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⚙️ Robot Release Notes 🤖

Welcome to the Robot Assembly & Updates Center! Below are the latest blueprints and firmware upgrades for your mechanical companions. Get ready to level up your bots and unleash their full potential! 🚀

Version 2.0.0 – TitanBot Upgrade

🛠️ Highlights

  • Rocket-Powered Movement

    • Your robot can now sprint at 60 km/h using its new RocketFeet™. Warning: Not responsible for scorched carpets.
    • Installation Guide

  • AI Emotion Module

    • Robots can now simulate emotions! They might smile awkwardly or even throw shade when ignored.
    • Comes pre-installed with sarcasm and "puppy eyes" modes.

💡 New Features

  • Self-Healing Armor

    • Added nano-coating for minor scratch repairs. Robots can now auto-fix battle scars from pesky rival bots.

  • Hover Mode

    • Short-range hovering enabled. Great for evading puddles or flexing on land-bound creatures.
    • Toggle with the "Hover On" voice command.

  • Universal Charger

    • One cable to charge them all. No more digging through robot-specific cables at 2 a.m.

🔄 Changes

  • Laser Eyes Intensity Control

    • Dial down the drama with adjustable laser power. Now with "Mood Lighting" mode for dates or interrogations.

  • Personality Overhaul

    • Standard sarcasm level reduced from 110% to a manageable 80%.
    • Compliments are now more genuine (or at least convincing).

Version 1.9.0 – SentinelBot Patch

🚨 Security Upgrades

  • Hack-Proof Firewalls

    • Added quantum encryption for all communication channels. Good luck, hackers!

  • Night Vision Enhancement

    • Improved low-light performance for patrolling the fridge at midnight.

⚙️ Improvements

  • Power Efficiency

    • Battery life extended by 25% through smarter energy routing. Run longer, charge less.

  • Voice Recognition 2.0

    • Better understanding of regional accents, robot can finally decipher "y’all" and "eh?".

Version 1.8.0 – BuilderBot Updates

🛠️ Additions

  • Modular Tool System

    • Snap-on tools for tasks like welding, cooking, and… flossing? 🤷‍♂️

  • Paint Job Customization

    • Over 256 million color combinations. Because even robots deserve to feel pretty.

Known Bugs 🐛

  • Hover Mode occasionally triggers "dance-off" mode. Fix in progress.
  • Over-enthusiastic compliments from AI Emotion Module may cause awkward situations in meetings.

🚀 Upcoming Features in 2.1.0

  • Space exploration module: For bots dreaming of stardust.
  • Built-in snack dispenser: For better bot-human relations.

Stay tuned for more robot innovations! 🦾