too much if we consider that most alumni belong to so many other groups like the NFCS alumni and would have to make financial contributions too.
I, if I'm to use myself as example, belong to over 15 of such groups and make financial contributions to almost all
3/9/21, 21:11 - +234 803 075 0650: What I realise is that the dues must be small enough that someone can just pay it off once. If it isn't,  other financial commitments will come in the way and people will naturally default
3/9/21, 21:12 - +234 803 075 0650: For e.g, St Cecilia alumni's annual dues is just 3k - and boy, they're succeeding in wrenching that money from most alumni. Their account is very healthy
3/9/21, 21:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Why must we have ours at 12k and yet only a handful of people pay? Why not crash it and then go on massive campaign to collect from as much people as is possible?
3/9/21, 21:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Over to you!!!!
3/9/21, 21:15 - +234 802 474 1100: The logic makes sense. To be honest, the Exco’s have tried other means to improve participation. Not much succèss.
Definitely an option that could be explored. Smart can help take it to them I think
3/9/21, 21:18 - +234 803 075 0650: If it's accepted, the guys here can start by paying up for last year and this year and we'll have people whose function will be that of a taxman, gently urging members to pay, but harassing others like Eugene and Omo to pay up. I want to believe in a month, the association's finance will be transformed
3/9/21, 21:18 - +234 803 072 5702: You’re on point Chris. It’s actually been discussed at one of the meetings and it was reduced to N500 monthly or N6,000 annual
3/9/21, 21:20 - +234 803 075 0650: They need to reduce it further by half and give me the function of harassing old members. I assure you within a month, close to 50 people will pay up
3/9/21, 21:20 - +234 803 072 5702: This na d crux of the matter...the Fin Sec/Treasurer that are supposed to harass people constantly to pay always seem to forget...until at a general meeting
3/9/21, 21:21 - +234 803 072 5702: Nothing is heard about dues until meeting day most times...and everything goes quiet till the next meeting
3/9/21, 21:23 - +234 803 075 0650: I dont see why st Cecilia can get most of its members to pay up their dues every single year and NFCS is failing. We have to take this seriously,  beyond the excos
3/9/21, 21:24 - +234 803 072 5702: Well...the experiment showed that it was still the same people who were paying when it was 12k that are paying now that it’s 6k. 
The prodding of people to pay is failing woefully and should be tackled
3/9/21, 21:24 - +234 802 474 1100: You know St Cecilia is a cult na!! 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
3/9/21, 21:24 - +234 803 075 0650: We can create a cult here too
3/9/21, 21:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Honestly I'm serious. @2347033020215, abeg speak up. The financial position of the association is embarrassing
3/9/21, 21:26 - +234 803 072 5702: Very very.
3/9/21, 21:39 - +234 803 072 5702: @2348030750650 can we schedule a time to discuss it with some of the excos?...probably after the charity visitation exercise
3/9/21, 21:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Sure
3/9/21, 21:42 - +234 803 072 5702: ...speaking of which...sincere appreciation to the all who have donated from here...the acct don dey rise like garri...but still some distance away from the target. 
Abeg I’m still appealing for your support o...nothing is too small
We have just 11 days to go...

Nigeria Federation of Catholic Students, University of Ibadan Alumni
Fidelity Bank
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3/9/21, 22:04 - Ini Eket: Lol @speak up
3/9/21, 22:05 - Ini Eket: Good point though
3/10/21, 00:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 while I agree with your point(s) and also believe that things could be tough on people, we could look at it from another angle...

1. Is it the case that people are not paying bcos 6k is too much or like @2348030725702 said, there is no follow up (as such) on the part of those collecting the dues?

2. While I understand that St. Cecilia is a cult according to @2348024741100 (😁) and they pay 3k easily (probably because it is small), have we thought about asking people 1 on 1 why they are not paying rather than asking them to pay during meetings (mostly) and a week/day to the meeting on telegram?Understanding why might help better than bringing the dues down. 
On a personal note, I have not paid in ages🙈 not because I don't have the money but I usually don't act immediately and I end up forgetting. At times, the wife sends me to the store and she needs to send a text after telling me the 5 (only o) things to buy b4 leaving home.
3/10/21, 01:31 - +234 802 474 1100: All the reasons join to be honest. I praise Smart for instance for still be really connected to everything that’s going on. To be honest, on my own part I’ve zoned out. I won’t confess that out there but I’ve moved on. I will attend when I can, contribute when I remember or am reminded but it’s honestly not up there top of mind. And this is coming from someone who was an Exco so you can imagine how others feel. 

I can imagine that it’s the same for quite a number of others. Or heck maybe it’s just me 👀
3/10/21, 01:37 - +234 802 474 1100: So the work to be done in my own mind is a lot. The unifying reason to make the alumni strong was/is the community that we could create. Something like the “cult” at st Cecilia. If that is not recreated, the only appeal you have to alumni is to come together to donate to NFCS(most people would pass), charity visitations( most of us do this anyways in other groups), get togethers(life has made it difficult to meet a lot of the friends you really want to meet e.g Kenneth so that he can give me dollars) —- so what exactly is the value proposition for the alumni to the US the alumni
3/10/21, 01:38 - +234 802 474 1100: There’s still a chance to make this dream possible  for recent sets
3/10/21, 05:33 - Benedict: It's not just you o. 🤦‍♂️
3/10/21, 09:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ayam dey in this bucket
3/10/21, 09:12 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤦🏽‍♀️value proposition - you just can't take the business out of the man
3/10/21, 14:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *Confession time*
Who is next?😁
3/10/21, 14:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Very interesting confessions walahi!
3/10/21, 14:14 - +234 802 971 7134: I am at the bottom of the bucket like a coin
3/10/21, 14:15 - +234 802 971 7134: My own reasons are these and some others people like Kenneth and I have discussed about
3/10/21, 14:18 - +234 802 971 7134: Misplaced priorities is the umbrella I’d put everything else under. It doesn’t cover it all but that’s the best way I can classify it
3/10/21, 14:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: We are legion!
3/10/21, 14:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 & @2348127379568 (although Eugene has spoken) are you also part of the legion? That way we know how and where to start to tackle this problem from (if it can be tackled)
3/10/21, 15:25 - +234 803 075 0650: And the people here are largely the core of the alumni o. You can then imagine what others are thinking!
3/10/21, 17:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me I’m the bucket gaan gaan, I lost interest when we couldn’t discuss a what next plan to a logical conclusion. After contribution for existing body and charity visit, there was nothing next. Then I completely closed mind after the Prof. Ben issue, I was like I can’t be wasting headache on what is not affecting my 3BL
3/10/21, 17:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Lol! Akor I’ve. It paid Cclian dues o, but the reason is funny. It’s because they used to announce it on the grp 🤣🤣🤣🤣 N3k was just recvd from Chris Akor being payment of dues for year 2021, plix some of us don’t like seeing our name outside🤣
3/10/21, 17:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: *ive not paid
3/10/21, 17:33 - +234 803 075 0650: You could request to be anonymous na
3/10/21, 17:33 - +234 803 075 0650: Like some people do
3/10/21, 17:38 - Ini Eket: I guess d zoning out partially applies to me too, esp since d move to Telegram, dnt knw why am more active on WhatsApp groups. I know I am owing also.
I think I zone in more with this group 😁😁
3/10/21, 17:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *#lobatan*
When all the "godfathers" who are known to have "barged in" in 2006 (if you don't know the story ask @2348028945332 🤣) have zoned out, water don pass garri be that!

@2348030750650 what say you now?
3/10/21, 17:45 - +234 803 075 0650: The thing tire me o🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️
3/10/21, 17:46 - +234 803 075 0650: What I can only say is, even if we've zoned out, we owe it to ourselves and our legacy to at least support the group financially
3/10/21, 17:48 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry o. I seem to have a lot of time in my hands right now to chat. That's what you get when you're unemployed,  stay-at-home dad!🙈🙈🙈🙈
3/10/21, 17:52 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Bro, that telegram na im spoil things finally. The beginning of the spoiling (for St. Cecilia in particular) was that I could not connect with the gist any more. Best thing was to conserve my reading energy. Now telegram is on my work phone so 🤣 weekend shut down!
3/10/21, 17:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Interestingly, na me been dey make this argument that year for NFCS oh. Say at all at all na im bad pass. Take a look at me now...
3/10/21, 18:37 - +234 803 072 5702: Interesting takes. Zoning out is completely normal as person dey progress for life and other things take priority...Alumni associations, by their very nature are meant to be set-based...most thriving Alumni associations are...
3/10/21, 18:39 - +234 803 072 5702: ...cos the moment you can’t personally relate with what is going on...interest levels naturally drop. No two ways about am
3/10/21, 18:41 - +234 803 072 5702: Before I continue, @2348127379568 and @447788152190 abeg gift the body the tonic Sola for the anthem...the anthem sef dey zone out small small from meetings😁...needs to be revived and re-learnt
3/10/21, 18:52 - +234 803 072 5702: Very apt. With families and other priorities, “being active” at this level is to support financially, pop-in to one or two meetings (virtual makes this easier) and render advice when convenient.
3/10/21, 19:00 - +234 803 072 5702: The telegram issue ehn...sometimes, three days, I never open am...the app is not gaining acceptance as general usage as expected. When person finally check, na newspaper headlines and news wey we don read tire dey dey dere...
But I think the move to Telegram was inevitable though...the Whatsapp group was full and more people wanted to join (not as if most of them have said a word sef, talkless of being involved😏)
3/10/21, 19:01 - +234 803 075 0650: That telegram na real struggle o
3/10/21, 19:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I was even thinking with the move to telegram,  we would have at least 700 members🙈 my expectation too high😁
3/10/21, 22:03 - +234 802 474 1100: Telegram sef join. And I was one of the advocates too. To be honest it was the only choice as Smart said too...

We just need to acknowledge that the challenge runs deeper than just the amount of dues. As someone already noticed too, most of the thriving alumni groups use a “set” model to help keep graduating sets together... whatever the activities they decide to do.... the set champion or leader can then work to raise the dues/contribution among his constituents. That way you at least also have events/activities that best suited to the set and their schedules.

For dues e.g you could say sets greater than 10yrs will pay 20k for example annually... they can sort the contribution among themselves..... then 5-10yrs 10k for example as well... 

If there are 15sets represented for example total dues could come to say 400k annually..... and sets of course can go above their minimum....

Woo... I no even know again. But something radical has got to give. #restructuring
3/13/21, 01:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 I have not forgotten this, less stress at work now and more time for me to search for the original message from out founding fathers😁
3/13/21, 01:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: "So the thing is the members of this group were selectively selected for their love of travel and or love of each others company"

~Omolua Nwoke (Sept. 1 2018)
3/13/21, 01:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kkz, some brain wave idea guys dat came up wen I was discussing with Madam Omo and it appeared there was an opportunity for our two family vacations to clash which wud add to d fun of vacation...
I remember d idea of group vacations have been muted in d past also...
Also, we have had several near 'misses' of different people having vacation around d same locations outside d country n jst missing themselves due to timing....
So....
The idea dat if we have friends with common interest of having vacations once in a while, local or international, wud be gr8 if we cud plan ahead towards same time... Of course while considering dt some people esp as we have several youthful couples wud be holidaying for special Missions outside holidaying for vacation

~Iniabasi Ekpo (August 1, 2018)
3/13/21, 01:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ~Sept. 1 2018~ *August 1, 2018)*
3/13/21, 08:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): But...COVID

~ Mary-Ann Onuegbu (Mar. 13 2021)
3/13/21, 10:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣
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3/13/21, 10:33 - +234 803 072 5702: Transition phase😁
3/17/21, 21:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay so, there is a *COVID* trip coming up from April 3 - April 10. 
Please feel free to join the *"meet me in florida groove"* (America meet me in Galilee)😁
3/17/21, 21:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have 7 people that have signified interest now
3/17/21, 21:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: More are welcome😁
3/17/21, 21:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Accommodation is free
Alcohol is free
Food is free😁
3/17/21, 21:57 - +234 803 075 0650: O boy!!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪
3/17/21, 22:05 - +234 802 971 7134: Nawa o.
3/17/21, 22:11 - Ini Eket: Na wa ooo, 18 days notice...
3/17/21, 22:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Since wey I Dey that side... no news... now you don come
3/17/21, 22:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Imagine o
3/17/21, 22:12 - +234 803 075 0650: @2347033020215 you too dey complain??????
3/17/21, 22:12 - Ini Eket: Y I no go complain? I no fit arrange visa naa
3/17/21, 22:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 👆🏽
Be looking 4 excuse upadan
3/17/21, 22:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Where you never enjoy for Florida? You na landlord na🤪🤪🤪
3/17/21, 22:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Infact lemme host an alternative destination...
You are all welcome to Abidjan
3/17/21, 22:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Visa free fa
3/17/21, 22:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 👆🏽
3/17/21, 22:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): At all at all na im bad pass 😄
3/17/21, 22:37 - +234 803 075 0650: This one na vex holiday you wan host🤪🤪🤪🤪
3/18/21, 00:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Infact let me provide another alternative
I will be hosting a zoom session...🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
3/18/21, 00:19 - Ini Eket: 😁😁
3/18/21, 00:20 - +234 803 075 0650: @2347033020215 if you can't come you can still support the ministry o
3/18/21, 00:20 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤪🤪
3/18/21, 08:17 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂...I’m available for this one
3/18/21, 21:56 - Ini Eket: https://youtu.be/8osiH1XyF28
3/19/21, 05:43 - Dee: 👍🏽
3/22/21, 18:17 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 18:18 - +234 803 075 0650: He may have an exercise bike at home na🤪
3/22/21, 18:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂😂😂😂😂 what if he was doing Mfm curse breaking prayer
3/22/21, 18:19 - +234 802 971 7134: Well maybe that’s how he burns calories with her too. So she recognized the calories
3/22/21, 18:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂 flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
3/22/21, 18:22 - +234 802 971 7134: Calories did😂😂😂
3/22/21, 18:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Like say the guy know e for no buy watch
3/22/21, 18:23 - Benedict: Ah! Is this the plan? I wanted to buy normal watch o and madam convinced me to buy smart watch.🙆‍♂️
3/22/21, 18:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Do you burn prohibited calories?
3/22/21, 18:28 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
3/22/21, 18:30 - Benedict: Sometimes, one could be offered equipments to try out naa. 🤷‍♂️
3/22/21, 18:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Lori iro!
3/22/21, 18:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Maybe he was just really in the mood for pounded yam
3/22/21, 18:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): And bitter leaf soup abi?
3/22/21, 18:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Has she been suspecting you pound yam at odd hours to eat with bitter leaf soup?🤣
3/22/21, 18:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 18:47 - Dee: Buy Samsung galaxy watch. You can burn all the calories you want, whenever you want, however you want, with whomever you want. That watch will not show anything until you tell it to start recording. That watch knows how to mind it's business
3/22/21, 18:47 - +234 802 971 7134: I sure say na all these synced up fit bit
3/22/21, 18:48 - +234 802 971 7134: Idiot bought an his and hers watch
3/22/21, 18:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I thought you only fly helicopters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3/22/21, 18:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sense wee not kee u o😁
3/22/21, 18:51 - Dee: 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️
3/22/21, 18:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 18:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Are you aware it can auto detect activity?🤣🤣🤣
3/22/21, 18:54 - Ini Eket: Auto detect, wondering what it will call the exercise..
3/22/21, 18:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: "Activity"
3/22/21, 18:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Benedict’s watch is Samsung o
3/22/21, 18:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: But all of una for this grp sef, na 2 tins Ini post o, why na dos one all of una face?
3/22/21, 18:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh really? Make I find the second one
3/22/21, 19:00 - Ini Eket: Dis one sounds more like vacation 🤔
3/22/21, 19:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 19:04 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na wetin dey critical person dey face 😂
3/22/21, 19:07 - Dee: You and I both know it doesn't auto detect the kind of activity that can get you into trouble. 😉 once again, the watch was programmed to mind it's business
3/22/21, 19:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂😂😂
3/22/21, 19:08 - Benedict: 🙌🏽🙌🏽
3/22/21, 19:09 - Dee: He is very safe then
3/22/21, 19:09 - Dee: I recommend with money back guarantee
3/22/21, 19:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ah! You are very correct. All attempts to use that to cheat you in the step count didn't work😏😏😏
3/22/21, 19:16 - Dee: That is because, being a gadget man myself, I don't jst buy any gadget.  I elicit requirement from myself and use agile methodologies to arrive at a satisfactory decision that satisfies all requirement and "activities
3/22/21, 19:25 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 19:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This message was deleted
3/22/21, 19:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Your talent is wasted flying planes and choppers, my brother. You belong in some big consulting firm, enticing customers to pay big money for plenty English. Accenture will recruit you
3/22/21, 19:35 - Dee: 😀 i don read finish already
3/22/21, 19:36 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I had to update your CV to include choppers 😂
3/22/21, 19:36 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Before your lawyer come for me on top misrepresentation
3/22/21, 19:37 - Dee: I am looking for said companies o . Incase one of the CEOs of said company is one of your assistants. 

Your boy is loyal o.
3/22/21, 19:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na small small. For now the CEOs are my padi. In 3-5yrs, they'll be my boys and girls 😎
3/22/21, 20:15 - Dee: Forever loyal for the next 3 years then.  😁
3/22/21, 20:20 - +234 803 075 0650: We plenty wey loyal o☝🏻
3/22/21, 20:21 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol....
3/22/21, 20:24 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 20:25 - +234 802 474 1100: This woman just disgracing women all over the world walahi
3/22/21, 20:25 - +234 803 072 5702: Because if you tell dem say na Maths, dem no go listen to you o😂
3/22/21, 20:27 - Ini Eket: 😂😂😂😂😂 @14692437489
3/22/21, 20:28 - +234 803 072 5702: All these “hard stance on corruption” rhetoric wey don stale...
3/22/21, 20:29 - +234 803 075 0650: Haba @2348024741100, you don't know if she's still paying good school fees for her child(ren). How do you expect her to cope? It's a desperate means of survival
3/22/21, 20:31 - +234 803 072 5702: Na Chris own go worse pass. 
ICPC: “Explain your source of income”
Chris: “ I tackle the govt for a living”...😂 kirikiri straight
3/22/21, 20:31 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3/22/21, 20:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To start with, we kuku nor get lifestyle to flaunt😁
3/22/21, 20:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 21:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
3/22/21, 21:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😆😆😆😆😆😆
3/22/21, 21:19 - Benedict: 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
3/22/21, 21:19 - Ini Eket: 😂😂
3/24/21, 14:57 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
3/24/21, 14:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 I am beginning to suspect u o
3/24/21, 14:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3/24/21, 14:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All these things u are posting these days ehn
3/24/21, 14:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
3/24/21, 14:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Buhari don suffer
3/24/21, 14:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dats y him wife travel fir 6 months
3/24/21, 14:58 - Ini Eket: 😁😁😁
3/24/21, 15:01 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
3/24/21, 15:02 - +234 803 075 0650: Even if him wife dey, wetin him fit do? Una wan kill am?
3/24/21, 15:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Nothing can kill dat man, not ear infection, not corona, not Icpc
3/24/21, 15:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
3/24/21, 15:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Last last e be like say na rapture get am
3/24/21, 15:04 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You people should be calming down oh 😂
3/24/21, 15:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Meanwhile, @2348028945332 I see u for dream
3/24/21, 15:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U take 2.8m buy 2020 venza
3/24/21, 15:06 - Dee: 😀
3/24/21, 15:09 - +234 802 971 7134: 2.8 million? That’s what he’d get arrested for. What audacity
3/24/21, 15:11 - Dee: Next time, dream that all of our  politicians will mistakenly stab themselves 3 times in the back and them mistakenly throw themselves off a very high building.
3/24/21, 15:12 - +234 802 971 7134: Dem do dream and tire film don finish for camera
3/24/21, 15:12 - +234 803 072 5702: ...with molten lava at the base of the building...
3/24/21, 15:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
3/24/21, 15:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You people should allow me focus on my work call oh!
3/24/21, 15:14 - Dee: Shebi dem say dreams dey come through some times. We can't stop dreaming now
3/24/21, 15:14 - Dee: To soften the landing bah? Very nice. I like that dream
3/24/21, 15:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omase o, i no wan be politician for this country sha
3/24/21, 15:28 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. Abeg if u dey sell 2020 Venza for 2.8m, i want o.
3/24/21, 15:35 - Dee: 😁
3/24/21, 15:35 - Dee: Bring let's do for you
3/28/21, 13:52 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday @14692437489. Abeg no finish the champagne o. I dey come🤪
3/28/21, 13:54 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 happy birthday brotherly ! Gods blessings now and always
3/28/21, 15:04 - +234 802 971 7134: Ogwongwo 🙌🙌🙌
3/28/21, 15:21 - Ini Eket: Happy birthday brother man @14692437489 I wish you all the very best as you add another year. God bless, cheers 🥂
3/28/21, 17:41 - Dee: No wonder u dey paint IG red Kenneth. Happy birthday
3/28/21, 17:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Happy birthday @14692437489 if not for corona now, we for come drink wine for ya house🏃🏽‍♀️
3/28/21, 17:55 - +234 803 075 0650: Corona or not we go drink the wine o☺️
3/28/21, 18:12 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): @14692437489  Happy birthday my guy. More blessings in your new age 🍾🥳
3/28/21, 18:13 - +234 803 072 5702: Happy birthday Prof @14692437489. I still dey expect your inflow for flexing😁
3/28/21, 18:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy birthday @14692437489 . Easy on the bottle today o😁😁😁🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
3/28/21, 19:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hehehehehehe.... Thanks bro. 
I got ur back....countdown is 6days😁
3/28/21, 19:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Amen! Thanks brother man
3/28/21, 19:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Akinupam 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
3/28/21, 19:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Amen and amen! Thanks brother Joe😁
3/28/21, 19:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don wantu shout ni🤣
Thanks bro
3/28/21, 19:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You nor get the memo? Wine na d new covid vaccine for here o.....Red wine in particular 😁
3/28/21, 19:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Omuti🤣🤣🤣🤣
3/28/21, 19:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Amen.....thanks my guy🤗 Much appreciated
3/28/21, 19:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thanks bro.....hownu want the inflow, In naira or GHC? I also have this👇🏼 which we are working on😁
3/28/21, 19:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/28/21, 19:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Me? Bottle? What is that sef? I have offered everything up 🙈
3/28/21, 19:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/28/21, 20:00 - +234 802 971 7134: I have eaten the same in solidarity
3/28/21, 20:02 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: They still use liver to cook fried rice?
3/28/21, 20:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: We stopped like 2 recessions ago.
3/28/21, 20:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
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3/28/21, 20:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie! And this is usually very good with red wine 😋
3/28/21, 20:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are doing well
3/28/21, 20:12 - +234 802 971 7134: But where the obstacles na. You don turn vegetarian?
3/28/21, 20:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na d liver?
3/28/21, 20:12 - +234 802 971 7134: I sure say e Dey separate plate
3/28/21, 20:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂
3/28/21, 20:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/28/21, 20:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We took thw picture too soon😁
3/28/21, 20:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are a wise man
3/28/21, 20:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But since the day is still young,  we shall start with sugar🤣
3/28/21, 20:17 - +234 802 971 7134: 3:16 the day is young? This day is already with grandkids o
3/28/21, 20:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
3/28/21, 22:05 - Dee: Ermm, I get visa o
3/28/21, 22:06 - Dee: 😀
3/28/21, 22:07 - Dee: Weyrey even put vita malt beside am. Once again, I get visa o
3/29/21, 01:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/4/21, 17:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/4/21, 17:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We don start o
4/4/21, 17:54 - +234 803 075 0650: I have to quickly fill up the lost calories from my 12 hour road trip😅
4/4/21, 17:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Beef!!! Well cooked
4/4/21, 22:26 - Ini Eket: You are doing fine 😁😁
4/4/21, 22:28 - Ini Eket: I trust you have also started invoking familiar 'spirits'
4/4/21, 22:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hehehehehe....that one is a constant nah😁
4/4/21, 22:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well done
4/4/21, 22:38 - Ini Eket: Of course 😁😁
4/4/21, 22:41 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Happy Easter oh!
4/4/21, 22:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He got initiated @downtown ynite😁
4/4/21, 22:43 - +234 803 075 0650: @2347033020215, I have been learning about your exploits ☺️
4/4/21, 22:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My guy I wish u the same  o
4/4/21, 22:44 - +234 802 971 7134: Happy Esther o
4/4/21, 22:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Happy Ruth o😁
4/4/21, 22:46 - +234 802 971 7134: Make una no disturb thr neighbors o
4/4/21, 22:52 - Ini Eket: Lol, good move 😁😁😁
4/5/21, 23:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/5/21, 23:41 - +234 802 971 7134: Eku igbadun
4/5/21, 23:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ese sir
4/6/21, 01:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/6/21, 01:45 - +234 803 075 0650: Hahahahaha! And I was beating him o🤪🤪🤪
4/6/21, 01:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If I hear
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4/6/21, 01:48 - +234 803 075 0650: It was even very close to her house🤪
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4/6/21, 04:52 - Dee: Ehn ehn? Fantabulous! It is good to have money o. Your boy is loyal o.
4/6/21, 04:52 - Dee: Where una keep the rug rats?
4/6/21, 04:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🙄
Money bag saying your boy is loyal
🙄 again at u
4/6/21, 04:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Benadryl 🤣🤣🤣
Actually they are sleeping and grandma is on standby at home should they wake up
4/6/21, 05:43 - Dee: Ha uncle! Money bag bawo? Jesus just died for you  4 days ago o. Why u dey lie on top my head? Because u no wan drop sth for you boy abi? Me wey loyal die!
4/6/21, 05:46 - Dee: Oshe!! Grandmas are useful walahi. Very good to have them close by, for those weekends when you want to move closer to the devil.
4/6/21, 06:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol@Move closer to the devil......that move is sweet at times, like this night😋
4/6/21, 07:17 - Ini Eket: Lol
4/6/21, 07:24 - Dee: 😁😁😁😁😁
4/6/21, 08:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Haaaaa! Will all of you come back and fight Buhari, oya left right to the airport, as I’m looking at you...
4/6/21, 11:18 - Dee: 😀 beef. 

buhari sef don go house. As Nigeria be office only
4/6/21, 11:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4/6/21, 11:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I sure say Buhari sef don do Canada runs, e own go be provincial nomination for Saskatoon abi wetin be dat village? E go carry all him cow go
4/6/21, 11:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
4/6/21, 11:29 - +234 803 072 5702: DSS starred this post...😁
4/6/21, 11:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Only star, make dem print and frame join, last last hellfire go hep us punish all of dem.
4/6/21, 11:30 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
4/6/21, 21:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What is Buhari that we are fighting? Is it a new game?😁
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4/6/21, 21:46 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
4/6/21, 21:48 - +234 803 072 5702: Congratulations bro. Make I go check my CVs folder for anybody wey read pharmacy wey dey find work😁
4/6/21, 21:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: You are invited to a zoom meeting...🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
4/6/21, 21:49 - +234 803 072 5702: Zoom is having issues...excessive zoom-bombing 😁
4/6/21, 21:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No worry small chops will be delivered before it starts 🤣🤣🤣
4/6/21, 21:51 - Dee: 👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽
4/6/21, 21:52 - Dee: Congratulations bro
4/6/21, 22:15 - Ini Eket: Congrats bro
4/6/21, 22:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks my people!  Na to go continue the hustle remain
4/11/21, 02:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
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4/11/21, 04:35 - Dee: Oluwa o,  all those that are peppering us with BBQ  tinz, and did not share with us,  let then have running stomach for for 12 hours straight.
4/11/21, 04:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/11/21, 04:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
4/11/21, 04:42 - Dee: 24 hours straight!
4/11/21, 04:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/11/21, 04:45 - Dee: It is 24 hours each  o. With no toilet near by.
4/11/21, 04:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
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4/11/21, 11:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And after d 24 hrs na like dis deir head go long.
4/11/21, 16:34 - Dee: 😀
4/11/21, 19:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/17/21, 16:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Knock knock knock
4/17/21, 16:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg when be that long holiday for school kids again ?
4/17/21, 16:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make we plan one small vacation 🙈
4/17/21, 16:27 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
4/17/21, 16:58 - +234 803 075 0650: @2347033020215, @2348024741100 there's enough time to plan now o🤪
4/17/21, 17:00 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg before I forget, make una help me thank @14692437489 for being a most wonderful host. I promise to retaliate the hostility when  he comes to Alabama
4/17/21, 17:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): When you dey go chop, you no call us to enter transport with you. Na now wey you don chop finish, clean mouth, you say make we epp you thank Kenneth. Thank you kee you dia 😄
4/17/21, 17:02 - +234 803 075 0650: Ha!!!!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
4/17/21, 17:02 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
4/17/21, 17:05 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
4/17/21, 17:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nor mind them, dem don blind now.....after them go de swear for their forefathers to get runny stomach and make their head long like giraffe 🤣
4/17/21, 17:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Maka why.....na small thing na
4/17/21, 17:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Alabama shall see us soooooon
4/17/21, 17:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chris, you better pay wetin you owe this aunty o....chai!
4/17/21, 17:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
4/17/21, 17:09 - +234 803 075 0650: O boy, this kind tackling no get part 2. I didn't see it coming walahi😂😂😂😂
4/17/21, 17:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You never espererit!
4/17/21, 17:12 - +234 803 075 0650: Wetin weak me na the logic. I no even fit fault the logic.😅
4/17/21, 18:29 - Ini Eket: Hello My Neighbors 😁😁
4/17/21, 18:29 - Ini Eket: Was taking a short nap, but back online nw
4/17/21, 18:30 - Ini Eket: Good idea 😁😁👍👍
4/17/21, 18:30 - Ini Eket: U don take jab?
4/17/21, 19:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg who get any $6k dollars wey e no Dey use make I take buy ticket
4/17/21, 19:24 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm sure the French West African Regional manage for Roche has 😉
4/17/21, 19:25 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na cefa e get o
4/17/21, 19:26 - +234 802 474 1100: I was reading and laughing quietly o.... jejely!!! I no wan tackle you and Kenneth with this una enjoyment wey una Dey use proud anyhow
4/17/21, 19:26 - +234 802 474 1100: That one sef Dey... 😀😂
4/17/21, 19:26 - +234 803 075 0650: 😂😂😂😂
4/17/21, 19:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): In other words @2348030750650 people wey dey corner dey wait for you to fall hand plenty 😂
4/17/21, 19:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Just be calming down and space out the tackle. One black eye per day 😅
4/17/21, 19:32 - +234 803 075 0650: In fact, I better keep quiet and stay below the radar. This kind beef is dangerous 😂😂😂
4/17/21, 21:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hello neighbor...lol
4/17/21, 21:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Welcome back! Any idea for location? Maybe one weekend?
4/17/21, 21:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmfao....remind me of one of my parishioners that called me some few years back and asked if I had any #2m wey I nor de use🤣
4/17/21, 21:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If I hear🙄
A whole expatriate?
4/17/21, 21:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We know the perks that come with that position o
4/17/21, 21:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We don de ask question now for another one o, u nor go see that one, be working in the past there😁
4/17/21, 21:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/17/21, 21:24 - +234 802 474 1100: The next one na Mauritius or Madagascar 😶
4/17/21, 21:25 - Ini Eket: yeah, we should target a visa free, or visa easy country
4/17/21, 21:25 - +234 803 075 0650: Madagascar? You wan go drink their president Covid-19 concoction?
4/17/21, 21:25 - Ini Eket: whats the projection for this covid-19 thing to die down sef
4/17/21, 21:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The $6k ur wife de plan give me nor go reach my family to travel come o🤣🤣
4/17/21, 21:25 - Ini Eket: Dubai is still an option, I think
4/17/21, 21:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Me don de go collect vaccine so I fit go or enter anywhere 🤣🤣🤣
4/17/21, 21:26 - Ini Eket: has anyone taken the 2 shots yet? full dose
4/17/21, 21:26 - +234 803 075 0650: ☝🏻
4/17/21, 21:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros wait fess.....make we do local. Sppse to be in 9ja in August
4/17/21, 21:29 - Ini Eket: Hmmm, local is not bad sha... last last we can also consider neighboring local Ghana, but we can also look at options within as well
4/17/21, 21:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Got the Pfizer
4/17/21, 21:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That within go work well for me.....I nor want make jetlag wound me if I am doing only 12days
4/17/21, 21:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh u guys don collect d second one?
4/17/21, 21:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Yeah. On Wednesday
4/17/21, 21:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cool stuff
4/17/21, 21:32 - Ini Eket: kk, cool
4/17/21, 21:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My mumc de complain say she de get difficulty to poo😁
4/17/21, 21:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 any known side effect to u guys?
4/17/21, 21:33 - Ini Eket: Thanks for the feedback... 😁 Pls more experiences
4/17/21, 21:33 - +234 803 075 0650: Make the take plenty oranges na
4/17/21, 21:33 - +234 803 075 0650: No. I went jogging immediately sef
4/17/21, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yea, madam don mix all the P fruits for am with spinach and the 1st nite came out well
4/17/21, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Imagine that🤣🤣🤣
4/17/21, 21:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cool stuff
4/17/21, 21:34 - +234 802 474 1100: I don take first dose for Lagos sha...@2347033020215
4/17/21, 21:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Dramendra
4/17/21, 21:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣😁
4/17/21, 21:35 - Ini Eket: kkz, cool, almost took some weeks back, then changed my mind as I dont feel the pressure to take it yet
4/17/21, 21:35 - +234 803 075 0650: No na. It's my daily routine since I'm still jobless ☺️
4/17/21, 21:36 - +234 802 474 1100: The only wahala with this vaccination na the  the other half of the population wey no wan take am...

Covid go just Dey wait make immunity wane for the other side then rebound
4/17/21, 21:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Vaccination success depends on public acceptance else protection Is short lived
4/17/21, 21:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please tell @2347033020215 o
4/17/21, 21:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Doing survey upadan🙄
4/17/21, 21:37 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂
4/17/21, 21:37 - +234 802 474 1100: At this rate, Covid is here to stay
4/17/21, 21:38 - Ini Eket: 😁🤣
4/17/21, 21:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If so, in some selfish way, it is fine as long as we nor catch am🙈
4/17/21, 21:38 - +234 803 075 0650: There are two ways to get rid of Covid-19. The China way or by vaccinating 80% of the population
4/17/21, 21:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Unfortunately.... everyone is certain to catch it at some point if it’s here to stay
4/17/21, 21:39 - Ini Eket: its already settled in... we have been leaving with it since, we probably may have caught it and not even known
4/17/21, 21:40 - Ini Eket: cos all that social distancing thing did not work at all,
4/17/21, 21:40 - +234 802 474 1100: That one na fake theory 😀
4/17/21, 21:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Lagos, for instance,  is nearing herd immunity. 1 in 4 Lagosians tested positive for Covid-19 antibodies
4/17/21, 21:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well, I am sure I must have had it at some point cos this our Florida pipu nor bliv in COVID like that
4/17/21, 21:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Which research you Dey quote abeg
4/17/21, 21:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Exactly
4/17/21, 21:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
4/17/21, 21:41 - +234 802 474 1100: All this exactly, scientists 😀😀 which research
4/17/21, 21:41 - +234 803 075 0650: I'll look for it and post it
4/17/21, 21:42 - +234 802 474 1100: You just wan embrace the information wey you like 😂😀
4/17/21, 21:42 - Ini Eket: Not fake ooo, our luck as Nigerians is that most of us probably have inbuilt vaccination or defenses
4/17/21, 21:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: AbanzIwez Research
4/17/21, 21:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4/17/21, 21:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Wey you post it... Kenneth you go run the math on the adequate sample size to make that conclusion for a population of 200m people 😂😂
4/17/21, 21:43 - Ini Eket: ref Abanzi and Kiwez, 2021
4/17/21, 21:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
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4/17/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Egbeee
4/17/21, 21:43 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56167296
4/17/21, 21:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 1 to 5
1 to 10
4/17/21, 21:51 - +234 803 075 0650: That was the first wave o. Many people were infected during the second wave
4/17/21, 21:55 - Ini Eket: Yupz
4/17/21, 21:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 the number of states used for the research is statistically insignificant to make any conclusion based on the number of states and the geography ("spread") where the samples were drawn from
4/17/21, 21:55 - +234 803 075 0650: https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/23/nigeria-survey-suggests-23-of-lagos-residents-had-covid-last-year
The figure for Lagos is 23%
4/17/21, 21:56 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm talking about Lagos only
4/17/21, 21:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Okay o...
But don’t be too quick to quote that data o..
6-8months after infection unfortunately people are losing their immunity
4/17/21, 21:59 - +234 802 474 1100: So it’s back to square 1
4/17/21, 22:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Which is the point I’m making with mass vaccination —- it doesn’t work if the vaccination is spread over a period longer that the immunity it gives... it would arguably be never ending..

Or even become an annual vaccination
4/17/21, 22:01 - +234 802 474 1100: So @2347033020215 gaan take vaccine 😀
4/17/21, 22:02 - +234 803 075 0650: Pfizer's CEO is even talking of a booster shot in a year's time
4/17/21, 22:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Those ones have hammered... It’s time to buy some Pfizer shares 😀😀
4/17/21, 22:03 - +234 802 474 1100: Steady revenue stream for years to come
4/17/21, 22:04 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CNt7qZUFMI5/?igshid=6hdkxrsel04e
4/17/21, 22:04 - +234 803 075 0650: Roche no attempt the vaccine abi it failed like Merks and Sanofils'?
4/17/21, 22:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Meanwhile ... see una pastor @14692437489
4/17/21, 22:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah... Roche was never a vaccine maker
4/17/21, 22:05 - +234 802 474 1100: The vaccine makers showed their history and legacy... Pfizer
Nah GSK fall hand
4/17/21, 22:06 - +234 802 474 1100: But the PCR tests are commonly don on Roche diagnostics
4/17/21, 22:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Yeah. Vaccine production was never a profitable business. Pfizer, GSK and the rest wanted to stop vaccine production. It was Bill Gates that stepped in to salvage the situation with GAVI
4/17/21, 22:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Not sure i agrée... the vaccines they had were reaching end of their product lifecycle... patents were expired, competition from generics and the new vaccines like the malaria vaccine were not giving the expected results... that’s why they wanted to pull out... not necessarily because the whole vaccine business was not profitably....

As you can see from Covid vaccines, in this phase where innovation is a differnetiator they are relishing their time.... so much so that they refused to drop their patent claims for generics manufacturers to produce for the rest of the world since they can’t produce enough themselves...

Long story phew
4/17/21, 22:13 - +234 803 075 0650: OK. Make I no go dey argue with expert. I'm sorry🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
4/17/21, 22:13 - Ini Eket: So if everyone dosnt take at d same time, those that have taken will have to take all over again later?
4/17/21, 22:15 - +234 802 474 1100: That would be my personal projection... I await further analysis from experts...

But I don’t see a way for the world out of this with the way vaccinations are going
4/17/21, 22:17 - Ini Eket: If that's d case, then it should be made compulsory
4/17/21, 22:18 - +234 802 474 1100: We were only declared a polio free nation two years ago... because we couldn’t properly vaccinate our population to eradicate polio...

And that’s polio, less infectious, and long protection after vaccination... 
imagine the case with Covid where reinfections are possible
4/17/21, 22:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Again, just my thoughts... I haven’t exactly tested this thinking 🤔 elsewhere 😀
4/17/21, 23:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Was just going to say politics and vaccines/medicine are not really the same 🤣
4/17/21, 23:43 - +234 803 075 0650: No mind me. Na too much reading of news about the vaccine and so forth. I no go repeat am again🙈🙈🙈
4/18/21, 00:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So back to what spark this whole convo:
*Aug 13 -16* (or that weekend)
Location?
4/18/21, 01:19 - +234 803 075 0650: Na ny school resumption time be that o. Could we do it a bit earlier
4/18/21, 01:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sure, if you can travel to Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣
4/18/21, 01:48 - +234 803 075 0650: O can see you no like me 😏
4/21/21, 14:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 14:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 14:29 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie! This is wicked🤪
4/21/21, 14:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 15:02 - Dee: U r making suya hungry me now and madam no put am for budget for this month.
4/21/21, 15:06 - Dee: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 15:06 - +234 803 075 0650: You can circumvent the budget na. After all,  budget implementation for Nigeria no dey reach 50% even
4/21/21, 15:09 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
He is inviting you to change your character naa ni..😀
4/21/21, 15:10 - Dee: Hmm, not in this economy o. Now a days, my ATM cards be like Corona virus. If I get within 6ft of anyone of them, BH will give me "corner eye" as warning. If I stretch my hand out lasan, a SWAT take down will follow swiftly.
4/21/21, 15:11 - +234 802 474 1100: What is your own with food throwback and throw forwards and throw present sef! I can just imagine the number of food pictures on your phone...
4/21/21, 15:12 - Dee: 😀 too late for me. I am happily going to hell for my ways.
4/21/21, 15:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Especially when I have been eating ndole and alloko the past two weeks 😀

Bring temptation during Ramadan for that matter
4/21/21, 15:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I can still buy him o, I need house epp now🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:14 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
I can just imagine my mum going on 1week fasting and prayer on your head for this hell that you just mentioned 😂😂
4/21/21, 15:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🙄 is it your throwback?
🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:14 - Dee: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 15:14 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂
It tastes better than it looks
4/21/21, 15:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Did you add the gbemu salary u are collecting to your anger? Expatriate aiye🙌🏽
4/21/21, 15:15 - Dee: Ha I sorry for you. You will need a full time structural engineer by the time he is done with your house.
4/21/21, 15:15 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:15 - Dee: 😀😀😀
4/21/21, 15:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 15:16 - Dee: 😀 not jst throw back na. He said throw forward and throw present too.
4/21/21, 15:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hehehehehe....@2348127379568 I hope u r looking up the recipe already
4/21/21, 15:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay am sorry!
@2348024741100 izzit ur *throwback*, *throwforward* (if that even makes sense😁) or *throwpresent*
🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As small as Gerald is, he will deal with him and e wee calm down😁
4/21/21, 15:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That is the terrorist in my house now o
4/21/21, 15:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Be like say you don’t know that African expatriate is different from European expatriate....
4/21/21, 15:20 - +234 802 474 1100: Now you are comparing terrorists.
They will just sign an alliance
4/21/21, 15:20 - +234 802 474 1100: And escalate the destruction
4/21/21, 15:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Like "My son, you will not go to hell in Jesus name! No weapon fashioned against you shall prosper! Your mouth shall speak of good and not evil! Holy ghost...! 🔥"
4/21/21, 15:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Thank God say you know my mumsy... at least she don fast for you already 😃😃😂
4/21/21, 15:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay all this ~terrorist~ talk nor be me. B4 those wey de monitor my chat go de think say I get affliation...... 📢 *na my pikin and another crazy friend pikin I de try describe o*
4/21/21, 15:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅
4/21/21, 15:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Them go think say pikin na code for terrorist 😂😂🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:24 - Dee: Ha, u wan compare the stubbornness of pikin wey dem dey hide to spank, for country wey no too like spanking, to the stubbornness of pikin, wey get hin own "kpankere" with his name engraved on it, in a country that does community beating?
4/21/21, 15:25 - Dee: 😀😀
4/21/21, 15:26 - Dee: 😀😀😀 u see wetin I dey talk?
4/21/21, 15:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na the wife de fear to spank outside or inside, I do it anywhere he misbehaves without fear. Las las dem go carry am from us and deal with all im wahala
4/21/21, 15:27 - Dee: Prison dey hungry you bah?
4/21/21, 15:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sebi na just prison 🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 15:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yes oh. I even get her 'sister' for house doing the most. My mama go don cover your mouth with the blood of Jesus. Though if you near, slap fit follow
4/21/21, 15:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah! Kenneth nwa Iwezulu, abeg oh
4/21/21, 15:28 - Dee: Suya no dey there o. BBQ no dey o. Booze no dey o.
4/21/21, 15:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nothing de happen
But as before, 📢 *I am only explaining something to my my friend who has a stubborn son using "metaphors" o*😅😅
4/21/21, 15:30 - Dee: If I was living in your house, I would never have a dull moment. 

I can just wake up one day tell mumsy say I dream say devil crown me hin lead general in the war against angels. 

Then carry popcorn and coke and wait
4/21/21, 15:31 - Dee: 😀😀 fear fear.
4/21/21, 15:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abi na *fictions* dem de call am sef😅🤣
4/21/21, 15:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na u sabi o, my hand nor de o
4/21/21, 15:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣🤣🤣 9 days novena fall on you!
4/21/21, 15:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 15:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Evil child
4/21/21, 15:32 - Dee: 😀😀
4/21/21, 15:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah, wetin my eye no see growing up?! From novena to St. Rita, we enter rosary of the Holy Ghost, then crown it with litany of the Seven Sorrows. All of that one just before you reflect on the Word of God. Bro, you sef will space out the craze 😂
4/21/21, 15:39 - Dee: Chai. You must have been a good pikin i swear.
4/21/21, 15:48 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Virgin Mary 🤧
4/21/21, 16:06 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Now I feel like eating suya🤤🤤🤤
4/21/21, 16:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I am hungry with you...bring money and I will buy some tonight 😁😁😁
4/21/21, 16:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 16:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂 so all this 'madam no put am for budget' na scam
4/21/21, 16:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 16:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 16:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its kuku something you would do🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
4/21/21, 16:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Real scam😅
4/21/21, 16:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its suya we are talking about here o😁😁😁😁
4/21/21, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348025838458 👆🏽
4/21/21, 16:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348025838458 confirm am 😁
4/21/21, 16:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol. It is not my food money that will buy the suya...and he has limited access to his cards...if there is any other way he can bring the money then I am totally game for suya tonight.
4/21/21, 16:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Besides, there's what is called supplementary budget
4/21/21, 22:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 another data point for your survey just came in
4/21/21, 22:50 - Ini Eket: Hmmm
4/21/21, 22:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 22:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am the data point and I am doing well🤣🤣🤣
4/21/21, 22:51 - Ini Eket: Congrats, I will give u a call in 72hrs
4/21/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/21/21, 22:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This guy is very very mad🤣🤣
4/21/21, 22:52 - Ini Eket: 😁😁🤣🤣
4/21/21, 23:15 - +234 803 075 0650: @2347033020215 calm down. Over 230 million shots have been administered in the US alone. If there are problems,  you'll have heard of it already
4/21/21, 23:23 - Ini Eket: Lol 😁😁,
4/22/21, 06:36 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ini, dey will soon on the switch of the 230million. They will just stand up like the soldiers in divergent. As long as na bill gates hold the remote sha, we will be okay. 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️yepa, Akor is coming with cane...
4/22/21, 11:03 - +234 803 075 0650: Why na? We've the same views 🤪
4/22/21, 15:45 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
4/22/21, 15:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Your fada🤣🤣🤣🤣
4/22/21, 15:55 - +234 802 971 7134: Paulo Dey Ibadan
4/22/21, 15:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kolo.com
4/22/21, 15:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Lol
4/22/21, 15:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How come I never saw this till 2day
4/22/21, 15:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Just want you to know you can’t mess with me
4/22/21, 15:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Your fada once again😁
4/22/21, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: He’s doing very well.
4/22/21, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: 😝
4/22/21, 16:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw I am suspecting that clip is a photoshop/videoshop! 
I see only 1 car seat, I would expect 2 since Carmen and Adrian are just days apart, also where is my wife?
Videoshop ni jare🤣🤣
4/22/21, 16:01 - +234 802 971 7134: Excuses. Na video shop position your head and that famous cap/hat
4/22/21, 16:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Find the kids and my wife, I will bliv u😝
4/22/21, 16:05 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
4/22/21, 16:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Still does not justify the one in the car😝
4/22/21, 16:07 - +234 802 971 7134: Na so
4/22/21, 16:21 - +234 802 971 7134: https://twitter.com/mc_phils/status/1384890237936091137?s=24
4/22/21, 16:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/23/21, 06:29 - Dee: Yeah I am saving this one.
4/23/21, 13:42 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/23/oxford-malaria-vaccine-proves-highly-effective-in-burkina-faso-trial
4/23/21, 14:04 - +234 803 072 5702: where dem dey since? Dem don see say vaccine na d new blood money😂
4/23/21, 14:07 - +234 803 075 0650: They've been working on this for more than 20 years o. But insufficient funding and all that has delayed progress. No African country has out in one naira into this endeavor as usual
4/23/21, 17:03 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
4/23/21, 17:03 - +234 802 971 7134: Na Kenneth I Dey message that year o
4/23/21, 17:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
4/23/21, 18:21 - +234 803 075 0650: A Scientist Stopped By and Made Covid Vaccine in My Kitchen  ["https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-23/a-scientist-stopped-by-and-made-a-covid-vaccine-in-my-kitchen"]
4/23/21, 19:36 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.ft.com/content/f411acf1-1d4e-4ecf-a902-6435b8924c90
@2348024741100 what's happening to your former people?
4/26/21, 20:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Does anybody want to buy £? Holler at your girl
4/26/21, 20:05 - +234 802 474 1100: I cannot read it... they say I should pay $1; @447788152190 i want to change £1
4/26/21, 20:09 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Iwu idgiot!
4/27/21, 21:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/27/21, 21:46 - Ini Eket: Lol
4/27/21, 21:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Trust but verify 🤪🤪🤪
4/27/21, 21:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I wish my school allows me to skip the exam for the kids and just give them application project
4/27/21, 22:03 - Dee: They will so fail. Na exam dey make student study
4/27/21, 22:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Naaa....when there is project they will forced to connect things which are not necessarily from 1 chapter or topic
4/27/21, 22:06 - Dee: That is true sha. If it's an individual project
4/27/21, 22:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I do group of 3 at most and each person grades every other person on participation/contribution after their presention
4/27/21, 22:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
4/27/21, 22:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348126296642 why yoruba names na🤣🤣🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
4/28/21, 04:40 - Dee: 😀
4/28/21, 08:37 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Dimeji has suffered! 😂 Somebody cannot play with this guy at all
4/28/21, 09:26 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
5/8/21, 14:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday mama Jidenna. Ad multos annos!!!!!!!
5/8/21, 16:00 - Ini Eket: Happy birthday Omo, God bless
5/8/21, 16:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Thanks a bunch my people. If only we could all just meet in Kenneth’s house
5/8/21, 16:37 - +234 803 072 5702: Happy birthday Mama Jidenna. Enjoy the pos mightily
5/8/21, 20:05 - Dee: Happy birthday Omo. 

In case you are wondering, dispatch riders deliver things to my estate everyday. Easy something.
5/8/21, 20:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Why are some pipu just wicked?

They harness *oiye + expatriate money* yet they want to take the little a poor hustler has again
5/8/21, 20:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We sha will still pray for long lyf and good health of mind for them
5/8/21, 20:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hustler wia? We dey earn naira, u dey pluck dollar, my friend open kitchen bring meat joor
5/8/21, 20:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: May God bless and keep u, may He make u look away from the pocket of the hustlers todat and always!
5/8/21, 20:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 20:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Say amen fess
5/8/21, 20:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Amen fess
5/8/21, 20:10 - Dee: As in ehn! Some people are just wicked in this life. They jst want everything. 

Anyway sha, dispatch is 1500 anywhere in lagos,incase anyone is wondering.
5/8/21, 20:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hello we pluck dollar and plant the same dollar in the same place it was plucked, i mean back to those who gave us
5/8/21, 20:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 20:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/8/21, 20:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This big captain too is doing like he is hungry when he has everything o.....chai! This lyf ehn
5/8/21, 20:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/8/21, 20:13 - Dee: 😀
5/8/21, 20:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No worry we go send am for Adanna byday
5/8/21, 20:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy birthday @2348127379568 . More blessings upon you now and always 🙏. 


Where is the goody bag?
5/8/21, 20:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Or we meet for Shodex
5/8/21, 20:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: In a safe location, TBA
5/8/21, 20:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Thanks peeps, Abeg make una send urgent 2k make I take celebrate
5/8/21, 20:18 - Dee: I swear as I dey talk to you so, the hunger that is catching me now ehn, I fit chop person
5/8/21, 20:21 - Dee: Oya na. Lego
5/8/21, 20:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348025838458 pls take the kids far away from captain o🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 20:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I don lock door already. Before Bella starts looking like turkey😁😁😁😁😁
5/8/21, 20:25 - Dee: 😀 Na Judith thigh dey look like sautéed chicken  drumstick this moment.
5/8/21, 20:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Correct! Let the devil use you to do what you know how to do well🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 20:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁😁😁😁
5/8/21, 20:28 - Dee: 😀
5/8/21, 20:28 - Dee: Bad shaild
5/8/21, 20:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: To whom it may concern: caution ⚠️ 3rd born loading!
5/8/21, 20:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
5/8/21, 20:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
5/8/21, 20:30 - Dee: I bind and cast demon!
5/8/21, 20:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
5/8/21, 20:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am only trying to use ur own words na😁
5/8/21, 20:33 - Dee: We r going to hell together
5/8/21, 20:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Goan give him the thigh jor!
5/8/21, 20:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don't know about this one🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 20:36 - Dee: No energy
5/8/21, 20:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Thank you dear.
5/8/21, 22:48 - Ini Eket: What you are about to do, do quickly...
5/8/21, 22:49 - Ini Eket: This message was deleted
5/8/21, 22:50 - Ini Eket: Ref John 13:27b
5/8/21, 22:55 - +234 803 075 0650: With scriptural backing sef 🤣🤣🤣
5/8/21, 22:59 - Ini Eket: Am telling you 😁😁🤣
5/8/21, 23:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don't even who is smarter amongst y'all (John/You/Devil)🤣
5/9/21, 08:26 - Dee: 😀😀
5/12/21, 20:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This message was deleted
5/12/21, 20:23 - Ini Eket: 😁😁😁 🤣
5/12/21, 20:25 - +234 803 075 0650: You never turn to goat? That's what some of the conspiracy theorists say o🤪🤪🤪
5/12/21, 20:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If u de wait for me to turn goat,  then u for don turn goat wey dem shit away tay tay🤣🤣🤣
5/13/21, 20:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/13/21, 20:44 - Dee: Oshe!!
5/13/21, 20:45 - Dee: Would love to fly one of those things. But I no wan bomb anyone.
5/13/21, 20:47 - Dee: Perfect diamond formation.
5/13/21, 20:47 - Dee: Is there an airshow going on in your area ?
5/13/21, 20:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/13/21, 20:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: People don die from that thing no be today o
5/13/21, 20:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is an airshow on Friday and Saturday, so they are practicing and i am 3.7 miles from the airport
5/13/21, 20:50 - Dee: Serious one
5/13/21, 20:51 - Dee: Wow. Would love to watch it.
5/13/21, 20:51 - Dee: If you get chance, go there go record some videos.
5/13/21, 20:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They fly over my house! I go siddon for backyard record for u😁
5/13/21, 20:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If i nor hustle find money go sha🙈
5/13/21, 21:20 - Dee: 😀 America suppose don comot this your ibo man sense o.
5/13/21, 21:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We need to survive na😁
5/15/21, 17:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/15/21, 17:34 - Dee: Ghen ghen sth!
5/15/21, 17:37 - +234 802 474 1100: That trail be like torpedo 😀
5/16/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/16/21, 11:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/16/21, 17:31 - Dee: Wow. This is so cool
5/16/21, 17:33 - Dee: The kind of G's those guys would be experiencing ehn?
5/30/21, 18:11 - Ini Eket: Abeg, does anyone use piggyvest here?
5/30/21, 18:11 - Ini Eket: Piggyvest vs cowrywise vs crowdyvest... Which is preferred
5/30/21, 18:12 - Ini Eket: Good evening my people
5/30/21, 18:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Wife of mine @2348127379568 Ini wants to tap from your experience of trying everything under the sun in order to make money 😀
5/30/21, 18:15 - Ini Eket: Lol
5/30/21, 18:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Ini though... are you asking about their general investment platforms or are you comparing agriculture investment options?
5/30/21, 18:17 - Ini Eket: Just info, so I was very active with farmcrowdy for several years and they did very fine. Now they have become crowdyvest and changed their management. No issues with that, but feel like migrating to piggyvest and trying to get a feel of how they are as well.
5/30/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok so you still want to do farm and agric investments.... like the former farmcrowdy
that one I’m not a fan of, I no sabi am
5/30/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Maybe someone else can help
5/30/21, 18:20 - Ini Eket: No, not doing farm again, that's why I want to move to piggyvest, don't think piggyvest is farm?
5/30/21, 18:20 - Ini Eket: Which one you Sabi?
5/30/21, 18:23 - +234 802 474 1100: I Dey play the pool myself. On Binance, Trove and Bamboo...

Piggy est and TGIC and the new crowdyvest pool monies and help you invest in different categories. It’s great for when you don’t want the stress of constantly monitoring market prices
5/30/21, 18:40 - Ini Eket: Kkz 👍
5/30/21, 18:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All this scam of a thing this pipu are doing upadan
5/30/21, 18:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2347033020215 do you know that those guys i asked about from u that day have bn owing for over 6months now past the agreed tume of payment
5/30/21, 18:52 - +234 803 075 0650: When someone guarantees you a certain return from agriculture,  that is itself a highly risky activity whose final produce can be impacted by many uncontrollable factors, you should be prepared for this outcome.
5/30/21, 18:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I know..... i nor do again....I am fine with the volatility and risk in crypto and stock
5/30/21, 18:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Even for the most genuine of them, with current realities of climate change and the security situation in Nigeria,  you can't even account for rain, security of the farm site etc.
5/30/21, 19:01 - +234 802 474 1100: I generally don’t do investments that are too good to be true 😀. 
The agric ish just never sat well with me.
5/30/21, 19:15 - Ini Eket: Se I told u naaa, very few of them were trusted including farmcrowdy
5/30/21, 19:17 - Ini Eket: Haaa, crypto and stock ke... Na forex I dey consider learning nw sha
5/30/21, 19:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make dem nor worry, i am accounting for things myself
5/30/21, 19:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don't too....that was my first and last
5/30/21, 19:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yea u did....I got my own money back 1week after it was due.....150k on 650k or so
5/30/21, 19:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I see the email those they are owing are sending every day
5/30/21, 19:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have made good money from it, from not been too greedy
5/30/21, 19:25 - +234 803 075 0650: No try am o. People are actually been pushed into forex to make money for the expert traders. Over 97% of forex traders lose money big time to the few experts who lure people in to make the size of their profits bigger
5/30/21, 19:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: .....and the stock i do is mosty from my company while the bulk investment is in crypto 🙈
5/30/21, 19:28 - +234 803 075 0650: See how Elon Musk take una go cruise come back🤪
5/30/21, 19:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Though with the current situation i don slow fwn
5/30/21, 19:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well, i have made money, Americans are just foolish especially with "big" names
5/30/21, 19:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: dwn*
5/30/21, 19:30 - +234 803 075 0650: Not exactly. That's always how the big guys make money. You can never have the kind of information they have. Besides, they can collude to crash the market, but the stuff very cheaply and deliberately drive the price at high again to cash out. They're masters of the game.
5/30/21, 19:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The very reason why i say they are foolish and follow the big names......
U need to hear of introductions at the beginning of a semester in a gradute class here and when the professor ask who their role model is, u hear Bill Gates, Elon Musk almost all round the class
5/30/21, 19:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make i go make small money jare, i de come
5/30/21, 19:39 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Try buying ETFs...
5/30/21, 20:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Yup. Another good option. Steady growth with the market
5/30/21, 20:10 - +234 802 474 1100: @2347033020215 do you bank with Stan chart? If you do, they’ve got a few options to invest in some global hedge funds
5/30/21, 20:11 - Ini Eket: No, does Stanbic offer similar?
5/30/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Growth funds and income funds(with monthly dividends if you want that)
5/30/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Stanbic does. But they invest through Stan chart I gather...
5/30/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: So better go to source
5/30/21, 20:12 - Ini Eket: Hmm, kkz
5/30/21, 20:12 - +234 802 474 1100: And the investments are in dollars so you are also protected from inflation
5/30/21, 20:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Hedge funds investments are the most promising and secure for now
5/30/21, 20:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Hedge funds rule America - and they're almost always profitable and relatively low risk
5/30/21, 21:32 - +234 803 072 5702: PiggyVest is basically for savings o. It’s best for daily, weekly, monthly savings kind of thing…like savings kolo. There’s interest but except you are saving in millions, na very small. 8% annual or something like that as at last I checked.
5/30/21, 21:34 - +234 803 075 0650: And savings in Naira is a direct loss of money. Inflation is at 18 or 19%. Any savings that doesn't guarantee you that is a loss of money
5/30/21, 21:35 - +234 803 075 0650: Truth is, you can't save in Naira currently in Nigeria. The best way is to convert to dollars and save even under your bed
5/30/21, 21:35 - +234 803 072 5702: Exactly.
5/30/21, 21:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Unfortunately you first need to take the hit on the dollar naira rate 😀 at almost 500
5/30/21, 21:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai... Bubu
5/30/21, 21:38 - +234 803 075 0650: We said this when it was 360 to $1
5/30/21, 21:39 - +234 802 474 1100: True sha...
Most of these experts still predict a correction to 430 ish
5/30/21, 21:39 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s my only concern for this expensive dollars at 500
5/30/21, 21:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Between 2015 and now the CBN has printed over N10 trillion for the federal government and they'll continue to print because the government will continue to pay salaries and make expenditure. What does this tell us? The naira will continue to tumble in value
5/30/21, 21:40 - +234 802 474 1100: Even election dollars fit correct am o
When politicians scatter ground with dollars campaign
5/30/21, 21:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris... this statement in isolation does nt tell the story...

You know how much dollars US fed don print to bailout their economy?
5/30/21, 21:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes. I know. Their economy can sustain it. There's productivity. What is more, inflation was below 2%. What about Nigeria?
5/30/21, 21:42 - Dee: Since we are not inventing / producing much  to export, it stands to reason that it will get worse than the 500 it is at the moment. 

So you don't get in the same situation when it gets to 700, buy bulk now and put in all the places that can increase it for you over time. 50% low risk. 30% medium risk. 20% high risk. Sth like that
5/30/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Or all the other CBNs for that matter... money supply no be the issue for this matter...
It’s a specific fear that our country is on the brink that is driving people heading to other currencies at the nairas expense
5/30/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Self fulfilling prophecy 😂😂
5/30/21, 21:45 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 money supply is a problem. Zimbabwe and Venezuela are examples
5/30/21, 21:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Make we no argue sha... But like I talk na just the trust in the dollar Dey hold that currency... the amount wey the US govt don print no be here😀
5/30/21, 21:48 - +234 803 075 0650: In the early 1990s,Zimbabwe dollar was equivalent to the US dollar. Mugabe just woke up one day and ordered the central bank to print money to pay off all Zimbabwe's foreign debts. That was the point the slide began and at the time the Zimbabwean dollar was abolished, you need over 10 billion of it - carried in wheelbarrow- to buy a single loaf of bread
5/30/21, 21:48 - +234 802 474 1100: The other investment option is to invest in micro finance banks... they are usually searching for cash flow for their loans...

They typically offer a rerun of 3-5% monthly on deposits
5/30/21, 21:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Medium risk
5/30/21, 21:48 - +234 803 075 0650: What has been helping Nigeria is that as they're printing money,  they're simultaneously crowding out the private sector
5/30/21, 21:48 - +234 802 474 1100: In Naira
5/30/21, 21:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah ... I think this is the extreme example sha...

Our Naira will not behave like that In the name of .....😀 Amen.
5/30/21, 21:59 - Ini Eket: Chai, thought I was seeing up to 15%
5/30/21, 22:05 - Dee: Lol. On one hand, yes it is true. We study the past, we watch trends, we predict the future to be grim, we buy dollars in bulk to invest elsewhere, demand rises, naira falls, confirming our theory. Leading to more dollars being bought. 

But what is the alternative? Say We do not buy dollars to invest. People will still travel out for Schooling.  Recreation. Relocation. Child birth. Importation of foreign goods ( TVs, Cars, Aircrafts, laptops, phones, etc)  cos we do not produce them here. Even my current toothpick box says "made in china" on it. We import a lot of things. Coupled with all those personal reasons mentioned above, there will always be a demand for dollars. 

So whether  you buy dollars to invest or not, as long as we continue to import everything,  in the long run, naira will continue to weaken against the dollars. And the value of your money disappears gradually. 

Really can't escape it
5/30/21, 22:09 - +234 802 474 1100: I dig this really. And it’s true.

However it was also true through Jonathan’s 6years and Obasanjos 8yrs with a relatively stable forex rate. What’s different?

Jonathan’s govt (and Obasanjo) generated relatively more trust and attracted even diaspora Nigerians to return! And with it their investment and money.

The belief part is such a powerful thing. The lack of belief is accelerating the decline that would have been a manageable annual 6-10% inflation rate
5/30/21, 22:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Everyone now makes money here. Exports it out in anticipation of a japa 😀😀😃😂
5/30/21, 22:14 - Dee: 😀😀 the exodus is alarming.
5/30/21, 22:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 & @2348030750650 when u guys are done with this and there is a consensus on what is right and best let us talk.
Thank you😁
5/30/21, 22:38 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga, commot here. You that is benefitting from our misfortune. If you send $100 to Niaja now, they'll value it more than they did in 2014. You're an everlasting big man now in Niaja if you don't know 🤪
5/31/21, 16:55 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
5/31/21, 16:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday @2348024741100. Ad multos annos!!!!!
5/31/21, 18:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
5/31/21, 19:42 - +234 803 075 0650: https://gazettengr.com/special-investors-distraught-as-insha-allahu-investment-boss-disappears/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
5/31/21, 20:53 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol…why would someone invest with a firm called “Insha Allahu”?!Lol 😂
5/31/21, 21:41 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
5/31/21, 21:58 - Dee: Happy birthday Eugene.
5/31/21, 21:59 - Dee: This seems to be a lucrative business. 🤔
5/31/21, 22:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy birthday @2348024741100 . Live long and prosper
6/1/21, 06:28 - Dee: <Media omitted>
6/3/21, 10:47 - +234 803 075 0650: Ibori loot foundation: A fitting way to remember a criminal in perpetuity 

 https://businessday.ng/columnist/article/ibori-loot-foundation-a-fitting-way-to-remember-a-criminal-in-perpetuity/
6/3/21, 10:48 - +234 803 075 0650: Ibori loot foundation: A fitting way to remember a criminal in perpetuity
Christopher Akor
When news broke last week that the Accountant General of the federation told members of the National Assembly that the £4.2 million returned Ibori loot has been paid to the Delta state government, news hungry journalists ran with that obvious lie. Anyone who knows anything about the agreement signed between the Nigerian and UK government knows it is not possible to return the money to Delta state government because what the money will be used for has been agreed upon between the UK- which technically owns the money, being proceeds of crime - and the Nigerian government, which is receiving the money more in form of aid. Returning the money to Delta state under whatever guise would invalidate all the hard work done by the UK authorities in investigating, prosecuting and confiscating the funds as it would be tantamount to handing it back to Ibori, since he still controls all levers of power in the state. Besides, the Delta state government, like Justice Gabriel Kolawole avers in the case seeking the permanent forfeiture of the $15 million Ibori bribe to Ribadu, simply acquiesced or at best, is a collaborator in the looting of its own funds.
 Neither does the federal government deserve the money because it has consistently failed to hold Ibori and other criminals within its ranks accountable. This is a government that sat idly as a thrice convicted criminal both in the UK and in Nigeria bulldozed his way to the Delta state government house and almost bulldozed his way to the presidency were it not for fate that stopped him. Even when his conviction history became public knowledge, all courts in the land – right up to the Supreme Court – could not muster the courage to declare him an ex-convict and therefore ineligible to occupy such high office in Nigeria. They used all kinds of asinine and shameful arguments to let him off the hook.
Or is it the prosecution authorities or the courts that corruptly allowed Ibori walk free from over 170 count corruption charges against him? Like his convict case that went right up to the Supreme Court, Ibori was discharged and acquitted in 2009 when the judge – Marcel Awokulehin – pronounced that there was “no clear evidence to support the charges.” Yet the same Ibori promptly pled guilty in the UK to avoid a trial and the lengthy prison term that will entail. He has served his time in jail and is now back in Delta parading himself as king. The utter shamelessness of a government that harbours and celebrates criminals while begging to receive their confiscated loot from other countries shouldn’t be lost on us. Truth is, in Nigeria, the highly connected criminal is almost certain to escape justice and accountability even if his/her misdeeds were captured on video. The Nigerian state and judiciary is set up to ensure that.
The first instalment of £4.2 million recovered loot has been handed over to the federal government and there is nothing anyone can do about it now. But there is a much bigger one on the way. UK prosecutors are currently asking a court for a confiscation order against Ibori of £117.7 million ($163.8 million), a Bentley and a Bombardier Challenger jet. That is what the Nigerian civil society and conscientious objectors should be more concerned about. We must impress it on the British government that there is a far better way Ibori’s loots could be spent that could transform the lives of hundreds and thousands of Delta state people whose resources have been and continues to be recklessly pillaged by their state government and its crook-in-chief, Ibori.
Instead of handing that money to an irresponsible government that aids and abets criminals, the UK government can set up an Ibori loot foundation. This money can be invested in perpetuity and the proceeds used to train teachers for Delta state schools, give scholarships to brilliant but indigent students of the states from primary to university levels within and outside the country. Both the federal and Delta state governments could be allowed to sit on the board of this foundation if they so desire. This will be a far better use of the recovered loot than subsidising a corrupt and irresponsible government and so-called infrastructure projects that are often over-inflated, riddled with corruption and of dubious quality.
What is more, this will be a legal and fitting way to remember Ibori in perpetuity. Since the Nigerian and the Delta state governments have permanently shirked their responsibilities of bringing Ibori to account and are rather collaborators in the looting of the resources of the state, such a move – which the UK government have both a legal and moral authority to do - will remain an eternal rebuke to Ibori and to the governments. It will also help to salvage 100s and 1000s of children in the state whose futures have been stolen and destroyed by the greed of Ibori and his collaborators.   
6/3/21, 14:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Indeed a great thought but, how does this get out to the right folks (UK Govt.) who will set the loot foundation up?
6/3/21, 14:27 - +234 803 075 0650: We're tagging them and making representations to the UK high commission in Nigeria
6/3/21, 14:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are doing well.....just remember not to step into Nigeria in the next 20years
6/3/21, 14:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and of course any of your family member😁
6/3/21, 14:30 - +234 803 075 0650: You guys would have to grant me asylum here then🤪
6/3/21, 14:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That one na small thing....You need to apply first sha b4 we grant you one🤣🤣
6/3/21, 18:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks MR and Mrs Adewoye!!!

Amen
6/3/21, 18:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris ehn... lemme ask a question....
All these things we are doing sha... protests, write ups etc... Do we really think we are having an effect..

Left to me, make we all just hollup until the next election
6/3/21, 18:09 - +234 802 474 1100: We failed this exam terribly. We will just repeat the class on 2023
6/3/21, 18:14 - +234 803 075 0650: Well, it's easy to fall into despair. The main aim is to educate the populace and spur them into action. Besides, things would have been far more worse than this without the shouting and constant criticisms. They'd have turned Nigeria into an open air prison already
6/3/21, 18:28 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): If we failed exams terribly in the last two elections, what guarantees do you have that we will pass in 2023? Especially if you are studying with the same past questions as before?
6/3/21, 18:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Completely agree with you. With the noise, these people are still doing all this rubbish. Imagine if no one was shouting
6/3/21, 18:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Me I don’t know how much worse things can be o...

Like 1% less worse maybe 😄
6/3/21, 18:32 - +234 802 474 1100: More worse *
6/3/21, 18:32 - +234 802 474 1100: Wo. That English yaff confuse me sef
6/3/21, 18:33 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): There's a saying that it's someone who can speak that is able to say he has no words. Things can ALWAYS be worse
6/3/21, 18:33 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Talk am for pidgin abeg 😅
6/3/21, 18:33 - +234 802 474 1100: Teeny bit worse 😀
6/3/21, 18:34 - +234 802 474 1100: 2more years ... almost there...
6/3/21, 18:34 - +234 803 075 0650: We thought we couldn't gave it any worse under Jonathan until we elected this buffoon. If you knew the number of bills proposed to totally take away your freedom of expression and association that our shouting has made them quickly abandon, you won't be saying what you're saying
6/3/21, 18:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): United Alkebulian Republic abi na wetin them wan call una? 🤣
6/4/21, 01:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 01:11 - +234 803 075 0650: This is the exact words of the constitution:

 
"If the Federation is at war in which the territory of Nigeria is physically involved
and the President considers that it is not practicable to hold elections, the
National Assembly may by resolution extend the period of four years mentioned
in subsection (2) of this section from time to time; but no such extension shall
exceed a period of six months at any one time"
6/4/21, 01:11 - +234 803 075 0650: We may be stuck with Buhari longer than we think
6/4/21, 01:24 - +234 803 075 0650: They're already talking about declaring a state of emergency and suspending the constitution. So @2348024741100, the 2023 election is not a given. The constitution and the entire democratic order can easily be tossed away
6/4/21, 01:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It is the same thing with the yellow background na....abi?
6/4/21, 01:25 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes
6/4/21, 05:07 - Dee: 🙂 i swear people just like trouble. This section was cleverly quoted out of context. 

This section was talking about the dissolution of the senate and house of assembly every 4 years. 

It then said that if the federation is at war, and the president considers it not practical to hold an election, then, the national assembly may by resolution extend the period of 4 years ( not for the president but their own dissolution) from time to time, but not beyond a period of 6 months at any one time. 

It is in 64(2) under procedure for summoning and dissolution of the national assembly
6/4/21, 05:07 - Dee: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 05:07 - Dee: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 05:08 - Dee: This is the constitution itself
6/4/21, 05:08 - Dee: I think some smart people are just trying to use it to scare the rest of us
6/4/21, 05:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Have you read recently that the Attorney general and Minister of justice wrote a memo to the president asking him to suspend the constitution so that he can have wide powers to deal with the insecurity in the country? Although he denied the report, it is clearly a smokescreen to test the waters
6/4/21, 05:14 - Dee: You don't follow, they may or may not be planning all sorts. We will never know the truth because politics is dirty and both sides play it very well. 

All I am saying is this one that Kenneth posted, was quoted out of context to get people scared and talking. 

That passage wasn't talking about the president extending his term. It was talking about the term of the senate and house.
6/4/21, 08:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: All I know is, Abeg anybody get house for Ghana? In case we need to use basket comot for night like Paul.
6/4/21, 08:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: US visa appointment now na 2024, I no fit wait.
6/4/21, 08:11 - Dee: I be Ghanaian. How much you wan pay for emergency relocation?
6/4/21, 08:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If not na Kenneth for need to go buy bunk bed and inflatable mattress fill him house
6/4/21, 08:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its 2022 now...well as at 2 days ago. Feb 2022
6/4/21, 08:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 08:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Heeeeeeeee, na true oooooo
6/4/21, 08:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How many wife u fit register, so that u go for register me join Judith, I go come register my children, dem go come register their papa… see chain migration mehn!
6/4/21, 08:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E still too far, dis one wey Nysc dg don dey take us crack joke
6/4/21, 08:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348126296642 I have told you guys and iya to start business...each of you can add 1 person at a handsome fee😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:22 - Dee: With the right amount, and the right currency, for every problem, there is a solution. 😁
6/4/21, 08:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I can't imagine being a corper in this present day😔😔😔
6/4/21, 08:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if no be say una currency don beat our own bury am, the amount wey I for offer now, so I go humble.
6/4/21, 08:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Is it at or for?🤔🤔🤔
6/4/21, 08:23 - Dee: 🤔🤔 let me fetch my calculator real quick.
6/4/21, 08:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No worry, idea is need, we no Dey mark ielts here
6/4/21, 08:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: IELTS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:24 - Dee: 😀😀
6/4/21, 08:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: It seriously sha, Deji how makate! Our driver of about 10yrs resigned that he’s going back to Ghana, that Nigeria no pay am again.
The nanny that has been in our family for about 7 yrs now, I had to beg her to come and stay with me, as my sister travelled like this she don face road back to Cotonou
6/4/21, 08:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg anybody get Rwanda citizenship too? I Dey look that side join
6/4/21, 08:28 - Dee: Ha omo wan japa go canada. Anyone that mentions IELTS this "japa" period is most likely trying to japa too. 

Wait let me call buhari and inform him real quick
6/4/21, 08:29 - Dee: Oh boy. Maybe they know sth we don't. E go better make we follow them.
6/4/21, 08:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I kuku no get power for the Canada process, na why I Dey find Ghana and Rwanda
6/4/21, 08:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It was years ago someone sang...

"Ilu yi sun mi, e wa fun mi ni visa"

That song is sooooo true right now
6/4/21, 08:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Plan B must be activated
6/4/21, 08:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Let m test my Yoruba…my town is killing me, make una gimme visa
6/4/21, 08:31 - Dee: 😀 any which way na way bah?
6/4/21, 08:31 - Dee: 😀
6/4/21, 08:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I guess that's close enough 😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My brother as long as the way dey lead from MMIA na valid way o
6/4/21, 08:31 - Dee: Ok. I have finally seen some 1 worse than Judith in yoruba.
6/4/21, 08:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but Judith say I pass na
6/4/21, 08:32 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ahn ahn...I am not that bad nah. Its the "ilu" I wasn't sure if it meant town or country😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:33 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You passed jare. Don't mind bad belle people 😏😏😏😏
6/4/21, 08:33 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If na “iylts” I go make am na
6/4/21, 08:34 - Dee: Not that bad eh?😏 oya carry one of bella's yoruba books, make a video of yourself reading it and post it here. 😁
6/4/21, 08:34 - Dee: I want to see something
6/4/21, 08:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:35 - Dee: 😀 mehn, many people go fail am o. Nobody go japa anywer.
6/4/21, 08:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It will surprise you...if people can buy questions for IELTS...na to hire  someone from one of those Conc yoruba towns to assist one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 08:37 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:38 - Dee: Actually, you are right. Especially looking at what people are doing with TEF
6/4/21, 08:39 - Dee: 😀😀😀 Fish!
6/4/21, 08:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: People dey buy ielts?
6/4/21, 08:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yep...
6/4/21, 08:41 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg how much? asking for a friend.
6/4/21, 08:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: People buy ielts, masters, TEF
6/4/21, 08:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 1.2M...but you do speaking yourself.

That's where you see funny scores like:
Writing-9.0
Listening- 9.0
Reading- 8.5
Speaking-6.5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make dem no worry, the laziness in me has been removed by that fee, me sef go begin write for people instead
6/4/21, 08:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 08:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Someone got master in 3 weeks! I shock!
6/4/21, 08:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Masters
6/4/21, 08:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Wooooooooow, he must have graduated from school of thought.
6/4/21, 08:44 - Dee: 😀😀
6/4/21, 08:45 - Dee: The way people runs these things is shocking. Like how do they even do it? Where do they start from?
6/4/21, 08:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol...well she got frustrated with the low scores. Wrote ielts 2ce and decided money stops nonsense😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:45 - Dee: 😀😀 money truly stops nonsense
6/4/21, 08:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I tried not to sound so shocked when she told me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
6/4/21, 08:47 - Benedict: Abeg how much is TEF? Asking for a friend too
6/4/21, 08:47 - Dee: Never knew it was even possible to runs IELTS and masters until that lady shook d world.
6/4/21, 08:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: When people complain about ielts...I always remember Ricky from Bangladesh...he wrote ielts 32 times qith 7 remarks
6/4/21, 08:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: That one ehn...the coven is deep
6/4/21, 08:48 - Dee: 😀😀 all these friends that cannot ask for themselves
6/4/21, 08:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I think for TEF they go to cotonou.  But to get anyone willing to runs that...you must first belong to their coven.

This lady who runs- ed ielts tried for TEF...she said she couldn't find anyone willing to "help"😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: But then again...I am a member of the Club RFI where all the French gurus are🤔🤔😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣
6/4/21, 08:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Or you can pay me and i will write for you.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 08:51 - Benedict: Hope @14692437489 knows that if shit hits the fan here as @2348030750650 is predicting, he might need to rent a bus to go pick up some children from the airport. As VISA interview date is till 2022.
6/4/21, 08:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 God father in waiting
6/4/21, 08:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me I just keep remembering half of a yellow sun. Abeg @2348030750650 what will be the sign for us to head to the airport?
6/4/21, 08:53 - Dee: Shebo speak French and you have written TEF and passed it bah?  Since  they probably don't use cameras there, You can  charge ben 1.2 Million and write the TEF for him.

Do like 4 of those and buy me the  kawasaki H2R Ninja for my next birthday 😁
6/4/21, 08:54 - Dee: Excatly! We are definitely in spirit on this one.
6/4/21, 08:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 08:55 - Dee: 😀😀
6/4/21, 08:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U r still buying motorcycle, instead of you to buy plane wey we go fit take run incase delta and Qatar say den no do again
6/4/21, 08:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 08:56 - Benedict: 🤣
6/4/21, 08:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Come Deji, Abeg flat dey una side wey we fit rent, make we just be Neighbour straight bcos, Ghana plan na u, flying away plan na u, Abeg make e no be say na holdup go make me miss our japa!
6/4/21, 08:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How many TEF Judith need write to buy plane o, I no where to find customers
6/4/21, 08:58 - Dee: 😀😀 I am not sure there are enough people that wants to write TEF to buy a whole plane.
6/4/21, 08:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E go shock u
6/4/21, 08:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Make sure they are only females...cos I no fit fake male voice for expression orale🤣🤣🤣🤣


I fit dey change wig for the written ones🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: My brother don't say that o...
6/4/21, 08:59 - Dee: 🤣🤣 as plenty japa plans dey wey I fit tap into like this, make I quickly draw up business plan o
6/4/21, 08:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 08:59 - Dee: 😀😀
6/4/21, 09:02 - Dee: You deleted this message
6/4/21, 09:02 - Dee: If everything scatter  now, walahi I go carry my fam go office,  tief bristow helicopter, fly straight to accra, and park it there for them. Will even wash it and put a sorry note inside it.
6/4/21, 09:02 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Sotay @2347033020215 don dey find the sheet music and audio for him japa soundtrack. Wahala dey o. Anyway ask my Neyhon.
6/4/21, 09:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 see y I gass be ya neighbour?
6/4/21, 09:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You know our people listen and follow the every word of "pastors". Pastor has said people should have a plan B...so those husbands who were doing strong head for their wives now will mellow.
Those who were having hope in Nigeria will change their minds...so my dear...the harvest is plentiful 😁😁😁😁😁
6/4/21, 09:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 09:04 - Dee: 😀😀
6/4/21, 09:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg make I go work small, make e no be like say I’m not “working” from home
6/4/21, 09:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make I shake mouse make e show say I Dey online small
6/4/21, 09:05 - Dee: Wait let me boot my laptop and start on the business plan for you. I see money everywhere. Starting with Ben.
6/4/21, 09:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy "working"😁😁😁
6/4/21, 09:06 - Dee: 😀 criminals. Log in and take off geng.
6/4/21, 09:06 - Dee: If only I could work from home too.
6/4/21, 09:09 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Oshey! Remote pilot of life
6/4/21, 09:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): My people, I greet you oh. As I come see 95msg, I know say na naija matter go cause am 😄
6/4/21, 09:10 - Benedict: See why you need to assist me to japa. I will build the software to enable you fly your helicopters remotely. 😁
6/4/21, 09:10 - Dee: 😎😎 we will surely get there.
6/4/21, 09:13 - Dee: 😀😀 the software is not the problem o. If you board a plane and you hear on the public address system,....."Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Capt Ayo and I will be flying you from home today",.... will you even remember to take your personal belongings before you leave the aircraft? 😁
6/4/21, 09:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 09:14 - Benedict: How will they know? Nobody needs to know. 🤷🏾‍♂️
6/4/21, 09:15 - Benedict: The cockpit is usually sealed naa
6/4/21, 09:20 - Dee: Ha even if I don't talk, the hostesses will talk. I am pretty sure they won't want to fly inside a plane without a pilot either. 

What if the pilot is drinking at home while flying remotely? Or he/she is attending to her young baby while flying? Or went clubbing the night before and is dozing on his chair? 

Lai lai. Na the hostesses gan gan go do tatafo for the passengers.
6/4/21, 09:24 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 10:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 119 msgs? Wawu!
I tot the worse had happened and there was no Nigeria again
6/4/21, 10:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Anyways for the records and for those tracking me, I don't know how i got into this group o.....I am still trying to figure out how to exit the group
6/4/21, 10:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Infact, Abeg give Ini the country patry audio wey e dey find o, him wan use am as e dey pass through airport security
6/4/21, 10:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Founding fada like you!
6/4/21, 10:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I see that thing yday, i don nearly laff die
6/4/21, 10:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If e happen, u no go see message, na knock for your door straight
6/4/21, 10:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣
6/4/21, 10:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 10:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 10:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See consolation🤣😁
6/4/21, 10:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 10:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Again i must emphasize, i don't know this people and i don't help/aid smuggling of humans🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 10:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 10:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 na god of the future o😁
6/4/21, 10:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣 kolo
6/4/21, 10:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You do this too? See my colleague 🙈😁
6/4/21, 11:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Plix all na work from home
6/4/21, 13:18 - +234 803 075 0650: I heard my name from sleep
6/4/21, 13:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U r sleeping? R u not meant to be watching for sign so u can tel us the last day for evacuation?
6/4/21, 13:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U wey don de research who to atrack with ur writtings for 9ja since 3am?
6/4/21, 13:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This woman, u sure say u nor de leave? 🤣
6/4/21, 13:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I just shake mouse finish
6/4/21, 13:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 13:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: https://www.nairaland.com/6586293/insecurity-fg-sets-up-committee
6/4/21, 13:24 - +234 803 075 0650: But on a serious note, we're in deep trouble and nothing will happen except if there's an implosion. I don't see that happening anytime soon and nobody will do anything to help us.
For now, the only concern of the US & EU is stability. They don't want any refugee crisis so they won't pressure or push Buhari hard even if he abolishes the constitution and declares himself president for life. We're on our own
6/4/21, 13:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348127379568 the signs are here😁
6/4/21, 13:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: So in summary, make we never begin run, we fit dey slowly walk to border
6/4/21, 13:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In summary, implode or run🤣🤣
6/4/21, 13:28 - +234 803 075 0650: Of course
6/4/21, 13:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: These ones are jokers! They still think expatriate quota is the problem. Wo big head no Dey denote sense, i refuse to deal with this article
6/4/21, 13:42 - +234 802 971 7134: Just sabi road
6/4/21, 13:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ok o!
6/4/21, 14:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): And abide by all immigration laws...don't overstay your visa so them no go flag you or suspect when your last tourist trip na 'sai gobe' 🤧
6/4/21, 14:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Erm...my phone has been hacked ejo...😄
6/4/21, 17:20 - +234 803 075 0650: OK. The Nigerian government has banned Twitter in Nigeria for deleting Buhari's hate tweet. I told you all we're on our own. They can shut down the internet, suspend the constitution and refuse to hold elections and nothing will happen
6/4/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s a joke jare
6/4/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: April fool
6/4/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Sorry May fools day
6/4/21, 17:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Na so
6/4/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Sorry scratch that.. June fools day
6/4/21, 17:26 - Benedict: By the way, they announced the ban on Twitter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 17:26 - +234 802 971 7134: Better send your last tweets
6/4/21, 17:26 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
6/4/21, 17:26 - Ini Eket: We are watching oooo
6/4/21, 17:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Wait o... you tech gurus... how do they plan to enforce such a ban sef
6/4/21, 17:26 - Ini Eket: We Sha should also start planning backup means of communication because e fit reach instagram and whatsapp at this rate
6/4/21, 17:27 - Benedict: Lemme go and pay 1 year subscription for a VPN service sharply
6/4/21, 17:27 - Benedict: They can mandate telcos and all Internet service providers to block all traffic to the site
6/4/21, 17:27 - Ini Eket: D ISPs, they hv mandated NBC for nw, but it's d ISPs that can implement I guess
6/4/21, 17:28 - Benedict: They have also mandated social media companies to be licenced 🤦🏾‍♂️
6/4/21, 17:29 - Benedict: Well, everybody using China as example of countries we should emulate. We are getting there.
6/4/21, 17:32 - +234 802 474 1100: Nothing Dey happen jare...
6/4/21, 17:34 - Benedict: I like your optimism
6/4/21, 17:34 - +234 803 075 0650: OK. Keep watching. I'm telling you these fellows have gone mad. They don't care. They're ready to destroy the country- and they know no one can stop them. Europe and America are more intrested in stability and stopping immigration
6/4/21, 17:34 - Benedict: It's a nice contrast to Chris😂
6/4/21, 17:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah! I don’t see the Armageddon people are painting.

It’s bad alright... but you and I know na... we’ve been through worse times...
6/4/21, 17:45 - +234 802 474 1100: No fear this madam...
Make she start the Canada talk all over again for house
6/4/21, 17:46 - +234 802 971 7134: Anybody wey get the means make e run am o
6/4/21, 17:46 - +234 802 971 7134: Put the thing for back pocket
6/4/21, 17:46 - +234 802 971 7134: Activate when you hear POW!
6/4/21, 17:46 - +234 802 971 7134: Many people roaming the streets of Lagos get am for back pocket o
6/4/21, 17:46 - +234 802 474 1100: 200m Nigerians.... how many people you feel say fit commot
6/4/21, 17:47 - +234 802 971 7134: Those with the means to
6/4/21, 17:48 - +234 802 474 1100: We just Dey talk this run run matter... 
if indeed there was a crisis... it’s only a matter of hours before air traffic is grounded... borders are manned... etc
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m sure nobody believed a civil war will happen
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 474 1100: All this one wey we Dey do na talk...
Then the heightened fear that it takes for you to be ready for something like that... you might as well be at war already
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Preparation is key. Always guiding
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Preparing for war isn’t living
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigeria's borders are not secured. There are over 1000 entry and exit points out of the country
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Better safe than sorry
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s also war
6/4/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: But it’s the reality
6/4/21, 17:50 - +234 802 971 7134: Nobody is stoking fires here or raising false alarm. They are valid concerns
6/4/21, 17:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Dude don’t focus on the fine details... I get the broad picture
6/4/21, 17:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah I agree... valid concerns...
6/4/21, 17:51 - +234 802 971 7134: and this government has shown it doesn’t send.
6/4/21, 17:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Let me raise a data to make a point

I think(Chris help me confirm) that the number of people who have been killed by gun violence in the US this year exceed that killed by « terrorism » in Nigeria this year
6/4/21, 17:52 - +234 802 971 7134: Nope
6/4/21, 17:53 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya help me do the research and disprove my theory 😂😂😂😂
6/4/21, 17:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Odenigbo! Odenigbo!! Odenigbo!!! How many times I call you? Dey drag leg, d next thing u go hear na say I don be Deji 2nd wife and we don go Ghana.
6/4/21, 17:53 - +234 802 971 7134: All those villages they have ransacked in the middle belt and north
6/4/21, 17:54 - +234 802 971 7134: And I’m sure those numbers are under reported
6/4/21, 17:55 - +234 802 971 7134: Would you rather go to Maiduguri or south side Chicago?
6/4/21, 17:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... My dads younger brother actually lives and works there
6/4/21, 17:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Maiduguri or Chicago?
6/4/21, 17:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Or both
6/4/21, 17:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Maiduguri of course 😀
6/4/21, 17:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make una just leave Odenigbo, na so e tel me say why I go buy dollar at 477 when Emefiele Dey make sure say dollar dey come down, na so I come dey feel like who no get sense come sell the dollar back, brothers and sisters in the Lord, dollar na 500 today.
6/4/21, 17:56 - +234 802 971 7134: And is Maiduguri the same as it was say 10,20 years ago?
6/4/21, 17:57 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene your faith in nigeria is admirable unfortunately the country no send anybody
6/4/21, 17:57 - +234 802 474 1100: Is the US the same as it was 10 20 yrs ago
6/4/21, 17:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ouch
6/4/21, 17:58 - +234 802 474 1100: Kamdan ..... shebi we found other solutions 😀
6/4/21, 17:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 👌🏻
6/4/21, 17:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Which solution biko, cos I’m not aware
6/4/21, 17:59 - +234 802 971 7134: No.
6/4/21, 17:59 - +234 802 971 7134: But whose rates have skyrocketed?
6/4/21, 17:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... my point isn’t that things aren’t bad.

My point is na who sabi tell him story pass na him win
6/4/21, 18:00 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s not about story telling my brother. It’s about how bad things have become
6/4/21, 18:00 - +234 802 971 7134: We have left story telling since.
6/4/21, 18:00 - +234 802 474 1100: As far as the US is concerned the deaths are about the 2nd amendment.... meanwhile 1.6m people have died form gun violence from 1968 -2011 (Wiki)
6/4/21, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s about as much casualty in a civil war
6/4/21, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: But here we are .... it is still the land of the free and home of the brave
6/4/21, 18:02 - +234 802 971 7134: So what would you approximate the number of deaths from terrorism and insurgency to be
6/4/21, 18:02 - +234 802 474 1100: « Just » over 1.6m
6/4/21, 18:02 - +234 802 474 1100: No mind me
6/4/21, 18:02 - +234 802 971 7134: About 32k per year
6/4/21, 18:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Just kidding with this
6/4/21, 18:03 - +234 802 971 7134: You know say no be when person enter ground e Dey die
6/4/21, 18:03 - +234 802 474 1100: But all I’m saying is.... The whole world is in turmoil... let’s not be naive to thing we can hide from it by simply relocating
6/4/21, 18:03 - +234 802 971 7134: When you make someone’s home unlivable. Take their means of livelihood. Make them refugees in their own country. Are they not dead?
6/4/21, 18:04 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 18:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros... as you Dey relocate your immediate family, you go relocate your extended, your sisters, your brothers, your parents join...
6/4/21, 18:04 - +234 803 075 0650: Odenigbo and his excessive optimism
6/4/21, 18:05 - +234 802 971 7134: Relocation or immigration is a choice. My problem is the undeserved optimism.
6/4/21, 18:05 - +234 802 971 7134: WIP
6/4/21, 18:05 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂
6/4/21, 18:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Good one then..
6/4/21, 18:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Make you complete the work
6/4/21, 18:06 - +234 802 971 7134: Anybody I give 2 fucks about i ask about and help anyway I can
6/4/21, 18:06 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s good to be optimistic but it’s beget to have a plan. Naija don pass that level
6/4/21, 18:07 - +234 802 971 7134: Everything conspires to kill you
6/4/21, 18:07 - +234 802 971 7134: My dad was ill and could not get bed space in UCH for over 24 hrs.
6/4/21, 18:07 - +234 802 971 7134: But bed space showed when we called a prof
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 971 7134: A friend lost her dad cos the hospital they rushed him to was waiting to receive alert
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Not that they didn’t pay. Dem no see alert
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Is that a country
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Even forget violence or terrorism
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Dude I lost my dad to the poor healthcare system
6/4/21, 18:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Kai, how sad.
6/4/21, 18:08 - +234 802 474 1100: I know this too well
6/4/21, 18:09 - +234 802 971 7134: My dad has not been able to see doctors for follow up since
6/4/21, 18:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And u still dey defend! Odenigbo🙌🙌🙌🙌
6/4/21, 18:09 - +234 802 971 7134: Had to go back to the same private hospital that almost killed him
6/4/21, 18:09 - +234 802 971 7134: Cos doctors are on strike
6/4/21, 18:09 - +234 802 474 1100: I am not speaking from a place of aloofness

It’s just realism that a call to abandon the country is rooted in emotion and isn’t practical
6/4/21, 18:09 - +234 802 971 7134: Bro pls send your children and your wife. You can remain o
6/4/21, 18:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its OK to have mad love and great optimism for Nigeria. It's a choice.

But then...if you have the knowledge and means at a chance at a possible better future for yourself and kids...take it.

You can then come back to fight for Nigeria...but make sure your family has another option.
6/4/21, 18:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Children get their passport... wife go be their caretaker
6/4/21, 18:10 - +234 802 971 7134: Some people are hell bent on not making it work. So it’s not just a matter of the country being in free fall
6/4/21, 18:10 - +234 802 971 7134: Some body is piloting it and stepping madly on the gas
6/4/21, 18:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I Dey wait for am to send us?
6/4/21, 18:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E go come meet us last last
6/4/21, 18:11 - +234 802 971 7134: I know na. And na why e Dey pain me. Cos somebody to hear you now begin get mind
6/4/21, 18:11 - +234 802 971 7134: Not knowing say bros don plan him own waka
6/4/21, 18:11 - +234 802 474 1100: This same country you want to abandon... a colleague in healthcare brought in a consortium to set up Evercare hospital and Marcelle Ruth Cancer centre.... world class hospitals fa
6/4/21, 18:12 - +234 802 971 7134: Better tell your colleague not to waste his or her time
6/4/21, 18:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How deir diesel cost? Who they hep dem service their machine?
6/4/21, 18:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Has the person secured a plan B for himself and family?...
6/4/21, 18:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... Omo know na... the giving birth in the US thing didn’t appeal to me from the place of fear
6/4/21, 18:13 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: D person probably came from the abroad sef
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 971 7134: A group of medical doctors planned to open a hospital in Edo. All enthusiastic and all
6/4/21, 18:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Or does the perosn have all their eggs and mangoes and whatever in this basket called Nigeria?
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 474 1100: You don dey follow these pastors abi 😃😃
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 971 7134: Na for customs the enthusiasm end
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 971 7134: They held all their equipment.
6/4/21, 18:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Not about pastors...
6/4/21, 18:13 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 971 7134: Killed the dream
6/4/21, 18:13 - +234 802 971 7134: For almost free healthcare o
6/4/21, 18:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Gbam!
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: Prayer knows no distance
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: What God cannot do does not exist
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: I will pray from afar
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: And advice all to do same
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: I repeat the situation is bad!

Absolutely agree!!!

But a blanket call to run away! Nah!
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: But for me and my house
6/4/21, 18:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How far, u fit file for 2nd wife? Asking for a friend
6/4/21, 18:14 - +234 802 971 7134: So what should they do
6/4/21, 18:15 - +234 802 971 7134: As your husband stubborn so I no want make e break my head o
6/4/21, 18:15 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂
6/4/21, 18:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Of course not everyone will run...but what do you stand to gain from staying back...based on the current state of the country?
6/4/21, 18:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “my friend” no go tel lam until she don travel
6/4/21, 18:16 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
6/4/21, 18:16 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 when you calm down I will tell you a personal story!!!!
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: If you do the analysis and it pays you in the long run and fits your plan! Then certainly...

My only problem is the knee jerk mass exodus reaction
6/4/21, 18:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just be telling this story because the calm u r looking for will not show
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: I know the story already 😃
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 802 971 7134: I don’t think any reaction to naija is knee jerk
6/4/21, 18:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Does it pay you in the long run?
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 802 971 7134: Except you’re insulated from the problems
6/4/21, 18:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I dont think the exodus just started today sha
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: A relocation to Canada at this time. Nope
6/4/21, 18:17 - +234 803 075 0650: OK
6/4/21, 18:18 - +234 802 474 1100: I just Dey play o
6/4/21, 18:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Alright
6/4/21, 18:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mtseewwwwww, Odenigbo!
6/4/21, 18:18 - +234 803 075 0650: In Nigeria,  once in a while, I seem to black out, lose sensation in one part of my body and pass out. I'm rushed to the hospital and I often vividly describe the symptoms,  but in all cases, I'm treated for typhoid and malaria and told to rest and then discharged
6/4/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: I told you I knew the story...😀
6/4/21, 18:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ghegeun!!!
6/4/21, 18:19 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg I don’t know carry on!
6/4/21, 18:19 - +234 802 971 7134: I guess it’s different strokes sha
6/4/21, 18:19 - +234 803 075 0650: Two weeks before I came to the US, I'd one of such symptoms and was rushed to the hospital. But I was tested for malaria and typhoid and was both negative. The doctors couldn't deal with my case and invited a senior consultant. I spent almost a week at the hospital but got absolutely no diagnosis. During that time, my BP (I inherited High BP from my family and I'm constantly on medication) was very normal without taking the drugs. The consultant ordered me to stop the drugs.
6/4/21, 18:20 - +234 802 971 7134: But you know say e get how things go bad whatever youre scared of leaving in naija to go start again fit scatter?
6/4/21, 18:20 - +234 803 075 0650: [30/05, 1:44 pm] Chris Akor: Of course I check my BP everyday and I didn't need any doctor to advise me to go back to the drugs after two weeks when my BP started spiking

[30/05, 1:47 pm] Chris Akor: Fast forward to November last year. I was doing my daily jogging as I always do to keep myself healthy. I experienced the numbing symptoms again and almost collapsed. I dragged myself to a point I could sit and was rushed to the Emergency room. Within 30 minutes, I was diagnosed with minor stroke. The tests also showed I've had several episodes before but that if this isn't taken care of, I was heading for a major disaster.

[30/05, 1:48 pm] Chris Akor: Further tests and analyses showed a hole in my heart (from birth) which hasn't been closed as for most people and may be responsible for blood clot and consequent stroke.

[30/05, 1:53 pm] Chris Akor: To cut long story short, I've been on expert medication to manage my condition and Thursday last week, I had a heart procedure to close the hole in my heart.
So, the summary of this long epistle is that living in Nigeria is an extreme sport. 
With all your dreams, patriotism and undying vision to change the country,  you stand the risk of dying suddenly from the minute of health issues

[30/05, 1:54 pm] Chris Akor: I always quarrel with my wife that I won't live outside Nigeria. But right now, I can't sustain that argument anymore because reality has thought me a lesson
[30/05, 2:02 pm] Chris Akor: And truly, I've been given another shot at life here in the US. I will henceforth be more circumspect about living in Nigeria. It's not lack of patriotism or fear or weakness. Sometimes,  it's just because we want to be alive. I believe I'm more useful to Nigeria alive than dead
6/4/21, 18:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E dey Abidjan na, dey advise people to have faith in UAR.
6/4/21, 18:21 - +234 802 971 7134: Na why I say the thing dey pain me
6/4/21, 18:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros... as I sais when we spoke... I’m really glad about this! Truly world class healthcare which we unfortunately don’t have
6/4/21, 18:22 - +234 802 474 1100: But there are maybe almost 100 similar countries in the world where it would have also been undiagnosed for years
6/4/21, 18:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E and govt now wetin be d difference? E go do pass Dino Melaye if e enter senate
6/4/21, 18:22 - +234 802 971 7134: I disagree. Cos dem no even check for anything
6/4/21, 18:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros... this one I no talk am as novice... I work with these healthcare ecosystem indices on a reg
6/4/21, 18:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Everybody has that experience that will make dem say fuck it I’m done. Unfortunately some no Dey survive
6/4/21, 18:24 - +234 802 474 1100: Half the world has poor access to healthcare... 
it is a hefty challenge but one that can only be solved by improving the healthcare systems in those countries... not by abandoning those countries. Cold hard truth
6/4/21, 18:24 - +234 802 971 7134: You are looking at naija from a pan African view
6/4/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Pls immerse yourself as a Nigerian
6/4/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Is misdiagnosis the same as doctors on strike
6/4/21, 18:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Else this one wey white nationalism all across the word is rising... it will become worse when they seem more people from shit hole countries not fixing their countries but coming to enjoy what « they sweated » for
6/4/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Or no you can’t get a bed unless you know someone
6/4/21, 18:25 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How do you "improve the healthcare systems"?
6/4/21, 18:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️ woooooooow. From birth and na for Amrika dem see am. Odenigbo, Probably a gun wielding doctor saved his life
6/4/21, 18:26 - Dee: Let me simplify it for you guys.  Whether you believe naija is going down the drain or not, doesn't change the best decision in this case.

Treat your "Plan B" like condoms. Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
6/4/21, 18:26 - +234 802 971 7134: Which sweat
6/4/21, 18:27 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s the work that has become the core of what I would like to devote myself to! And am doing.

And it’s the same across other sectors! If no skilled people remain to do it... it won’t get done
6/4/21, 18:27 - +234 802 971 7134: Lol
6/4/21, 18:27 - +234 802 474 1100: We’lol keep building countries that’ll never fully integrate us
6/4/21, 18:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I will take the message and leave the choice of example🧐🧐🧐
6/4/21, 18:27 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Are you in Nigeria getting this done?
6/4/21, 18:27 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s not for me. It’s for my kids
6/4/21, 18:28 - Dee: I sha simplified it for "the guys"
6/4/21, 18:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes technically ... it’s all interconnected honestly...
And my colleagues are
6/4/21, 18:30 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄
6/4/21, 18:30 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
6/4/21, 18:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Technically?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 18:30 - +234 802 971 7134: He’s advising to stay in naija on a technicality
6/4/21, 18:33 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m not advising to stay in Nigeria guy...

I don talk am before.

I’m just challenging the single story of the « end of the world » ....
6/4/21, 18:33 - +234 802 474 1100: If you do the analysis and it pays you... certainly
6/4/21, 18:33 - +234 802 971 7134: Your message Dey change color bro
6/4/21, 18:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Me sef confuse
6/4/21, 18:34 - +234 802 474 1100: I don talk am tey tey na
6/4/21, 18:34 - +234 802 474 1100: ☝🏿
6/4/21, 18:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 18:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Perhaps the analysis just happens to fit the plan of a lot of people?🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
6/4/21, 18:35 - +234 802 971 7134: Naija no be knee jerk sha
6/4/21, 18:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Then if that’s correct... no wahala... but not to couch it under the guise of .... « I left just as they were about to bomb Nigeria »
6/4/21, 18:36 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s human nature to run away from what threatens you
6/4/21, 18:36 - +234 802 971 7134: But as you be Okadigbo abi Wetin your wife call you I understand. He who runs lives to fight another day
6/4/21, 18:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I believe most people have done the math and are making the decision based on what they consider best for their families. 

Whether it's an "about to bomb nigeria" reason or not...its what they see as best to do at this time.
6/4/21, 18:37 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
Odenigbo.... a character in half of a yellow sun i think..
6/4/21, 18:38 - +234 802 971 7134: Oh yea. That was Chiwetel
6/4/21, 18:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Agreed... just that they have formed their opinions on only one side of the pessimistic analysis !!! 🤪
6/4/21, 18:38 - +234 802 474 1100: They haven’t read the whole scenario planning document
6/4/21, 18:39 - +234 802 971 7134: I will write to your office to create a branch for you in ApApa. You need to be in the thick of things
6/4/21, 18:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Half of the US believes that there was going to be a civil war last year...

Just to drop this side piece of info
6/4/21, 18:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Believed*
6/4/21, 18:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Those half were red heads that believe Trump is still president and Hillary drinks blood
6/4/21, 18:40 - +234 802 474 1100: The decision is about as good as the information source
6/4/21, 18:40 - +234 802 474 1100: You are making my point
6/4/21, 18:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Na dem Kenneth people na
6/4/21, 18:40 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s the information they wey provided
6/4/21, 18:41 - +234 802 971 7134: Are we provided information about naija or we are seeing and experiencing it?
6/4/21, 18:41 - +234 802 971 7134: 2 different things o
6/4/21, 18:41 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m sure everyone here has multiple nasty stories about naija
6/4/21, 18:41 - +234 802 971 7134: Have you heard how clueless those Red heads are?
6/4/21, 18:42 - +234 802 971 7134: Or even spoken to any of them?
6/4/21, 18:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Watch Fox News for Nasty stories from the other perspective.... real events that show black murderous people and tell me why you won’t believe black people are shit
6/4/21, 18:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Just saying!!! Mass hysteria is a real thing
6/4/21, 18:43 - +234 802 474 1100: We are all not immune
6/4/21, 18:43 - +234 802 971 7134: And I’m saying we are not relying on Fox.  We are living those realities
6/4/21, 18:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Look at it this way...

Possibility A: Nothing happens to Nigeria and everything is fine...no bomb goes off.

Those who left MAY, have a better life, better healthcare etc. OR not do so well financially but still have better standard of loving.

Those who stayed back MAY earn more money from businesses OR things remain as they have been...


Possibility B: Nigeria does get worse.

Plot in the possible scenarios and pock which one is a better option
6/4/21, 18:44 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m not watching AIT to hear about things. I’m experiencing it. Food is expensive. Hospitals non existent
6/4/21, 18:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Tired of typing
6/4/21, 18:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Me too
6/4/21, 18:44 - +234 802 474 1100: I guess that’s why voice chat rooms are becoming a thing
6/4/21, 18:44 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/4/21, 18:45 - +234 802 474 1100: With clubhouse
6/4/21, 18:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Comme lesquels?
6/4/21, 18:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Oh
6/4/21, 18:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Oshey!! Awonfrench speakers 😂😃
6/4/21, 18:46 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its not easy to write TEF and come out sane🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 18:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Had my first town hall meeting with the team today... tried to do it in French!!

I gave myself brain and reverted to English... anybody wey no understand can clarify later
6/4/21, 19:02 - Dee: So In conclusion, almost  everyone on this group sees reasons to relocate..

Eugene wants to stay. 

But for the sake of omo, he will be forced to move as well. Omo can file for him after she gets there. 

So when do we start planning the relocation?
6/4/21, 19:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ayam not understanding how we are comparing deaths...is it acceptable that people are dying needlessly?
6/4/21, 19:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 19:14 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂

Omo knows... we have been having this conversation since when we were dating....
6/4/21, 19:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Meanwhile, your people are banning Twitter and threatening civil war. Issokay oh, Hygiene you can stay
6/4/21, 19:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Neyhon, I will soon buy house with rooms big enough for you, Jidenna and Adanna. You have options 😂
6/4/21, 19:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Omo will what??? Abeg every Odenigbo for himself
6/4/21, 19:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Neyhon! Na UK dey my eye o, cos no roasted corn for Canada, but I never see route for migration wey pay me.
6/4/21, 19:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Roasted corn Dey and ube. Buzz me I’ll teach you
6/4/21, 19:26 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 19:28 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Aaah
6/4/21, 19:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Be like CY don dey save this picture for a day like this 😄
6/4/21, 19:29 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂😂
6/4/21, 19:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How ube reAch
6/4/21, 19:30 - +234 802 971 7134: They sell it frozen
6/4/21, 19:30 - +234 802 971 7134: You just put in hot water
6/4/21, 19:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Importer, exporter tinz
6/4/21, 19:31 - +234 802 971 7134: Lol
6/4/21, 19:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It is impressive sha. Where there is a will...at all at all na im bad pass
6/4/21, 19:32 - +234 802 971 7134: Yes o
6/4/21, 19:34 - +234 802 474 1100: See the corn as e dry!!!

I was considering relocating before but now.... staying put 🤪🤪🤪🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
6/4/21, 19:34 - +234 802 971 7134: Lol
6/4/21, 19:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Iwu idgiot! 😂
6/4/21, 19:37 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 the funny thing is that some years ago I was talking just as you're doing now
6/4/21, 19:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... I’ve been talking like this since we graduated o
6/4/21, 19:39 - +234 803 075 0650: We were the champions of the Africa rising narrative until Nigeria showed us pepper
6/4/21, 19:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Well, I believe I'm more useful to the country alive than dead
6/4/21, 20:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 20:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Now this plan B analogy na im nearly wound me🤣🤣🤣🤣
This captain is not just okay at all. @2348025838458 u r trying walahi😁😁😁
6/4/21, 20:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Brother, we bless God for your lyf
6/4/21, 20:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348127379568 i have been thinking of a second wife to marry for only 2weeks o🤣🤣🤣
6/4/21, 20:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Somebody will be in Abidjan and be believing in Nigeria he only stays in maybe 2days a week. Continue o @2348024741100
6/4/21, 20:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: As long as my citizenship go Pass 2 weeks, “my friend” is interested
6/4/21, 20:34 - +234 802 971 7134: This your friend sha
6/4/21, 21:30 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 21:30 - +234 802 971 7134: Make him send am. I’m sure he’ll bottle it with their incompetence
6/4/21, 22:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂
6/4/21, 22:27 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
6/4/21, 22:34 - +234 802 971 7134: Which kind name be Crowwe Abeg?
6/4/21, 22:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: E be like say na only mouse e de shake today😁😁
6/4/21, 23:15 - Ini Eket: Sounds like cow
6/5/21, 11:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100, @2348030725702 is talking to you on telegram🤣
6/5/21, 11:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Eugene Nigeria😁
6/5/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 11:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Telegram o... I Dey forget say the app Dey my phone o...
6/5/21, 11:36 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
6/5/21, 11:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Btw I posted something on another group and had y’all in mind for the relocation part
6/5/21, 11:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks for that information. It was necessary to hear that.

We have a problem! Everyone on here agrees. Nigeria ain’t right. The way a story is told sometimes justifies the next steps. For some the solution is to relocate, for others it’s burn down the country and yet others it is to get involved and find a solution. Choose your path!
6/5/21, 11:46 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): And for others still, it is to relocate + burn the place down or relocate + find a solution. The options are not mutually exclusive 🤧 Plus some of us are out here chasing money, minding our business 😄
6/5/21, 11:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Avamys wound you there!!
6/5/21, 11:48 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
6/5/21, 11:48 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 that's below the belt man!
6/5/21, 13:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: https://fivefootnomad.com/2020/07/31/cape-verde-affordable-relocation-option-for-nigerians/



Temporary plan B🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
6/5/21, 13:23 - Dee: Hmm, nice beaches.
6/5/21, 13:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 😁😁😁😁
6/5/21, 13:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice... 
now this is a relocation I can support 😀
6/5/21, 13:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Good for business🙂
6/5/21, 13:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Interestingly Cape Verde is one of the countries within my coverage... I can visit for business reasons to explore and report back 😃😃
6/5/21, 13:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: And repair Nigeria from there bah?😁😁
6/5/21, 13:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Na wah o!! Live and let live nah Mama Bella 😃
6/5/21, 13:38 - Dee: The beaches are making sense bah? I support. Visit and reports back.
6/5/21, 13:38 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:40 - Dee: Blueish green waters, good sand, good sun, etc
6/5/21, 13:41 - Dee: Does Glo connect to the internet ?
6/5/21, 13:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Now that’s relocation...

Not to a country of 300m people and 350m guns  @14692437489
6/5/21, 13:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It usually makes an attempt to
6/5/21, 13:42 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 13:42 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/5/21, 13:51 - Dee: 😀
6/5/21, 14:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 300m people - 2 Nwokes abi? Yet u wee still come here abi?😏
6/5/21, 14:15 - +234 803 075 0650: Don't mind him.
6/5/21, 14:17 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
I was forced
6/5/21, 14:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So u better continue to obey that force and say+do the right thing
6/5/21, 14:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Serious tourism opportunities too, thinking I shd go and do masters in tourism and hospitality then go and build mini Dubai there. Shay una go invest?
6/5/21, 14:25 - Dee: Mini Dubai u say? Just come and take my money already.
6/5/21, 14:26 - +234 803 075 0650: But @2348024741100 do you realise diaspora Nigerians are the single most important people in Nigeria right now. Their remittances is higher than Nigeria's combined earnings from oil. The government is begging and even bribing them with N5/dollar to continue sending the dollar home. Can you ever imagine what Nigeria would have become without the billions of dollars diaspora Nigerians send home?
6/5/21, 14:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I hear the president is also quite accessible, my colleagues that went on holiday said they met one of the cabinet members, that one was now gisting with them and asked them to greet Dino as if the way e dey follow dem gist na d way our own politicians dey accessible🤦🏽‍♀️
6/5/21, 14:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Following the argument down the slippery slope ... we should just empty Nigeria, live in other countries and earn even more In diaspora
6/5/21, 14:39 - +234 803 075 0650: That's no argument here. Even 2 million people can't leave. And you know t
6/5/21, 15:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Exactly...
6/5/21, 15:13 - +234 803 075 0650: https://gazettengr.com/breaking-agf-malami-orders-arrest-prosecution-of-nigerians-still-using-twitter/
6/5/21, 15:40 - +234 802 474 1100: Still waiting for this news to be corroborated by another news source... I’m not in escalation mood
6/5/21, 15:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Maybe Twitter 😂
6/5/21, 15:42 - +234 803 075 0650: https://punchng.com/breaking-vpn-fg-orders-prosecution-of-persons-using-twitter/?amp
6/5/21, 15:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai... my post did not age well 😃
6/5/21, 15:43 - +234 803 075 0650: I know its difficult to accept that your government has gone rogue
6/5/21, 15:44 - +234 802 474 1100: They’ve been rogue since 2015 when « smart » young people campaigned for them
6/5/21, 15:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make I begin go airport?
6/5/21, 15:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Time don reach?
6/5/21, 15:45 - +234 803 075 0650: It's always coming in little pieces
6/5/21, 15:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPvSOiOntg7/?utm_medium=copy_link
6/5/21, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: This is the country Eugene is vouching for
6/5/21, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: Na me go find husband for your wife walahi
6/5/21, 16:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Abeg I go send my pissure
6/5/21, 16:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And my statistics
6/5/21, 16:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 40-20-40
6/5/21, 16:05 - +234 802 474 1100: CY o... you sha only hear the one wey you wan hear 😀😂

When did I vouch for Nigeria? 

I say things don spoil.... Na the next action we disagree on nah
6/5/21, 16:07 - +234 802 971 7134: You Dey package the country one kind na. Based on on African statistics
6/5/21, 16:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... I don give am permission... then me I go Dey use back door enter house collect 😂😂
6/5/21, 16:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 16:20 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
6/5/21, 16:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw, @2348127379568 i have a husband for u o....private chat for stat and dtails.....
So that @2348024741100 wee not start getting mad from here
6/5/21, 16:25 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol…abeg give dem my address. I’ve made more tweets today than any other day😁
6/5/21, 16:41 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 this is how you destroy a country - when you think critics are just making noise for nothing. The government ultimately gets emboldened and go on a destruction spree. So long as the citizens can't stop it, it will continue until it destroys the society or remake it in its image.
6/5/21, 16:48 - +234 803 075 0650: The moment I knew this government was evil was around 2017 when I got to learn Buhari's media aide (Femi Adesina) was putting pressure on BusinessDay to fire me and when he didn't succeed, started threatening the organization that the government won't do business with it again
6/5/21, 16:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Another angu: the timing and rationale behind the twitter ban is to take attention away from other critical issues - kidnapping, tribalist threat the president issued, herdsmen, 2 months court strike
6/5/21, 16:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You know we have short term memory in this country
6/5/21, 16:54 - +234 803 075 0650: It can't take attention away o. It's the government going rogue. They don't care. There's nothing anybody can do really. We're trapped with this government
6/5/21, 16:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Another misinterpretation of my stand...
My stand is simple... much like what the US went through. We elected the wrong person, unfortunately twice... but we get a chance in a couple of years to make a better choice...

All other screams to go and die on the streets right now does not change the fact that we elect in a couple of years. This is the underlying fact that the democrats got quite clearly the past 4yrs
6/5/21, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: In the meantime let us make progress on enablers of a better choice... better healthcare, education reform within the framework of the government we have now.. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
6/5/21, 16:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Eugene oh, stop drawing parallels between US democracy and Naija democracy! In the US, there are systems and institutional structures that function
6/5/21, 16:58 - +234 802 474 1100: The outrage is nice! Needed! But anyone involved should have thy context in mind... it is a means towards changing public opinion and possibly electing better
6/5/21, 16:58 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Not saying everyone should go die on the street. But saying that we get our chance to make a change in 2 years is trivializing the issue at hand
6/5/21, 16:58 - +234 802 474 1100: What is the counter proposal?
6/5/21, 16:59 - +234 802 474 1100: I like to boil down complex issues to strategic scenarios and decisions... less emotion
6/5/21, 16:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Help me see what other options exist... possibly my blindside
6/5/21, 17:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus this outrage worked well to make change public opinion against Jonathan... too well infact... it’s an age old truism
6/5/21, 17:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I am not making a counter proposal. I am saying deal with the Nigerian democracy as it is not as you wish it to be. Start with history + the governments you ruling party use as a model then make your projections from there. We are a federalist state in name only
6/5/21, 17:00 - +234 802 474 1100: And I agree
6/5/21, 17:01 - +234 802 474 1100: It still comes down to the actions people take... what action? Are we asking our people to take for their future? That’s the only thing we CAN do
6/5/21, 17:03 - +234 802 474 1100: But I can’t help but use Trump as an example. At some point you have to accept that your outrage is only to hold the fort until you CAN change the situation within the framework of the laws you have
6/5/21, 17:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Why are grown adults who should be able to educate themselves politically waiting for others to tell them which way to lean? In the America you speak of, for better or worse, people have their own political convictions. In Nigeria, na to jump from one incident to the next. Come 2023, the it will still be a mess! We never ready
6/5/21, 17:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Buhari and his people are looking to China as worthy partners and possibly political role model for how a government deals with its people. So yes, wait for the constitutional opportunity which is elections. But know that it is not that straightforward. Who would be the candidates for presidency in 2023? Do we have an inkling? If no, how does that inspire hope for a change?
6/5/21, 17:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Abeg, make I face my weekend chilling
6/5/21, 17:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Again I agree it isn’t perfect...

But I still hear no other options; beyond the running away bit...
6/5/21, 17:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): We never even face local and state government...
6/5/21, 17:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): So instead of thinking what the likely alternatives could be, you don't. Na to follow path of least resistance I.e.wait for elections? And when that doesn't work, we chill and wait another four years?
6/5/21, 17:13 - +234 802 474 1100: You never talk the option na
6/5/21, 17:14 - Dee: We could shoot all of them. From the president down to the local government chairman.  Also include past leaders for the past 10 years. Start afresh. 

That is am option.
6/5/21, 17:14 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I can admit that I have not and probably will not spend energy to figure out what the effective Nigeria solution is. Can you?
6/5/21, 17:14 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀😀😂

Just in case anyone is monitoring this chat... I don’t know him o
6/5/21, 17:15 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): As a Catholic with the consciousness that murder is a sin, I will seriously consider investing in this venture 😄
6/5/21, 17:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... you are afraid to say it!!
Any solution lies after electoral change.

Except you are one of those that believe in wars and strife. That’s the only other option
6/5/21, 17:18 - Dee: 😀 I don't know myself either. 

But I have options if it gets to that.

 I can always claim a gorilla took my phone and sent those messages. 

Or a snake swallowed my phone and used it's stomach muscles to send the message. 

Or I could faint during questioning. 

Or put my entire body from head to toe in a cast. Leaving only my mouth open. cos man gast eat. 

I have options. I will go free.
6/5/21, 17:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It's amazing how you alone know what's in my mind Eugene 😄. What I have is a complete loss of faith in the electoral process
6/5/21, 17:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
6/5/21, 17:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
6/5/21, 17:20 - Dee: I promise we will do sign of the cross,before we shoot them. Bless it and all.
6/5/21, 17:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I like how you have plans Dee
6/5/21, 17:21 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I'll just tell myself the lies those crusaders told themselves way back: it is God's work 🤧
6/5/21, 17:24 - Dee: 😀😀 you know, I can actually make that work. Claim we are doing God's work. 

If some Nigerians could believe Trump was the messiah, sent by God to deliver us from  demons, I can definitely pull this off.
6/5/21, 17:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Election is but a single step in the democratic and electoral value chain. There are series of steps before and after elections citizens ought to take to safeguard their democracy. If these aren't done, elections lose their meaning and become only a means of legitimizing tyrannical rule
6/5/21, 17:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😃 Ah! Humanity is a case study. Nigerians even more so
6/5/21, 17:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Agreed tooo
6/5/21, 17:58 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigerians aren't doing enough except the occasional burst of protests. Jonathan being the gentleman, deliberately enhanced those processes and that was why we were able to kick him out in the first place. With this man, it is not possible to achieve any democratic goal
6/5/21, 18:04 - Dee: Hmmm, not sure "Gentleman " is the word I would use to describe him. He was just as corrupt as this current government
6/5/21, 18:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Unfortunately we have to.

Various electoral laws that stifle voting and turnout across the world occur. But still the electoral process needs to be followed. This is ours! We need to own it and still make the changes despite our reality.
6/5/21, 18:06 - +234 803 075 0650: Well, what I know is that there are people within his government that were stupendously corrupt and he didn't do anything about them. But he clearly wanted to build institutions. He wanted Nigerians to really chose their leaders and not just vote
6/5/21, 18:20 - +234 803 075 0650: And our main problem is the absence or weakness of strong institutions. It means also that Jonathan was the most genuine leader we've ever had in Nigeria, because he worked genuinely to build institutions. But we were more obsessed with corruption than the real problem. Now, every institution has simply been destroyed and we must start from afresh if we ever have the chance again
6/5/21, 18:22 - +234 803 075 0650: The funny thing is that the mega corruption going on now dwarfs anything we saw during Jonathan's time. But we can't even make noise again because we've been beaten to submission
6/5/21, 18:29 - +234 803 075 0650: How can you complain about corruption when your very life is at risk of being yanked away any minute, when kidnappers are prowling the streets to grab you at the earliest opportunity and when there'sre threats of wars everywhere?
6/5/21, 18:30 - +234 803 075 0650: This is what is called ONE CHANCE
6/5/21, 19:31 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 19:31 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 19:31 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 19:31 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/5/21, 19:32 - +234 802 971 7134: For @2348024741100
6/5/21, 20:57 - +234 802 474 1100: Bruv... unfortunately as with my in laws who live in the US, I honestly think that you only have the views you see on social media. And it amplifies the fear and dread.

Trust me, the majority of Nigerians on ground see that document for what it is... shenanigans
6/7/21, 15:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yo, I'm going to the office tomorrow for the first time in over a year. First problem: I don't even know where my access badge is 🤣
6/7/21, 15:36 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂
6/7/21, 15:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Good problem🤣🤣
6/7/21, 15:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How i just wish this work from home wee not end🙈
6/7/21, 15:53 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga do and go to Washington 🤪🤪🤪🤪
6/7/21, 15:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Evil everywhere....chai
6/7/21, 16:02 - +234 803 075 0650: You'll be in Melbourne enjoying wages of Seattle. My friend go back to your place of work🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
6/7/21, 16:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: You get cloth?
6/7/21, 16:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This is a key kweshun! 😄
6/7/21, 16:24 - Dee: 😀 u will still look for shoe, bag, makeup, wake up late, get to the office late, and then remember you left your something vital at home. Don't even try to fight it.
6/7/21, 16:25 - Dee: Stop reminding her na. We won't have anything to laugh about tomorrow now.
6/7/21, 18:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 this Dee is evil oh! My God will vindicate me
6/7/21, 18:08 - Dee: 😁😁
6/8/21, 08:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
6/8/21, 08:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣
6/8/21, 08:44 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I don't even know why I bothered to make up. Who e epp?
6/8/21, 08:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Which make up plix? I hope it’s not lipgloss u r referring to?
6/8/21, 08:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Or u mean mask up?
6/8/21, 08:45 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I rub vaseline on my face. That is make up, no? 😄
6/8/21, 08:46 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Idgiot! 🤣
How you wan see the makeup with mask na?
6/8/21, 08:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ oh yes, na him Oluchi take win face of Africa 🙄🙄🙄
6/8/21, 08:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: What did you forget?
6/8/21, 09:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): So far, nothing. But the day is still young 😄
6/8/21, 18:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/8/21, 18:33 - +234 803 075 0650: When are those people in Seattle ending remote work sef😏😏😏😏
6/8/21, 18:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehen....i knew he will come and say this. 😈 everywhere
6/8/21, 18:35 - +234 803 075 0650: I just asked a harmless question na🤷🏻‍♀️
6/8/21, 18:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make e take pain you more: 
I am working remote from Houston TX for another 8days🤣
6/8/21, 18:36 - +234 803 075 0650: 😏😏😏😏😏😏
6/8/21, 18:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Rubbish
6/8/21, 18:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Afterall, you work remote from the America for Business Day in Nigeria🤣🤣🤣
6/8/21, 18:37 - +234 803 075 0650: No. I'm on exile here🤪
6/8/21, 18:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/8/21, 18:43 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤭🤭🤭
6/9/21, 14:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/9/21, 14:49 - +234 803 075 0650: He's congratulating a banana republic for destroying its institutions. But Twitter banned him while he was still president. What did he do? Nothing; because the US is not a banana republic
6/9/21, 19:06 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57399288.amp
6/10/21, 05:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigeria is unravelling; but this time, we’re on our own
Christopher Akor
If, as all political scientists agree, the most distinctive characteristic of the state is the monopoly of the use of force, then Nigeria has failed. It is buffeted by insecurity from all sides. The ragtag but deadly terrorist group, Boko Haram (now routed and supplanted by the deadlier but well organised Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP)) have held sway in the northeast, effectively challenging the legitimacy of the state. Across the entire northwest, bandits roam the states killing, terrorising and kidnapping people unchallenged. Marauding Fulani herdsmen have laid siege to the peoples across north central Nigeria massacring them at will even as the government conveniently looks away and threatens the people being killed to give up their land or face more killings.  In other parts of the country, kidnapping for ransom is the new normal.
  Even as the military is stretched tin and has shown clear signs of incompetence and incapacity to make a dent on the insecurity in the country, a politically and emotionally insensitive president has been stocking the flames of disunity by his appointments, policies and uncouth utterances.   For instance, while killings by Islamic terrorists, Fulani herdsmen and kidnappings have continued unchallenged, the government has deployed disproportionate and lethal force in dealing with an irritating but otherwise peaceful group of separatists in the south east of the country. Since 2017, it has employed extrajudicial murders and assassinations in trying to suppress the group - Independent People of Biafra (IPOB). The unintended consequences was that the government turned the leader of the group – someone considered rude, tactless and a rabble-rouser – into a hero and the group has now taken up arms against the state, worsening the insecurity in the country. Even the relatively peaceful southwest region is currently being racked by separatist agitations.
It is not just security alone. Virtually all socio-economic indices rank Nigeria as one of the worst run countries on earth. The economy has gone into recession a record third time in six years.  In 2018, the country overtook India as the World Poverty Capital with a record 87 million of its citizens living in extreme poverty and six Nigerians slipping into extreme poverty every minute. Unemployment rate is the second highest globally at 33.3% with youth unemployment at a record-breaking 54.40%. The country also has the highest number of out of school children in the world at 13.2 million, and has one of the worst maternal mortality rate and health outcomes globally. The fragile state index ranked Nigeria 12th with a score of 98.0 while the relatively new Chandler Good Governance Index ranks it 102 out of 104, making it the third worst governed country in the world. Nigeria currently is like the state of nature where life is nasty, brutish and short. Functionally or empirically, the Nigerian state has failed. It remains a state today only because of juridical recognition.
 
Changing priorities
Despite the worsening security and economic conditions however, the government is more interested in regulating and banning social media, outlawing protests and dissents, shrinking the civic space, dismantling all democratic institutions and becoming an authoritarian government.
Luckily for it and unlike previous times, there has been a shift or change in priorities by Western countries. Since the early 1990s, the West has forced through an era of democratisation that saw the dismantling of many authoritarian systems in Africa. They kept the pressure on Nigeria and other laggard countries to ensure their fragile democracies work and that they respect human rights. However, recent events and the internal politics of Western countries, which is being heavily influenced by a resurgence of far right ideology, have shifted their priorities to immigration, counterterrorism and China. The Trump administration heralded this shift when it jettisoned America’s long-held foreign policy goals of promoting democracy and human rights for his ‘America First’ policy. Nowhere is this felt more than in relations with Mexico where Trump got Mexico to guard its border with the US and prevent the influx of Central Americans in exchange for America staying out of its business completely.
Authoritarian systems took note and are exploiting this to the fullest. Turkey, for instance, has perfected the art of threatening the European Union with the release of hundreds of thousands of Middle Eastern refugees it is harbouring into the EU in the event of any disagreement. Of course, this sends the EU into hysteria.
Last month, after Spain allowed Brahim Ghali, leader of the Polisario Front, which campaigns for the independence of Western Sahara, into the country to be treated for Covid-19, Morocco got angry and sent Spain a warning by allowing over 8000 African migrants to cross into the Spanish town of Ceuta unimpeded. Spain and the EU went into panic, sending soldiers to contain the situation. Ghali promptly left Spain to placate Morocco.
Similarly, the US and EU, which have always pushed for a democratic transfer of power through credible elections in Congo DR chose to maintain stability over promoting democracy by accepting the results of an obviously rigged election in 2018.
 
Going rogue
The changing priority of the West and the Covid-19 lockdown encouraged the Nigerian government, which had always been flirting with authoritarianism all along, to go the whole hog. Haven gotten away with the October 20, 2020 massacre of protesters at Lekki, it is now baring its fangs on the rest of society, desperately trying to put an end even to the appearances of freedoms and rights guaranteed by the constitution. Virtually all democratic institutions (from the courts to parliaments) have been upended and function only to affirm the wishes of the government. There are no pretences anymore. Rumours of martial law and suspension of the constitution are everywhere. And like Turkey, Morocco and Mexico, the Nigerian government is using its huge population (over 209 million) and the massive global immigration catastrophe it could cause to blackmail the US, UK and EU into silence or inaction.  Even with the country coming apart at the seams, the government’s control of oil resources will still give it enough resources to continue to control the army and play an outsized role in the coming bedlam. No wonder despite fighting unwinnable wars on many fronts already, Buhari is still threatening war on the Southeast for daring to nurse separatist feelings.
Nigerians fighting for democracy and the respect of human rights have been accustomed to receiving strong support and help from the US, UK and EU. This time however, no such help is forthcoming. Priorities in these countries have changed and they will prefer stability to the promotion of democracy or human rights. For the first time since the end of the Cold War, we are on our own and must fight our battles ourselves.  
6/10/21, 20:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Behave yourself.....PMB 2021
6/10/21, 20:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Abeg Chris... Our president is mad! Handle him like a madman! He’s leaving in less than 2yrs... we can make it! We will make it.

Just watched his “pre-recorded” Arise news interview. And even in that one, they couldn’t edit out his ignorance 😀
6/10/21, 20:42 - +234 803 075 0650: I like your optimist that he will leave in 2 years time. But from his actions, I'm not so sure.
6/10/21, 20:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah... he will! It’s not optimism...
He won’t go easily like Trump, but he will
6/10/21, 20:44 - +234 802 474 1100: He won’t go easily, like trump...

Lemme put comma to make the sense I want to make 😀
6/10/21, 20:45 - +234 803 075 0650: OK. Wait until 6 months to election and they orchestrate a crisis and declare state of emergency  and suspend the constitution
6/10/21, 20:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah... of course nothing is impossible under the sun.

But this is a very unlikely scenario considering we have more power hungry leaders around 😀😀
6/10/21, 20:47 - +234 803 075 0650: Roll in the military and all of them will retreat into their shell. Most of them are spineless cowards o
6/10/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Maybe if Donald Trump is sworn-in in August.... likelihood increases 😃😃
6/10/21, 20:48 - +234 803 075 0650: The only people that guarantee our democracy- US, UK & the EU are no longer interested in the promotion of democracy
6/10/21, 20:49 - +234 803 075 0650: All the Nigerians jumping up and down as Democrats are just noisemakers. The real people behind our democracy are the west
6/10/21, 20:50 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s quite a claim man. I see you alluded to it in your write up. I guess they only started upholding “our democracy” after Abacha? 🤨

They have considerable influence, but nah, it’s ours to uphold, imperfect as it is...
6/10/21, 20:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Without them, Abacha wouldn't be gone, Abdulsalami wouldn't have handed over. The sanctions had effectively squeezed the government to a point of submission. And the west joined the opposition openly in subverting military rule. No foreign investment into Nigeria. Everything was stagnant and the only condition that is acceptable to them is return to democracy. See how Nigeria opened up the moment Obasanjo was sworn in....
6/10/21, 20:54 - +234 803 075 0650: INEC, political parties .... every of our democratic institution was influenced by the west
6/10/21, 20:56 - +234 803 075 0650: The same thing happened in Ghana and most African countries. Study about the wave of Democratisation
6/10/21, 20:58 - +234 802 474 1100: They really took their time then. All of 5yrs! 

I am on the same range on the spectrum with your point. They wield considerable influence. 

Just consider reviewing the claim about them guaranteeing our democracy and being the “real people” behind our democracy 
In the write up you used “strong support “ and I could live with that.
6/10/21, 21:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Anyways....
Our king has run mad...
Deal with him from that perspective...


And if he threatens not to leave in two years. Well that’s a different game with different rules. But until then.... we’ve got a mad king
6/10/21, 21:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/10/21, 21:05 - Ini Eket: Meanwhile, what options exist in Lagos or Abuja or any other Naija city for a 3 to 5 day getaway, as its still looking like it will be a local vacation this summer...
6/10/21, 21:06 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My house, ur house, Benedict’s house, Deji’s house, should I go on?
6/10/21, 21:06 - +234 803 075 0650: Go and read the wind of Democratisation in Africa. It's well studied and documented in Democratisation literature
6/10/21, 21:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wereey🤣🤣🤣
6/10/21, 21:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: As American na ur house normal, we need get Naija option na🤣🤣🤣
6/10/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kolo.com 🤣
6/10/21, 21:08 - Ini Eket: Great, which one can accommodate like 5 families 😁
6/10/21, 21:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: We can actually do a road trip to casa del papa o
6/10/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ki n je be jo?
6/10/21, 21:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ah we go combine all d houses
6/10/21, 21:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Brb
6/10/21, 21:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Again i say mad....@2348024741100 coman carry ds wife of urs pls😁
6/10/21, 21:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPF12i6nxnt/?utm_medium=share_sheet
6/10/21, 21:11 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
6/10/21, 21:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPse1Asnlq_/?utm_medium=share_sheet
6/10/21, 21:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So is this tru Ajala? Cos ds dates i am seeing has either passed or is about to pass
6/10/21, 21:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Naaaa, we can book by ourselves na, I just know say na dia I see am
6/10/21, 21:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make I go find am sef
6/10/21, 21:14 - Ini Eket: Kkz, cos am sure August side is more like it
6/10/21, 21:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: https://instagram.com/casadelpaparesortspa?utm_medium=copy_link
6/10/21, 21:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I vote the week of Aug 9th
6/10/21, 21:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dis is serious
6/10/21, 21:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: At least at that time we can confidently (but sadly) say 3yrs after we formed this group (or after we came together) we have successfully had 1 Vacation together
6/10/21, 21:20 - Ini Eket: Fine by me too 😁😁👍
6/10/21, 21:21 - Ini Eket: E no go better for covid
6/10/21, 21:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Before covid nko? There was 2yrs b4 that o😁
6/10/21, 21:32 - +234 802 474 1100: 😅 Allow sleeping viruses rest na
6/10/21, 21:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Am sorry, i didn't know they were resting😁
6/10/21, 21:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Well aug sha… we go dey..
6/10/21, 22:14 - Ini Eket: 👍👍
6/10/21, 22:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: We go dey another place🙈🙈🙈😭😭😭
6/10/21, 22:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Make we look sha, perhaps there can be miracu!
6/12/21, 08:46 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
6/12/21, 08:49 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
6/12/21, 08:49 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/12/21, 08:50 - +234 802 474 1100: The dollar is taking a beating too!!
6/12/21, 08:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Looks like we’ll be chasing the yen soon as our safe haven
6/12/21, 08:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Bitcoins in a slump😌
6/12/21, 08:51 - +234 803 075 0650: Bros, you like reveling in false equivalences all the time. If you achieve a 5% inflation rate in Nigeria, you'll declare a national public holiday to celebrate
6/12/21, 08:52 - +234 802 474 1100: There you go making a connection I didn’t explicitly make 😂😂
6/12/21, 08:53 - +234 803 075 0650: Assumptions aren't stated. They're not.
6/12/21, 08:53 - +234 803 075 0650: That's why they're assumptions
6/12/21, 08:53 - +234 802 474 1100: You’ve used the right word now... assumptions
6/12/21, 08:53 - +234 802 474 1100: Care to throw it out into the universe first to confirm?
6/12/21, 08:54 - +234 802 474 1100: It was just coincidental that I was reading that post when your cartoon post came in...

Nothing more. At least on my end.
6/12/21, 08:55 - +234 803 075 0650: But that is the building bloc of your argument and it is my duty to mention it. If the assumption is wrong, your argument  is also necessarily wrong
6/12/21, 08:55 - +234 802 474 1100: What’s my argument again?
6/12/21, 08:56 - +234 803 075 0650: That the dollar is taking a beating
6/12/21, 08:56 - +234 802 474 1100: I thought that was a fact I was simply sharing.
6/12/21, 08:57 - +234 802 474 1100: I shared inflation rate data. 
And then stated that the dollar was also taking a beating
6/12/21, 08:57 - +234 803 075 0650: No it's not. It's an opinion. Higher inflation figure was expected especially coming out of the pandemic
6/12/21, 09:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok..
So look I shared two bits of info.
1. The inflation rate is at 5% - fact
2: the dollar is taking a beating - you can look up data and forecasts on dollar performance against other currencies ... it’s not an opinion based comment.. they are eaither true of false
6/12/21, 09:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Sequence of events - your cartoon.
I laughed.
Then said btw - by the way ..... a segue into another conversation. 😜.
The perceived equivalence is not on me 🤪... it’s on you
6/12/21, 09:05 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga, it's still 3am here. I still have like 4 hours' sleep to catch. I'll answer you properly when I wake up🤪
6/12/21, 09:06 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤪
6/12/21, 15:40 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/12/21, 15:41 - +234 803 075 0650: No mind am o. I no know why him dey do sme sme 🤪
6/12/21, 16:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thank you bro..... i will not respond to the license you are talking about yet cos @2348127379568 fit never heal finish🤭🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
6/12/21, 16:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros u better nor follow Eugene o, we have 2 each and u still de 1 o
6/12/21, 16:10 - +234 803 075 0650: How many times will I tell you? I'm unemployed na. You can't compere me to you or @2348024741100. You people are large 🤪🤪🤪
6/12/21, 16:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Guy u de yankee, even if we try to believe that u r unemployed, America govt will not fail you
6/12/21, 16:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Do the do....score the score
6/12/21, 16:19 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
6/12/21, 16:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Leave me out of this one o...
Madam don talk say she no mind 2nd wife/surrogate if I continue the conversation 😀
6/12/21, 16:23 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 Na you we Dey celebrate today.... don’t distract us...

Twins fall on you!!
6/12/21, 16:23 - +234 803 075 0650: Amen!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/12/21, 16:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy wedding anniversary @14692437489 . More blessings on your family
6/12/21, 16:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Better person, thank you jare
6/12/21, 16:25 - +234 803 075 0650: So me and Eugene no be better people abi?🤪
6/12/21, 16:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It is you who say so
6/12/21, 16:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Me I don’t feel attacked o... 
Probably just referring to you 🤪
6/12/21, 16:33 - +234 803 075 0650: OK o. I wish you happy anniversary and like @2348024741100 may twins fall on you🤭
6/12/21, 16:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/12/21, 16:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): My guy! Happy wedding anniversary oh. If you are planning twins, sha born the one you will name after me. T for Tenks 🍾🥂
6/12/21, 17:25 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Happy anniversary @14692437489 . My own is let those sharing twins upandan sha not be living in Naija, bye bye!
6/12/21, 17:30 - Dee: Happy anniversary Padi
6/13/21, 14:04 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
6/13/21, 14:58 - Dee: 😀 that is certainly not a demon. The guy is just doing as the lord commanded him to do when he wants sth. 

After all, Mat 7:7 says, and I quote :  

"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened" 

Nothing about the number of times you can "ask" "seek" or "knock" there. So why is she seeing "demons" about "opening" when my guy is "knocking"?
6/13/21, 15:25 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 Judy aya Dee, how market? 🏃🏽‍♀️
6/13/21, 15:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Preach it preacher!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Na this kain Bible study class you dey always dey very active inside😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/13/21, 15:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️
6/13/21, 15:36 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/13/21, 15:36 - Dee: 😀 we all have to start memorizing the Bible from somewhere na
6/13/21, 15:37 - Dee: 😀
6/13/21, 15:37 - +234 803 075 0650: Correct🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/13/21, 15:37 - Dee: 😀 Abi na
6/13/21, 15:39 - +234 803 075 0650: For seminary them teach us say the motivation no matter.  Just come to Jesus. 🤪
6/13/21, 15:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehehe
6/13/21, 15:46 - Ini Eket: Glory glory
6/13/21, 19:01 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/13/21, 19:08 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Yo, Israel has changed govt oh
6/13/21, 19:09 - +234 803 075 0650: It was time they kicked the war mongering Bibi out.
6/13/21, 19:09 - Dee: After 12 years. E reach.
6/13/21, 19:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice...
One of the benefits of building your own brand of democracy
6/13/21, 19:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
6/13/21, 19:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/13/benjamin-netanyahu-ousted-israel-prime-minister-coalition-12-years
6/13/21, 19:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah... it forces politicians to have to compromise... and I think at least reflect the spectrum rather than binary opinions
6/13/21, 19:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 👍🏼
6/13/21, 19:16 - Dee: Ultimately, we will have to wait and see what happens but this Bennett will likely not get along with the Palestinians.
6/13/21, 19:19 - +234 803 075 0650: This coalition government of  divergent and opposing ideology was driven by one sole aim - get Bibi out at all cost. But I don't see the government lasting. It could collapse any day from squabbles. Any one or two lawmakers withdraw and the government collapses. Bibi may be out for now, but I see him mounting a comeback soon
6/13/21, 19:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Another angle is interaction with and perception from other world leaders - one person is there for 2 years, how are you sure your understanding will be upheld in the following 2 years? Also, what happens in the next election? Still power sharing or these two will be at each other's throats (if they last)
6/13/21, 19:29 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): But, it is a new model. Na to siddon look, see how it plays out
6/13/21, 19:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I agree the motivation was to get the oga patapata put of office first
6/13/21, 19:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It was a close one too...
6/13/21, 19:36 - Dee: Interesting times ahead
6/13/21, 20:46 - +234 802 474 1100: I know say na vacation club be this 😀

But just in case someone is interested in listening to philosophical argument on taxation... following on the Global tax agreement that was in the news recently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000wsg1
6/13/21, 21:08 - +234 803 075 0650: I listened to this debate yesterday and it was very exciting. But sadly it doesn't apply to us. In Nigeria, even the market women is overtaxed but sadly little or nothing of the tax reaches the government coffers. So we can't even debate the morality of tax in our context. It's just organized robbery
6/13/21, 21:12 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀 Truly exciting I agree

Prof Chris! Ever ready to put down Nigeria 😀😃🏃🏾🏃🏾

Disclaimer: I did not bring Nigeria into the matter o, you did.

But taking you up on the statement: two questions: which taxes do market women pay? 2. What do you mean by it doesn’t reach government coffers
6/13/21, 21:16 - +234 803 075 0650: All sorts of taxes. Daily even 😏😏😏
6/13/21, 21:17 - +234 802 474 1100: And then  a point on the comment that it doesn’t apply to us. It certainly does, there have been a few proposals and the Finance Bill 2021 with changes to taxation rates and laws is currently in the senate I believe. Massive repercussions for our tax system I think. The bill could benefit from robust debates such as this

You remind us that nations are built in between elections. Taxation is one of those such institutions! And please don’t bring the argument that money is not being used properly in Nigeria. 🙄
6/13/21, 21:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oya enter house, I Dey find u
6/13/21, 21:21 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga I know the nexus between taxation and the social contract. Believe me. My point is that we don't even have the capacity to collect and remit the taxes so collected. We rather hire agents to do the collection for us and it's anything they remit that we take as paid taxes even if it is 5% of the tax collected or even 0%
6/13/21, 21:23 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m  exorcising demons 👽
6/13/21, 21:25 - Dee: 😀
6/13/21, 21:26 - Dee: Mba not that kind of demons. Enter house first. Someone dey find you.😁
6/13/21, 21:27 - +234 802 474 1100: Agreed yeah.

Hopefully we improve faster.
6/13/21, 21:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just leave am, e no know say the demon wey Jesus commit from Mary Magdalene promiscuous pass Miles Monroe own
6/13/21, 21:27 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/13/21, 21:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thanks my guy. I have one more shot. If it is a girl then your request will be granted....so pray harder
6/13/21, 21:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thank you plenty...@447788152190 they are calling ur name o
6/13/21, 21:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thanks our only captain
6/13/21, 21:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok. Two girls... Amen
6/13/21, 21:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We don commot the sperm and egg wey de cause twins tay tay
6/14/21, 12:27 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/14/21, 13:53 - Ini Eket: Lol, this video always cracks me up
6/17/21, 15:22 - +234 803 075 0650: ‘Lifeless’ Buhari finally wins Trump’s admiration!!!

Christopher Akor

The first and only time former President Trump met Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari  in April 2018 at the White House, Trump was so disappointed that, according to the Financial Times, he told “aides he never wanted to meet someone so lifeless again.” However, things have since changed and Buhari is now a model for Trump. This much was apparent in a statement from Trump on June 8 congratulating Nigeria “who just banned Twitter because they banned their President.”
Trump was naturally elated with the news that Nigeria promptly banned Twitter after it deleted a tweet by the Nigerian President for violating its policy on hate speech. Both Twitter and Facebook banned Trump from their networks for his role in the January 6 insurrection and storming of the Capitol. Even before then, Twitter was constantly deleting hateful, inaccurate and false tweets promoting disinformation and conspiracy theories by the then President and warned it may eventually suspend his account entirely after he leaves office. However, they felt he crossed the line on January 6th. While Twitter permanently banned Trump, Facebook, after recourse to its own “Supreme Court” of sorts, limited Trump’s ban to two years.
Even as President, Trump repeatedly made attempts to repeal section 230 of the 1996 United States Communications Decency Act that shields social media companies such as Twitter, Facebook and Google from liability for content their users post. He even signed an executive order attempting to curb some of the protections offered by section 230. Supporters of the law argued that it had allowed tech companies to flourish. Trump’s order was challenged in court and stalled. Trump made a final attempt to force Congress to repeal Section 230 by vetoing the National Defense Authorisation Act (NDAA), the annual defence funding bill. But in an extraordinary New Year’s Day session (2021), the Republican controlled Senate, an otherwise loyal and even subservient branch that has enabled virtually all Trump’s shenanigans and twice shielded and protected him from removal from office, easily overrode the veto, dismissing Trump’s objections to the $740 billion spending bill and handed him a stinging rebuke just weeks before he vacated the White House – the very first veto override in his presidency.
Long before that, Trump also attempted to ban or block new downloads of Chinese-owned short video-sharing app WeChat and TikTok, over national security concerns but, in reality, because users of the apps conspired to embarrass him and scuttled his grand rally at the height of the Coronavirus Pandemic in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Trump issued executive orders that were immediately blocked by the courts and recently withdrawn by the Biden administration.  
Before the crackdown, Twitter has been Trump’s most potent weapon against his opponents, news outlets and those who criticise him. He used it to devastating effect, sending out early morning and late-evening posts in flurries. In fact, he owes his rise to the presidency to Twitter and Facebook. In an interview in Fox Business in 2017, Trump acknowledged that fact and was effusive with his praise for Twitter and Facebook. “I doubt I would be here if it weren’t for social media, to be honest with you.”   Even amidst demands by leaders of the Republican party for him to rein in his Twitter usage, he said Twitter is a “tremendous platform” that allows him to bypass unfair media coverage and speak directly to voters and his supporters. “Twitter is like a typewriter – when I put it out, you put it immediately on your show”, he told the host on Fox Business network. “When somebody says something about me, I am able to go bing, bing, bing and I take care of it. The other way, I would never get the word out”. Many American politicians, policy experts, diplomats and administrators lived in constant fear of Trump’s twitter rants, not knowing what American long held policies, principles, alliance or practices was going to be under attack or jeopardised by Trump’s twitter rank. A good example was when American diplomats were in Qatar negotiating with the Taliban on America’s conditions for withdrawal from Afghanistan. Trump went on Twitter to announce American withdrawal from Afghanistan, undercutting the negotiators and strengthening the hands of the Taliban.
When Twitter eventually banned him and with his failure to abrogate Section 230, he promised to launch his own social media network. In May 2021, he launched his platform: “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump”. It was configured like Twitter but hosted a running blog of commentary. Less than a month later, it was shut down permanently due to low patronage. He’s still struggling to find a popular social media platform to use.
What joy it would have been then for Trump that Buhari was able to do what he couldn’t do. Within just two days of Twitter deleting his tweet, Buhari has ordered the shutdown of Twitter in Nigeria, got all internet providers to remove the app from their holdings and threatened citizens who still use the site with prosecution. Trump was euphoric! He even called on more countries to ban Twitter and Facebook for not allowing free and open speech. And as usual, he went on to lie that “perhaps, I should have done it while I was president. But Zukerberg kept calling me and coming to the White House for dinner telling me how great I was.”
Obviously, Trump cannot unilaterally ban Twitter and other social media. He tried it but his attempts all failed because America has strong institutions that operate seamlessly in spite of any one person in power. We also know Trump’s love for and constant adulation of autocrats. He is congratulating Buhari for destroying his country’s institutions. He’s congratulating Buhari for turning throwing hundreds of thousands of Nigerians who depend on twitter for their businesses into joblessness and hopelessness in a country with the second highest unemployment rate in the world because his ego was bruised. He’s congratulating Buhari for sending notice to foreign investors that Nigeria is not a country where one can invest in because one’s investment can just disappear at the whim of an individual.
In many ways, Trump and Buhari are alike. The only difference between them is that they operated in different environments. While Trump operated under a setting with many institutions of restraint, Buhari operates in a setting with no institutions to check him. That is why he keeps destroying every fabric of the country.
6/17/21, 15:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Oga Chris o! 

I waka pass😀🏃🏾
6/17/21, 15:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme drop this one 

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/17/supreme-court-sides-with-catholic-adoption-agency-that-refuses-to-work-with-lgbt-couples.html?__source=iosappshare%7Cnet.whatsapp.WhatsApp.ShareExtension
6/17/21, 15:34 - +234 802 474 1100: What is wrong with us « progressives » ..... so someone went to court to try and force a catholic adoption agency to go against its own values in order for LBGTQ couples to adopt.....

With all the other non catholic adoption agencies available.... the couple get time to go sue the agency... Sometimes conservatives in the US have a point
6/17/21, 15:35 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s a free country
6/17/21, 15:36 - +234 802 474 1100: How do you mean?
6/17/21, 15:37 - +234 802 971 7134: There are laws against discrimination. So if anyone perceives they are being discriminated against they can sue
6/17/21, 15:37 - +234 802 971 7134: And the Supreme Court is siding because of its setup
6/17/21, 15:37 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m not saying it’s right or wrong o
6/17/21, 15:37 - +234 802 971 7134: Just saying
6/17/21, 15:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Me I side with the Supreme Court o... Not because it is right or wrong.... but because i find it ridiculous to fight for your freedom by trying to force another person/group to give up his...

Kinda like the baker that refused to make a cake for an LGBTQ wedding
6/17/21, 15:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Oh well
6/17/21, 15:40 - +234 802 971 7134: This is America
6/17/21, 15:40 - +234 802 474 1100: If a KKK run adoption agency refused to give a white baby to a black couple. I wouldn’t sue. They said what their goal is in their name.... advertised it even
6/17/21, 15:41 - +234 802 971 7134: So why was there a fight for equality when they had white only bars or restaurants?
6/17/21, 15:41 - +234 802 971 7134: It was advertised too
6/17/21, 15:42 - +234 802 971 7134: Why did black people feel like they belonged in there too?
6/17/21, 15:45 - Dee: First of all, I am not a religious person. Not even close. So this is not because I am a Christian or anything. 

But the LGBTQ community's fight can be ironic sometimes. 

It is nobody's business who other people have sex with agreed, but I don't have to like it. I have no rights whatsoever to stop you but I don't have to like it. What I like or not like is my right. 

So if my religion says that it is not allowed, and it has always been like that before your community became so popular, then, with your right not to like it, just form a different group and people will support and defend that. 

But when u claim the whole world should change their belief system, jst to make yuo happy, are you not the ones taking away their freedoms?
6/17/21, 15:46 - +234 802 474 1100: You have a point  there sha
6/17/21, 15:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Exactly
6/17/21, 15:48 - +234 802 971 7134: Is Christianity United on LGBT? You have churches that do don’t ask don’t tell. You have churches that openly welcome them. You have churches that despise them and you have churches that ordain them. They are not forcing you to like them. They are just saying we want to enjoy all the niceties you enjoy.
6/17/21, 15:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Like raising a family and all. Yea it’s not the natural way but many traditional couples conceive through means that were impossible many years ago eg IVF or surrogacy
6/17/21, 15:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Which is why there are adoption agencies that support lgbtq families, they don’t have to use a Catholic one
6/17/21, 15:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: When the Catholic Church even "welcome" them in the first place, why will they not want to have right to adopt or sue the Church
6/17/21, 15:51 - +234 802 971 7134: Are the adoption agencies that are open to LGBT closed to traditional couples?
6/17/21, 15:52 - +234 802 971 7134: Are there no Catholic LGBT folks? Abi the priests wey the kolobi boys Wetin dem be?
6/17/21, 15:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Their value system is all encompassing
6/17/21, 15:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dey are living in hiding
6/17/21, 15:53 - +234 802 971 7134: The church cannot take the high moral ground on this one I’m sorry
6/17/21, 15:53 - +234 802 971 7134: Open hiding be that
6/17/21, 15:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: But if I cannot sue Mcdonalds for not serving me a Whopper, why should I sue a church that I know is against same sex couples for not allowing me be a same sex couple, they didn’t force me to come, na me carry leg go o. It’s not like they are the only option either o.
6/17/21, 15:56 - Dee: Not even sure Christianity these days is united on anything. I am saying it from human point of view. 

So every living human should have access to the same rights as any other human in the world as stated by the law of the land. 

But if I don't like the smell of okro soup and you like okro soup then I can say, I understand your right to eat okro soup. So let me go build this new house and say cooking okro soup is not allowed here. 

Doesn't mean I can't come visit you and you can cook okro in your house. Doesnt mean we can't work together, party together,  pray together, do whatever together. 

But when u then say, no o, that house I built is where u come to come visit and I must allow u to cook okro soup, I don't think that is fair. 

I should have a safe space where I can practice what I believe and you should have a safe space where you can practice what you belive
6/17/21, 15:56 - Dee: *Believe
6/17/21, 15:57 - +234 802 971 7134: McDonalds didn’t deny you a burger cos you claim you’re vegan
6/17/21, 15:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Deji e be like say we too like food😁
6/17/21, 15:57 - +234 802 971 7134: They even offer you vegan options
6/17/21, 15:58 - +234 802 971 7134: That’s a personal okro house. Not an okro enterprise
6/17/21, 15:59 - Dee: 😀
6/17/21, 16:02 - Dee: Yeah true. I was trying to simplify it to sth we can easily see.
6/17/21, 16:07 - Dee: So religion worldwide is based on certain values and laws. Written down long long time ago. Agreed some of it don't make a lot of sense but it is what it is. 

As a Christian, I can preach to Muslims that Jesus is the only way. As a Muslim, I can preach to Christians that Mohammed is the only way. As an atheist, I can tell both of them to wake up and stop believing in fairy tales. But one cannot force the other to accept their own belief. 

Please don't get me wrong, I don't hate the LGBTQ community. True I may find men kissing men kinda disgusting but I am totally for ladies kissing eachother and doing other things. 😁😁. 

I just think the community can pick the battles they fight with a bit more fairness.
6/17/21, 16:08 - +234 802 971 7134: I agree with the ladies part. I think we are in a world where it’s live and let’s live. We’d just learn to co-exist
6/17/21, 16:10 - Dee: Exactly. If we only treat others how we ourselves would like to be treated, we won't have a problem.
6/17/21, 16:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/17/21, 16:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😂😂😂😂 I’m feeling the same headache too
6/17/21, 16:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 16:16 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 16:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I will keep praying for you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 16:20 - Dee: 😀😀 I am also striving for  heaven na. Just not always staying on the path of righteousness. 

Heaven is the goal ba? You can take a detour once in a while from the path of righteousness to check out what is on the other side. 

Don't worry, once we tick off all the items on the bucket list, no more detours. Staying firmly on the narrow path
6/17/21, 16:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Sha do and come back home quickly. 

Can you really do "no more detours"?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 16:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Ok. This one don turn private matter
6/17/21, 16:24 - Dee: Depends on whether we find more items to put on the bucket list or not. 😁
6/17/21, 16:24 - Dee: 😀😀😀
6/17/21, 16:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Oya let's take this to Pmode😁😁
6/17/21, 16:26 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 16:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just hep us update the conclusion here when una finish, some of us don already do the popcorn b4 dis announcement
6/17/21, 16:49 - +234 803 075 0650: Aproko🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 16:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ehhhhhhhhn leave am like dat
6/17/21, 16:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: If only i has the right sticker for it😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/17/21, 16:50 - +234 802 971 7134: My popcorn don waste
6/17/21, 16:51 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U know say my plan C(i) na 2nd wife for Ghana, this matter consign me too.
6/17/21, 16:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oho! U see am say no be onlynme climb this table
6/17/21, 16:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You too?🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 16:53 - +234 802 971 7134: Not much is happening here. This was potentially spicy
6/17/21, 16:53 - +234 802 971 7134: Me too o
6/17/21, 16:54 - Dee: 😀😀 this group is PG 18. The kind of shit we talk about is strictly PG 40 with massive censoring. 

You all stand the risk of forfeiting heaven just by hearing it.
6/17/21, 16:54 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 16:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Bring it on🤪
6/17/21, 16:55 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m torn between wanting to hear more and being scarred for life
6/17/21, 16:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its like the weather is cold everywhere today😁😁😁😁
6/17/21, 16:56 - Dee: Ha Chris, my whatsapp message  is "untamed" for good reason o.😀  your heaven is slipping  away small small
6/17/21, 16:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: May ur children not carry ur phones Deji and Judith
6/17/21, 16:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me sef don dey fear d gist
6/17/21, 16:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: There is applock😁
6/17/21, 16:58 - +234 803 075 0650: Are you not assuming too much?
6/17/21, 16:59 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣
6/17/21, 16:59 - Dee: 🤣🤣 when the app is Passworded and the password itself has its own password. Then locked inside another app that is passworded on a phone that only accepts a combination of fingerprint and 16 character password  to ope , with one tap complete wipe option. 

Nothing dey happen..
6/17/21, 16:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hmmm...my mind is reading meaning into this statement...has the heaven slipped away already?😁😁😁😁
6/17/21, 16:59 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 17:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Heeeeee, now I want to hear more again, when is this our vacation again?
6/17/21, 17:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Help me tell her o! The fear of children finding something on her phone is deep... 😀

And still she will go an delete simple VPN and apps that I download for her, because it’s too stressful
6/17/21, 17:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mtsew is that one still paining u?
6/17/21, 17:01 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/17/21, 17:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Next time u sef password the vpn
6/17/21, 17:01 - Dee: 😀 true sha. I may be assuming too much
6/17/21, 17:02 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How was I to know somebody will ban Twitter
6/17/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: You have all taken a detour today.... led by @2348126296642
6/17/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Welldone
6/17/21, 17:02 - Dee: 😀 e be like a small detour has occurred at some time in the past.
6/17/21, 17:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its important to take the detour and at least know what happens on the other side. 
So that when you preach and ask people to stay on the narrow path you would be speaking form a place of knowledge...


Its all to boost the ministry 😁
6/17/21, 17:05 - Dee: For where? They cannot find anything out i promise you. Some of those apps carry normal looking names.  Some apps don't even show up on your phone home page. U are very safe to fully experience your detour
6/17/21, 17:05 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m hearing apostle Suleiman in this line o😂😂
6/17/21, 17:06 - Dee: No o. I was just talking my own o. It was all these bad "shildren" that wanted to hear more o
6/17/21, 17:06 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348127379568 deletes anything that confuses her fingers from getting to Instagram and back to WhatsApp
6/17/21, 17:06 - +234 803 075 0650: I woke up with a solid plan to do some writing this morning. You people have successfully scuppered my plan. And I don't earn arm-robber salaries like you o😏😏😏😏😏😏
6/17/21, 17:06 - Dee: Oshe!! If you open church, I will attend
6/17/21, 17:07 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 17:07 - +234 802 474 1100: At least let us distract you from riling our dictator! Just 2more years
6/17/21, 17:07 - Dee: It is inspiration. Writing will fall on you soon.
6/17/21, 17:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Nobody will popcorn for dis gist😋
6/17/21, 17:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Osheeee “scuppered” I don learn new one
6/17/21, 17:15 - +234 803 075 0650: Be serious for once na🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 17:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Now all of you are behaving like real human beings showing ur true colors not hiding under the Catholic Church
6/17/21, 17:28 - Dee: Guess we all need an enabling, no judgment environment to express our self. 😁
6/17/21, 17:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We? You are not in awa league at all....you haf lost tay tay🤣🤣
6/17/21, 17:30 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣 e go shock you say i go touch heaven gate before you on that day.
6/17/21, 17:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The one wey i don touch already or which one are u referring to?🤣
6/17/21, 17:34 - Dee: You don't mean it? U don touch am already? Come lagos let me take you somewhere.
6/17/21, 17:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/17/21, 17:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What do they do there?
6/17/21, 17:39 - Dee: We should take him bah?
6/17/21, 17:39 - Dee: Pray. It is heaven on earth.
6/17/21, 17:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh that place? I was there the last time i came
6/17/21, 17:40 - Dee: No not that one. There is a new place. String prayers.
6/17/21, 17:40 - Dee: Strong
6/17/21, 17:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yep...that one we have been eyeing
6/17/21, 17:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Nah. You haven't been to this place 😁
6/17/21, 17:44 - Dee: 😀😀 we will need madam's permission first o. I no wan hear story
6/17/21, 17:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well hope it is better than the other one....August is kuku not far again🙈
6/17/21, 17:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ooooshe!
6/17/21, 17:47 - Dee: I guarantee it.
6/17/21, 17:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Captain and wife, I want to touch the gate of heaven again o....
6/17/21, 17:47 - +234 802 971 7134: I know what you did there
6/17/21, 17:47 - Dee: 😀 just a small shinkini detour then you are back on the path with some fun memories.
6/17/21, 17:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nor worry, she has been receiving some counseling from different people lately.....she must see the gate and touch it this time around
6/17/21, 17:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Heaven gate touching noni🤷🏽‍♂️
6/17/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Touch am wella
6/17/21, 17:49 - +234 802 971 7134: Just no kill madam on the road to heaven
6/17/21, 17:50 - Dee: Ok na. You are good to go
6/17/21, 17:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: It IS😁😁😁
6/17/21, 17:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Alleluia!
6/17/21, 17:52 - Dee: Is she coming to 9ja with you?
6/17/21, 17:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yea....everybody should be coming
6/17/21, 17:53 - Dee: Fantastic!!
6/17/21, 17:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This should be fun...
6/17/21, 18:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I doubt if she would consent though
6/17/21, 18:03 - Dee: 😁🤞🏾
6/17/21, 18:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To make heaven? Sure she will😁
6/17/21, 18:06 - Dee: 😀
6/17/21, 18:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This route is slightly different o
6/17/21, 18:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As long as we get to heaven, it is fine to Detour on a slightly different route (modified)🤣

- Captain Adewoye 2021
6/17/21, 18:15 - Dee: Yippee! I finally get a quote with my name on it. 😁
6/17/21, 18:16 - +234 803 075 0650: Or more appropriately "the road to heaven is not a straight line"
6/17/21, 18:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nah....this is too Christian/religious 🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 18:21 - +234 803 075 0650: OK. I concede🤣
6/17/21, 18:22 - Benedict: There's a new one? 😁
6/17/21, 18:23 - Benedict: Gimme the deets let me and faith go and check it out and give Kenneth feedback
6/17/21, 18:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So anxious that he cannot spell *details* well again🤣🤣🤣
6/17/21, 18:24 - Dee: Oh yes.  There are two new ones actually. Depends on how far off the path you want to detour. The one we are taking Kenneth to is just off the tarred  path. The second one is far inside the bush. Infact it is opposite the path 😁
6/17/21, 18:24 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 18:25 - Dee: 😀😀
6/17/21, 18:25 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
6/17/21, 18:27 - Benedict: Oya naa.
6/17/21, 18:27 - Dee: Oooshe!!
6/17/21, 18:28 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: All of you, there is retreat in Rockton house and Whitesands that august I hope u can make it.
6/17/21, 18:32 - Dee: What is Rockton house?
6/17/21, 19:08 - Benedict: <Media omitted>
6/17/21, 19:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please wherebis NY again?
6/17/21, 19:09 - Benedict: <Media omitted>
6/17/21, 19:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mtsewwwwww
6/17/21, 19:16 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg I'll like to attend this retreat o. More details please!!!🤪
6/17/21, 19:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Even you Akor!
6/17/21, 19:17 - +234 803 075 0650: 🙈🙈🙈🙈
6/17/21, 19:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🎼 Sa cha m nna. Sa cha m o!
Lord! Wash me in ya water and blood! Amem!!! 😇
6/17/21, 19:54 - Dee: This isn't bad
6/17/21, 20:01 - Dee: Amen o. All of us.
6/17/21, 20:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I go wash before you oh, make blood of Jesus no finish on top your head 🤣
6/17/21, 20:11 - Dee: 😀😀
6/18/21, 13:58 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
6/18/21, 15:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: He whom you seek is all loving and loved by all🤣
6/18/21, 15:25 - +234 802 971 7134: O por pa
6/20/21, 14:56 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348030725702 I see you have consistently violated the Twitter ban. Wetin dey make you this bold? You don get another job?🤪
6/20/21, 15:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😄 Papi my papi, carry go jare. Them sabi who them dey target. 
Boya Smart is in Australia laidis sef 😂
6/20/21, 16:00 - +234 803 072 5702: Article 19 of the UN Human Rights declaration 😂…daddy GO is my mentor😁
6/20/21, 16:08 - +234 803 075 0650: They didn't plan this their ban well. The moment those religious people began violating it I knew the government can't do nothing. Their madness never reach that level yet🤪
6/20/21, 16:09 - +234 803 075 0650: That is what haste and irrational anger make you do.
6/20/21, 16:37 - +234 803 072 5702: As in…that Adeboye and Kumuyi tweet probably saved many of us😁
6/20/21, 16:45 - +234 803 075 0650: I was waiting for Adesina to insult his General Superintendent or Garba Shehu to insult Adeboye. Even those ones know that's a no-go area
6/20/21, 16:58 - Dee: Just asking o. What makes Adeboye and Kumayi no go areas?
6/20/21, 17:00 - +234 803 075 0650: The war they have been toying with will finally meet them. They know it.  Nigerians that are religious fanatics already
6/20/21, 17:01 - +234 803 075 0650: You can so anything to Nigerians. They'll bear. But touch their men of God and you'll know they can fight back
6/20/21, 17:04 - Dee: Ha I get now. So it's not the men themselves the government is afraid of, but the fanatical devotion  of a lot of Nigerian worshipers to their "Men of God"
6/20/21, 17:18 - +234 803 075 0650: It's like a boss flirting with the wife this subordinate. That's when he'll realise he doesn't really have the kind of power he thought he had over his subordinate
6/20/21, 17:18 - Dee: 😀
6/20/21, 17:20 - Dee: Maybe if we subject the church leaders to the same laws of the land and actually prosecute  anyone of them that breaks it, we won't have so many fanatical followers
6/20/21, 17:36 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This one you have talk now is a whole case study. In fact, we may need to create a full department in an institution of learning to fully address this statement
6/20/21, 17:37 - Dee: Ha tor.
6/20/21, 17:37 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): At the intersection of religious studies, political science, psychology, theology, sociology...in fact, all the Ologies + law join
6/20/21, 17:39 - Dee: 😀
6/20/21, 17:45 - +234 803 075 0650: If na that one, your church is most guilty o. We give the 'men of God' so much powers and say they're not accountable to us or to any man but God. That's what's exacerbating the bad behavior. 
Someone recently posted how priests have the most difficult job in the world and how we need to pray for them because they're always under the attack of the devil. I simply asked how about accountability and I was accused of heresy
6/20/21, 17:47 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Akon, but I didn't say the Catholic church was exampt na 😄
6/20/21, 17:48 - +234 803 075 0650: So the fight should start from home. The abuse they perpetrate is unsustainable really
6/20/21, 17:49 - +234 803 075 0650: *let me add 'some of them' o before you people descend on me 🤭
6/20/21, 17:50 - Dee: Hmm, the way people in general attack you when u even remotely suggest that Men of God are just men and make mistakes like men and all, that is scary. 

Like very intelligent people could be discussing intelligently about questioning everything, demanding proof and being logical. But once u introduce religion and men of God, foam. Brian out of the window
6/20/21, 17:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): There is a problem of religious fanatism in Nigeria. More often than not, common sense flies out of the door when religion or men of God comes up. This happens regardless of Christianity or Islam, protestant or Catholic
6/20/21, 17:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Personally, I don't think the root cause of the problem is the men of God. The root cause of the problem is the people that empower them and hold them above the law
6/20/21, 17:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Now, how do you hold men of God accountable and who will hold men of God accountable? It is a society problem. It is not a denomination problem. And until society (Nigeria) in this case comes to the understanding that all me and people within a geographic region must abide by the laws of the land - no exceptions - and there are laws, courts, systems in place to ensure that this is actionable, we are not solving the problem
6/20/21, 17:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): And so I refer back to my earlier statement: this is a case study
6/20/21, 17:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): *all institutions and people within a geographic region...
6/20/21, 17:55 - Dee: In all my years in the world, the only person that has ever swindled some money out of me, was a strong church member. Every single men of God I have known personally (2 pastors, 4 priests and 1 imam)  have all done things that surprised the devil himself. Which i found out later on. In my own experience, the so called bad people are the ones that have proven to the truthsworthy. 

People will  blame an engineer when a building or bridge falls. People will blame a doctor when he messes up a surgery. People will blame a pilot for flying rubbish. 

But when a man of God messes up and u even try to explain to people that he should be called out and punished, you start to hear rubbish
6/20/21, 17:56 - Dee: Very very true
6/20/21, 18:07 - +234 803 075 0650: In the case if the catholic, it's not culture. It's rooted in the institution itself. We can trace the problem of non-accountability to the development of the priesthood itself. And various societies have to force accountability on priests themselves. France guillotined many priests with the royalty during the French revolution. Spain during the civil war of 1950s. Western Europe and American are now seizing the sexual abuse scandal of children to force accountability. It's only in Africa and Asia that nothing has been done. And this maybe because of the relative newness of Catholicism in these places. But the abuses can't continue forever.
6/20/21, 18:26 - Dee: If i am being honest, present day non catholic men of God have taken over. What they do these days has gone beyond what the catholic priests do. 

Now I am not saying the catholic priests are any better or worse. Just saying that these new generation churches and their members, take the phrase "touch not my anointed" to a while new level. 

They are the ones that will bless you based on how much you contribute to a project. 

They r d ones that will tell u to eat grass as saidth by the Lord. Its endless. 

Whichever way, catholic or not, we should be able to hold our men of God accountable the same way we hold other people accountable not making excuses for them
6/20/21, 18:28 - +234 803 075 0650: It's because they claim to hear from God directly on almost everything.  Can you dare disobey God?
6/20/21, 18:42 - Dee: So I gotta ask. If I am a child of God. And they are children of God. And God loves me as he loves them, and God knows my house address as he knows their house address, why isn't God taking to me directly? 

Because anyone can claim God told him to do sth. 

One guy @ dominos pizza saw me going upstairs to get milkshake for my kids. He approached me and showed me the receipt In his hands. 

As I saw him coming towards me with receipt in his hands, I knew he needed help with money. Just didn't know what for. 

I already had my hand on in my back pocket when he said, he just came from redeem camp to buy Pizza. He is a man of God and he has finished the cash with him. He then said as he saw me, the lord told him to approach me that I will pay for his cold stone ice cream. I had to ask him again to be sure I heard correctly. 

He repeated it with so much confidence, I was taken aback for a second. So, of all the problems of people in the world at time, it is your ice-cream the Lord is worried about?

My hand came out of my back pocket lighting quick. I told him immediately, the Lord lied to you bro. 

The weirdest part was he looked super shocked. He couldn't understand why I will not pay for his ice-cream when he said the lord told him to ask me. 

I realised immediately how far gone a lot of us were with worshipping. If he truly  expected that would get him his icecream.
6/20/21, 18:47 - +234 803 075 0650: You're not hearing from God directly because you're not in tune with his spirit. They teach now to connect to the divine wavelength and hear directly from God. As Bishop Oyedepo would say, "faith without divine revelation always will wither away". It is hearing from God that sustains their faith. You need to listen to their preaching. You can never understand them if you don't listen to them.
6/20/21, 18:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Their logic is perfect I must admit.  They argue God is the same yesterday, today and forever. He never changes. So if He spoke directly to the prophets of old, he still speaks directly to the prophets and pastors of today. Simple!!!!
6/20/21, 18:55 - Dee: So if they can hear the divine wavelength, and we run the same biology, what stops me from hearing the same wavelength?
6/20/21, 18:58 - +234 803 075 0650: You're not tuned in
6/20/21, 18:58 - Dee: This is the problem right here. The prophets of today. The things some of them do these days surprises the devil himself.  
And they all claim the lord told them to do so. 

So how do we separate the divine wavelength of indaboski  from the divine wavelength of Adeboye? See where i am going with that? How do we know one is true while the other is rubbish?
6/20/21, 18:59 - +234 803 075 0650: That's you problem. They'll quote 1st John for you. Test all spirits🤪
6/20/21, 19:00 - Dee: 😀 omo, I have tested many spirits. And they have all failed woefully
6/20/21, 19:01 - +234 803 075 0650: You're employing the wrong testing instruments then🤪
6/20/21, 19:04 - Dee: 😀 ok o
6/20/21, 19:07 - +234 803 075 0650: I was intrigued by the level of fanaticism and loyalty these people hold to their men of God that I was forced to start listening to them live to understand why. I tell you if I were in their congregation, I wouldn't turn out differently. Their logic is iron cast. 99.9 percent of their congregation cannot detect the fallacies in their logic or assumptions
6/20/21, 19:15 - Dee: Honestly, my life is very simple. I live by very simple rules. 

1. Family first above everything else. 
2. Do not do to others what you wouldn't want others to do to you. 
3. I will do whatever i want, whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want. As long as it isn't against the law of the country i live in and it doesn't bring harm to anyone physically or emotionally.
4. Practise what you preach. This number 4 right here is the problem. It is what has messed up my religious life. because  I hold everyone else to same standards. 

So if I see a man of God saying one thing on the pulpit and doing something else on the low,  I can't take such  a person and his entire message seriously
6/20/21, 19:16 - Dee: Mehn i will question the shit out of the man if I spend some time with him alone.
6/20/21, 19:21 - +234 803 075 0650: Carnal principles 😛
6/20/21, 19:21 - +234 803 075 0650: No wonder you don't hear directly from God🤣🤣🤣
6/20/21, 19:22 - Dee: 😀😀
6/20/21, 20:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣🤣🤣
6/20/21, 20:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): More like people have given over their agency to the supposed logic of the pastor. Bcos, where in the bible did God make this particular man of God the frequency police and bouncer? Is it not one day he woke up and decided the voice he was hearing on whatever frequency was the voice of God?
6/20/21, 20:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Poverty and desperation join sha. All of us dey find answers one way or the other
6/20/21, 20:19 - Dee: Exactly
6/21/21, 07:36 - +234 802 474 1100: A Post-Truth World: Why Ronaldo Did Not Move Coca-Cola Share Price

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Before Portugal’s Euro 2020 football championship opener, Cristiano Ronaldo was preparing for a pre-match press conference. Two minutes before it began, the Juventus megastar forward put aside the two Coca-Cola bottles placed in front of him and said “agua” (water) while smiling to the journalists.

The reaction to this playful gesture, which included a slew of news articles saying that Ronaldo’s actions were responsible for wiping $4 billion off of Coca-Cola’s market value, has come to illustrate a grave problem.

A post-truth world
In 2016, the Oxford English Dictionary’s Word of the Year was “post-truth.” Post-truth is defined as “relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief”. The phrase gained prominence during the Trump presidency and the UK’s Brexit referendum. But there is a deluge of unsupported claims made every day by people whose prominence helps shape public policy and opinion. Over the past year of the pandemic, for instance, we have all listened to people without any medical qualifications expound on the health crisis. Unfortunately, their comments frequently influenced decision-making.

In the current (social) media landscape, truth can be deliberately manipulated, and disinformation is a growing business. Importantly, we, the readers of information, are naturally programmed to accept ‘evidence’ that supports our pre-existing views (i.e. confirmation bias) and disregard opposing arguments.

This phenomenon affects individuals and businesses. And it has the potential to undermine democracy.

Misleading headlines
Given his global superstar status and vast social media reach, Cristiano Ronaldo’s actions moving the Coca-Cola bottles are likely to have implications.

However, a few hours after the Euro 2020 opener, a rash of articles had appeared all over the world suggesting that Ronaldo’s distaste for unhealthy Coca-Cola products had wiped out $4 billion of the brand’s value.

A slew of business publications echoed the thought. Many quoted the Spanish newspaper Marca, which had “analyzed the [Coca-Cola] data from the New York Stock Exchange.” Other outlets simply repeated the message without citations: Some commentators concluded that one man, from a relatively small country, could sink a US multinational. Others praised the taste-making power of influencers, and argued that more companies should elevate them in their marketing plans.

Yet so much of this conjecture was built on a shaky, if not false, premise

The incident reveals the importance of critical thinking for business leaders, and the reading public, especially now.  

What else moves share prices?
It is true that Ronaldo, in front of the press, declined to drink the strategically-placed Coca-Colas on offer. It is also true that, by the time the press conference was over, Coca-Cola’s value was down $4 billion. However, there were other factors affecting the beverage giant’s stock price.

Some non-alternative facts:

Coca-Cola has 4.3 billion shares, and closed on Friday, June 11, with a share price of $56.16 for a market value of $242 billion.
On Monday, June 14, Coca-Cola opened lower, at 9:30 a.m. EST.
At 9:40 a.m. EST, its stock price was $55.26 (down 1.6%) and the market value had dipped to $238 billion, $4 billion lower than the prior day.
Cristiano Ronaldo moves the Coca-Cola bottles at 9.43 a.m. EST, and says “Água”.
It is a fact, then, that Coca-Cola’s market value was already down $4 billion by the time of Ronaldo’s snub. Instead, various factors which have nothing to do with CR7 explain the drop.

For instance, at 9.40 a.m. EST, the whole US stock market was trading low. Ford Motor Company was down more than $2 billion in market value.

Stock movements are often too complex to attribute to a single factor. Rather, they are vulnerable to “confounding events” that happen concurrently and whose relationship to each other is blurry.  

Another fact: On June 14, Coca-Cola shares became ex-dividend. This technical term is easy to understand. When you own company shares, you receive dividends on certain days. In Coca-Cola’s case, this date was announced more than a year in advance. Once Coca-Cola became ex-dividend, that dividend had already been distributed. Of course, on the day that stocks cease to carry dividend rights, share prices adjust mechanically to a lower number. In this case, the ex-dividend date happened to coincide with Ronaldo’s conference call.

A final fact. From the moment CR7 moved the bottles (9.43 a.m. EST), until the end of the Wall Street trading day, Coca-Cola’s share price went up $0.30, adding $1.3 billion in valuation to the company.

Why should we care?
Why should we care about the post-truth issue? Because the topic obviously extends well beyond sports and stock markets and can have severe, widespread consequences beyond a dented stock portfolio. Fake news, and cherry-picked information, can arise from simple mistakes made by inexperienced individuals. They can also be sophisticated and deliberate in their attempts to mislead. Lies spread rapidly, especially on social media, and can potentially deceive voters and business leaders, as well as being used to justify government policies. There is a clear danger to individuals, companies, societies, and even democracies

What can we do?
The first step is to recognize that we have these biases. Then we must understand how these biases affect how we view news. Finally, there are methodological steps one can take, to make sure we do not fall into these traps. To start, understand we live in a post-truth world. Do not accept a fact as data. Sometimes, even large-scale data is not enough, because there are issues regarding the quality of the data.

Storytelling is an important tool. And a lively story tends to make an argument more vivid. Still, we must be aware of the dangers of accepting a single story as hard evidence.

By Nuno Fernandes, Full Professor at IESE Business School and the author of “The Value Killers. How Mergers and Acquisitions Cost Companies Billions—And How to Prevent It” and “Finance for Executives: A Practical Guide for Managers”
6/21/21, 07:40 - +234 802 474 1100: The power of story telling - @2348030750650 ! Takes me back to debate days in secondary school! One party arguing fathers are better than mothers and the other arguing against. The most believable is he who tells the better story - it still doesn’t make either story the TRUTH! 

Try arguing that Nigeria is the best place in the world maybe one day out of 7 a week! 😀😀😀😂

Good morning! I just say make I find trouble before work starts !
6/21/21, 07:48 - Dee: Nice
6/21/21, 12:41 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 Nigeria is a very rich country. We're the biggest in terms of population, have abundant natural resources and a never-say-die people. 
I have done the one for this week.🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
6/21/21, 15:07 - Benedict: 😂😂. This one is all lies naa. Means there is nothing good in Nigeria that can be hyped 🤣🤣
6/21/21, 15:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice attempt! 

As your coach on this journey😀, I would invite you to consider adding a bit of passion and conviction to this debate. Reflect on all the good things Nigeria afforded you!

Breathe in and out deeply before each reflection to allow proper circulation so as not to short circuit while pondering on these deep questions 😂😂🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
6/21/21, 15:35 - +234 802 474 1100: You too!! Looks like you could do with some of my coaching too 😂😀
6/21/21, 15:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/21/21, 15:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/21/21, 16:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just carry the box on y head and be going
6/21/21, 20:18 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
6/21/21, 20:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣
6/22/21, 13:20 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
6/22/21, 13:21 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry @2348024741100, I've exhausted my staple of good news for the week🙈
6/22/21, 13:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 that took about a minute
6/22/21, 14:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol.. An A for effort!
6/22/21, 14:18 - +234 802 474 1100: At this point I honestly don’t know which is better. I like economics but can’t claim to be an expert.

But one thing is clear, we have tried the pegged rates for a few years because of the fear of what a flexible rate would do to inflation in the short term.... and unfortunately that action has been unable to manage inflation. So it may be time to let that inflation goal go for now and focus on growth and GDP. 

Inflation would certainly rise in the short term but hey we are already at what, almost 20% inflation y o y
6/22/21, 14:26 - +234 803 075 0650: I quoted one of your teachers (was he?) in 2015. It's still true today.

"Doyin Salami of the Lagos Business School and a member of the CBN’s monetary policy committee (MPC) faulted the apex bank’s action arguing that sooner or later, the naira will be devalued to reflect its true value in the market. For him, the apex bank cannot maintain a fixed exchange rate, independent monetary policy and free movement of capital at the same time.   “You’re allowed to choose two out of the three,” he argued.  “The key question is which two will Nigeria choose? That will have to be answered in the coming months. I would rather Nigeria maintain independent monetary policy and have a market-determined exchange rate.”
6/22/21, 14:41 - +234 802 474 1100: 👍 True , still applies

But even he left that door open on which 2 of three to choose, because like most great economists, they are humble enough to note that there are no slam dunk solutions. 

But absolutely it’s time to abandon what has not worked, clearly for the past 6yrs and move to a flexible rate especially now when we have little else to lose with regards to inflation
6/22/21, 14:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg when u ppl finish with all dese big big grammar, just tel me whether I should change my naira to Dollars and store in Amurika.
6/22/21, 14:44 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
Same problem: Money is not safe as cash. Even in dollars.
6/22/21, 14:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Money (read Value)
6/22/21, 14:45 - +234 803 075 0650: In fact saving any money in Naira currently is throwing it away. It's money lost
6/22/21, 14:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Okay honey I will change it to gold then
6/22/21, 14:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Now you are talking.
6/22/21, 14:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg who knows where I can get gold bars?
6/22/21, 14:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Transfer to the joint - I will help you buy na - All these women wey Dey work sef hian😀
6/22/21, 14:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Sorry the network is breaking, I can’t read you l
6/22/21, 14:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): L'ori iro! 🚶🏽‍♀️
6/22/21, 14:50 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂

But my own go Dey enter joint abi
6/22/21, 14:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Leave am, e no Dey watch home video na him cause am.
6/22/21, 14:51 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/22/21, 14:51 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: What’s urs is ours, what’s mine is mine, that’s y na Adam get helper no be Eve.
6/22/21, 14:51 - Dee: 😀😀
6/22/21, 14:52 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
6/22/21, 14:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes ke, and as na “hep” no be by force. If I say I no contribute, I no contribute
6/22/21, 15:01 - +234 803 075 0650: Gbam!
6/22/21, 15:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Onyeoshi 🏃‍♂️
6/22/21, 15:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me? No wahala! 600 yrs of onions for u
6/22/21, 15:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It's like some people don't have survival instinct 😂
6/22/21, 15:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣 no mind them, biting the hand that cooks their food
6/22/21, 15:17 - +234 803 072 5702: what of pound sterling wey get surname?...abi @447788152190 😁
6/22/21, 15:18 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 how do you ever think you could win this war?
6/22/21, 15:22 - +234 803 075 0650: You can always focus on the big issues - wars, international politics, the economy. No problem. But domestic issues are off limits🤪🤪🤪
6/22/21, 15:22 - +234 803 075 0650: Someone else is in charge of that
6/22/21, 15:24 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): You no see say I waka pass like person wey Iya Charlie be im insurance? 😎😁
6/22/21, 16:02 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Saw this somewhere and I'm howling!

Wife: You need to do more chores around the house
Husband: Can we change the subject?
Wife: Okay...More chores around the house need to be done by you!

Wife 1:0 Husband 🤣
6/22/21, 16:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/22/21, 17:22 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.channelstv.com/2021/06/22/court-sentences-farouk-lawan-to-seven-years-in-prison/

Justice delayed is justice denied. It took the courts almost 10 years to reach this simple conclusion
6/22/21, 18:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Them better pass naira o... But inflation still Dey do something.
6/22/21, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: I was nit playing to win o... 😀
6/22/21, 18:15 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/23/21, 22:58 - +234 803 075 0650: https://gazettengr.com/exclusive-bank-documents-expose-how-buhari-regime-funded-adamu-garbas-crowwe-to-rival-facebook-twitter/
6/23/21, 23:49 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Are you surprised though?
6/24/21, 06:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Abiy Ahmed: From a Nobel Peace laureate to a war monger
Christopher Akor
In 2019, Abiy Ahmed, the Ethiopian Prime Minister was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to reform and democratise Ethiopia and for making peace with neighbouring Eritrea by ending a long-running border war. Ahmed came to power in 2018 on the heels of protests and demand for inclusion and instantly set about dismantling the over 30 years authoritarian rule of the four-party alliance Ethiopian People’s Revolutionary Democratic Front (EPRDF), whose senior and dominant partner was the Tigray People’s Liberation Front (TPLF). He promptly released all political prisoners, allowed all the exiled to return home, opened up the democratic space, initiated major economic reforms and also did the unthinkable – signed a peace deal with Ethiopia’s biggest foe, Eritrea, almost immediately, ending decades border standoff.
 The world was literally wowed by the speed of the earth-shaking reforms being undertaken by this young and dynamic leader in Africa and the Norwegian Nobel Committee promptly awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize in December 2019 in recognition of “his decisive initiative to resolve the border conflict with neighbouring Eritrea,” resulting in a peace deal they hope “will help to bring about positive change for the entire populations of Ethiopia and Eritrea.”
However, less than a year after, Ahmed is leading a military campaign against the Tigray region that has killed thousands and displaced millions more with credible accusations of ethnic cleansing and war crimes being levelled against the Ethiopian and Eritrean troops. How did it all go wrong for Ahmed in such a short time? Was the peace deal with Eritrea a ruse after all?
There were many Ethiopians and Eritreans who think instead of a Nobel Peace Prize, Abiy Ahmed and the Eritrean dictator Isaias Afwerki should have received an Oscar for their performances. Critics have argued that what was advertised as a peace deal was rather an opportunistic realignment of forces against a common foe – Tigray People’s Liberation Front (TPLF). The Nobel Committee was ignorant of or chose to ignore the internal politics of Ethiopia or even the dynamics of the conflict between the two warring countries and took Abiy’s peace initiatives at face value.
What was known as the Ethiopian-Eritrean conflict was mainly between the TPLF and the Eritrean dictator, Afwerki. After Eritrea gained independence from Ethiopia in 1993, a failure to demarcate the border led to a deadly two-year war from 1998 to 2000 that left over 80, 000 dead on both sides.
Although a peace deal was agreed between the two parties in 2000 that ended hostilities, the deal was not honoured by the TPLF and the border dispute remained unresolved, resulting in a state of “no-peace-no-war” between the two sides. Consequently, diplomatic relations were severed, borders closed and air travel halted between the neighbours.
 Of course, Ethiopia lost access to the sea but also succeeded in isolating Eritrea diplomatically. Afwerki used that opportunity to consolidate his power, unleashing a reign of terror on opponents and dissenters, shut down free press and used the excuse of being in a state of war to conscript most young people to indefinite period of national service in the military.
To undermine the rule of the TPLF, Afwerki decided on a policy of support for Ethiopian opposition groups especially with the Oromos, the largest ethno-linguistic group of about 35 million people, constituting more than one-third of the population.
The TPLF that had been in charge of Ethiopia since 1991 badly miscalculated when, in 2018, at the height of anti-government protests in several parts of the country, made a significant concession by choosing Abiy Ahmed of the Oromo Democratic Party, one of the junior partners in the EPRDF Coalition, as Prime Minister. The TPLF saw Ahmed, then in his early 40s, had served in the military, was an intelligence officer, and rose through the ranks in the ruling government, as a relatively safe pair of hands whose appointment would not only pacify the protesters, but, in the words of Declan Walsh of the New York Times, “would guarantee the continuation of the same system of rule and guarantee the interests of the Tigrayan political elite.”
No sooner had Ahmed taken power than he began to dismantle the hold of the TPLF on power and to build powerful coalitions against it. That explains the lightning speed with which peace with Eritrea was reached. Of course, beyond the financial and international benefits for both Abi and Afwerki, the two came together essentially, according to Vanessa Tsehaye, a Swedish-Eritrean activist, “under the guise of peace to isolate the TPLF....The TPLF and Eritrean government remain enemies... There is still no peace between the groups who initiated the original border conflict.” Tsehaye branded the peace deal, in an opinion piece for CNN on December 10 2019, as “political opportunism.”
But as the world was celebrating Ahmed, his decision to open the democratic space back at home opened the floodgates and previously suppressed ethnic tensions came bursting out and flowing over.  Abiy struggled to contain the protests for regional autonomy and soon after reverted to the old play book. He began locking up political opponents, curtailing the freedom of the press and unleashing brutality against protesters. From a young, liberal and dynamic leader, Abiy quickly moved back to the authoritarianism that he was supposed to have replaced. What is more, he was setting the stage for a brutal confrontation with his erstwhile benefactors – the Tigrayan ruling elite – by marginalising them from power and prosecuting some of them for human right abuses, corruption and other sundry crimes.
Matters came to a head in March when Abiy postponed the much anticipated August 2020 general elections for 10 months over covid-19. The TPLF ignored him and went ahead with the elections in its region, winning by a landslide and setting it on a collision course with the federal government.
On November 4, while the world was focused on the US elections, Abiy claimed the TPLF attacked a northern military command post and ordered federal forces into Tigray.  His new buddy, Isaias Afwerki, also sent in troops to assist in neutralising the TPLF. To control the flow of information, the Ethiopian government effectively locked down the Tigray region, imposing communications and internet blackout of the region, and preventing aid agencies, medics and journalists from entering the region.
After more than six months of fighting, reports from the region are harrowing: thousands have died, most of the region’s 5.5 million people urgently need humanitarian aid, and more than 2 million are displaced. Ethiopian and Eritrean soldiers are accused of targeting and massacring civilians, extrajudicial killings, widespread looting and rape. What is more, they are also accused of blocking food aid and stopping farmers from harvesting, ploughing, or planting, and killing livestock and looting farm equipment. Tigray is on the brink of famine, a crisis that several diplomats have described as “manmade.”
As a final slap on the face of Ethiopians, the twice postponed polls held on Monday with the exception of Tigray and other places deemed unsafe amid widespread calls for boycotts.
Maybe next time, the international community, especially the Nobel committee shouldn’t be too fast in canonising leaders. They should wait until they are safely out of office.
 
6/24/21, 12:27 - +234 803 075 0650: https://fb.watch/v/eyn8kxA4o/
6/24/21, 12:27 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 another goodnews or is it achievement?🤪
6/24/21, 12:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/24/21, 12:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/24/21, 12:41 - +234 803 075 0650: Stop laughing na. It's an incredible achievement. Tallest flag in the world. E easy?😏
6/24/21, 13:52 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
6/24/21, 13:54 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I like how only diaspora people dey laugh, it means I shd become diasporum too
6/24/21, 13:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: As a local fowl, the thing dey make me sad
6/24/21, 14:00 - +234 803 075 0650: local fowl wey sabi pass foreign fowl 😜😜😜
6/24/21, 16:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 na because if you laugh, Buhari fit arrest you for hate speech on social media 😂
6/24/21, 18:24 - +234 802 474 1100: You are doing well! 😀
6/24/21, 18:29 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
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6/24/21, 18:30 - Dee: 😀 this is a good wind sock for pilots o.
6/24/21, 19:20 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 abeg no make me vex o. You're a health expert. Check all the health indices. Nigeria occupies the 5 worst of every such indices.
Besides, the long search of an exception is proof enough that the rule is true.
6/24/21, 19:23 - +234 803 075 0650: Besides the so-called international hospital is clearly inaccessible to 99.9% of the population. So what's the use?
6/24/21, 20:21 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-buhari-to-travel-to-london-for-medical-follow-up
@2348024741100 why didn't your president patronize the International hospital in Nigeria?🤭🤭🤭🤭
6/24/21, 20:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/24/21, 20:32 - Dee: No be leukemia dey worry am.
6/24/21, 20:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All these years that he has been flying out to get medical treatment, his common sense (that is if he has any) and his advisers have not told him it will benefit him and Nigerians if they can build a good hospital in 9ja that he can be taken to easily? 

Awon oloriburuku😏
6/24/21, 20:45 - Ini Eket: It's really a thing of shame.
6/24/21, 20:46 - Dee: How will he now enjoy the comfort of "Eagle one" ?
6/24/21, 21:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This message was deleted
6/24/21, 21:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Oh na Eagle one them dey call am? Them for try Vulture Zero
6/24/21, 21:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris i no know where you want make I answer this one. 

Is the fact that we have a world class hematology centre good or not? Is it to be celebrated or not? 

This y’a argument style is akin to shifting goal post. Just like @447788152190 😅😀🙄

With this ya style we can never have common ground na, because you will never acknowledge progress before moving to another topic
6/24/21, 21:44 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/24/21, 21:45 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ladies and gentlemen, that is how Eugene wants to pull me into a discussion that is neither my business nor something I have interest in...Not today 🚶🏽‍♀️
6/24/21, 21:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Drag anyone dragable. It's a strategy 🤪
6/24/21, 21:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme see 0.01% of 200m people is 20,000 people... This y’a exagération get as e be o
6/24/21, 21:47 - +234 802 474 1100: 😃 Where did you see your name o?😀
6/24/21, 21:53 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus i hope you know that acknowledging progress in certain areas does not weaken your argument that Country is being mismanaged or that Buhari has failed. Try to avoid this binary argument fallacy.
6/24/21, 22:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Get us the data from the hospital let's see
6/24/21, 22:53 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 At 55 years, Nigeria has the 4th shortest life expectancy globally. Ditto for maternal and infant mortality. Should I go on?
6/26/21, 08:07 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
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6/26/21, 08:18 - Dee: How about for medium to low energy users like single household?
6/26/21, 08:32 - Benedict: There is progress in banking? 🤔 Did that start last month after I left the industry?
6/26/21, 08:43 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
6/26/21, 08:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Here’s the full article - a write up that tries to present a balanced view of the banking sector I must add.


https://www.mckinsey.com/featured-insights/middle-east-and-africa/nigerias-banking-sector-thriving-in-the-face-of-crisis
6/26/21, 08:46 - +234 802 474 1100: I don’t think this particular company has any household project under its belt. But it’s a good question, I’ll ask him
6/26/21, 08:56 - Benedict: Fintechs are part of the banking sector? Fintechs that banks, led by the CBN are trying so hard to frustrate out  of business?
6/26/21, 09:00 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀😀

They are part of the banking sector. I stand corrected if there’s a better classification.

And yes, our CBN, we all agree have not been very welcoming of things they do not understand. 

On the other hand, that’s kinda the job of regulators e.g various global banks being sceptical of blockchain and trying to regulate it. Risk vs Return.
6/26/21, 09:01 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s competition too... That’s good for increasing our banked population
6/26/21, 09:46 - Benedict: The better classification is Technology sector 😁
6/26/21, 09:46 - Benedict: Paystack that is mentioned in the article doesnt even provide banking services
6/26/21, 09:48 - Benedict: they only provide technology that enhances transactions
6/26/21, 09:48 - Benedict: This same technology can be applied by paystack or some other firm into the health sector or some other sector
6/26/21, 09:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls which technology can be applied to government sector so that they will be having sense?
6/26/21, 09:50 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂 nice try.
6/26/21, 09:52 - +234 802 474 1100: This is a slippery slope that leads to just naming every industry the Tech industry...
6/26/21, 09:52 - +234 802 474 1100: IMO
6/26/21, 09:57 - Benedict: If paystack is in the banking sector then so is Microsoft and Oracle etc
6/26/21, 09:59 - Benedict: For you to be into banking, you must provide at least one of savings or loans products naa. Payback offers neither.
6/26/21, 10:03 - Benedict: Tah. If 1 of the softwares I built is used by hospitals to manage their patients information, you will categorise me as being in the health sector abi? Despite the fact that the the same software is also used to manage customer data by a transportation company 🤷🏾‍♂️
6/26/21, 10:03 - Benedict: Technology is broad, yes. If all I provide is technology, then I'm a tech company.
6/26/21, 10:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Simple!
6/26/21, 10:04 - Benedict: There's no slippery slope here. I would even argue that the slippery slope is the other way round.
6/26/21, 10:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348024741100 badly wants you all to see some good in Nigeria😁😁😁😁😁
6/26/21, 10:06 - Benedict: If flutterwave and paystack are financial institutions then Microsoft is cos most banks use Microsoft products. And oracle is too cos most banks use oracle database 😂
6/26/21, 10:06 - Benedict: No mind Eugene.🤣🤣
6/26/21, 10:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah... Technology is an enabler of everything. I wouldn’t put it under a tech sector anymore.
6/26/21, 10:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Just trying to balance the view o 😀
6/26/21, 10:25 - +234 803 072 5702: Renewables are still in their infancy in Nigeria. Nigerian Breweries Ibadan launched something similar last month or so. 
The fact is that the high initial capital costs, just like for natural gas vehicles, would always be a deterrent. Life cycle is also an issue…many of these installations pack up after few years
6/26/21, 10:27 - Benedict: Okay naa. @14692437489 works in the banking sector then since Microsoft provides technology that enables the banking sector. 🤷🏾‍♂️
6/26/21, 10:27 - Benedict: Eugene, this ur technology is not a separate sector argument cannot fly abeg. You can do better.
6/26/21, 10:27 - Benedict: 😁
6/26/21, 10:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Msg from uncle loading as he is driving
6/26/21, 10:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
6/26/21, 10:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
6/26/21, 10:38 - Benedict: Uber is tech.
6/26/21, 10:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E say Uber is not tech, but something tells me e just wan argue sha
6/26/21, 10:38 - Benedict: Yes they have a transportation focused product
6/26/21, 10:38 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me I don comot finger
6/26/21, 10:39 - Benedict: 😂😂
6/26/21, 10:42 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I don't even know why you people bother arguing this point without having Eugene explain what exactly he believes a tech company is. Establishing definition is step one. Then we can begin to reason who belongs where
6/26/21, 10:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Or better still, what industry a company has declared they participate in
6/26/21, 10:45 - Benedict: True sha.
6/26/21, 10:48 - Benedict: This one ehn... 
I don't agree with self reporting jare.
6/26/21, 10:49 - Benedict: I could report myself an oil and gas company in order to get some benefit or the other when all I do is fly their staff from point A to B like @2348126296642
6/26/21, 10:53 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): That one dey...
6/26/21, 10:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yes o. We are oil and gas workers😁
6/26/21, 10:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Although, you would ideally report as an oil & gas services company - which is not the same
6/26/21, 10:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
6/26/21, 10:55 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Anyway, bottom line is to ensure everyone has the same understanding. Bcos if anyone can argue uber is not a tech company, na there I pause
6/26/21, 10:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes o, Air Force division
6/26/21, 10:59 - Benedict: Lol
6/26/21, 11:00 - Benedict: I agree that there are areas of growth. My own grouse is with lumping fin techs under banking.
6/26/21, 11:00 - Benedict: Technology is growing and there is still a lot of potential for more
6/26/21, 11:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Agree with you that there are sectors of growth in Nigeria. What I will say is that, bcos Mckinsey does a classification a certain way does not make it THE way. Every consulting company does their classifications in different ways based on who is writing and their motivations
6/26/21, 11:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): It is possible to agree that fintech is growing while challenging that fintech should be classified under the banking sector, especially in Nigeria where integration has no been achieved like in Europe
6/26/21, 11:02 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): One has to read these articles bearing in mind assumptions and context
6/26/21, 11:02 - Benedict: But technology is growing "in spite of" Nigeria and her government.
6/26/21, 11:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I agree with this whole-heartedly!
6/26/21, 11:03 - Benedict: Danke
6/26/21, 11:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Fully agree. But what is YOUR view on the McKinsey classification. That’s why I said the classification is besides the point. 

Benedwit while arguing that Fintech was Tech also submitted that they are being regulated by CBN. Last I checked CBN isn’t a tech regulator. 

But again, that’s a rabbit hole
6/26/21, 11:28 - Dee: 😀
6/26/21, 11:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... I do think that Uber is regulated by transport unions across the world. I think that their operations is transport enabled by tech. They are a tech company leveraging technology in the transportations sector. 

Hmmmm.. but even that isn’t the point today. Like you said, you can make any set of assumptions to arrive at a classification. 

So @2348028945332 sorry, Fintech is tech sector for you. For me it’s Financial services aka Banking. 😀🤷‍♀️
6/26/21, 11:38 - Dee: From this voice note now, is it omo that has "Japa" or Eugene that has "Pada"
6/26/21, 11:40 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
6/26/21, 11:43 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 you make me laugh really. Who has been the single most greatest impediment to achieving financial inclusion in Nigeria? The CBN. It has refused to allow fintech companies perform retail banking services arguing that they're not banks and won't be allowed to. Nigeria has repeatedly failed to meet any goal of financial inclusion. Whereas countries like Kenya, Tanzania and Ghana have make huge progress in providing digital financial services to their people. In fact, the fintech growth you're advertising is in spite of the government and the CBN, who've done everything in their power to cripple the sector
6/26/21, 11:44 - +234 803 075 0650: Renewable energy is a no-brainer. When businesses and homes don't have electricity why won't they attempt to plug into renewable energy which is the next alternative to generators?
6/26/21, 11:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na Odenigbo Pada o
6/26/21, 11:46 - +234 802 474 1100: You are mixing issues again. I have NOT advertised the CBN. By acknowledging that there are positive stories that YOU can write about to balance your Writing perspective and Branding, I am not saying that the government is doing well.

All the innovation I talk about are private sector led. Why can’t you separate the two? That I celebrate private sector led growth, does not equate to a celebration of Nigerias political leadership
6/26/21, 11:50 - +234 802 474 1100: I am simply asking you to write from a different perspective once in a while. There are things to celebrate and I think that it makes you more credible even
6/26/21, 11:50 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes. There are private sector led growth's that are all eventually frustrated by the government eventually. So writing about them is useless because we'll all return back to square one eventually.
There is something you must get. We cannot innovate our way out if bad governance. If you don't fix governance, everything you do will still be scuppered by bad governance.
6/26/21, 11:54 - Dee: 😀😀 I swear,  if we check am, one government official collect chris babe sometime in the past.
6/26/21, 11:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Perhaps Eugene may be happy if you write about these tech growths...and show how govt frustrates it all🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
6/26/21, 11:57 - +234 803 075 0650: I have in the past. I was involved in a Bill and Melinda Gates supported reporting on financial inclusion reporting programme. After sometime, I just refused to participate again. The reason is that the Nigerian government and the CBN is the single biggest obstacle to financial inclusion in Nigeria and I've written all I could about it. Reporting on one or two private-sector led initiatives is useless because eventually the government will frustrate them all
6/26/21, 11:58 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂😂
1-0
6/26/21, 11:59 - +234 803 075 0650: My conclusion is: we cannot innovate our way out of bad and catastrophic governance. We must fox governance if not, we'll continue dancing on one spot for ever
6/26/21, 12:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Or is it the successes of the tech industry? I've written countless articles on them some even though I was doing PR for MTN. But isn't the government supreintending the demolition of the industry now? If not that MTN had already made so much money from Nigeria and have the Nigerian market at its fingertips, it would have abandon the country too like shoprite and all other south African businesses are doing
6/26/21, 12:15 - Dee: So, I may be wrong, but  I have noticed something overtime. The problem of Nigeria is not all the fault of our current leaders. The problem of  Nigeria is mostly Nigerians. 

It is our mindset. We want a nation where law and order works. But we are too impatient to wait for traffic light. 

We buy something at a certain price to sell to fellow Nigerians at 2% interest. Inflation rises and we increase our price to take advantage of the 200% interest. Then blame government and or dollar rise for same product. 

We complain you can't get anything done without paying bribes in this country. But you tell that young lady looking for job in your office to face down, ass up on your office table before she can get the job.  

We unleash our inner dragons when it is time to analyze on Twitter. But when it is time to come out and protest, like Hong Kong did, we turn Moana chicken. 

We complain the government is not fixing the road, not giving electricity, etc. But you use a rented house like men use socks. Toilet handle don break, no problem open the top and pull the cable. Oga cable don break, no problem, attach rubber band. Why? Because it not your house. The road that leads to the front of your company building, have u fixed it? Even if it just for yourself?

We tell landlord we don't have money to pay rent and beg for a little more time, but we are secretly building our own house. Cheating the owner of his house of his profit. 


It is hard to change the mindset of Nigerians. We lack ownership mentality. We lack maintenence culture. We lack honestly. And as such, whoever you put on that seat, will do the same thing. Find the easiest way out. Sort out family and friends. Spend/acquire without permission money that you can't even finish spending in your life time. 

We Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria
6/26/21, 12:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I agree with this piece and it saddens me everyday when I think about it
6/26/21, 12:23 - +234 803 075 0650: That is the structures or institutions that are not working. Societal progress is not left for individuals. It is the failure if institutions that has led to these. Fix institutions and all these will be taken care of. Sadly, Buhari's Nigeria is a master at destroying institutions. That's why there will never be progress in Nigeria until we realise that institutions are essential for building a sustainable society
6/26/21, 12:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Sad but true
6/26/21, 12:31 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Eugene oh, I don't have express my self or discuss points in the way you expect them to come across. I may choose not to comment on the McKinsey article as a whole but express the view that categorising fintech in the banking sector in Nigeria is far fetched
6/26/21, 12:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): If we try yo read to understand + ask questions where need clarification + drink water / chilled zobo once in a while, we can all learn from different points of view and distinguish fact from opinion
6/26/21, 12:32 - Benedict: Me thinks there is an element if this but this can be easily corrected with a good policing and justice system which comes back to the government.
6/26/21, 12:33 - Benedict: If I live in a country where everyone breaks traffic laws, there is zero insensitive to obey one when I get there. In fact, I can argue that it becomes dangerous to obey one.
6/26/21, 12:34 - Benedict: If people were punished for disobeying traffic laws, others will comply
6/26/21, 12:36 - Benedict: As long as people too many people go scot-free for disobeying laws, it becomes disadvantageous to obey said laws.
6/26/21, 12:36 - +234 803 075 0650: That is institutions!!!!!!!
6/26/21, 12:36 - Benedict: If everyone bribes to get a job, na me wan come suffer because I be good boy?
6/26/21, 12:36 - Benedict: 💯
6/26/21, 12:37 - Benedict: I remember being on the express with @14692437489 in Florida.
6/26/21, 12:37 - Dee: Hmmm, this may not be entirely true. Let me use a simple example. 

Say you own a company and one of your workers is your cousin. Let us say you being the leader allows your cousin to do whatever he wants. So he comes to work late. Doesnt complete projects on time, etc. But you don't say anything. Cos he is your cousin. 

If your other workers decide to gossip vehemently about it when they are out of office but keep quiet during office hours, your cousin will continue being tardy. 

But if all your workers March straight to your office to tell you your cousin has poor work ethics, and demand he be removed or reprimanded otherwise they all go on strike, you will call your cousin to one side to tell him, bros, abeg, behave for some time first. Let everything die down. 

Our leader will go as far as we Let them.
6/26/21, 12:38 - Benedict: Most cars were going beyond the speed limit but as soon as the police car was sighted, see as everybody speed reduce
6/26/21, 12:39 - Benedict: I can fire the most vocal of the workers and the rest will adjust. That's what a Naija leader will do.
6/26/21, 12:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This may be a chicken and egg situation, especially because our leaders are Nigerian first before being leaders. So the attitude of Nigerians is the attitude of their leaders
6/26/21, 12:40 - +234 803 075 0650: This is a circular argument and it has been taking care of in academic literature of structure and agency. Structure (institutions) shape human behavior.  Agency is good but can only take you so far. All societies that have developed have strong institutions
6/26/21, 12:41 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I will say though that the balance of power between political leadership and the Nigerian population is skewed towards leadership - like everywhere else. A few people in government that commit to setting up credible and functional institutions will do infinitely more that the same number of Nigerians
6/26/21, 12:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes. The system is the problem. Everything is out of joint, not just leaders. So until we deliberately change the system, we'll keep getting the same outcome all the time
6/26/21, 12:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): *number of average Nigerians
6/26/21, 12:43 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 💯
6/26/21, 12:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How do we change the system?
Who carries out the change?
6/26/21, 12:44 - Benedict: My own is that not all Nigerians are bad. As rare as they are, there are some good ones or relatively good ones. We need to elect them as leaders so they can build institutions that will carry on  their legacy.
6/26/21, 12:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Perhaps we need a Nigerian who does not have the Nigerian DNA to carry out the change?
6/26/21, 12:44 - +234 802 474 1100: +1 on this! 
It’s easy to write about the government after you have chosen where your ire should go. 
How do we write as well to inspire a different Nigerian people?
6/26/21, 12:44 - +234 803 075 0650: This is a big question.  Election have consequences. Leadership is also important. The two have to align for any change to take place
6/26/21, 12:46 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How do we identify and  select these few good people now and make sure they are the only one in power so that these institutions can be built?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
6/26/21, 12:47 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 na where to find this rare breed oh
6/26/21, 12:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: And are these people ready to be in government or whatever position they need to hold to create these institutions so as to bring about the change we seek?
6/26/21, 12:47 - Dee: Lol. That is exactly what I am saying. Fear of what will happen to us is what incapacitates us. 

So during the Jan 6 Capitol hill protest, even though the rioters were fed lies, they truly believed the election were rigged. 

They were ready to kill anyone that dared steal their rightful win from them. Ready to give their lives. Some did give their lives. They were not ready to take the election steal. 

If the next candidate is thinking about rigging the election, after that riot, do you think he will still do it? 

When palatives were discovered and boys entered street, didn't police make themselves scare? Who born you?

One again, our leaders can only go as far as we let them
6/26/21, 12:49 - Benedict: I don't even think they are that rare.
6/26/21, 12:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Erm, shebi you people know that all of us on this group (the Japa crew 😂) are within the age bracket for leadership?!
6/26/21, 12:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hence my question if these rare breed if Nigerians are willing to take up positions!
6/26/21, 12:51 - Benedict: Exactly. I believe a number of us here put together would do good. But individually,  we would most likely blend with the status quo
6/26/21, 12:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes o! Like me!
6/26/21, 12:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I am assuming we all are part of the rare breed 😁😁😁😁😁
6/26/21, 12:52 - +234 802 474 1100: They aren’t! We’ve just fed our selves that narrative! There are great leaders all across Nigeria in various sectors showing examples of what Nigeria could be, within their own space
6/26/21, 12:52 - Benedict: 👍
6/26/21, 12:53 - Benedict: Thing is that a lot of them wouldn't want to soil their name in the current system
6/26/21, 12:54 - Benedict: So would rather do their thing in their small corner or japa
6/26/21, 12:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Not if we keep making politics out to be the devils work
6/26/21, 12:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hmmm...so we need to find those willing to sacrifice their good name in this current govt then🤔🤔🤔
6/26/21, 12:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Currently, politics have been hijacked by the money class. Without loads of money or being sponsored by a godfather, you have little chance
6/26/21, 12:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: See how that available rare breed number is thinning down o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/26/21, 12:55 - +234 803 075 0650: No. We're all willing. It's the wherewithal that is the problem
6/26/21, 12:55 - +234 802 474 1100: I agree with this. But disagree with the wording
6/26/21, 12:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/26/21, 12:56 - Benedict: Must u disagree with @2348030750650 ? 🤣🤣
6/26/21, 12:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Let me land na😂
6/26/21, 12:56 - +234 802 474 1100: For any political machine to be successful anywhere in the world... you need money!
6/26/21, 12:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Perhaps we can borrow a left from these agrictech companies...

Source funds from "rare breed geng" and sponsor a good person into power🤔🤔
6/26/21, 12:58 - +234 802 474 1100: Saying it has been hijacked infers that it used to be any different... my understanding though.... Sorry if that’s not what you were trying to say
6/26/21, 13:00 - +234 803 075 0650: Citizens must fund the campaign of candidates they believe in. If you allow some other people do it, the candidate is loyal to whoever funded his/her election first
6/26/21, 13:00 - +234 803 075 0650: It's that simple
6/26/21, 13:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na who go drop their hard earned naija money to this cause remain. Although I must say people rallied during the endsars protest
6/26/21, 13:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I even attended a meeting of diasporans across UK and US that were willing to put money and effort down for various political initiatives
6/26/21, 13:02 - +234 802 474 1100: True. But truth be told, across the world campaigns are funded by $100,000 dollars a plate dinners rather. Than 100,000 $1  contributions from the people
6/26/21, 13:03 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes, but check Biden's campaign. The donations from ordinary Americans was unprecedented. Likewise Obama's
6/26/21, 13:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Really ok I’ll check I’ve not seen the data spread... would be interesting to see...
6/26/21, 13:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I believe the thing to do is try. No one knows 100% that something is going to work until it is done. And that it's not how it works in the US does not mean it would not work in Nigeria. The alternative is having the 'rich' hold the government and politics hostage
6/26/21, 13:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Not just in the US... across the world literally!
Interesting that this is one area that you don’t want to take learnings from the world. Money funds politics, various countries put in laws to limit the influence - election financing laws... and that’s something we can do (literally copy those solutions that worked with a little tweak here and there) —-
6/26/21, 13:27 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-23/-dark-money-helped-pave-joe-biden-s-path-to-the-white-house
6/26/21, 13:28 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348030750650 a quick Check of that Biden’s contributors revealed this article by Bloomberg...
6/26/21, 13:38 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes. But also check the donations from ordinary Americans. I can't read the whole article. I no get money to subscribe to Blomberg abeg😏
6/26/21, 13:40 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/joe-biden/candidate?id=N00001669
6/26/21, 13:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol... I no spend money o... Na my VPN Dey sometimes gimme access .. don’t ask me how 🤷‍♀️
6/26/21, 13:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok... looks quite well spread..

Only problem is that sometimes these super pacs are made up of one or two families who then spread donations among family members to get around election campaign financing rules
6/26/21, 13:52 - +234 803 075 0650: That could well be true. But the picture is that ordinary Americans donated like hell to both campaigns because they know it's for their interests
6/26/21, 13:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I agree that money funds politics. What I'm saying is the source that money I.e. crowd funding vs few big sponsors. I don't think there is anyone who knows about politics that will say money does not fund politics, way back to ancient times sef
6/26/21, 13:55 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): What I am saying is that, in the Nigerian context, crowd having few people sign $100,000 cheques as you say may not be as effective as millions contributing $1
6/26/21, 13:58 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Abeg, how can I get my BVN oh? Without a naija phone number
6/26/21, 14:01 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Nvm. Online account to the rescue. T for Tenks!
6/26/21, 14:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Btw, I just realised I have NIN (national insurance number I assume). Who knew?
Abeg make una let me know when we go begin collect welfare and such 🤧
6/26/21, 14:06 - +234 803 075 0650: National Identification Number I suppose
6/26/21, 14:08 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na wa o. Who e epp?
6/26/21, 14:09 - +234 803 075 0650: Apparently you can't apply for and get an international passport without it again
6/26/21, 14:09 - +234 803 075 0650: So e go soon epp you🤪
6/26/21, 14:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah okay. We go sha dey do passport renewal for Iya Charlie country
6/26/21, 14:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Ah, I have testimony. When I did my passport renewal in 2019, I applied for 64 pages passport and paid the extra.

You won't believe that when processing finish, na 32 pages them give me. When I complained, oga say make I just take my passport commot unless I want delay. Him sha say make I go room, fill form. That they will refund the balance. I went to fill form oh, but in my mind, the money don lost
6/26/21, 14:15 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): The testimony
1. Them refund the £25 on top oh. It was after 1 or 2 months but them return am

2. With COVID lockdown and no travel, my 32 pages suppose reach me till 2024 when e go expire

Isn't God good! 🙌🏼
6/26/21, 14:17 - +234 803 075 0650: That's good to hear!
6/26/21, 14:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Nigeria! What a lovely country!! 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
6/26/21, 14:18 - +234 803 075 0650: Correct🤪🤪🤪🤪
6/26/21, 14:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Isn’t Nigeria good? You mean
6/26/21, 14:19 - +234 803 075 0650: Maybe @14692437489 will also tell us of his miracle with the Nigerian consulate in Atlanta when he's free🤪
6/26/21, 14:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Well, the moral of the story is. Get your naija passport from outside naija 😂
6/26/21, 14:25 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
6/26/21, 14:25 - +234 803 075 0650: You can't be sure yet o. Let @14692437489 come and tell us his story first
6/26/21, 14:40 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Be like the story tie wrapper
6/26/21, 14:44 - +234 803 075 0650: The layer of wrapper go surprise you. Well, na Ken story to tell sha
6/26/21, 15:45 - Dee: Never had issues getting passport in 9ja o. All my passports, except my very first one, were wait and get. I asked for 32 and got 32. I asked for 64pages and got 64. No issues whatsoever
6/26/21, 17:55 - +234 802 474 1100: You na govt pikin na! 

Even that you guy made me wait well o 😀😂
6/26/21, 17:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Your guy*
6/26/21, 17:57 - Dee: 😀 you want Chris to come for me bah? 

Chris i don't know anyone in government o. Never have. Don't know what Eugene is talking about o.
6/26/21, 18:07 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂

Chris needs to know that you have your perks/connections in high places sef...
6/26/21, 18:37 - Dee: Ha, How innocent people dey go prison no pass like this o.

I no know anybody o. I no dey among.
6/26/21, 19:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
6/26/21, 20:59 - +234 803 075 0650: Nobody in government offended me o. The only reason I'm focusing on the government is that there is no alternative to government. Gather the best of the private sector, they can't do the work of the government. 
In the 1990s, the West gave up on African governments and decided to channel their development aids through NGOs. Currently there are close to 20,000 NGOs working in Africa alone. Yet the problems in Africa continue to worsen. There's no bypassing the government
6/26/21, 21:05 - Benedict: How far with this? Lemme know and be saving my coins 🙈. Sorry Chris for the segue 😁
6/28/21, 00:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All of u talking too much here, make una act and change 9ja! @2348024741100 wee be giving all the whole analysis in the world but is working in another man's land, @2348030750650 is there attacking the 9ja govt from the abroad....how d 9ja wan con take good
6/28/21, 00:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You sure say na nigeria consulate u take do that passport?😁
6/28/21, 00:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My miracle nor be here o.....3months after i still never see d passport
6/28/21, 00:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 1. I call their office for Atlanta tire (at least 7 times a day for at least a week) to get info, nobody to pick

2. I summon courage apply with one mind on *March 4, 2021*

3. They say once u pay you will be given a date to appear for fingerprints (that one na scam)

4. After paying tru the portal, the pop up say, no interview date available, contact the consulate for a date (the same pipu wey nor de pick call)

5. I got info i could do walk in, but i wee need to bring in $100 Money order ( *money order that must not be addressed to anyone*) aside the $107 i pay online for renewal o

6. I decide to walk in 2 days after as i need to travel soon

7. Part of the documents to bring along: Letter of consent for my two boys from the parents. (Abeg why do i need consent letter when both parents are present and we have valid IDs + expired nigerian passport on us)
6/28/21, 00:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 8. We enter Atlanta and we got to the consulate at about 6:15am, we had about 5 pipu ahead of us already

9. See as dem lock us outside the gate like criminals and were attending to us from the other side. 

10. We even had to pay $20 to park again.

11. E reach time to start to call names at 9am, only 6 pipu had appointment for that day the rest of us (about  100 were walk in). Abeg tell me why na only 6 pipu dem gi appointment for 1 day.
6/28/21, 00:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://youtu.be/0I3S_BwLdPM
6/28/21, 00:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: An idea of the interface b4 the fingerprinting
6/28/21, 00:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The idiots that started working around 9 stopped at about 11am, because the only man out ofq all of them in that office doing the work, had to go for lunch for 1hr and we watch am drive out and till im come back dem nor attend to anybody.

We Eventually left there at about 1pm
6/28/21, 00:41 - Benedict: Are u not going to apply for naija tourist visa so🤣🤣
6/28/21, 00:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The cow that eventually attended to us with the fingerprinting was usinv me to watch match and i nor fit vex like that cos the cow might decide not to answer me again..... imagine saying one word and watching tv for like 1min and then come back to me.

Imagine raising ur voice (shouting) at a 2yr old saying he shld stay still for a passport/picture
6/28/21, 00:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It's really not any different....btw they don't even process visas in the consulate there....can u bliv that?
6/28/21, 00:48 - Benedict: VISA on arrival should work, worst case
6/28/21, 00:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Too much tori to type.....

About 6 weeks after i applied (una remember when i said i applied abi, *March 4, 2021*) they sent me this email
6/28/21, 00:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 00:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and then comman hustle ppt in 9ja again? Even captain @2348126296642 guy has not delivered for my MIL yet till now
6/28/21, 00:51 - Benedict: No be wetin ur country give us too?🤣
6/28/21, 00:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This is sppsed to be my own country o.....nor forget say na *visitors* visa una de find from US o
6/28/21, 00:53 - Benedict: 😂
6/28/21, 01:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...and me want to renew my passport o😁
6/28/21, 01:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Annoying thing is after applying and pay online, they ask you to print and bring what you did online
6/28/21, 01:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Fucked country
6/28/21, 01:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and @2348024741100 wee comman say @2348030750650 should write at least 1 thing good abkut nigeria in his articles every week or once in a while🤣
6/28/21, 01:04 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol
6/28/21, 01:05 - +234 803 075 0650: You no like me o. I'm more useful to Nigeria alive than dead. Haven't you heard Buhari has chased away most of the critical journalists from Nigeria? Those who refused to leave are disappearing with no trace
6/28/21, 01:05 - Benedict: Cam dan o. Ur country too. We are renewing Valerie's passport. U will fill online then print and bring for one interview
6/28/21, 01:06 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 01:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How? Madam applied for 1st tym without submitting anything online she filled the forms (paper forms) and took it into the office
6/28/21, 01:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I will like to know what you *submitted online* and verify what you are *taking into the office to the i terview*

I am very sure you are not printing what u filled and submitted online like ur country de ask
6/28/21, 01:09 - Benedict: Maybe because we are outside the country sha
6/28/21, 01:10 - Benedict: After filling, it will ask you to click a button to download
6/28/21, 01:10 - Benedict: the downloaded form just has the information filled on the portal
6/28/21, 01:10 - Benedict: we are now supposed to take the signed downloaded form for the interview
6/28/21, 01:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Did u submit it online?

I am sure what you did was the fillable pdf online, you could have downloaded that form, fill it in with ink and come in for interview
6/28/21, 01:14 - Benedict: This man, i no know fillable pdf again? Lols. U over-rate this ur country o🤣🤣
6/28/21, 01:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/28/21, 01:14 - Benedict: Or u under-rate mine too much
6/28/21, 01:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We never can tell na
6/28/21, 01:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Not to under-rate ur country too much..... are you saying u submitted something online and that same thing you submitted,  you were asked to print it?
6/28/21, 01:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I like u jare🤣🤣
6/28/21, 01:17 - Benedict: lemme send u the link
6/28/21, 01:17 - Benedict: https://pptform.state.gov/passportwizardmain.aspx
6/28/21, 01:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 comman see ur country that @2348030725702  wantu show u😁
6/28/21, 01:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Before i read this, pls answer my kweshon
6/28/21, 01:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 👆🏽
6/28/21, 01:19 - Benedict: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6/28/21, 01:19 - Benedict: I filled this form last week here
6/28/21, 01:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay...that is news to me then.
Thanks for the information
6/28/21, 01:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lemme go and check the site
6/28/21, 01:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 01:27 - Benedict: So? I fill a form and submit online then print it
6/28/21, 01:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I take this back
6/28/21, 01:27 - Benedict: No be the same thing?
6/28/21, 01:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nope
6/28/21, 01:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 01:30 - Benedict: Will i get the form in my post office in Lagos? No.
6/28/21, 01:31 - Benedict: So i MUST fill that form online and click a SUBMIT button in order to print the form.
6/28/21, 01:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So 

1. It is bcos u are outside the country
2. They have a pdf version online, you can just print and use ink to fill it out and absolutely have nothing to enter online
6/28/21, 01:31 - Benedict: 1 applies to u too
6/28/21, 01:32 - Benedict: 2 is unacceptable in Nigeria oga. I MUST fill that form online
6/28/21, 01:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am in a Nigerian embassy.....No difference.
6/28/21, 01:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...in, at, an i nor even sabi d right english again bcos of Benedict
6/28/21, 01:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 01:44 - Benedict: 🤣
6/28/21, 04:09 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 05:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Type ya apology to Nigeria first. Insulting our very efficient consulate😂
6/28/21, 05:19 - +234 802 474 1100: This is a good thing na!! 😂
6/28/21, 08:51 - +234 803 072 5702: is this the Chidinma that is causing Zaddies worldwide to convene emergency meeting?
6/28/21, 09:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E resemble am o
6/28/21, 14:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Gerrahia
Efficient kee una there
6/28/21, 14:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg what is the whole idea cos i am interested
6/28/21, 14:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I mean interested to know o
6/28/21, 14:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁
6/28/21, 14:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 u follow part of the emergency meeting?🤣🤣
6/28/21, 14:59 - +234 802 971 7134: Are you not an ex-officio
6/28/21, 14:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I see @2348030750650 has the picture, so he very well might be part of the meeting already😁
6/28/21, 15:00 - +234 802 971 7134: Person tell me say Christian Eriksen A danish player slumped at the Euros but the Euros continued… fill in the gap
6/28/21, 15:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hian.....you are?
6/28/21, 15:17 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga tell us the resolution and stop wasting our time with this diversionary tactics😏
6/28/21, 15:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I don't even understand what u are saying again
6/28/21, 15:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Resolution of the emergency meeting of Zaddies worldwide 🤪
6/28/21, 15:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This is kenneth o, not @2348029717134 or @2348030725702 who knows that zaddies are convening a meeting🤣
6/28/21, 15:39 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/28/21, 15:40 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 15:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 15:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 15:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030725702 having this video is a clear indication you are there already....na u record una arrival?😁
6/28/21, 15:48 - +234 803 072 5702: lol...it was sent to me o😁...you know that apart from probably politicians, my sector is responsible for the largest percentage of zaddies...😁
6/28/21, 15:48 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.ghgossip.com/all-sugar-daddies-fall-back-to-base-one-man-down-cubana-chief-priest-to-married-men-following-the-death-of-super-tv-boss/
6/28/21, 15:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *"...my sector"* you must be a grand member then🤣
6/28/21, 15:53 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol...i'm an independent adviser pls.😁
6/28/21, 15:54 - +234 803 072 5702: its a sad story o...i actually realized that i knew the guy's wife well...been in meetings with her and her team for this FG's gas expansion program.
6/28/21, 16:01 - +234 803 075 0650: It's a pity really.
6/28/21, 16:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Eeeeya....na wa o
6/28/21, 20:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehen @2348024741100 i have news/ Miracle to share o
6/28/21, 20:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/28/21, 20:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Praiseeeeeeeeee the Lord
6/28/21, 20:22 - +234 802 971 7134: Congrats. Naija don set
6/28/21, 20:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yes o, except madam wey we never sabi if her yankee ppt go ready (@2348028945332 oya comman talk)😁
6/28/21, 20:25 - Benedict: 😁
6/28/21, 20:25 - Benedict: Maybe Lai Muhammed dey track this chat o
6/28/21, 20:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Maybe i shld just wish and something happens to ur president?🤔😅
6/28/21, 20:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100  na play i de play o🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
6/28/21, 20:51 - Dee: Looking nice.
6/28/21, 22:53 - +234 802 474 1100: See fresh Nigerian passports!!
6/29/21, 10:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U see they are reading our chats! Lai Mohammed and Pantamin and co
6/29/21, 12:46 - +234 803 075 0650: https://fij.ng/article/nigerian-delegates-to-moscow-security-conference-fail-to-attend-conference-but-return-with-flat-screen-tvs/
6/29/21, 13:01 - Dee: So who do we blame for this?
6/29/21, 13:03 - +234 803 075 0650: No institution, no accountability, no consequences. Result - impunity
6/29/21, 13:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No be today
6/29/21, 13:05 - +234 803 075 0650: That's the story of Nigeria. We can't rely on individuals doing the right thing. There must be a strong institution of restraint in place to guide and shape behavior
6/29/21, 13:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: when I worked in chevrons travel department, her was one NNPC woman we booked a first class ticket for to travel to the US for training. Because it was an expensive ticket we followed up with her to confirm she will actually travel, she said yes. She even went and collected her per diem, time for travel, woman didn’t show up.
6/29/21, 13:05 - Dee: So which institution would check sth like this and punish it?
6/29/21, 13:06 - Dee: But those institutions are made up of /  run by people.
6/29/21, 13:08 - +234 803 075 0650: We call it rule of law, rule of the game etc. Check all countries that are making progress, they're guided by strong institutions (read laws)
6/29/21, 13:09 - +234 803 075 0650: There's no action without consequences. Once one person gets away with his/her actions, the institution has been compromised
6/29/21, 13:13 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348126296642, this is for you


The power of institutions: Lessons from the United States
Christopher Akor
Donald Trump, the amoral former United States President, spent the last five to six years bullying the entire Republican Party to submission. It basically became the party of Donald Trump and the ruling ideology was Trumpism and anything Trump believes in. Anyone within the Republican establishment who disagrees with him is tagged a RINO (Republican in name only) and banished.  With Trump firmly controlling the base of the party, many principled Republican congressmen and women and state elected officials that had dared to disagree with him have suffered crushing political defeats. Trump became the Republican Party and the Republican Party became Trump.
Of course, Trump was on a high. He thought the 2020 election will be a walk in the park; and he was right. He was in total control of the Republican party; has had  a record total of 234 ultra-conservative judgeship nominees appointed and confirmed by the United State Senate, including three associate justices of the Supreme Court, 54 judges for the US courts of appeals, 174 judges for the US district courts, and three judges for the US Court of International trade; delivered a huge tax cut in 2017 (corporate tax was cut from 35% to 21%) that boosted the economy and the job markets with unemployment figures crashing to 3.5 percent, the lowest since 1969. What was more, the Democrat party seems to be in disarray since the defeat of 2016 and doesn’t seem to know how to effectively confront or checkmate Trump.
Then Covid-19 happened and Trump correctly diagnosed it as bad news. He thus initially ignored it, downplayed it, peddled in or indulged conspiracy theorists and touted bogus cures for the virus.  As his polls numbers plunged he got more desperate. He began selling the idea that he cannot lose the election except it was stolen from him, and accused Democrats, without evidence, of a grand scheme to rig the elections especially through mail-in-voting.
In any case, he believed he will successfully have the election results tossed out and reclaim another mandate through the Supreme Court (he successfully nominated three of its six conservative members and they must remain loyal to him) or get the state legislators, board of electors, board of canvassers or even congress reject the results of the election thereby clearing the way for his election by Congress, where Republicans control a majority of states.
Of course, we knew how it played out. He lost the elections, started projecting the big lie that he won the election but it was stolen from him, got his lawyers to file over 64 lawsuits contesting election processes, vote counting, and the vote certification process in multiple states including Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Almost all the suits were dismissed in all the states – even by Trump appointed and conservative judges as baseless and lacking in evidence or merit.  The Supreme Court also dealt the Trump election lawsuits a death blow when it refused to even entertain one of the bogus lawsuits brought by a fawning Taxes Attorney General  (later joined by about 18 Republican states) to overturn election results in key battleground states where Biden won.
Despite Trump’s immense popularity and his absolute control of the Republican party and its base, he could not succeed in any of the elaborate schemes to get the results of the election overturned in any of the states involved, including in Georgia where ultra-conservatives control all levers of power and are unapologetically Trumpian.
Aaron Van Langevelde, a 40 year old lawyer and loyal Republican in Michigan exemplified the challenge Trump faced but never expected. Van Langevelde is a staunch Republican. He works for Republicans in the statehouse, giving legal advice to advance Republican causes and win Republican campaigns. He represented the kind of Republican with ambition and future in the party. As a reward, he was appointed by the party into the Michigan state’s board of election canvassers (made up of two Democrats and Republics each) - the body that certifies all state-wide elections in Michigan.  His mandate – as handed down by the state and national party chairs and by Donald Trump – was to delay or even outrightly refuse to certify the state’s election results, which Biden won, even if all 83 counties in the state have certified their results.
But at the meeting of the state board of canvassers on November 23, Langelvelde damned everyone and everything and voted to certify the state’s election result with the following statement: “We must not attempt to exercise power we simply don’t have....As John Adams once said, ‘we are a government of laws, not men.’ This board needs to adhere to that principle here today. This board must do its part to uphold the rule of law and comply with our legal duty to certify this election.” Georgia’s governor, secretary of state, and states’ board of canvassers, and even Trump’s ultra-loyal Vice President, Mike Pence, when faced with the prospect of breaking the law to do Trump’s wish, simply refused.  
Unlike what most Nigerians and Africans were thinking and arguing, the ultimate test of the maturity of a democratic system is not the conduct of individuals, but the capacity of the system to constrain such behaviours. As James Comey, former FBI Director, argued recently in an Op-ed; “since the beginning, the United States has built a system with bad and incompetent leaders in mind.” Frederick Douglass puts it better: “Our government may be in the hands of a bad man...We ought to have our government so shaped that even when in the hands of a bad man we shall be safe.”   
 Clearly, the American system has passed a critical stress test. That is the lesson African democracies should be learning and not focusing on the bizarre conduct of Trump!
 
6/29/21, 13:14 - +234 803 075 0650: I wrote it while sipping wine in the dining of @14692437489 in Florida🤪
6/29/21, 13:21 - Dee: I think you actually made my point for me. 

Trump could not overturn the election because a few people refused to break the law. 

So if we are calling institutions "rule of law" then we have institutions as well. Because we have the 1999 constitution. But the law cannot start enforcing itself. We Nigerians have to enforce it. 

But do we follow it? 

So using what u posted, it wasn't the "rule of law"  that saved America. It was because a few people in trumps camp refused to break it.
6/29/21, 13:27 - +234 803 075 0650: The point you keep missing is that those individuals didn't act because of their conscience. It's fear of consequences. All those who aided Nixon in the Watergate scandal all went to jail even if Nixon was pardoned by President Ford
6/29/21, 14:50 - +234 803 075 0650: Institutions are actually designed to structure, incentivise and discourage behaviors. So, if you see individuals behavior in a particular way, look at the incentive structure. There lies the institutions
6/29/21, 16:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks @2348126296642 ! I owe you one bottle
6/29/21, 16:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Owe him one gadget instead...maybe one kawasaki ninja😁😁😁
6/29/21, 16:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Maybe I need to write an article on how exactly institutions work to structure and influence human behavior. I used to think it was obvious before🙈
6/29/21, 16:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That is how they have forgotten this👆🏽 and the primary reason for this group.

Everyday Eugene wee be fighting Chris with 9ja matter and owing Deji alcohol that he doesn't know how to drink😏🙄
6/29/21, 16:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg let's get back to basis. Where's the next gbedu joo🤪
6/29/21, 16:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/29/21, 17:46 - Dee: But fear of consequences is also what makes some Nigerians, that are supposed to enforce the law, look the other way. Hence rendering the "institutions" useless.   Like a lawyer thinking of sueing Jagaban.
6/29/21, 17:48 - Dee: But the American institutions didn't make Trump an asshole. We can't blame the American institutions for that
6/29/21, 17:49 - Dee: Bottle with "dorime" abi without?
6/29/21, 17:50 - Dee: Come let me pay your bride price again. You too sabi wetin I like.
6/29/21, 17:51 - Dee: 😀 u just take style yabb me say I no dey drink be that o. I will have you know, I get Amarula for my fridge right this minute.
6/29/21, 19:15 - +234 802 474 1100: I owe myself one self- @2348126296642  im lookingfor free teacher 

As well as someone to help me beg Omo to #freemejoor
6/29/21, 19:16 - +234 802 474 1100: That Deji doesnt know how to drink abi? You see why them talk say comma dey important for statement
6/29/21, 19:20 - Dee: Simple. Just find one person that rides and can take Omo for a ride. Just one ride pere. That's all. 

She will use her own money to buy it for you on your next birthday.
6/29/21, 19:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: For inside country wey dey reject accident victim, Abeg o
6/29/21, 20:57 - Dee: Full kits dey protect o. Nothing go happen
6/30/21, 01:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Whi is this Eugene boi sef😏
6/30/21, 01:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 01:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Who*
6/30/21, 04:39 - Dee: That is how they fail exam. "What did you do" to buy the car was the question. Not how big is your sugar daddy
6/30/21, 13:35 - +234 803 075 0650: https://fij.ng/article/how-tonso-elites-solomon-kalu-clinton-uweshi-vanished-with-4000-investors-n10bn/

Nigerians will never learn. Everyday different forms of MMM keeps springing up and they always fall for them
6/30/21, 13:47 - Dee: This thing is greed. 

First of all, never do a high risk investment with money you are not willing to lose.

Secondly, these people are smart. They will pay out once or twice to get you hooked. Then run you street
6/30/21, 13:49 - +234 803 075 0650: That is not smartness. That's gullibility. The fraudsters have always followed the same template. No change whatsoever
6/30/21, 14:03 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): To be honest through, the options for credible investment in Nigeria context is limited due to high risk. Some people may just fall into the trap because somebody they know and trust tell them it is legit
6/30/21, 14:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The situation people find themselves could also play a critical role.

Although this is not MMM in nature but let me share.

There is this man we went to the same school together, he finished his Ph.D. about a year after me, he is about 60yrs old, he lectures at that Nigeria College of aviation in Zaria. About 3months ago he buzzed me with this msg
6/30/21, 14:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 14:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Of course his last msg was just to ask if he could use me.

I called him afterwards and ask him which opportunity did he get and he said he got an email saying he was one of the lucky winners in the US DV lottery for this year.
My first question to him afterwards was: Did you apply for any lottery? He said no. Next, do yoh know that Nigeria is no longer on the list of countries that are eligible,  he said but i got an email.

I asked to see a copy of the email, after scrutinizing, the 1st thing o saw was the senders email, which can never be from the DHS moreso, i dug further into the forms they were asking him to fill, some don't exist and others were not related to the class of visa they claim he was selected for. After plenty talk i was able to convince him it was a scam.
6/30/21, 14:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Days after, he said he wanted to do it for his kids.

Ffwd to 2months after, his wife died. Apparently she has been suffering from cancer and he had been going tru a lot financially and mentally
6/30/21, 14:21 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): As in. Awareness and level of 'education' + exposure - in quotes because na life / street education na im sure pass
6/30/21, 14:21 - Dee: Yeah. How gullible people are too helps
6/30/21, 14:22 - Dee: True that
6/30/21, 14:22 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Desperation join...multiple elements and dimensions
6/30/21, 14:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So he was obviously not able to think properly and do little checks for himself....
6/30/21, 14:24 - Dee: Eiya. His condition sort of clouded his judgement.
6/30/21, 14:24 - Dee: Yeah
6/30/21, 14:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Maybe that too.....

So my brother @2348030750650 i don't think it is just *gullibility*
6/30/21, 14:28 - +234 803 075 0650: OK o. But your friend too how much is his salary a month? I remember universities in Nigeria trying to recruit me. I was blunt to them. The salary you'll pay me can't even pay for my rent. So no need.
6/30/21, 14:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am not privy to his salary info. But I would think that he was earning quite ok.... He was a step close to a director (don't really know how their syst works) or so b4 he graduted and his graduation was sppse to push him there.
6/30/21, 14:46 - +234 803 075 0650: OK may be relative o. You know no Nigerian professor earns up to $1000 as monthly salary abi?
6/30/21, 18:27 - Dee: That is too much of a general statement to make. Unless you know the salary of every professor in Nigeria, it is impossible to be that certain.  After all,  $1000 is just 500K.
6/30/21, 18:32 - Dee: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 18:34 - +234 803 075 0650: They have a salary scale. Even private universities follow that scale.
6/30/21, 19:00 - Dee: Maybe the salary scale you saw hasn't been updated yet.  cos I just confirmed from a brand new PhD person. And the person said some do collect above 500K.
6/30/21, 19:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348126296642 ...epp me read my PM
6/30/21, 19:02 - Dee: That aside, I know 500k as salary isn't bad. But I don't think it is a good thing that we are even arguing 500K for a professor. They should be earing more than that. Way more than that without having to work for oil companies like some geology profs. Phd isn't easy to get.
6/30/21, 19:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Also, i don't know about 9ja but here, depending on what kind of grant you can bring to the dept or school, salaries are never same irrespective of any defined scale the school uses
6/30/21, 19:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Infact, at other times how you came into the school as a lecturer, in terms of who you know (at my own Florida Tech at least) your salary fit pass the person dem employ u with at the same time for the same level and or experience
6/30/21, 19:06 - Dee: *earning
6/30/21, 19:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I can't be the only one that observed this 😄. Madam Judy bringing the matter to family meeting (tatafo wee nor kee me!)
6/30/21, 19:08 - Dee: 😀😀
6/30/21, 19:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Tor...there is a pot of efo riro  with snails, ponmo, goatmeat and other obstacles at stake😁😁😁😁😁😁
6/30/21, 19:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I knew I shd have taken this Neighbour Matter seriously
6/30/21, 19:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See all the obstacles in one pot. O lawd gwad!😁
6/30/21, 19:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 19:14 - Dee: Errmmm,  there is no accommodation available in my estate at the moment. Check again in a few days, when the pot is empty.
6/30/21, 19:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 19:16 - Dee: 😀
6/30/21, 19:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
6/30/21, 19:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Welp, today just became her last day at the school. Case closed!
6/30/21, 20:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah they help reduce risk...

But Hmmm... all the factors sef, if scammers mean you. Them go find ya weakness...
6/30/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: This 2nd line is it. Decide your level of risk and stick to that comfort level...

When friends are telling you about their high reward, just close ya eyes and continue on ya own financial journey- no detours
6/30/21, 20:12 - +234 803 075 0650: Especially if you're hammering from Roche and the likes abi?🤪
6/30/21, 20:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Please retype the network is bad here--- cant read it clearly
6/30/21, 20:13 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/1/21, 06:34 - +234 803 075 0650: Re-examining the leadership deficit in Africa
Christopher Akor
There is no denying the reality that Africa is the poorest part of the world. It is not for nothing that the continent is still referred to as the ‘dark continent’ renowned mainly for wars, famine, poverty and brutal dictators. A look through the yearly United Nations Human Develop Index will show African countries occupying the lower rungs of the index. Even the success of the Western-led democratisation drive of the 1990s and 2000s has not changed the fortune of the continent. While the one party states and brutal dictators of the 60s and 70s have been replaced by multi-party democracies and elected leaders, the quality of governance hasn’t substantially improved. In fact, going by all credible macroeconomic indicators, much of the region has not only experienced stagnation but evident retrogression in the decades since independence.
In trying to explain this shocking phenomenon of almost universal failure in Africa, scholars have advanced different theories from geography/climatic conditions, colonial antecedents, investments, reforms, and most recently leadership. Aside the scholars who cited geography and climatic conditions for Africa’s poor performances, most African and pan-Africanist scholars devoted decades to showing why colonialism, neo-colonialism and the imbalance in the relations and trade between the metropols and African states have made it difficult or impossible for African states to make progress. However, that argument has now run its full course with the rapid successes and growth of East Asian states. Even as African economies were failing in the 60s and 70s, issues of growth and development were still mainly viewed as politically neutral or even above politics. What were required for growth and development, it was thought, were the influx of foreign investment and implementation of a wide range of public sector reforms. Consequently, the Bretton Woods institutions prescribed and compelled distressed African states to adopt the Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP) as the sure best way of resuscitating their ailing economies and achieving economic growth.
It was only when the SAP failed across board that attention began to shift to the quality of leadership in Africa. The solution to the leadership problem, it was thought, was liberal democracy. And with the end of the Cold War, the United States with its western partners began an aggressive campaign to democratise African countries. That campaign was hugely successful. The third wave of democratisation swept through almost 48 African countries. Subsequently, emphasis was placed on improving the nature of democracies. And that too was largely successful. In 1990, almost no country in Africa had set a constitutional term limit for leaders. However, by the turn of the century, over 30 have inserted term limits in their constitutions and now hold multiparty elections with a good record of alternation of power among political parties. Still yet, governance only marginally improved.
The Sudanese billionaire, Mo Ibrahim, was so concerned about the problem of leadership in Africa that he set up the world’s largest leadership prize to reward democratically elected African leaders who respect their constitutions and leave office when their tenure ends and who demonstrate some leadership qualities. “I’m ashamed. We really need to resolve the problem and the problem, in our view, is bad leadership and bad governance,” Ibrahim concluded. But even with the prize and many attempts to improve the quality of leadership, governments across Africa has yet to improve. Advocates of good governance in Africa have now resorted to moral suasion and training of potential leaders in governance to prepare them for future leadership.
But, why has leadership, with very few exceptions, been generally disappointing in Africa and below global levels? This question becomes imperative considering that the East Asian Tigers were not even democracies when they were posting impressive economic growth. Increasingly, evidence is pointing to one factor – the weakness or failure of institutions. Nowhere else are state institutions so weak, absent or even ignored altogether in governance than in Africa. As political theorists and scholars of African politics have surmised, the state is Africa is just a decoy, a pseudo-Western facade masking, as it were, deeply personalised political relations, and that whatever formal institutions exist are largely devoid of authority. African leaders have perfected the art of isomorphic mimicry – the creation of institutions that act in ways to make themselves look like institutions in other places that are perceived as legitimate, but which, in reality, are not. That is why despite the placing of term limits in most constitutions, leaders generally do not respect the term limits and easily get the parliaments to re-write the rules to favour them.
At the root of this proclivity to abolish or bypass institutions and centre governance around themselves is a total dislike for accountability. Once elected or catapulted into office, African leaders feel they are the embodiment of the will of the people and do not need to render account to anyone or be subjected to the various institutions of restraints that mature democracies erect to prevent abuse of power. Parliaments are often packed with loyalists and or ignored completely. The judiciary is compromised or intimidated while the press is simply muzzled. There is no order, no predictability and officials behave as they like since there are no institutions to moderate their conduct. The East Asian countries, even though not democracies, possessed some ‘redeeming features’ of good governance and democracy such as accountability, predictability, the rule of law (according to their own internal disciplines) and competition in designated spheres that helped propelled their growth.
Institutions are the basic building blocks of a prosperous and sustainable society. Wise societies therefore who devote time and effort to building strong institutions (read a capable state), which, in the words of Ricardo Hausmann, “can protect the country and its people, keep the peace, enforce rules and contracts, provide infrastructure and social services, regulate economic activities, credibly enter into inter-temporal obligations, and tax society to pay for it all” are ultimately successful while those that depend on rule by philosopher kings, moralists and strongmen are not and ultimately become poor. The choice before Africa is clear.
 
7/1/21, 12:56 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQyEl87JqdR/?utm_medium=share_sheet
7/1/21, 12:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I would like to dedicate this post to @2348030750650 and @2348024741100 🤧
7/1/21, 12:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks for the recogntion Chairwoman! 😁

We your committeemembers pay homage
7/1/21, 13:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/1/21, 15:03 - Dee: 😀
7/1/21, 15:05 - +234 803 075 0650: 😏😏😏
7/2/21, 07:26 - Dee: Good morning gender that ate the forbidden fruit first and the gender that betrayed Jesus. 

Question:- is anyone travelling out of 9ja but not buying full PTA?
7/2/21, 08:23 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga go and visit your malam🤪🤪🤪
7/2/21, 08:30 - Dee: 😀 
Unfortunately,  aboki is 500. PTA is 410. Since  Wifey didn't allow me get a sugar mummy, and I am not related to dangote, I have to go with PTA.
7/2/21, 08:43 - +234 803 075 0650: I understand. But you see why we are an unserious country abi? How do you create such a system of arbitrage and expect people not to abuse it?
7/2/21, 08:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris don start again😁
7/2/21, 08:46 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): The real question is, did Chris ever stop?! 🤷🏽‍♀️
7/2/21, 08:46 - +234 803 075 0650: But that's what gave Emiefele a second term na - selling cheap dollars to the cabal😏
7/2/21, 08:58 - +234 803 072 5702: abi. At least Sanusi Lamido confirmed this much. He's probably the longest surviving political appointee till date...
7/2/21, 09:06 - +234 803 075 0650: No CBN governor since 1999 has ever had a second term except Emiefele. Guy was just selling cheap dollars to northern cabals and printing money anyhow for Buhari to spend. As at the last count, he's illegally printed almost N10 trillion for the government since 2015
7/2/21, 09:06 - +234 802 474 1100: I dont do innuendos and accusations
7/2/21, 09:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris o! How do you even begin to back up this statement
7/2/21, 09:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Yeah. You do NTA news
7/2/21, 09:07 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
7/2/21, 09:07 - +234 802 474 1100: I do actually.
7/2/21, 09:07 - +234 803 072 5702: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/i-can-sit-in-my-garden-make-billions-through-forex-without-sweat-emir-of-kano/
7/2/21, 09:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg make I sleep. It's still 3am here
7/2/21, 09:11 - +234 803 075 0650: https://qz.com/africa/1093002/nigerias-central-bank-emefiele-is-printing-naira-to-buhari-government-afloat/
7/2/21, 09:11 - +234 803 075 0650: This is since 2017. See Doyin Salami's remarks as a member of the CBN monetary policy committee.
7/2/21, 09:12 - +234 803 075 0650: It has gotten worse since then
7/2/21, 09:12 - +234 802 474 1100: I read this bros. Yes if you have access you can get more PTA. Same with pretty much everything anywhere: with access you can get more

The accusation/conclusion i am challenging is *Thats what kept him till date, selling cheap dollars to the cabal + Till date he has printed illegal 10trillion.
7/2/21, 09:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Saying CBN has been printing illegal 10trillion is with all due respect - oversimplifying legal govt lending. And honestly a crooked way for the media to portray it. Just makes for juicy news
7/2/21, 09:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Lets debate on what proportion of direct govt lending is comfortable rather than put a label of illegality just because you want yo make news juicier
7/2/21, 09:17 - +234 802 474 1100: The US has *printed* trillions of dollars to get their economy out of the doldrums
7/2/21, 09:17 - +234 803 075 0650: I don't do sensationalism. What is the legal requirement for CBN lending to the government? 5% of revenues. What has Emiefele been doing since? Printing free money for the government while mopping up money from the banks to contain rising inflation.
7/2/21, 09:17 - +234 802 474 1100: If you watch Fox news- the US president is commiting a felony
7/2/21, 09:17 - +234 802 474 1100: If you watch CNN, the president is saving the economy
7/2/21, 09:18 - +234 803 075 0650: This is as comparing apples to oranges really. It makes me laugh. What's the inflation rate in the US and Nigeria?
7/2/21, 09:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Its not. Youare simply cherry pickingnews to fit your story line
7/2/21, 09:19 - +234 803 075 0650: The US borrows every dime from the Feds and pays back. There's absolutely no way Buhari or Nigerian state governments are ever going to pay back CBN lendings. You and I know that
7/2/21, 09:21 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.brookings.edu/blog/up-front/2020/03/25/where-is-the-u-s-government-getting-all-the-money-its-spending-in-the-coronavirus-crisis/
7/2/21, 09:22 - +234 803 075 0650: Any attempt by the CBN to deduct its credit to the states will automatically lead to state collapse. Is that lending?
7/2/21, 09:22 - +234 802 474 1100: For those who want to understand govt lending a bit more especially during a recession/pandemic take a read
7/2/21, 09:22 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg I'm going back to bed jare😏
7/2/21, 09:22 - +234 802 474 1100: 😛
7/2/21, 09:25 - Dee: U people cannot go to bed o. 
I still don't have PTA
I am still not allowed a sugar mummy 
And I am still not related to dangote

Let us use all these finance talk to solve my PTA wahala na.
7/2/21, 09:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Ask @2348024741100 o. He's apparently very connected 🤪
7/2/21, 09:27 - Dee: So na Eugene get the connect?
7/2/21, 09:27 - Dee: @Eugene,  whats up?
7/2/21, 09:28 - Dee: I love Nigeria. Don't mind chris. Let is talk business.
7/2/21, 09:28 - Dee: us
7/2/21, 09:37 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😄 Bros, you have focus in this life. I stan 🙌🏼
7/2/21, 09:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol @2348126296642 I no dey connected o...

UnfortunatelyPTA is not approved for Abidjan ....😁
7/2/21, 09:44 - +234 803 075 0650: But everyone has access to it na?🤪
7/2/21, 09:44 - Dee: 😀 na d one wey dey do me be that. I decamp to any side that can give me that one straight
7/2/21, 09:45 - +234 802 474 1100: You see as you don read the one wey you wan read 😁
7/2/21, 09:45 - Dee: Why not? No be international travel?
7/2/21, 09:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Its onlh approved for trips with druration over 6hrs apparently
7/2/21, 09:49 - Dee: Easy solution something. 
Oya omo o, please organize ticket for Eugene that has layover in canada before stopping at Abidjan.
7/2/21, 09:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: So after I don organize am finish, I go come give u d dollar abi? U wey no wan gimme soup with obstacle that day
7/2/21, 09:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
7/2/21, 09:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 make una allow me work abeg!
7/2/21, 09:52 - Dee: Jesus said forgive 777 times.  Are you not a Christian? What would Jesus do on this case ehn?😁
7/2/21, 09:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls dollar and soup are not of the kingdom, let us face Caesar in this matter
7/2/21, 10:05 - Dee: 😀😀 we are going to hell together
7/2/21, 10:23 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pls be going by yourself, leave me abeg
7/2/21, 10:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How much dollar u dey find? I get plug for 485
7/2/21, 10:30 - +234 803 072 5702: Are you serious?...
7/2/21, 10:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yup but u need US account😁
7/2/21, 10:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This message was deleted
7/2/21, 10:31 - +234 803 072 5702: 😏😏😏
7/2/21, 10:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Perfect!
7/2/21, 10:32 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ngwanu, see u in d pmode
7/2/21, 10:32 - +234 803 075 0650: I can provide the account for a commission 🤭
7/2/21, 10:33 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ahn ahn, from wia to how? Better face eugene
7/2/21, 10:33 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Do you have a plug for CAD too?
7/2/21, 10:33 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hehehehehehe, no plix
7/2/21, 10:33 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/2/21, 10:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ok
7/2/21, 10:39 - +234 802 474 1100: I am a man of honor 🎖

Plus that ticket go cost wella, pass the difference in dollar rate.. possibly
7/2/21, 10:39 - +234 802 474 1100: 😆
7/2/21, 10:41 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.thecable.ng/fg-spent-97-of-jan-may-revenue-on-debt-servicing
@2348024741100 see your govt. So how do they get money to run the country? Quantitative easing (printing money)🤪🤪🤪
7/2/21, 10:43 - +234 802 474 1100: I see you have dropped the illegality argument in favor of the American term _ quantitative easing.

That at least is a better truer story
7/2/21, 10:44 - +234 803 075 0650: It is still illegal printing of money. Read the rules governing the CBN
7/2/21, 10:47 - +234 803 075 0650: They used to lie to you people that the reason the Naira is losing value was because of the collapse of oil prices. Now oil prices is rising but the Naira keeps depreciating 
The simple reason is the CBN keeps printing the bloody thing for the government. No wonder no serious business save their money in Naira
7/2/21, 11:03 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris o!!! I dont even know where to start with this one 😳
7/2/21, 11:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oga answer my own message now, u too like quarrel
7/2/21, 11:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/2/21, 11:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U go like tell am say na ofe oha abi okazi soup u cook with different obstacles?😁
7/2/21, 13:29 - Dee: Correct!
7/2/21, 13:30 - Dee: Mehn ticket prices are not smiling these days.
7/2/21, 13:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No o, na make d hep me pick jidenna for school, my own na work, i sabi chop by myself
7/3/21, 09:28 - +234 803 072 5702: Good morning Papa Jidenna😂
https://dailytrust.com/how-el-rufai-secretly-withdrew-son-from-public-school
7/3/21, 10:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol
7/3/21, 10:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Why you dey tag me na😁
7/3/21, 19:29 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/3/21, 19:34 - +234 803 075 0650: I was surprised you're just posting this here now. I saw it since yesterday morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/3/21, 19:39 - +234 803 075 0650: Yet the UK has vaccinated almost 60% of its population while Nigeria hasn't vaccinated even 1% of its population with free vaccine donated to it🤪
7/3/21, 19:41 - +234 803 075 0650: This is even besides the person doing the posting. She was sent to Nigeria by CNN to help them make money from advert and run the Nigerian office and she turned it into a slave camp exploiting her workers, refusing to pay them just to fund her staying in Ikoyi and her vacations in London😏
7/3/21, 19:53 - +234 802 474 1100: lol.. see how fast you have run away from a simple conclusion. Tests in Nigeria are cheaper than the UK... 😀... same quality PCR tests 😀

Suddenly you are attacking the person that brought you good news 😂
7/3/21, 19:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Why wont they be cheaper. Weren't the equipments donated almost free to them?
7/3/21, 19:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus the use of tech with QR codes   as against manual
7/3/21, 19:55 - +234 802 474 1100: On this one you have just misttepped
7/3/21, 19:56 - +234 803 075 0650: It's true o that you coming to this chat group is just to me and fight me🤪🤪🤪🤪
7/3/21, 19:56 - +234 802 474 1100: PCR tests capacity is driven by private innovation supported by robust Governmemt involvement.
My team was involved with the various procurements - 😀😜
7/3/21, 19:56 - +234 802 474 1100: I am trying to help balance your writing... while having fun doing so 😜
7/3/21, 19:57 - +234 803 075 0650: So all the ones donated by WHO and Jack Ma foundation nko? What happened to them?🤪
7/3/21, 19:58 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga leave me alone before @447788152190 go come post another two-fighting video
7/3/21, 20:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 just out of curiosity on that money part.
How easy is it to earn #50k in 9ja and £358(which i suppose is for 2 pipu, i.e 179 each) in UK?
7/3/21, 20:03 - +234 803 075 0650: No mind am. I also still purchase medications produced by Pfizer and GSK cheaper in Nigeria than in the US. Hail Nigeria👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
7/3/21, 20:07 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 makes me remember the guy who did a viral post recently about how living in Nigeria is better than living in the US because in Nigeria if you're economical you can eat breakfast and lunch with $1 while in the US you can't.
7/3/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: What are you comparing bros na ? This is travel PCR? You réalise the people involved here abi ?

Abi make I go ask the people for Pekham in London how much them Dey earn
7/3/21, 20:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Lmao! And it is his reality! You need to respect it that your own « truth » is different 😀😂
7/3/21, 20:13 - +234 802 474 1100: As usual Chris don succeed to move conversation rather than say oh Nigeria’s PCR tests are cheaper, why is that? Even though the reagents are sourced internationally?
7/3/21, 20:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Until I proved to him that someone earning minimum wage in New York ($15/hour) makes 2 months minimum wage (N30k/month) of the Nigerian worker in a day
7/3/21, 20:14 - +234 802 474 1100: And I would have told you what the Nigerian team did well... shikena 😀
7/3/21, 20:14 - +234 802 474 1100: But No! Nigeria can’t do anything well
7/3/21, 20:16 - +234 802 474 1100: You do realize that it’s not just cheaper in Nigeria! It’s cheaper everywhere else BUT the US... but another topic for another day
7/3/21, 20:17 - +234 803 075 0650: You can see how you continue to major in the minor and forget the most important thing, which is fighting to rescue the country. If you're happy with Nigeria as it is, it's your choice and you're within your rights. Me, I can't settle for Nigeria as it is. I'll continue to fight for a better Nigeria
7/3/21, 20:17 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
We are both fighting the same fight my brother! I am just helping fill up your stories of Nigeria
7/3/21, 20:18 - +234 803 075 0650: Of course I know and I know why. The same American companies sell them very cheap to others and make it expensive for Americans
7/3/21, 20:18 - +234 803 075 0650: We're not.
7/3/21, 20:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Nope! It’s a really faulty American healthcare system
7/3/21, 20:19 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s not about the companies
7/3/21, 20:19 - +234 802 474 1100: It is cheaper in the UK, Europe and elsewhere regardless of where the company is based
7/3/21, 20:20 - +234 803 075 0650: Well, they argue they need that money to invest heavily in research and development  - and truly they're the world leaders. 
Don't start attacking me now as if I support them
7/3/21, 20:21 - +234 802 474 1100: This is where you can freely use the word institutions : the USA lacks robust health institutions regarding pricing😀
7/3/21, 20:22 - +234 802 474 1100: In many ways it isn’t a free market
7/3/21, 20:22 - +234 803 075 0650: Deliberately made so by Congress
7/3/21, 20:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All i need is an answer to my question let me see how much sense it makes to compare the cost of PCR test in 9ja and UK
7/3/21, 20:23 - +234 802 474 1100: By this logic... then y’all shouldn’t  compare ANYTHING between both countries
7/3/21, 20:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See as una take de fail exam? How are u different from chris u always attack now
7/3/21, 20:24 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris readily compares a country with 200yrs of democracy with Nigeria...
7/3/21, 20:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Exactly... I’m not using the logic... I’m just showing that you can’t pick and choose
7/3/21, 20:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chris, this boi just make me drag ur name where i nor sppse drag am go jare🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
7/3/21, 20:25 - +234 803 075 0650: no worry yourself. @2348024741100 will never answer your question. He'll beat about the Bush all day
7/3/21, 20:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg make i go find money jare! My ticket money to 9ja never complete 😅
7/3/21, 20:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice... situation is bad! But it was deliberately made bad by Congress! Nice décence
7/3/21, 20:28 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
Bros the bush is simply that PCR tests are cheaper in Nigeria !!

N’a you beat everywhere but the bush 😀

Just ask why? Why is it cheaper? All the how much do people earn? And whether them donate some? N’a you bring am enter
7/3/21, 20:30 - +234 802 474 1100: No wahala! When u land watch out for our almost completed new international wing and the already completed airport road! 😜
7/4/21, 11:21 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Good morning my neighbours!

PSA for those looking to renew naija passport:
A new law was passed last month that no passport processing should take less than 6weeks. Unless you go directly to head office in Abuja where you may get it within 2weeks.
7/4/21, 11:22 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I say lemme informate you people in case you were thinking wait and get. For now, while the law is fresh, most immigration contacts will abide. 
Go with God!
7/4/21, 11:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I wan do for Adanna, I’ve already received the 6weeks information. I just jeje do ecowas own first
7/4/21, 11:58 - Dee: Oh boy
7/5/21, 12:59 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.thenews-chronicle.com/buhari-dragged-to-court-over-25bn-overdrafts-taken-from-cbn/
@2348024741100 you dey hear abi?
7/5/21, 13:08 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
7/5/21, 13:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Madness indeed! It’s gone crazy with security really!

But Yep I still do! I’m an Arsenal fan remember 😅
7/5/21, 14:08 - Dee: Don't watch football, but even i understand that arsenal fan remark. 

If i had a company, and I needed people that would stay with company, even if it was at the precipice of destruction, I would make "Arsenal fan" my number one criteria
7/5/21, 14:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: May God not let any one of us these madness come close to our families or loved ones.... that will make us realize that there is no country o!
7/5/21, 14:30 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1198134/christians-killed-by-terrorist-groups-in-nigeria/
These are all just numbers until it touches us personally I guess.
7/5/21, 14:32 - +234 802 474 1100: Nigeria is a failed country !!!
Terrible! No hope for thé country!
7/5/21, 14:33 - +234 802 474 1100: I have said it o! 
Is that all you wanted? I can add more!
7/5/21, 14:33 - +234 802 474 1100: 😒
7/5/21, 14:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Idgiot🤣
7/5/21, 14:34 - +234 803 075 0650: No. Nigeria is the best country is the best country in the world🤪🤪🤪🤪
7/5/21, 14:35 - +234 802 474 1100: I have tried man! I have tried to get you to consider that your view is biased and not the single story about Nigeria! but you refuse! 😀

You seem to see it as binary ! Nigeria is either good or bad, failed or thriving etc
7/5/21, 14:35 - +234 802 474 1100: There is a whole spectrum between those two extremes.... 

I have abandoned this cause 🤪🤪🤣
7/5/21, 14:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Please don't abandon the cause. Continue......
7/5/21, 14:36 - +234 802 474 1100: I will now feed you only terrible news about Nigeria ....
7/5/21, 14:36 - +234 802 474 1100: No o!!! Don’t beg me 😜
7/5/21, 14:39 - +234 803 075 0650: I don't care about your so-called good news. I'm concerned  about the bigger picture: is Nigeria flourishing? It is protecting lives and property of people? Are it's institutions working? These are my concerns not one or two single stories of someone doing something good. I listen to that daily. Our churches are booming, our pastors are getting richer and buying private jets all over the place and mouthing wonderful testimonies of the goodness of God.
7/5/21, 14:51 - +234 802 474 1100: And in all of this? Your verdict is still binary right? Nigeria is either flourishing or it is not. 

And that’s all I have a problem with . If u visualiser the conversation about Nigeria as a battery 🔋. Your stance always makes it seem like Nigeria is at 0%, where as I am asking to consider that it is realistically at 30 or 40 (this is just arbitrary before @447788152190 and @2348028945332 will pick on this little bit and say it is not accurate) and write a few times on the 30 or 40% good. Explore the learnings there and argue for how that can be amplified across multiple sectors.

But No! Any talk of a good in Nigeria makes you uncomfortable as if it somehow attacks your opinion that Nigeria is not in a good state.
7/5/21, 14:54 - +234 803 075 0650: We're returning to the stone age. I've done so many analyses showing Nigeria is falling behind on ALL indices of good governance, security, economic growth and even failed state index. Yet, your only concern is on highlighting one or two success stories. My friend go and make your money in Cote D'ivoire and other countries and leave us alone to face our challenges 😏
7/5/21, 15:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol @one or two success stories.

Again if you reflect and believe that you have been constructive in your criticism and that your intent with writing is to spur change and not to simply Nigeria bash like everyone else on social media, then that’s ok. Else I invite you to incorporate the feedback 

Thasall
7/5/21, 15:50 - Dee: 😀😀 

Peer pressure. 

Naija has been good to me sha. I seem to be able to find my way or get my way with almost everything
7/5/21, 16:16 - +234 803 075 0650: Bros, Nigeria has been very good to so many people, but almost always at the expense of others (the majority). That's the problem.
7/5/21, 16:24 - Dee: Well, you have a point there.
7/5/21, 16:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They wee come and ask you for the numbers to back this up now😁
7/5/21, 16:41 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀 Glad to see that you have taken over 😀
7/5/21, 16:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No i have not taken over, i am only saging that is *your favorite line* to him😝
7/5/21, 16:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ~Saging~ saying*
7/5/21, 16:42 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/5/21, 16:43 - +234 802 474 1100: lol... how can I tackle that one.... he said Nigeria has been good to many people (possible 49% of the population) at the expense of the majority(the remaining 51%) 😀
7/5/21, 16:47 - +234 803 072 5702: Nigeria has been good to 49%? He be like say you don get side-gig for Whatsapp to help them trigger conversations here...😒
7/5/21, 16:49 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂🤣🤣🤣
7/5/21, 16:50 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
7/5/21, 18:14 - Benedict: <Media omitted>
7/5/21, 18:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Pls explain o....dem ban mannequin?
7/5/21, 18:17 - Benedict: Dem ban mannequin for Kano o
7/5/21, 18:18 - Benedict: Dey say it is arousing some people
7/5/21, 18:18 - Benedict: 🤷🏾‍♂️
7/5/21, 18:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dem say na idolatry
7/5/21, 18:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Like seriously?
7/5/21, 18:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣🤣🤣 naija na cruise aswear!!!
7/5/21, 18:20 - +234 802 971 7134: E shock you?
7/5/21, 18:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Now i don de completely give up for 9ja
7/5/21, 18:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and ur husband man is still dying for 9ja! 
Please come lemme gi u another man to marry jor
7/5/21, 18:21 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): When they are kidnapping babies in the same Northern Nigeria. Na mannequin be the problem. Wonderful and marvellous!
7/5/21, 18:22 - +234 803 072 5702: ...meanwhile Pastor VP SAN says Kano is the "most welcoming" state...people wey mannequin dey give konji...
7/5/21, 18:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao@konji😅
7/5/21, 18:26 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/5/21, 18:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You know that for a moment, i had to go google what mannequin meant again to know if na me nor sabi anything or na mad dem de mad for that country
7/5/21, 18:36 - Benedict: But the glass is only 30% full so no cause for alarm
7/5/21, 18:36 - Benedict: We need to stop seeing the glass as 70% empty
7/5/21, 18:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay, pls can u show me the other 70% and stop sending 30% our way🤷🏽‍♂️
7/5/21, 18:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Touché 😂😂
7/5/21, 18:59 - Benedict: 😂
7/5/21, 21:58 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
7/5/21, 21:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/5/21, 22:00 - +234 802 474 1100: This one pass village people
7/6/21, 01:49 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
7/6/21, 02:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This message was deleted
7/6/21, 02:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Christianity nor easy jare
7/6/21, 02:04 - +234 803 075 0650: You too feel them ba?🤣
7/6/21, 07:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dm please, e tall? I hope say e no need me to born new children
7/6/21, 07:16 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣
7/6/21, 09:15 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂…
7/6/21, 11:00 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
7/6/21, 11:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: "But the glass is only 30% full so no cause for alarm"
- Benedict Okojie 2021
7/6/21, 11:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️
7/6/21, 11:28 - Benedict: Ah. Eez nor me o. I was only paraphrasing @2348024741100
7/6/21, 11:28 - Benedict: He said he should talk about the positives
7/6/21, 11:29 - Benedict: For instance, how this school whose students were just kidnapped has a signboard. Good stuff.
7/6/21, 11:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: "We need to stop seeing the glass as 70% empty"
- Benedict Okojie 2021
7/6/21, 11:30 - Benedict: Ah Kenneth, I no dey Eugene corner o. 😂😂
7/6/21, 11:30 - Dee: I know it isn't everyone that can relocate to another state just like that, but what are people still doing in those places?
7/6/21, 11:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Good point!😏
7/6/21, 11:31 - Benedict: Most people don't have the means to. Plus there are people that believe it won't get to their side for a number of reasons. Until e reach their side.
7/6/21, 11:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I repeat: God will not let these things hit any of our loved ones b4 our eyes will stop looking for a glass that is 100% full
7/6/21, 11:33 - Dee: I think, at this point, it is better  to assume ( even erroneously ) that everywhere in the North isn't safe
7/6/21, 11:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No o, everywhere is overreaching, pls provide numbers to satisfy that man hidding in Abidjan
7/6/21, 11:34 - Benedict: I'll do you 1 better. It's better to assume everywhere in Nigeria isn't safe.
7/6/21, 11:34 - Benedict: Cos it really isn't
7/6/21, 11:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Haba! Don't assume blindly
7/6/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Look at the whole spectrum
7/6/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is still a lot of good in between both ends
7/6/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I mean a lot of safety in between
7/6/21, 12:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Why you Dey call my name na
7/6/21, 12:14 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 You no talk anything about the condo wet collapse for Miami dade
7/6/21, 13:02 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
7/6/21, 16:28 - +234 802 474 1100: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/05/us/us-shootings-july-fourth-weekend/index.html

Or this @14692437489
7/6/21, 16:29 - +234 802 971 7134: Do we even have figures of those that were robbed kidnapped killed in naija this weekend?
7/6/21, 16:29 - +234 802 474 1100: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/06/us/gene-siller-pro-golfer-shot-killed-georgia-golf-course/index.html

@2348030750650 quite a lot of insecurity in this you peoples US
7/6/21, 16:30 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s not answer to the question n’a 😀

Classic bait and switch response
7/6/21, 16:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What is ur point exactly? Because I am still trying to make sense of ur 1st message
7/6/21, 16:31 - +234 802 474 1100: No point! 

Just asking a question
7/6/21, 16:31 - +234 802 971 7134: No be matter of bait and switch. Things are happening in naija but cos there’s no data or data is even suppressed you Dey show us shootings
7/6/21, 16:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Your question is baseless without any point or direction
7/6/21, 16:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros n’a bait and switch...

N’a simple question
7/6/21, 16:31 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
7/6/21, 16:31 - +234 802 474 1100: A condo collapsed after being mismanaged for 5yrs... baseless question abi
7/6/21, 16:32 - +234 802 971 7134: The rate of gun violence in America is not hidden
7/6/21, 16:32 - +234 802 971 7134: How many houses don fall for naija
7/6/21, 16:32 - +234 802 971 7134: How many people container don kill
7/6/21, 16:32 - +234 802 971 7134: How many roads are not passable once it rains
7/6/21, 16:32 - +234 802 971 7134: Bro free naija matter Abeg
7/6/21, 16:33 - +234 802 971 7134: There’s no comparison especially now
7/6/21, 16:33 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol...
Una funny abeg.

Who mention Nigeria. I Dey ask about things que I Dey read for news about US you Dey talk Nigeria
7/6/21, 16:34 - +234 802 971 7134: That’s your reference point na. Say make we no Dey say naija Dey unsafe cos them Dey shoot pra pra for yankee
7/6/21, 16:34 - +234 802 474 1100: How I go compare US to Nigeria? I Dey craze?

I’m just innocently asking a question. I am scared for the US
7/6/21, 16:34 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
7/6/21, 16:35 - +234 802 971 7134: Oh well. Were the shootings not even worse with the other guy? I remember when there were shootings like everyday
7/6/21, 16:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The same country u are scared of is the same "useless" and "insecured" country you came to "secure" the future of your 2 kids abi?
7/6/21, 16:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Yet each time una wan born, una go run come the US wey no safe. Hypocrisy no go kii you😏
7/6/21, 16:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I asked what your point was and you said "No point".
7/6/21, 16:56 - Dee: Una wait o. I think I get what Eugene is trying to say/do. 

This is kind of what CNN did to Trump. CNN wasn't fake news. But it was biased as hell. Thankfully too, cos that criminal  would have won a second term.  

I am sure Trump did some good things. But CNN only focused on the bad and there were soo many of those that they never ran out of things to say. If you are objective enough, you will see some good he did.  

In the same way, I think what Eugene is saying is, there are definitely bad things happening everywhere in Nigeria. And they didn't start with this current administration or even the one before. 

But if you are objective enough, you may find some good. 

Doesn't mean you won't leave the country if the opportunity presents itself. But you can be objective enough to say it is not all bad. 

I think he posted those things about US to show that other countries too have things the rest of the world consider bad. 

After all, that is why people stay away from some parts of the US cos of prevalence of gun violence, in your face racism, etc. Doesn't make the whole US bad. 

Just how I interpret what he has been trying to do sha
7/6/21, 17:01 - Dee: Chris is typing o. Who send me message now?
7/6/21, 17:03 - +234 803 075 0650: No. What @2348024741100 is saying is that bad things happen in your so-called God's own country too. So, keep quiet. That's the assumption anyway. And before you ask me where he said so, I'll tell you. Assumptions are never stated. They're deduced from an argument. 
But it's a pathetic attempt. 
You country is failure and unraveling from all sides and all you want us to do is talk about the little good things in the country instead of talking about what matters and how to save the country?
7/6/21, 17:06 - Dee: I love that last line. I really do. How can we save this country? 
Other than shooting everyone from the president all the way down to local government chairman and using their body for manure to grow our Agric sector. (This is my preferred method)
7/6/21, 17:08 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Beht, manure will epp food to grow, solving the hunger problem in the land 🤧🚶🏽‍♀️
7/6/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Saving the country is a collective method unfortunately. The people have to be United to demand change. There's no room for messiahship.
7/6/21, 17:09 - Benedict: Eugene and Deji are in the same WhatsApp group sha 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣😂😂
7/6/21, 17:10 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
7/6/21, 17:10 - +234 803 075 0650: And how will people be United to damage change when they're not collectively agreed that things are bad and are untenable. And when we have people like @2348024741100 hellbent on trying to prove that the country is still doing well
7/6/21, 17:12 - Dee: That solution is just the best. 
Godfatherism? Solved. 
Bad Influence? Solved. 
High Cost of governance? Solved 
Incompetent people in power? Solved. 
Lack of manure? Solved. 
Just clean d slate and start over.
7/6/21, 17:15 - Dee: But how can we unite? We can't even unite variations in people of the same tribe. 

Take yoruba for example? Osun feels Ijebu is stingy and can't be trusted. Ijebu thinks ogbomosho is lazy. Ogbomosho thinks ibadan is fetish. All are yoruba. 

I am sure there are some parts of igbo too that don't like the others. 

So how can we make this work?
7/6/21, 17:19 - Dee: 😀 no o. I am very much a member of the "japa movement".
7/6/21, 17:19 - Dee: Wawu
7/6/21, 17:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai see attack o! Just for sharing news that is on the front page of CNN o 😂😂🤣
7/6/21, 17:44 - +234 802 474 1100: I have repeated it... 
at the first opportunity we will cast our ballots and vote out this government. 

But if the enjoyment is Nigeria bashing, the internet is full of the craziness that sometimes describes the America that @2348030750650 describes with « institutions ». I only shared the tip of the iceberg; you should try reading Fox News whether you sef no go attack Capitol Hill.
7/6/21, 17:50 - +234 802 474 1100: America is light years ahead of Nigeria btw. That much is clear.

You only enjoy the comparison when waxing lyrical about institutions that took 200yrs to build; happily comparing no holds barred. 

As per giving birth @2348127379568 go tell you my thoughts right from time. But since it is not only my decision; voilà.... No hypocrisy there; if I were a hypocrite, I would have relocated many times over but that’s me @14692437489 but that is besides the point.

Don’t you ask yourselves why news like this made you guys so defensive, cos you know that’s not the whole story of America, but you refuse to accept that the news you read is not the whole story of Nigeria
7/6/21, 18:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No call my name enter ur quarrel plix.
7/6/21, 18:03 - +234 802 474 1100: I just Dey read this one.

I can’t help it if all you see is me trying to prove that the country is doing well.

I have said it before let me say it again. I disagree with your wholesale assessment that the country is failing across ALL indices you have measured (your words); thus my only job here is to open your eyes to the parts where we are making progress. That is all I am doing.

If you feel that the two statements ( 1. Nigeria is failing 2. Nigeria has improved in some areas) cannot coexist; then that’s not my own doing.

I tried to talk about financial services, but No some people talk say na tech, ok tech I accept, another person talk I am myopic and focused on the little things.

Little things like police brutality, discrimination, gun crime, white supremacy, shootings in these developed countries:
7/6/21, 18:04 - +234 802 474 1100: 🥰😍😍😍
7/6/21, 18:04 - +234 802 474 1100: I have finished ✅
7/6/21, 18:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Sorry I have to add one more. 

Have you EVER seen any country that is United as you describe. Except if they were all zombies and been fed from the same news source! 

Every country world over has to contend with varying perspectives of the same country to make progress. To wait until everybody agrees with your version of the country is bad .... hell will freeze over! 

We are a country of diverse people, we will always have these differences; we will always have an imperfect government. The first fallacy is thinking YOU have done all the analysis there is to do
7/6/21, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348029717134 no type abeg... I’m done
7/6/21, 18:15 - +234 802 474 1100: 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
7/6/21, 18:15 - +234 802 971 7134: We don’t have varying perspectives for progress we have varying perspectives for domination, bringing the other guy down
7/6/21, 18:16 - +234 802 971 7134: The average person doesn’t care what happens to the rest as long as he and his are okay
7/6/21, 18:16 - +234 802 474 1100: I see it as the same actually. That’s how humanity is built. Democrats or Republicans, Britons or Europeans, the Chinese or Hongkong —- there is no altruism, just self interests and their meeting point
7/6/21, 18:16 - +234 802 971 7134: Well their self interests are more encompassing then
7/6/21, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: If self interests align, then we have a deal, if not, we continue the chaos
7/6/21, 18:17 - +234 802 971 7134: When was the last time any Nigerian leader had such interests that have benefited people enmasse. Not the whole country just a major chunk?
7/6/21, 18:20 - +234 802 971 7134: I understand no country or government is perfect but Naija na different breed. The audacity is what kills me. They do these things and throway because they feel nothing will happen and indeed nothing happens for the most part
7/6/21, 18:20 - +234 802 971 7134: We learn to live with it cos who wan die? Shebi as long as there’s life there’s hope
7/6/21, 18:20 - +234 802 971 7134: Na e go better we don Dey sing since. Voice don crack
7/6/21, 18:23 - +234 802 474 1100: I agree that the situation is bad! I honestly do!

I’m just asking that we, to use the American anecdote, watch both CNN and Fox News. Not a great metaphor but I hope someone will not be picky to focus on the appropriateness of the metaphor.

And with that possibly a balanced view.
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 971 7134: So what’s the Nigerian version of Fox News pls?
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 971 7134: NTA?
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 803 075 0650: When death is big business http://chrisakor.blogspot.com/2015/12/when-death-is-big-business.html

@2348024741100 calm down.  We've been writing about the ills of western societies too since time immemorial. So calm down
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 474 1100: The one you are watch already na 😂
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice one!
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 971 7134: Na you be Fox?
7/6/21, 18:24 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
7/6/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Bro naija story don pass balanced view o
7/6/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: I talk to my folks I talk to my friends people Dey suffer people Dey fear
7/6/21, 18:25 - +234 802 971 7134: It’s not about being one sided it’s about the realities
7/6/21, 18:26 - +234 802 971 7134: If I do waec get 7 F9 with 1B and 1A Wetin be that
7/6/21, 18:27 - +234 802 971 7134: No be say na even maths I pass. Not something core Yoruba and some weird subject
7/6/21, 18:27 - +234 802 971 7134: How do you spin that Fox or not?
7/6/21, 18:33 - +234 802 474 1100: No spinning! The results based on social media appear bad. WAEC insists they did not see a massive change in pass rates. 

I think that clearly there would be an impact of COVID and 2020 on education for a country that does couldn’t have reached all its students in lockdown through technology
7/6/21, 18:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Anyone doing the analysis would expect the impact of last year on pass rates and education in general - so I’m not sure about lumping it in there as another reason Nigeria is failing
7/6/21, 18:46 - +234 803 075 0650: But you know Nigeria has the highest number of out of school children in the world abi  at 13 million even before the pandemic?
7/6/21, 18:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Of course.
7/6/21, 18:49 - +234 803 075 0650: And you know we're also the poverty capital of the world too abi?
7/6/21, 18:49 - +234 802 474 1100: But on this topic in response to Cy, those 13million did not write WAEC na... i was simply helping provide clarity on his WAEC anecdote
7/6/21, 18:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Yea sir we are. Highest no of people below the poverty line
7/6/21, 19:05 - +234 803 075 0650: No. Not just poverty line, EXTREME poverty
7/6/21, 19:06 - +234 803 075 0650: And you know we have the 4th worst maternal and infant mortality rate in the world too abi?
7/6/21, 19:06 - +234 803 075 0650: So you won't blame @2348127379568 for wanting to have her kids in a same place. It's not your life on the line🤪
7/6/21, 19:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Oh great not the worst then.

Btw, you know what happens to those indices if you look at them regionally right? Not to cause an argument here. Just a probing question
7/6/21, 19:08 - +234 802 474 1100: P.S first line was a joke... we have to clarify these days, as e no Dey transmit well over WhatsApp
7/6/21, 19:09 - +234 802 474 1100: All the indices btw, when you assess regionally? The results are starkly different - Again, this is not a defense of anything, just a little qualification of the data
7/6/21, 19:11 - +234 803 072 5702: Bros, I assure you that the reason you are looking for “balanced view” is that you have not been adversely affected in anyway - you have a roof over your head and you have enough to provide for your family for years to come, no member of your family has been killed or kidnapped, neither do you live in constant fear of bandits attacking your house, no family land of yours has been overrun by herdsmen, your sources of income have not been adversely impacted by crappy policies…
Just thank God for your situation and leave matter. Will you ask any of the mothers whose babies were kidnapped yesterday…or the parents of the 140 students kidnapped from the Baptist school for “balanced view”?
So ope ti e…
7/6/21, 19:17 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Beht this waec thing was an analogy shey? Abi na me no read am well? 🤔
7/6/21, 19:20 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene I was talking figuratively using waec o
7/6/21, 19:20 - +234 802 971 7134: My angle is sometimes no matter the side you look from e bad
7/6/21, 19:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Not true bro. Not true at all!

I honestly don’t like to give personal examples, doesn’t just work for me. I kept my dads death from COVID from most people cos it turns out that’s just how I am.... We buried popsy a few weeks ago. Na here be the first place wey I Dey talk am. He still had a pulse in the ambulance that took over an hour to arrive because of traffic.
Was in the village with my village people and all, I see! I have family members impacted etc.

My dads younger brother is based in Maiduguri. Our hearts are in our mouths. I’ve got team members based in Kaduna and Kano for whom I was responsible for.

So my perspective I would say is not based on a lack of awareness/personal experience. I have seen the worst of poverty personally, living and growing up in Bariga! In the slums! Trust me man! Leave the butter wey you Dey see now, I don see suffer
7/6/21, 19:21 - +234 802 971 7134: Naija Dey that category
7/6/21, 19:22 - +234 802 474 1100: And again I am not saying that Nigeria is doing well! There are things we are terrible at. But there are also things we are doing well at, regardless of the government in power
7/6/21, 19:24 - +234 802 971 7134: But those things we are doing well are a drop in the ocean of the ones we are woeful at
7/6/21, 19:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok. My bad! There is news on social media right now about how poor the results are - 

Just imagine say na my response to that one 😀
7/6/21, 19:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Just may well be as you say.

All I’m asking is if we understand better how we are doing something’s well, it may unlock the secrets for how to do other things better
7/6/21, 19:58 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
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7/6/21, 19:59 - +234 802 474 1100: This source of data is one I would typically quote, as it’s open source ... but heck you get my drift
7/6/21, 19:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Is not one*
7/6/21, 20:57 - +234 803 072 5702: Sorry about your Dad. May he Rest In Peace🙏🏿
7/6/21, 21:01 - +234 803 075 0650: Amen!!!
7/6/21, 21:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Amen
7/6/21, 21:31 - Dee: Gotta ask. How do they come by all these figures they are quoting ?
7/6/21, 21:41 - +234 803 075 0650: They're publicly available data.
7/7/21, 04:45 - Dee: I understand that. I mean they say it like Nigeria or some international organization actually conducted the census or questionnaire to get this figures. 

I have never been counted in any census or given a questionnaire to answer  question. And this is true for many people to. 

So it makes me think these figures are estimates, based on a small sample they conducted the research. Not actual figures.
7/7/21, 06:20 - +234 802 474 1100: True. The accuracy of these figures are not exactly there. But  I guess we make do with what we have. Especially cos of the political lens that a census is looked at
7/7/21, 20:59 - +234 803 072 5702: @14692437489 hope Elsa is not saying hi in your area tonight o?
7/7/21, 21:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No, she is not close to us at the moment! Thanks for checking bro.

Na the season we de so till October
7/7/21, 22:00 - +234 803 072 5702: Thank God
7/7/21, 22:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You can never count or give everybody a questionnaire. It makes sense "statistically" to do some random sampling (hopefully they are really random) which is a representation of the actual population
7/7/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So @2348126296642 we don't need to count u or need u to answer the questionnaire to be correct😅
7/7/21, 22:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yes o👍🏼
7/8/21, 06:09 - Dee: Yes I agree but it calls the accuracy into question sort of. 

If I sample 20 people from ajegunle or mushing, chances are 90% will be living below the poverty line. 

If i sample 20 people from ikoyi, chances are 90% will be living above the poverty line. 

We don't know how the sample was taken. And looking at how the first world media almost always shows people in leaves dancing with sticks, ( like the zulu of SA) when profiling africa or show those fishermen when talking about lagos, it is not too much of a stretch to assume the sample didn't cover the right places. 

I mean, some first world media puts the air quality of lagos way below China's own. China that was using face masks many years before Covid, cos of the air pollution there.  

I mean, you go out everyday and get stuck in traffic, super expensive cars everywhere around you. 

You go to the airport and you can't get a place to sit cos it is full. 

Went to the cargo side of the airport yesterday, and the standing was almost shoulder to shoulder. This is an area that is bigger then the entire ICM in 


There is almost no time I go out and don't ask myself, "where are these people getting these money?" 

So yeah, honestly I get what you are saying about the sampling. I do. That is simple statistics. And yes, I know Nigeria isn't as rich as come countries. And the small money we are even getting sef, some people are using it to do "dorime".  

But I do wonder sometimes if these things we hear about Africa in general, is intentionally manipulated to suit a particular narrative?
7/8/21, 07:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Captaaaaaain 

....we don't know how the samples were taken..." When people like you are too educated *(which is very good)* and will not stay on their own chosen area (lane) of specilization, we will always have issues of not trusting the data or science that is not in our domain.

Keyword is *radom* and like i said "...hopefully they are random".
7/8/21, 07:11 - Dee: 😀 weyrey
7/8/21, 07:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Colleague e😅
7/8/21, 07:13 - Benedict: Thank you o. Deji is questioning the entire fields of Mathematics and Statistics because he doesn't agree with the results. 😁
7/8/21, 07:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros... 
please educate us o! How were the samples taken? 👁🚶🏿
7/8/21, 07:15 - Dee: 😀I did maths too na. So i understand what you guys are saying. But we don't know how they took the sample. What i know is what i see. And sometimes, e no dey jell.
7/8/21, 07:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I do not know. If you read carefully, i said *hopefully*. So don't jump into conclusions and say it is wrong when you yourself don't know or cannot disprove it
7/8/21, 07:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na werey🤣
I wee question the elicopta he flies now and how terrible everything is
7/8/21, 07:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Me I have not said it is wrong.

I’m simply joining @2348126296642 to question it na
7/8/21, 07:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Don't question what you don't have claims/facts about is what i am saying. Simple
7/8/21, 07:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Haa lobatan - that is everything in life na... is it question before you gaan find answer ni...
7/8/21, 07:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Is it not question*
7/8/21, 07:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 😜
7/8/21, 07:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is a difference between *asking questions* to *know more* and *questioning* the *authenticity* of what you *don't know*
7/8/21, 07:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Touché 😀
7/8/21, 07:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Fait point...
Oya @2348126296642 you need to change 😎
7/8/21, 07:30 - Dee: 😀 oya na. I will gladly explain it to the very last bolt. The one I don't know, I will tell you I no know. 

I trust statistics. I trust math. But we also know statistics especially, when used in a misleading way, can give whatever result you chose to make it give and misleading people. 

We just don't know how it was taken. So we can't assume it is accurate either.
7/8/21, 07:31 - Dee: *mislead
7/8/21, 07:33 - Benedict: I know u studied maths and your wife statistics that's why I responded. 😁
7/8/21, 07:34 - Dee: 😀 for where? I didn't invent the oxymoron "trust but verify" na.   I just use it.
7/8/21, 07:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I just don't trust what you fly cos i don't know how much of what you learnt is true or how much of what u learnt you are actually using.
Let's not just trust anything in this world
7/8/21, 07:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤷🏽‍♂️
7/8/21, 07:36 - +234 802 474 1100: But that’s why the authorities verify his flight skills regularly
7/8/21, 07:36 - Dee: See? 😁😁
7/8/21, 07:36 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oya take bus next time u r coming to Nigeria.
7/8/21, 07:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Authorities? How fo we know,@2348126296642 did not bribe them or his way?
7/8/21, 07:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Walahi i will walk sef🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 07:39 - Dee: E for sweet o. If to say u fit bribe collect license. All these nonsense 6 monthly trips to westpalm won't be necessary. I will just be lounging at home every time off.
7/8/21, 07:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well na only u sabi, i am just questioning the validity....simple 🤣🤣
7/8/21, 07:40 - Benedict: But wait o, is @2348126296642 doubting that we have that many poor people in naija?🤔
7/8/21, 07:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Is the sample size a true representation of the population?

How randomly were the samples taken?

If there are clusters with specific peculiarities which are a far cry from others...does the sample have representations from all clusters?

Poor sampling can lead to misleading results. 


I dont know wht you guys are talking about o...na the statistics part I dey talk about generally.

Good morning👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯
7/8/21, 07:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No he is not. He is only doubting how they got there....which to me is synonymous
7/8/21, 07:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅🤣
7/8/21, 07:45 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/8/21, 07:45 - Dee: Oh not at all. I really got to know how poor people were, during the early periods of the covid lockdown. Honestly, I it was an eye opener. And I even believe I don't know bad it really is. 

What I am saying is there are some things u watch about Africa and some statistics about Nigeria, u wonder if you are living someone where else.
7/8/21, 07:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Summarize
7/8/21, 07:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya someone should study it and report back
7/8/21, 07:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Summary pls
7/8/21, 07:45 - +234 802 474 1100: I dinor read it o... @14692437489 can help us
7/8/21, 07:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The way you said this sef...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
7/8/21, 07:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: E be like say u nor see say i de ask for summary too🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 07:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Them Dey talk things wey I no understand... I see plenty dy/dx that one na your domain
7/8/21, 07:53 - Dee: E no synonymous anything o. It is different. 

For example,I  cannot believe China has a better air quality that lagos. How na? 

They fly CAT 3 approaches, right down to the runway with zero vis, to some of their airports sometimes, due to to bad visibility, caused by pollution.

Their citizens have been wearing masks loooooooong before covid. Pure air in cylinders, is a booming business in china. 

So how can a place like that have better air quality that lagos? 

But watch some of these first world media post air quality updates, and you will see china's own better than lagos. 

Its isn't their fault. It is the statistics they have to display. They didn't conduct the research. Just using it. 

So yeah, we can't trust all the statistics cos we can't know how it was carried out or the motive behind it.
7/8/21, 07:54 - +234 802 474 1100: They probably sampled only port harcourt 😀
7/8/21, 07:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/8/21, 07:56 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/8/21, 07:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have not read it, but how can we trust what is there?😅🤣
7/8/21, 07:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See me messing my lyf with those that have slept and are awake already running their day activities
7/8/21, 07:58 - +234 802 474 1100: Thunder  🌩
7/8/21, 08:02 - Dee: 😀😀If they had said PH, I would have believed it a bit more. Cos that place ehn? God help them. 

But na lagos dem put there o.
7/8/21, 08:06 - Dee: 😀😀 we have turned you to doubting Thomas. But that is how it should be. That is science. Doubt everything until there is enough data to reasonably conclude that it is accurate.
7/8/21, 08:10 - Dee: 😀 no na. It is the sampling i am questioning o.
7/8/21, 08:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehen na, i don't trust anything again too😅

Also, see why i wee not trust u flying me? Cos u will be doubting all the data in the world while u fly and be doing research inside cockpit instead of concentrating. 🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:14 - Benedict: Maybe I have a reasonable level of trust in the data cos I know a little about the data gathering process.
7/8/21, 08:15 - Benedict: There are organisations in Nigeria and abroad that all they do is gathering this data and they are sponsored by various bodies. Faith works freelance for some of these organisations
7/8/21, 08:19 - Benedict: And I know what they go through to get the data and sometimes the data gets rejected or questioned based on it failing some statistical quality checks.
7/8/21, 08:20 - Benedict: And in most cases, the data collector is usually found to have been doing funny stuffs (being a Nigerian)🤦🏾‍♂️
7/8/21, 08:30 - Dee: 😀 you know, even though I have a fully coupled autopilot system, I don't fully relax when flying o. 

I mentally fly the aircraft from take off to landing. Just incase it decides to go crazy. Why did I start doing this? 

I was setting up to land a ship once. Aircraft fully coupled. On the downwind leg. 

Without warning, the aircraft pitched nose up, banked right and turned right. This was 500ft off the sea level. 

I decoupled the autopilot with lightning speed and landed it. I flew the entire way back to shore manually. 

So now, I watch the autopilot like a hawk. Most pilots do actually. Those things can be temperamental sometimes. It is just bunch of lines of codes after all.
7/8/21, 08:32 - Dee: Like what do they do?
7/8/21, 08:32 - Dee: I mean the funny stuffs
7/8/21, 08:36 - Benedict: Lols. Some people sit in their houses and manufacture data.
7/8/21, 08:36 - Benedict: So the company installed GPS trackers on the tabs that are used to input the data
7/8/21, 08:37 - Benedict: Then some started walking around randomly 😂😂
7/8/21, 08:37 - Benedict: So they started validating GPS locations against the expected location
7/8/21, 08:37 - Dee: 😀 chai
7/8/21, 08:38 - Benedict: Then they started going to the location but would walk around without interviewing anybody
7/8/21, 08:38 - Benedict: Then the company started recording audio of their interviews
7/8/21, 08:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well we know of planes that have crashed due to pilots not "flying mentally flying the aircraft from take off to landing", so don't use ur how many times of flying mentally to bobo me. At least one case is sufficient for me not to trust u and the entire syst. Finish....😝
7/8/21, 08:38 - Dee: 🤣🤣 rather than just do the damm job.
7/8/21, 08:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See better person.....chai Benedict can say this😅
7/8/21, 08:39 - Benedict: As in. I don't get. Some of these enumerators put in so much effort to beat the system. Like 🤦🏾‍♂️
7/8/21, 08:39 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol...you better trek when next you are coming to Nigeria
7/8/21, 08:40 - Benedict: Now they do the data gathering twice
7/8/21, 08:40 - Dee: 😀😀 you better start walking now. You should reach here by December
7/8/21, 08:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Walahi with what Captian has said this morning, i am cancelling my ticket and wee start trekkingby the end of the month🤣
7/8/21, 08:41 - Benedict: 1st time is the proper one then the 2nd time as back checking the 1st survey
7/8/21, 08:41 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:41 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Correct! At least you can trust your legs...but how you wan take navigate? You fit trust GPS so?
7/8/21, 08:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See system that works! @2348030750650 pls comman write about this (onr good thing in 9ja)😅
7/8/21, 08:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hope the second one is not forged too😁😁😁😁😁
7/8/21, 08:42 - Dee: And even that can't guarantee people won't still walk around to beat GPS locators. 

I guess they find the average of  both sets of data collected right?
7/8/21, 08:42 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Do they use a different set if enumerators for the second one?
7/8/21, 08:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehen, that gps sef is another thing....

I wee just join my village people, those ones sure die once dem take off for night and na seconds we go take arrive
7/8/21, 08:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehehe...superb navigation.
7/8/21, 08:44 - Benedict: Of course. Usually more experienced and "trusted" ones
7/8/21, 08:44 - Benedict: After all these they run all the statistical analysis on the data o.
7/8/21, 08:45 - Benedict: To see the enumerators that have found ways to beat the ssytem
7/8/21, 08:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To interview the *same set of people*?
7/8/21, 08:45 - Benedict: And they don't pay the enumerators until they have validated that their data is good
7/8/21, 08:45 - Benedict: Yeah.
7/8/21, 08:46 - Benedict: Usually a shorter interview to validate the previous responses
7/8/21, 08:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay that is good but i think, waste of resources
7/8/21, 08:46 - Dee: 😀😀 if you know what pilots don't tell you ehn, you will never fly again. As long as it is safe for passengers, the flight will continue. 

Like if a pilot announces on radio that they lost one hydraulic system, the second one is operating very well, but the aircraft cannot fly if the other one shuts down as well, will you have a restful flight? So no they won't tell you. Cos they believe the second one will do that job well. 

And if it fails, well,......
7/8/21, 08:46 - Benedict: U can't blame them o. Naija people don show them shege
7/8/21, 08:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Some people will not travel again after reading this o...hmmmmmm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 U see, he exposing all the distrust we are talking about.
7/8/21, 08:48 - Dee: 😀😀 village people no know where Nepa pole dey o. Risk dey dia too. You fit land now to find high tension wire between your legs.
7/8/21, 08:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ....and @2348024741100 flies very often o
7/8/21, 08:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its not distrust nah.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁
7/8/21, 08:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Dem no give you wrong information
7/8/21, 08:49 - Dee: 😀😀. You know every already
7/8/21, 08:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That between ur legs though🤣🤣🤣
E go bad o😁
7/8/21, 08:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: They just don't make you worry unnecessarily.  So you don't die of heart attack before the main crash🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:50 - Benedict: We have to just trust some things o. If we distrust everything, we will be living in fear all our lives.
7/8/21, 08:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol@mainCrash🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Tell captain @2348126296642  and Abidjan @2348024741100 o😅
7/8/21, 08:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ok wait o....all this energy we put talking about all these things ehn, we would have used it to plan one trip to hang out since o🤔
7/8/21, 08:52 - Dee: 😀 we don't lie na. We just don't tell you stuffs, until it physically moves the plane or you see the effect. To keep your blood pressure in the green. 

The cargo hold could catch fire and the pilot won't tell you about it, as long as the smoke doesn't reach the cabin.  They will just quietly put it off and continue the flight.
7/8/21, 08:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ah!

Since the day you told me the take offs and landings are the most dangerous parts...hmmmm
7/8/21, 08:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Don't be saying all these things o. I know how my head over calculates things when I fly...giving myself headache by wondering what could be wrong that the pilot isn't sayinb
7/8/21, 08:54 - Benedict: Knowledge is really a curse as Thanos said. After reading Airframe, a novel many years back, I always fly in fear.
7/8/21, 08:54 - Dee: 🤣🤣 u can visualize it bah? Experiencing compassionate pain for the cojones already?
7/8/21, 08:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ignorance in this case is bliss o
7/8/21, 08:55 - Dee: We don't distrust everything na. Just some things that contradict what we are seeing.
7/8/21, 08:55 - Benedict: The plane literally crashed cos some maintenance guy used expired rivets to fix the wing slats
7/8/21, 08:56 - Benedict: I was skeptical until I saw that the book was based on a real life event.
7/8/21, 08:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Also why I don't like to watch Air Crash Investigations
7/8/21, 08:57 - Dee: 😀😀 u be veteran na. Nothing suppose dey shake u again.
7/8/21, 08:57 - Dee: 😀😀
7/8/21, 08:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hmmm...ignorance is bliss o. You know how my imagination works...
7/8/21, 08:57 - Benedict: Now I try to get wing seats cos they are said to be the safest and I can literally see the f**king thing hold us up there.
7/8/21, 08:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 08:58 - Dee: Every single part of a plane or helicopter has a time before overhaul (TBO). basically when it has to be replaced. It is when these are not done that bad things happen.
7/8/21, 08:59 - Dee: True sha. Ignorance can be bliss.
7/8/21, 08:59 - Benedict: Exactly what happened. The rivets had reached the manufacturer's maximum number of hours and the technician made a judgement call that they were still fine for that trip
7/8/21, 09:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/8/21, 09:08 - Dee: Actually, the safest place on a plane and the last couple of seats at the very back. Close to the tail. 

That tail section is one complete unit. And it is strong. If a plane comes apart in flight, that section comes off as a complete unit, with the chairs intact. 

Also your best bet of surviving a plane crash. Cos when a plane crash lands, usually, they go in front first, cos the pilot will be trying to land it. The front absorbs the impact and it dissipates the force as the rest of the body absorbs the impact. By the time it gets to you at the back, it would have come to a stop. 

This is the reason why pilot almost never survive a bad crash landing. But some passengers do. 

So next time someone feels  big buying first class tickets, tell them they have a higher chance of dying, if the plane crashes. 😁
7/8/21, 09:09 - Dee: You deleted this message
7/8/21, 09:14 - Dee: Ouch. That person probably went to jail
7/8/21, 09:17 - Benedict: Really? Lols.
7/8/21, 09:21 - Dee: Yeah. But that over wing seats are the most comfy when riding turbulence. The back seats are the worst. Cos u feel the effects more the further back or front you are from the wings. 

So have a smooth flight during turbulence, with a lower chance of surviving an accident , or a rougher flight during turbulence,  with a higher chance of surviving an accident. 😀
7/8/21, 09:23 - Benedict: Well, considering how rare plane crashes are and how common turbulence is, I'll take my chances on the wings. And watching them gives me a little sense of control. 🙈
7/8/21, 09:24 - Benedict: It's like sitting in the front passenger seat of a car. You don't have the controls but u feel like you know what's happening.
7/8/21, 09:24 - Benedict: 😂😂
7/8/21, 09:26 - Dee: 😀 correct!! But considering I don't have a choice but to fly relatively often, I always carry my ass jejely to the very last seat on the plane if available. Every single time.
7/8/21, 09:26 - Dee: 😀😀 so true
7/8/21, 09:30 - +234 802 474 1100: This is a script for a movie o... Bros don’t scare me off flying Biko
7/8/21, 09:34 - Dee: 😀😀 don't worry, air travel is "statistically" the safest means of travel there is. I trust this one.
7/8/21, 09:59 - +234 803 072 5702: …this is apparently one of the bandits’ demands…
There was a country.
https://ait.live/katsina-assembly-to-convert-television-viewing-centres-to-islamic-schools-to-reduce-banditry/
7/8/21, 10:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁.
7/8/21, 10:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: So you feel like it's your own wings bah?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/8/21, 10:05 - +234 803 075 0650: You're vomplaining? Well, everybody in Nigeria Is a professor of political science. We have jaundiced opinion on everything even once that have been settled empirically for hundreds of years.
7/8/21, 10:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: One of their precondition during *dialogue* na wa o
7/8/21, 10:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh shoot! Lemme find the other 70% fess b4 @2348024741100 come for me
7/8/21, 10:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chris aff wake up😁
7/8/21, 10:09 - Dee: If it is going to be an actual school, that teach all required subjects with some Islamic activities, ( Just like catholic schools with good academics and some christian teachings), then it isn't a bad idea. 

They can buy TV in their houses, if they have time to watch it.
7/8/21, 10:10 - +234 803 072 5702: People’s private businesses? Haba!
7/8/21, 10:11 - Dee: Oh they are private businesses ?
7/8/21, 10:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They should fix the debilitating one first abeg.....I hear their "schools " are nothimg to write home about (i don't know the numbers o)
7/8/21, 10:12 - +234 803 072 5702: Govt nor dey get viewing centre na
7/8/21, 10:13 - Dee: You are probably correct. Served in kotorokoshi in zamfara and their schools there are not even close to standard.
7/8/21, 10:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030725702 
“Some of the viewing centres were abandoned and had become refuse dumps, criminal hideouts and places where redundant youths hang around, to plan and commit crimes.”
7/8/21, 10:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: According to the post
7/8/21, 10:14 - Dee: You know the way they run things in the north is different. I assumed since they want to convert it, then they must own it.
7/8/21, 10:15 - +234 803 075 0650: Can Abiy Ahmed prevent the disintegration of Ethiopia?

Christopher Akor

Two weeks ago, I wrote about how Abiy Ahmed, the young, fresh-faced Ethiopian Prime Minister went from winning a Nobel Peace Prize to becoming a war monger within the space of eleven (11) months. I argued that the Norwegian Nobel Committee was fooled by Abiy’s rapprochement with the Eritrean dictator, Isaias Afwerki, thinking the move was for genuine peace for the people of Ethiopia and Eritrea. In reality though the rapprochement was just to isolate and hem in the Tigray People’s Liberation Front (TPLF) on all sides. On November 4, while the attention of the world was focused on the US, Abiy, in collaboration with Eritrean troops launched a brutal military war on Tigray to topple the TPLF and suppress the Tigrayan people whose elite has governed Ethiopia for more than 30 years but willingly handed over power to Abiy, an ethnic Oromo, in a spirit of national reconciliation. To give cover to the troops and enable their atrocities, Abiy ordered electricity and all communications and internet services to be cut in Tigray and prevented all journalists and humanitarian workers access to the region.
Of course, before long, credible accusations of massacres, ethnic cleansing, extrajudicial killings, widespread looting and rape, food blockade, stoppage of all farming activities including ploughing, planting, or harvesting and the killing of livestock and looting of farm equipments began surfacing. It was clear the Ethiopian troops and their Eritrean collaborators are not just determined to brutally suppress Tigray, but also deliberately instigate a famine and use starvation as a weapon of war.
However, what I did not see coming two weeks ago was the stunning reversal of fortunes in the battlefield. In fact, due to the media and communications blackout of the region, no one expected it. After all, Mr Abiy had said upon launching the military operation that it would last only for about two weeks. Then, barely a month later, he declared victory but said Ethiopian troops were engaged in mop up operations to root out all the remaining Tigrayan fighters hiding in the mountains. But the few reports emanating from the region indicate that fighting has continued in the region since then.
Then last Monday, out of the blues, Mr Abiy declared a unilateral ceasefire. According to him, it was for humanitarian reasons and to allow crops to be planted. But the lie was exposed when remnants of Ethiopian troops quickly abandoned the region, pausing, as The Economist puts it, “only to dismantle telecommunications equipment and raid a UN office.” Other accounts say they also raided and emptied the banks and food stocks from the few aid agencies that had been allowed into the region. The ceasefire was apparently an effort to mask the defeat of its troops and allow them to retreat.
After the gains made by Ethiopian troops in the first few weeks of the fighting, aided by Eritrean troops and fighter jets, the Tigray Defence Forces (TDF), took to the hills, just like their grandfathers (in the successful insurgency against the Derg communist dictator of the 1980s) and their fathers before them (in the two years border war with Eritrea). The resistance gathered strength and many more Tigrays joined the rebellion as the atrocities committed by the Ethiopian and Eritrean troops became known. Even opponents of the TPLF quickly joined the TDF guerrillas since they knew they faced torture and murder if caught by Ethiopian troops. In a way, they were fighting for their lives and their survival as an ethnic group. The desperation by Abiy and Afwerki to conquer the region by sheer cruelty equally resulted in a determined, disciplined and unusually courageous fight-back Ethiopian and Eritrean troops were neither prepared for nor expected.
In two weeks of fierce fighting in June and led by very determined and highly skilled military veterans, the TDF inflicted one of the worst defeats ever suffered by the Ethiopian armed forces. The TDF killed, captured or put out of action more than half of Ethiopia’s army’s combat capabilities. It annihilated five full army divisions on June 22 and repeated the same feat on three more reinforcement divisions sent in by Abiy shortly after. Eritrean troops have since withdrawn from the towns they occupied and if the TDF makes good on its pledge to march to Asmara, the Eritrean capital, Afwerki is unlikely to survive a second war with the TPLF.
To confirm the total route of Ethiopian troops, the TDF, on Friday, July 2, paraded over 6000 captured Ethiopian prisoners of war through the regional capital.
Also, since Ethiopia pulled out of the Mekelle, the region has experienced electricity, telecommunications and internet blackouts. A key bridge providing access over the Takeze River was also destroyed by retreating Eritrean troops and Amhara Special Forces, key allies of Mr Abiy. Linda Thomas-Greenfield, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations said on Friday that getting aid into Tigray is now “more difficult” – and all the difficulties (engineered by Ethiopian troops and its allies) are not signs of a humanitarian cease-fire, “but of a siege”.
This stunning victory by the TPLF has changed projections in the regions. If the Ethiopian government continues to blockade Tigray, the TDF, energised by the capture of most Ethiopian weaponry and with its morale very high, could decide to fight to break the blockade to access the Sudanese border or even toppling Isaias Afwerki, the Eritrean dictator.
Much more consequential is the popular sentiments for secession in Tigray. With the initiative now firmly in the hands of TDF and with Abiy’s determination to continue to blockade the region, secession cannot be ruled out. Also, if the TPLF declares independence, it may spell the end to Ethiopia’s fragile ethnic federation, just like Yugoslavia’s. This is besides the border skirmishes with Sudan and the looming threat of war with Sudan and Egypt over the filling of the massive hydropower dam on the Nile. With Abiy’s bellicosity, it’s difficult to see how he can keep Ethiopia united and prevent a war with his neighbours.
While the United Nations is frantically trying to bring the warring parties to the negotiation table, the African Union has predictably ruled itself out as an impartial arbiter by its unflinching support for Abiy’s aggression.  
7/8/21, 10:16 - Benedict: This guy is why I am believe Nobel peace price should be post humous like Canonization
7/8/21, 10:16 - +234 803 072 5702: Saw that. Why won’t dey be abandoned when the people are afraid that ontop going to watch ManU vs Arsenal, dem fit pass there die? Happy
7/8/21, 10:17 - +234 803 072 5702: Still doesn’t justify annexing dem for Islamic schools.
7/8/21, 10:21 - Dee: Any reason why the African region is supporting Abiy?
7/8/21, 10:22 - Benedict: Probably cos most African countries have a region that wants to break out
7/8/21, 10:23 - +234 803 075 0650: The African union is like it's predecessor, OAU, a dictators club. Leaders support one another no matter the crimes they commit
7/8/21, 10:23 - Dee: Oh I see what you mean
7/8/21, 10:24 - +234 803 075 0650: See how Kenya abducted and illegally repatriated Nnamdi Kanu to Nigeria? These guys will support one another.
7/8/21, 10:24 - +234 803 075 0650: No matter the crimes they're committing
7/8/21, 11:40 - +234 802 474 1100: Bros... Me i would have repatriated the guy myself. Illegally or otherwise. I don’t like it when people have messianic delusions.
7/8/21, 11:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 who did I marry? Illegally is never an option, unless it’s to process passport or visa!
7/8/21, 12:53 - +234 803 075 0650: Well now your Buhari can't go to the UK for his medical treatment. The UK is demanding explanations.
7/8/21, 13:39 - Dee: With "oyel" that we have that UK is coveting? Na dem go send am private plane to carry him to the UK sef. Then make noise in front of the press to appease the rest of the world.
7/8/21, 13:39 - +234 803 075 0650: What rubbish oil? Check the buyers of Nigerian oil. The UK is not one of them
7/8/21, 13:44 - Dee: They buy from us too actually. But their main country is Norway.
7/8/21, 13:54 - +234 803 075 0650: You seem to be living in a different era o. Oil that is yapa everywhere with sellers looking for buyers daily.
7/8/21, 14:00 - +234 803 075 0650: https://nairametrics.com/2021/05/20/nigeria-struggling-to-find-buyers-for-her-oil/
7/8/21, 14:00 - Dee: Yes I agree it is yapa everywhere  and Nigeria and some OPEC members had to cut production and reduce price at some point.  But they still buy. Infact, as at late 2019, before COVID, we were among top 10 countires UK buys from.
7/8/21, 14:04 - Dee: Ok this article is recent. so maybe this is the current situations of things.
7/8/21, 14:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris. You see why I Dey sometimes attack you small. You have chosen this ONE data point to conclude that oil is yapa every where.

Meanwhile multiple data points exist like oil price is at an all year high, oil futures are also forecast to continue to rise, the article points to a specific contract with IOC (but was sold as Nigeria struggling to sell its oil), OPEX forecasts a 6% oil demand growth in 2021 and many other data points that would at least lessen your conviction that « oil is yapa everywhere and sellers are looking for buyers)
7/8/21, 14:18 - +234 802 474 1100: I come in peace ☮️ 😜
7/8/21, 14:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes, oil price is at $77 for a reason - severe production cut by OPEC. That cut isn't sustainable. Besides, lower oil prices puts shell gas out of the market. Now they're roaring back. 
Besides, Europe has set a deadline for the total stoppage of production of petrol cars.
7/8/21, 18:16 - +234 802 474 1100: All of the events you mention have been captured in the oil futures....

But here’s my point again: the single story, headline grabbing, click bait type of articles. It is polarizing. There should be a declaration that it is an opinion piece and not a news article anymore.

This article now: the writer took one situation where a force majeure on the part of the buyer caused the contract not to be honored and put a headline « Nigeria struggling to find buyers for her oil ». 

People then share the headlines because they are too lazy to check the details. Nigeria can’t sell her oil; Bleak future for Nigeria’s revenue, 60% poverty rate etc...
7/8/21, 18:17 - +234 802 474 1100: With this few points of mine.... 😥
7/8/21, 18:18 - +234 803 075 0650: This guy I'm here arguing with is making his cool money in Cote D'ivoire o. Abeg let me go and face my baby and train her well o jare😏
7/8/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤧🤧🤧
7/8/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
Sorry take this one instead
7/8/21, 19:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I need to ask this question:
7/8/21, 19:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 did @2348030750650 ever try to snatch your babe or wife at any point in time?

Or 

@2348030750650 did @2348024741100 ever try to snatch ur babe or wife?
7/8/21, 20:07 - +234 802 474 1100: LOL 😂 

We just Dey banter jare... Na so e take start for LBS... where Chris for Sidon for inside one room Dey prepare all the Buhari articles during the election in 2015, while I was in class a few meters away. Then when ever I meet am inside any of the rooms, him go vent the Buhari vent small..

Nigeria should have listened to him then. But that time is past.
7/8/21, 20:09 - Dee: 😀
7/8/21, 20:15 - +234 802 971 7134: I wish say I be admin. Some people go just Dey type disappear. E go be like rapture
7/8/21, 20:15 - +234 802 971 7134: This group na vacation group na naija matter na Dey argue since
7/8/21, 20:16 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
7/8/21, 20:16 - +234 802 971 7134: Please let’s be guided. Pls and thank you😛
7/8/21, 20:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
7/8/21, 20:32 - Dee: 😀😀
7/8/21, 21:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The whole matter tire me for Eugene and Chris
7/8/21, 22:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/9/21, 11:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://www.facebook.com/100006241414356/posts/3004692429748775/

@2348030750650 & @2348024741100 oya make una watch (hopefully the link opens) and debate. Who we go blame there? @2348029717134 nor vex o, at least if we nor fit plan ordinary vacation, make dem debate small.
7/9/21, 11:33 - Dee: You just made me realize I still have a Facebook account. 

The link no open o
7/9/21, 12:50 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na to set date and time, with accurate timekeeper. I have one delicious popcorn laidat + ice cream freezing away
7/9/21, 13:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Thé link no open o
7/9/21, 19:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Haaa
7/9/21, 19:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...how do i share a video from facbook here na?
7/9/21, 19:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lets make @2348029717134 the timekeeper while u set date and time....how u see am my guy?
7/9/21, 19:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Ok na
7/9/21, 19:16 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Vacation plans don dey set small small be that
7/12/21, 23:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CQ5Spj7qrAP/?utm_medium=copy_link
7/12/21, 23:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅😅😅
7/13/21, 20:13 - +234 802 474 1100: I been wan laugh the vidéo but as @2348029717134 don warn us! I come keep kwayet make e no commot me for group
7/13/21, 20:16 - Dee: This is so me when my kids grow up.
7/13/21, 20:18 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s what we all say: until it shocks you that grannies didn’t themselves helping out to take care of the grandkids 😂
7/13/21, 20:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Plenty typo but you get the gist 😀
7/13/21, 20:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Or the fear of @2348029717134 🤣🤣🤣
7/13/21, 20:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Gba o
7/13/21, 20:24 - +234 802 474 1100: That one sef Dey 😂
7/13/21, 20:24 - +234 802 474 1100: Me and Chris don Dey do our jaw jaw in private mode… No worry😜
7/13/21, 20:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Them don banish us na. Wetin we go do?☺️
7/13/21, 20:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Better o
7/13/21, 20:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bring proposals for a vacation trip
7/13/21, 20:29 - +234 803 075 0650: Na drug proposal @2348024741100 go bring for you o🤪
7/13/21, 20:29 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
7/13/21, 20:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Proposals Dey wella na
7/13/21, 20:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg abeg abeg.....that word *drug* sounds very negative! Don't pull me in or discuss that here😁
7/13/21, 20:31 - +234 802 474 1100: Una don visit the Igboukwu museum before! We could take a vacation to the East to explore Nigerian history
7/13/21, 20:33 - Dee: My granny level will be bloody gan ni. 

Once my kids have children, I block them except emails. 

If the email is not about taking us to the next vacation spot, I am not replying. 

No time for omugo things. Only boyfren n gehfren things.
7/13/21, 20:40 - +234 802 971 7134: 👀
7/13/21, 20:47 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂

Make God keep us, make I remind you when you washing grand baby’s bum😅😂
7/13/21, 21:00 - Dee: 😀 oya na. Let's wait n see. I will send you my blocked contact list when the time comes
7/15/21, 12:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Africa cannot innovate its way out of bad governance

Christopher Akor

A fortnight ago, I discussed the leadership problem in Africa. I argued that even as African economies were failing in the 1960s and 70s, issues of growth and development were largely seen as politically neutral or even above politics and all that was required was the influx of foreign investment and implementation of public sector reforms. It was not until the failure of the Structural Adjustment Programmes (SAPs) imposed on African countries that the attention began to turn to leadership and governance.
Still, there was an obvious refusal to engage with governments. Governments across the continent were seen as corrupt and part of the problem. Following the spate of state failures and worsening socio-economic conditions in Africa in the 1980s, Western donors and civil society tried to circumvent the state by intervening directly to provide vital help to people and communities. From the mid 1980s there was a proliferation of Non Governmental Organisations (NGOs) providing social welfare services, economic empowerment, humanitarian services, and human capital development. For instance, while Ghana had only ten registered non-profit NGOs in 1960, the figure had risen to 350 in 1991, and by 2001, it had ballooned to 1300. Ditto in Tanzania. In 1992, there were only about 200 registered NGOs but rose to 813 two years later, and by 2001, the number had swollen to between 1800 to 8000. Most development assistance were funnelled through these organisations.
Many of these NGOs – both local and international -have long ceased to exist and the extent of their impact is doubtful. What is not in doubt however is that even when they were in operation, socio-economic conditions continued to worsen across the continent even as donor fatigue became a problem. In fact, with hindsight, countries that received the most aid became substantially poorer.
 
One key lesson from that episode, besides the issue of sustainability of NGOs, is that there is as yet no alternative to governments. Governments are indispensable to building a successful and prosperous society. Every successful and prosperous society needs a capable state that, in the words of Ricardo Hausmann, “can protect the country and its people, keep the peace, enforce rules and contracts, provide infrastructure and social services, regulate economic activities, credibly enter into inter-temporal obligations, and tax society to pay for it all.” Unfortunately, government, by nature, is a monopoly; so there can’t be an alternative.
 
 
After decades of under-performance, African economies began recording healthy growth at the turn of the 21st century thanks, in no small part, to the boom in commodity prices and the implementation of some liberal reform policies. In Nigeria, for example, the liberalisation of the economy enabled the private sector to blossom to such an extent it could challenge the state for the control of the commanding heights of the economy. The once dominant oil and gas sector’s contribution to the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) started to decline precipitously, climbing down from a high of 48.9 percent in 1999 to a low of 2.8 percent in 2016 and now stands at only 8 percent.
 
The liberalisation of African economies and the growth of the private sector resurrected the thinking that again, we could circumvent the government and that the private sector, through entrepreneurship, market-creating innovation and the deployment of technology could lead the charge to end extreme poverty, unemployment, and environmental degradation and herald an era of prosperity in Africa. This argument posits that the market-creating innovations ultimately pulls in institutions (political, economic and social) and ultimately transforms society’s system and structures for good.
 
However, it didn’t take long for the Buhari administration in Nigeria to prove this new iteration of the circumvention theory wrong again. Upon coming to power, his government set about clawing back the commanding heights of the economy from the private sector. While still mouthing pro-market rhetoric, the government has been consistently implementing policies to make it difficult for the private sector, entrepreneurship or market-facing innovation to thrive or even access funding. This is most eloquently seen in the conduct of the central bank’s monetary policy since 2015. In 2017, a former member of the central bank’s Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) and now Chair of Buhari’s Economic Advisory Council (EAC), Doyin Salami. Blowing the whistle at the meeting of the MPC of the CBN in July 2017, Mr Salami expressed “concern over the increasing fiscal deficit .... and crowding out effect of high government borrowing”. In plain language, the terribly compliant CBN has been illegally printing money to fund the government.
 
However, according to Salami, the “massive injections of cash” to the government doesn’t reflect in higher inflation and currency weakness at the time because the CBN through “special auctions” raised the cash reserve requirements for banks beyond the stipulated 22.5 percent thus skilfully crowding out the private sector.  “We thus find ourselves at a point where government borrowing from the CBN is neutralised by raising the CRR of banks, thereby limiting private-sector access to credit”, said Salami who later lamented that “Monetary policy management is presently about funding the federal government.” 
 
Although the CBN has raised the official CRR ratio in Nigeria to 27.5 percent, the actual CRR rate is between 58 to 60 percent. The CBN, as at 2020, held as much as N10.3 trillion in CRR out of a total naira deposit of N17 trillion. Coincidentally, the N10.3 trillion the CBN is illegally holding is also about the size of the federal government’s budget.
This is besides the shambolic handling of the forex regime, the crippling business environment, failing and decrepit infrastructure, inability to keep the peace, respect contract, lawlessness and insecurity in the country that has stifled most entrepreneurship, innovation and businesses.
Any wonder then that the economy has tanked, foreign and local investments have dried up, borrowings have skyrocketed (total debt stock as at March 2021 stood at N107 trillion ($87. 239 billion), unemployment and inflation are on rampage and Nigeria continues to languish at the bottom of the world poverty and most development indexes.
The private sector and prosperity paradox advocates must realise that the role of the private sector is, at best, complementary to that of the government and bad governments can and do dismantle the private sector and put a stop to entrepreneurship and innovation when they threaten their control of the society. There is as yet, no alternative to good governance in the crafting of a successful and prosperous society. No wonder Francis Fukuyama opined that the development of a capable state that is accountable and ruled by law is the crowning achievements of human civilisation. As desirable and indispensable as the private sector is, our most immediate need in Africa is the creation of a capable state that is accountable. That is the only way we can banish hunger, diseases and wars and build the Africa of our dreams.
7/15/21, 12:14 - +234 803 075 0650: I post this at the risk of being banished. But it encapsulates my thinking and obsession with government 🙈
7/15/21, 13:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Very very stubborn. @2348029717134 what do we do with him now?
7/15/21, 13:31 - +234 802 971 7134: Nobody knows when Jesus will come back
7/15/21, 14:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Instigator😏😏😏
7/16/21, 18:59 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348030750650 How far? There’s some material in the news na! These South African riots? Shift focus small and go there na.. one quick write up

@2348029717134 i greet you!

Meanwhile, I finally have a reason to do the Cape Verde trip @2348126296642 I’ll be sure to send pictures
7/16/21, 19:00 - +234 803 075 0650: you're looking for trouble o. my hand no dey
7/16/21, 19:03 - +234 803 075 0650: Besides @2348024741100 I'm tired of writing about SA. 
Apartheid completely damaged the psyche of black South Africans. Sadly, ANC has completely abdicated its responsibility to rebuild the psyche and improve the educational outcomes of it's people.
7/16/21, 19:03 - Dee: You had to appease the gods in that second line there. 

Let us know if it is nice so we can plan our japa movement
7/16/21, 19:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… you people that have already japaed and are just counting time! I know all of you! It is not Cape Verde that y’all are waiting for
7/16/21, 19:05 - Dee: 😀😀😀
7/16/21, 19:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Me, i just want you to write about them na, to highlight « poor governance » 😜
7/16/21, 19:06 - Dee: I still dey naija o. Na madam leave me run. Say make the two of us  dey dia dey support the country
7/16/21, 19:06 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂🤣🤣🤣
7/16/21, 19:07 - +234 803 075 0650: I have written countless times about the country
7/16/21, 19:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
7/16/21, 19:27 - +234 802 474 1100: This group was a for « vacation » oh! Not japa!😀
7/16/21, 19:28 - Bootylicious Honeypie: All join. We use the vacation to assess the japa options😁😁😁😁
7/16/21, 19:38 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Vacation is a time-bound japa 🤧
I'll see myself out 🚶🏽‍♀️
7/16/21, 19:42 - Dee: 😀 scorpion will bite your left nyash.
7/16/21, 19:42 - +234 802 474 1100: I will just report you to Obi Cubana…
7/16/21, 19:43 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 are you in Oba right now? Greet him for us o🤪
7/16/21, 19:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: At least there is health care here to help with the bite😁😁😁😁
7/16/21, 19:43 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 👊🏻
7/16/21, 19:44 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348024741100 please don't comment on this. Thanks
7/16/21, 19:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Me I’ve just been laughing at Obi Cubana memes….

Dwarfs the stress that my village people did for cows for popsy’s burial…

With all the poverty in the village… all they wanted was cow o… then they will now fight over how to share the cows 😀
7/16/21, 19:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai!!! See my life for outside 😂😂😂
7/16/21, 19:46 - Dee: The "japa time" is directly proportional to your liver level. 

If you are an educated do gooder, pata-pata 6 months, your liver don finish.

If you are an educated hoodlum, then your japa time is infinite
7/16/21, 19:47 - Dee: 😀😀 he didn't compare it to 9ja health care na. He didn't even say anything.
7/16/21, 19:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Ermm you have confused me…

Japa Time is defined as…? Time in Nigeria waiting to japa, or time in exile while japaed
7/16/21, 19:50 - Dee: Both definitions are accurate
7/16/21, 19:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ah! Before he starts...
7/16/21, 19:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣
7/16/21, 19:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How does "japa" have a past tense?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/16/21, 19:52 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
7/16/21, 19:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai!!! 
I have suffered..
All for love of Nigeria
7/16/21, 19:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: That's love o. If you haven't suffered for love then it's just infatuation😁😁😁
7/16/21, 22:23 - +234 802 971 7134: These village people. I have Kuku told my parents I’m not doing that when the time comes
7/16/21, 22:23 - +234 802 971 7134: They said they will wait for my in the future. I asked what future
7/16/21, 22:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Na Carmen go wan marry make me go village?
7/17/21, 01:21 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
7/17/21, 05:18 - Dee: 😀
7/17/21, 07:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris, see as BBC describes the illegal money printing you were talking about. 😀😀. 
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57865703
7/17/21, 07:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 @2348024741100 @2348024741100 😏
7/17/21, 07:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Really, you even Dey consider village for that one…
Me I’ve signed out
7/17/21, 07:42 - +234 802 474 1100: It was just a small note nah😂😂🤣
7/17/21, 07:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I just realized i am one of the admins here, so kwontinu
7/17/21, 07:43 - +234 802 474 1100: The article just sweet jare! I say make I share good thing😂
7/17/21, 07:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *Eugene Nwoke* _removed_
7/17/21, 07:45 - +234 802 474 1100: *Eugene Nwoke* _added_
7/17/21, 07:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cow!😅
7/17/21, 07:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *Ewu*
7/17/21, 07:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Animanu!
7/17/21, 07:45 - +234 802 474 1100: I no even do am well
7/17/21, 07:46 - +234 802 474 1100: *Kenneth Amina Road* _added_ *Eugene Nwoke*
7/17/21, 07:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: *Wtf*....like is that what u saved my name with?
7/17/21, 07:49 - Benedict: 🤣🤣😂😂😂
7/17/21, 07:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Like, even if u wan add "location", u nor see Kenneth Florida or Kenneth US?😁🙈
7/17/21, 07:51 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂

Once upon a time… when I wanted to differentiate the Kenneths and it was too stressful to put surnames 🤪🤪

Can’t even remember if it was Amina road sef… I just did it for a lot of people… 😂
7/17/21, 07:53 - +234 802 474 1100: Meanwhile, you know say that your  birthday party/graduation party was the first place I got dirt drunk
7/17/21, 07:54 - +234 802 474 1100: I been don already drink palm wine  for NISER…. Come join una beer drinking…

I slept under the tap in front of C block Bello that night
7/17/21, 07:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Mad guy
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How on earth can it be stressful to type 7 letters compared to 8?
7/17/21, 07:55 - +234 803 075 0650: Be confessing all the atrocities you committed.
7/17/21, 07:55 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
7/17/21, 07:56 - +234 802 474 1100: I still remember the atrocities OTHER people committed at Kenneths house that night 😂

My own was just drink
7/17/21, 07:57 - +234 803 075 0650: Bad children. May God forgive you all😏
7/17/21, 08:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay, thia is gettinf interesting....i was never privy to this, pls confess
7/17/21, 08:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: St. Akor
7/17/21, 08:06 - +234 803 075 0650: You forgot to add 'virgin and Martyr'🤪
7/17/21, 08:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Ask Mr Nwoke Ezekiel… that’s the right Nwoke for this question 😀
7/17/21, 08:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Werey😅
7/17/21, 08:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Martyr kwa
7/17/21, 08:08 - +234 802 474 1100: I tire
7/17/21, 08:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 goan sleep pls
7/17/21, 08:09 - +234 803 075 0650: Na until una cut person head off physically una go know say una kii person🤪
7/17/21, 09:01 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 as always you fail to see the most important thing. Inflation in the UK is less than 1% and part of the goal of the quantitative easing is to hit an inflation goal of 2%. Besides, government will pay back all the money being created.
In Nigeria however, Inflation officially at 18%. What is more, with revenue to debt service ratio at 97%, there's absolutely no way the government is paying back the debt. It's free money.
7/17/21, 09:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… you don start 😀

Did I show you what I saw? How did you see that I did not see the important thing? 😃😃😂?
7/17/21, 09:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Up to the extent that I always fail to see the important thing, because it is not what you see😃
7/17/21, 09:05 - +234 803 075 0650: No. By trying to draw an equivalence between QE in Nigeria and QE in UK, EU or the US. There's absolutely no basis for comparison
7/17/21, 09:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Exactly. In Nigeria it’s called illegal money printing by you! In the UK and US its QE…

You make my point quite nicely
7/17/21, 09:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Abeg @2348029717134 come and stop us o
7/17/21, 09:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes, because in the UK, EU and US it follows the law. There's a law in Nigeria but it doesn't follow it. The law is clear: 5% of government revenue
7/17/21, 09:07 - +234 803 075 0650: You always start these arguments 🤪
7/17/21, 09:08 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂🤣
7/17/21, 09:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Besides while those governments will pay back, in Nigeria there's no paying back. It's free money
7/17/21, 09:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Great way to leave an argument on a high…

The person who says « you too Dey argue » feels better😀
7/17/21, 09:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Check out the ratio of Debt to Revenue ratio for these countries - UK, US and Nigeria… and come back…

P.S i haven’t checked, but I suspect two things … The ratios aren’t particularly different and two, they should actually be widely apart because as a growing nation Nigeria should be spending way more building infrastructure
7/17/21, 09:17 - +234 803 075 0650: And stifling and killing the private sector abi? There's just no defending illegal printing of money. Zimbabwe, Venezuela are stirring at us.
7/17/21, 09:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Yea there is that risk of the impact of corruption but that’s a second argument. Quite different from the stark need to spend your way to growth…
7/17/21, 09:21 - +234 803 075 0650: See @2348024741100 na kane dem do use pursue us from here o. Abeg, make I still sleep small😜
7/17/21, 10:06 - +234 802 474 1100: While sleeping, read this one. I like the global context the writer tries to give

https://m.guardian.ng/business-services/nigeria-and-realities-of-growing-debt-burden/amp/
7/17/21, 17:37 - +234 802 971 7134: No worry no be only you. I know someone that slept comfortably on cassava sticks
7/17/21, 17:37 - +234 802 971 7134: Make una enjoy. E go be like rapture
7/17/21, 17:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg stop him alone o. Me I have run away since. And as you can see, na him dey draw me out🤪
7/17/21, 17:44 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
7/17/21, 20:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Why can’t you resist the temptation 😀
7/18/21, 10:19 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.google.com/amp/s/theworldnews.net/amp/za-news/nigeria-govt-hires-money-managers-for-37-billion-infrastructure-fund

Happy Sunday people!
7/18/21, 10:35 - Dee: The falcon eye is actually not a bad investment
7/18/21, 19:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Endorsement!!

Any other takers 😜 Chr…
7/18/21, 19:40 - Dee: 😀 now you are looking for trouble
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7/23/21, 23:54 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
7/24/21, 11:21 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣
7/25/21, 12:55 - +234 803 072 5702: NFCS UI Alumni  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

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7/25/21, 15:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 wee not come out and talk in that meeting, he wee now be making noise where he shld be planning vacation
7/25/21, 15:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No mind am
7/26/21, 18:40 - +234 802 474 1100: I just Dey see this one sef…

N’a this wife of mine send me go buy plantain o…. Traffic come hold me till meeting finish…

And she no come put mouth for meeting
7/26/21, 18:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: May she always send u to buy plantain anytime you think of talking something not related to vacation here. *AMEN*
7/26/21, 18:42 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): If I hear say na Omo send you go buy plantain...
Be like you forget I did a brief stint as 2nd wife in that household
7/26/21, 18:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are doing well jare.
7/26/21, 18:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: God wee bless you for vindicating me
7/26/21, 19:04 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂…..

But, but, 

Lemme not argue 🤪
7/26/21, 19:06 - +234 803 075 0650: Argue na😏
7/26/21, 19:10 - +234 802 474 1100: If I talk una go say I Dey argue na 😊🤪
7/27/21, 20:16 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
7/27/21, 21:22 - +234 803 072 5702: What’s goin “hon” hiar?😂😂😂
7/27/21, 21:23 - +234 803 072 5702: I hope it’s not Toni Braxton that’s dictating our monetary policies o😁😁😁
7/29/21, 00:13 - +234 803 075 0650: https://thereflector.com.ng/2021/07/28/breaking-kano-set-to-ban-female-driving/
7/29/21, 01:18 - Dee: This cannot be real
7/29/21, 07:20 - +234 802 474 1100: https://techcabal.com/2021/07/28/platform-capital-africa-walk/
7/29/21, 07:22 - +234 802 474 1100: The dichotomy that is Nigeria.
7/29/21, 08:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Brother Chris… what do you make of this story?

https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/07/27/nigeria-us-arms-sale-lawmakers/
7/29/21, 10:25 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes. Obama also refused to sell arms to Jonathan forcing him to get arms through the back door. And APC were cheering Obama then and encouraging him not to. 
The principle Obama applied then is what is called the Leahy law - that forbids the selling of US arms to countries that violates human rights. The only problem is that the US never applies the law to Saudi Arabia.
Trump doesn't care about human rights and the arms deal was struck with the Trump admin. Unfortunately, Trump is no longer president
7/29/21, 10:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Thé unfortunate part is that the terrorist who these various governments are fighting are able to get these sophisticated weapons on h to the black market
7/29/21, 11:18 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigeria too can go and get the sophisticated weapons from where the terrorists get it too  na. Case closed
7/29/21, 11:55 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 11:57 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 this is certainly good news. Isn't it?
7/29/21, 12:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 2025? How many more years does he have left again sef?
7/29/21, 12:05 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Hollup! I have questions 
1. How much is the education budget today?
2. Is it an incremental something or gidigba?
3. More importantly, how is Buhari making plans for a 2025 presidency in 2021?!
7/29/21, 12:19 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigeria's Education budget is slightly over $1billion shekere. 
As for the other questions, I have no answer. Maybe @2348024741100 does
7/29/21, 12:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Again headline baiting!

Thé actual plan is a progressive growth that shows how the budget for education will rise annually!


A pledge by leaders across the world not just Nigeria. But again smart people - read Nigerians only do headlines and enjoy the bashing 😏😏
I honestly don’t know why I continue to do this, but if you have ONLY read a headline can you just not draw a conclusion. It would make conversations actually more valuable.
7/29/21, 12:39 - +234 802 474 1100: Good questions! But the answers are actually out in the open!
7/29/21, 12:39 - +234 802 474 1100: I wonder why this is making news - Instablog generation 😀😀😃
7/29/21, 12:41 - +234 803 075 0650: Ban Of FX To BDCs: CBN Taking From One Cartel And Giving To Another- Ex-CBN Dep Gov, Mailafia - The News Chronicle https://www.thenews-chronicle.com/ban-of-fx-to-bdcs-cbn-taking-from-one-cartel-and-giving-to-another-ex-cbn-dep-gov-mailafia/?amp=1#.YQJ3QbxoxEx.whatsapp
7/29/21, 12:42 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 this is a former deputy governor of CBN crying fowl like us too🤪
7/29/21, 12:44 - +234 802 474 1100: I am looking for the joke here
7/29/21, 12:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Nice article Chris…

But I will challenge you to read the WHOLE article …

According to him, experience has shown that the banks are no more efficient than the BDCs in the foreign market.

He said; “This kind of move will only work when we have a much better system in place and we know that now we have multiple exchange rates. This move by CBN will only create a non-transparent system with artificial shortages and manipulation of the system. For me, it is like taking from one cartel and giving to another. We have not really been told at what rate the banks are to operate. Is it at a free market rate or at a guided rate? If that is not official, then we are creating a much more bigger black market.”

 

The former CBN Deputy Governor made comparisons with other countries and highlighted that the CBN has no business continuously funding BDCs.

He cited countries like South Africa as a shining example of where banks are strictly in charge of foreign exchange market.

“If you look at the United Kingdom, the USA and most of the countries of Europe, banks and BDCs work together but I don’t believe that the Central Banks of those countries are in the business of doling out billions of dollars to the BDCs, even though the banks could help them at the initial stages. I don’t think that is how things work,” he said.

Mailafia highlighted three main issues he believes, the CBN would need to address in stabilizing the Naira, and proffered solutions.

He predicted that if the CBN is able to properly manage the frivolous demand for dollars by Nigerians, it might be possible to make an advantage of the situation.

“The issue as far as I am concerned is firstly, the transparency of the whole foreign exchange market.

“Secondly, is the lack of long-term strategic planning for the naira and thirdly, the problem of dollarization of the economy,” he said.

*While noting that dollar may rise against the naira, Mailafia said if the situation is managed well and frivolous purchasers of foreign exchange who just want to buy and keep, are discouraged, it will help rationalize the system.*
7/29/21, 12:46 - +234 802 474 1100: I highlight the concluding paragraphs
7/29/21, 12:47 - +234 802 474 1100: And the ones preceding it
7/29/21, 12:48 - +234 802 474 1100: This isn’t someone crying foul, but someone adding more points to how to strengthen the actions in my opinion..

Thé sensational paragraph about Cabals unfortunately becomes a headline
7/29/21, 12:50 - +234 803 075 0650: If..... We know how it always ends up🤪
7/29/21, 12:51 - +234 802 474 1100: He cited countries like South Africa as a shining example of where banks are strictly in charge of foreign exchange market.

☝🏾 This is an actual line from the article you shared!!!! 

Contrast it with the headline
7/29/21, 12:53 - +234 802 474 1100: But we don’t!!! This is the same problem with voter apathy!! Barely anyone turned up for LGA elections. Even in a group of well educated people! The refrain was « we know how it ends up »
7/29/21, 13:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros, i asked a question on the headline and did not draw any conclusion. You still remember what *"?"* stand for right? I have them in my comment. 
Goan meet @2348030750650 abeg😅
7/29/21, 13:36 - +234 802 971 7134: 👀
7/29/21, 13:51 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Aswear, I was just about to invoke you to comman see something 😂
7/29/21, 13:52 - +234 802 971 7134: I just Dey watch them
7/29/21, 13:52 - +234 803 075 0650: See I'm tired of Alabama. I want to go on holiday. What are we saying?
@2348024741100  we can meet in person in Miami and continue the argument o jare😒
7/29/21, 14:03 - +234 802 971 7134: That one go good o
7/29/21, 14:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How about our cancún vacation plan na?
7/29/21, 14:06 - +234 802 971 7134: 🕺🕺🕺
7/29/21, 14:06 - +234 802 971 7134: Hola Amigos
7/29/21, 14:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Buenos días😅
7/29/21, 14:18 - Dee: 😀
7/29/21, 14:18 - +234 802 971 7134: I’m down for ‘mehico’ sha
7/29/21, 14:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Let's do it!
7/29/21, 14:20 - +234 802 971 7134: 👊
7/29/21, 14:27 - +234 802 474 1100: We are not going anywhere !!!
7/29/21, 14:27 - +234 802 474 1100: I outrightly ban any travel that does not involve Africa 😜
7/29/21, 14:27 - +234 802 971 7134: Okay now
7/29/21, 14:28 - +234 802 971 7134: You are thr Africa na
7/29/21, 14:28 - +234 802 971 7134: Africa don involve
7/29/21, 14:29 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
7/29/21, 14:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Mehico it is. Let's plan it👏🏼
7/29/21, 15:14 - +234 803 075 0650: Aid and the hollowing out of a country’s institution: Lessons from Haiti

Christopher Akor

On January 12, 2010, a 7.0 magnitude earthquake hit Haiti, killing an estimated 230, 000 people, injuring another 300, 000, displacing more than 1.5 million people and virtually destroying critical infrastructure in the country. Conservative estimates of the damages put the cost at $7.8 billion representing about 120 percent of Haiti’s GDP at the time.

As expected, humanitarian aid flooded Haiti from governments, multilateral and private aid agencies. Over $13.5 billion of aid was donated in 11 years since the disaster. Expectedly, the massive injections robbed the Haitian government of legitimacy, destroyed its already weak institutions, destroyed many local businesses and generally distorted the local economy by pushing up wages, rents and prices.

To begin with, most of the donors did not trust the Haitian government or state and constantly bypassed it in the administration of the aid. They brought in  foreign agencies and contractors to administer the aid, creating parallel governments and structures with zero accountability. Shortly after, in October of 2010, the Head of the United Nations mission in Haiti, Edmond Mulet, admitted the damage they were doing to Haiti by bypassing the government to administer aid directly. “We created this Republic of NGOs, almost 10, 000…And we have created parallel structures, in education, in health services, in all sorts of responsibilities that the Haitians should be assuming themselves.”

The magnitude and destruction wrought by the earthquake and the fact that it destroyed nearly two-thirds of hospitals in affected areas led to a massive influx of doctors, nurses and medicines from outside.  Before long, local doctors and hospitals lost all their patients and with free drugs everywhere, most pharmacies too shut down. Local doctors, nurses and pharmacies were either absorbed by the coterie of agencies or contractors or became unemployed. The consequences for the country after the aid dried up was devastating.

Ditto for the agricultural sector. The massive influx of free foreign food upended local agriculture, cutting prices and driving farmers out of the farms. To make matters worse, the US used the aid programme to expand its export of rice to Haiti. Haiti was America’s third largest export market for rice. And with American policy of ban on direct assistance to industries that compete with American exports, the local agriculture industry suffered while American rice, poultry and sugar importers made a killing.

Truth is, the international community only specialises in offering emergency aid and have no specialty or even interest in transitioning from emergency to long-term development for affected countries. What happens is that countries and organisations providing the aid position their companies and personnel to be the biggest beneficiaries of the aid programme.

What ends up happening is that the aid programme creates a system based on NGOs and contractors that keeps the country artificially alive and doesn’t give the government any incentive to undertake necessary reforms. Predictably, the recipient country begins to retrogress and decay the moment the aid programme ceases and always finds itself in a worse place. With Haiti, all assessment shows that virtually all state institutions were hollowed out and were in a worse shape than before the aid.

Of course, one cannot also discount the influence of corrupt politicians and nepotistic elites who cash-in on the misfortunes of their countries to enrich themselves, entrench and secure their various selfish positions.

After more than 200 years of struggling with foreign interferences and foreign-installed or sponsored dictators, Haiti was gradually and successfully navigating the democracy curve with a series of successful democratic elections before the earthquake struck in 2010 and every progress was reversed.

President Jovenel Moïse came to power in 2017 on the back of a contested election that saw only 18 percent voter turnout. He casts himself as a populist leader that is fighting for Haitians against the oligarchy that is running Haiti, but as is often the case, these populist leaders do the most damage to their countries. In 2019, an internal government investigation found that millions of dollars of aid money had disappeared under Moise’s watch. There was no investigation and no accountability. The country has been wracked by protests since.

Worse, President Moise despised all institutions of accountability and set about dismantling all government institutions that competed for power with him. In 2020, Parliament’s term expired and he refused to call an election. He’s basically been ruling as a dictator since then.

President Moïse was also embroiled in a huge political dispute with the opposition over the expiration of his term in office. On February 6, the Supreme Court ruled that Moïse’s term had ended that day, counting the president’s five-year term from 2016. The next day, one of the judges was arrested and jailed for conspiring against the government. The UN Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights described the arrest and detention as “unlawful and arbitrary.” Not done, on February 8, three justices of the Supreme Court were sacked and three new judges were appointed without following procedures established in the constitution.

The next month, Moise announced plans to write an entirely new constitution that will restructure the country and give the presidency new and greater powers. Interestingly, he handpicked all members of the constitution drafting committee without any input from anyone else.

All these were happening as the economy was crumbling. According to some estimates, some 60 percent of Haitians are unemployed, half of the country is facing severe malnutrition and kidnapping and crime are becoming the only business available to many people.

The hollowing out of Haiti’s institutions finally caught up with president Moise. On July 7, about 50 gunmen stormed Moise’s house at the outskirts of the capital, Port-au-Prince, shouting ‘D.E.A, D.E.A’ (American Drug Enforcement), walked passed the hundreds of presidential guards there without firing a single shot, entered Moise’s bedroom, shot him to death, injured his wife, walked out and left the scene without a single shot being fired by the guards.
7/29/21, 15:15 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348029717134 you can see I've left @2348024741100's Buhari and Nigeria alone now. 🤪🤪🤪🤪
7/29/21, 15:19 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 15:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dea no go visit aso Rock?
7/29/21, 15:43 - +234 802 971 7134: As in
7/29/21, 15:49 - +234 803 075 0650: Them never get that kind liver yet🤣🤣🤣
7/29/21, 16:13 - +234 802 474 1100: He’s ya Buhari Biko….
I no Dey there…

I have said my own from the beginning. My fight is against the press and the single story and social media click baiting
7/29/21, 17:44 - +234 803 075 0650: https://fij.ng/article/breaking-us-court-declares-supercop-abba-kyari-wanted-over-1-1m-hushpuppi-payment/?s=08
@2348024741100 another sensational story and click baiting I guess?🤪
7/29/21, 17:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol…
Nah you go decide that one😂
7/29/21, 17:59 - +234 802 474 1100: All I am saying and all I’ve been saying - Nigeria is not only the news headlines just like the US is not only CNN or Fox News….

I no support Buhari or Emefiele, I just have learned to question the motivations of news editors and opinion writers
7/29/21, 18:00 - +234 802 474 1100: But yes the chicken is coming home to roost for Kyari - we will see how it plays out
7/29/21, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Whenever you're getting tired of Buhari. Please check this link to see the countdown...

https://buharicountdown.netlify.app
7/29/21, 18:52 - Benedict: More than 1 year? 😭 

The sad part is that the next person could be worse 😭😭😭😭😭

@2348025838458 show me the way to Calgary o!!
7/29/21, 19:21 - Dee: As her chief aide, I can tell you the information you seek is free. We do not collect bribes here. 

But we need to print the document on a special paper and we do not have fuel in our generator 

So if you can donate 100K to put fuel in our gen, I can print the information for you that will show you the way to Canada.
7/29/21, 19:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 20:24 - +234 803 075 0650: That is if the next person inherits the same Nigeria we have today.
Abeg, @2348025838458 show us the way
7/29/21, 20:25 - Benedict: Another angu o!🙆‍♂
7/29/21, 20:27 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehehe...when una don sure say una wan japa,let me know. I wee use family price😁😁😁😁
7/29/21, 20:37 - +234 803 075 0650: hmmm, this one that tailors are now delivering clothes at police station, I want to live in a country where I can deal with Taylors outside of the police station abeg
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7/29/21, 20:46 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
7/29/21, 20:47 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U dey here dey laff abi?
7/29/21, 20:48 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 20:48 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My friend answer phone joor, who u wan form surprise for?
7/29/21, 20:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My Nwoke, I go lock u out o, answer phone now!!!!!
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7/29/21, 21:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 u wee be talking nigeria here one day, we will marry ur wife to another young man....kwotinu😅
7/29/21, 21:07 - +234 802 971 7134: E go be like rapture. Na me go buy you beer tell you sorry
7/29/21, 21:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol…
Just make jare say na person wey get better passport sha
7/29/21, 21:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 21:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Kenstar shebi you get Omo profile.
7/29/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So that what will happen? U wee be history by that time
7/29/21, 21:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Or just find one better picture wey Eugene Dey. We go crop am comot or turn am to statue
7/29/21, 21:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We get and i am sure she is ready to send some if the one we get nor fine reach sef
7/29/21, 21:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Meanwhile… so I’m in Cameroon this week for work… 

Apparently The kidnaps and Boko harAm is an issue here too @2348030750650 

And in the north of Côte-d’Ivoire, Niger🇳🇪 and Bénin 🇧🇯 …. Comman write about them too

Paul Biya has been president for almost half century
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7/29/21, 21:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348127379568 see ya "husband"? Willing to marry u to another man in a second.
7/29/21, 21:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 21:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
7/29/21, 21:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As a good cook abi?🤣🤣🤣🤣
7/29/21, 21:11 - +234 802 971 7134: See modern bolly making
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7/29/21, 21:12 - +234 802 971 7134: With a sprinkle of kerosene
7/29/21, 21:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The scattered hait will do. 😅
7/29/21, 21:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hair*
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7/29/21, 21:13 - +234 802 971 7134: Issokay
7/29/21, 21:13 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
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7/29/21, 21:14 - +234 802 971 7134: You no go see cut inside o. Na tears
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7/29/21, 21:15 - +234 802 971 7134: When you begin explain this fishes
7/29/21, 21:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Lirru mamaid
7/29/21, 21:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: E go be all dese Ivoriens wey no Dey chop pepper, one one slap on my way out go settle dem. E go still cry.
7/29/21, 21:17 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene 😶
7/30/21, 15:58 - +234 802 474 1100: https://youtu.be/zhJb1nsvROo

@2348030750650 @14692437489  How una Dey
7/30/21, 16:08 - +234 803 075 0650: I've challenged you that 99.9% of Nigerians can't access healthcare there. Besides only saying 'haba' you've not provided any data to prove me wrong.

This hospital makes business sense. If Nigerians spend $5billion yearly on medical tourism, situating it in Nigeria will give them a slice f that money. Simple!!!!
7/30/21, 17:15 - +234 802 474 1100: In other word opportunités abound for people willing to solve problems… well said 😀
7/30/21, 17:19 - +234 802 474 1100: And on the 99% part… you know you can’t say that and still expressly agree that it makes business sense to situate larger hospitals in Nigeria… one has to give
7/30/21, 17:24 - +234 803 075 0650: No. both can hold
7/30/21, 20:07 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
7/30/21, 22:33 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If I born there then go gimme US passport?
7/31/21, 12:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Them fit give you Ivorien one
7/31/21, 12:19 - +234 802 474 1100: One more thing - What did you assume was the cost of the services at this hospital?
8/2/21, 22:35 - Ini Eket: Sweden to investigate why its citizens aren’t having enough sex
https://3news.com/sweden-to-investigate-why-its-citizens-arent-having-enough-sex/

This is a government that cares for its people....🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
8/2/21, 22:37 - +234 803 075 0650: Abanzi!🤪🤪🤪
8/2/21, 22:49 - Ini Eket: Lol, but it's interesting to see what people bother about in countries that work
8/2/21, 22:55 - +234 802 474 1100: You mean like banning Twitter in Nigeria 🤧🤧🤧
8/3/21, 16:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 16:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 i greet u o😅😁
8/3/21, 16:02 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 16:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:17 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Benedict what are you typing o😂😂😂
8/3/21, 17:19 - Benedict: This is covid though, a global issue. Meaning when everyone gets vaccine, the threat level will be reduced.
8/3/21, 17:20 - Benedict: 🤷‍♂️just saying
8/3/21, 17:21 - Benedict: You should have picked Afghanistan or Syria instead
8/3/21, 17:21 - Benedict: 😂
8/3/21, 17:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Who says I’m comparing…. 

I thought we were playing a game of numbers
8/3/21, 17:22 - +234 802 474 1100: 😓😓
8/3/21, 17:23 - +234 802 474 1100: If it’s those words… like Benedict said, you can try South Africa 😀😂
8/3/21, 17:23 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:24 - +234 802 474 1100: There is crime and civil unrest there
8/3/21, 17:24 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
8/3/21, 17:24 - +234 802 474 1100: Wait lemme look for the one that has kidnapping 😂
8/3/21, 17:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Don't "think", don't pick just the numbers
8/3/21, 17:24 - Benedict: Increased caution is level 2, u know
8/3/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Haaa…. Me i don’t know… see level 4 there na😓😟😟
8/3/21, 17:25 - Benedict: Dont mind him. He is just picking higher numbers without reading the reason
8/3/21, 17:25 - Benedict: Its level 4 due to covid, just like Brazil
8/3/21, 17:25 - +234 802 474 1100: You dinor see civil unrest there ni 😀😀
8/3/21, 17:26 - Benedict: 😂😂😂 At this point, i know u are trolling
8/3/21, 17:26 - +234 802 474 1100: Damn this is fun
8/3/21, 17:27 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya seriously lemme look for another one that meets your specifications..

I am here to serve
8/3/21, 17:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:29 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya i agree… South Africa is a weak 4, Nigeria is a strong 3….

Does this help 😂🤧
8/3/21, 17:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme look for one where the sentence is long like Nigeria’s own
8/3/21, 17:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No it doesn't.....just use ur "Summer Break" wisely.....like bond with that pretty baby-Adanna
8/3/21, 17:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😏
8/3/21, 17:32 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Werey🤣🤣🤣
8/3/21, 17:35 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m sorry I couldn’t find kidnapping — I’m tired..

But I read today that legal kidnapping exists in Japan. So when marriages break down, the first spouse to kidnap the kids keeps custody!! 😞😞

I honestly would rate them a 5 alert 🚨. I hope this counts!

If e never clear, I no get work today and I am celebrating the fact that I have finally started the process of letting go of the most toxic employee I have here.. 😂
8/3/21, 17:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/3/21, 17:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please i have a very toxic peer too, pls how can i set him up to leave🤭
8/3/21, 17:38 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m sorry… this one I don’t even know how o…. I’ve just been doing Ope! all day
8/3/21, 17:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: BTW ur Japan case *does not* count
8/3/21, 17:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Hian! Check am o! As a traveler there you become subject to their laws o
8/3/21, 19:57 - Ini Eket: Uncle Lai o - FG cautions Nigerians youths against relocating abroad, says money isn’t everything
https://thestreetjournal.org/fg-cautions-nigerians-youths-against-relocating-abroad-says-money-isnt-everything/

😁😁
8/3/21, 23:38 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 I really like this your tranquilizing drug of whataboutism. It helps to numb some of the pain I must confess🤣🤣🤣
8/4/21, 07:36 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄
It does, doesn’t it. Glad to have been of service
8/4/21, 08:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Meanwhile @14692437489 @2348030750650 Help us write about the US embassy across Africa….official visa dates available are 2023 in Nigeria. But if you drop 150k date go appear next month. And if you fit drop up to 500k them go come your house 😀😀

I sure na thé Nigérians/Africans there Dey run am. It can’t be official embassy business. Their institutions are strong 😁
8/4/21, 11:11 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm not writing anything. Stay in your country and develop it🤪🤪🤪
8/4/21, 11:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 1st of all before i comment on your accusation, I will like to know what the numbers are, since u are a numbers guy that don't generalize.

How many people do you know that has paid and got a date instantly? Where is your statistics from?
8/4/21, 11:24 - +234 802 474 1100: 😄😄

Ah e ma Binu. No publicly available information o. Just my personal experience and that of a couple of close friends in Nigeria and Côte d’Ivoire as well as Ghana. 

Should I share their contact details?
8/4/21, 11:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Then like you tell Chris, shut up and stop generalizing with ur personal experience 😝😝
8/4/21, 11:37 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/4/21, 11:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai this one enter
8/4/21, 11:43 - +234 802 474 1100: I for don tell you this one too when you Dey talk Nigerian embassy 
1 - 0
8/4/21, 11:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 11:51 - +234 803 075 0650: My friend stay in your country😏😏😏😏
8/4/21, 11:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Hian! Is this not the point I’ve been making since we started 😃…. I am staying na
8/4/21, 12:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Good. Then stop going to clog space on the visa queue.
8/4/21, 12:14 - +234 802 474 1100: All of this effort just to close your eyes to the alleged corruption at the US embassy... 😂😂😂
8/4/21, 12:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Me that I’m trying to « invest » in your country with my visa fee 😆
8/4/21, 12:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Kenneth is typing 😀

Don’t you have work
8/4/21, 12:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 last time i checked, i am one of the admins. So i will ask you and @2348030750650 to stop this minute or I will remove u guys from the group now😏
8/4/21, 12:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Ah lobatan
8/4/21, 12:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It is just 7.18am here and 4:18am in Washington 🤪
8/4/21, 12:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Good boi, u listen to elders🤣😂😅
8/4/21, 12:22 - +234 802 474 1100: layi dibo! you don win! 
Every day for the ....., One day for the....😆
8/4/21, 12:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ewu Abidjan😅😂
8/4/21, 12:25 - +234 803 075 0650: See threat🙊🙊🙊🙊
8/4/21, 12:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Promise u mean?😁
8/4/21, 12:26 - +234 803 075 0650: I know say Trump go infect you with him behavior the moment he relocated to Florida🙊
8/4/21, 12:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chai @2348127379568 don de type....she wan con defend the husband as admin🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
8/4/21, 12:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oya enter house, since na every time I need to dey come call u for outside now. Everyday u go dey fight for road
8/4/21, 12:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 12:32 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 😂 The visual in my head with this comment ehn!
8/4/21, 12:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Imagine Omo with two wrapper and blouse wey one sleeve don be off shoulder so you go fit see the black bra strap. Na that hand she put for waist come stand for door sideways with the other hand trafficking Eugene into the house
8/4/21, 12:34 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): And she no wear slippers 🤣
8/4/21, 12:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Plus the hair is shuku 🤧
8/4/21, 12:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dis ya brother too like fight
8/4/21, 12:36 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Na me you dey tell? 😄
8/4/21, 12:38 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): As e dey pass door, just konk am small 🚶🏽‍♀️
8/4/21, 12:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 12:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That "black bra strap" side though🤣🤣🤣

Remind me of those women wey like fight😅😅😂
8/4/21, 12:48 - +234 803 075 0650: I go dey report am to you from now henceforth. Him too like street fight🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/4/21, 12:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U, I go report u give ur own wife, no be 2 of una Dey like to fight?
8/4/21, 12:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Akor, Akor, Akor! Why you dey like set yourself up for ultimate tackle laidis? Wey you for dey back bench dey form ‘it wasn’t me’
8/4/21, 12:59 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Oh, I never give una news. In case you are wondering why I have this kind free time on a workday, it is because ayam not working
8/4/21, 13:00 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): In fact, I’ve quit Accenture. Starting a new job in Sep
8/4/21, 13:00 - Benedict: 🙌🙌🙌twale Mama
8/4/21, 13:01 - Benedict: Is it because they asked you to come back to the office? 🤣🤣
8/4/21, 13:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See levelz! Congratulations!People just quitting and picking new jobs.... abeg how una take de do am?

Some others that I know here be doing 3 jobs at the same time till they decide which one exactly they want to settle for.
8/4/21, 13:09 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie🙆🏼‍♂️
8/4/21, 13:10 - +234 803 075 0650: See levels😅
8/4/21, 13:13 - Dee: 🤣🤣🤣 with this kind of picture, if you enter that house, you will not come out alive.
8/4/21, 13:14 - Dee: I want to be like you when I grow up o. To be able to change jobs anyhow like this.
8/4/21, 13:18 - +234 803 075 0650: But @2348127379568, the only problem is that I'm doing my job - which is public commentary. I studied and trained for it. But @2348024741100 who has his own job (and I never argue with him about his field even if I disagree with him views and have access to the same data he's speaking from) will just be arguing and fighting with me. And he's always the one to start the fight o🤪
8/4/21, 13:38 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Tainks everybody!
8/4/21, 13:39 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Bro, if I tell you the tori ehn, you will know it is not anyhow. Na since March I don get the job come dey hustle visa update. Na early July everything click. We thank master Jesus
8/4/21, 13:57 - Dee: Na d same thing we dey talk na. We wey apply for visa to travel July 19 and earliest date was February 2022 nko? 

You still get visa. You still get job. U fit vex slap your former boss now and nothing go happen. If I try am, na "bambiala" straight 1 week later. 

When you are big you are big.
8/4/21, 14:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Just gree say you like fight na…

Or you fight on top say you no like fight again 😂😂😂
8/4/21, 14:33 - +234 803 075 0650: You won't rest until you drag me into your street fight😏😏😏
8/4/21, 14:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Nwanyi a …. It not just thanks that you will say and close mouth.

Option à; Pay for flight ticket for us to come and celebrate with you
Option B: Option A + Send is money
Option C: Send us money for Option A +B
8/4/21, 14:56 - +234 802 474 1100: This my street fight…. 😃😃😃

Is it not you I am purportedly fighting with? Abi na Spirit i Dey fight with? 😀
8/4/21, 15:04 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣 bambiala
8/4/21, 15:15 - +234 803 075 0650: You're fighting with everybody
8/4/21, 15:44 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 17:59 - +234 802 474 1100: I am not fighting o!!! At all 😃😃😃😂😂

But what is the point with this picture from your unique perspective 😀😃
8/4/21, 18:02 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigerians representing four different countries
8/4/21, 18:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Ok. So I guess you are celebrating it! Nice 🤓🧐
8/4/21, 18:12 - +234 803 075 0650: We're on the same page today, if you prefer to see it that way. I won't spoil your joy☺️
8/4/21, 18:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 18:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/4/21, 18:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: These two guys are not okay walahi.
8/4/21, 19:13 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
Me i Dey ok o… chris how far?
8/4/21, 19:37 - +234 803 075 0650: You don ever hear mad man agree before say him dey mad?🤣🤣🤣
8/5/21, 13:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 13:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 13:51 - +234 802 971 7134: Kenstar you really don’t want to do this
8/5/21, 13:51 - +234 802 971 7134: I go expose you o
8/5/21, 13:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What did i do or am i doing? Are u the one in the picture ni?
8/5/21, 13:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅
8/5/21, 13:55 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 13:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lets do it bro!
8/5/21, 13:56 - +234 802 971 7134: Oya now
8/5/21, 13:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 13:59 - +234 803 075 0650: Hmmm!🤔🤔🤔
8/5/21, 14:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 14:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: These are just a few of the good ones, I can throw the bad ones in too
8/5/21, 14:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Make una dey expose una selves o. We're enjoying it
8/5/21, 14:11 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 14:12 - +234 802 971 7134: The evidence from this day alone can bury you over and over
8/5/21, 14:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What one does when he is happy😅
8/5/21, 14:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 14:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See my God daughter sef, we are happy people.....I also notice you cut the part where u were joining the happy people😁
8/5/21, 14:18 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 14:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: When you are challenged in your own house, you don't run away!
8/5/21, 14:39 - +234 802 971 7134: Hehehehe
8/5/21, 14:39 - +234 802 971 7134: That one sef Dey
8/5/21, 14:39 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/5/21, 14:39 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: What kind of war @2348029717134 and @14692437489 dey fight ooooooo
8/5/21, 14:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Cyril u want to open ur chindren eye b4 d world heps u abi🤣
8/5/21, 14:48 - +234 802 971 7134: You know as e Dey go na
8/5/21, 14:48 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
8/5/21, 14:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dem don drag Lucy and Ini enter d fight. Thank God say embassy no give us visa that time o, na here our linen for don wash reach
8/5/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I came in peace advocating for another vacation and showed some good times in pix ni o🤷🏽‍♂️
8/5/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/5/21, 14:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Haba, we never drag them na, @2347033020215 own bombshell from that faithful nite still de, I go use am collect ExxonMobil money when the time reach😅
8/5/21, 14:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw una sef get those dirty linen?😅
8/5/21, 14:55 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene go get plenty
8/5/21, 14:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁😁
8/5/21, 14:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Na Eugene own I wan see🤪🤪🤪
8/5/21, 14:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 i get ya own too o😅
8/5/21, 14:56 - +234 803 075 0650: 🙊🙊🙊🙊
8/5/21, 14:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: How we wan take get am? He’s always busy saying prayer for Nigeria in distress🤷🏽‍♀️
8/5/21, 14:58 - +234 802 971 7134: Dem suppose ban that prayer
8/5/21, 14:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Replace am with call to arms🤣
8/5/21, 14:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The same prayer wey bring those 2 fine children? It is really a prayer for Nigeria in distress😏
8/5/21, 14:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/5/21, 15:03 - +234 803 075 0650: I hear say one priest vex stop the prayer for him parish. Him say he don tire
8/5/21, 15:43 - Ini Eket: 🤣
8/5/21, 15:44 - Ini Eket: Good old days 😁😁😁
8/5/21, 18:35 - +234 802 474 1100: See as una block my inbox with hundreds of messages - if I do now, them go say I do
8/5/21, 18:38 - +234 803 075 0650: You're free to do, so long as it's about vacation. Abi I lie @2348029717134?🤪
8/5/21, 18:38 - +234 802 971 7134: Over correct sir
8/5/21, 19:10 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme jejely rename this group then 😜
8/7/21, 13:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
8/7/21, 13:49 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
8/7/21, 13:49 - +234 802 971 7134: All ye Cecilians
8/7/21, 14:09 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: True true na so Chris Ogunlade dey hang leg those days and no so Akor dey do hand
8/7/21, 18:30 - +234 803 075 0650: How you dey take do am for VGC?😏
8/7/21, 19:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I Dey use baton
8/7/21, 19:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Or biro
8/11/21, 07:46 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.tchealthng.com/thought-pieces/bridging-the-funding-gap-in-healthcare-infrastructure?fbclid=PAAabcF0d2E2hlZgU-N60LlCd9hTlfC68ihf-rJq8NUHu5vj-eZmZwHqeKR9c_aem_AZZn8YIvk5FqE_A7Kc08DfUD6c5g8oSaYdNtKPNweKyfvLY7zp2mK--epMNrrHYRMzGBZTJEFBCOYYt-a58NMdz4p-rYIZmMJnNhQO0xffJ2Gmk7hIJWmb9u-lsPQVDfnDk
8/11/21, 17:44 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/11/21, 17:44 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/11/21, 17:44 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/11/21, 17:45 - +234 803 075 0650: [8/11, 11:34 AM] Chris Akor: Meanwhile Lagos state government is reducing NYSC doctor's pay from N75,000 to N15,000.

And Ngige is saying he    has better things to do with his time than negotiating with striking doctors
8/11/21, 17:46 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 please don't come and fight with me o. Fight the doctors saying it🤗🤗🤗🤗
8/11/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: https://m-thewire-in.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/m.thewire.in/article/world/brain-drain-hidden-tax-on-the-countries-left-behind-covid-19-doctors/amp
8/11/21, 18:19 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/11/21, 18:21 - +234 802 474 1100: No fighting here bro… similar to a comment I made on a colleagues post on LinkedIn. The problem is multifaceted and traverses all of the developing world
8/16/21, 10:01 - +234 802 474 1100: ALL STORIES MATTER, EVEN TOUGH ONES


In the first half of 2021, African tech startups raised $1.9 billion in funding with at least $100m monthly. This already beats the 2020 figure of $701.5 million that was raised in spite of the pandemic, and the year isn’t over yet!

Of the $1 billion in 2022, fintechs brought in 48% of it. 

This is a good thing, right? It means that more investors are interested in what we offer, it means more value, and a brighter future, right? Well, it is but perhaps it's also a call to action.

Okay, okay, where is this coming from?

From these Economist and Financial Times articles. 

In July, both publications released two articles that have been the source of a heated debate online. 

Both articles examined the state of fintech in Africa, circling Nigeria particularly. What these articles did do was highlight the concerns many African founders, investors, and key players in the tech space have been saying for years: African [fintech] startups need local investors. 
What they didn’t do? Well, according to Derin Adebayo, a manager at Endeavor Catalyst, there was no objective [or positive] outlook on the matter. Both articles refuse to credit the steady rise of investment in Africa fintech, a number that has steadily risen from $70 million in 2016, to $356 million in 2020. It also deigns to interrogate why the numbers keep rising, why investors keep investing. 

In fact, the Economist’s article uses quotes from prominent investors like Maya Horgan Famodu, Eghosa Omoigui, and Nichole Yembra, to question the sustainability of the system. 

So what’s the problem with this?

There are a lot of factors that de-markets African startups. Local [and international] policies, capital investments, product placement, etc. Pessimism, especially when veiled in highly-read publications like the Economist and Financial Times, shouldn't be a part of it. 

The sustainability questions raised in the articles are valid but the tone is disconcerting.


In his rebuttal, Derin Adebayo, criticizes the intent of the articles. “These aren’t new facts,” he says. “I struggle to believe there is anyone investing in Nigeria’s fintech ecosystem that would be shocked to hear any of this. So if there is over-exuberance in the market, it is certainly not due to ignorance of these factors.”

All stories matter

Victoria Crandall doesn’t agree with Adebayo though. 

Crandall, who is a PR Strategist, explains that critical media is not the enemy. In her article, she highlights that all stories, including those that interrogate apparent success and numbers, shouldn’t be dismissed as they are equally important to the growth of the African tech ecosystem. 

“There is a better way,” Crandall says. “African tech startups and investors shouldn’t dismiss credible journalism or shy away from the media, fearful of hit pieces. They should engage more with journalists to get their messages out and influence the conversation on African tech.”

Cherry-picked comments


Maya Horgan Famodu, founder of Ingressive Capital, whose quote in the Economist’s piece earned her a bit of backlash, isn’t going to be misquoted. The Economist had portrayed Famodu as an investor who was concerned that the influx of foreign investors in Nigerian fintechs would cause the market to “overcorrect.”

Famodu, has however, explained that her comment, a small bit from an hour long conversation on sustainability, was cherry-picked to suit the article. 

Zoom out: There are at least two sides to every story. To truly understand narratives, it's important to consider all sides, even those that might make us uncomfortable. As Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie said, "Stories can break the dignity of a people, but stories can also repair that broken dignity."

So what do you think? Which perspective do you support?
8/17/21, 19:43 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
8/17/21, 19:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
8/17/21, 19:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Na real mammary gland of the female home sapien🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/17/21, 20:12 - Ini Eket: Lol 🤣🤣
8/17/21, 20:12 - Ini Eket: https://youtu.be/KufNoZ9P5Yk
8/18/21, 10:48 - +234 803 072 5702: Gini…I hope this didn’t affect you much. This govt certainly derives joy in stifling anything tech…especially fintech. I’m looking at my PiggyVest savings now and my heart rate is increasing…how long till they carry their wahala reach here?
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-cbn-freezes-bamboo-rise-vest-accounts/
8/18/21, 10:55 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348030725702 don't worry, according to @2348024741100, CBN has this under control and it's for the collective good of us all😉
8/18/21, 11:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/18/21, 11:18 - Ini Eket: It's just unfortunate how this Government is trying to stifle the growth of fintech... I have some investments with Rise but I doubt this will affect much
8/18/21, 11:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣😂
Sorry man!

What are the illegal trading that the CBN refers to? Why are the various firms not responding? Or taking their cases to court?

I think it does not affect your investments though, you can relax
8/18/21, 11:20 - +234 802 474 1100: Lmao… Chris the putter of words in my mouth?
8/18/21, 11:20 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 what is funny? 🧐🧐🧐
8/18/21, 14:07 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene if dem set leg for you must you cross it?
8/18/21, 14:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/18/21, 14:42 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂 

Chatting unfortunately no dey communicate pass wetin we type. 

You for see me dey laugh as I dey type all these things
8/18/21, 14:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Twat!!
8/21/21, 14:07 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
8/21/21, 14:09 - Dee: This picture had better not be recent. Cos you will write a 1000 page essay why I wasn't invited for awoof firewood jollof rice and orishi-rishi.
8/21/21, 14:10 - Dee: Wait, water is life and all, but where is the jollof rice on the table? Where is the small chops? Where is the pepper soup?
8/21/21, 14:11 - Ini Eket: Dnt worry, we have only just arrived
8/21/21, 14:12 - +234 802 971 7134: Nice
8/21/21, 14:19 - +234 802 474 1100: It is not recent 😀.
Already 10mins old!
8/21/21, 14:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Seriously sha… which wedding is this Biko
8/21/21, 14:22 - Ini Eket: Kiwez sister
8/21/21, 14:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Ah Nice!
8/21/21, 15:20 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Nice! Good to see the fellowship of brethren once again
8/21/21, 15:28 - Benedict: <Media omitted>
8/21/21, 15:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: All Americans bah?😁😁😁😁
8/21/21, 15:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Why does Bryan have a naughty look?🤣🤣🤣
8/21/21, 15:30 - Benedict: 😂
8/21/21, 15:32 - Ini Eket: Lol
8/21/21, 15:41 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
8/21/21, 16:20 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
8/21/21, 17:14 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/21/21, 17:15 - +234 803 075 0650: Since you people decided to go do Owambe in Nigeria, me I'm going to learn about the civil rights movement in America
8/21/21, 17:37 - +234 802 474 1100: I disagree!!!
8/21/21, 17:39 - Dee: 😀 you just like trouble. What has he said that you are disagreeing with now?
8/21/21, 17:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Before he even read the post, he already disagreed🤪🤪🤪
8/21/21, 17:47 - Dee: 😀
8/21/21, 17:48 - +234 802 474 1100: I saw a notification that IT was posted by @2348030750650 

That’s good enough 😂😂😂🤣
8/21/21, 17:49 - Dee: 😀 Jesus
8/21/21, 19:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Chim o! Dia ris God 😅
8/22/21, 12:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/22/21, 13:12 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348028945332 the resemblance between you and your daughter is world class.🤪
8/22/21, 13:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @14692437489 you sure say na Church you go? 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
8/22/21, 13:44 - Benedict: Really? 😂
8/22/21, 13:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmao....yes, i went to Church and got there earlier than everybody in that picture sef
8/22/21, 13:46 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehe
8/22/21, 13:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its a nice picture though🙂. 3 families in one space.

Pikins of yesterday don dey tall anyhow🙂.

@2348028945332 don dey old😁😁
😁😁🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

All the wives just young and fine😁😁😁😁😁


God bless you all🙂
8/22/21, 13:49 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Make the men snap.
Make the wives snap.
8/22/21, 13:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/22/21, 13:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/22/21, 13:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol@okojie don dey old
8/22/21, 13:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @14692437489 I wee not comment on ya expression🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
8/22/21, 13:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Oshey!
8/22/21, 13:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am licking somethig "sweet" abi?🤣🤣
8/22/21, 13:53 - Dee: He comot Agbada for the booze, you are talking about expression
8/22/21, 13:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/22/21, 13:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I actually went home to change sef🤣
8/22/21, 14:01 - +234 803 075 0650: Star and peppersoup doesn't have respect for agbada na🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/22/21, 14:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are a wise man😁
8/22/21, 14:06 - Benedict: Ahn ahn, na only me don dey old?
8/22/21, 14:17 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Not only you o. All the men there don dey old.
8/22/21, 14:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Don't be scared of him, it was him alone you said at first and that is what we believe 😁
8/22/21, 14:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Hope say nobody mistakenly pour beer inside the children cup sha
8/22/21, 14:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah… my goddaughter looks like her mother please…
8/22/21, 14:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Infact, i gathered that there was weed mixed in @2348028945332's drink....I only fear for his wife last nite🤣🤣
8/22/21, 14:32 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
If only this was true!!
8/22/21, 14:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: For real....my inlaw na mad dude😁
8/22/21, 14:33 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Not at the bar o.....at the reception
8/22/21, 14:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Ghen ghen! But this one wey @2348028945332 no feel anything. Mean say him don Dey take the weed before ni 🧐🧐🤷‍♀️
8/22/21, 14:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well i don't know if he felt anything, we need to ask the wife if she felt anything at nite🤣🤣🤣
8/22/21, 14:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But yes, he has been taking weed since in cakes (na him talk am yday o)
8/22/21, 14:44 - Ini Eket: Lol, this seems to be a new trend, heard about it recently too when we were served some time back, though I only just tasted 😛
8/22/21, 14:45 - +234 802 971 7134: Taste and see
8/22/21, 14:46 - Ini Eket: I didn't taste enough to see oooo
8/22/21, 15:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Or you don’t remember what you saw, meaning that you tasted enough
8/22/21, 15:31 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
8/22/21, 15:31 - Benedict: Weed no dey that drink jare
8/22/21, 15:32 - Ini Eket: Lol
8/22/21, 16:47 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm happy. If you agree with me I would be very worried🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/22/21, 17:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Exactly why I had to point it out 😀
8/23/21, 18:49 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
8/23/21, 19:39 - +234 802 474 1100: This one wey Smart call me Bro! Na trap 😀

My network is poor, the picture you sent is not downloading
8/24/21, 16:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 16:23 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
8/24/21, 16:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Bia Mr IWezulu ! Instead of enjoying the scenery of our beautiful country, you are busy sharing memes
8/24/21, 16:53 - Benedict: Somebody that has already reached Florida?
8/24/21, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Which country? Abeg my kids have suffered enough 8n the last 8days. We are back to our own beloved country (US). 😅😁
8/24/21, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In*
8/24/21, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 16:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Imagine that! I really wanted to show you thé various tourist attractions ! 

But you have left 🤣
8/24/21, 16:54 - +234 802 474 1100: But seriously sha!! Ahn ahn, Kenneth una just commot sharp sharp
8/24/21, 16:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Also, for the records i am not Mr. (I have workes hard for what i earned)🤣🤣🤣
8/24/21, 16:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Worked*
8/24/21, 16:55 - Benedict: 😂😂
8/24/21, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂

Sorry prof. IWezulu
8/24/21, 16:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Left from Chruch sef🤣😅
Madam doesn't have much vacation time accrued yet and the kids resumed since the 10th of August.

Me that have vacation time of over a month, they will not allow me stay😌
8/24/21, 16:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 16:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Kolo.com
8/24/21, 16:58 - +234 802 474 1100: I say make I upgrade you na
8/24/21, 16:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Ah na true! This una American school system wey like school sha
8/24/21, 17:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Like school sha😁
8/24/21, 17:03 - Dee: Next time, leave home late for the airport and leave your passport at home. 

When you get to check in  counter, form sad face, tell  family to go, that you will come meet them tomorrow. Once they take off, call me, give me your location, then put phone on flight mode. 

Everything else will be explanation when you finally show up in Melbourne. 

People get kidnapped everyday in Nigeria after all.
8/24/21, 17:04 - Benedict: i dont know if i should applaud you or be scared for you and your family🤦‍♂️
8/24/21, 17:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Deji o! 
We donate you to Canada abi US!

We only want men of integrity in our Nigeria pls

@2348025838458 come and carry ya husband 😂
8/24/21, 17:05 - +234 802 474 1100: +1
8/24/21, 17:05 - +234 802 474 1100: Abi na RT
8/24/21, 17:05 - Dee: Just helping a friend in need na ni
8/24/21, 17:06 - Dee: Judith that is the one that will drive sef. Shior.
8/24/21, 17:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Walahi, i was somehow praying for a positive covid test that will:

1. Not cause me any health condition or put me in any risk whatsoever at all
2. Then make thwm say i can't travel but the family with negative result can go.

It was looking like that when they sent madams result sunday morning and my own did not come until i made over 20 calls that day and it came in negative at night😌
8/24/21, 17:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 17:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Correct guy😅
8/24/21, 17:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Very very mad couples
8/24/21, 17:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣
8/24/21, 17:24 - Dee: 😀😀
8/24/21, 17:32 - +234 802 971 7134: I have one question. Why did you make 20 calls
8/24/21, 17:32 - +234 802 971 7134: You for just call one of my old numbers na
8/24/21, 17:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To show to the wife that one really wants to go back, hence they will be sympathetic with you should  the result be positive and things qork out ur way
8/24/21, 17:46 - +234 802 971 7134: lol
8/24/21, 18:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 18:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 18:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 18:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have open African store o....I can ship anywhere, pls patronize us😁
8/24/21, 18:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw, @2347033020215 & @2348028945332 how was ur trip back? Abi una still de around?
8/24/21, 18:07 - +234 802 474 1100: Naija get this problem! That problem! Yet you are eating our food abi 🤪🧐
8/24/21, 18:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Food and people are not same right?
8/24/21, 18:07 - +234 802 474 1100: If you check @2348030750650 house now, you fit see packs of ewa agoyin
8/24/21, 18:07 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤧😀
8/24/21, 18:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Ehen, @14692437489 I'm considering reviewing my policy on Nigerian food o. Why can you do to help? 
Suggestion: you can send a bag containing all the orisirisi let me try them out🤪
8/24/21, 18:09 - +234 803 075 0650: See your mouth😏
8/24/21, 18:14 - +234 802 474 1100: But seriously @2348030750650 hope you can see why we are not earning Forex to address the dollar scarcity. People like Kenneth are not paying for the various foods we are exporting to the US. Thus our exchange rate, thus the impact on the economy. Thus and I put it to you, @14692437489 is directly responsible for the weak naira… 

I rest my case 🚴🚴🚴
8/24/21, 18:16 - Dee: Omo! See loot
8/24/21, 18:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Abeg abeg abeg, don't bring me into the mess ur govt have brought on u and the masses
8/24/21, 18:18 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/24/21, 18:20 - +234 803 075 0650: Have you noticed that @2348024741100 is beginning to sound like Buhari?🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/24/21, 18:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Thé guy doesn’t even make a sound… how do we compare?
8/24/21, 18:22 - Benedict: It was fine o. Got into Lagos yesterday afternoon
8/24/21, 18:29 - +234 803 075 0650: the few times he spoke...you now speak like him.
8/24/21, 18:30 - +234 802 971 7134: Please do o
8/24/21, 18:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol....noted
8/24/21, 20:48 - Ini Eket: Thanks bro, still relaxing in IB till early next week
8/24/21, 21:25 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I rebuke this statement. I will never be Mrs Buhari clone
8/24/21, 21:53 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/25/21, 08:30 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Be like y’all are ready for the apocalypse
8/25/21, 11:34 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
8/25/21, 11:35 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 good morning bros. Hope you're having a beautiful day?
8/25/21, 11:42 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/25/21, 11:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It is just some headline baiting that is not true, look to the other side and the good things the nigerian government has blessed the medical doctors with😏
8/25/21, 11:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
Idigiot
8/25/21, 11:43 - +234 802 474 1100: ✅
Or you can look to Afghanistan 😀
8/25/21, 11:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: It's the wife jare
8/25/21, 11:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Thanks Prof. 😀
8/25/21, 11:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Cool stuff
8/25/21, 11:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U better go back to Nigeria and fix it
8/25/21, 11:48 - Dee: Pool view. Nice
8/25/21, 11:57 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤪 say na pool view 😂😂

Na our current office space… neighboring house is a villa… 9room villa with pool …. Up for sale @2348030750650 @14692437489 come and invest
8/25/21, 12:01 - Dee: 😀 all na pool view na. Just not your own pool.
8/25/21, 12:54 - +234 803 072 5702: This is wild. Make person just dey pray not to have any serious illness in this country. 
When “bandits” don dey go inside NDA, drag out and kidnap Major and kill am, wetin remain?
8/25/21, 13:48 - +234 803 075 0650: Haba @2348030725702, according to @2348024741100, they are building a world class hospital in Lekki🤪🤪🤪
8/25/21, 13:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This one that @2348024741100 has been typing for about an hour now like so
8/25/21, 13:50 - +234 803 075 0650: He was trying to reply @2348030725702. But now wey I don comment, he has to pause to tackle me first🤪
8/25/21, 13:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Amen to the prayer.

Pay for healthcare workers is really poor. I do have classmates for whom their salary is crap. Similar to the choice people in all other sectors are making - people are making the personal choice to go where they are better remunerated.

The Kenya govt recently mooted an idea where they’ll even collaborate with the UK govt to « export » some of their nurses and health care workers.

Covid has made it even more so that Richer countries have made the recruitments more overt. Thé UK fasttracks visa for doctors, same as the US, Canada and Europe.

The other side of the equation is what Nigeria and other Low and Middle Income countries can do to retain talent in the face of the active recruitment. 

Related to this @2348030725702 is the question of capability to treat diseases: we have the capacity. Oncology treatments recently got included in various insurance plans. My own team and colleagues have been working on this for about 8yrs now. The same policy work is ongoing in various disease areas.

Unfortunately as I have said earlier: Echo chambers are dangerous: they don’t help make any progress. If you want me to simply echo what many people already say about how bad everything is. I can do that. I used to do that. But I have worked with people who despite the challenges are making progress and I choose to identify with the half full glass.
8/25/21, 13:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… me i don gree say na echo chamber you want. You no wan engage. Unfortunately I can’t offer that 😀
8/25/21, 13:57 - +234 802 474 1100: One last part is this:

If you ask some people who only see the various medical errors in our hospitals; they will say Nigerian doctors are the worst.

But they also turn a blind eye to what an active recruitment of Nigerian Helth Talent means: it means that we are training quite good doctors. I have colleagues who pass various American and European exams quite handily leveraging the training in our « terrible » schools
8/25/21, 13:58 - +234 803 075 0650: In fact, our schools are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/25/21, 14:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol. Funny!

But it isn’t a dichotomy : Good or bad!
8/25/21, 14:07 - +234 803 075 0650: I've now decided to be your echo chamber o. A proverb in my Idoma language says "agree with what the Reverend Father I saying so that the mass can end".
8/25/21, 14:08 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.thenews-chronicle.com/attack-on-nda-will-spur-military-to-crush-bandits-buhari/
8/25/21, 14:09 - +234 803 075 0650: Meanwhile, good news here: the military is about crushing all insurgencies💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
8/25/21, 14:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg does anyone have experience with healthinheritance.com? Dem say dem dey train medical assistants and help dem japa too. Abeg any info?
8/25/21, 14:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See contrast with husband and wife🤣😅
8/25/21, 14:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/25/21, 14:51 - +234 803 072 5702: These people have very terrible bad news spinners…wth is “spur military to crush bandits”? There was no motivation before? After how many deaths and kidnaps?
8/25/21, 14:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My brother, Abeg me sef wan dey carry 8 boxes to come US o
8/25/21, 14:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Them spin o, dem no spin o, no difference, they might as well give us content.
8/25/21, 14:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oya na....i think i have info, but lemme verify fess
8/25/21, 15:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Lolzzz 

Na the balance be that na! That’s why I Dey tell @2348030750650 say him no need echo chamber!
8/25/21, 15:11 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
Na person work you Dey insult o…
8/25/21, 15:15 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/25/21, 15:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg verify o
8/25/21, 15:18 - +234 802 474 1100: I know say this group no be for this purpose and most of us are already set on our view of Nigeria anyways. Our japa plans😀.

I don’t even know why I am sharing 😂. I go shut up now.
8/25/21, 15:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Verify please😀
8/25/21, 15:56 - Dee: I am not among o. I want to read stuffs like this. Please share.
8/25/21, 16:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Washere! D-man

Weird I’m barely active on other chat groups and WhatsApp…. Na Chris draw me out for here… 
Before I start sounding like madman, Buhari lover 😂😂😂
8/25/21, 17:04 - Dee: 😀😀
8/25/21, 18:20 - +234 803 075 0650: The sound of my name in your mouth is so sweet. Why?🙆🏼‍♂️
8/25/21, 18:32 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
Chris wait o… something just occurred to me.

Which on is your Chris? Chrysanthemum, Chrisantus, or Christian?
8/25/21, 18:32 - +234 802 474 1100: One*
8/25/21, 18:33 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 no disturb me abeg. I'm battling between regression analysis and philosophy of the social sciences now. Who send me go back to school?🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️
8/25/21, 18:34 - +234 802 474 1100: Shebi i don tell you, why suffer when you have prof. Kenneth with you…
8/25/21, 18:37 - +234 803 075 0650: Prof Kenneth don run go chop Microsoft money na. Him no wan dey regression analysis🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/25/21, 19:02 - Dee: Regression analysis. Nice. Been a while.
8/25/21, 19:02 - Dee: Anyone of you here know a data scientist you can connect me to?
8/25/21, 19:20 - +234 803 075 0650: I do it for a few. But I charge in dollars☺️
8/25/21, 19:21 - Dee: 😀 ole. I am looking for mentor.
8/25/21, 19:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga I can't help you
8/25/21, 19:28 - Dee: 😀 too late now. I am coming with questions.
8/26/21, 11:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Good morning Vacationers
https://nairametrics.com/2021/08/26/nigerias-gdp-grows-further-by-5-01-in-q2-2021/
8/26/21, 11:50 - Dee: On other words, good job non oil sector. But the rest of us that are oil slaves one way or the other, should get out of the oil sector and look for plan B.
8/26/21, 11:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah fair conclusion I would say.

But like I tell my younger brother, Ernest. It wouldn’t be a hurry per se, there is the long term clarity that the world will make a shift from oil. But from a career perspective(short/medium term), except there is a shake up within his own firm, then no need to rush out
8/26/21, 11:57 - +234 802 474 1100: But for the broader conversation. The non oil sector growth is good news as diversification continues.

Even though govt revenue still has a long way to go
8/26/21, 11:58 - Dee: I get that. But it takes time to be proficient in a new field and gain required experience right? So maybe now is the time to start plotting and planning
8/26/21, 11:59 - Dee: Yeah it is good news. We depend on oil way too much. Maybe we will look elsewhere more now.
8/26/21, 12:01 - +234 802 474 1100: True sha! 🧐

Maryann went through this earlier. She should have more insight sha
8/26/21, 14:05 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Since them mention my name…
‘Is going through this’ is closer to the truth

Definitely, plotting and planning is the way to go. With any change, there is a transition period. How long that transition may be is anyone’s guess. Some people double down on the legacy end, some people move with the transition (learning new skills step by step, diversifying) and some do a very sharp pivot outside of their comfort zone. 

In my experience, honest plotting and planning will help with the decision
8/26/21, 14:09 - Dee: 👍🏽
8/27/21, 11:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 11:52 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 13:26 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 13:30 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 14:40 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 14:40 - +234 802 971 7134: Eugene how you Dey now?
8/27/21, 14:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Why you Dey call me name na ? 😀
You see anybody call name since 😂
8/27/21, 14:42 - +234 802 971 7134: I just wan wish you happy Friday
8/27/21, 14:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U like arguing? Someone asked you how u dey, u don start fight
8/27/21, 14:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Nwanyi a! Akwa anyi ga a hu nulo
8/27/21, 14:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oho! Shebi u see am? Na hapy Friday e wan wish u
8/27/21, 14:44 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 14:44 - +234 802 971 7134: I tire o.
8/27/21, 14:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 😁🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁
8/27/21, 14:44 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 20:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay people i have a very important question
8/27/21, 20:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: People are posting my papa upadan on IG from my sisters wedding, please how can i make money from it or them
8/27/21, 21:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na speedy Darlington u go need consult for this one
8/27/21, 21:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: To do wetin nah? Gimme solutiin jare not clue😅
8/27/21, 21:07 - +234 803 075 0650: You too like money. 🤪
8/27/21, 21:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Guy leave that thing
8/27/21, 21:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In less than 1hr he has about 90k views
8/27/21, 21:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTFs3syJaG3/?utm_medium=copy_link
8/27/21, 21:10 - +234 803 075 0650: I watched it too. His performance is world class😅
8/27/21, 21:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: The best thing na to turn your papa to Tim tok sensation, first thing na e need to give interview to explain the dance, then from there e go begin drop content
8/27/21, 21:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Olé barawo
8/27/21, 21:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Maybe first pay Bella Naija to interview am sha
8/27/21, 21:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Pay fess again?
8/27/21, 21:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ehen na, na money dem dey take get money
8/27/21, 21:25 - +234 803 075 0650: If they interview him, how will that translate to money?
8/27/21, 21:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: He will be popular n get more followers
8/27/21, 21:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Next tin Mtn go give am contract as influencer
8/27/21, 21:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Or predator energy drink 🤣
8/27/21, 21:29 - +234 803 075 0650: I doubt this route o. It's a chance game
8/27/21, 21:30 - +234 803 075 0650: You can't pay for chance.
8/27/21, 21:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I know right
8/27/21, 21:51 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This was so much fun to watch 😀
8/27/21, 21:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
8/27/21, 21:59 - Ini Eket: Me that captured the event live, I am also thinking of how to make money. And my video of d dance is clearer...
8/27/21, 22:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na wa o....see Ini too o
8/27/21, 22:00 - +234 803 075 0650: Make money begin flow na there katakata go start🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/27/21, 22:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So nobody can epp me but Omo and me spending money to get money wey nor sure
8/27/21, 22:51 - +234 802 971 7134: Create an Instagram and Til Tok account for him
8/27/21, 22:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In the process of creating IG acc but as the video don go viral finish nko?
8/27/21, 22:54 - +234 802 971 7134: Post other photos of him so you can establish the account as the original
8/27/21, 22:54 - +234 802 971 7134: An interview like Omo said will work
8/27/21, 22:54 - +234 802 971 7134: And he gaz Dey produce more dance steps too o
8/27/21, 22:54 - +234 802 971 7134: I know he had some at your wedding
8/27/21, 22:55 - +234 802 971 7134: And probably at Geralds 1st birthday
8/27/21, 23:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: That one na small thing....e get dem plenty.
Infact e de village now and dance full there
8/27/21, 23:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅
8/27/21, 23:07 - +234 802 971 7134: Correct na the content be that
8/27/21, 23:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am on full swing.....account created....follow back if u get the request🙈
8/27/21, 23:08 - +234 802 971 7134: Ok sir
8/27/21, 23:14 - +234 803 075 0650: This is what happens when you miss your vocation in the name of pursuing hard sciences. Instead make you go Business school or even do PhD do Management, you go dey do mathematics. 😏😏😏😏
8/27/21, 23:48 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
8/27/21, 23:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🙄
8/28/21, 00:09 - +234 803 075 0650: I like the way we are celebrating a 5% one quarter growth as if we won the world cup. It shows how terribly we have sunk. During Obasanjo  right up till Jonathan's administrations, we were doing above 6 percent yearly steady o. Yet we were all shouting. Now, we're being forced to celebrate 5% one quarter growth as real success. 👏👏👏
8/28/21, 07:48 - +234 802 474 1100: No vex, we will try to do better next quarter 😀
8/28/21, 15:42 - +234 803 075 0650: laugh wants to kill me o. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/YarKafanchan/status/1431626276775804930?s=08
8/28/21, 15:57 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Someone said it’s fake oh!
8/28/21, 15:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Quite likely…. I watched his interview yesterday… didn’t hear any such!

Another win for News writers and fake news 🧐🤷‍♀️
8/28/21, 16:00 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/28/21, 16:01 - +234 802 474 1100: P.S @2348030750650 Notice the silly Nigerians at the top that are excited by the GDP growth….

Utterly ridiculous
8/28/21, 16:05 - +234 802 474 1100: But again, if your mind is set on something, then believing anything that supports it isn’t so difficult.

Same with me, who is set on Progress for Nigeria, I would be less likely to believe news that runs counter to it. Human nature!! 🤷‍♀️😀. 

This side keeps me sane though 😂😀
8/28/21, 16:10 - +234 803 075 0650: Calm down. I know it's fake. In fact that's why I posted it here🤪
8/28/21, 16:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Ah! I know you knew it was fake na! How many more knows should I put there? 😀
8/28/21, 16:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Yimu
8/28/21, 17:03 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.christenseninstitute.org/blog/governments-cantand-shouldntdo-it-all-entrepreneurs-can-help/
8/28/21, 17:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Africa cannot innovate its way out of bad governance

Christopher Akor

A fortnight ago, I discussed the leadership problem in Africa. I argued that even as African economies were failing in the 1960s and 70s, issues of growth and development were largely seen as politically neutral or even above politics and all that was required was the influx of foreign investment and implementation of public sector reforms. It was not until the failure of the Structural Adjustment Programmes (SAPs) imposed on African countries that the attention began to turn to leadership and governance.

Still, there was an obvious refusal to engage with governments. Governments across the continent were seen as corrupt and part of the problem. Following the spate of state failures and worsening socio-economic conditions in Africa in the 1980s, Western donors and civil society tried to circumvent the state by intervening directly to provide vital help to people and communities. From the mid 1980s there was a proliferation of Non Governmental Organisations (NGOs) providing social welfare services, economic empowerment, humanitarian services, and human capital development. For instance, while Ghana had only ten registered non-profit NGOs in 1960, the figure had risen to 350 in 1991, and by 2001, it had ballooned to 1300. Ditto in Tanzania. In 1992, there were only about 200 registered NGOs but rose to 813 two years later, and by 2001, the number had swollen to between 1800 to 8000. Most development assistance were funnelled through these organisations.

Many of these NGOs – both local and international -have long ceased to exist and the extent of their impact is doubtful. What is not in doubt however is that even when they were in operation, socio-economic conditions continued to worsen across the continent even as donor fatigue became a problem. In fact, with hindsight, countries that received the most aid became substantially poorer.

 

One key lesson from that episode, besides the issue of sustainability of NGOs, is that there is as yet no alternative to governments. Governments are indispensable to building a successful and prosperous society. Every successful and prosperous society needs a capable state that, in the words of Ricardo Hausmann, “can protect the country and its people, keep the peace, enforce rules and contracts, provide infrastructure and social services, regulate economic activities, credibly enter into inter-temporal obligations, and tax society to pay for it all.” Unfortunately, government, by nature, is a monopoly; so there can’t be an alternative.

 

 

After decades of under-performance, African economies began recording healthy growth at the turn of the 21st century thanks, in no small part, to the boom in commodity prices and the implementation of some liberal reform policies. In Nigeria, for example, the liberalisation of the economy enabled the private sector to blossom to such an extent it could challenge the state for the control of the commanding heights of the economy. The once dominant oil and gas sector’s contribution to the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) started to decline precipitously, climbing down from a high of 48.9 percent in 1999 to a low of 2.8 percent in 2016 and now stands at only 8 percent.

 

The liberalisation of African economies and the growth of the private sector resurrected the thinking that again, we could circumvent the government and that the private sector, through entrepreneurship, market-creating innovation and the deployment of technology could lead the charge to end extreme poverty, unemployment, and environmental degradation and herald an era of prosperity in Africa. This argument posits that the market-creating innovations ultimately pulls in institutions (political, economic and social) and ultimately transforms society’s system and structures for good.

 

However, it didn’t take long for the Buhari administration in Nigeria to prove this new iteration of the circumvention theory wrong again. Upon coming to power, his government set about clawing back the commanding heights of the economy from the private sector. While still mouthing pro-market rhetoric, the government has been consistently implementing policies to make it difficult for the private sector, entrepreneurship or market-facing innovation to thrive or even access funding. This is most eloquently seen in the conduct of the central bank’s monetary policy since 2015. In 2017, a former member of the central bank’s Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) and now Chair of Buhari’s Economic Advisory Council (EAC), Doyin Salami. Blowing the whistle at the meeting of the MPC of the CBN in July 2017, Mr Salami expressed “concern over the increasing fiscal deficit .... and crowding out effect of high government borrowing”. In plain language, the terribly compliant CBN has been illegally printing money to fund the government.

 

However, according to Salami, the “massive injections of cash” to the government doesn’t reflect in higher inflation and currency weakness at the time because the CBN through “special auctions” raised the cash reserve requirements for banks beyond the stipulated 22.5 percent thus skilfully crowding out the private sector.  “We thus find ourselves at a point where government borrowing from the CBN is neutralised by raising the CRR of banks, thereby limiting private-sector access to credit”, said Salami who later lamented that “Monetary policy management is presently about funding the federal government.” 

 

Although the CBN has raised the official CRR ratio in Nigeria to 27.5 percent, the actual CRR rate is between 58 to 60 percent. The CBN, as at 2020, held as much as N10.3 trillion in CRR out of a total naira deposit of N17 trillion. Coincidentally, the N10.3 trillion the CBN is illegally holding is also about the size of the federal government’s budget.

This is besides the shambolic handling of the forex regime, the crippling business environment, failing and decrepit infrastructure, inability to keep the peace, respect contract, lawlessness and insecurity in the country that has stifled most entrepreneurship, innovation and businesses.

Any wonder then that the economy has tanked, foreign and local investments have dried up, borrowings have skyrocketed (total debt stock as at March 2021 stood at N107 trillion ($87. 239 billion), unemployment and inflation are on rampage and Nigeria continues to languish at the bottom of the world poverty and most development indexes.

The private sector and prosperity paradox advocates must realise that the role of the private sector is, at best, complementary to that of the government and bad governments can and do dismantle the private sector and put a stop to entrepreneurship and innovation when they threaten their control of the society. There is as yet, no alternative to good governance in the crafting of a successful and prosperous society. No wonder Francis Fukuyama opined that the development of a capable state that is accountable and ruled by law is the crowning achievements of human civilisation. As desirable and indispensable as the private sector is, our most immediate need in Africa is the creation of a capable state that is accountable. That is the only way we can banish hunger, diseases and wars and build the Africa of our dreams.
8/28/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: My Humble response to all the prosperity paradox preachers
8/28/21, 17:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… it’s not humble jare…

If it were humble, you would have since considered that there are perspectives out there that can enrich yours 😀… and not remain set in your ways 😂😂

On the flip side, that would apply to me as well. 🤧😜

But heck I get participation points for considering it 😅
8/28/21, 17:38 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry I get work to do🤨
8/28/21, 18:51 - Dee: I will legit dedicate my life to Christ, the day Eugene and Chris agree on everything for 24hrs.
8/28/21, 18:53 - +234 803 075 0650: then no heaven for you be that. @2348024741100  will even oppose my thoughts.
8/28/21, 18:55 - Dee: I am waiting for Eugene to disagree with this statement. Which means, there may be heaven for me.
8/28/21, 18:57 - Dee: Without having to dedicate my life to christ. Since he is disagreeing with the statement in the first place.
8/28/21, 19:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Now I’m confused as to which statement to disagree with 😀
8/28/21, 19:19 - Dee: 😀 whichever one you agree to, will help my spiritual life. 

If you agree with Chris. And continue to agree with Chris for 24, I will dedicate my life to Christ. Which helps my spiritual life. Even though you are agreeing with Chris that I cannot make heaven cos you two will never agree on anything. 

If you disagree with Chris  statement that I cannot make heaven, then there is a chance I may make heaven. Even though  you are disagreeing with Chris. Which means I wont be dedicating my life to Christ.
8/28/21, 20:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8/28/21, 21:04 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Well played, bro. Well played! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
8/28/21, 21:08 - Dee: 😁😎
8/28/21, 21:10 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀😂

I don’t know where this one will land you o! But here goes! I disagree with Chris that I would oppose his thoughts.

But on the other hand. I have always agreed with with Chris that Buha

In order to aid your spiritual life though. I will agree with Chris on everything for the next 24hrs. 😂😂

Walahi i am extra confused writing this
8/28/21, 21:14 - Dee: 😀😀 At this point, both heaven and hell are confused. They don't know what to hope for anymore.
8/28/21, 22:06 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
8/30/21, 02:28 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
8/30/21, 02:28 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
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8/30/21, 02:28 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
8/30/21, 02:29 - +234 803 072 5702: Dis is the dude that was killed though…not the murderous Minister in government
8/30/21, 15:50 - +234 803 075 0650: https://twitter.com/MssZeeUsman/status/1432315711750348803?s=20
8/30/21, 15:50 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 talk about white-washing figures
8/30/21, 15:51 - +234 803 075 0650: But we can stick with the 5.1 growth abeg. Let me not spoil your joy☺️☺️☺️
8/30/21, 16:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… take a step back bros. 

NBS has been publishing these figures  for decades with the same methodology. Even when we were in recession last year - same methodology. But you see a tweet and jump for joy? Because you are struggling to believe something that runs contrary to your position.

Follow the same tweet you shared to the end first… a couple of people already responded to her so you can take the response there
8/30/21, 16:11 - +234 803 075 0650: I have already said we should go with the 5% na. why are you quarreling again🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/30/21, 16:12 - +234 802 474 1100: I’m not complaining. Just saying it is disingenuous to simply try to Muddy waters. Take the win as a country and move on. We have enough things we are failing at. 
🤨🤨🤨
8/30/21, 16:13 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm happy you're now seeing 5% quarter growth as a win. How time changes people🤪🤪🤪🤪
8/30/21, 16:18 - +234 803 075 0650: Meanwhile @2348024741100  how's family and work? Let me not only be upsetting you all the time🤪
8/30/21, 16:19 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
8/30/21, 16:20 - +234 802 474 1100: No upset at all - chat truly misses all the nuances one would have had over beer 🍺😃
8/30/21, 16:21 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348127379568 stop typing na 😘😘😘
8/30/21, 16:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ok, so it’s only when I call u are very busy abi🤨
8/30/21, 16:21 - +234 803 075 0650: 😅😅😅😅😅
8/31/21, 02:28 - +234 803 075 0650: https://news.yahoo.com/nigerian-students-amass-degrees-stay-233519684.html
8/31/21, 11:31 - +234 802 474 1100: https://nairametrics.com/2021/08/30/reason-behind-nigerias-5-01-gdp-growth-rate-in-2021-q2/
8/31/21, 11:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Headline baiting
8/31/21, 11:43 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
Anyone wey I share no be headline baiting..
Na only the ones wey Chris share
8/31/21, 13:53 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 my good friend, you're representing very well😅😅😅😅
9/1/21, 12:05 - +234 803 075 0650: The hustle is real....

https://businessday.ng/banking-finance/article/nigerian-banks-ask-customers-to-return-unutilised-dollars-within-2-weeks/
9/1/21, 13:23 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 13:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oya @2348030750650 @2348024741100 come and “talk” on it
9/1/21, 13:25 - +234 803 072 5702: I will be reaching out to us individually and collectively in this regard in the coming days…😁 When you hear my knock, pls open ya door. I don’t barge in like EFCC😁
9/1/21, 13:26 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: LoL, I read the highlights on the grp page, is it too late to add suggestion?
9/1/21, 13:26 - +234 803 072 5702: Ha…no o. All suggestions are very welcome
9/1/21, 13:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Okay, in addition to the HR CV review experts, can we add entrepreneurship presentations on starting up businesses?
9/1/21, 13:33 - +234 803 072 5702: Make sense. I’ll relay to the committee
9/1/21, 13:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They wee not see this kain of tnz
9/1/21, 13:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am surprised there is an end time (official) for hangout, abi na the unofficial time wey una de hide be d official?😁
9/1/21, 13:43 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂...you know every na.
9/1/21, 13:54 - +234 803 075 0650: what is there to talk. Let those going enjoy the reunion. Besides, @2348024741100  needs to be there. He's a former coordinator🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
9/1/21, 14:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You both should talk with money jare. DONATE to support them since u will certainly not be there
9/1/21, 14:08 - +234 802 474 1100: As me i will be there… no need for donation abi
9/1/21, 14:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And if they are adventurous they can add how to open tik tok account🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
9/1/21, 14:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No be only to de make nkise about 9ja and govt
9/1/21, 14:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Donate money too
9/1/21, 14:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Aha😁
9/1/21, 14:10 - +234 803 075 0650: How can a student be donating to people who are working? 😉
9/1/21, 14:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Charity/Generosity does not look at what others are doing before it acts 🤪
9/1/21, 14:13 - +234 803 075 0650: I am a poor student o. I need the donation too🤪🤪🤪
9/1/21, 14:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: May u never be poor. Your $100 is at least #52k😁🤣
9/1/21, 14:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Kai! I need to earn USD
9/1/21, 14:15 - +234 803 075 0650: Amen O. But bills......
9/1/21, 14:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bills is part of lyf nah....everybody get bills na😁🤪
9/1/21, 14:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Gerrahia!
All the money u and @2348024741100 de harness in different currencies nko? Abi u want mke i start to talk here?😁
9/1/21, 14:23 - +234 803 075 0650: talk o. At least I can hold @2348024741100 to donate on my behalf🤪
9/1/21, 14:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls talk o, because it can’t be CFA u r referring to
9/1/21, 14:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: When both of una sppse de drag for here now like say na bazzar una de do, by topping your initial donation to see the highest donor. Una con quiet de find excuse now
9/1/21, 14:26 - +234 803 075 0650: we no find excuse o. @2348024741100 is just being humble and doesn't want the left hand to know what the right is doing. Please don't insult him. He's an expatriat🤪🤪
9/1/21, 14:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ur Okadigbo has claimed executive privileges already, i cannot talk again
9/1/21, 14:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U wee tell me whether it is Eugene's donation or his left hand that wee take u to heaven🤣
9/1/21, 14:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg perks of office don’t count cos office go perk go, cash is king!
9/1/21, 14:29 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh u are already revealing the ones i don't even know about 🤣😁
9/1/21, 14:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No be you mention executive privileges? Na your example I Dey refer to o
9/1/21, 14:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well i didn't know of this part, u are just revealing them to mere children
9/1/21, 14:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁🤪
9/1/21, 14:37 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me sef no know o, na your example I Dey refer to, U say e tel u say e get executive privilege, me I just use synonym say perks no count, as I think say na him u dey refer to, in particular I even think say na dat pool view picture with yoghurt and biscuit sef be the privilege.
9/1/21, 14:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Perk or no perk, sha tell Okadigbo to come and donate and atop typing for over 5mins wey e nor gree finish
9/1/21, 14:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ~atop~ stop*
9/1/21, 14:40 - +234 802 474 1100: All this story - @14692437489 just $200 from you. $150 from @2348030750650 as per se na student him be, £150 from @447788152190 as per say na Pounds wey get surname. Our pilot @2348126296642 go drop based on which part of the world 🌍 him Dey with @2348025838458 - mix Canadian $ and some Naira like $400 CAD go do. @2348029717134 will do the same @2348028945332 go finally drop some of this tech money wey him don Dey earn in silence since Covid start @2347033020215 go just give us small oil money as usual 😀. 100k no bad - as I Dey type this one, Ini I Dey remember port harcourt and the Honda Civic 😂.
Then I go drop my CFA …. 

Chai see money! I am glad I know all of you! See the strength of my vacation network 😃
9/1/21, 14:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Very poor strength
9/1/21, 14:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So tay u miss Lord Smart
9/1/21, 14:43 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 talk true now and shame the devil. Do they pay you in CFA or Dollars?
9/1/21, 14:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No Smart na tax collector this time dats why w no put him name.
9/1/21, 14:43 - +234 802 474 1100: Hian. Him go double the sum donated
9/1/21, 14:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nor mind d yeye fowl
9/1/21, 14:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣 @2348030725702  comman answer ya name abeg
9/1/21, 14:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: My Broda I go answer this question bcos na me e pain pass, bloody CFA!!!
9/1/21, 14:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Husband a d wife be scam at the same time🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ie e worse pass naira 😭😭😭😭
9/1/21, 14:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My neighbor that i have not seen in ages is also typing😁
9/1/21, 14:45 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Plis ejor abeg we are still trying to find out feet hia. We are still newly landed😁😁😁😁😁.
Make I see as the bills go be make I know whether to born another pikin so we can get benefits 😁😁😁😁😁.
9/1/21, 14:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ehhhhn!!! Judith Abeg POS?
9/1/21, 14:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣 born another pikin for benfits
9/1/21, 14:46 - +234 802 971 7134: 👁👁👁
9/1/21, 14:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie, @2348126296642  see work😅😅😅😅😅
9/1/21, 14:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: They wee only epp u till high school at most o (if they do)😁😁🤪
9/1/21, 14:47 - Bootylicious Honeypie: We wee be using their benefit to fund RESP...govt go still match the contribution with 500 dollars. Abeg make dem let me rest small.
1700 don leave my body today today laaro kutukutu on top rent🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
9/1/21, 14:48 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Which POS o?
9/1/21, 14:49 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Where is your position? Location? Environment? Surrounding?
9/1/21, 14:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See, u already know the system reach RESP sef...I just pay $700 this morning for a 3yr old tution.....1 month tuition o
9/1/21, 14:49 - +234 803 072 5702: awusumbilahi😅
9/1/21, 14:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: See ehn...its either you earn within range to get assistance from the govt...or you earn stupidly high so that you still have something left after all the bills you wee pay ba ya sef.

Or just get incorporated and start a business
9/1/21, 14:50 - +234 802 971 7134: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 14:50 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Rocky Ridge in Calgary in Alberta in Canada in North America
9/1/21, 14:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U are getting very very wise (from being wise) so fast🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bros bring that money wey u and madam don de collext and save since Jan jor thisnur guava wey u de chop no be money
9/1/21, 14:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Tor. I paid 1245 for Xander yesterday and 865 for Bella on top day care.
My cry no be here
9/1/21, 14:51 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️
9/1/21, 14:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U setrled for private?
9/1/21, 14:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You dinor know?😱😱😱
9/1/21, 14:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Chai!
I hereby reduce the NFCS bill to 300
9/1/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Idgiot
9/1/21, 14:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Odenigbo!!!! Na only us go soon remain for here oooooo, Deji and Judith wey I book space for their helicopter incase done waka leave me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
9/1/21, 14:52 - +234 802 474 1100: No mind the woman! She don Dey forget things
9/1/21, 14:52 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Day care o. School is free for Bella.
Xander haff not reach 5 years old to start school.

Bella goes to day care for Out of school care.
9/1/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 14:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 14:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Make I talk my remaining bills make e for reduce to zero😁😁😁😁😁
9/1/21, 14:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I didn’t know oooooooo
9/1/21, 14:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Then u must be making some money somewhere that u have not confessed to, else why the day care upadan for them😁🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
9/1/21, 14:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 14:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 i get bills to o
9/1/21, 14:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ewo. No worry...oga dey fly one chopper presently and naija. Him still fit carry you 😁😁😁😁😁
9/1/21, 14:54 - +234 802 971 7134: Error
9/1/21, 14:54 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 14:54 - Bootylicious Honeypie: My job offers were not WFH. Remember I I like a single mother most times
9/1/21, 14:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Comman and spend towards God's work....no be only wakaabout country dem de spend money on o🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:55 - +234 802 971 7134: Abeg where you for see my footprints o
9/1/21, 14:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I get one friend wey her bill dey resemble like this for Canada, I don forget the name of wetin she say govt do, but after she apply, na $165 dollars she dey pay per month o, make I go ask am come
9/1/21, 14:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: So school closes for Bella @3:30pm...shey na from downtown I go dey run to pick her to follow me come office?🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 

So both go to day care...day care puts her on the school bus when it's time. They receive her at the bustop and hold her till evening when i come to pick them both
9/1/21, 14:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its CCB and Alberta subsidy.

You need to meet a certain income threshold to qualify...family income threshhold🙂
9/1/21, 14:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The amount you get also depends on the age of the child and nunber of children
9/1/21, 14:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ahhhh, okay, na one pikin and one pregnancy she get.
9/1/21, 14:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The higher you family income, the closer the amount tends to zero🙂
9/1/21, 14:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Thank God u don commot from under that guava tree and the 1 word answer to a sentence now, as i don de talk am as e be🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 14:59 - Bootylicious Honeypie: If one parent is schooling and the other is earning within that bracket...you get to enjoy awoof from the govt. 🙂
9/1/21, 15:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: They say since the mother is usually the major care giver to the children the checks go to the mother...however when they want to calculate they wee forget that one and use household income 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
9/1/21, 15:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mr. glass is half full @2348024741100 anything wey we fit apply for from Naija govt?
9/1/21, 15:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Welcome to Chris' definition of a developed country 😁
9/1/21, 15:00 - +234 802 971 7134: Palliatives
9/1/21, 15:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:01 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Like normally Alberta should give child subsidy of 644Dollars for Xander. So I should basically pay just half of the day care fees...it doesn't stop my CCB from federal government from coming in
9/1/21, 15:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Indomeeeeeen? Rat go don chop half by now.
9/1/21, 15:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Just leave Nigeria alone. We don't matter to the govt.
9/1/21, 15:02 - +234 803 075 0650: I also just paid $640 for a 2 years, 8 month old. I wan cry!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭
9/1/21, 15:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You just need to meet the income requirement
9/1/21, 15:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Canada is a leveller of persons. That's all I can say🙂.
9/1/21, 15:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Even this one sef fit need application 

http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/31/trending-council-chairman-empowers-farmers-each-one-yam-hoe-and-cutlass-cross-river
9/1/21, 15:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: One yam to do what?
9/1/21, 15:03 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 15:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: First roast am chop to get power to plant the head
9/1/21, 15:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Pele. I know the feeling
9/1/21, 15:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:04 - Benedict: 🤣
9/1/21, 15:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:06 - Benedict: When my mates are getting tech money in $s, me that I'm still managing my small naira.
9/1/21, 15:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No let me shout o, no be you hold like 13.45 jobs early this year? When some people still dey find 1 job.
9/1/21, 15:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Don't go there o.....U better claim Executive Privilege now like Eugene b4 i talk🤪
9/1/21, 15:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ikr...
9/1/21, 15:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How sure are u that he doesn't hold more than 1 now sef?
9/1/21, 15:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oho!
9/1/21, 15:10 - +234 802 474 1100: More than one? You mean less than 10?
9/1/21, 15:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348028945332 oo!!! Breeze haff blow, fowl nyash haff open🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Share za money!
9/1/21, 15:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Aha....u even know better🤣🤣
But u comman donate fess b4 u remove the spec in another man's eyes with thw plank on urs
9/1/21, 15:12 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
9/1/21, 15:14 - +234 802 474 1100: Me wey Dey help am pick up items from one work place to deliver to him because he cannot present himself physically 😃
9/1/21, 15:15 - Benedict: My mates are earning $10k untaxed monthly here in naija. I dey do join join at the end everything no reach anything. Because na naira.
9/1/21, 15:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Is that so? @2348028945332
9/1/21, 15:16 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 15:17 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg dem dey find statistician? Or inventory analyst? Even sef procurement specialist or logistics officer?
9/1/21, 15:17 - Benedict: @2348024741100 o! It's because I was working from home and Eugene was in my office area. So he dropped it for me at the office. 😂
9/1/21, 15:17 - Ini Eket: Lol @2348024741100 PHC and the Honda city and Toyota corolla... The days of our youth 😂 Thanks for being a great host 😁😁
9/1/21, 15:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bad shidren😁
9/1/21, 15:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This look though🙈
9/1/21, 15:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Were you working from home for same Office he was in the area?
🧐
E reach to phase my question this way now
9/1/21, 15:18 - Benedict: Just branch off to data analytics or AI and you are on your way there
9/1/21, 15:18 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya answer @2348028945332 😂😂😂
9/1/21, 15:19 - Benedict: I was working from home for the same office he was in the area of 🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 15:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yhat is what i do nah....and we folo drink together the other day u nor tell me?
Chai Inside lyf
9/1/21, 15:19 - Benedict: This man, you are already in the promised land naa. 😂😂🤣🤣
9/1/21, 15:19 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Ok
9/1/21, 15:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 3hrs per day and 3hrs for another and yet 3hrs for a third
9/1/21, 15:19 - Benedict: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 15:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hian...for where. I still de find the road.... abeg epp a brother
9/1/21, 15:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅😅😅
9/1/21, 15:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehehehe
9/1/21, 15:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: This na division of labourer
9/1/21, 15:22 - Benedict: 😂😂😂
9/1/21, 15:23 - Benedict: All na hustle to make end meet. Make @14692437489 tell him people to take me, so that I can rest small 😫
9/1/21, 15:23 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Softly dey mention my name abeg, before the thing turn fairly used. T for Tenks 🤧
9/1/21, 16:11 - +234 802 971 7134: 😂😂😂
9/1/21, 16:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 how about Christmas in Ontairo?
9/1/21, 16:47 - +234 802 971 7134: Oya now
9/1/21, 16:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wetin be that airport again? YYZ i de see 250 o
9/1/21, 16:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348025838458 my neighbor, will u join us?
9/1/21, 16:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 nko?
9/1/21, 16:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Me i don de plan vacation o
9/1/21, 16:49 - +234 802 971 7134: YYZ
9/1/21, 16:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Correct!
9/1/21, 16:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How does Dec 22 - Jan 3 look?
9/1/21, 16:50 - +234 803 075 0650: hmmm, we don go submit application for Canadian visa last month o
9/1/21, 16:50 - +234 803 075 0650: make una dey include me for the plans o
9/1/21, 16:52 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 👆🏽
9/1/21, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We shall discuss it here not those yeye politics talk u and Eugene de talk for here🤣🤣
9/1/21, 16:53 - +234 803 075 0650: No only me go make am be that o. some people don capture the wife and baby for Halifax for Christmas
9/1/21, 16:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 hope u are ready to host 15 people😅
9/1/21, 16:54 - +234 803 075 0650: no mind @2348024741100 o. fighting me here while still making very good dollars .
9/1/21, 16:55 - +234 802 971 7134: Who are the 15?
9/1/21, 16:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please educate those of us wey nor sabi Geography. Which of the Halifax o
9/1/21, 16:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Halifax is in Nova Scotia region in Canada
9/1/21, 16:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So una be de plan go that side una nor include us....chai
9/1/21, 16:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: CY abeg cut the number to 6 jare
9/1/21, 16:57 - +234 802 971 7134: Issokay. And they were 6
9/1/21, 16:58 - +234 803 075 0650: chia, see wickedness!!!!!!!
9/1/21, 16:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol
9/1/21, 16:59 - +234 803 075 0650: You know say we go apply for Visa 6 months ahead. Una, na just plane na
9/1/21, 17:00 - +234 803 075 0650: we're bloody Nigerian immigrants
9/1/21, 17:00 - +234 803 075 0650: to travel anywhere, we go fill visa application forms tire
9/1/21, 17:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well, that one sef de sha
9/1/21, 17:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol
9/1/21, 17:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nor worry e go change soon
9/1/21, 17:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na time
9/1/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Wait first!!! Add 4more … make we apply for Canadian visa
9/1/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Dec 22 - Jan 3
9/1/21, 17:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...and the party is getting bigger
9/1/21, 17:03 - +234 803 075 0650: e don late if you're applying from Nigeria
9/1/21, 17:03 - +234 803 075 0650: Canadian visa application from Nigeria is one of the worst pains you'll endure
9/1/21, 17:03 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mtsew you will just be making noise outside, no mind am jare, na Naija we dey go for Xmas😭
9/1/21, 17:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Is Eugene a Nigerian? Nor de bliv all those argument tnz e take de support 9ja o🤣🤣🤣😅
9/1/21, 17:04 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
9/1/21, 17:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You don't bliv suprise package again?
9/1/21, 17:04 - +234 802 474 1100: I say make I wind them small na
9/1/21, 17:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
9/1/21, 17:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Go and wind the gods....ewu
9/1/21, 17:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Full one, person wey dey shout Igbo kwenu upandan with him village uncles, e don promise don’t Xmas goat.
9/1/21, 17:05 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂
9/1/21, 17:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Omo lemme alone o🤣🤣🤣
9/1/21, 17:05 - +234 802 474 1100: 🇳🇬 Nigerian and proud!!!
9/1/21, 17:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Go back home and work from there. Or why u apply for the job for ivory coast
9/1/21, 17:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Na still the same! African and proud 😜
9/1/21, 17:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How does *N* look or sound like *A*😏
9/1/21, 17:07 - +234 803 075 0650: when e run come US e go begin shout "black and proud"
9/1/21, 17:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Nobody:
Odenigbo In ass kissing voice: De Bom Bom, ke du? a nom neba Christmas.   

Mtsew 🙄🙄🙄🙄
9/1/21, 17:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Sounds like a good one. Will inform bros so we plan towards it👍🏻
9/1/21, 17:09 - Bootylicious Honeypie: We can join you guys somewhere in the middle
9/1/21, 17:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348029717134 i hope u are keeping tab😅
9/1/21, 17:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How you take get six?
9/1/21, 17:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We are cooking already🤦🏽‍♂️🙈
9/1/21, 17:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Wait!!! @2348029717134 u sef dey Canada now?
9/1/21, 17:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣 what do u even know sef😅😅
9/1/21, 17:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:12 - +234 802 474 1100: And I don tell am plenty times o!
9/1/21, 17:12 - +234 802 971 7134: Na Linda Ikeji you still Dey read. Dey read instablog Abeg
9/1/21, 17:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U wee be following this odenigbo upadan there
9/1/21, 17:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ahn ahn, no be only people for Nigeria dey migrate? People for America sef dey migrate?
9/1/21, 17:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁😅🤣
9/1/21, 17:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: As in ehhhhhn, I don turn full ostrich sha
9/1/21, 17:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:13 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 as in ehn I don lost finish
9/1/21, 17:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oya CYcome and use ya own mouth to xplain ds one😁
9/1/21, 17:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya Judith issokay nah!!
Why you Dey use style  Dey refresh screen and yab
9/1/21, 17:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:14 - +234 802 971 7134: Nigrate or Migrate
9/1/21, 17:14 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Tell me wetin, u go tell me which woman u dey follow talk when u think say na me you dey tell.
9/1/21, 17:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Whichever @2348127379568 want make u do
9/1/21, 17:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmfao...
9/1/21, 17:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 17:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348126296642 why did u leave ur agbo behind for Judith? See what u want to cause abi?😁
9/1/21, 17:20 - +234 803 075 0650: I dey class like this o.
9/1/21, 17:21 - +234 803 075 0650: God, why do you make these unserious people come my way this morning😅
9/1/21, 17:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Even me, the trainers are Indian so I no Dey hear anything.
9/1/21, 17:21 - +234 803 075 0650: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9/1/21, 17:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ope o, we don close, as everybody begin say thank you, sharp sharp i chook my own thanks.
9/1/21, 17:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Even me sef, i de work🙈
9/1/21, 17:58 - +234 803 075 0650: i just serious dey type for my laptop like say I dey take note like other serious students🙊🙊🙊
9/1/21, 20:02 - Dee: I dey zimbabwe.
9/1/21, 20:05 - Dee: I don't understand English
.So I don't know what she is saying. Qu'est que cest "pikin"?
9/1/21, 20:08 - Dee: 😀😀 na judith carry me go o. I resisted. But I lost the fight. I am still with you
9/1/21, 20:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/1/21, 20:18 - Dee: 😀😀
9/1/21, 20:26 - Dee: 😀 i didn't  tell her to take it o. But she cannot just leave my things alone.
9/1/21, 21:05 - +234 802 474 1100: See scam!!! Millions of Zimbabwean dollars then
9/1/21, 21:40 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga dem don abolish Zimbabwean dollars, reintroduce am, abolish am again. Zimbabweans now use South African Rand and US dollars🤪
9/2/21, 07:57 - +234 802 474 1100: Even better
9/2/21, 14:17 - +234 803 075 0650: The problem of accountability in Nigeria?

Christopher Akor

Last week I found myself reflecting on the aberration that is Nigerian democracy. We all agree that Nigeria returned to democratic rule in 1999 and has successfully had four different civilian administrations at a stretch. What is more, it has even peacefully transitioned from one political party to another. That, in some democracy scholarly parlance, is one of the prerequisites for being regarded as an entrenched democracy.

However, like I have always argued, Nigeria and African countries under pressure to democratise the society and liberalise the economy have mastered the art of isomorphic mimicry – what Ricardo Hausman describes as the creation of institutions that act in ways to make themselves “look like institutions in other places that are perceived as legitimate”, but which in reality are not. We can have the best anti-corruption laws on paper, like Uganda, but also be among the most corrupt countries in the world. We could have constitutions guaranteeing freedoms of speech, of the press, of association etc, but in practice be under a repressive state where none of these rights can be exercised. We are just good at quickly stripping institutions of their meanings and turning them into caricatures once they collide with our selfish interests.

In like manner, we have completely stripped democracy of virtually all its meaning save the dry, periodic conduct of elections that are neither free nor fair. For instance, there’s broad agreement by Democracy scholars that modern political democracy, as defined by Schmitter and Karl in 1991, “is a system of governance in which rulers are held accountable for their actions in the public realm by citizens, acting indirectly through the competition and cooperation of their elected representatives.” The question that comes to mind: are Nigerian rulers accountable to their citizens or can their citizens through their representatives in parliament hold their rulers to account?  

As a rule, Nigerian chief executives – president, governors or even local government chairmen – see themselves as imperial lords and are not subject to or accountable to anyone, not even the citizens from whom they claim to derive their legitimacy. They often see the push for accountability even by equal and co-ordinate branches of government as an affront and they move quickly to eliminate or neutralise the threat(s). That is why, for instance, every incoming president or state governor moves to ensure that only his ‘boys’ or loyalists are elected to the leadership of the national or state assemblies.  The lack of accountability in the states is even worse. State governors, in the words of former president Obasanjo, are “emperors” and lords of their states. They brook no dissent or answer to anyone. Speakership and leadership of the state assemblies are ‘jobs for the boys’ and if for any reason the state governor is removed by the Supreme Court (who have now replaced the people and electoral commission as the final arbiters of who won and lost elections) the speaker of the state assembly promptly resigns or is impeached to give way for the new governor’s boy to assume the position.

While Nigerian leaders are generally experts at claiming credit even for the air the citizens breathe, as a rule, they accept no responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Our leaders rather see responsibility like Abrose Bierce, the American satirical writer, as “a detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, fate, fortune, luck or one’s neighbour.” Bierce said in the days of astrology it was even customary to unload it upon a star. This perfectly describes Nigeria. For instance, while former president Obasanjo will gleefully take credit for single-handedly picking the late Yar’Adua and Jonathan to be president and vice president in 2007, he would vehemently refuse to accept any responsibility for foisting a known terminally ill person on Nigerians that led to a constitutional crisis that ended only with Yar’Adua’s eventual death.

President Buhari also spent the better part of his first term of four years blaming just anyone and everything under heaven except himself for the state of the country and the economy. Even now with the country virtually collapsing all around him, with kidnappers, terrorist insurgents and criminals virtually holding the country to ransom, he would accept no responsibility for the situation in the country. He is, in his words, “doing my best”.

Just last week, he moved quickly to claim credit for the 5 percent quarterly growth of the Nigerian economy – the first such growth since 2014. But in 2018 when the same National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) released a record unemployment figure, the Statistician General of the country, Yemi Kale, according to Buhari’s spokesman Garba Shehu, was summoned and the president ordered him “to change the high unemployment statistics. When Mr Kale wouldn’t budge, the president instead set up a new Economic Advisory Council (EAC) and in his inaugural address, admonished them to help produce regime-friendly data to highlight the gains of his administration. The government since then began ignoring all the unemployment and growth figures Mr Kale’s agency periodically put out until last week when he rushed to claim credit for the 5 percent growth announced.

But it is not only our leaders that do not accept responsibility or render account of their stewardship. The culture of lack of accountability and refusal to take responsibility is firmly rooted in Nigerian society. After all, is the leadership not a reflection of the society? Last year, Dellibe Onyeama, a Nigerian writer, was willing to travel to England to accept an apology from Eton College over the racist treatment he received while a student there in the 1960s. but the same Onyeama, whose grandfather was a major slave trader in precolonial Nigeria and whose family’s wealth and privileges are directly tied to the inhuman trade in people, was not willing to apologise for his family’s role in the inhuman trade.

"My grandfather had no rudiments of any form of education at all and he knew nothing beyond the 'kill or be killed' way of life in those days," Onyeama said in justifying his decision not to apologise for his family’s crimes. But he was willing to travel all the way to England on Eton’s bill, to accept a moot apology from Eton’s principal for the attitudes of fellow students in the 60s who didn’t know better!

Come to think of it, when has anyone resigned or accepted responsibility for anything that goes wrong in Nigeria? Yet, no institution, no agency is working, and life is literally becoming like Hobbes' state of nature, nasty, brutish and short.
9/2/21, 15:25 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/air-peace-limited_betterdealwithairpeace-airpeace-supereagles-activity-6838864006002937856-HJG0
9/2/21, 15:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100  what is the news here b4 i remove u from this grp
9/2/21, 15:30 - +234 803 075 0650: to promote anything Niaja. But even him doesn't fly with airpeace o
9/2/21, 15:37 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sharing news na
9/2/21, 15:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Why is good news triggering you people na
9/2/21, 15:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg just remove am. People dey post say whether make we meet for Halifax or Alberta, e dey post say airpeace carry super eagles, mtsew
9/2/21, 15:41 - +234 803 072 5702: Let Bubu catch you o…you say he “moved quickly to claim credit for 5% quarterly growth…”😁. Have you ever seen him move quickly?😁
9/2/21, 15:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry Sir, it was a mistake. Bubu can't move fast. His boys moved. I forgot
9/2/21, 15:43 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/2/21, 15:44 - +234 803 072 5702: By the way, I hear he sacked two Ministers yesterday…first time in six years. We should commend him, abi Eugene?😁
9/2/21, 15:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Smart! You used to stay out of this war zone before na… I take no prisoners o
9/2/21, 15:44 - +234 802 971 7134: We go open another group for una. But una need purgatory first
9/2/21, 15:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Of course…
9/2/21, 15:44 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/2/21, 15:45 - +234 803 075 0650: we go take newspaper ad to commend Buhari for sacking ministers. please donate. it's just 800k naira o
9/2/21, 15:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Commend him! And then blast him on the other things he’s gmfailed at! Thasall
9/2/21, 15:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣
9/2/21, 15:45 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/2/21, 15:46 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣😅😅
9/2/21, 15:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See u pipu i am actively working this mn o.....make una lemme o😅
9/2/21, 15:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Don’t be like Democrats and Republicans wey only Dey see good thing and bad things on the other side
9/2/21, 15:47 - +234 802 474 1100: Na for whatsapp you Dey work?
9/2/21, 15:47 - +234 802 971 7134: Are you actively working or working actively?
9/2/21, 15:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Una msg just de pop up and distract me
9/2/21, 15:49 - +234 803 075 0650: Me I even dey class sef🙊
9/2/21, 15:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: There is "actively" and "working", it doesn't matter which one comes firat
9/2/21, 15:49 - +234 802 971 7134: It matters
9/2/21, 16:21 - +234 803 075 0650: https://twitter.com/uwagbale_/status/1433394344380272644?s=08
9/2/21, 16:25 - +234 803 075 0650: Diaspora remittances is the single largest financial outlay in Nigeria - far bigger than earnings from oil or any government revenue. @2348024741100  next time you see @14692437489, be respecting him. He's contributing to keeping your country alive!!!!
9/2/21, 16:39 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.thehindu.com/business/india-received-83-billion-in-remittances-in-2020-says-world-bank-report/article34548166.ece/amp/
9/2/21, 16:40 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.google.com/amp/s/africa.businessinsider.com/local/markets/kenyans-abroad-sent-home-sh33-billion-in-june-2021-cbk/4qt6e5w.amp
9/2/21, 16:40 - +234 803 075 0650: On per capita, Nigerian diaspora sends more money than India🤪
9/2/21, 16:42 - +234 803 075 0650: How do you think Zimbabwe is currently surviving? Diaspora remittance
9/2/21, 16:42 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.brookings.edu/blog/africa-in-focus/2021/03/15/keep-remittances-flowing-to-africa/
9/2/21, 16:44 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/2/21, 16:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Meaning we need to send more Nigerians abroad so we can surpass India.
9/2/21, 16:45 - +234 802 474 1100: I have answered. Another topic please! Remittance is not a source of shame for Nigeria. This is clear outcome of a global community of workers
9/2/21, 16:50 - +234 803 075 0650: You see how you use statistics to feed your bias? You clearly left out remittances as a size of national income or even foreign exchange earnings.
9/2/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Ha! Bias kwa!
Please share the data if you get! 😃
9/2/21, 17:02 - +234 802 474 1100: So far you haven’t shared any data! Na just tweet tweet you Dey share
9/2/21, 17:04 - Benedict: Gbam!!! That's why we want to relocate. To make Nigeria better by remitting money from the diaspora. 😁
9/2/21, 17:11 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: You are the true patriot jare, no mind Odenigbo
9/2/21, 17:13 - +234 802 474 1100: But just cause I am nice like that… take
https://www.theglobaleconomy.com/rankings/remittances_percent_gdp/
9/2/21, 17:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Nwanyi a!

I am just fighting for OUR future😄
A true Nigerian 😂😂😂😂
9/2/21, 17:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Jokus Ludus!
9/2/21, 17:27 - +234 803 075 0650: Dishonesty still. Running away from the data that tells the real story and splashing data that doesn't say much😏😏😏😏
9/2/21, 17:27 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
9/2/21, 17:30 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: You mean with all that 83m usd, it is just 2% of their economy? My my my
9/2/21, 17:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Sorry billion
9/2/21, 17:33 - +234 802 474 1100: Yup! Ours was $26.4billion… if @2348028945332 joins we can take it up to 30. Because the way Chris is doing, it looks like he doesn’t want to send
9/2/21, 17:34 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls I’d rather be a giver of $26b than a receiver, #relocate now
9/2/21, 17:34 - +234 803 075 0650: I have been sending Naira o. But they said it's not enough - that they want the Greenback . Sadly the greenback I earn is not enough to pay all my bills here and remain for Nigeria🤪
9/2/21, 17:35 - +234 802 474 1100: We no shame for remittance sha!! Please work harder and send more! Mbok
9/2/21, 17:35 - +234 802 474 1100: Your success is our success
9/2/21, 17:35 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Chris please you are reducing he efficacy of my point, make we come abi make we no come.
9/2/21, 17:37 - +234 803 075 0650: Please come o, even if Odenigbo say na Nigeria him go stay till "thy kingdom come". You can be doing the marriage via zoom
9/2/21, 17:39 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Which zoom, no be marriage be the fastest way to collect Pali?
9/2/21, 17:46 - +234 803 075 0650: Na true o. My classmate now is desperately trying to marry one Americana.
9/2/21, 17:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oho
9/2/21, 17:58 - +234 803 075 0650: the moment the guy just entered the US, he started making plans to marry an American. But sadly his desperation led him to an American of Nigerian origin
9/2/21, 18:20 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 e say “but sadly”
9/2/21, 18:44 - +234 803 075 0650: The babe decoded sharply. She's also na playing my guy - that he should move in with her first let them know themselves for sometime
9/2/21, 18:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Chei, u sure say ur guy no be Alex Ekubo?
9/2/21, 18:48 - +234 803 075 0650: The guy's desperation dey smell for him body
9/3/21, 09:33 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 10:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na wa to u o......izzit bcos u r a big boi and u don settle for here?
9/3/21, 11:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Is ur guy married in 9ja ni?
9/3/21, 11:49 - +234 803 075 0650: The girl wan marry. She suspect say the guy go dump her after marriage
9/3/21, 11:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Is she not hardworking or fine enough for a wife?
9/3/21, 11:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Or is ur guy engaged in 9ja? Cos most pipu i know will be happy to do a real marriage if na 9ja babe
9/3/21, 11:52 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: No you no ask the question well.
Is she not submissive and God fearing?
9/3/21, 11:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh nor vex, ayam sorry🤣
9/3/21, 11:54 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
9/3/21, 11:54 - +234 803 075 0650: She has a PhD and is doing super well. She just doesn't trust my guy. Na PR my guy dey find
9/3/21, 11:54 - Dee: Is that what men these days are looking for?
9/3/21, 11:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Aha! That’s the problem, she told him to be calling her “Dr. Sweetheart”
9/3/21, 11:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You have *not answered* my question about ur guy o
9/3/21, 11:56 - +234 803 075 0650: No o. He has children in Nigeria but isn't married yet
9/3/21, 11:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I tire o....i nor just wan argue b4 Odenigbo go con fight for im wife thinking i am Chris🤣
9/3/21, 11:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 11:56 - +234 803 075 0650: 😂😂😂😂
9/3/21, 11:57 - Dee: 😀😀 that is not a bad pet name
9/3/21, 11:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Of course, she does not trust there is no wife. How many men in 9ja actually have kids without a wife? E nor plenty like what they have in yankee
9/3/21, 11:58 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ah aburo 2face, make she run ooo
9/3/21, 11:58 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I need to show onyinye this, my pet name must change when i go back Florida
9/3/21, 11:59 - +234 803 075 0650: She wants him to move in with her first let them have kids before marriage.
9/3/21, 11:59 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 11:59 - Dee: Complications. Not sure any girl will want that.
9/3/21, 11:59 - Dee: 😀
9/3/21, 11:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh oh....she sef wan turn baby mama b4 marriage🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 12:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: She sef na player jor
9/3/21, 12:00 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Just lookat 🤣
9/3/21, 12:00 - Dee: 😁😁
9/3/21, 12:00 - Dee: What is one more child for the PR? Small thing.
9/3/21, 12:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Well it looks to me like they are perfect for each other🤣🤣🤣🤣 conny man jam conny woman
9/3/21, 12:01 - Dee: 😀 exactly. Sharp girl
9/3/21, 12:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hahahahahaha
9/3/21, 12:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Gbam
9/3/21, 12:02 - +234 803 075 0650: This is the summary of the whole affair
9/3/21, 12:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What nah😁😁😅
9/3/21, 12:03 - Dee: 😀
9/3/21, 12:08 - +234 803 075 0650: The guy wants the wedding done like yesterday but she's stalling it
9/3/21, 12:10 - +234 802 474 1100: She could also get her baby and deny the guy PR…. Or use it to keep him on a leash for as long as possible
9/3/21, 12:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I knownof one guy that is trying the sa.e thing one of my black american friends.....this one claim there is no wife but kids too.....when d babe con meet me for advice with the whole story, i just say 9ja guy sha
9/3/21, 12:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na so one of my guys marry one babe here for PR, the babe don show the guy pepper, just de demand fkr sex anyhow (and d guy say she nor de tire😅), refuse to live with the guy in tbe same state, wants absolute control and alot more. When the guy go de tell me im story d thing go de turn my belle. 

I asked him severally for the babe number male i call am, help am end the nonsense marriage e say no. Until the babe physically abuse am about 3mnths ago
9/3/21, 12:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Nobody tell am now, they are in the final phase of divorce now
9/3/21, 12:18 - Dee: I don't get, what is the problem here?
9/3/21, 12:18 - +234 803 075 0650: That's her game plan - keep him on a leash
9/3/21, 12:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Physical abuse
9/3/21, 12:20 - Dee: Haaa riiiiight
9/3/21, 12:20 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 😁😁😁😁
9/3/21, 12:26 - Dee: I know we are laughing and joking about it, but seriously, is PR really worth that much truoble ? 

I mean, you can marry and  have kids with who you don't like or get "physically abused"  constantly to your (dis)pleasure, for whatever reason, but doing all of that just for PR? 

Is it really that worth it?
9/3/21, 12:44 - +234 803 075 0650: That's my world view too but that's if you have options. Some people don't so they are desperate. 
My guy's own is just stupidity. You got a PhD position lasting 5 to 6 years but you're already desperate in the first month. The lady has him where she wants him
9/3/21, 12:46 - Dee: Eiya too bad. He really had options. Now he will pay alimony forever
9/3/21, 12:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Captain, there are good stories too. I had a friend whom we went to d same sch, she did runs and in her case the guy she married was deployed out of the country and even b4, he never asked her for anything.

Is it worth it?
Well i will start by saying we are fortunate not to be in situation in which some of those who do such are in.

If ones situation in 9ja is that bad, like i hage some pipu in suchbsituation, i think it is worth it,  they just have to pray to jam d right person
9/3/21, 12:49 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030750650 don't blame the guy....laws fit change b4 e finish o.....5 to 6 yrs is a long time😅
9/3/21, 13:00 - Dee: Honestly, I get the situation thing. Omo, bad situations really can push you to do stuffs you would never do on a normal day.  Just wondering if PR Is such a magical solution to every problem that it is worth all these sacrifices and pain
9/3/21, 13:00 - +234 803 075 0650: But play your game well. Even if you are desperate, don't go about acting with desperation. Fine guy fa!
9/3/21, 13:02 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348126296642 you're a pilot. You psyche has been conditioned by your experiences. You won't understand
9/3/21, 13:02 - +234 803 075 0650: Just agree.🤪
9/3/21, 13:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Very key
9/3/21, 13:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:04 - Dee: Somehow I can imagine this statement  will trigger Eugene here 🤣🤣🤣. Make i  wait small.
9/3/21, 13:05 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Lol
9/3/21, 13:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:06 - +234 803 075 0650: He's negotiating a business deal. Just give him time
9/3/21, 13:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348126296642 You have set up Chris for Eugene again abi? You sha want to make heaven🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 13:07 - +234 802 474 1100: 😃
No comments.

But yeah I agree with @2348030750650
9/3/21, 13:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Issalie🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 13:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yea
9/3/21, 13:07 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣
9/3/21, 13:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:07 - Dee: Na lie!
9/3/21, 13:07 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:08 - Dee: 🤣🤣
9/3/21, 13:09 - Dee: That is twice you have agreed with Chris in the past two weeks now. Yeah I am counting.
9/3/21, 13:10 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You will still make heaven bah?
9/3/21, 13:10 - Dee: Exactly. I have hope 😀
9/3/21, 13:11 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
9/3/21, 13:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Btw @2348025838458  i am enroute ur backyard o
9/3/21, 13:14 - Benedict: But you know bad situation is relative. I know someone, fresh graduate with good grades, with a well to do family and all here in 9ja and his parents paid for him to go to the US and get married to an Akata for PR.
9/3/21, 13:14 - Benedict: Guy didn't even look for a job here for 1 day. Just did service and japa.
9/3/21, 13:14 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Oh really? Abeg throw some dollars to me through the window. I go catch am
9/3/21, 13:15 - Dee: Wawu!
9/3/21, 13:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: How many hours away is it sef?
9/3/21, 13:15 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wey u go say make i con chop better food as i nor get wife there, na money u want make i throw😏🙄
9/3/21, 13:16 - +234 803 075 0650: It's so unusual abi?🤪🤪🤪🤪
9/3/21, 13:16 - Dee: Soup wey sweet,.......
9/3/21, 13:16 - Benedict: 1 colleague did something similar. Someone earning over 500k takehome per month went for vacation and and missed from there. His plan was to marry but he eventually changed his mind over there and went to seek asylum in Canada
9/3/21, 13:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Asylum as per wetin?
9/3/21, 13:17 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀
More agreements to come
9/3/21, 13:18 - Dee: I swear. 

I think you both decide on the spot, to disagree with the other person, once you see the other person typing.
9/3/21, 13:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: No be money I go use cook the food? Shuo!
9/3/21, 13:18 - Benedict: He said they want to kill him and his family in naija 🤣🤣
9/3/21, 13:18 - +234 803 075 0650: He's gay, his gay partner was arrested and he's been targeted etc
9/3/21, 13:18 - Benedict: All na scope
9/3/21, 13:18 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
9/3/21, 13:18 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Gbam! Epp me explain to him o
9/3/21, 13:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This is interesting
9/3/21, 13:19 - Benedict: This one too used to work but I hear Canada is wiser now
9/3/21, 13:19 - +234 803 075 0650: Them plenty here. Na the popular story now for here
9/3/21, 13:19 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/3/21, 13:19 - Dee: 😀😀
9/3/21, 13:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: E far small by road o🤦🏽‍♂️
9/3/21, 13:20 - +234 802 971 7134: You Dey Seattle?
9/3/21, 13:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Really? How may hours?
9/3/21, 13:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Am i captain? Captain is in a good situation for us....captain for the boiz
9/3/21, 13:21 - Dee: Canadian CBP officers are very nice. If you can find your way to their border, they will let you in. Just punch yourself in one eye, and look miserable.
9/3/21, 13:22 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Captain no dey house. Him still dey hustle day care money 

Besides...no be you wan chop food?😁😁😁😁😁
9/3/21, 13:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In the air, headed there now
9/3/21, 13:22 - +234 802 971 7134: Wawu. How long?
9/3/21, 13:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Till Sunday
9/3/21, 13:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Error
9/3/21, 13:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yupz about 10 or so. I tot it was that close to BC which is just 2hrs
9/3/21, 13:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wetin happen? Unget any plan to epp ur boi situation?
9/3/21, 13:24 - +234 802 971 7134: Which of the situations? Food or border patrol?
9/3/21, 13:24 - Dee: I am looking for a PHD holder i can be saying "twale" to every morning.  Can you recommend anyone?
9/3/21, 13:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: All o
9/3/21, 13:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤔🤔🤔
9/3/21, 13:25 - Bootylicious Honeypie: That's a bit much. @2348126296642 BC to Calgary is how many hours drive again?
9/3/21, 13:25 - +234 802 971 7134: I Dey go Saskatchewan next week
9/3/21, 13:26 - Benedict: 😂😂
9/3/21, 13:28 - Dee: Slightly over 10 hours if doing  speed limit
9/3/21, 13:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Continue doing over speed limit.....u wee think u r in 9ja till u start paying for speeding ticket
9/3/21, 13:29 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Wawu! Who was the person telling us that BC is on the other side of the mountains we see from our window? 😏😏😏😏
9/3/21, 13:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh really? Work matters?
9/3/21, 13:29 - +234 802 971 7134: CY matters
9/3/21, 13:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I hear Sasks is a very flat land
9/3/21, 13:30 - +234 802 971 7134: I’ll give feedback
9/3/21, 13:30 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Correct!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
9/3/21, 13:31 - Dee: Me?! Nefa!!! I am law abiding
9/3/21, 13:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:31 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Actually you are sha🙂
9/3/21, 13:32 - Dee: 😀 those mountains are very far away o. They look close cos they are high.
9/3/21, 13:33 - Dee: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 13:33 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Tor.
9/3/21, 13:33 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yeee!
9/3/21, 13:34 - Bootylicious Honeypie: You didn't read the message after ni?
9/3/21, 13:34 - Dee: 😀 too late. Already chose violence.
9/3/21, 13:35 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/3/21, 21:04 - +234 803 075 0650: https://businessday.ng/markets/currency-watch/article/naira-hits-record-n530-per-dollar-on-parallel-market/?mc_cid=5017c8e388&mc_eid=13f95ab112
@2348024741100 what's happening? I thought the blacklisting of BDCs was supposed to be the silver bullet to arrest the slide of the Naira?🤷🏼‍♂️
9/4/21, 07:40 - +234 802 474 1100: It wasn’t supposed to be a silver bullet. It was you who said it would be disastrous…. Like Zimbabwe if I remember correctly.

Good morning
9/4/21, 08:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Now you're going wild, accusing me of what I didn't say.
9/4/21, 08:59 - +234 803 075 0650: Zimbabwe I only mentioned as a note of caution to what stupid use of quantitative easing can do to a currency. It has happened to dozen African currencies by the way, where they keep redenominating every time. It will happen to Nigeria too very soon. Quote me on this
9/4/21, 09:07 - +234 803 075 0650: Check it out, your beloved currency has lost over 700% of its value since 1980 and the loss of value is rapidly accelerating
9/4/21, 09:08 - +234 803 075 0650: In the last 6 years
9/4/21, 09:09 - +234 803 075 0650: That's what abuse of Quantitative easing does to a currency
9/4/21, 09:12 - +234 802 474 1100: We already had a long conversation about this and the short term impact on rates ….

When rates go down you keep quiet 😂😂
When you see rates go up, you start up your talk about quantitative easing and printing of illegal money. Just go back and read earlier chats 

Bring another topic 😀😜😜
9/4/21, 09:16 - +234 803 075 0650: Like when?
9/4/21, 09:19 - +234 802 474 1100: 👆🏿
9/4/21, 09:26 - +234 803 075 0650: When exactly has rates even gone down in Nigeria? We only have stability of rates for a few years at best, say of Naria being 150 to a dollar for like 7 or so years
9/4/21, 09:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Defending the government doesn't mean being ridiculous oga
9/4/21, 09:27 - +234 802 474 1100: This is where you ALWAYs get it wrong. We can have a conversation about economic policy without it being political
9/4/21, 09:28 - +234 802 474 1100: We can talk about support for Nigeria with it being about Buhari
9/4/21, 09:28 - +234 802 474 1100: We can talk about progress in Nigeria or failures without it being about who is in power or the government
9/4/21, 09:28 - +234 802 474 1100: Without*
9/4/21, 09:29 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
9/4/21, 09:29 - +234 803 075 0650: And this is where you always miss it. Every economic decision is political. David Easton defines politics as the authoritative allocation of values (who gets what, when &how)
9/4/21, 09:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… David Easton did not accuse me of supporting Buhari
9/4/21, 09:30 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
9/4/21, 09:30 - +234 802 474 1100: Because I have a different idea of economic policy
9/4/21, 09:30 - Dee: I know a TV presenter that would love to get the two of you in front of a camera at the same time. The ratings go high gan.
9/4/21, 09:31 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂
9/4/21, 09:32 - +234 803 075 0650: I won't go on the TV with @2348024741100 o. We can't even agree on terms and concepts. I don't know where he gets his concepts from.
9/4/21, 09:32 - +234 802 474 1100: Chris Dey always drive the bus to reach whether you vote for Buhari or not.

Even in academia there is a reason why Economics and Political science are two different courses. Yes they are entwined but at some point give it a rest na Biko 😀😂
9/4/21, 09:33 - +234 802 474 1100: Like that I support Buhari because I have a certain idea of economic policy? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
9/4/21, 09:35 - +234 803 075 0650: You don't even know me and the texture of my argument at all. That I don't like this administration, Yes. But my writings are also heavily a critique of the Nigerian state, far beyond Buhari. But he only gets triggered by my criticism of Buhari obviously
9/4/21, 09:37 - +234 802 474 1100: And my own writings are equally about the Nigerian state bros, far beyond Buhari! So maybe you can understand why reducing it to support or lack of, of the government doesn’t cut it.

If you can’t, then that’s just hypocrisy
9/4/21, 09:38 - +234 803 075 0650: where are your writings. I will like to read them. I haven't seen one yet
9/4/21, 09:38 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂

Take a trip back memory lane on this our “vacation page”
9/4/21, 09:40 - +234 803 075 0650: That is just ventilating on whatsapp. Everybody does that. Put your ideas on paper let's publish it nationally. We can have public debates.
9/4/21, 09:41 - +234 802 474 1100: If you like, you can tag them “responses”, “replies” “counters” to your “writing”.

Lol… thanks I am fine with this page 😂. The regular threat of ejection from Kenneth and Cy keeps it exciting 😂😂😂
9/4/21, 09:43 - +234 803 075 0650: I always challenge my critics to that. Only one person accepted my challenge. And by the time we did just two back and forth, even his supervisor in far away south Africa sided with me and pointed out to him the inconsistencies in his logic
9/4/21, 09:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Oshey!! Superior logic 🤨🤨🤨
9/4/21, 09:44 - +234 803 075 0650: anybody can write anything on whatsapp. Let's go public, let's go national. Stake your reputation let's debate substantial issues.
9/4/21, 09:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Maybe if @2348126296642 gets us that TV slot, I’ll consider it
9/4/21, 09:44 - +234 802 474 1100: Otherwise WhatsApp is a platform as good as any
9/4/21, 09:45 - +234 803 075 0650: TV slots are superficial. Write. I don't take anyone seriously who just argues with mouth. Write. There's no art that forces you to think through your assumptions and prejudices like writing.
9/4/21, 09:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… now that’s just bourgeoisie…
9/4/21, 09:48 - +234 803 075 0650: Now that I've started school, I should have stopped writing, but people keep demanding for my pieces and even BusinessDay keeps insisting I keep writing because people are reading my article and the feedback has been wonderful. If I write rubbish, they'd have kicked me out since. Let me challenge you @2348024741100. Write. Write. Write
9/4/21, 09:48 - +234 803 075 0650: Nothing forces you to think through the inconsistencies in your logic than writing.
9/4/21, 09:49 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg, make I do my assignments abeg!😏
9/4/21, 09:51 - +234 802 474 1100: Again bro!!! 
Well done with your writing.

A word of caution. Please don’t fall into the temptation of settling on your viewpoint because others agree with you or read and enjoy what you write. 

Do your assignment and like I said, I would consider TV before writing.
9/4/21, 09:53 - +234 803 075 0650: I don't consider you disagreeing with me. I only see it as whatsapp banter until you put pen to paper.  TV slots are very superficial. I will only go on TV with the person I've been engaging with through written words.
9/4/21, 09:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Ah lobatan! 
No vex! 
You boxing na the purest form of martial arts, I say na Karate…. Mean say we no go ever meet be that
9/4/21, 10:31 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/4/21, 12:18 - +234 803 072 5702: Hhm…seems a govt-sponsored pogrom is about to happen…
9/4/21, 13:21 - Dee: I am actually considering it.
9/4/21, 14:07 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/4/21, 15:13 - +234 803 075 0650: Ladies and gentlemen

"FG Ways & Means advances climbs by 595.5% to N15.51trn in 
five years"
9/4/21, 15:31 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You are doing well! Summary of the 99pages/slides pls
9/4/21, 15:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Am guessing it is
@2348024741100 and @2348030750650 will be removed from this page by nightfall😏
9/4/21, 15:39 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg o. Only @2348024741100 should be removed. I've challenged him to put his pocket where his mouth is (let's continue the debate nationally through writing)
9/4/21, 15:43 - +234 802 971 7134: This group na vacation club o. We do more headache inducing things than the actual thing it was formed for. Just saying
9/4/21, 15:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Fully supported. Let's discuss vacation and fun stuff. If @2348024741100 wants to debate me, he should write. I'll help him publish it and we can take it up from there
9/4/21, 16:21 - +234 802 971 7134: Thanks and God bless 🙏🏼
9/4/21, 16:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁
9/4/21, 16:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Lemme laugh at your laugh 😂
9/4/21, 16:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Mad man
9/4/21, 16:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Stop eeet Ugene, stop typing🙄
9/4/21, 16:23 - +234 802 474 1100: I just see 100 tags, I been wan type disagree thinking say na Chris 😃😃😃
9/4/21, 16:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/4/21, 16:24 - +234 802 474 1100: I agree o @2348029717134 😂
9/4/21, 16:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: This guy they call Eugene is not just ok i swear
9/4/21, 16:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Oya we don stop now o! Chris and I

Make una plan vacation o! No be say we go come return to days when Na Ini go respond to message wey him type 6months ago
9/4/21, 16:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/4/21, 16:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We no say make una nor talk politics but e don take over vacation plans. Spend the bulk of ur fighting time with Chris to think or plan vacation.
9/4/21, 18:04 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/5/21, 10:33 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/5/21, 11:19 - Dee: The intro is powerful, captivating and funny. Especially the part about university mails he tried to sort out. Not sure how they still managed to get that wrong. 

With what he wrote here :- 

.........."Dare you read it?
Dare you face, in one blinding revelation, the reason why schools do not bestow wisdom, why governments cannot maintain order, why courts do not dispense justice, why prosperity fails to produce happiness, why utopian plans never generate utopias? 

Do not decide lightly. The decision to read on is irrevo cable. If you read, you can never regain your present state of blissful ignorance; you will never again unthinkingly ven erate your superiors or dominate your subordinates. Never!
The Peter Principle, once heard, cannot be forgotten. 

What have you to gain by reading on? By conquering in competence in yourself, and by understanding incompetence in others, you can do your own work more easily, gain pro motion and make more money. You can avoid painful ill nesses. You can become a leader of men. You can enjoy your leisure. You can gratify your friends, confound your enemies, impress your children and enrich and revitalize your marriage.
This knowledge, in short, will revolutionize your life— perhaps save it.
So, if you have courage, read on, mark, memorize and apply the Peter Principle".............

It is almost impossible not to continue reading, despite being over 170 pages long.
9/5/21, 11:20 - +234 802 474 1100: It was at that very point that I stopped and decided to share 😀
9/5/21, 11:23 - Dee: Yeah. I just wanted to read the introduction to get a general idea of what it is about. Cos who get time to read 179 pages right? When it is not bringing money. 

But after that introduction, I am definitely reading the entire book.
9/5/21, 11:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Yeah… I typically speed read these types of books… pick things that are interesting and leave the “book fillers”.   Would usually take a couple of hours to “finish” the book
9/5/21, 11:26 - Dee: Oh right. Let's see what secrets this one has got to share.
9/5/21, 12:54 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): <Media omitted>
9/5/21, 13:19 - Dee: 😀😀
9/5/21, 13:53 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/5/21, 13:53 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 let's go for vacation here na🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
9/5/21, 14:07 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 @2348029717134 I hereby report Chris!!
9/5/21, 14:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Ah ah, for proposing a vacation spot? Haba @2348024741100. Why are you acting this way?🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
9/5/21, 14:11 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday @2348028945332 o jare. I wish you many happy returns of the day!!!!!!
9/6/21, 00:22 - Benedict: Thanks @2348030750650. Much appreciated 🙏
9/6/21, 03:28 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348028945332 happy birthday. God's blessings today and always. 

Please send dollar and naira make we take buy coke drink o
9/6/21, 03:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Pheeeew! 
Back to base....what a journey
9/6/21, 10:29 - Ini Eket: Happy birthday @2348028945332 Cheers to many many more happy years. God bless
9/6/21, 10:47 - Benedict: Thanks bro
9/6/21, 10:47 - Benedict: Thanks. Sending down a few nairas 😁
9/6/21, 11:54 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348028945332 I wanted to see wish you a happy birthday here but @14692437489 and @2348029717134 said I should focus on the purpose of this group. Vacations 😀
9/6/21, 12:13 - Benedict: 😂😂😂
9/6/21, 12:47 - +234 802 971 7134: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
9/6/21, 13:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😏😏😏😏
9/6/21, 17:32 - Ini Eket: <Media omitted>
9/6/21, 17:41 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348127379568 let's visit this pastor to get our Yankee passport and rest☺️
9/6/21, 19:09 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lmfao.....are u d husband?
No wonder @2348024741100 use to tackle u upadan🤣🤣🤣😅🤪
9/6/21, 19:11 - +234 803 075 0650: No na. It has been agreed that she should move to the US while @2348024741100 keeps doing his Odenigbo in Niaja na🤪
9/6/21, 19:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Complicating matters- u even have this information 🤣😅
9/6/21, 19:12 - +234 803 075 0650: Na here we resolve am na. Haba!!!!
9/6/21, 19:14 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U and who? I go put u for trouble today, continue to de defend ursef😅
9/6/21, 19:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Dis video only proves that come 2023, we go still elect another idiot. Is it not at this point people should have walked out of the church? Prayer wey for put person passport for shoe no fit give the same person balance to stand on one leg. Shior!
9/6/21, 19:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If to say na better pastor sef I for follow u, but even for entertainment purposes, d guy no try
9/9/21, 09:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
9/9/21, 09:12 - Benedict: 🤣🤣
9/9/21, 13:05 - +234 803 072 5702: Happy birthday Gini @2347033020215 . Enjoy the pos
9/9/21, 13:59 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday @2347033020215. I wish you many happy returns of the day!
9/9/21, 14:30 - +234 802 474 1100: @2347033020215 Happy birthday brotherly… Gods blessings now and always!!
9/9/21, 15:02 - Benedict: Happy birthday @2347033020215, wishing you many more great years
9/9/21, 15:04 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy birthday @2347033020215
9/9/21, 15:42 - +234 803 075 0650: This should delight @2348024741100 

From an American

"Just paid $7000 for stitches on a toddlers forehead. The cut was less than an inch long and the Dr worked for about an hour.

WTF is wrong with our healthcare system."
9/9/21, 15:45 - Ini Eket: Thanks my people, appreciate. God bless
9/9/21, 15:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Happy Birthday my Brother - Bro Joe - Many more years in good health of mind and body
9/9/21, 15:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hey @2348024741100 stop right there
9/9/21, 15:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Let @2348030750650 alone be "mad" for once🤣😅
9/9/21, 15:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: + give captain @2348126296642 a chance to make heaven
9/9/21, 15:48 - +234 803 075 0650: for where. He can't resist the urge🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
9/9/21, 15:49 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 @2348029717134 You people should come and see now o!!!

If I talk now, Chris is finding my trouble
9/9/21, 15:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Me i am not going to join him na!!

Get behind me!!!
9/9/21, 15:49 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/9/21, 15:50 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Must u show him where u hid ur trouble all the time?
9/9/21, 15:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: In another news, my working from home is now indefinite 🙈
9/9/21, 16:08 - +234 803 075 0650: wow. see enjoyment! When we go come again. I wan chop deer meat🤪🤪🤪
9/9/21, 16:17 - +234 803 075 0650: In another news, My guy has decided to move-in with his Nigerian American woman. She's even pregnant already with twins.  what's more, he's abandoning the Phd programme to begin a B.Sc in Nursing. She's gotten him on a leash at least for the next three years
9/9/21, 16:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Lol....anytime bro
9/9/21, 16:19 - Kenneth Maths. US.: So dem don de nack since and she de form hard babe wey smart?
9/9/21, 16:19 - Benedict: 😂.. She won!!!
9/9/21, 16:20 - +234 803 075 0650: Na my guy desperation do am in. She correctly sensed that he just wanted to use her and she's outmeonevering him
9/9/21, 16:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: She nor win nada....if the guy decide go back tomorrow and she nor file for am, she vo hear am
9/9/21, 16:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/9/21, 16:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If getting pregnant was the best way for her to win d guy, she is a joker.
9/9/21, 16:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: See groove!
9/9/21, 16:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What can the son of man do na.....but take note, i did not say i am not doing the work at home o🤣
9/9/21, 16:22 - Benedict: But thats what she wanted naa
9/9/21, 16:22 - Benedict: So its a win
9/9/21, 16:22 - +234 803 075 0650: She wants the guy, she wants the children, but she doesn't want the guy to get a green card yet. Because she doesn't trust him to stay
9/9/21, 16:23 - Kenneth Maths. US.: How will u not want the father of ur kids to get green card? It means u have the money to take care of all of them, else how does he want to contribute to the family without a job
9/9/21, 16:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well, that one sef de, but overall.....
9/9/21, 16:25 - +234 803 075 0650: she's a professor at the school of nursing - she's a Phd in sociology of medecine
9/9/21, 16:25 - Kenneth Maths. US.: But @2348030750650 have they been on this for a while or na from the time u give us the gist here to now (less than 2weeks) d guy score?😁
9/9/21, 16:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chai....ur guy get big eye sha
9/9/21, 16:26 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅🤣
9/9/21, 16:26 - +234 803 075 0650: No. the guy don score tey tey na
9/9/21, 16:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Make d babe file for am jare, she like am enough to de let am enter for free but she de fear say e go run😁
9/9/21, 16:27 - +234 803 075 0650: the first day the guy told me, I told him straigth away he's acting desperate. The lady too smelt it and cancelled the wedding. The wedding was supposed to be August
9/9/21, 16:27 - +234 803 075 0650: Meanwhile my guy just came to the US in January o
9/9/21, 16:28 - +234 803 075 0650: the longer he stays the better for her. Keep him on a leash.
9/9/21, 16:29 - +234 803 075 0650: she also doesn't need him working. she can take care of all the bills.
9/9/21, 16:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: She will lose him if she likes him then
9/9/21, 16:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I mean if i am the guy, she will lose me
9/9/21, 16:31 - +234 803 075 0650: that is until he can get his papers na. He also attempted filing for asylum. When lawyers told him their fees, he scrapped the idea
9/9/21, 16:32 - +234 803 075 0650: so he's stucked with her
9/9/21, 16:35 - Benedict: The guy should take it as a win and continue enjoying what he has been enjoying
9/9/21, 16:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Yeah. the moment he finishes his nursing programme, employers will even file for work visa for him. Nurses are hot cakes here na
9/9/21, 16:38 - Benedict: Correct, and he doesnt have to work while in nursing school
9/9/21, 16:38 - Benedict: Its a win-win jare 😁
9/9/21, 16:39 - +234 803 075 0650: just that no self-respect.
9/9/21, 16:44 - Benedict: lol. its a sacrifice 😂
9/9/21, 18:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Not really. He doesn't have to get his papers with her nah....If he has a friend like me, she will lose him if she doesn't file for him
9/9/21, 18:06 - +234 803 075 0650: But she could also make his life miserable with child support too
9/9/21, 18:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Child support is based on how much u earn and other responsibilities
9/9/21, 18:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Its not any random amnt
9/9/21, 18:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: @2347033020215 happy birthday, many more happy years to you, with plenty vacation pos!
9/9/21, 18:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: If he is not working he cannot pay anything
9/9/21, 19:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Oshey!!!
9/9/21, 19:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Congrats man!!
So I cannot yab you again? Chai
9/9/21, 19:58 - +234 802 474 1100: This una green card gist sha? I wonder why this thing has never tripped me…
9/9/21, 19:59 - +234 802 474 1100: Who needs green card when you have green passport
9/9/21, 20:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Card and passport are not same bro.....the ultimate is the Passport and the card is just a means
9/9/21, 20:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: should i be saying thank you to the congrats? lol
9/9/21, 21:40 - Ini Eket: Thanks my forerunner 😁Amen
9/9/21, 21:42 - Ini Eket: Thanks dear, Amen ooo
9/10/21, 02:46 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/10/21, 14:09 - +234 803 075 0650: Guys this is no joke please. Have you realised the Naira now depreciates against the dollar almost N10 weekly?  It's not getting funny again o🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
9/10/21, 14:10 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yupz...closely watching
9/10/21, 14:13 - +234 803 075 0650: What happens to us still earning in Naira?
9/10/21, 15:14 - +234 803 072 5702: big wahala. Person go collect salary on 26th that is supposed to take you through to the next 26th, but before 1st he don finish. mad things
9/10/21, 15:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg what are the disadvantages of travelling to america and applying for asylum?
9/10/21, 15:25 - +234 803 075 0650: you're asking a question in which your husband is the undisputed expert in that area🙊
9/10/21, 15:39 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls the question is directed to people living in said country, thanks in advance
9/10/21, 15:40 - +234 802 971 7134: You cannot go back to your home country
9/10/21, 15:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: He shd keep his expertise inside him pocket for now
9/10/21, 15:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Is that the only thing?
9/10/21, 15:40 - +234 802 971 7134: They are typically in limbo for a while cos of the backlogs
9/10/21, 15:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: And like never ever or for 10yrs
9/10/21, 15:40 - +234 802 971 7134: But they get work authorization for starters
9/10/21, 15:41 - +234 802 971 7134: People even find ways round that
9/10/21, 15:41 - +234 802 971 7134: They go to like Ghana and enter naija by road low key
9/10/21, 15:41 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hehehehehehehe, God is good, thank God for ecowas passport
9/10/21, 15:41 - +234 802 971 7134: When you don get Pali you’re free to waka again
9/10/21, 15:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Okay. If it’s denied after every every, will visiting visa now become a problem🙈🙈🙈
9/10/21, 15:43 - +234 802 971 7134: I don’t know about that o. But for best effects it’s good to apply as soon as possible as you enter the country
9/10/21, 15:43 - +234 802 971 7134: Cos the idea is na the threat carry you come
9/10/21, 15:43 - +234 802 971 7134: It can be a very long process and the story gaz solid
9/10/21, 15:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hmmmmm
9/10/21, 15:44 - +234 802 971 7134: So if they have been here for a bit. A good idea is to travel to naija, then come back and claim threat to life
9/10/21, 15:44 - +234 802 971 7134: With plenty evidence
9/10/21, 15:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ok
9/10/21, 15:45 - +234 803 075 0650: the usual Nigerian stories now are about being gay
9/10/21, 15:45 - +234 803 075 0650: or Boko Haram
9/10/21, 15:45 - +234 802 971 7134: That works but you have to play the part
9/10/21, 15:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: With 2 children how gay wan work?
9/10/21, 15:45 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Biko no Dey Lagos na
9/10/21, 15:45 - +234 802 971 7134: I have seen people even do newspaper publications say family disown
9/10/21, 15:46 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/10/21, 15:46 - +234 802 971 7134: If it’s a woman with 2 children maybe genital mutilation or domestic violence
9/10/21, 15:46 - +234 802 971 7134: If na family then religious/political persecution
9/10/21, 15:46 - +234 802 971 7134: But dem go need better evidence sha
9/10/21, 15:47 - +234 803 075 0650: you manufacture evidence na🤪🤪🤪
9/10/21, 15:50 - +234 803 075 0650: You may also need a lawyer to fine tune your case for you. Immigration lawyers charge exorbitant rates
9/10/21, 15:51 - +234 802 971 7134: They have pro Bono ones but those are for the authentic cases
9/10/21, 15:53 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Chai
9/10/21, 15:55 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abi na to just use school jeje
9/10/21, 15:55 - +234 802 971 7134: That one sef Dey
9/10/21, 15:55 - +234 802 971 7134: But na school fees and similar dilemma after graduation and OPT
9/10/21, 15:56 - +234 802 971 7134: The whole immigration ish needs to be overhauled
9/10/21, 15:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Hmmmm, na to pack pod come back be dat den
9/10/21, 15:58 - +234 803 075 0650: people too school without paying. They apply for Phd, which is usually funded, do two years and say they're not doing again. They leave with their masters and off to work
9/10/21, 16:03 - +234 802 971 7134: Another angle
9/10/21, 16:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Well, my inlaw got her greencard within a year of filing
9/10/21, 16:05 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Plix was ur in-law gay or Boko?
9/10/21, 16:08 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Neither
9/10/21, 16:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oya wetin be her angle abeg
9/10/21, 16:11 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I go need to ask, atm am not privy to that angle detail
9/10/21, 16:11 - +234 802 971 7134: Nice
9/10/21, 16:12 - +234 803 075 0650: Chei! me, only change of visa status took me 14 months🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
9/10/21, 16:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na where u de and all ur anti govt post cause am🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/10/21, 16:13 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: From what to what Abeg
9/10/21, 16:14 - +234 803 075 0650: F2 to F1 o. I applied May 2020. Na July 2021 dem answer me
9/10/21, 16:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Are u dey senior alphabet already joor
9/10/21, 16:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na B we wan convert
9/10/21, 16:15 - +234 802 971 7134: People Dey convert B sef
9/10/21, 16:16 - +234 803 075 0650: from one non-immigrant visa to another student (non-immigrant) visa o.
9/10/21, 16:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Abeg una wen get citizenship, incorporate company now, make we dey pay una to file for green card for us
9/10/21, 16:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U hire us, we pay you for green card filing, it’s a win win situation
9/10/21, 16:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oga wey him employees dey ph
9/10/21, 16:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ph
9/10/21, 16:18 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pay
9/10/21, 16:19 - +234 803 075 0650: correct business strategy o
9/10/21, 18:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): 🤣
9/10/21, 18:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): I don’t know why that is funny but it is
9/13/21, 11:16 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/13/21, 11:19 - +234 803 072 5702: Let me quickly do this now before i dele back into work. So the Reunion Committee has fixed registration for attendance at 4,000...which is grossly inadequate to cater for all the plans and activities. It was capped at 4k after sampling opinions on what people will be able to play without much hassles.
9/13/21, 11:19 - +234 803 072 5702: *delve
9/13/21, 11:20 - +234 803 072 5702: In summary, there's heavy reliance on freewill donations from kind-hearted individuals to make it a successful one.
9/13/21, 11:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Paying if not able to attend na freewill donation abi🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
9/13/21, 11:22 - +234 803 072 5702: Oscof. Very much encouraged
9/13/21, 11:24 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: @2348030725702 make una go answer Vivian Uzo o, she say u people should do 1 day reunion in Lagos and dat u shd dp her on her byday. T for Tainks.
9/13/21, 11:24 - +234 803 072 5702: 50k from the 11 of us here is already 550,000, not considering the 7-digit figures expected from Biden and Trudeau's people😁😁😁
9/13/21, 11:25 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol...they have answered her na...i think😁
9/13/21, 11:25 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ehen, make I go follow the gist
9/13/21, 11:26 - +234 803 072 5702: ...and Boris...i forgot Boris' person☺️
9/13/21, 11:28 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes you people shd answer Smart o, dollars and pounds I have not, but I have loud voice. BRING YOUR DONATION OOOOOO!!!
9/13/21, 11:51 - +234 803 072 5702: If you want to maintain your anonymity (make dem nor put eyes for your body ontop say you donate "common", one million naira😁), you can send your donations to me... *GTB 0029725871* and i will pass on to the committee as appropriate
9/14/21, 18:54 - +234 802 474 1100: I don see wetin Dey quiet this group… Smart post account number una quiet abi
9/14/21, 18:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Come out now! The light is shining!!
9/14/21, 18:55 - +234 803 075 0650: you can set the ball rolling
9/14/21, 18:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/14/21, 19:03 - Dee: We r busy looking for the money
9/14/21, 19:00 - +234 802 474 1100: No bobo us abeg…. Give us from the savings from not having to run two houses….
#indefiniteworkfromhome
9/14/21, 19:01 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ehen @2348030725702 out of curiosity, if 4k is not enough to cater for each person, why cap it at 4k? Just curious o
9/14/21, 19:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Make some space in your account to put the one you are looking for na😂😀
9/14/21, 19:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Odenigbo!
Odenigbo!!
Odenigbo!!! (Abi wetin ur wife de call u again that year😁)

I have good intel from a reliable source that u have not shake body with ur managerial position + oiye money

Also, I know that u are saving good money from not running two homes, can u epp ur brothers and sisters?
9/14/21, 19:05 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy kamdan na. Ki la gbe Ki la ju
9/14/21, 19:06 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/14/21, 19:24 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sebi na u de keep tabs of those wey de run 1 house and save money🤣🤣🤣
9/14/21, 20:22 - +234 803 072 5702: The plan was not to make the amount too high that it’ll be the reason for anyone not too come.  4K seemed a reasonable amount from the few opinions sampled
9/14/21, 20:23 - +234 802 971 7134: Seconded
9/14/21, 20:24 - +234 802 971 7134: This is the same thing as government sponsoring hajj or trip to Jerusalem
9/14/21, 20:25 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂
9/14/21, 20:25 - +234 802 971 7134: I just believe if it’s a reunion it should be pegged at a cost that covers the expenditure
9/14/21, 20:25 - +234 802 971 7134: Or everyone does bring your own food and drink
9/14/21, 20:29 - +234 803 072 5702: That’s what’s reasonable but they said a good number of the Alumni are not gainfully employed or entrepreneured yet…I don’t know any statistics that affirms this sha…it might be true.
9/14/21, 20:30 - +234 802 971 7134: What’s the assurance that even with this fuel subsidy they will still show up and/or not complain/grumble say the rice no get 4 meat?
9/14/21, 20:30 - +234 802 971 7134: Me I just believe whatever you peg it at those wey go show go show
9/14/21, 20:30 - +234 803 072 5702: 😂😂😂…you know these things. Complain must still dey
9/14/21, 20:31 - +234 802 971 7134: Yes now. That’s why I(we) do what I want regardless
9/17/21, 03:13 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I hope say u don drop something now.

@2348030725702 follow up with am if e never drop o.....him and im wife get enough CAD o (i know this cos na my guy😁)
9/17/21, 03:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 and @2348030750650 con be like say dem don remove dem from the group as money matter de involved now.

@2348030725702 follow dem too if dem never drop. They cannot be disturbing our peace here and not remitt from diaspora to grow the "GDP" of the Alumni body
9/17/21, 03:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: With those that are reading as i am typing.....u know ursef😁 U can drop CAD too, if u have not done so already
9/17/21, 03:34 - +234 802 971 7134: Smh
9/17/21, 05:25 - +234 803 072 5702: I’m giving them small time ni😂…dem nor dey rush people wey wan donate millions😁
9/17/21, 08:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Egbe
Chris and I disagree on the amount to donate… ongoing discussions to resolve the impasse
9/17/21, 08:15 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: SMH
9/17/21, 10:40 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/17/21, 10:41 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348024741100 country😅
9/17/21, 10:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Fair point😁 
Make una nor fall @2348030725702 hand o
9/17/21, 10:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As ur wife type *SMH* too🤣
9/17/21, 14:28 - +234 803 075 0650: We've finally decided. Please @2348030725702, collect my donation from @2348024741100. I've passed it over to him. 🤪
9/17/21, 15:04 - +234 803 072 5702: Noted bro. @2348024741100 we dey wait you😁🤑
9/17/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/17/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 Emiefele is now directly threatening someone's life for running just a website o
9/17/21, 17:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/17/21, 17:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay, but b4 @2348024741100 talk let him show us the receipt of the transfer he did to Smart on behalf of both of u
9/17/21, 17:35 - +234 803 075 0650: Supported👏👏👏
9/17/21, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: If I talk now, @2348029717134 @14692437489 will say I Dey argue. 
So my mouth is “fem”
9/17/21, 18:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Please retype - network
9/17/21, 19:11 - +234 803 075 0650: So inside everything here, na the only thing you see to reply. My friend you're under ban until you answer @2348030725702. 🤪
9/17/21, 23:36 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/17/21, 23:37 - +234 802 971 7134: Emefiele the retard?
9/17/21, 23:41 - +234 803 075 0650: Kai! 🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️
9/17/21, 23:51 - +234 803 075 0650: I just listened in for like 5 minutes o and you catch me already
9/18/21, 00:02 - +234 803 075 0650: But be careful o. No let @2348024741100 catch you o🤪
9/18/21, 00:21 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/18/21, 00:21 - +234 802 474 1100: This is not a vacation post 😒😒😒
9/18/21, 00:21 - +234 802 474 1100: This one too
9/18/21, 00:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Treasonous group 😒😒
9/18/21, 00:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣😅
9/18/21, 00:31 - +234 803 075 0650: That's what you have resorted to now, dealing in baseless rumours🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️
9/18/21, 00:32 - +234 802 474 1100: You mean baseless rumors like this?
9/18/21, 00:34 - +234 802 971 7134: It is. Cos na PTA And BTA we Dey spend for business and vacations
9/18/21, 00:35 - +234 802 474 1100: Ehen nah like that abi?!! 
Chris oya bring topic 😒
9/18/21, 00:54 - +234 802 971 7134: You want to compare one statement on Emefiele to the volumes you and Chris talk about
9/18/21, 00:57 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 is itching to resume discussions. I'm not giving him that joy🤪
9/18/21, 00:57 - +234 802 971 7134: No mind Eugene o
9/18/21, 01:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Discussions ke!!!
I am fighting for equity
This is not for me but for future generations 😀
9/18/21, 01:18 - +234 802 971 7134: Oshey MLK
9/18/21, 01:21 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/18/21, 01:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: One will know that she did not give u any permission, or why are u trying to call her name into it?
9/18/21, 01:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I sha like that glass cup🙈
9/18/21, 01:32 - +234 803 075 0650: I guessed as much. You've to be in the spirit to be saying all you're saying
9/18/21, 01:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Chris how far? @2348029717134 don say make i buy tickets o, I am waiting for madam to approve the funds and then "fiam", i buy😁
9/18/21, 01:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Una Visa don come?
9/18/21, 01:36 - +234 803 075 0650: Not yet. We still dey wait o. When e come I go hala you
9/18/21, 01:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 👍🏼
9/18/21, 01:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Any plans for Thanksgiving yet?
9/18/21, 01:42 - +234 803 075 0650: No o. Them just dey deal with us here. Now everyday na term paper o.
9/18/21, 01:47 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Oh, i don forget say u don start school😁
9/18/21, 01:48 - +234 803 075 0650: For my old age o😒
9/18/21, 01:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: When u bcome Prof tomorrow,  u nor go say for ur old age o
9/18/21, 01:53 - +234 803 075 0650: Bros that is a distant thing na. I wan survive this daily term paper thing first
9/18/21, 01:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: We did it at old age too....stop complaining jor🤣🤣🤣
9/18/21, 02:00 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/18/21, 02:50 - Bootylicious Honeypie: The famous Roscato😁😁😁😁
9/18/21, 03:00 - +234 803 075 0650: He buys them in cartons
9/18/21, 03:30 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348025838458 how are the campaigns shaping up and what are Trudeau's chances? He feels confident enough to call for a snap election.
9/18/21, 12:51 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You know the story quite well and the aftermath😁.....you are a wise woman
9/18/21, 12:53 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤦🏽‍♂️ don't make it look like am a drunk.....it has very very very low % alcohol
9/18/21, 13:23 - +234 803 075 0650: Ha, who ask for all these explanations na? Are you feeling guilty?🤪🤪🤪
9/18/21, 14:01 - +234 803 075 0650: I just listened to this rubbish this early morning and I'm left with the impression this man is going mad and needs urgent medical attention. How can anyone listening to this ever take us serious as a country if this is the kind of people we put in charge of our economy?🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
9/18/21, 18:29 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT9-uLYApgH/?utm_medium=share_sheet
9/18/21, 18:30 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348029717134 them say una dey fight for tatase for Canada
9/18/21, 18:31 - +234 802 971 7134: We must sha show ourselves sha
9/18/21, 21:56 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/18/21, 22:01 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/18/21, 22:12 - +234 802 474 1100: Tatase boxes?
9/18/21, 22:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Yep
9/18/21, 22:12 - Bootylicious Honeypie: 1 person
9/18/21, 22:13 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I hear some buy it and then sell to others at 3 times the cost price
9/18/21, 23:19 - +234 803 072 5702: 💡 💡 💡
9/19/21, 08:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Nigerians remain Nigerian
9/19/21, 15:14 - +234 803 072 5702: Happy birthday @447788152190. Pos must be enjoyed to the maximum. Send me all your bills😁
9/19/21, 16:18 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Thanks Papi. Thank you for this assurance oh. Lemme send you the bill for the champagne 😅
9/19/21, 16:26 - +234 803 075 0650: Happy birthday MA. Just be pouring the champagne. Papi is more than capable of picking the bills
9/19/21, 16:30 - Ini Eket: Happy birthday dear @447788152190 God bless you now and always. Cheers
9/19/21, 20:02 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Happy birthday @447788152190 enjoy your special day!
9/19/21, 20:03 - +234 802 971 7134: Happy birthday @447788152190 have a good one
9/19/21, 20:19 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Thank you my lovelies!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️❤️
9/19/21, 20:50 - +234 802 474 1100: Calm down with thank you first nah! Let everybody drop the wishes finish
9/19/21, 21:07 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): See beef oh. Na wa
9/19/21, 21:16 - +234 802 474 1100: 😀 Loads of love on this day @447788152190
9/20/21, 08:55 - +234 802 474 1100: https://techcabal.com/2021/09/18/whats-happening-between-cbn-and-abokifx/?utm_source=%27Newsletter&utm_medium=TC_Daily&utm_campaign=who_s_to_blame_for_nigeria_s_weak_currency&utm_term=2021-09-20
9/20/21, 10:00 - +234 803 072 5702: I think say na you don accept Chris challenge and published something sef…😏
Nothing new here na…just repeated what we already know from the two sides…didn’t even give us his/her own opinion/conclusion…pls refer the writer to any of Chris’ articles on how to properly write articles 😁
9/20/21, 10:01 - +234 802 474 1100: Lmao…

No comments
9/20/21, 10:02 - Benedict: But it's the truth, the writer of the article added nothing to the discourse. Didn't say anything we don't already know from all we've heard so far.
9/20/21, 10:02 - Benedict: 🤷‍♂️
9/20/21, 10:05 - +234 802 474 1100: I didn’t say it isn’t true na 😀

🤷‍♀️
9/20/21, 10:07 - Benedict: Lol
9/20/21, 10:08 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s a daily newsletter I receive from techcabal…. Writing style is light and fun - not meant to be serious… usually with loads of relatable memes
9/20/21, 10:08 - +234 802 474 1100: Receive today and just shared 

If that helps for context
9/20/21, 10:10 - +234 803 072 5702: dem even call am "meffy fx"😂😂😂 no respect in this country again https://meffyfx.com/exchange-rates/
9/20/21, 10:16 - Benedict: 😂😂🤣🤣
9/20/21, 10:18 - +234 802 474 1100: It’s fun… we Dey deal with our problems with laughter


Unfortunately the scarcity of dollars continues - while $20bn sits in the cumulative dorm accounts of Nigerians according to some estimates.

Ironical in my perspective —
9/20/21, 10:19 - +234 802 474 1100: Just over half our foreign reserves
9/20/21, 10:19 - Benedict: Hinting at CBNs next steps
9/20/21, 10:20 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah! That would be endgame
Highly unlikely. Possible but highly unlikely
9/20/21, 10:20 - +234 802 474 1100: That would be like eating your seeds for next years planting season
9/20/21, 10:20 - Benedict: Like Nigeria government think about next year
9/20/21, 10:21 - Benedict: All CBN will do is to ask banks to convert at official rates and credit people's naira account. If you want FX for any transaction, come to bank to buy
9/20/21, 10:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: People wey don mortgage is to China, na seed for planting season be problem? You forget that our collective first reaction to rain is “weather for 2”
9/20/21, 10:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Nah… it’s a fundamental issue with global economics. Can’t happen.

I can’t help but insist on the extremely low probability of this scenario
9/20/21, 10:23 - +234 802 474 1100: Not even worth talking about in my opinion
9/20/21, 10:25 - Benedict: Amen o! Hopefully, abokifx.com stopping the display of exchange rate will bring exchange rate to 1naira to 1 dollar 😁
9/20/21, 10:32 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 you'll pay me for the time I us d to read this rubbish o😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
9/20/21, 10:40 - +234 802 474 1100: No vex! 

Your writing is the best!
9/20/21, 10:47 - +234 803 075 0650: Don't be ridiculous. What exactly has this guy said? Absolutely nothing. Just a waste of my precious time!
9/20/21, 10:49 - +234 803 075 0650: I woke up at 3am to read the rubbish. It's the most unproductive thing I've done this week
9/20/21, 10:50 - Benedict: On a brighter note, the week just started. 😂😂
9/20/21, 10:55 - +234 803 075 0650: Yes o, that's why I am angry sef. May God never allow me to waste my time like this again👏🏼
9/20/21, 11:11 - +234 802 474 1100: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/20/21, 11:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Started yesterday 😜
9/20/21, 12:08 - +234 802 474 1100: https://preview.mailerlite.com/n2a0l2/1778805462385301660/b5d2/

@2348030750650 some access to some more « unproductive » write ups.

Subscribe so that it doesn’t wake you up at 3am next time.

Asides the CBN dollar topic that has people so worked up, some Fintech updates available regularly.
9/20/21, 12:11 - +234 803 075 0650: I've lost faith with you and your bolakeje websites abeg. That's what defending the indefensible leads to - you start seeking for like minds everywhere, even in the very burrows of the pit
9/20/21, 12:12 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂

The fact that you read the article and feel attacked by it is troubling 😀… 

As Smart noted the writer didn’t even take a position. But the reaction from you is telling 😀….
9/20/21, 12:14 - +234 803 075 0650: God forbid that I should feel attacked. My pain is the waste of my precious time
9/20/21, 12:16 - +234 802 474 1100: Pray tell - give a constructive critique of the article.

Mind you: I have no interest in the write up asides from the triggering of conversation and the need to ensure every one has the same view of the facts.

But without your righteous indignation/ purist tantrums, what is your critique of this article that has been a monumental waste of your time (read life 😀😂)
9/20/21, 15:34 - +234 803 075 0650: Nothing other than it's a painful waste of my time! How many times will I tell you that?🤨🤨🤨
9/20/21, 15:42 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂 No vex
9/20/21, 15:44 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/20/21, 16:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): This was not a waste of time and brain capacity. T for Tenks 😍
9/20/21, 16:50 - +234 803 072 5702: Eugene, its time to shutdown Punch and arrest their owners abi?  😂😂😂https://punchng.com/dollar-hits-n575-two-days-after-aboki-fx-update-suspension/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1632149358
9/20/21, 16:54 - +234 803 075 0650: When the CBN focuses on accusing websites, BDCs of driving the run on the Naira and on cutting down trees instead of addressing the real issues - and some people genuinely think we should waste our time debating such inane things - one can only sit and watch
9/20/21, 16:57 - +234 802 474 1100: Egbe!! You hear what you want to hear 😂

The question you should ask yourself is do you think that the depreciation to 575 is aff ct by any fundamentals? 

I still don’t. It’s driven by fear! And as usual people get burnt when driven my fear in a speculative market.
9/20/21, 16:58 - +234 802 474 1100: Glad that you noted that a run is being made on the naira lord chris!! 

First correct thing you have said today 😂
9/20/21, 17:07 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Chai everybody go see say I don fat now
9/20/21, 17:08 - +234 802 474 1100: You Dey like to speak too much about English

Pray tell lord Chris: what are the real issues?
9/20/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348024741100 why do I trigger you so much?🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
9/20/21, 17:09 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂 trigger kwa 😂

Abeg let me know what you think are the real issues
9/20/21, 17:09 - +234 803 075 0650: I can't believe this? If you can get fat, then we all have hope too🤪
9/20/21, 17:10 - +234 803 075 0650: Leave me alone. I'm struggling with bivariate and regression analysis🤨🤨🤨🤨
9/20/21, 17:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My guy, i know you had fun yesterday (with the champagne and all the chops wey dem say make u send the bill to Axxela)
May that fun and joy never depart from you. 

Happy belated birthday.
9/20/21, 17:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: See the better human beings in ur house.
9/20/21, 17:35 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Although missing lord Jidena
9/20/21, 17:35 - +234 802 474 1100: If you vex me, I will cancel your work from home
9/20/21, 17:36 - +234 802 474 1100: Stop typing 😜
9/20/21, 17:37 - +234 802 474 1100: If you can deal with bivariate and regression analysis - telling us the real issues with our exchange rate should not be a problem 🤨🤨
9/20/21, 17:38 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Yimu.....If you vex me too much I will opt for 100% forever sef then move go 9ja and work from there - earn in dollars and change at the rate ur brother "Meffy" is driving it up to🤣😅
9/20/21, 18:05 - +234 803 075 0650: no monetary authority he been able to maintain a fixed exchange rate, independent monetary policy and free movement of capital at the same time. It's not possible. So choosing to maintain a fixed exchange rate, you've decided to forgo free movement of foreign capital thus limiting the forex you can earn. That's at the root of Nigeria's fiscal crisis.Nigeria wants to copy countries like Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar etc who are awash not only with oil but with foreign exchange to defend their local currencies for years to come.  Unfortunately it doesn't have their kind of foreign exchange and the facade it is creating will definitely fall of.
9/20/21, 18:06 - +234 803 075 0650: I have also told you of a country that chooses to liberalise its forex regime same time as we were facing challenges in 2016-2017 - Egypt. It's situation has greatly improved now, foreign exchange inflow has almost trippled and their currency is very stable.
9/20/21, 18:07 - +234 803 075 0650: we know what our problem is, we refuse to face it concentrating instead on inanities and you'll want me to come here debating CBN cutting tress and fighting websites and BDCs.... I refuse to reduce myself to such levels
9/20/21, 18:15 - +234 803 075 0650: And, of course, the only reason we refuse to liberalise the fx market is simply so as to continue to use it as a means of reward and accumulation. simple! All other reasons the government or CBN may provide has been empirically proven to be false or unworkable!
9/20/21, 18:34 - +234 803 075 0650: we kept shouting that the fx regime should be liberalised in 2015 when the Naira was 199 to the dollar. The government and CBN refused arguing the Naira will crash if the do. Now, the Naira has crashed to 575, yet we are still not getting any benefit. I put it to you that if we'd liberalised the Naira then or even in 2018 or 2019, the Naira wouldn't have crashed to 500
9/20/21, 18:34 - +234 803 075 0650: foreign capital is available and wants to come in but can't due to our dysfunctional fx regime
9/20/21, 18:35 - +234 802 474 1100: And now I know why we have been fundamentally on different sides of this conversation.

You talk about market structure which is good and all, but miss the fundamental problem facing commodity/oil dependent nations like us. *Forex earnings and Covid impact *

This is a demand and supply conversation. It is not a coïncidence that both crisis occurred in 2015 and now during times of global turmoil
9/20/21, 18:38 - +234 802 474 1100: This is false - patently : Foreign global capital pulled out of most markets and structure investments as a result of the poor performance of traditional instruments and chased moouth watering returns with Crypto, Gold and other trusted stores of value.
9/20/21, 18:39 - +234 802 474 1100: In 2020 and the crisis - these monies have not returned to prepandemic levels
9/20/21, 18:41 - +234 803 075 0650: You don't even know what you are talking about. Please study the case of Egypt and see how it squares with all these your faulty assumptions
9/20/21, 18:42 - +234 802 474 1100: I hear you on the FX regime and I must emphasize that I support a liberal FX regime. Always have,
9/20/21, 18:42 - +234 803 075 0650: Abeg, let's spare this group all these back and forth.
9/20/21, 18:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Take a look at South Africa and we can talk afterwards
9/20/21, 18:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Na you start am na😂
9/20/21, 19:13 - +234 802 474 1100: Btw— a liberalization does not protect your currency from devaluation : it only ensures it gets to its real value faster…

Quite faulty belief you have there on a floating FX rate.

But again you miss the fundamentals - your FX rate is a symptom not a disease. If you continue to have a huge trade deficit I.e imports consistently outstripping exports you will continue to need more Forex and thus continue to put pressure on the demand for your naira against the green back…..
9/20/21, 20:51 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Thanks my guy
9/21/21, 02:35 - +234 803 075 0650: https://guardian.ng/business-services/troubled-naira-untapped-remittances-and-undefined-role-of-bdcs/
9/21/21, 06:28 - +234 802 474 1100: Great article - properly covering the challenge from the inflows perspective

The whole scope - Supply side challenge of Forex, the trend to Cryptos and P2P digital exchanges globally and the fact that remittances while great to the economy as inflow is not helpful if it comes through aforementioned channels. 

Hopefully soon another proper guardian article will cover FDI and FPI, our NAFEX window and the phenomenon of the black market/BDCs
9/21/21, 07:27 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: <Media omitted>
9/21/21, 07:38 - +234 802 474 1100: Tope echoes my sentiments

https://thealvinreport.com/as-nigerians-joyfully-gather-to-kill-the-naira/
9/21/21, 07:42 - +234 802 474 1100: *Do we understand that perception, self-fulfilling prophecies, confidence, patriotism/cynicism, makes up 70% of the value of a currency, especially for a country like ours?  *

Excerpt- @2348030750650 if I had written, this would have been my article. 😀🤷‍♀️
9/21/21, 09:40 - +234 802 474 1100: I have read this article a second time and must applaud the time that Tope must have put in to put it together.

Unfortunately articles like these don’t get enough readership because they are long and detailed 😀

But as I mentioned earlier - the run on the naira is squarely a demand - supply conversation at a time when the countries revenue is impacted by the global crisis.

I do not support Buhari or Emefiele - I have found myself always having to say this for some reason. I support Nigeria.

One thing I think the CBN and Emefiele needs is communication experts who help him connect with the Nigerian populace. Once a policy is out, you find people whose rent seeking businesses are hurt go out and sponsor/ inspire articles that paint Meffy like the devil and the policy as dead on arrival.

Take for example the 5nairA for dollar remittance. It was attacked in the public space, but then the same people go about to write about how remittance is low and blah blah.

Finally my people, the bottle is half full, not half empty. Long live Nigeria
9/21/21, 10:27 - +234 803 072 5702: I'm in a class at LBS now and our prof is talking about CBN and forex...i just wished Eugene and Chris were here😁...
9/21/21, 10:29 - +234 803 072 5702: <Media omitted>
9/21/21, 10:45 - Dee: Just kuku say you want the class to end.
9/21/21, 11:00 - +234 803 075 0650: From the title of the article I can never read such rubbish, shifting responsibility from where it truly belongs to people who are only reacting to bad times and trying to secure their savings. Rubbish again!!!!!
9/21/21, 11:07 - Dee: To be honest, that article isn't bad. It is long yes. But isn't as bad as you think. Just read it. Objectively.
9/21/21, 11:28 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry, I'm not reading for entertainment. once the unit of analysis is wrong, everything is wrong. It's people like him and Fela Durutoye that will be sponsored by APC to contest for presidency just to depress and balkanize Southern and the youth votes - and they will be making inane but entertaining arguments which people actually follow & listen to. I don't do that. I have better things to do with my time
9/21/21, 11:29 - Dee: 😀 Chai!
9/21/21, 11:31 - +234 803 075 0650: You people can be reading o. But I'll never going to read any rubbish that guy writes. He's just a bloody jobber!
9/21/21, 11:49 - +234 803 075 0650: People like Tope, Fela Durutoye, Dele Momodu (who bag of dollars was delivered cash to him at ovation office to defray his cost of constesting for presidency in 2011), Sowore, Femi Fani Kayode......people I have first hand evidence of double dealings against, I will never in my life take them or anything they write seriously. In fact, you'll never catch me reading any rubbish they write. I'm not that jobless!!!!!
9/21/21, 11:54 - +234 803 075 0650: Every currency operates on trust. Once that trust is destroyed, people withdraw their trust. We've seen it in Zimbabwe, in Venezuela, in many places really. That's what's happening in Nigeria currently. No one trust the Naira, not even those managing it. To now expect people to sit by and watch all their assets and savings evaporate is criminal. To blame them for taking steps to secure their assets is the height of stupidity. That's what he's using sophistry to make you believe
9/21/21, 11:57 - +234 803 075 0650: Even Dangote made rich by the Nigerian state, has seen his assets greatly diminished by the collapse of the Naira and he is also taking steps to convert most of his assets to dollars
9/21/21, 12:00 - +234 803 075 0650: I was at a private event in 2017 where Dangote told us that with the rate of management of the Naira, it will get to 1000/$. I'll never forget that day, although it was strictly off the records.
9/21/21, 12:02 - +234 803 075 0650: They'll now send some useless fellow in their paybook to entertain us and you actually expect me to read it😏
9/21/21, 12:15 - +234 803 075 0650: So, if Dangote believes over 4 years ago that the Naira is going to 1000/$ and all his associates and close friend too - and they are all taking positions to protect their assets, is it now the poor man on the street that is taking a very late step that we're now blaming?
9/21/21, 12:39 - +234 802 474 1100: I tried to save you Chris! 
I really tried 😂😂
9/21/21, 12:44 - +234 802 474 1100: You seem to be fixated on who to blame 😂. Buhari, Emefiele, every Nigerian leader. Yes they are all to blame. 

But in the end we all are. I mentioned that in our own country, we as Nigerians have 20bn dollars in Forex that we are looking for, sitting in our dorm accounts. If you don’t see the irony in that position, I can’t help you.

And as usual here is my disclaimer: I don’t support Buhari, I don’t support Emefiele
9/21/21, 12:45 - Dee: @2348030750650 the guy actually agreed with some of the things you are saying. But he made valid arguments all round 

Just pretend it wasn't Eugene that posted it and read it. You may like some parts there.
9/21/21, 12:45 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
9/21/21, 12:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Smarto who be he facilitator Biko —- lemme know if he is for or against Chris😂😂😂
9/21/21, 12:47 - Benedict: Dont we need to identify who is to blame so we can fix the issues? 🤷‍♂️
9/21/21, 12:47 - +234 803 072 5702: Orolugbagbe Isaac
9/21/21, 12:56 - +234 802 474 1100: We all are!

You who is earning in dollars and not investing it in Nigeria 😀
9/21/21, 12:56 - +234 802 474 1100: That one na Chris guy na! He dislikes Buhari to the core. But he is also a pragmatist… He has been an MD of a multinational, entrepreneur and academic… so quite balanced.

Can you share his thoughts?
9/21/21, 13:01 - +234 803 072 5702: Lol...i don't think he hates Buhari o. He's a strategy man from what i''ve seen/heard so far and he's just applying simple strategy to the whole fx issue. His submission is that you can't have a humongous negative current account balance and be borrowing with impunity for recurrent expenditure without expecting it to aversely impact exchange rate.
9/21/21, 13:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay i know what to do here for a second
9/21/21, 13:03 - Kenneth Maths. US. changed this group's settings to allow only admins to send messages to this group
9/21/21, 13:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Just bcos i can😏
9/21/21, 13:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Warning 1😡
9/21/21, 13:04 - Kenneth Maths. US. changed this group's settings to allow all participants to send messages to this group
9/21/21, 13:04 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay u say what?😅
9/21/21, 13:04 - +234 802 474 1100: Kenneth gimme admin first make I try something
9/21/21, 13:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/21/21, 13:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The person wey do that jazz for u still de learn work
9/21/21, 13:05 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 🤣
9/21/21, 13:06 - +234 802 474 1100: I been just wan check something quick quick —- see ya mind
9/21/21, 13:14 - Dee: Oshe!!!
9/21/21, 13:15 - Dee: 😀
9/21/21, 13:15 - Dee: 😀😀
9/21/21, 13:17 - +234 803 072 5702: Eugene, Mrs Nwoke na admin na.😁 She can fulfill your desires 😁
9/21/21, 13:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Why are u so educated 😏
9/21/21, 13:22 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😁🤣😅
9/21/21, 14:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 👀👀👀👀👀 which desire biko?
9/21/21, 14:22 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Plix I’m in training allow me focus o
9/21/21, 20:05 - +234 803 075 0650: https://www.dataphyte.com/economy/buhari-turns-cbn-to-a-money-printing-machine-prints-n2-86-trillion-in-2020/
9/21/21, 20:07 - +234 802 474 1100: @14692437489 Chris has started o
9/21/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348030750650 here’s the irony of what you just shared

Tope Fasua was quoted in the article 😂😂😂😂😂

The same one you said his article was rubbish earlier
9/21/21, 20:11 - +234 802 474 1100: Damn karma is a b***h
9/21/21, 20:12 - +234 803 075 0650: it doesn't matter. it doesn't make him a good person
9/21/21, 20:15 - +234 802 474 1100: Here’s the difference - Dude I read all these materials even when they don’t agree with my opinion - scratch that I read with an even clearer eye when the writers opinion is different from mine.

No Dey share all these kwe kwe articles Biko 😂
Rubbish, I wasted my precious time reading that at 7pm at night
9/21/21, 20:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ubreport him only to start typing ya own abi? 🙄
9/21/21, 20:16 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U report*
9/21/21, 20:16 - +234 802 474 1100: I typed after I read the article nah…. Seeing Tope quoted was too sweet to pass up
9/21/21, 20:17 - +234 802 474 1100: Plus there were spelling errors littered all over the article.
Terrible writing I must say 😂😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/21/21, 20:20 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I saw that too
9/21/21, 20:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 😅🤣🤣🤣
9/21/21, 20:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay make una lemme o
9/21/21, 20:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I have a meeting in a bit which i called and i don't know what to tell them or how to tell them to fix a lot of shit here
9/21/21, 20:24 - +234 802 474 1100: The Lord be with you!
9/21/21, 21:53 - +234 803 075 0650: I can assure you that you don't read half of the news and articles I read daily - almost 100 of those from all media and all parts of the world. But you see, if it's opinions from Tope, Fela Durotoye, Dele Momodu, Sowore, FFK and their likes, I'm absolutely not interested. If you like reading them, good for you. I'll rather I spend that time reading some incisive comments and analysis from other experts on other topics. I'm not interested in reading their opinions. Simple!!!!
9/22/21, 07:02 - +234 802 474 1100: Oshey !!
I definitely don’t read 100
Maybe like 99 😜
9/22/21, 14:11 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): @2348030750650 @2348024741100 
I hope you realise that reading something and choosing / deciding not to respond is an acceptable, grown up behaviour too? I just say I should tell you and come and be 🚶🏽‍♀️
9/22/21, 14:14 - +234 802 971 7134: 🍻
9/22/21, 15:37 - +234 802 474 1100: Yes it is.

By responding to you now am I? Should I? 

Wait ignore my response? I am deciding not to respond. 

But wait WhatsApp is a platform to read, respond and interact.

Or may be too much interaction is too much.

Or again we can not all be the same…

….. or ……

Chai, At thé rate Chris and I will just continue talking about the things we are interested in just like everyone else. 😒😒😒

P.S i did not respond
9/22/21, 15:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/22/21, 15:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Should I respond?
9/22/21, 15:56 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/22/21, 15:58 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/22/21, 15:58 - Bootylicious Honeypie: This is scary!
9/22/21, 15:59 - +234 802 474 1100: But una sef look am na😀
If everybody just read and no response…. WhatsApp would be an update platform. Post your news and go😂😂😂
9/22/21, 16:00 - +234 802 474 1100: Thought It was you that posted earlier sef… I copied from this group
9/22/21, 16:00 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Nah. This isn't part of my collection
9/23/21, 11:27 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348127379568 pls comman carry ur "thing" and go
9/23/21, 11:28 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Pls everybody carry ur share, imagine if na only me dey collect full dose.
9/23/21, 11:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: No be only u de collect "full dose" for the ozzaroom?
Abeg carry am and be going biko
9/23/21, 11:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Ah, mi o mo o!
9/23/21, 11:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Ngwanu.....I will not be part of that family discourse. @2348024741100 ur wife needs to talk to u in private
9/23/21, 11:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U start something say u no wan be part, Lai Lai u go be whole last last
9/23/21, 11:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Sorry i don't do threesome🤣🤣🤣
9/23/21, 11:42 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: U can do lonesome, not a problem
9/23/21, 12:52 - +234 803 075 0650: Fare thee well Dr Mailafia

Christopher Akor

We were all shocked by the news of the demise of Dr Obadiah Mailafia, Nigeria’s foremost public intellectual, academic, central banker, national and international public servant and lately, a voice against the low-key genocide against the minorities of the north central states. He was said to have developed malaria-like symptoms (but not Covid-19 because he was fully vaccinated, and tests showed he was negative) about a week ago and was taken to the hospital. He never recovered and was pronounced dead, Sunday morning at the University of Abuja teaching hospital in Gwagwalada. Insinuations from his family suggest he was so shabbily treated by the hospitals he was taken to and it was as if they were there to supervise his demise rather than treat him.

Born 64 years ago, Dr Mailafia quickly distinguished himself by graduating top of his class at the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria. After working at his Alma mater for some time, he won a federal government scholarship to France to study Economics and Public Administration. He subsequently proceeded to Oriel College at Oxford where he bagged a DPhil in Economics in 1995.

He taught at various British universities until 2001 when he moved to the African Development Bank where he served as Chief Economist and supervised many projects in agriculture, infrastructure, power and education. He was reputed to have drafted the concept note that was later adopted by the board of the AfDB, leading to the establishment of the New Partnership for Africa’s Development (NEPAD), an exclusively African peer to peer mechanism for holding leaders accountable to help reduce poverty, empower women and put Africa on a sustainable path to development. Sadly, like everything African, after the initial fanfare that greeted its launch and after some tepid attempts to hold leaders accountable, the mechanism has all but disintegrated as sit-tight leaders have shown no appetite for accountability.

In 2005, the Obasanjo administration recalled him from the AfDB to serve as deputy governor of the Central Bank in charge of economic policy, where he oversaw monetary policy, economic policy, research and statistics and liaison with regional and international institutions like the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank. He was on the team that worked to successfully negotiate Nigeria away from its debts to the Paris Club in 2006.

Of course, the moment Obasanjo left in 2007, the rapid Nigerian malaise that often frustrates brilliant and honest people from serving in the public sector set in leading to his exit from the bank in 2007.  He was soon back to his international forte, serving as the Chief of Staff to the 79-member nation of the African, Caribbean and Pacific (ACP) group based in Brussels, where has was involved in the management of €22 billion of EU funding for ACP countries under the 10th European Development Fund (EDF) and €31.5 billion for the 11th European Development Fund covering the years 2015–2020. 

He was on the board of several companies and advised hedge funds, international and private equity funds and investors on emerging markets risks and opportunities. This is besides his role as a newspaper columnist to several media houses in Nigeria, a public intellectual and radio/TV commentator.

I only got to know Dr Mailafia personally in 2016 when I was working as his Editor for his incisive Monday, later Friday, column “Wealth of Nations” in BusinessDay. It was a delight to always read his thoroughly researched, incisive and deeply intellectual pieces every week. I’m always at a loss as to how he is able to combine research for his articles and his other public and international engagements and still churn out excellent pieces every week not only for BusinessDay but also for other outlets. It wasn’t long before we developed a personal relationship where he became like a mentor, urging me to improve my craft. It was also there I saw first-hand the vile nature of our public institutions always at war with honest and brilliant individuals who dare to call attention to the wanton corruption and mismanagement of our common patrimony. On more than one occasion, the CBN – the same institution he served with so much distinction – will write inane hack pieces with fictitious names in response to his critique of our monetary or fiscal policies and use their patronage powers to force it on journalists to give their hack pieces “urgent and wide publicity”.

It wasn’t long before Dr Mailafia began to butt heads with the Buhari administration not so much for its catastrophic mismanagement of the economy but for a totally different reason – the low-key genocide being perpetrated against ethnic minorities in the north central states of Platueau, Nassarawa, Gombe, Kaduna and Benue states by so-called Fulani herdsmen who are never identified, arrested or made to pay for their crimes. Besides his very public advocacy, Dr Mailafia actively collaborated in a series of research that systematically documented the thousands of people lost to the herdsmen genocide and the role of the Buhari government in silently encouraging and covering up the killings. That report by the International Committee on Nigeria: “Nigeria Silent Slaughter: Genocide in Nigeria and the Implications for the International Community” made it to the highest echelon of the international community and is the basis of renewed pressure by Western countries on the Buhari administration to put a stop to the killings.

That made Dr Mailafia a hated and marked man. Besides being hounded all the time by the Department of State Services (DSS) there were many futile attempts to question his integrity by trying to rope him into decisions taken at the CBN when he was deputy governor, but which was not under his remit. Most recently, he has had to be moving from one place to another to evade security forces and hoodlums sent to intimate or assassinate him.

What I could not understand however, was his decision not to go on a brief exile considering the forces arrayed against him. He could have been infinitely more useful to the people and the cause he was fighting for being alive. But a defiant Mailafia declared in 2020 that he was prepared to die for Nigeria and the struggle to liberate his people. That is exactly how he went, being a victim of Nigeria’s decrepit healthcare system that kills rather than treats.  Adieu to a mentor, an intellectual giant, an international polymath, an honest and decent human being and a man who deeply cares for his people and the fate of his country and the African continent!
9/23/21, 13:21 - +234 803 072 5702: Wawu...never knew the guy was well-grounded and rounded like dis o...i thought he was just one of these our numerous emergency "opposition activists"😂 who will jump ship when the price is right...i hope the govt has condoled with his family😒
9/23/21, 13:48 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Wait lemme ask @2348024741100 😁
9/23/21, 14:46 - +234 802 474 1100: Well written

Not a waste of my time at all!
God rest his soul!
9/23/21, 14:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Just that what started as a ode to a great man, ended up being another  attack on Buhari 😀
9/23/21, 14:48 - +234 802 474 1100: P.S i did not respond o @447788152190
9/23/21, 15:04 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Oga enter house, not everytime throw stone.
9/23/21, 15:24 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): As in ehn. Somebody cannot drink water and drop cup in this group sha! Dia ris God
9/23/21, 15:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/23/21, 15:34 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Fresh cake from 9ja🙈
9/23/21, 15:53 - +234 802 474 1100: I Dey try push the cup make the drink pour on top the laptop
9/23/21, 15:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol…. Just read the messages in my nice serene and calm voice.

WhatsApp chat na banter Biko… it’s a de stresser if you want it to
9/23/21, 15:55 - +234 802 474 1100: Friendly stone wey I just throw…. Na wa o
9/23/21, 16:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Please push it well, so that your phone will just fall and break. Hopefully, we will rest for a short time b4 u buy another one and start throwing friendly stones at Chris again
9/23/21, 16:53 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂

I wanted to just respond with this emoji o… but I was wondering about the « read and ignore » advice from @447788152190
9/23/21, 22:03 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/24/21, 06:39 - +234 803 072 5702: Why are they disturbing people hustling for their daily bread na😏?
9/24/21, 06:52 - +234 802 474 1100: https://nairametrics.com/2021/09/23/nigeria-needs-over-30-billion-to-achieve-currency-stability/
9/24/21, 09:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/24/21, 15:35 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Everybody with their own agenda sha
9/24/21, 20:26 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/24/21, 20:26 - +234 803 075 0650: official advice from the NYSC to corpse members and staff
9/24/21, 20:29 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Izzit me chasing money too much, i don't understand that statement
9/24/21, 20:30 - Kenneth Maths. US.: ...."then" alert your family members .....
9/24/21, 20:31 - +234 803 075 0650: in other words, if you don't have family members that can pay ransom when you're kidnapped, don't travel!
9/24/21, 20:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Nigeria is getting better!!!!!
9/25/21, 08:08 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes, at honesty😭😭😭
9/25/21, 08:21 - +234 802 474 1100: Terrible situation - sad time 

Almost like the official advice parents give their black children in the US regarding trigger happy cops
9/25/21, 08:39 - +234 802 474 1100: http://advertisementfeature.cnn.com/2019/dangote/
9/25/21, 10:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Smh....u surely don't listen to ur wife's advice
9/25/21, 10:21 - +234 802 474 1100: She say make I no throw stones na
9/28/21, 21:37 - +234 802 474 1100: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/business/brexit-fuel-food-shortages/index.html
9/28/21, 21:38 - +234 802 474 1100: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/economy/china-power-shortage-gdp-supply-chain-intl-hnk/index.html
@2348030750650 not heard from you in a while
9/28/21, 21:38 - Dee: 3, 2 , 1, ...........
9/28/21, 21:40 - +234 802 474 1100: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/world/meanwhile-in-america-september-28-intl/index.html

This was the juiciest about the US FEd economy printing dollars all this while and having a debt burden of $29trillion 🥲🥲🥲🥲
9/28/21, 21:40 - +234 802 474 1100: 😃
9/29/21, 14:52 - +234 803 072 5702: The way they are stylishly testing people’s reaction to this thing…it’s almost certain it’ll happen soon. Abeg, @14692437489 @2348030750650 how can I send the dollars in my dom accounts to you for safekeeping?
https://gazettengr.com/lekki-rep-obanikoro-asks-emefiele-to-seize-nigerians-dom-accounts-over-naira-collapse/
9/29/21, 14:56 - +234 803 075 0650: Meanwhile @2348024741100 has safely evacuated his dollars already o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/29/21, 14:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 14:59 - Kenneth Maths. US.: @2348030725702 Gimme ur dollar in Nigeria, i need it there and i will send the dollar i have here to an account u want here
9/29/21, 15:00 - +234 803 075 0650: And it's this kind of talk that worsens Nigeria's FX problems. People don't keep their dollars in the country anymore
9/29/21, 15:15 - Kenneth Maths. US.: PS:
Anybody that has dollar in nigeria I can ask someone in 9ja to collect it for me there while I help u deposit same amnt of dollar here in ur account
9/29/21, 15:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Or if u have naira and want dollar, I can help u at a rate better than what is published at meffyfx.com😁
9/29/21, 15:31 - +234 803 075 0650: I get Naira to sell o. How much you go buy am?
9/29/21, 15:36 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Okay u know there is a difference between buy and sell abi?

I will give u at 575
9/29/21, 15:36 - Dee: @415. Plus cold stone ice cream.
9/29/21, 15:37 - Kenneth Maths. US.: God punish diabetes 🙄
9/29/21, 15:37 - +234 803 075 0650: Chie! 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😒
9/29/21, 15:39 - +234 803 075 0650: @2348126296642  Kenneth na real business man o. See prize
9/29/21, 15:39 - Benedict: Ah. Urs is still here? Thanks to @447788152190 for showing me the way. Wise.com to the rescue. I moved mine tay tay.
9/29/21, 15:39 - Dee: It is cold stone o. "Gotta have it" cup
9/29/21, 15:39 - Dee: 😀
9/29/21, 15:39 - Benedict: Just that banks will charge anyhow for swift/telex charges
9/29/21, 15:40 - Benedict: This is a good deal sha. Avoids bank charges
9/29/21, 15:40 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: They don’t accept naira😭😭😭
9/29/21, 15:41 - +234 803 075 0650: see sharpness. While we dey here dey argue, some don move their money sharp sharp! I know say @2348024741100  too don move him own
9/29/21, 15:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Bless u😁
9/29/21, 15:42 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 15:43 - Kenneth Maths. US.: U better come talk to me
9/29/21, 15:43 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/29/21, 15:43 - +234 803 075 0650: @14692437489  you harsh o. You wan just collect all my naira?
9/29/21, 15:44 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: I join my request with Deji, I go add pizzad from dominos too
9/29/21, 15:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Na...I am not. It is if you want dollars....dazall
9/29/21, 15:44 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Hian!
Abeg just join ur husband de throw stone for public biko🙄
9/29/21, 16:08 - +234 803 075 0650: 🤪
9/29/21, 16:12 - +234 803 072 5702: How does this work Abeg? Looks like you have to convert it to another currency abi?
9/29/21, 16:48 - +234 802 474 1100: See people here destroying our beautiful country
9/29/21, 16:48 - +234 802 474 1100: Shame shame shame 😜
9/29/21, 16:49 - Benedict: nope. You create your account with them, they will provide an account number in the US or UK for you to do wire transfer to
9/29/21, 16:49 - Benedict: i got value over there same day i sent it sef
9/29/21, 16:50 - Benedict: send us a screenshot of ur domiciliary account balance to prove that your $$s are still in naija
9/29/21, 16:50 - Benedict: 😂
9/29/21, 16:50 - +234 802 474 1100: I don’t keep money in accounts
9/29/21, 16:51 - +234 802 474 1100: It has to be working somewhere 😀 - and in naira no less
9/29/21, 16:51 - Benedict: ✌️
9/29/21, 16:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Or dollars sometimes 😒
9/29/21, 16:52 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348127379568 will now come and do disclaimer
9/29/21, 16:53 - +234 803 075 0650: you dey fear?🤪
9/29/21, 16:53 - +234 802 474 1100: But really imagine what is happening here is happening at a macro level - multiple families all doing the same hedge. And you wonder why the exchange rate is going that way
9/29/21, 16:54 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 16:55 - +234 802 474 1100: There’s a supply gap due to our revenue which should recover in the short term or at least stabilize 

But worsened by Chris’ people putting and inciting the public 😃😂
9/29/21, 16:55 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What kind of chart is this sef? What is the y-axis? Be guided with ur screenshots abeg
9/29/21, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol— look to the right
9/29/21, 16:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: 3020? U r aurely not on this planet
9/29/21, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: Prof before you Dey vex
9/29/21, 16:56 - +234 802 474 1100: 2020
9/29/21, 16:57 - +234 802 474 1100: Wetin you Dey type again? 😀
9/29/21, 16:57 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I only see numbers....what does it represent?
Not like the x-axis has anything but we can put 1 and 1 together to guess what it means
9/29/21, 16:58 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 17:02 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I am struggling to understand this....Is there a link to share and not a screenshot? Who did u say published this again?
9/29/21, 17:03 - Kenneth Maths. US.: Seems like the author is even already in 2022🤷🏽‍♂️
9/29/21, 17:03 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… I will humor you. It’s a data source. Y axis is in millions of USD while x- axis is in years
9/29/21, 17:04 - +234 802 474 1100: https://tradingeconomics.com/nigeria/foreign-exchange-reserves
9/29/21, 17:04 - +234 802 474 1100: You can explore data from the site if you wish to
9/29/21, 17:07 - Kenneth Maths. US.: You surely do not get my point on the axis....business school and stat/math are not the same sha
9/29/21, 17:08 - +234 803 075 0650: He can access bloomberg jare
9/29/21, 17:09 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… I get you… I am simply saying that’s the way the site presented the data. Has nothing to do with the cropping or otherwise like you alluded to earlier. 
I agree it is not the best presentation and may be difficult to understand. 
T

Just try and get through that noise
9/29/21, 17:10 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): Taink you jare. When I was spreading the good news of the Lord, nobody wan believe am
9/29/21, 17:12 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Me dat I’m looking for abroad husband, Plix I’m busy.
9/29/21, 17:12 - Kenneth Maths. US.: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 17:12 - +234 802 474 1100: The point remains though. Our problems while they include market structure, corruption, leadership etc - on this acute exchange rate crisis is influenced by govt revenue - linked to reserves and Forex
9/29/21, 17:13 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
Looks like art class
9/29/21, 18:23 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/29/21, 19:56 - Kenneth Maths. US.: My guy, how far? I don telephone ur telephone but na machine follow me talk.
Abeg hmu when u get small time
9/30/21, 02:32 - Kenneth Maths. US.: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUDbElnoN0J/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Make this woman catch @2348024741100 de talk im nonsense talk
9/30/21, 12:45 - +234 802 474 1100: Hmmmmm. Nigeria is bad. Nigeria is tough. No security. Poverty capital of the world. PMB is old. GEJ is corrupt. FX is high etc etc. Yet within a year 5 (FIVE) Unicorns ( Interswitch, Flutterwave, Paystack, Opay and now Andela) have come out of Nigeria, with another one or two to be announced before the end of year. 

Pls better stop the complaints and find your own feet in the market according to the news below extracted and adapted from TechCabal https://bit.ly/3mgikFl

‘Andela just became Nigeria’s fifth unicorn!

‘The company, which connects African software engineering talents to global employers, has just secured $200 million at a $1.5 billion valuation in a Series E funding round led by Softbank. 

Remind me, what's a unicorn? 

A unicorn is any private startup company valued at $1 billion or more. In Africa, there are presently five unicorns including Interswitch, Flutterwave, OPay, and Wave, the last three achieving the status only this year.

Backstory

With a 0.7 acceptance rate, you’d have an easier time getting into Harvard than you would Andela. 

Launched in Nigeria in 2014, Andela started as an Africa-focused software developer training and outsourcing company. With time, it grew to become a premier source for talented, well-rounded developers in Africa thanks to its curriculum and training methods.

Marked by Facebook 

Two years after launch, Andela got a $24 million infusion, led by Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, who followed up with a visit.

Much later, in 2020, the company became fully remote and closed its physical offices in Lagos, Uganda, and Rwanda. At the time, Andela wanted to break geographical limits and increase the number of African applicants who could apply to work with the company.

This decision turned out to be perfect as it helped the company launch into Latin and South America to explore the talent there. 

Zoom out: Today, Andela boasts of a network of engineers from more than 80 countries and six continents. Through Andela, thousands of engineers have been placed with leading technology companies including Github, Cloudflare, and ViacomCBS. With its new funding, the company aims to grow its talent pool and help connect even more Africans to global opportunities.’

Dangote will open probably the largest refinery in the world this year with NNPC begging him with US$3B to buy minor percentage share. 

Nollywood King of the boys etc hitting it massively on Netflix and the musicians nominated for Grammys. 
Kuda microfinance bank startup valued at US$500m!

SoftBank, one of the world’s largest funds made two HUGE beta on Nigeria within 6 months ( Opay and Andela) Visa, MasterCard, Atack, Facebook, Google etc all pouring money into the startup ecosystem in Nigeria In droves…

Pls spare me your belly aching on Nigeria so I can understand what these guys see in Nigeria that I'm not seeing. 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️
9/30/21, 12:45 - +234 802 474 1100: P.S Not my words o @2348030750650 Dont come for me 😀
9/30/21, 12:50 - Benedict: This article ehn
9/30/21, 12:51 - Benedict: By the way, as someone who applied to both Harvard and Andela, I solemnly swear that Harvard is way harder to get into. 😂
9/30/21, 12:52 - Benedict: And I don't even know why Andela and Opay are referred to as Nigerian companies. Maybe I need to learn how these things are determined.
9/30/21, 12:52 - +234 802 474 1100: Lol… that’s the persons comments I posted. Not the article.

Click the link to read the article
9/30/21, 12:53 - Benedict: Correction: These comments ehn!
9/30/21, 12:53 - Benedict: 😁
9/30/21, 12:53 - +234 802 474 1100: That’s why I put the disclaimer for Chris 😃
9/30/21, 12:54 - +234 802 474 1100: Why do you contest the company origin? Any insights
9/30/21, 13:32 - Benedict: Well, all the executives of andela I know of are not Nigerians. Their headquarters isn't in Nigeria either.
9/30/21, 13:36 - +234 803 075 0650: You think he doesn't know. Abeg, leave @2348024741100 alone
9/30/21, 13:42 - +234 802 474 1100: Na wa o!! I no know na
9/30/21, 13:43 - +234 803 075 0650: ANC and the mismanagement of South Africa

Christopher Akor

Political parties are indispensable for the smooth functioning of democracy.  Besides being vehicles for aggregation of interests and seeking political power, political parties perform the very important function of political communication and education of the citizenry. What is more, a strong party system ensures that the parties moderate contest for power amongst its members. So central is the political party to democracy that the late American Political Scientist, Elmer Schattschneider boldly proclaimed that “democracy is unthinkable save in terms of parties.” This is more so in a parliamentary system where the lines between the party and government are usually blurred and absolute party discipline and unity is needed for a smooth functioning of the government.

Sadly, in Africa, parties are perhaps the weakest link in the democratic value chain. In many African countries, parties serve only as vehicles for capturing power and nothing more. Politics is often based on personalities and not on parties, making the party virtually redundant. That is why in Kenya, for instance, new parties are formed every election cycle and they all wither away after the elections.

Sadly, the African National Congress (ANC), Africa’s oldest, most cohesive and foremost liberation organization and political organization has been showing signs of decay lately. This is principally because its leaders and operatives are more concerned with primitive accumulation than strengthening the party and democracy in South Africa.

Recently, it emerged that the ANC is broke and unable to pay staff salaries regularly. While the party claims it was due to the impact of the Covid-19 pandemic, workers of the party say it has been so for years. Also, the ANC itself admitted to not remitting the personal income tax of its workers it has been deducting to the South African Revenue Service (SARS), a clear violation of the law. However, the full picture of the disorganization of the party emerged late last month when the party couldn’t register many of its candidates for the local elections due in November with the electoral commission before the deadline. The excuse that it was caused by a glitch in the electoral commission’s system couldn’t fly because other parties registered their candidates without problems. The very independent(?) electoral commission had to extend the deadline of registration before the ANC was able to register all its candidates.

The ANC – the party of the venerable Nelson Mandela and anti-apartheid freedom fighters, many of whom gave their lives for the liberation of black South Africans – has completely squandered the opportunity to remake South Africa and has damaged its political and moral authority in so short a time.

Upon vanquishing apartheid and capturing power in 1994, the party was supposed to use the power of the state to improve the fortunes of majority black South Africans who have been under the oppressive yoke of apartheid for so long. But, typical of most African liberation movements and political parties, upon ascending to power, some ANC apparatchiks prioritized accumulation of personal wealth over the welfare of its people. The ANC is now a by-word for monumental corruption, outright theft, cronyism and patronage.

This got to a height during the disastrous nine-year presidency of Jacob Zuma. Zuma’s tenure was marked by many governance and corruption scandals including the Nkandala, state capture by the Gupta family, and political cronyism. According to the Mail & Guardian, an “estimated $35 billion was looted from the state” while “institutions like the state airline, railway and tax agencies were wrecked” during Zuma’s reign alone.

That is why the vote margins of the ANC have been steadily reducing since 1994 when it won the elections with a 62 percent of the vote. Its winning margins are now trending around the lower 50s. At the 2016 regional elections, for instance, the ANC lost Port Elizabeth municipality – renamed Nelson Mandela Bay – to the Democratic Alliance, a previously white dominated party, which is now appealing to a lot of South Africans because of its history of solid governance. The loss of Nelson Mandela Bay - a key ANC stronghold – to the DA came to many as a shock despite the virulent ANC campaign there invoking anti-apartheid messages.

The ANC only marginally increased its vote margin to 57.5% at the 2019 general elections after ousting Zuma as president and following repeated apologies and promises by its new leader, Cyril Ramaphosa, a Mandela protégé, to tackle corruption and return the ANC to the path of good governance.

Sadly, those promises are not being fulfilled as he is being virtually sabotaged by Zuma loyalists in the party who are even threatening to oust him from the leadership of the party – and the presidency eventually. To show the rot at the party, the current secretary general of the ANC, Ace Magashule, a Zuma loyalist, is currently suspended and facing charges of corruption relating to his tenure as premier of the Free State province – the province where the ANC was founded.

I have always argued that the problem of South African democracy and the African National Congress is one of lack of competition. Due to the unique history of the country, black South Africans are so emotionally attached to the ANC because of its over 80 years of dogged fight against racism and apartheid. The official opposition, the Democratic Alliance, the former White party, is still in denial of its racial past and race as a means of organization. The other party – the Economic Freedom Fighters of Julius Malema, the former youth leader of the ANC – is known more for trouble making, monumental corruption and shady dealings of its leadership. For as long as South Africa remains without a viable alternative to the ANC, so long will the ANC’s gross impunity, abuse of power and privileges continue.
9/30/21, 13:45 - +234 803 075 0650: Just the way Jumia is a Nigerian company with European founders and headquarters in Berlin, Germany🤪
9/30/21, 13:47 - +234 802 474 1100: I was waiting for you to make this point.

So non Nigerians see the pathways for investment in Nigeria. And Nigeria is fertile ground etc
9/30/21, 13:49 - +234 802 474 1100: Kind of a nail on the coffin of « Run away from Nigeria the country is going to shit » 

Don’t you think 🤔 @2348030750650
9/30/21, 13:50 - +234 803 075 0650: I don't even have your time. I'll just leave you with one poser: why are all those companies claiming to be Nigerian not bold enough to site their headquarters in Nigeria?
9/30/21, 13:50 - +234 803 075 0650: I'm out
9/30/21, 13:50 - Dee: Anyone that did a VC investment on Andela some years back, please submit your account details for auditing
9/30/21, 13:51 - +234 802 474 1100: 😂
I wish I got in
9/30/21, 13:51 - +234 802 474 1100: I no even get enough that time for wedding 😃
9/30/21, 13:51 - Dee: As in!
9/30/21, 13:51 - +234 802 474 1100: I could answer by mentioning all the companies that have their headquarters in Nigeria 

But that would just be a rabbit hole
9/30/21, 13:54 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: If only you would put all this energy into useful topics like “how to make my BETTER half happy today”
9/30/21, 13:54 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
9/30/21, 13:55 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 13:56 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 13:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Like do they forbid that when u feel the urge to throw stone at Chris you phone me instead and ask whether I’ve eaten Or whether there is light in the house?
9/30/21, 13:57 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Just take some time off any debate about Nigeria
9/30/21, 13:57 - +234 802 474 1100: If I take a break here, Omos sister will engage me in the evening 😃
9/30/21, 13:57 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Mtsew Abeg keep ya crocodile tears
9/30/21, 13:58 - +234 802 474 1100: And she and Chris —- She even do pass Chris..

Left to her even Agberos should leave Nigeria
9/30/21, 13:58 - +234 802 474 1100: We should just empty the country 😂
9/30/21, 13:59 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Yes ooo, let them know that morning and night you are arguing about Nigeria
9/30/21, 14:08 - Bootylicious Honeypie: With this love you have for Nigeria...Nigeria must not disappoint you o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/30/21, 14:10 - Dee: Let's add her to this group. I want to check something.
9/30/21, 14:10 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/30/21, 14:17 - Kenneth Maths. US.: As in
9/30/21, 14:18 - Kenneth Maths. US.: I wonder why he did not find a company in nigeria to stay put or why his family is with him now outside the country
9/30/21, 14:20 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Its cos of work...😁😁😁
9/30/21, 14:21 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Please don’t throway baby with bath water o, Abeg make him go back we go help am dey warm the house here
9/30/21, 14:21 - Kenneth Maths. US.: The work that is benefitting another country's economy and not his beloved country Nigeria
9/30/21, 14:21 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 15:25 - +234 802 474 1100: @2348127379568 knows na. I have told her that hopefully the next assignment is back in Nigeria
9/30/21, 15:25 - +234 802 474 1100: Las las Kenya
9/30/21, 15:26 - Bootylicious Honeypie: @2348127379568 what do you have to say about this?
9/30/21, 15:31 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: He know now, na only him dey go
9/30/21, 15:37 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Hehehehehe. @2348024741100 is in love...in love with Nigeria.
9/30/21, 15:37 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Na so I come see my plight o, that’s why I Dey find another abroad husband since
9/30/21, 15:40 - Bootylicious Honeypie: Pele
9/30/21, 15:41 - +234 802 474 1100: Where else can I drive one way and tip only 1k 🤣🤣😂😂
9/30/21, 15:46 - Bootylicious Honeypie: SMH
9/30/21, 15:46 - Benedict: Abeg, i hope this is a joke o. 😂
9/30/21, 15:50 - Dee: Mehn, There is a particular language in Nigeria.  Once u master it, u will never get stuck  anywer.
9/30/21, 15:51 - Bootylicious Honeypie: I just knew you would say something about it🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️.
9/30/21, 15:52 - Dee: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 15:53 - Bootylicious Honeypie: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 16:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9/30/21, 16:01 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: This cat be like Korean cat
9/30/21, 17:22 - +234 802 474 1100: Walahi
9/30/21, 23:06 - +234 803 075 0650: <Media omitted>
9/30/21, 23:08 - +234 803 075 0650: Sorry guys this is a month old. It is now N580 to a dollar. Even @14692437489  wants to collect that same amount to give me 1 dollar😏😏😏😏
9/30/21, 23:17 - +234 802 474 1100: https://www.sapling.com/7436779/causes-currency-depreciation

Quick assignment
9/30/21, 23:31 - +234 803 075 0650: Oga do your assignment yourself o. I no get that kind time again😏
9/30/21, 23:36 - +234 803 075 0650: I've assignments here to last me one year
10/1/21, 05:37 - +234 802 474 1100: <Media omitted>
10/1/21, 10:38 - +234 803 072 5702: Good morning people. "In view of the sad loss of Fr Owoeye this morning, the NFCS UI Alumni Reunion is hereby postponed indefinitely"...
10/1/21, 10:39 - Kenneth Maths. US.: What😳
10/1/21, 10:45 - +234 803 072 5702: ...still trying to recover from the shock...
10/1/21, 10:46 - Omoluwa Ajala. ng: Patrick told me he was sick o, and that we should pray for him, it’s sad that it went this way. May he Rest In Peace.
10/1/21, 11:06 - +234 802 474 1100: Really sad news! May his soul Rest In Peace
10/1/21, 12:20 - +234 802 971 7134: Wow. May his soul Rest In Peace
10/1/21, 12:24 - Bootylicious Honeypie: May his soul resi in peace...
10/1/21, 14:03 - +234 803 075 0650: Can this year just end. I'm tired😭
10/1/21, 16:05 - +234 803 075 0650: O boy, person no even fit watch the funeral on zoom again?
10/1/21, 18:13 - Maryann Onuegbu (NFCS): May he rest in peace, Amen. E shock me oh. Lord have mercy