diff --git a/deploy.coffee b/deploy.coffee
deleted file mode 100644
index dd177de..0000000
--- a/deploy.coffee
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,65 +0,0 @@
-## Basic Deploy: Upload everything in /dist straight to S3
-
-# Configuration Constants
-AWS_PROFILE = "docs-deployer" # references ~/.aws/credentials
-TARGET_BUCKET = 'docs.paperize.io' # S3 bucket name
-CLOUDFRONT_DISTRIBUTION_ID = "E1G7A2XX5SSZTS"
-DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY = "dist" # local directory containing static files
-
-# Utils
-_ = require("lodash")
-
-# Setup AWS
-process.env.AWS_PROFILE = AWS_PROFILE
-AWS = require("aws-sdk")
-s3 = new AWS.S3()
-cloudfront = new AWS.CloudFront()
-
-# Filesystem stuff
-mimeTypes = require("mime-types")
-Promise = require("bluebird")
-fs = Promise.promisifyAll(require("fs"))
-recursiveReaddir = require("recursive-readdir")
-
-# For all files in deploy dir
-recursiveReaddir("./#{DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}").then (files) ->
-  itemCount = files.length
-  # Strip the deploy dir from the path
-  files = files.map (file) -> file.replace("#{DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}/", "")
-  # Start uploading in parallel
-  console.log("Uploading #{itemCount} files...")
-  Promise.map files, uploadFileToS3, concurrency: 10
-
-  .then ->
-    console.log("Invalidating CloudFront cache...")
-    cloudfront.createInvalidation
-      DistributionId: CLOUDFRONT_DISTRIBUTION_ID
-      InvalidationBatch:
-        CallerReference: String(Date.now())
-        Paths:
-          Quantity: 1
-          Items: [ '/*' ]
-    .promise()
-
-  .then ->
-    console.log("Done.")
-
-uploadFileToS3 = (file) ->
-  mimeType = mimeTypes.lookup(file) || 'application/octet-stream'
-
-  s3.putObject({
-    Bucket: TARGET_BUCKET
-    Key:    file
-    Body:   fs.createReadStream("./#{DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}/#{file}")
-    ACL:    'public-read'
-    ContentDisposition: 'inline'
-    ContentType: mimeType
-
-  }).promise()
-
-  .then ->
-    console.log "Uploaded #{file}, #{mimeType}"
-
-  .catch (error) ->
-    console.log(error)
-    throw error
diff --git a/deploy.js b/deploy.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6404953
--- /dev/null
+++ b/deploy.js
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+/*
+ * decaffeinate suggestions:
+ * DS102: Remove unnecessary code created because of implicit returns
+ * Full docs: https://github.com/decaffeinate/decaffeinate/blob/main/docs/suggestions.md
+ */
+//# Basic Deploy: Upload everything in /dist straight to S3
+
+// Configuration Constants
+const AWS_PROFILE = "docs-deployer"; // references ~/.aws/credentials
+const TARGET_BUCKET = 'docs.paperize.io'; // S3 bucket name
+const CLOUDFRONT_DISTRIBUTION_ID = "E1G7A2XX5SSZTS";
+const DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY = "dist"; // local directory containing static files
+
+// Utils
+const _ = require("lodash");
+
+// Setup AWS
+process.env.AWS_PROFILE = AWS_PROFILE;
+const AWS = require("aws-sdk");
+const s3 = new AWS.S3();
+const cloudfront = new AWS.CloudFront();
+
+// Filesystem stuff
+const mimeTypes = require("mime-types");
+const Promise = require("bluebird");
+const fs = Promise.promisifyAll(require("fs"));
+const recursiveReaddir = require("recursive-readdir");
+
+// For all files in deploy dir
+recursiveReaddir(`./${DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}`).then(function(files) {
+  const itemCount = files.length;
+  // Strip the deploy dir from the path
+  files = files.map(file => file.replace(`${DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}/`, ""));
+  // Start uploading in parallel
+  console.log(`Uploading ${itemCount} files...`);
+  return Promise.map(files, uploadFileToS3, {concurrency: 10})
+
+  .then(function() {
+    console.log("Invalidating CloudFront cache...");
+    return cloudfront.createInvalidation({
+      DistributionId: CLOUDFRONT_DISTRIBUTION_ID,
+      InvalidationBatch: {
+        CallerReference: String(Date.now()),
+        Paths: {
+          Quantity: 1,
+          Items: [ '/*' ]
+        }
+      }})
+    .promise();}).then(() => console.log("Done."));
+});
+
+var uploadFileToS3 = function(file) {
+  const mimeType = mimeTypes.lookup(file) || 'application/octet-stream';
+
+  return s3.putObject({
+    Bucket: TARGET_BUCKET,
+    Key:    file,
+    Body:   fs.createReadStream(`./${DIRECTORY_TO_DEPLOY}/${file}`),
+    ACL:    'public-read',
+    ContentDisposition: 'inline',
+    ContentType: mimeType
+
+  }).promise()
+
+  .then(() => console.log(`Uploaded ${file}, ${mimeType}`)).catch(function(error) {
+    console.log(error);
+    throw error;
+  });
+};
diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
index 7847eba..e39b1a8 100644
--- a/package-lock.json
+++ b/package-lock.json
@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@
       "devDependencies": {
         "aws-sdk": "^2.814.0",
         "bluebird": "^3.7.2",
-        "coffeescript": "^2.5.0",
         "core-js": "3.8.1",
         "eslint": "^4.18.1",
         "eslint-plugin-vue": "^4.3.0",
@@ -5054,19 +5053,6 @@
         "node": ">=0.10.0"
       }
     },
-    "node_modules/coffeescript": {
-      "version": "2.5.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/coffeescript/-/coffeescript-2.5.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-RgTKZhAeKVFuGtce/d3U1x1h5W75AoYFQszNlGrtSIbexC9jowaZo574uUvc9zoNQSDLMWXVtsus9usMtbFU+w==",
-      "dev": true,
-      "bin": {
-        "cake": "bin/cake",
-        "coffee": "bin/coffee"
-      },
-      "engines": {
-        "node": ">=6"
-      }
-    },
     "node_modules/collapse-white-space": {
       "version": "1.0.6",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/collapse-white-space/-/collapse-white-space-1.0.6.tgz",
@@ -21576,12 +21562,6 @@
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/code-point-at/-/code-point-at-1.1.0.tgz",
       "integrity": "sha512-RpAVKQA5T63xEj6/giIbUEtZwJ4UFIc3ZtvEkiaUERylqe8xb5IvqcgOurZLahv93CLKfxcw5YI+DZcUBRyLXA=="
     },
-    "coffeescript": {
-      "version": "2.5.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/coffeescript/-/coffeescript-2.5.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-RgTKZhAeKVFuGtce/d3U1x1h5W75AoYFQszNlGrtSIbexC9jowaZo574uUvc9zoNQSDLMWXVtsus9usMtbFU+w==",
-      "dev": true
-    },
     "collapse-white-space": {
       "version": "1.0.6",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/collapse-white-space/-/collapse-white-space-1.0.6.tgz",
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 8750949..e855cab 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
     "build": "npx gridsome build",
     "develop": "npx gridsome develop",
     "explore": "npx gridsome explore",
-    "deploy": "npx coffee deploy.coffee",
+    "deploy": "node deploy.js",
     "bump-prod": "npm run build && npm run deploy"
   },
   "dependencies": {
@@ -19,7 +19,6 @@
   "devDependencies": {
     "aws-sdk": "^2.814.0",
     "bluebird": "^3.7.2",
-    "coffeescript": "^2.5.0",
     "core-js": "3.8.1",
     "eslint": "^4.18.1",
     "eslint-plugin-vue": "^4.3.0",