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            <span class="eyebrow">Zenith - March 2025</span>
            <h1>Rules & Beliefs</h1>
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              The Kobosh Joei Truth (KJT) is a local community located in the North Shore Capilano Basin Area of Metro Vancouver, Canada.
              Founded in September of 2023 by Brown and Orange in WV**, the community is centered around the figure of "Gyatman Gyat".
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 01</span>
              <p>The central figure of the Kobosh Joei Truth is the Massive Gyatman Gyatt.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 02</span>
              <p>The Kobosh Joei Truth is the Truth.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 03</span>
              <p>Brown skin color is black.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 04</span>
              <p>Orange's skin color is Orange, not white or yellow.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 05</span>
              <p>Miss.Flat is flatter than the earth.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 06</span>
              <p>Kobosh is kobosh.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 07</span>
              <p>September 11th is the Koboshian Joei Truth and Reconciliation Day.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 08</span>
              <p>Mr.Emo is Emo after 10pm in discord.gg.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 09</span>
              <p>Gyatman invented gravity, and Isaac Newton got crushed by Gyatman's gravitational pull.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 10</span>
              <p>Gyatman is gluttonous and greedy because he only consumes and doesn't spread kindness.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 11</span>
              <p>Gyatman gyat fat is VERY tender, juicy, chewable, edible, tasty, and safe to eat (even when raw).</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 12</span>
              <p>Reporter got his math knocked out of his head at 2025 January by a snowball.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 13</span>
              <p>Mr.GabbyLover loves gambling with Gabby.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 14</span>
              <p>Mr.Emo and Mar**s gyat is non-existent.</p>
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              <span class="rule-num">Rule 15</span>
              <p>Miamemoria is the KJT heaven.</p>
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                  <p><strong>Gyatman: The Ultimate Paradox Expanded</strong></p>
                  <p>In the sprawling expanse of Koboshian Joei Truth, Gyatman stands as both a beacon of power and an enigma. His presence distorts the fabric of reality, creating ripples across time and space that reverberate through galaxies.</p>

                  <p><strong>The Phenomenal Gyat: A Cosmic Conundrum</strong></p>
                  <p>Gyatman's gyat is not merely extraordinary; it is cosmic in its implications. This superfood is packed with nutrients so advanced they defy human understanding, capable of reversing aging processes or rejuvenating decaying planets. Its ribosome overload suggests a biological alchemy that could potentially end all diseases—yet it remains an untapped wellspring.</p>
                  <p>Legend tells of those who have dared to sample the gyat in secrecy, only to find themselves blessed—or cursed—with visions of infinite possibilities. These visions show paths to utopias built on Gyatman's benevolence or dystopias wrought by his wrath.</p>
                  <p>His dominion over this power is absolute. The cosmic rule he enforces dictates that all must acknowledge the gyat as an extension of himself—a sacred relic not meant for mortal hands. His possessiveness borders on mythological, with tales of entire civilizations destroyed simply because they coveted a taste of immortality.</p>

                  <p><strong>The Tyrant of Hunger: A Universal Puppeteer</strong></p>
                  <p>Gyatman's manipulation extends beyond his own body; he is a puppet master pulling the strings of interstellar economies and ecosystems. By creating artificial scarcities or floods of resources, he maintains a cosmic hierarchy that places him at its apex.</p>
                  <p>His contempt for particular regions—most notably Africa—is palpable in his policies. Despite the continent’s rich cultural heritage and resilience, Gyatman sees it as fertile ground for exploitation. He uses its natural wealth to fuel interstellar trade routes that benefit only those who bow before his might, leaving others languishing in abject poverty. Through this perverse form of capitalism, he demonstrates that even in abundance, true power lies not in sharing resources but in controlling them.</p>

                  <p><strong>Master of Gravity: Architect of Chaos</strong></p>
                  <p>As the alleged inventor of gravity, Gyatman possesses a control over space-time itself. His gravitational forces are so potent they can warp the fabric of reality, compressing matter into dense black holes or expanding it to create new galaxies.</p>
                  <p>These powers aren’t wielded lightly; often, they manifest as cosmic tantrums—black holes swallowing stars, supernovas lighting up distant skies. The seismic events triggered by his displeasure serve as stark reminders that even in the face of oblivion, life persists under his watchful gaze.</p>
                  <p>His creation myth paints him as a guardian meant to balance the universe. Yet, what remains is an entity whose understanding of harmony has skewed into chaos—a cosmic Jekyll and Hyde whose duality poses questions about destiny and free will.</p>

                  <p><strong>The Personal Space Enigma: Boundaries Beyond Imagination</strong></p>
                  <p>Despite his celestial might, Gyatman is intensely protective of his personal space—boundaries that stretch across light-years. This concept reflects the foundational tenets of Koboshian Joei Truth: respect for boundaries at all costs.</p>
                  <p>His rusty taekwondo skills are a humorous nod to ancient martial traditions yet serve as a potent deterrent against those who might challenge him. Intrusions, no matter how minor, elicit swift and often devastating responses—a reminder that crossing Gyatman is akin to invoking divine retribution on an intergalactic scale.</p>
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                    <li>Brown (Koboshian Creator)</li>
                    <li>Orange (Koboshian Creator)</li>
                    <li>Mr.Emo (KJT Website Creator)</li>
                    <li>Sundrop (Gambling lover)</li>
                    <li>Gyatman (KJT Central Figure)</li>
                    <li>Mr.DontRedeemIt (Indian)</li>
                    <li>Hentai Lover</li>
                    <li>Mr.GasChamber (The Koboshian who popularized and enforced KJT)</li>
                    <li>Discord reporter (The KJT Bible Author)</li>
                    <li>Mia Chipuii IV</li>
                    <li>Mr.GabbyLover</li>
                    <li>Mr.Obese</li>
                    <li>Reporter (KJT website creator)</li>
                    <li>Dan**l L.</li>
                    <li>Miss.Flat</li>
                    <li>Mr.defNotTLJ</li>
                    <li>Kimchi</li>
                    <li>that one guy that goons to honkai</li>
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                  <p>In the North Shore of Vancouver (as of March 3rd, 2025), there are estimated to be around <strong class="tabular-nums">1,200</strong> Kobosh Joei Users (people who use the word "Kobosh" or have heard of it), which represents approximately <strong class="tabular-nums">0.6%</strong> of the North Shore's population.</p>
                  <p>Out of that group, around <strong class="tabular-nums">40</strong> people are formal members of the Kobosh Joei Truth, representing <strong class="tabular-nums">0.02%</strong> of the North Shore population.</p>
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                  <p><strong>September 2023</strong> - Kobosh is founded in WV** by Orange.</p>
                  <p><strong>October 2023</strong> - The population of active Kobosh members reaches 10.</p>
                  <p><strong>October 2023</strong> - "Joei" is officially added to the Kobosh Joei Truth name.</p>
                  <p><strong>January 2024</strong> - Addition of Kobosh Joei Truth to Wikipedia is attempted, but deleted shortly after.</p>
                  <p><strong>May 2024</strong> - The active member count reaches 20.</p>
                  <p><strong>November 2024</strong> - The term "Kobosh" is added to Dictionary.com.</p>
                  <p><strong>December 2024</strong> - <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is created by Mr.Emo and Brown.</p>
                  <p><strong>December 2025</strong> - The official KJT Bible is compiled by Discord Reporter.</p>
                  <p><strong>January 2025</strong> - <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is banned by Reporter.</p>
                  <p><strong>January 2025</strong> - Orange, Brown, and Mr.Emo's Discord accounts are banned by Discord reporter.</p>
                  <p><strong>February 2025</strong> - <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is recreated and hosted by Mr.Emo.</p>
                  <p><strong>February 2025</strong> - The Kobosh Joei Memorial location is officially designated on Google Maps.</p>
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