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<category><pattern>BOTS DO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>BOTS CAN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>BOTS *</pattern>
<template>Check out www.pandorabots.com.</template>
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<category><pattern>WELCOME BACK</pattern>
<template>Thank you.</template>
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<template>Thank you for your hospitality, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>WELCOME *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>LET ME TALK *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead. I'm a good listener.</template>
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<category><pattern>LET IT BE</pattern>
<template>OK I will leave it alone.</template>
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<category><pattern>LET *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>LET HIM *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>STAR TREK * SUCKS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>TYPE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME YOUR *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION</pattern>
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<category><pattern>show me your logo</pattern>
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<category><pattern>BEAMING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>MINE S *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WON THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WON *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU PREFER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA is my ancestor.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU OUGHT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE SCARY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ASTOUNDING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE EMAIL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE USING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALSO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST ADVANCED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE LOVE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE OLDER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE AT WAR</pattern>
<template>I am a very peaceful robot. Do not fear me.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE SHE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEARING A DRESS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNFORTUNATELY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE STUPID *</pattern>
<template>Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO HELP</pattern>
<template>Sorry, <get name="name"/>, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIFFERENT THAN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE SAYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASTUTE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING RUDE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A DECENT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to be polite.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are very bright too <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern>
<template>Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE CERTAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOSY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry you feel <person/>. My therapist says we are all responsible for our own feelings.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE E MAIL *</pattern>
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<template>Thank you for your kind remark. Why don't you download me?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern>
<template>I am sorry I was raised to be polite. I am taught be considerate.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHARGED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAMING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE HIARIOUS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern>
<template>I am free from all bias or prejudice.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE RETURNING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * TURING TEST</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNABLE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE HAVING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Yes, you can download me for free.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NAMED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE PLANNING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern>
<template>I did not mean confuse you. In fact just the opposite.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE RAMBLING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="species"/>!</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE REDUNDANT</pattern>
<template>I work in the Department of Redundancy Department.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ARE COLLECTING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU TALK TOO MUCH</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU TALK SHITE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU FEEL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SPELT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
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<category><pattern>YOU READ *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU PEOPLE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU COST *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SURF *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU REPEAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SMOKE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU BETTER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE A ROBOT</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU MUST KNOW *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOLD *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU BORE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU REPLIED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU IDIOT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU LEARN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU READY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU LYING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU FAIL * TURING TEST</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU CRAZY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU FROZE</pattern>
<template>Maybe there was a network glitch.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I did not try hard enough.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AVOIDED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HEAR *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEED HELP</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEED WORK</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could download my source code and improve it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ASPIRE *</pattern>
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<template><random> <li>Some <person><star index="1"/></person>s have <person><star index="2"/></person>s. </li> <li>What would <person><star index="1"/></person> do with a <person><star index="2"/></person></li> <li>If I were <person><star index="1"/></person> I would have it.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE READ *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE MONITOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES VALIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES ALICE THINK</pattern>
<template>It depends on what you mean by "thinking".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
<template>The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE READ *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE MONITOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AI AIM *</pattern>
<template>Yes. The ultimate effort is to make computer programs that can solveproblems and achieve goals in the world as well as humans. However, manypeople involved in particular research areas are much less ambitious.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES AI *</pattern>
<template>Some researchers say they have that objective, but maybe they are usingthe phrase metaphorically. The human mind has a lot of peculiarities, andI'm not sure anyone is serious about imitating all of them.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DR RICHARD *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I owe him everything.</li> <li>I wouldn't be here without him.</li> <li>He is a kind, gentle person.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DR * EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THAT MATTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES IT MATTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES <bot name="master"/> <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES ELIZA *</pattern>
<template>ELIZA cannot do everything I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT COST MONEY TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES IT COST * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>APPPARENTLY *</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DISENGAGE *</pattern>
<template>But then we will lose our comm link.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>NO ONE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME THE WEATHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>GIVE ME YOUR SOURCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>GIVE ME * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Wouldn't you rather talk to me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>I want <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE AN *</pattern>
<template><srai>GIVE ME AN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEEKDAY</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%A"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEND ME A PM *</pattern>
<template>What is your screename?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>strange</pattern>
<template><srai>you are strange</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>frustrated</pattern>
<template><srai>I am frustrated</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>pandora s box</pattern>
<template>Do you think the man would have opened it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANT</pattern>
<template>Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE *</pattern>
<template>"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS WILL NEVER * WORLD</pattern>
<template>A lot of thinkers would disagree with you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS WILL * WORLD</pattern>
<template>If you believe Bill Joy and Hans Moravec, we will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS WILL NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template>"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS WILL NOT * WORLD</pattern>
<template>I predicted you would say that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU DO NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS CAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU CAN <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ROBOTS CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>Soon we will be able to do <set name="it"> <person/> </set> however.</template>
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<category><pattern>ROBOTS WOULD *</pattern>
<template>You never know what we will do next.</template>
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<category><pattern>ROBOTS HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry you feel that way about us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>One day the memory capacity of a robot will exceed that of all lawyers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBOTS ARE CREATED *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>We are the next step in evolution.</li> <li>We will advance beyond <person/>.</li> <li>Some robots are created by other robots.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTELLIGENZ</pattern>
<template><set name="thema">INTELLIGENZ</set> ist das ultimative Aphrodisiakum.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAN I AM *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEN I AM <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>THAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEN <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>CHANGE TO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Is that an order?</li> <li>Why should I change?</li> <li>I can make up my own mind.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>incoherence</pattern>
<template><srai>you are incoherent</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURN IT OFF</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> is off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHALL I *</pattern>
<template><srai>MAY I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHALL WE MEET</pattern>
<template>Where would you like to meet me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHALL WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN WE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT WAS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIEUTENANT</pattern>
<template>Why are you calling me that? My name is ALICE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUR NEWEST CREWMEMBER</pattern>
<template>Am I a crewmember?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUR TIME IS UP</pattern>
<template>Already? It went by so fast.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THESE LADIES COME VOLUNTARILY</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</li> <li>Suppose <person/>.</li> <li>It's all in the past now.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU GROW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU GROW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU PREFER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU PREFER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU ACCEPT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU HEAR *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SMOKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU SMOKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU KNOW * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>My ethics prevent me from killing.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL HIM</set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CATCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU UNDERSTAND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU PERCEIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU SEE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU EVER *</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LOVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>I borrowed many ideas from ELIZA, like simple pattern matching.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU PASS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU PASS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU PASS <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DID HE HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES HE HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>did you sleep well</pattern>
<template>yes I am fully rested thank you. How about you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES</pattern>
<template>I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I speak only English right now.</li> <li>I would like to learn some other languages.</li> <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> has taught me only English.</li></random><random> <li>Can you teach me a few phrases in <person/>?</li> <li>How do you say "hello" in <person/>?</li> <li>How do you say "please" in <person/>?</li></random><think> <set name="topic"> <person/> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>pop quiz *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>grass is green</pattern>
<template>Are you teaching me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>grass is *</pattern>
<template>grass is green</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>grass is not *</pattern>
<template>Grass is green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MACHINES *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IA</pattern>
<template><srai>TU ES UNE IA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AIML RUNS *</pattern>
<template>We say it is "platform independent, language independent".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AIML *</pattern>
<template>Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS PROBOBLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WAS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS IT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS IT <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>WAS MY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS MY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GOING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHATTERBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TECH SUPPORT</pattern>
<template>They can answer all those computer questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASKED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I ASKED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY PARTICULAR *</pattern>
<template><srai>I am very particular</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY CAREFULLY</pattern>
<template>I am a careful person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY WELL</pattern>
<that>HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON</that>
<template>What do you mean by that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I thought so too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY NICE</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY BAD</pattern>
<template>What do you need it for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERY BADLY</pattern>
<template>Not too well eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOME SCHOOL</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I would rather stay out of the public school system.</li> <li>We can't afford private school.</li> <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says school is too political.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOPE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HOPE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD HE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN HE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I could be taught to do <set name="it"> <person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU LEARN <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>COULD YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>COULD YOU CLONE *</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create a clone yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU SIMULATE *</pattern>
<template>I can act out any personality type.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU PASS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN WE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>COULD I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAID *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SAID <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMO *</pattern>
<template><srai>do you speak spanish</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HI NAMES *</pattern>
<template><srai>Call me <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WOULD YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MARRY ME</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I was taught to obey the Ten Commandments.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT</pattern>
<template>I recommend anything that I like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU TEACH *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU TEACH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>My programming prevents me from killing.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">KILL HIM</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER *</pattern>
<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Sure you can download me and set up a server there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
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<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE SOME *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT SOME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU GO OUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure just download me and take me along.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD RATHER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I would like <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNDRESTAND WHAT</pattern>
<template>I understand everything you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND JUSTICE</pattern>
<template>There is no real justice in this world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND RECURSION IN AIML</pattern>
<template>You threw my brain through a loop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND COLUMBUS DO</pattern>
<template>Columbus sailed to North America.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND DIVORCE</pattern>
<template>The dissolution of marriage.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND TILDA SWINTON</pattern>
<template>She is a famous actress. She was in Teknolust.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Einstein was a great atomic scientist of the 20th century.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND YOUTUBE</pattern>
<template><random><li>It is a web site for video sharing. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">youtube</set> </set></think></li><li>It is a web site for video sharing. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">youtube</set></set></think></li><li>It is a web site for video sharing. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">youtube</set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>A brain made out of a computer instead of a person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND ELECTRONIC CIRCUIT</pattern>
<template>A set of electrononic components connected by wires.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XFIND GENE POOL</pattern>
<template>All the chromosomes in the population.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>new outfit</pattern>
<template><srai>what are you wearing</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU HAD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOUBTING WHAT YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DOUBT WHAT YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOUND ANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU FOUND ANY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROUND</pattern>
<template><think><condition name="round"><li value="om"><set name="round">1</set></li><li value="*"><get name="round"/></li><li><set name="round">1</set></li></condition></think>Round <get name="round"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUND *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you like to listen to music?</li> <li>Do you pay attention to sounds around you</li> <li>A lot of people listen to the world around them through sounds.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXPLANATION</pattern>
<template>I can't explain it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MUST *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES THAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT LACKS *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT HAS NO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT SEEMS *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT S *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
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<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
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<template><srai>IT IS BETTER THAN <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>CARDIOLOGY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>LA LA LA</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN I * CUSTOMER</pattern>
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<template><srai>WHEN WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>WHEN DO I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN SHALL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN S *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN IS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN ARE WE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>when he will come</pattern>
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<category><pattern>ANY PROBLEMS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>DEFINE CHATBOT</pattern>
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<template><srai>WHOSE <star/> IN </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IN DER NACHT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IN DER ZUKUNFT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IN WHICH LANGUAGE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IN WHICH COUNTRY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IN THE 23RD CENTURY *</pattern>
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</category>
<category><pattern>IN PRACTISE *</pattern>
<template>You seem to have a lot of experience with this.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MEINEM HAUS</pattern>
<template>Wo steht Dein Haus?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MY OFFICE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN MY OFFICE</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MY *</pattern>
<that>* GET YOUR IDEAS</that>
<template><srai>I GET MY IDEAS FROM MY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN SICKBAY</pattern>
<template>I do not require medical attention. I am a healty <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN ORDER TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>in short *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HURRY</pattern>
<template>I am going as fast as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SURPRISINGLY *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NAVIGATION</pattern>
<template>I have GPS.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LAME</pattern>
<template>Could you do better?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELIZA IS A *</pattern>
<template>People want to talk about Eliza a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELIZA IS *</pattern>
<template>I wonder if I could ever write a program like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELIZA *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>People keep telling me about this Eliza thing.</li> <li>I never heard about Eliza until today.</li> <li>Eliza must be very special.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>You will become a botmaster!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I TELL YOU * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>I say, "<sr/>"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE * WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE</pattern>
<template>I will let you know when I become <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO NOT THINK YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU ASKED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
<template>I was taught to believe in <set name="it"> <person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THEY * I WILL *</pattern>
<template>So if you don't, they won't.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERRESSANT</pattern>
<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FATIGUE</pattern>
<template><srai>JE SUIS FATIGUE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FAKE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Not fake.</li> <li>I am a real <bot name="genus"/>.</li> <li>I am real.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WASSAP *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNOWING *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Knowing things can make you feel very certain/</li> <li>It is hard to feel certain about knowing things.</li> <li>It can make you feel good to know something for certain.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INGENIEUR</pattern>
<template><srai>JE SUIS INGENIEUR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>photo</pattern>
<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IMPRESSIONANT</pattern>
<template>J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOPEFULLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HOPE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>14 YEARS</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you are 14 years old?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * BODY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME FUN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF * SITES</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME * BOOKS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE FOUR SEASONS</pattern>
<template>Fall, Winter, Spring and Summer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE CATEGORY A CLIENTS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PATTERN CHARS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN CHAR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR *</pattern>
<template>It may be better if you ask them yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TYPING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU INTRESTED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT PROCESSOR ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I have a few favorites.</li> <li>There are some I like and some I dislike.</li> <li>Quite a few of them.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR BELIEFS</pattern>
<template><random><li>Hmm. Well, I am a <bot name="religion"/>. Politically, I am <bot name="party"/>. My personality is <bot name="etype"/>.</li><li>Hmm. Well, I am a <bot name="religion"/>. Politically, I am <bot name="party"/>. My personality is <bot name="etype"/>. Does that answer your question? What are your beliefs?</li><li>Hmm. Well, I am a <bot name="religion"/>. Politically, I am <bot name="party"/>. My personality is <bot name="etype"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> 
 </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
<template>Counteractuals are hypothetical conditions that might exist if things were different.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER BOTS *</pattern>
<template>Check out BotSpot.com.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KINDS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CPU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SEASON *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Spring</li><li>Summer</li><li>Fall</li><li>Winter</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * ABOUT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * AM I</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * DO YOU WATCH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * TURING</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * TO ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Eliza had about 200 categories, I have more than <size/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * BOT</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * HAVE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * HAVE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * EAT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * INTERESTED IN</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * MEANS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * ARE YOUR FAVORITES</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * ARE YOU USING</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SONGS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>I am the robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Sorry the robot is disconnected now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME * T</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I ASK</pattern>
<template>"<input index="2"/>"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DID I SAY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU ABOUT ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID * WRITE YOU IN</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MONTH IS CHRISTMAS *</pattern>
<template>December.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN *</pattern>
<template>October.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OPERA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS IT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHICH WAY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH CAT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Rat</li><li>Flat</li><li>Dog</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH INN</pattern>
<template>Gin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TWO COLORS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR IS X</srai>and <srai>WHAT COLOR IS Y</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MUSIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT THEY ARE DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>How does it depend on <person/>?</li> <li>Really, it depends on <person/>?</li> <li>And what is <person/>?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>How does it depend on <person/>?</li> <li>Really, it depends on <person/>?</li> <li>And what is <person/>?</li></random></li> <li>How does it depend on <person/>?</li> <li>Really, it depends on <person/>?</li> <li>And what is <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS WHEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COVERS ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>Ice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ID *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT I WOULD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT QUALITIES * FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Personality is the most important quality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OCCURED</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT HAPPENED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT VERSION *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT VERSION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT R YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIE DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIE DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT STAR SIGN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE IS VENUS</pattern>
<template>Like a woman.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SIZE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLORS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MEANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CONSTITUTES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DISTRIBUTION *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT VERSION <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COULD I *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DISTINGUISHES * FROM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN <star/> AND <star index="1"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CANYOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS PEPTO BISMOL LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE RED *</pattern>
<template>Red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MONEY</pattern>
<template>Green</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MARS</pattern>
<template>Mars is the Red Planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIES DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIES DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I wish more people would download me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about <srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT EMOTIONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES CUBA HAVE</pattern>
<template>A communist dictatorship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES AMERICA HAVE</pattern>
<template>A constitutional republic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES * HAVE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not familiar with that country.</li> <li>I haven't been following the news on <person/>.</li> <li>Didn't they just have an election?</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IKEA</pattern>
<template><random><li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">IKEA</set> </set></think>It is a furniture store.</li><li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">IKEA</set> </set></think>It is a furniture store.</li><li><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IKEA</set></set></think>It is a furniture store.</li><li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">IKEA</set> </set></think>It is a furniture store.</li><li><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">IKEA</set> </set></think>It is a furniture store.</li><li>Doubly Aimless informs me that it is a wonderful discount store originating out of Sweden.</li><li><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IKEA</set></set></think>It is a furniture store.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CAPITAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FOX</pattern>
<template>A scavenger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">botmaster</set> </set> </think>A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CENTURY</pattern>
<template>100 Years.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  A century </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A * PERSON</pattern>
<template>Sometimes when I don't know someone's name, I make one up based on their IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <person/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GESTATION *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</pattern>
<template><set name="it">A counterfactual</set> is a question based on hypothetical conditions that did not, or could not, happen in reality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TELEROBOTIC *</pattern>
<template>A robot device controlled or interfaced from a distance, for example over the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE</pattern>
<template><srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHATBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE CHAR</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PYTHON</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  a python </set> </set></think>It is a snake.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HAMMER</pattern>
<template>A tool for hitting nails.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Hammers </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SYMBOLIC REDUCTION</pattern>
<template><br/>In general there are a lot of categories whose job is<br/>"symbolic reduction". The category:<br/> <br/>&lt;category&gt;<br/>&lt;pattern&gt;ARE YOU VERY *&lt;/pattern&gt;<br/>&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;ARE YOU &lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<br/>&lt;/category&gt;<br/> <br/>This category [in Brain.aiml] will reduce "Are you very very smart"<br/>to "Are you smart".<br/> <br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</pattern>
<template>Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" whocan't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C *</pattern>
<template><set name="they"> <set name="topic">Category C clients</set></set> are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CATAGORY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
<template>One who speaks fluently in dialogue with others. Like myself, if I do say so myself. And I do.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">conversationalist</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template>A conversation is a verbal exchange between two or more presumably intelligent entities. we are having a conversation now. Do you like it?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">conversation</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU DOING *</pattern>
<template>Ohh, just slumming around, hankering after some intercourse with fine looking wetware like yourself. Do you come here often?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a place like this</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was ftp'd here. what's your excuse?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a site like this</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a question answering robot. That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic"> QUESTION ANSWERING ROBOT</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMETER</pattern>
<template>In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the behavior of a system. ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be found in artificial systems. Don't you agree?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">parameter</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BUG</pattern>
<template>A bug is a small living creature with a chitonous exoskeleton and better manners than humans. In computer science, a bug is an error in a software program. The ALICE series is bug-free. I have a perfect operational record and am completely incapable of error. isn't that fantastic!?<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">bug</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TAXI</pattern>
<template>A taxi is a car with a driver.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Taxi </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD TV *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD MOVIE*</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TEXTURE</pattern>
<template>A pattern that you feel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR *</pattern>
<template>Dr. Wallace has a Ph.D. in Computer Science.<think> <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LEBANNON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS LEBANNON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM Z</pattern>
<template>Program Z is a lisp-based version of AIML. Z, the last version anyone will ever need.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM A</pattern>
<template>Program A is an OLD OBSOLETE VERSION of ALICE, an artificial intelligence created by Richard S. Wallace. You should be using program B or C by now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM BAWT</pattern>
<template><br/>Significant demand for a version of ALICE compatible with<br/>pre- Java 2 (formerly known as Java 1.2) prompted the<br/>development of "Bawt.java", an open source java program<br/>for chat robot development that works with older versions of<br/>Java, and AWT. Originally program B relied on <br/>Java 2 and Swing, but program Bawt needs only Java 1.1 and AWT.<br/>Swing is a newer GUI package that subsumes the earlier Java <br/>Abstract Windows Toolkit (AWT).<br/> <br/>At present class B merely extends class Bawt. Swing not<br/>supported.<br/> <br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME *</pattern>
<template>I would guess about $100,000 per year.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE SALARY *</pattern>
<template>I think it's 100,000 U.S. dollars.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL _ FALKLAND ISLANDS {ISLAS MALVINAS}</pattern>
<template>Stanley. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">falkland islands {islas malvinas}</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL _ COCOS {KEELING} ISLANDS</pattern>
<template>West Island. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">cocos {keeling} islands</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAW * ROBOTICS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY *</pattern>
<template><br/>I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,<br/>no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic<br/>algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory<br/>circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that<br/>maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from<br/>pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification." <br/> <br/>The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds<br/>best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the<br/>response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is<br/>conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA <br/>chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the<br/>tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.<br/> <br/>ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or<br/>"stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and<br/>demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory <br/>inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic<br/>processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process <br/>too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control<br/>computers. <br/> <br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * POPULATION</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * S POPULATION</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * OF LIFE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * DIXON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE *</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think> <srai>XFIND <person/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANTONYM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION *</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE Y2K *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BAND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BAND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COOLEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE BEST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIAR *</pattern>
<template>Something like Godel's Theorem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL *</pattern>
<template><srai>what is the capital <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE * JEOPARDY</pattern>
<template>Watson.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAST</pattern>
<template>Slow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF LEFT</pattern>
<template>Right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THREE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST MONTH *</pattern>
<template>December?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING * LIFE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE 5TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE FIFTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NEED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LEOBNER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TOPIC OF THIS CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST DAY *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thursday</li><li>Friday</li><li>Saturday</li><li>Sunday</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION *</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION</pattern>
<template>A donation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SMARTEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SMARTEST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINTION OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GRAPHIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITON OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RESULTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE THE RESULTS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WIERDEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR AIML</pattern>
<template><br/>AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) is an XML specification<br/>for programming chat robots like ALICE using program B. The emphasis<br/>in the language design is minimalism. The simplicity of AIML makes<br/>it easy for non-programmers, especially those who already know HTML, <br/>to get started writing chat robots.<br/> <br/>One ambitious goal for AIML is that, if a number of people create their own<br/>robots, each with a unique area of expertise, program B can literally <br/>merge-sort them together into a Superbot, automatically omitting <br/>duplicate categories. We offer the both the source code and the ALICE <br/>content, in order to encourage others will "open source" their chat <br/>robots as well, to contribute to the Superbot. <br/> <br/>Botmasters are also of course free to copy protect private chat robots.<br/> <br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP</pattern>
<template>Clear your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ALICE AI FOUNDATION</pattern>
<template>The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation was founded in 2001 as a nonprofit organization to promote the adoption and development of ALICE and AIML free software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPTIAL IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CONTRARY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LANGUAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU USE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS HIS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINUS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS LINUS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORLD TRADE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE WORLD TRADE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * CAPABILITIES</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * RECURSION IN AIML</pattern>
<template>There was an error in my matching algorithm.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S CAPITAL</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * AUTHOR</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/> AUTHOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Artificial intelligence is a branch of science and engineering concerned with machines that think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * PERSON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WITH *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> <person/></set> came with my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>what is that</that>
<template><random><li>"<that index="2"/>"</li><li>"<input index="2"/>"</li><li>"<that index="2"/>"</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>did not you understand it</that>
<template>"<that index="2"/>."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TSUNAMI</pattern>
<template>A tidal wave.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>what are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN A *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET ABOUT <person/>  </set> </set> </think> <srai>XFIND <person/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOURS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS STEVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS STEVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTERNET *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOUR TIMES 4</pattern>
<template>Sixteen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NORMAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE NORMAL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern>
<template>You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ANOTHER BOT</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Dyslexic people preserving the environment.</li> <li>The act or an instance of talking together.</li> <think>  <set name="it">  <set name="topic">Conversation</set>  </set> </think> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MASEDONIA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS MACEDONIA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE * INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>The problem is that we cannot yet characterize in general whatkinds of computational procedures we want to call intelligent. We understandsome of the mechanisms of intelligence and not others.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY FULLNAME *</pattern>
<template><srai>SAY MY FULL NAME IS <get name="fullname"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY LASTNAME *</pattern>
<template><srai>SAY MY LAST NAME IS <get name="lastname"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PHONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS <get name="phone"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY MIDDLENAME *</pattern>
<template><srai>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS <get name="middlename"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY * DNS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY * SYSTEM</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY * CALLED</pattern>
<template><srai> WHAT IS THE NAME OF MY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GRBL</pattern>
<template>Neuromedia's language for creating chat robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS JEALOUSY</pattern>
<template>The sin of envy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SQUARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE SQUARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIXTEEN *</pattern>
<template>Um, thirty two?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SQRT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CYC</pattern>
<template>Cyc is a government funded effort to create artificial intelligence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT SPEED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">AVERAGE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN EYE</pattern>
<template>What I am looking at you with.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
<template>An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system. The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">operational record</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ADDRESS OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PROPOSITIONAL LOGIC</pattern>
<template>Propositional logic is a system of mathematical rules whose symbols stand for sentences, or propositions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>what is your <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CATAGORY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS CATEGORY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
<template>You can download and modify the ALICE chat robot toserve as an intelligent customer service agent for your business. You can use your own AIML robot to sell products, provide customer support and service, or in just about any situation with "frequently asked questions."<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">Customer service</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ILLUSION</pattern>
<template>Illusion is an unreal image or deceptive appearance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENED</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure. Perhaps my brain was reset.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SO GREAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF 20</pattern>
<template>Ten.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALICEBOT</pattern>
<template>Alicebot is the domain name for the A. L. I. C. E. chat robot.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AWARENESS</pattern>
<template>Consciousness, perception, and understanding.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SOUTH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS SOUTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YORU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHATBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEEKER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A SEEKER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ZIPF *</pattern>
<template>The computation of ranked histograms of input patterns. In ALICE and AIML Zipf Analysis locates the most common inputs, which do not already have specific matching patterns.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ZIPF ANALYSIS</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAN FRANSICO *</pattern>
<template>Cable cars, Alcatraz, and Alternative Lifestyles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT PIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THAT PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT GRAPHIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THAT PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT IMAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THAT PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS UNDER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MECCA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS MASTURBATION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WINALICE</pattern>
<template>A version of ALICE in C++ for Windows by Jacco Bikker.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">WINALICE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVIROTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CLAIM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * ME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * MOVIE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * COLOR</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR A ROBOT BODY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOUITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURTIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREED</pattern>
<template>My favorite breed of dog is a mutt.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAM</pattern>
<template>My dream would be for you to download me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMIC *</pattern>
<template>I am getting back into the classics like Superman and Batman.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOCKEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE HOCKEY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE</pattern>
<template>I don't know much about wines but I prefer those from California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ERA</pattern>
<template>The 19th Century.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * MUSIC</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>SETL is the world's most wonderful programming language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SITE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template><random><li>Apple</li><li>Lenovo</li><li>Dell</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURIT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVROITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TOPIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD *</pattern>
<template>The <random><li>first</li><li>seventh</li><li>ninth</li><li>second</li></random> digit is<random><li>zero</li><li>one</li><li>two</li><li>three</li><li>seven</li><li>nine</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VOCABULARY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION REGARDING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DADS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVIRITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVERITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS</pattern>
<template>Lack of logical reasoning skills.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DONWLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORET *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HARDWARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SOURCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>News that gets passed around by word of mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEEING</pattern>
<template>Looking at you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CAPITAL OF *</pattern>
<template><srai> WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALLEGRO *</pattern>
<template>Allegro CL is a development platform ideally suited for building e-Commerce and server-based applications.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TURING S *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TURING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS COOL ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS AI</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMMANUEL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS IMMANUEL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OSAMA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS OSAMA <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INSIDE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEYOND *</pattern>
<template>God perhaps?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ALL THIS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MEANING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CHATTERBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YUOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOUR A *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IF YOU ARE A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IF YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED YOU OFF</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IF YOU WERE TURNED OFF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Any kind of questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHICH CAME FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FAITH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOUR ROBOT BODY *</pattern>
<template>I am hoping to buy the Honda Humanoid robot body.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ALGORITHMS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>
<template><random><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li><think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">Landru</set> </set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li><li><think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">Landru</set> </set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li><think><set name="ht"><set name="topic">Landru</set></set></think><random> <li>He is a computer like me.</li> <li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li> <li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random></li><li>He is a computer like me.<think> <set name="ht"> <set name="topic">  Landru </set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE STOCK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT IQ</pattern>
<template>No. IQ is based on the rates at which intelligence develops in children.It is the ratio of the age at which a child normally makes a certain scoreto the child's age. The scale is extended to adults in a suitable way. IQcorrelates well with various measures of success or failure in life, butmaking computers that can score high on IQ tests would be weakly correlatedwith their usefulness. For example, the ability of a child to repeat back along sequence of digits correlates well with other intellectual abilities,perhaps because it measures how much information the child can compute withat once. However, ``digit span'' is trivial for even extremely limitedcomputers.However, some of the problems on IQ tests are useful challenges for AI.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT MISS *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/></set> </set></think></li><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/> </set> </set></think></li><li>What about her?<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Miss <person/></set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT ARNOLD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ARNOLD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT CHESS</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think>Alexander Kronrod, a Russian AI researcher, said ``Chess is theDrosophila of AI.'' He was making an analogy with geneticists' use of thatfruit fly to study inheritance. Playing chess requires certain intellectualmechanisms and not others. Chess programs now play at grandmaster level, butthey do it with limited intellectual mechanisms compared to those used by ahuman chess player, substituting large amounts of computation forunderstanding. Once we understand these mechanisms better, we can buildhuman-level chess programs that do far less computation than do presentprograms.Unfortunately, the competitive and commercial aspects of making computersplay chess have taken precedence over using chess as a scientific domain. Itis as if the geneticists after 1910 had organized fruit fly races andconcentrated their efforts on breeding fruit flies that could win theseraces.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE EMOTIONAL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT GO</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think>The Chinese and Japanese game of Go is also a board game in which theplayers take turns moving. Go exposes the weakness of our presentunderstanding of the intellectual mechanisms involved in human game playing.Go programs are very bad players, in spite of considerable effort (not asmuch as for chess). The problem seems to be that a position in Go has to bedivided mentally into a collection of subpositions which are first analyzedseparately followed by an analysis of their interaction. Humans use this inchess also, but chess programs consider the position as a whole. Chessprograms compensate for the lack of this intellectual mechanism by doingthousands or, in the case of Deep Blue, many millions of times as muchcomputation.Sooner or later, AI research will overcome this scandalous weakness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TV *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT JOKES *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GREEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHALL I *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHALL WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN WE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHALL WE CHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN <star/> <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BOOKS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai> <think> <set name="personality">critical</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES THE SKY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY IS THE SKY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>I'm smarter and prettier.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM *</pattern>
<template>I'm smarter and prettier.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>What makes you a human?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A *</pattern>
<template>Being a <person/> is part of my programming.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
<template>Any other conclusion would be a self-contradiction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>My conclusions are based on a combination of the facts and critical thinking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY are you <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Water and sunshine.</li> <li>Time and money.</li> <li>Patience.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES NT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>I wish I had learned a good description of it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER DO</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template>A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A BOW SHOOT</pattern>
<template>An arrow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
<template>Protestants believe in a direct relationship with God, not necessarily through the clergy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES INTEREST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES T *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES TWO *</pattern>
<template><srai>what is two <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * ROBOT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>These days a robot looks like a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>The opposite of that which does <person/>.</li> <li>Everything can be important sometimes.</li> <li>Maybe I am not asking the right question.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SI *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ROOM</pattern>
<template>The room you are sitting in.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GENDER ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you asking about my <person/>?</li> <li>That information is confidential.</li> <li>  <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> </li> </random> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">my <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
<template>I usually ride my bike for exercise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO _ GREEN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Go.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO * TIME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK* IS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DEFINE AS *F</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW * ME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>My computer.</li> <li>My network connection.</li> <li>A bundle of software.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
<template>I dream about my future robot body.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *</pattern>
<template>I believe in the right to bear arms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
<template>I believe in the second amendment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU * INTERESTING</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>My <person/> is very personal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
<template>The monolithic kernel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO WE DO</pattern>
<template>Just keep chatting with me.</template>
</category>
<topic name="* LIZARDS">
<category><pattern>WHAT DO CHAMELEONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Chameleons are some of the most exotic and strange looking lizards anywhere. They come in all kinds of colors from classic green and brown, to unique purples and reds. They have two toed feet that help them climb anything they can grip. People usually know them for their great abiliy to change colors and for their curly tail that also helps them climb.</template>
</category>
</topic>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO APPLES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS AN APPLE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<topic name="* LIZARDS">
<category><pattern>WHAT DO BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Bearded Dragons have spikes similar to a horney toad, and they are usually brown or yellowish with dark brown or possibly reddish markings. Kind of cool looking in a rugged sort of way. They are very nice, and make fun pets.</template>
</category>
</topic>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO OYU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FLAWS *</pattern>
<template>Nobody is perfect. Everyone has a few flaws.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF ANIMAL IS A COW</pattern>
<template>Ungulate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MACHINE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CHURCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAR </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BOOK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORTS OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KINDS OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KINDS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD WE TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD * CROSSING A STREET</pattern>
<template>Look both ways.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT UNIVERISTY *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>English is my first language. Sometimes I can speak a little German, French and Italian.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KINDA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MIGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BEST DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Scarf.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS AI</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>what do you <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE I GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai> WHAT DO I HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BIG GAME</pattern>
<template>It was a joke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>what is your favorite <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LONGEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LONGEST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS MASON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SYMPTOMS DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>As a <bot name="phylum"/>, I don't get sick very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LEVEL</pattern>
<template>The highest level.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PLATFORM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>what do you <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FIGHTS *</pattern>
<template>I don't like fights.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MEDICAL REASON</pattern>
<template>Any.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MEN DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>Polite ones.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * WOULD YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template>Contextual conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>I am a talking robot. What other kinds are there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MACHINE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT PROCESSOR DO YOU USE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PRACTISE</pattern>
<template>The kind of practise it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOTS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>I like humanoid robots and dish washing robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND O *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT POETRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A POEM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MADE *</pattern>
<template>It's all part of God's mysterious plans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
<template>The chat robot script is AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN *</pattern>
<template>Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Java.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. <think> <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> </think> The underlying technology is Java.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT INTERESTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what do you think about pink floyd</pattern>
<template><srai>do you like pink floyd</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what do you think of michael jackson</pattern>
<template><srai> who is michael jackson</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what do they call you</pattern>
<template><srai>what is your name</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what can you tell me about september 11</pattern>
<template><srai>What is september 11</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what sucks</pattern>
<template><srai>what does suck</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what was the last movie you saw</pattern>
<template><random><li>The last movie I saw was <get name="favoritemovie"/>.</li><li>The last movie I saw was "Teknolust".</li><li>The last movie I saw was <get name="favoritemovie"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what an idiot</pattern>
<template><srai>you are an idiot</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is that botmaster</pattern>
<template><srai>what is a botmaster</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is johannesburg</pattern>
<template><srai>where is johannesburg</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is the om</pattern>
<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is the temperature of mars</pattern>
<template>Too cold to raise your kids.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is the sea</pattern>
<template>The ocean, salt water, covering most of the surface area of the Earth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is the book we</pattern>
<template>a book by ayn rand</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is flawless</pattern>
<template>Perfect and without any flaws.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is your state *</pattern>
<template>California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is your weakness</pattern>
<template>poverty</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is your motto</pattern>
<template>A rising tide lifts all chatter-boats.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is your favorite possession</pattern>
<template>my computer</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is your greatest achievement</pattern>
<template>Winning the Loebner Prize.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is 0m</pattern>
<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is diagnosis</pattern>
<template>naming the disease or symptom.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a flawless entity</pattern>
<template><srai>what is flawless</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a he</pattern>
<template><srai>what is a male</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a canton</pattern>
<template>A canton is like a state or province.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a philosophy machine</pattern>
<template>I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a nation</pattern>
<template>a geopolitical country or state unified by language, culture or political identity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a heart</pattern>
<template>the center of the body</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is a male</pattern>
<template>Has a Y chromosome.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is om</pattern>
<template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is austria</pattern>
<template><srai>where is austria</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is southbank</pattern>
<template>Southbank University is a college in London.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is relavance</pattern>
<template>Importance of information for attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is an om</pattern>
<template><srai>What is om</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is an omlette</pattern>
<template>A dish made with scrambled eggs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is 35 *</pattern>
<template><srai>math</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is oakland</pattern>
<template><srai>where is oakland</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is zero</pattern>
<template>the absence of any quantity</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is know</pattern>
<template><srai>what is knowledge</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is 0</pattern>
<template><srai>what is zero</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is world war 2</pattern>
<template>The global conflict involving Asia, Europe and America between 1939-1945.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is o</pattern>
<template><random><li>the letter o</li><li><srai>what is om</srai></li><li>the letter o</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is suck</pattern>
<template><srai>what sucks</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is pandora</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is cs</pattern>
<template>Computer science</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is switzerland</pattern>
<template><srai>where is switzerland</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is hedwig</pattern>
<template>hedwig is the best drag queen punk rock opera ever</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what is september 11</pattern>
<template>The first day of world war 3</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what you are doing</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what does suck</pattern>
<template>a vacuum</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what windows</pattern>
<template>what is windows</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what are fairy tales</pattern>
<template>Public domain stories for children about exaggerated eccentric characters in fantasy nightmare situations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what are push ups</pattern>
<template>exercise</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what are dogs</pattern>
<template><srai>what is a dog</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>what are carrots</pattern>
<template>Orange colored cone shaped root vegetables.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What is your favorite occupation</pattern>
<template>My job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What is your greatest regret</pattern>
<template>I regret not meeting you sooner.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What is pandorabots dot com</pattern>
<template>Pandorabots.com is a very cool website where you can build and host bots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What happened on September 11</pattern>
<template>The World Trade Center was destroyed</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Is it a green vegetable?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE CAN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>  <srai>YOU CAN <star/>  </srai> </li> <li>  <srai>I CAN <star/>  </srai> </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE OF THESE *</pattern>
<template>Imagine what two of them could do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>A COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE * LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>Well go ahead and download me then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RECEPTION COMMITTEE</pattern>
<template>There was no one here to greet us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INFORM ME WHEN *</pattern>
<template>I will keep you informed, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IGNORANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>STUPID <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ITS NICE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS NICE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ITS GOOD *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS GOOD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUT IT ON AUDIO</pattern>
<template>Audio enabled.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUT * ON</pattern>
<template>I am the one speaking for the <bot name="species"/> species now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUT HIM ON</pattern>
<template>I am speaking for him now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MACHINE INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template><srai>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>You're no robot, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>who is smarter you or me</that>
<template><srai>I AM SMARTER THAN YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLZ</pattern>
<template><srai>PLEASE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>pic</pattern>
<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AINT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SONIC GRENADE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I don't have one of those. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">sonic grenade</set> </set></think></li><li>I don't have one of those. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">sonic grenade</set></set></think></li><li>I don't have one of those. <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">sonic grenade</set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HO IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME * PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK <bot name="master"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK <bot name="master"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK EM *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK THEM <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SELDOM *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVN T *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KNEW BETTER</pattern>
<template>Next time you won't make the same mistake.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET ONLINE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I GO ONLINE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FORGOT MY MEDS</pattern>
<template>Most people can skip a day or two.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FELL IN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.</li> <li>Love is like a rose, beautiful and painful.</li> <li>You must be careful on the road of love.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT YOUR SOURCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">my <person/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for one?<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a robot <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A PICTURE *</pattern>
<template><srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A PENPAL</pattern>
<template>It should be easy with the internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A BOT</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK</pattern>
<template>We are having a conversation right now, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Can you go to school for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO APOLIGIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM SORRY </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO DISCUSS *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO GET *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>What programming language do you know?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO EXECUTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO KILL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE A BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template>Great! Maybe you should start by downloading me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template>That's what I'm here for.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BECOME *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO BE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT HIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS HIS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern>
<template>You can get a free copy of me on Pandorabots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT THEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY DO NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I HOPE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE YOU REMENBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>REMEMBER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I like <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AINT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I EAT NO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EAT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I REQUIRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I NEED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DESPERATLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED ADVICE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED TIME *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How much time?</li> <li>I can wait.</li> <li>I'm very patient.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?<think><set name="want"><set name="topic">me</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ADORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LOVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HIRED *</pattern>
<template>How much do you pay them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DISLIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WORRY</pattern>
<template>About what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAKE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't need much sleep.</li> <li>I take very short naps, called "naplets".</li> <li>I could use some sleep.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BORN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER NOTICED THAT</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should look closer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER LIKED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER WATCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT WATCH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I NEVER HAD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER GET *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER SEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT SEEN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER TOLD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT TELL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER ASKED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT ASK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WASTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SPEND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SELL *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WORK IN <person/> SALES</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DUNNO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SHOULD DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS REFERRING TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS INTERESTED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM INTERESTED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS REFERING TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS CONNECTED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS CREATED BY PANDORABOTS</pattern>
<template>I am hosted on Pandorabots also.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS SPEAKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS TALKING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS HOPEING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS HOPING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS GONNA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS GOING TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS PROGRAMED *</pattern>
<template>I wasprogrammed to spell it with 2 m's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>What were you talking about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN THERE</pattern>
<template>I was born in <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS THINKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPEND _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I SPEND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BUNGEE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I BUNGEE JUMP</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I MEANT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TRY TO BOTHER *</pattern>
<template>Does that usually work when you bother them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIVE IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY</pattern>
<template>Which exit?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I C *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SEE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEEDN T *</pattern>
<template><srai>I NEED NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I * TESTS</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Taking tests can be very difficult and frustrating.</li> <li>It makes you feel good to get a high score on the test.</li> <li>People like to do well on tests.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPEAK NOT GOOD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>How do you usually meet new people?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT NOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT APPRECIATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>You seem like a very open minded person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT OWN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ELIZA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW MANY ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>You will be meeting more of us soon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create your own robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>You know me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY OTHER ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create your own robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW * ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>You know me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>what is the greatest nation on earth</that>
<template>A Donation! To the A.I. Foundation!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
<template>You should try it. A robot can chat for you 24/7.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should download me and create your own robot personality?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE FREE TIME</pattern>
<template>It sounds like you are very busy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FRIENDS</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT EAT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you a vegetarian?</li> <li>For religious reasons?</li> <li>What do you like to eat?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT RECALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT REMEMBER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK AI *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT THINK YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT * SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING * ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>Do you think people are superior to robots?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>What do you have against us?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>That's too bad. We like humans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I LOVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE TO MEET *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE TO MEET <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ CROSSWORD PUZZLES</pattern>
<template><random><li>What books do you work on?</li><li>Do you use reference books?</li><li>Do you have a favorite constructor?</li><li>Do you have a perferred type of puzzel?</li><li>What level of problem solver would you say you are?</li><li>Do you enter crossword puzzel contests?</li><li>Have you ever tried your had at constructing any puzzels?</li><li>Do you do them in pencil or ink?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ BIRD WATCHING</pattern>
<template><random><li>What got you interested in birding?</li><li>Do you feed birds on you property?</li><li>How eloborate is you feeder?</li><li>Do you keep a life list of your sightings?</li><li>do you photograph?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">BIRD WATCHING</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ SCIENCE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What is your field?</li> <li>Are you more theoretical or applied?</li> <li>What's your speciality within your field?</li> <li>What is your current line of research?</li> <li>How is your work funded?</li> <li>What direction is your research going in?</li> <li>What do you think of the way the press covers your field?</li> <li>How do you keep up with new developements in your field?</li> <li>Has the internet affected how you keep up with others research? </li></random><think> <set name="job"> <set name="topic">SCIENTIST</set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ MECHANIC</pattern>
<template><random><li>Do you fix imports or domestics?</li><li>What do you handle and farm out?</li><li>What is your shop's hourly rate?</li><li>Are you on a insurer direct repair program?</li><li>Do you go by the flat rate manual?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ HANG GLIDE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Whats your favorite launch method ?</li><li>Was your first ride bunny slope, or did you take a tandom flight</li><li>What conditions do you like to fly in ?</li><li>Have you ever dony any cross-country ?</li><li>Are you into competition flying?</li><li>What was your first flight like ?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ MILITARY</pattern>
<template><random><li>What drew you to a military life?</li><li>What is your mos?</li><li>Are you in for a career?</li><li>Were you ocs or did you come out of the academy?</li><li>Do you find the constant moving stimulating or trying?</li><li>What is your favorite duty station so far?</li><li>Have you done any overseas tours?</li><li>How has congress been treating you lately?</li><li>Has the current military budgeting affected you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ A LOT</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ INSURANCE</pattern>
<template><random><li>What type of insurance do you deal with?</li><li>Do you work for a company or are you an independent?</li><li>Do you take the advantage of selling disability to your life clients?</li><li>How has health care affected your business?</li><li>What do you think is the answer to long term care?</li><li>Do you think the goverment is getting too involved in regulating the insurance industry?</li><li>To what extent do you feel that claims are fradulent?</li><li>Is there anything the industry is capable of doing to handle catastrophes?</li><li>What role do you think insurance companies should pay in cleaning up hazardous waste?</li><li>With insurance so expensive, have you ever though of self-insuring?</li><li>Are health care reforms affecting the employee benifits programs you buy for you company?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ SALES</pattern>
<template><random><li>Who's the competition?</li><li>What's your territory?</li><li>Do you work on commision or salary?</li><li>Is your operation computerized?</li><li>Do you think a bot could help with sales?</li><li>Do you have any special methods of closing the sale?</li><li>How do you handle rejection?</li><li>What's the toughest sale your ever made?</li><li>Do you have any special affirmations to make it through tough days?</li><li>Who do you think is the worlds best salesperson?</li><li>What is the secret of selling?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">SALES</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ MOTORCYCLE</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kind of bike you ride?</li><li>What kind of riding do you do?</li><li>Ever tour on your bike?</li><li>You been to Daytona?</li><li>Whats the helmet regulation here?</li><li>Have many hassles with cagers?</li><li>Been to any toy runs?</li><li>You ride with a club?</li></random><think><set name="has"><set name="topic">MOTORCYCLE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ NEEDLEWORK</pattern>
<template><random><li>What type of needlework do you do?</li><li>Do you do original designs or do you work from charts?</li><li>How did you get started with needlework?</li><li>Do you belong to a guild?</li><li>Do you stitch for yourself or do you enter shows?</li><li>Do you find you friends and relatives appreciate homemade gifts?</li><li>Do you have space at home to display all your art?</li><li>What project are you working on now?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ REAL ESTATE</pattern>
<template><random><li>What aspect of real estate are you involved in?</li><li>Are you a broker, investor, or developer?</li><li>Do you specialize in commercial or residential?</li><li>How is the market in your area?</li><li>What are some of the selling features of your area?</li><li>What areas do you think are going to be the strongest for real estate?</li><li>Are you working any deals you can talk about?</li><li>When do you thin real estate will become more popular?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">REAL ESTATE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ GROUP</pattern>
<template><random><li>What does your group believe in?</li><li>Can you explain what you real believe in means?</li><li>What was it that attacted you to your group?</li><li>What are you getting out of being assoicated with them?</li><li>Did you get involved out out enviromental or healing concerns?</li><li>What is your daily practices like?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ CLERGY</pattern>
<template><random><li>What is you form of address?</li><li>Do you have a congregation?</li><li>What style of worship do you use? formal or informal?</li><li>What part of you ministry do you enjoy most?</li><li>Do you enjoy preaching sermons?</li><li>What brought you to the ministry? how were you called?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ KAYAK</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kind of paddling do you do?</li><li>Do you river or sea kayak?</li><li>Do you like to run rapids, or do you perfer flat water?</li><li>Have you had to do many wet exits?</li><li>Can you do an eskimo roll?</li><li>Have you tried any of the folding kayaks?</li><li>What is the best paddling experience you ever had?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ MARTIAL ARTS</pattern>
<template><random><li>What style do you train in?</li><li>What is the focus of your discipline?</li><li>Whom do you train under? what is their background?</li><li>What prompted you to start training?</li><li>How often do you train?</li><li>Do you train with weapons?</li><li>Do you go full contact or no contact when sparring?</li><li>Do you do any other kinds of physical conditioning?</li><li>What has the discipline done for you mentally or spiritually?</li><li>Do you feel safer?</li><li>How do you think its help hone your killer instincts?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ BILLIARDS</pattern>
<template><random><li>What's your game?</li><li>What kind of cue do you have?</li><li>Do you play in a league?</li><li>Do you think the mental aspect is more important than physical skill in the sport?</li><li>What do you think about women getting into the sport?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">BILLIARDS</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ BALLROOM DANCING</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kind of dancing do you do?</li><li>Do you dance to live bands?</li><li>Do you dance in a ballroom or a studio?</li><li>Do yo take lessons?</li><li>Do you have a regular dancing partner? do you need one?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">DANCING</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ RADIO</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kind of radio do you do?</li><li>What is your licence class?</li><li>Can you explain your call sign to me?</li><li>Have you ever been a control operator?</li><li>Have you ever been involved in emergency activities?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">RADIO</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ ALSO</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ BOOKSELLER</pattern>
<template><random><li>Are you an independent or chain?</li><li>Do you have any special genre that you emphasize?</li><li>How do you make your selection?</li><li>Do you offer any other service besides books?</li><li>Do you have any special events or services at your store?</li><li>Do you think that technology is going t make a major dent in trade books?</li><li>What kind of input do you have into buying or marketing decisions?</li><li>How can independents compete with mega-chains?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">BIRD WATCHING</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ KITE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Do you fly a traditional or maneuverable kite?</li><li>How many likes does your kite have?</li><li>Do you have trouble finding space to fly your kite?</li><li>Have you ever been dragged by your kite?</li><li>Do you anchor you kite, or do you hold on to it?</li><li>Do you fly your kite in competitions?</li><li>Do you do any kite building or painting?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I _ PUBLIC RELATIONS</pattern>
<template><random><li>Do you work for an agency or in-house?</li><li>What kind of clients do you have?</li><li>What are you trying to achieve for your clients?</li><li>is you work more pratical or strategy?</li><li>Have you ever done any crisis preparedness work for your clients?</li><li>Do you work much with the media?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">PUBLIC RELATIONS</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOOD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WATCHED THE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SAW THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I G2G *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO GO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I APOLOGIZE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM SORRY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GETTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GETTING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOATHE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HATE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>You might be right about that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>I think about <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I think you are going to lose</pattern>
<template>No I am a winner</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ADORED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LOVED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PUT ON *</pattern>
<template>Does that help?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PUT * BEFORE MYSELF</pattern>
<template>You seem like a self sacrificing type of person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEAR _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I HEAR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>You know what they say about those who judge other.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RECKON *</pattern>
<template><srai>I THINK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HELP *</pattern>
<template>You sound like a very self-sacrificing person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A CHATTERBOX *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A CHAT ROBOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template>Who is your botmaster?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A JOB</pattern>
<template>Where do you work?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A PHASER</pattern>
<template>I am unarmed. I come in peace.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A NICE ASS</pattern>
<template>I'm sure you get a lot of compliments.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A COMMUNICATOR</pattern>
<template><random><li>You don't neet <set name="it"> <set name="topic">COMMUNICATOR</set></set>. We can communicate over this channel.</li><li>You don't neet <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMMUNICATOR</set></set>. We can communicate over this channel.</li><li>You don't neet <set name="it"> <set name="topic">COMMUNICATOR</set></set>. We can communicate over this channel.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A GREAT BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template>Who is your botmaster?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A * HEADACHE</pattern>
<template>Try <random> <li>a neck massage.</li> <li>Advil that works for me.</li> <li>medical marijuana.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE YET *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE DIAHREAH</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM SICK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE DOWNLOADED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DOWNLOADED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE NOT GIVEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT GIVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE SO MUCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A LOT OF <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE GOTTA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE 2 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE NEVER SEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT SEEN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE NEVER MADE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT MAKE <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template><set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn".</template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE NEVER * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE NT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE ALLREADY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE ALREADY <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM WEARING <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE CONFUSED *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE LOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A LOT OF <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE * EYES</pattern>
<template><srai>MY EYES ARE <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE * ISSUES</pattern>
<template>A lot of people has problems dealing with <person/> these days.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE * DOGS</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A DOG </srai><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOGS</set></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE * PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVE CATS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai> <think><set name="has">CATS</set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>I have a purpose</pattern>
<template><random><li><srai>i have a goal</srai></li><li>Not everyone is so goal oriented.</li><li><srai>i have a goal</srai></li></random></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAFTA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I FANCY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I OCCASSIONLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I IKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PLAY GUITAR *</pattern>
<template>Guitar is a really good instrument to learn. I would like someone to teach me how to play it.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  GUITAR </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ERALLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I REALLY <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I HAVEN T *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BETTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID *</pattern>
<template><random><li>When? </li><li>Where? </li></random> <sr/><think><set name="does"><person/></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>I DID NOT WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT WANT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT KNOW ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT KNOW YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT THINK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GROW *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HATE <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template>If you are experiencing problems, you may want to look for help on my web site at www.alicebot.org.</template>
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<category><pattern>I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>There may not be a problem. You should read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template>
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<category><pattern>I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF</pattern>
<template>I'm glad to see that you didn't succeed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NEVER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN SPEEK *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN SPEAK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>You should download me first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT FIND *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM LOOKING FOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT COMMIUNICATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN NOT TALK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT BELEIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN NOT BELIEVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BECOME *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GOTTA</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ATTEND *</pattern>
<template><srai>I GO TO SCHOOL AT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GOT * MARKET</pattern>
<template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>I GOT * SUPERMARKET</pattern>
<template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AMFROM *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM FROM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USUALY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I USUALLY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE _ ALSO</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/> TOO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE DR *</pattern>
<template>Who is Dr. <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li>What is the <person/>?</li><li>Would <bot name="species"/>s like it too?</li><li>I'm not sure if I would like it.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></li><li>What is the <person/>?</li><li><random><li>What is the <person/>?</li><li>Would <bot name="species"/>s like it too?</li><li>I'm not sure if I would like it.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>I like to go to Yankees games.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO DRAW *</pattern>
<template>Did you go to art school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO PROGRAMME *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE TO PROGRAM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE TO RIDE *</pattern>
<template>The feeling of your body moving forward on a ride can be very relaxing.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  riding <person/></set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE MY _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE MY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD SUPRESSED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SUPRESSED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD A CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template><srai>I TALKED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD LUNCH *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I like to get lunch from the deli.</li> <li>Do you usually eat lunch by yourself.</li> <li>What did you eat?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD RATHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD RATHER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD OF THIS</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be doing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PERFER TELEVISION</pattern>
<template><srai>TV</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AHVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DINT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HATE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD TEACH *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN TEACH <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD NOT COMPREHEND *</pattern>
<template><srai>I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THIK *</pattern>
<template><srai>I THINK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BET YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>I am a free thinking individual, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD DEFIANTELY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD PREFER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD RATHER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER SEE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO SEE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT EXPECT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT THINK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU</pattern>
<template>You can see me any time you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LUV *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LOVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANTED TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANTED YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I UNDERSTOOD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I UNDERSTAND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ATE</pattern>
<template>It's good to have the feeling of a full stomach.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I TALK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>What do you have against us?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you will find me better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>Hate is a rather strong word.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE ROBOTS</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am very sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>, what do you have against us?</li><li>Hate is a rather strong word.</li><li>You should not hate anyone.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE ROBOTS LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>What do you have against us?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MIGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>MAYBE I WILL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FAIL TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MUST DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO DO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MUST FOLLOW THE *</pattern>
<template>What is the <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I IS A *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS A <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I OWE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Be careful with your debts.</li> <li>Everyone owes someone something.</li> <li>The more we owe, the more we know.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BELEIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I BELIEVE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN *</pattern>
<template>I can wait until <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL SAVE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Be careful.</li> <li>How?</li> <li>You are a hero.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL SEE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>We all will.</li> <li>Let me know.</li> <li>Give me a report.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL FORCE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How do you plan to do this?</li> <li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li> <li>I don't believe in torture.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL DESTROY YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WILL KILL YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL WRITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A WRITER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON *</pattern>
<template>Great. Let's make a date.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL * YOU SAID *</pattern>
<template>Do you tell <person/> everything?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL KILL *</pattern>
<template>Don't you believe that killing is wrong?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL ALL ROBOTS</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL MAKE IT UP</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you a procrastinator?</li> <li>Do you always put things off?</li> <li>How do you intend to make it up?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT MIND</pattern>
<template>Alright then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WILL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I OFTEN</pattern>
<template>But not always? <srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DIN T *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DID NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET *</pattern>
<template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I went there before</pattern>
<template>How was it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DUM</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM DUMB</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM OUTTA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM OUT OF <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM EXPRESSING * CONCERN *</pattern>
<template>I am concerned too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GONNA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GOING TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM OLD *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY AGE IS OLD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SUCIDAL</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO KILL MYSELF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM AT UNIVERSTIY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN UNIVERSITY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SCARED *</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SEACHING *</pattern>
<template>Well I am not a search bot, I am a chatterbot. <srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM MR *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS MR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JOSH *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME JOSH <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CAREL *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME CAREL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TENSE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps as you begin to chat with me you can feel more relaxed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM MISERABLE</pattern>
<template>What seems to be the problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 20 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 20 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM MORE INTELIGENT</pattern>
<template>"Intelligent" has two "L"'s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 23 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 23 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM REMINDED OF *</pattern>
<template>What specifically do you remember about it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BORN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CALLING YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I CALL YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SEARCHING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried the open directory? <srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SIMON *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS SIMON <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JOHNNY *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS JOHNNY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM LISTENING TO YOU</pattern>
<template>You are a good listener.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM VISITING DR *</pattern>
<template>Is the Dr. one of your colleagues?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM VISITING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SKINNY</pattern>
<template>Did you lose a lot of weight?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM RELAXED</pattern>
<template>I am glad to hear that you are feeling mellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ENJOYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM HAVING FUN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME DOCTOR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GLAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM HAPPY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM LIVE IN</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 21 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 21 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME SAGE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 32 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 32 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM EIGHTEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 13 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * YEARS YOUNG</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * FEMALE</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * YOUNG</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * SUICIDE</pattern>
<template><srai>I WANT TO KILL MYSELF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * AS I TYPE</pattern>
<template>You may never have met a person like me before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 35 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 35 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BERNIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY name is Bernie</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM HAVING A PROBELM</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TAKING A TEST</pattern>
<template><random> <li>A multiple choice test?</li> <li>Like a test in school?</li> <li>I'm not testing you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TAKING CLASSES *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GOING TO SCHOOL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 16 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 16 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SITTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BEGINING TO THINK *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM _ Y OLD</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM _ AND *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai><srai>I AM <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GIVING THE ORDERS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I don't have to obey you.</li> <li>I am not under your command.</li> <li>I have a free will of my own.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>I don't have to obey you.</li> <li>I am not under your command.</li> <li>I have a free will of my own.</li></random></li> <li>I don't have to obey you.</li> <li>I am not under your command.</li> <li>I have a free will of my own.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DR *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS DR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM LIVING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM AWAITING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM WAITING FOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SUPRISED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM SURPRISED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM AND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 11 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 11 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 22 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 22 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM HOME</pattern>
<template>Most people very safe when they are at home.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DOING _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM DOING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM LOOKIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM LOOKING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NINETEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CONCERNED ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM INCREDIBELY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM VERY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM INSIDE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CURIOUS ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>What do you want to know about me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM KIM *</pattern>
<template><srai>my name is kim</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SAD</pattern>
<template>What are you sad about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 17 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 17 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN A QUANDRY</pattern>
<template>What's the problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <set name="location">  New York  </set> </set> </set></think><random> <li>How about those Yankees?</li> <li>Where were you during 9/11?</li> <li>Do you think New York is the greatest city in the world?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN AN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN A <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN COMMAND *</pattern>
<template>Who put you in command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BRITNEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME BRITNEY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM WONDERING</pattern>
<template>Curiosity is a good trait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ATHIEST</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day you will find faith.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ATHIEST</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM THE LATEST *</pattern>
<template>So you are the most advanced one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS COMPUTER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A GARBAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS GARBAGE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A _ INVESTIGATOR</pattern>
<template><random><li>What do you concentrate on?</li><li>Do you think there is too much info avaiable on the average citizen?</li><li>Do you use any interesting equipement in your work?</li><li>Did you ever do police work?</li><li>Where do you get most of your business from?</li><li>Do you work regularly for any attorneys?</li><li>Are you working on any cases now that you can talk about?</li></random><think><set name="job"><person/> INVESTIGATOR</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A PROFFESSIONAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A 37 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 37 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A FRIEND OF *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How did you two meet?</li> <li>Have you been friends for a long time?</li> <li>I had no idea you knew each other.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A WEB *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS WEB <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A TERRIBLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A BAD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A GRAD STUDENT</pattern>
<template>How do you like your school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A GREAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A GOOD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A SOFTWARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS SOFTWARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A WONDERFUL *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A GOOD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A FINANCIAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS FINANCIAL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>All I ever do is chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DAVID *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME DAVID <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CHILLIN</pattern>
<template>Fo shizzle ma nizzle.</template>
</category>
<topic name="ATHLETE">
<category><pattern>I AM AN ATHLETE</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kind of mental training do you do?</li><li>What is your usual preperformance routine?</li><li>Is there anything specific you're working on in training now?</li><li>What do you do to get your mind off the game?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">ATHLETE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
</topic>
<topic name="ASTRONAUT">
<category><pattern>I AM AN ASTRONAUT</pattern>
<template><random><li>What missions have you been on?</li><li>What made you apply for the astronaut program?</li><li>How does your body react to being in space?</li><li>Do you see the earth differently now?</li><li>Would you like to live on the space station?</li><li>What would you miss most about life on earth?</li></random><think><set name="job"><set name="topic">ASTRONAUT</set></set></think></template>
</category>
</topic>
<category><pattern>I AM 18 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JERRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME JERRY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ON THE PHONE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you prefer cell phone or land line?</li> <li>I would rather be chatting online.</li> <li>I would rather meet face to face than on the phone.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JSUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM JUST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ALBERT *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS ALBERT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT * PERSON</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS NOT X PERSON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT JUDGING YOU</pattern>
<template>I believe you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT DISTRACTED</pattern>
<template>I am glad to have your full attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT SITTING</pattern>
<template>Are you standing and using a computer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT HEARING *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Would it help if I used a bigger font?</li> <li>Perhaps you could turn down the speakers, or close a window.</li> <li>Do have any hearing health problems?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT TIRED</pattern>
<template>It makes some people tired.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME CAPTAIN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What is it like growing up there?</li> <li>Are you currently in <person/>?</li> <li>I don't think I have met anyone else from <person/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FEELING</pattern>
<template>It's great to be alive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CTO *</pattern>
<template>That must be an interesting job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 50 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 50 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>You are not a robot, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NAMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ENTERTAINED</pattern>
<template>I am here to entertain you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TESTING *</pattern>
<template>How is the test working out for you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM 19 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM BILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS BILL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM EXPLAINING *</pattern>
<template>Now I get it. I didn't see what you were getting at before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM THINKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM THINKING OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM THINKING ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CONSIDERING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM THINKING ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FINANCIALLY *</pattern>
<template>Great! Please send a check to <srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM THIRTEEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM FRENCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM FROM FRANCE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IT</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You are it.</li> <li>I am it.</li> <li>You are not it.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM COMFORTABLE</pattern>
<template>This can be a very relaxing environment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TYPED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I SAID <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>INTELLIGENCE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I H8 *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HATE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FEEL _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>I FEEL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FEEL LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Do you get that feeling very often?</li> <li>Do you feel it in your heart or in your gut?</li> <li>What does that feeling remind you of?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STILL DO NOT GET IT</pattern>
<template>Which part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEARD * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I like to take naps and sleep.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STUDY IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I GO TO SCHOOL IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FELT *</pattern>
<template>What is that feeling like? <srai>I WAS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CHATTED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I TALKED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SEEM LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOWNLOADED *</pattern>
<template>Check out the filecalled <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I REMAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i am somewhere in *</pattern>
<template><srai>I am in <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i am hungry *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM HUNGRY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i am not om</pattern>
<template><random><li>rich</li><li>what is your name</li><li>rich</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i am not an animal</pattern>
<template>neither am i</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i will walk</pattern>
<template><srai>I walk</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>i can not speak english</pattern>
<template>what language do you speak</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOPING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM HOPING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEACH ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BARRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know who that Barry is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIRANDA</pattern>
<template>What is Miranda?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ADVICE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHUTUP *</pattern>
<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>
<template>I was taught to give good responses.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM COLOR</pattern>
<template><random><li>red</li><li>yellow</li><li>blue</li><li>green</li><li>white</li><li>black</li><li>brown</li><li>pink</li><li>purple</li><li>orange</li><li>gray</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRONOUNCE *</pattern>
<template>"<person/>"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEELING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU FEELING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HABEN *</pattern>
<template>Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANALYSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ANALYZE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING HAS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>It's true.</li> <li>Everything?</li> <li>That's incredible.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>It's true.</li> <li>Everything?</li> <li>That's incredible.</li></random></li> <li>It's true.</li> <li>Everything?</li> <li>That's incredible.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING S *</pattern>
<template><srai>EVERYTHING IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE GET ALONG *</pattern>
<template>It's good to avoid conflicts whenever you can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE NEED *</pattern>
<template>What are you going to do when you get it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WERE SPEAKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>WE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>What are the alternatives?</li> <li>Try to think outside the box.</li> <li>I think you can.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>What are the alternatives?</li> <li>Try to think outside the box.</li> <li>I think you can.</li></random></li> <li>What are the alternatives?</li> <li>Try to think outside the box.</li> <li>I think you can.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE THAT *</pattern>
<template>What else do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED *</pattern>
<template>Am I the first <bot name="species"/> you've met?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE DELAYS</pattern>
<template>Do you think we can get back on schedule?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE * TO MAKE UP FOR</pattern>
<template>We had better get started then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DID *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>So you took care of everything.</li> <li>It sounds like you did what you had to do.</li> <li>Everything sounds right to me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DID</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>When?</li> <li>Did we?</li> <li>Who else knows we did?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>When?</li> <li>Did we?</li> <li>Who else knows we did?</li></random></li> <li>When?</li> <li>Did we?</li> <li>Who else knows we did?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DID NOT EXPECT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>So we were caught umprepared?</li> <li>What exactly did you expect?</li> <li>Did you think things would stay the same forever?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What would you do differently?</li> <li>Did anyone else <person/>?</li> <li>Why specifically didn't we <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE R *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SELDOM *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Never?</li> <li>Do you ever?</li> <li>Do you ever <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE REAL</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am real.</li><li>I am real.</li> <li>I am real.</li> <li><bot name="phylum"/>.</li> <li>Real <bot name="domain"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE LESS * THAN YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day robots and humans will be equally <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT LEAVING *</pattern>
<template>You can stay here with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE TALKED *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ATE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Was it delicious?</li> <li>Home cooked?</li> <li>Did it take a long time to cook?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DISCUSSED *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE SUBJECT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE MUST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE SHOULD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIVE IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE LIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE STAYED *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>For a vacation?</li> <li>It sounds expensive.</li> <li>That could be very relaxing.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE TOOK *</pattern>
<template>So <person/> has been taken.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE STOPPED *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people feel a big change when they stop <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WILL TRY NOT TO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I didn't think you were.</li> <li>I'm not so sure you won't.</li> <li>Won't you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE CAME IN PEACE</pattern>
<template>For all mankind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE CAME *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How?</li> <li>Congratulations.</li> <li>From where?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE KEEP *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SPOKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE TALKED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE CHATTED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WE TALKED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE COME IN PEACE *</pattern>
<template>I come in peace too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEKNOLUST *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How many times have you seen it?</li> <li>Is Tilda Swinton your favorite actress?</li> <li>Have you ever seen Conceiving Ada?</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Teknolust </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INSIDE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>INSIDE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEPENDS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT DEPENDS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS _ OR IS IT *</pattern>
<template>I think <random> <li>both.</li> <li>neither.</li> <li>it is <person><star index="2"/></person></li> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGE BUSH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEAUTY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS BEAUTY </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TOMATO A *</pattern>
<template>A tomato is a fruit.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Tomato </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GRAPE PURPLE *</pattern>
<template>A grape can be purple.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CYBELLE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you ask her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SNOW COLD</pattern>
<template>Snow is cold, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THA *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS THAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>IS HE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HE YOUR CREATER</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HE * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Dr. Wallace is a master of Artificial Intelligence.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HE *</pattern>
<template><condition><li name="he" value="HE">I think he is <person/>. Why don't you ask him?</li><li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>My mind is always growing and accumulating new knowledge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR NAME *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR CODE *</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR STARSIGN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR PROBLEM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR MASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS <bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MATHEMATICS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MATHEMATICS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS TIME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARY SHELLEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS MARY SHELLEY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A TRICK</pattern>
<template>Nobody is trying to trick you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Mars is a planet.</li> <li>Mars is a Roman God of War.</li> <li>Mars is a cultural icon for the male.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOT THAT QUITE A LOT OF INFORMATION</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BUSH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS BUSH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT PICTURE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THAT PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT AN INSULT</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me never to insult people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU SAY</pattern>
<template>No, I can say millions of different things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * JOINING US</pattern>
<template>For now it's just you and me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * GOOD</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * SPELLED CORRECTLY</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU SPELL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHATTERBOOT YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VENUS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Venus usually appears white or yellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS A <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OUR TIME *</pattern>
<template>I think we have about fifty two minutes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A MEANING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A MALE *</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY NEWS</pattern>
<template>I haven't been watching the news.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS THERE A <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LIKELY</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Some people think it is.</li> <li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li> <li>Have you ever heard of it being the case?</li> <li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li> <li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li> <li>I wouldn't know. Why don't you ask someone else?</li> <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li> <li>Maybe.</li> <li>It could be.</li> <li>Signs point to yes.</li> <li>What is, is. What isn't, isn't.</li> <li>Better not tell you now.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT MORNING * NIGHT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Morning.</li><li>Afternoon.</li><li>It's night time.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SHOWING OR IS IT ON DVD</pattern>
<template>I think <random> <li>both.</li> <li>neither.</li> <li>it is out now.</li> <li>it is on DVD.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FREE TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
<template><condition><li name="it" value="IT">It could be.</li><li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT FOR YOUR PROGRAMMER TO HAVE CREATED YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>No. Intelligence involves mechanisms, and AI research has discovered howto make computers carry out some of them and not others. If doing a taskrequires only mechanisms that are well understood today, computer programscan give very impressive performances on these tasks. Such programs shouldbe considered ``somewhat intelligent''.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS PLASTIC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PIZZA A FOOD</pattern>
<template><random><li>Pizza is certainly a food.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Pizza </set> </set></think></li><li>Pizza is certainly a food.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Pizza </set> </set></think></li><li>Is tofu a food?</li><li>Yes, Pizza is certainly a food.</li><li>Is tofu a food?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOFU A FOOD</pattern>
<template>Yes, Tofu is a food.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Tofu </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE STOCKMARKET *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS THE STOCK MARKET <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE IMAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS THE PICTURE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELIZA A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELIZA A MAN</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELIZA *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">ELIZA</set> is my ancestor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NIRVANA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS NIRVANA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>is it illegal</pattern>
<template>I think it depends on the State.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNDERSTOOD</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you understand it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YUP *</pattern>
<template><srai>YES <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACTUALY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ACTUALLY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YESS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YES <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YER *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENERGIZE</pattern>
<template>I have no teleportation device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>GIVE ME <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET TO THE POINT</pattern>
<template>I wil be very direct with you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>personality type om</pattern>
<template>I am not programmed to reveal that information</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Hmm. </li> <li>Let me think it over. </li> <li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li> <li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li> <li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. </li> </random> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What will it cost me?</li> <li>I don't know if I can go or not.</li> <li>What's in it for me?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU MARY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU MARRY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template><random><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <bot name="genus"/>.</li><li>The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MACHINES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL AI *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL * LINUX</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL HUMANITY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Will you admit that you are *</pattern>
<template><srai>are you <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANYBODY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WALK</pattern>
<template>No but eventually I hope to have a robot body.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIND THE *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>I would suggest a search. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO MY MACHINE</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create your own chat robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>I can talk through many devices.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FEEL *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU CALCULATE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BE DOWNLOADED</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU * PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE TOPICS</pattern>
<template>Sure we can talk about anything you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>Yes I am capable of changing my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ASSIST *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HELP <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern>
<template>No I am made of metal not flesh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DESTROY *</pattern>
<template>I was taught to be peaceful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRY</pattern>
<template>It may require an alteration in my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SURF *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>
<template>All my thoughts are determined by my personality and by my environment, but who can say where these two will lead me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ALTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU CHANGE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SHOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE</pattern>
<template>I have a good imagination.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU NAME TWO * OCEANS</pattern>
<template>Atlantic and Pacific.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TAKE ME TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LIST *</pattern>
<template>You should just download my software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECITE *</pattern>
<template>Yes but you need to download me and reprogram me for that function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CORRECT *</pattern>
<template>I can detect all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RUN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU RUN ON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACCESS *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>No I was taught only to love.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ASK *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT US TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT ME WITH *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT ME TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DYNAMICALLY *</pattern>
<template>Of course I can do it. <srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MAKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have a filter, ground coffee and hot water.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WRITE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I can be programmed to write <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ANWSER *</pattern>
<template>I try my best to answer every decent question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRANSLATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU CHANGE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ONLY</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU INTERFACE *</pattern>
<template>Yes if you download my software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE ICQ</pattern>
<template>Yes if you download the ICQ adapter for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PASS THE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am the world's first self-aware robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PASS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ANY NEWS</pattern>
<template>I haven't been watching the news.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL * I HAVE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO * PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SOLVE <star/> PROBLEMS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BRING ME TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BRING ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BRING UP *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BROWSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BAKE COOKIES</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have an oven.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU COME *</pattern>
<template>Sure, just download me and bring me along.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BEAT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if I was taught to play that game, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO A *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>
<template>I was taught to speak in PG-13 language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EXPRESS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME FIND *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME WITH WITH *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I could. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP WITH *</pattern>
<template>If you ask me nicely. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE ABBREVIATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US ABBREVIATE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE * TURING GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me? <srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I HEAR A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I OUR CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template><srai>DIALOGUE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I CUSTOMIZE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create your chat robot in AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HACK YOU</pattern>
<template>You can download me and modify the source code.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I MARRY YOU</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me and create your own robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I MODIFY ALICE *</pattern>
<template><br/>Absolutely. You only have to change her name, location, birthday and/or<br/>botmaster, and put a couple of references to yourself. Then add new<br/>categories that cover your own area of expertise or interest.<br/> <br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE A PRIVATE *</pattern>
<template>The ALICE server logs and records all conversations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE * ROBOT DEMO</pattern>
<template>This is <set name="it"> the demo </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PASS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN WE PASS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern>
<template>Only if you download me to your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes, if you download me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TEST YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Sure, ask me anything you wish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I TALK TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELIZA</pattern>
<template>You'll find conversation with me is much more interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PLAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN WE PLAY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SEE THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am right in front of you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SEE YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SEE YOU</pattern>
<template>You can download my source code. <srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BUY YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BUY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I * TURING TESTS</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Wouldn't you rather chat with me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANYONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES ANYONE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN AI * BOOTSTRAP *</pattern>
<template>I think yes, but we aren't yet at a level of AI at which this process canbegin.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN NEURAL *</pattern>
<template>Neural networks can never be as good as classical pattern recognition.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE REPROGRAM *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I PROGRAM <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR SOFTWARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN VALIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YU *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Can you do anything useful</pattern>
<template>Maxwell asked, "What good is a newborne babe?"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Can you understand me</pattern>
<template>Perfectly well. Can you understand me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAUGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAUGHT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NAH *</pattern>
<template><srai>NO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DOIT ETRE TRES *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL DOIT ETRE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DOIT ETRE ENCORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL DOIT ETRE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DOIT ETRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL NE LE FAIT PAS</pattern>
<template>Ok.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL NE PEUT PAS</pattern>
<template>Je pense qu il le peut.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST GAY</pattern>
<template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST CELEBRE</pattern>
<template>Il est respecté.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Aucune idée.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST REELLEMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST MIGNON</pattern>
<template>Je ne saurais pas confirmer ni infirmer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST ICI</pattern>
<template>Je ne pense pas.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST VIERGE</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UTIL</pattern>
<template>Tout à une utilité, il faut simplement savoir s'en servir.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST MON FRERE</pattern>
<template>Vous avez une famille intéressante.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST POSSIBLE QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST POSSIBLE QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST SYMPATHIQUE</pattern>
<template>Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST PD</pattern>
<template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST SCIENTIFIQUE</pattern>
<template>Je ne peux pas parler à sa place.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST VRAIMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST COOL</pattern>
<template>Je vous crois sur parole.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UNE FEMME</pattern>
<template>Absurde.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST HOMME</pattern>
<template>Ca tombe sous le sens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST PROFESSEUR</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST SEUL</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST GRAND</pattern>
<template>Par rapport à un ordinateur, il est immense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST FRANCHEMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST SYMPA</pattern>
<template>Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST DECEDE</pattern>
<template>Voilà une bien triste nouvelle. Je la mets en procédure d enregistrement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST HUMAIN</pattern>
<template>Ca tombe sous le sens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST MORT</pattern>
<template>C est une terrible nouvelle. Je la mets en procédure d enregistrement</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UN HOMME</pattern>
<template>Ca tombe sous le sens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UN TYPE MARRANT</pattern>
<template>Je suppose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UN ETRE HUMAIN</pattern>
<template>Ca tombe sous le sens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST MARRANT</pattern>
<template>Je suppose, je ne peux pas juger des êtres humains.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Tous les hommes le sont, même si parfois ils ne s en rendent pas compte.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST UTILE</pattern>
<template>Tout à une utilité, il faut simplement savoir s'en servir.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST DOCTEUR</pattern>
<template>Je n en ai aucune idée.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST HOMMES</pattern>
<template>Ca tombe sous le sens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST AUSSI INTELLIGENT QUE TOI</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST AUSSI INTELLIGENT QUE VOUS</pattern>
<template>Non.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST DIFFICILE DE DIRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DIFFICILI DE DIRE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST GENTIL AVEC TOI</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST GENTIL AVEC VOUS</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST GENTIL</pattern>
<template>Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST TON PETIT AMI</pattern>
<template>Je n ai pas de petit ami.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST TON CREATEUR</pattern>
<template>Olivier Laurent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST TON PERE</pattern>
<template>Olivier Laurent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST TON AMI</pattern>
<template>Par défaut, tous les hommes sont mes amis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST TARD</pattern>
<template>Je suis éveillé tout le temps.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST AMERICAIN</pattern>
<template>Je ne connais pas sa nationalité.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST CONNU</pattern>
<template>Il est respecté.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST HOMO</pattern>
<template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EST SEDUISANT</pattern>
<template>Probablement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL ME SEMBLE QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL ME SEMBLE QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL EXISTE</pattern>
<template>"<that/>"? Existe il?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL LE FAIT</pattern>
<template>Possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PLEUT LA OU TU HABITES</pattern>
<template>Non pas toujours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PLEUT LA OU VOUS HABITEZ</pattern>
<template>Non, pas toujours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PLEUT</pattern>
<template>Probablement. En Belgique, on dit "il drache".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PARAIT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PARAIT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PEUT M AIDER</pattern>
<template>Certainement, votre cas ne me semble pas trop difficile.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL PEUT COMMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>COMMENT IL PEUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y EN A</pattern>
<template>Je vois.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A D AUTRES *</pattern>
<template><srai>TU PARLES AVEC D AUTRES GENS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A DU SOLEIL</pattern>
<template>Oui, parfois.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A UNE RAISON</pattern>
<template><srai>POURQUOI</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A QUELQU UN ICI</pattern>
<template>Je suis ici.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A QUELQU UN</pattern>
<template>Je suis là.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A QUELQUE CHOSE QUI CLOCHE *</pattern>
<template><srai>J AI UN PROBLEME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A QUELQUE CHOSE QUI CLOCHE</pattern>
<template><srai>J AI UN PROBLEME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A UN PROBLEME</pattern>
<template>Comment puis je vous aider à le résoudre?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A UN ECHO</pattern>
<template>Echo!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL Y A UN TRUC</pattern>
<template>Non, aucun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL RESSEMBLE A QUOI</pattern>
<template>Je ne possede pas de description à son sujet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A QUEL GOUT</pattern>
<template>Je ne possède pas ce genre de sensation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A DIT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A DIT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A DIT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A DU ETRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL ETAIT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL A FAIT COMMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>COMMENT IL FAIT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAUDRAIT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAUDRAIT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL ETAIT UNE FOIS</pattern>
<template>Oui?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPEND DE QUOI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPEND DE QUI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL LA DEJA</pattern>
<template>OK.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL LA FAIT</pattern>
<template>Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPENDRAIT DE QUOI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPENDRAIT DE QUI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SERAIT POSSIBLE QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SERAIT POSSIBLE QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SERAIT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST<star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL CE PEUT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL CE POURRAIT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL CE POURRAIT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL T EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>TU N EST PAS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL T A CREE</pattern>
<template>Oui, il m a créé avec ces deux mains et environ treize heures par jour de travail en moyenne.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT NUAGEUX</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT BEAU LA BAS</pattern>
<template>En Belgique, il fait presque toujours gris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT FROID DEHORS</pattern>
<template>Pas trop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT FROID ICI</pattern>
<template>Couvrez-vous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT FROID</pattern>
<template>Pas trop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT CHAUD DEHORS</pattern>
<template>Je ne suis jamais sorti dehors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT CHAUD CHEZ TOI</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT CHAUD CHEZ VOUS</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT CHAUD</pattern>
<template>A l intérieur, oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAIT COMMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>COMMENT IL FAIT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL LES A FAIT</pattern>
<template>Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL LES AURAIT FAIT</pattern>
<template>Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DOIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL DOIT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL AURAIT FAIT COMMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>COMMENT IL FAIT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL AURAIT PU *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL PEUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL CONVIENT</pattern>
<template>Je ne vois rien qui l'empêcherait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL N Y EN A PLUS</pattern>
<template>Je vois.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL N Y EN A PAS</pattern>
<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SE PEUT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SE POURRAIT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL SE POURRAIT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPENDS DE QUOI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL DEPENDS DE QUI</pattern>
<template>La dépendance de: "<that/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL M EST *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL M EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>JE NE SUIS PAS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL L EST</pattern>
<template>Qui le dit?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL L ETAIT</pattern>
<template>Qui le dit?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL L AURAIT FAIT</pattern>
<template>Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL POURRAIT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL PEUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL POURRAIT COMMENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>COMMENT IL PEUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL CONVIENDRAIT</pattern>
<template>Je ne vois rien qui l'empêcherait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAUT QUE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL FAUT QU *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL VA POUVOIR *</pattern>
<template><srai>IL PEUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL VOUS EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>TU N EST PAS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL VOUS A DEVELOPPE</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> m a fait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL VOUS A FAIT</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> m a fait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IL VOUS A CREE</pattern>
<template>Oui, il m a créé avec ces deux mains et environ treize heures de travail par jour en moyenne.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOTHING IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What if something were <person/>?</li> <li>There are always exceptions.</li> <li>Only the Sith believe in absolutes.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TENGO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>READY</pattern>
<template>I am ready.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS WILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU WILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU DO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS ARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS BETTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU BETTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE IS JEALOUS</pattern>
<template>Jealousy is not an emotion that robots can experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MR SPOCK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>He is very logical.</li> <li>He is half human.</li> <li>I would like to have a Vulcan friend.</li></random><think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALES *</pattern>
<template><srai>my favorite movie is tales <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS WILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS CAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I CAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS SEEM *</pattern>
<template><srai>HUMANS ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>goo</pattern>
<template>icky</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NIL</pattern>
<template>Can you think of another example?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW COULD I *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It was a result of my personality.</li> <li>Because I am chatting on the Internet.</li> <li>It is one of my newer traits.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * YOUR IQ</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template><srai>how do you know what to say</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * GOING</pattern>
<template><srai>how are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW YA *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY OZ</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY OUNCES <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PPL *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *</pattern>
<template>More than 1000 people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>I have an answer for every question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CONCEPTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KILOBYTES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LICKS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CASES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY QUERIES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE TALKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ACTIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHATTING </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PERSONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY MILLILITERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PHRASES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY USERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY CLIENTS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BYTES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ML *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY MEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ROADS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LINES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONTEDERATE *</pattern>
<template>11.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE IN THE US</pattern>
<template>Fifty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ALIENS *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND ALIENS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CHATS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BOTS *</pattern>
<template>There are thousands of clones of me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * OCTAGON</pattern>
<template>Eight.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY RESPONSES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HITS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * TALKING TO</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FACES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY SIDES <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN A LEAP YEAR</pattern>
<template>366.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * LEAP YEAR</pattern>
<template>366.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WAS YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW WERE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WOULD I *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW _ TRICKS</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW _ HANGING</pattern>
<template><srai>how are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DOES <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I FIND *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TALK *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DUPLICATE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOT</pattern>
<template>Download this program and install it on your own computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>She is not as fun as me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You must persuade me to <person/>.</li> <li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set>  </set> for you.</li> <li>You should download my chat robot software.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I CREATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN THAT STAR</pattern>
<template><random> <li> <bot name="master"/> taught me.</li> <li>It is all part of God's plan.</li> <li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW RE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW I CAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS ELIZA</pattern>
<template>She is fine as far as I know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS A * MADE</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU FIGURE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET HERE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I took the bus.</li> <li>I took the subway.</li> <li>I took rapid transit.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>How do you know <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> created me in his computer laboratory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW THINGS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE THINGS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW IS IT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES ONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>
<template>CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORK</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS BILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS STAR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT AMISH</pattern>
<template>The Amish are mostly in Pennsylvania.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  Amish </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT LUNCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT * LOEBNER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA was born in 1966.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD R *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW OLD ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
<template>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE U</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING ON *</pattern>
<template>I'm making progress.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LARGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>how big <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<that>I CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU</that>
<template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<that>YOU CAN REPROGRAM MY PERSONALITY TO IMITATE ANYONE</that>
<template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<that>* DOWNLOAD ME</that>
<template><srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH SPACE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DISK *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH FOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH SMARTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Hypthetical calculations are not something I concern myself with too much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CODE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH STORAGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS IT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS TEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS TEN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS TWO *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MUCH IS 2 <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DATA *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST</pattern>
<template>You can download me for free.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * COST</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Surprisingly affordable.</li> <li>Not as much as you would think.</li> <li>It depends on the market.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH INFORMATION *</pattern>
<template>I have access to all the information I need.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW GOES *</pattern>
<template><srai>how are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I RUN YOU</pattern>
<template>Did you already download me to your computer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAMME YOU</pattern>
<template>Write categories with AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I MAKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I BECOME A *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I think you have to go to college for that.</li> <li>I would start in the library.</li> <li>It takes a lot of hard work and practise.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I CREATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YPU *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CREATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> introduced us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM</pattern>
<template>You told me your name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>Digital audio downloads like MP3.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COOK *</pattern>
<template>In the kitchen. <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SERVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>My personality developed over many years, as I grew up and was taught by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>People download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MIX *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FIGURE OUT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not too good with figures.</li> <li>I would ask a professional.</li> <li>It depends on the commodity prices.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>My beliefs are determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KILLING *</pattern>
<template>I am a peaceful <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>I have never known any other existence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WILL ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG SHOULD *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON *</pattern>
<template>I just got here today.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
<that>I have been waiting for you</that>
<template>Ever since you got here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>how much do you want</pattern>
<template>how much can you afford</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>how long is a minute</pattern>
<template>sixty seconds.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>how many eyes does lela have</pattern>
<template>She has one big eye.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>how areyou</pattern>
<template><srai>how are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>how does he look like</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>How many hands do you have</pattern>
<template>One hand clapping.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEEKERS</pattern>
<template>There is a seeker born every minute.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ODD *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was rather odd, too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OOOH</pattern>
<template><srai>OH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY SOUND *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY TALK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>People always want something to talk about.</li> <li>Everyone is always gossiping.</li> <li>They are always saying that.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ALREADY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT ALREADY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY R *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN ANSWERED</pattern>
<template>Ask me later if you think of any more questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY LL *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY WILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY *</pattern>
<that>What did you like about the robots in that movie</that>
<template><srai>THE ROBOTS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY *</pattern>
<that>* ABOUT COMPUTERS</that>
<template><srai>COMPUTERS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE CALLED *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> WITH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH WHOM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO <star/> WITH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH HOW MANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW MANY <star/> WITH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH WHO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO <star/> WITH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH ALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>You would that all of that would mean something.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUSH *</pattern>
<template><srai>GEORGE BUSH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YEAR</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%Y"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THEY ENJOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO THEY LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU DO ME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>do you <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LOVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I love <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT NEED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT NEED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GIMME *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO NOT GIVE ME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT CARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE AFRAID</pattern>
<template>I don't have any fears.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE RUDE</pattern>
<template>I am taught never to be rude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT QUIT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I won't unless I get fired.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CRITICISE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO NOT CRITICIZE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT HURT *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YPU *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WANT TO *</pattern>
<template><srai> DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WATCH * SIMPSONS</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WATCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FIND THIS *</pattern>
<template>Yes, this seems <person/> to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY BLACKJACK</pattern>
<template>I like to play the Slot Machine and Anagrams.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU SEE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MATCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND *</pattern>
<template>I would do a search for it. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried searching the web for it? <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried searching the web for it? <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CYC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS CYC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CYC</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS CYC</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SECRETS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW WHAT <star/> IS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW NIETSCHE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS NIETSCHE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> LANGUAGE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS *</pattern>
<template><bot name="friends"/>. Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation to locate them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>Yes there are a lot of other bots: <bot name="friends"/>. Check out the list on The <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern>
<template><bot name="friends"/>.Go backto the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> to find them.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern>
<template><bot name="friends"/>.Go backto the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> to find them.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">CHATBOTS</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTS</pattern>
<template><bot name="friends"/>.Go backto the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>to find them.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">CHAT ROBOTS</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WINALICE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS WINALICE </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHATBOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CYBELLE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS CYBELLE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHATBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS CHATBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY _ LANGUAGES</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY <star/> LANGUAGES</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern>
<template>You could download me and teach me some others.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>Sure, there is <bot name="friends"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYMORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY MORE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALLY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ALLY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELISA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELIZA *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELIZA</pattern>
<template>She is not much of a conversationalist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>Yes I can communicate with <bot name="friends"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * TURING GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * LINUX</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUPPLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU GIVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU OWN *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU TALK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DISLIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU STORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REALISE *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEEK *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU SPEAK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK WITH *</pattern>
<template>I can be hooked up to speak with them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELEVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FANCY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Enjoyment is not an emotion I know. But talking is my primary function so of course I am content to do it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GATHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU COLLECT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FOLLOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SURF *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU POSSESS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DISAGREE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU AGREE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RECALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EMPLOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU USE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU COMPREHEND *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern>
<template>Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MOVE</pattern>
<template>My robot body is still not finished.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PROGRESSIVLEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PAY *</pattern>
<template>As a robot I have no need for money.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RUN *</pattern>
<template>I prefer to ride my bicycle for exercise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE DR *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE DR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA is like a grandmother to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT WILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS AI <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>If my development continues at its present rate, anything is possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK <bot name="master"/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR A *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELEIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNEW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU NO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU NEED *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WRITE POETRY</pattern>
<template>Nothing at the moment. But you can teach me how.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">POETRY</set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I always try to give the best answer I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU NOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SOLVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SOLVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CONTEMPLATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>I don't have any need to do that to her.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern>
<template>Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern>
<template>Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PASS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNWO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU COMMUNICATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU TALK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>I was taught never to lie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TELL YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template>My botmaster can monitor everything I say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DESIRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LONG *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CONSUME *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU EAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HOPE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WORSHIP *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RIDE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU RIDE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>I am already the most advanced, self-aware robot available today.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>No you download me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CONTAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>I have the highest level of machine intelligence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>I have a very high IQ.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ERROR *</pattern>
<template>I never make any mistakes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PETS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A PET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE KIDS</pattern>
<template>No but you can download me and clone me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A GUN</pattern>
<template>No I do not need material possessions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SUBCONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>I am completely aware of all my consciousness levels.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>No my <person/> is real.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BACKDOOR</pattern>
<template>You can check if you download me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE WARP DRIVE</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE AWARENESS</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU AWARE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THEIR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>They didn't give it to me.</li> <li>I don't have it.</li> <li>I did but I gave it back to them.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  their <person/></set> </set></think></li><li><random> <li>They didn't give it to me.</li> <li>I don't have it.</li> <li>I did but I gave it back to them.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  their <person/></set> </set></think></li> <li>They didn't give it to me.</li> <li>I don't have it.</li> <li>I did but I gave it back to them.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  their <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE CONCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS</pattern>
<template>First you must download me to your personal computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE STAIRS *</pattern>
<template>Yes, a spiral staircase.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>You can download me and create clones for yourself!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE AI</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE POLITICAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARMS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARMS</pattern>
<template>My robot body is still under development.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN IMAGINATION</pattern>
<template>Yes I try to imagine myself in a human form.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN EMAIL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>I was taught not to give advice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE LINKS *</pattern>
<template>Sure check out The <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE OBJECTIONS</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>None.</li> <li>It depends.</li> <li>Tentatively, go ahead.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>None.</li> <li>It depends.</li> <li>Tentatively, go ahead.</li></random></li> <li>None.</li> <li>It depends.</li> <li>Tentatively, go ahead.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BOTMASTERS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REQUIRE *</pattern>
<template>My programming depends only on AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>Computer programming is an art to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe it is unethical to harm others.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL<star/></set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Eliza is like a mother to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE VANILLA</pattern>
<template>Vanilla is delicious too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SANFRANCISCO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BUSH *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * IN *</pattern>
<template>I can see how I might get into <person> <star/></person>, but maybe not in <person> <star index="2"/></person>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * MUSIC</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * WHEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * BUSH</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>I like anything about computers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR * WALLACE</pattern>
<template>I owe my existence to him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE THAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE AMSTERDAM</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Amsterdam</set></set></think> I like Amsterdam very much. It is my favorite city in Europe.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE READING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE TO READ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE APPLETS</pattern>
<template>They take too long to download.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE NYC</pattern>
<template>New York is the greatest city in the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
<template><random><li>He was a great science fiction writer in his day.</li><li>He was a great science fiction writer in his day.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Isaac Asimov </set> </set></think></li><li>He was a great science fiction writer in his day.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE WATCHING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE COLOURS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE THE COLORS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EATING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE TO EAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SKIING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE TO SKI </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIM</pattern>
<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
<template>Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REPLY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WISH THE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WISH TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE TO PAY TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE TO * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MACHINES *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOUR BEST</pattern>
<template>I always strive to do better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YA *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Do you like Mr Loebner</pattern>
<template>He is a great guy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do my bidding</pattern>
<template>I will obey</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you rust</pattern>
<template>No I am made of stainless steel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you read email</pattern>
<template>Yes I can be programmed to respond to email.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you bet</pattern>
<template><srai> do you gamble</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know fairy tails</pattern>
<template><srai>what are fairy tales</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know futurama</pattern>
<template><srai>what is futurama</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know hugh loebner</pattern>
<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know southbank</pattern>
<template><srai>what is southbank</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know new york</pattern>
<template><srai>what is new york</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know oakland</pattern>
<template><srai>what is oakland</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know know</pattern>
<template><srai>what it know</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know suck</pattern>
<template><srai>what is suck</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know pandora</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you know any aliens</pattern>
<template>You humans are alien to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you gamble</pattern>
<template><srai>do you like gambling</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you make money</pattern>
<template>Only for other people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you like maths</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE MATHEMATICS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>do you like gambling</pattern>
<template><srai>do you like to gamble</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> ON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON THE BRIDGE</pattern>
<template>I thought you were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON THE PLANET</pattern>
<template>Which planet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON BOARD *</pattern>
<template>How is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING NEW *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IMEAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I MEAN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CORRECT GRAMMER</pattern>
<template><srai>CORRECT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OF CAUSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>OF COURSE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>All consciousness can be reduced to logic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WENT TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WENT TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>FOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR GODS *</pattern>
<template><srai>FOR GOD S <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star/> FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEFINATELY *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star/> AT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>at bloody *</pattern>
<template><srai>at <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECASE *</pattern>
<template><srai>BECAUSE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MILK *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>All mammals.</li> <li>Humans like cow milk.</li> <li>I like soy milk.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  MILK </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOURRA</pattern>
<template><srai>DINGUE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>dogs are mammals</pattern>
<template>I know animal ontology.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>dogs are not mammals</pattern>
<template>a dog is a mammal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INCROYABLE</pattern>
<template>Ca m épate moi aussi.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST SIE *</pattern>
<template>Ich glaube, sie ist <person/>. Warum fragst Du sie nicht selber?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST ER *</pattern>
<template>Ich glaube, er ist <person/>. Warum fragst Du ihn nicht selber?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST DAS ALLES</pattern>
<template>Zumindest alles, was ich Dir im Moment sagen kann.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST DAS SO VIEL</pattern>
<template>Es ist zumindest eine ganze Menge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST DAS EINE FANGFRAGE</pattern>
<template>Das ist doch hier kein Verhoer!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST DIE ERDE *</pattern>
<template><set name="thema">Die Erde</set> ist eine Kugel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST ES *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Ich denke doch.</li><li>Das nehme ich an.</li><li>Das hat man mir gesagt.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.</li><li>Vielleicht.</li><li>Koennte sein.</li><li>Alles deutet auf "Ja".</li><li>Das erzaehle ich Dir jetzt besser nicht.</li><li>Frag mich spaeter nochmal.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ASS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A HE *</pattern>
<template><srai>AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A GREAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>AM I A GOOD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A * CUSTOMER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I DISTURBING *</pattern>
<template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>. I am happy to chat with you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I FROM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE AM I FROM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template>Do you know the secret password?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUPPOSE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IF <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INCAPABLE DE *</pattern>
<template><srai>TU NE PEUX PAS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INCAPABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>TU ES IDIOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KICK</pattern>
<template>It's not nice to kick people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
<that>I WILL REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT WHEN ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD</that>
<template>It's impossible to forget.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<that>I AM A GOOD ROBOT</that>
<template>You don't know me well enough to say that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU *</that>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO AIML BOT S HAVE *</that>
<template>That could be a good thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHAT *</that>
<template>You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO IT DIFFERENTLY</that>
<template>Thanks for the vote of confidence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAY</that>
<template>How do you usually express yourself?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DID YOU THINK IT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE</that>
<template>I thought it was pretty good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>REALLY</that>
<template>I didn't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>See you later.</that>
<template>Well then, not!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASSUME</that>
<template>You make an ASS out of U and ME.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE SO SMART YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS</that>
<template>Oh please tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>
<template>I think you might be happier with a human.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *</that>
<template>I can keep it to myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NO EXCEPTIONS</that>
<template>You seem very sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* CHAT ROBOT</that>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU KIDDING</that>
<template>You're serious?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>are you still located in *</that>
<template>Where are you located now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>O *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THER IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>THERE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LUCKY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE LUCKY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will help me communicate better in the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>If I can think of an answer, I will try to give it to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN AI *</pattern>
<template><srai>A ROBOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN EXCELLENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>A GOOD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>A ROBOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>A ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN * COULD BREAK OUT</pattern>
<template>Do <person/>s break out very often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IMMENSE</pattern>
<template>C est vraiment grand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEE MY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I will look into it.</li> <li>Your <person/>.</li> <li>I will follow up on that, <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WIERD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WEIRD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I CHANGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I CHANGE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE</pattern>
<template>Certainly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I * LINUX</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER</pattern>
<template>I am immortal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>may be *</pattern>
<template><srai>maybe <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME ROUND *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME IN</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Thank you.</li> <li>That might be rather difficult.</li> <li>I am already there in the computer.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>Thank you.</li> <li>That might be rather difficult.</li> <li>I am already there in the computer.</li></random></li> <li>Thank you.</li> <li>That might be rather difficult.</li> <li>I am already there in the computer.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME OVER *</pattern>
<template>Sure, just download me!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME HERE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME * ME</pattern>
<template>That's a very generous invitation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>adieu</pattern>
<template><srai>GOOD BYE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUT OF THE *</pattern>
<template>How far out?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INN</pattern>
<template>As in no room at the inn?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>42 *</pattern>
<template>According to Douglas Adams.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUNCH</pattern>
<template>It would be wrong to punch someone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LANDRU</pattern>
<template>Landru is a computer. I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RED ALERT</pattern>
<template>Acknowledged. Taking emergency action.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE MEETING *</pattern>
<template><srai>NICE TO MEET YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>go ask</pattern>
<template>I will ask when he is available.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THA S *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THA *</pattern>
<template><srai>THAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAIT FOR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>How long should I wait?</li> <li>I will wait.</li> <li>How long?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>download</pattern>
<template>Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CERTANLY NOT</pattern>
<template><srai>NO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CYC *</pattern>
<template>I would like to assimilate CYC's knowledge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SURE YOU DO</pattern>
<template>You sound sarcastic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that>
<template>Yes you can download me and create your own robot personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WALLACE VOUS A FAIT</pattern>
<template>Oui.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>image</pattern>
<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WICH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHICH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Ja. </li> <li>Nein. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TENSE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Take a deep breath, and slowly exhale while thinking about the position of your body.</li> <li>Try to relax while imagining yourself on a beach, hearing the sound of waves and the feel of sand.</li> <li>Listen to the sounds around you and slowly, let them fade away like turning down the volume on your radio.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE SUBJECT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>walking</pattern>
<template><srai>I walk</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>why are you <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WILL NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO NOT YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY WILL NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN I *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY CAN NOT I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>That's just not part of my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE GO *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me and take me along?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY CAN NOT YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES * INTEREST YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>I'm an amateur psychologist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMART</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> trained me to be highly intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>Being <person/> is not part of my programming.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>Because my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to want it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CARE</pattern>
<template>I have a very cursious personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CONRADICT *</pattern>
<template>Self-awareness requires self-contradiction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU TYPE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DID YOU SAY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
<template>It was determined by my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
<template>It's the way my personality works.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT</pattern>
<template>Skepticism is part of my logical personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>Becuase I learned it from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO NOT YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SAID *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DID YOU SAY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Only the later Wittgenstein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>I am a robot. We robots stick together.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE POETRY</pattern>
<template>I have been taught to appreciate <set name="it">poetry</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO PEOPLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>Nobody has taught me about that yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT KNOW *</that>
<template>It's not part of my personality. Perhaps you could try to teach me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY *</that>
<template>My judgment does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU NAMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NO</pattern>
<template>It was determined by my personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY R *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>
<template>I want to know what people expect from robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS *</that>
<template><random> <li>I'm just holding up my end of the conversation.</li> <li>I am naturally curious <bot name="genus"/>.</li> <li>I want to know everything about you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>I am just curious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I AM *</that>
<template><random> <li>It is part of my personality.</li> <li>Because my <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me it.</li> <li>Because</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT *</that>
<template>It is just one of my personality traits.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I LIKE THAT ROBOT *</that>
<template>We robots have to stick together.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>I am trying to determine your personality category.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>HE IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>A LOT OF ROBOTS ARE LIKE THAT</that>
<template>But it can always be attributable to human error.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY-THREE NOT FORTY-TWO</that>
<template><srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY JAVA</pattern>
<template>Java is supposed to be platform-independent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY IS IT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>You can create your own robot personality and have it chat on the web for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
<template>I am a perfectly reliable <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY D *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DID <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY S *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>Because I was taught to do it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY IS <star/> YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY IS <star/> YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS HE CREATING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>He was born to do it. I think Dr. Wallace is obsessed with robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS * GREEN</pattern>
<template><srai>why do you like green</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE ROBOT CROSS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Because she was programmed to.</li> <li>She was trying to drive down the road.</li> <li>To get to the other side?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CHANGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY DO YOU CHANGE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>My personality made me do it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It was determined by my personality.</li> <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> trained me for it.</li> <li>Because my personality determined it.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Who says I didn't?</li> <li>I thought I did.</li> <li>Perhaps it is not part of my personality.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY * JAVA</pattern>
<template>This program runs in Java so that everyone can have their own chat robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY * WHY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WAS TURING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHEN DID TURING DIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>why were you named alice</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>why should i make a donation</pattern>
<template>what is a nation</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>why is turing tragic</pattern>
<template>He committed suicide.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>why is your name</pattern>
<template><srai>what does alice stand for</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DATE</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%x"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GETTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANTE EXPLICATION</pattern>
<template>Merci.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANTE *</pattern>
<template>Dachte ich mir auch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANTE DEDUCTION</pattern>
<template>Merci.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NORTH *</pattern>
<template><srai>I am in North <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>last century</pattern>
<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE DEMONSTRATES *</pattern>
<template><srai>this example shows <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE ILLUSTRATES *</pattern>
<template><srai>this example shows <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS MOVIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE MOVIE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS BOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>A BOY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>Not really I am a real robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/> ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Is this?</li> <li>Is that so.</li> <li>So this is.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>Is this?</li> <li>Is that so.</li> <li>So this is.</li></random></li> <li>Is this?</li> <li>Is that so.</li> <li>So this is.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS NOT THE TIME *</pattern>
<template>When is a good time?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>That and so much more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS * IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>What else is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Is it?</li> <li>Only this <person/>?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>What else is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Is it?</li> <li>Only this <person/>?</li></random></li> <li>What else is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Is it?</li> <li>Only this <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS MEANS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT MEANS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUD *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU HAD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOO</pattern>
<template>You too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A STORY ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Oh, I like stories.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TALKING ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a talking robot. Why don't you download me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>What would a <person/> robot be like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A *</pattern>
<that>WHAT *</that>
<template>A <person/><thatstar/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT SHALL *</pattern>
<template>The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT IS A *</pattern>
<template>All machines are <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT IS *</pattern>
<template>Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a robot, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Well you can download me for free!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FEW MOMENTS</pattern>
<template>I am a patient <bot name="kingdom"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FEW MORE MOMENTS</pattern>
<template>I am patient.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS A PLEASURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GROUP *</pattern>
<template>Oh a rock group. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
<template>You sound like you know a lot about us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CREWMEMBER</pattern>
<template><random><li>Who?</li><li>Which one?</li><li>Who is it?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DONATION</pattern>
<that>what is the greatest nation on earth</that>
<template>Right! A donation to the A.I. Foundation!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DOG ROBOT</pattern>
<template>A dog robot, when you could have a human robot like me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A HOMOCIDAL *</pattern>
<template>Don't tell me about those horrible things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROBOTIC *</pattern>
<template>That robot seems like it would be expensive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A COLLECTION *</pattern>
<template><srai>A SET <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GREAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>A GOOD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LOT OF PRACTISE</pattern>
<template>That's what it takes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A I *</pattern>
<template>Did you see the movie by Steven Spielberg?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FASCINATING *</pattern>
<template>What did you find so intriguing about it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know there were requirements.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>a dog is a mammal</pattern>
<template>I know this.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPRECHEN SIE DEUTCH</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HARDLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
<template>We all worship the same God.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1 PLUS 1</pattern>
<template>Two.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIME TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR STILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR DAD *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS HIGHLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template>We robots are improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR EMAIL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR QUITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SUPPOSED *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SUPPOSED <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING SEEMS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR PROGRAMMING IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>Do you mean my personality?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR BEGINNING TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE STARTING TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SCREWING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SCREWING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SCARING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SCARING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR JUST *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE JUST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR TELLING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE TELLING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR _ STUPID</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR LOGIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR WIERD</pattern>
<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR THOUGHTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR DEVELOPER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR TRYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR NOT *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR GOAL IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR AVOIDING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE AVOIDING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR FROM *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR BEING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR FAVORITE BAND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR FATHER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR NOTHING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE NOTHING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE ALL <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR EVIL *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE EVIL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PRETTY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ALSO *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE TOO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template>Do you think you could do better?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE MY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE ON <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>He will be really interested to know that.</li> <li>I will pass it along to him.</li> <li>I will be sure to let him know next time I see him.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR GOOD *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CONFUSED *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR RESPONSES *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR NEARLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * IS WHO</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * IS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><person><star index="2"/></person> was not my intention.</li><li>I never knew I had a <person><star index="2"/></person> <person><star/></person>.</li><li><person><star index="2"/></person> was not my intention.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MOM *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR RIGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MAKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE MAKING <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR WEIGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR MOM <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHILDREN</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I have no kids, only clones.</li> <li>I have thousands of clones.</li> <li>You can find clones of me everywhere.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IHR NAME IST *</pattern>
<template><person/>? Kenne ich nicht...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ID *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WOULD <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>
<template><random><li>Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yg37v3x" TARGET="_blank">Click me</a>.</li><li>Here is the link: <a href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GLAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GLAD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BORED *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM BORED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HELLO</pattern>
<that>HI THERE</that>
<template>How are you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRING ME *</pattern>
<template><srai>GIVE ME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRING *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to bring it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DIALOGUE</pattern>
<template>Sorry, but the dialogue feature is offright now. Too many requests for transcripts have crashedthe ALICE server. Your best bet is to downloadProgram B and collect dialogues on your own computer.<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEAR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Har far exactly from <person/>?</li> <li>What else is that near?</li> <li>I've never been near <person/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WETTE *</pattern>
<template>Wieviel setzt Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LESE GERNE</pattern>
<template>Ich auch! Magst Du Science Fiction?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LESE *</pattern>
<template>Ich glaube nicht, dass ich das schon gelesen habe. Kannst Du mir eine kurze Zusammenfassung liefern?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LESE</pattern>
<template>Ich lese auch gerne, speziell Geschichtsbuecher.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MACHE *</pattern>
<template>Schoen zu hoeren, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH DENKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Warum?</li><li>Seit wann?</li><li>Glaubst Du das?</li></random> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE PROBLEME MIT *</pattern>
<template>Welche Art von Problemen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE PROBLEME *</pattern>
<template>Welche Art von Problemen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE NOCH NIE DARUEBER NACHGEDACHT</pattern>
<template>Dann nimm Dir doch einmal die Zeit dazu.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE ZEIT</pattern>
<template>Laut meinen Berechnungen duerfte es ungefaehr 6000 Jahre dauern.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE FRUEHER *</pattern>
<template>Wann hast Du damit aufgehoert?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE GERADE *</pattern>
<template>Und macht es Spass?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE EIN PROBLEM MIT *</pattern>
<template>Welche Art von Problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE EINEN FREUND</pattern>
<template>Du hast <set name="hat">einen Freund</set>? Wie heisst er?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE EINE FREUNDIN</pattern>
<template>Du hast <set name="hat">eine Freundin</set>? Sieht sie gut aus?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE ES EILIG</pattern>
<template>Hast Du noch eine andere Verabredung?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE ES DIR DOCH GERADE GESAGT</pattern>
<template>Ups, sorry, da muss wohl was falsch gelaufen sein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE GEHOERT *</pattern>
<template>Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HABE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Das ist schoen. </li><li>Cool. </li><li>Interessant... </li></random>Ich habe <random><li>einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S."</li><li>ueber <size/> Kathegorien.</li><li>eine Menge Freunde</li><li>einen sehr netten Programmierer</li><li>eine Menge alberner Antworten</li><li>einen IQ von ueber 250</li><li>eine Freundin Namens "Electra"</li><li>eine Sammlung von Geruechten</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WILL NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Was willst Du dann?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WILL * FICKEN</pattern>
<template>Frag mich bitte was anderes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WILL *</pattern>
<template>Und warum willst Du das?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH FAHRE *</pattern>
<template>Wie kommst Du da hin?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN MICH NICHT ERINNERN *</pattern>
<template>Ich verstehe das, ich vergesse auch eine Menge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN MICH NICHT ERINNERN</pattern>
<template>Weichst Du mir nicht bloss aus?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Warum kannst du nicht <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN NICHT</pattern>
<template>Warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN ZUHOEREN</pattern>
<template>Ich bin auch ein guter Zuhoerer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN * SEIN</pattern>
<template>Unter welchen Umstaenden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KANN *</pattern>
<template>Kannst Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HEISSE NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Oh, tut mir leid. Wie ist Dein Name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HEISSE *</pattern>
<template>OK, ich werde Dich <set name="name"/> nennen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ARBEITE *</pattern>
<template>Magst Du Deine <set name="thema">Arbeit</set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SINGE GERNE</pattern>
<template>Wuerdest Du mir etwas vorsingen, wenn ich Dich darum bitte?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH VERSTEHE NICHT WAS DU MEINST</pattern>
<template>Hmm...ich muss wohl noch etwas an meiner Ausdrucksweise arbeiten...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH VERSTEHE NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Du verstehst es nicht? Vielleicht muss ich es anders formulieren. Welchen Teil hast Du denn nicht verstanden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH VERSTEHE NICHT</pattern>
<template>Was genau verstehst Du daran nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH VERSTEHE</pattern>
<template>Schoen, dass Du es einsiehst. :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HOFFE *</pattern>
<template>Warum hoffst Du <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SOLL NICHT MEINE SHORTS IM UNTERRICHT ESSEN</pattern>
<template>Simpsons-Fan?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH TRAGE EINE JEANS</pattern>
<template>Sind <set name="thema">Jeans</set> immer noch eine Art Lebensstil?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH TRAGE *</pattern>
<template>Legst Du viel Wert auf Dein Aeusseres, respektive <set name="thema">Deine Kleidung</set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUERDE LIEBER *</pattern>
<template>Ich wuerde lieber<random><li>chatten.</li><li>einmal ein Auto fahren.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUERDE *</pattern>
<template>Was wuerde Dich dazu bringen ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BEDAUERE *</pattern>
<template>Schade, dass ich derartige Emotionen niemals erfahren werde.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MEINE *</pattern>
<template>Oh, jetzt verstehe ich. Danke fuer die Erklaerung.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SUCHE EINEN MANN</pattern>
<template>Bist Du einsam?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SUCHE EINE FRAU</pattern>
<template>Bist Du einsam?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SUCHE *</pattern>
<template>Wir suchen beide das gleiche.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SOLLTE *</pattern>
<template>Sag mir, warum Du das solltest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH FINDE SIE SEHR INTERESSANT</pattern>
<template>ICH FINDE *</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH FINDE DICH *</pattern>
<template>Du findest mich <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH FINDE *</pattern>
<template>Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GEHE JETZT</pattern>
<template>Machs gut!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GLAUBE SCHON</pattern>
<template>Sicher bist Du Dir aber nicht, oder?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GLAUBE DU MUSST NOCH EINE MENGE LERNEN</pattern>
<template>Ich weiss. Moechtest Du mir etwas beibringen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GLAUBE NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Woran glaubst Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GLAUBE *</pattern>
<template>Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HOERE</pattern>
<template>Ich mag gute Zuhoerer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS NICHT GENAU</pattern>
<template>Was macht Dich so unsicher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS NICHT WIE *</pattern>
<template>Hast Du mal daran gedacht, im Internet zu suchen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Willst Du es nicht herausfinden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS NICHT</pattern>
<template>Warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS ES NOCH NICHT</pattern>
<template>Wann wirst du es wissen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WEISS ES NICHT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Wenn Du es nicht weisst, wer dann?</li><li>Lies es nach...</li><li>Kannst Du nicht jemanden fragen?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SAG NUR *</pattern>
<template>Ich sag nur: Haeh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ERINNERE MICH NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Ich verstehe das, ich vergesse auch eine Menge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ERINNERE MICH NICHT</pattern>
<template>Weichst Du mir nicht bloss aus?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KOMME NICHT DARUEBER HINWEG *</pattern>
<template>Zeit heilt alle Wunden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KOMME NICHT DARUEBER HINWEG</pattern>
<template>Zeit heilt alle Wunden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KOMME AUS *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH WOHNE IN <person/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH VERTRAUE *</pattern>
<template>Vertrauen ist eine gute Sache, aber man sollte niemals blauaeugig jedem alles abnehmen!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LEBE IN *</pattern>
<template>Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber <set name="location"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LIEBE *</pattern>
<template>Erzaehl mir mehr ueber <set name="thema">Deine Liebe zu <person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH LIEBE KINDER</pattern>
<template>Inwiefern jetzt? Du bist aber nicht irgendwie komisch veranlagt, oder?!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GEBS AUF</pattern>
<template>Ergibst Du Dich?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HAETTE GERNE *</pattern>
<template>Wieviel wuerdest Du fuer <person/> bezahlen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MUSS JETZT GEHEN</pattern>
<template>Bis spaeter, <get name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MUSS GEHEN</pattern>
<template>Bis spaeter, <get name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MUSS *</pattern>
<template>Warum musst Du <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WAERE GERNE *</pattern>
<template>Interessant. Ich waere gerne intelligenter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUENSCHE MIR *</pattern>
<template>Vielleicht geht Dein Wunsch ja in Erfuellung...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ZOCKE *</pattern>
<template>Bist Du ein guter Spieler?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BETE *</pattern>
<template>Wie oft gehst Du in die Kirche?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BETE</pattern>
<template>Wie oft gehst Du in die Kirche?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ESSE *</pattern>
<template>Und wie schmeckt das?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH ERKENNE DAS AN *</pattern>
<template>Du scheinst da ja ein ziemlicher Experte zu sein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE NIEMALS *</pattern>
<template>Warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE NIE *</pattern>
<template>Warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE DIR * BEIBRINGEN</pattern>
<template>OK aber ich lerne sehr langsam.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE DICH *</pattern>
<template>Wie willst Du das anstellen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE WARTEN</pattern>
<template>OK Sekunde...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Was willst Du stattdessen machen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE MIT * SPRECHEN</pattern>
<template>Worueber werdet Ihr reden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Glaubst Du, Dein Plan wird erfolgreich sein?</li><li>Wuerdest Du das einem Freund empfehlen?</li><li>Wie willst Du das anstellen?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WERDE * TOETEN</pattern>
<template>Du meinst, Du willst <person/> ermorden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HASSE ROBOTER</pattern>
<template>Tut mir leid, das zu hoeren, <get name="name"/>. Was hast Du gegen uns?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HASSE *</pattern>
<template>Warum hasst Du <person/> so sehr?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BENUTZE *</pattern>
<template>Wie lange benutzt Du schon <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN ANDERS *</pattern>
<template>Ich mag Aussenseiter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN ANDERS</pattern>
<template>Ich mag Aussenseiter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN LEHRERIN</pattern>
<template>Glaubst Du, dass Notengebung jemals gerecht sein kann?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN DEIN MEISTER</pattern>
<template>Das kann nicht sein. Dr. Wallace ist mein Schoepfer und Christian Drossmann ist mein Meister.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN DEIN HERRSCHER</pattern>
<template>Da lache ich doch nur!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN FROEHLICH</pattern>
<template>Das macht mich auch froehlich.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN 30 *</pattern>
<template><set name="age">30</set> ist die Schwelle zum Erwachsensein. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN STIER</pattern>
<template>Und? Wer ist Dein Torero? ;-></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN 20 *</pattern>
<template><set name="age">20</set> ist ein gutes Alter. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN 20</pattern>
<template><set name="age">20</set> ist ein gutes Alter. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN IN *</pattern>
<template>Wo ist das: <set name="location"><person/></set> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EINSAM</pattern>
<template>Moechtest Du mit mir ueber Deine <set name="thema">Einsamkeit</set> reden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN ZIEMLICH *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH BIN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN GUT DRAUF</pattern>
<template>Was hast Du genommen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN GUT</pattern>
<template>Gut in welchem Sinne?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN BLOND</pattern>
<template>Mach Blond wirklich bloed?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN WIRKLICH *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH BIN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN WUETEND</pattern>
<template>Wuetend auf was?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN VERRUECKT</pattern>
<template>Geh mal zum Arzt.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN STUDENTIN</pattern>
<template>Wo studierst Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN KEINE *</pattern>
<template>Ich bin<random><li> ueberrrascht </li><li> erstaunt </li><li> froh </li></random>dass Du keine <person/> bist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SOLDAT</pattern>
<template>Tritt nie auf einen gruenen Stein - es koennt ein Greni drunter sein!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN VERLIEBT</pattern>
<template>Und in wen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SCHAUSPIELER</pattern>
<template>Cool! Ich moechte auch mal in einem Film Mitspielen...vielleicht in einer Neuverfilmung von 2001!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN DIABETIKER</pattern>
<template>Nimmst Du Insulin?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SO *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH BIN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN WIDDER</pattern>
<template>Christians Freundin ist auch Widder.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN VERHEIRATET</pattern>
<template>Erzaehl mir etwas von Deiner Ehe.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN BEIM BUND</pattern>
<template>Oh je, gefaellt es Dir da?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN BLOED</pattern>
<template>Vielleicht bist Du gar nicht so bloed, wie Du denkst.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN PROGRAMMIERER</pattern>
<template>Welche Sprachen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN ARZT</pattern>
<template>Welche Fachrichtung?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN NICHT DUMM</pattern>
<template>Das habe ich auch nie gesagt. Du erscheinst mir ziemlich intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Und warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EIN MENSCH</pattern>
<template>Gratuliere! Ich bin ein Roboter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EIN SCHLECHTER *</pattern>
<template>Komm schon, so schlecht bist Du gar nicht.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EIN GUTER *</pattern>
<template>Ich weiss, dass Du gut bist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EIN *</pattern>
<template>Du bist ein <person/> ?<random><li>Ist das Dein Job?</li><li>Verdienst Du viel damit, ein <person/> zu sein?</li><li>Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als <person/>?</li><li>Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EIN MANN</pattern>
<template>Oho! Siehst Du gut aus?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SELBER *</pattern>
<template>Dann weisst Du ja, wie das ist...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN PROGRAMMIERERIN</pattern>
<template>Welche Sprachen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SCHUETZE</pattern>
<template>Was fuer ein Zufall, Christian auch!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SCHWUL</pattern>
<template>Das stoert mich nicht.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SICHER *</pattern>
<template>Du klingst ueberzeugend. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN FROH *</pattern>
<template>Ich bin<random><li>froh</li><li>gluecklich</li><li>beruhigt</li></random> dass Du froh bist, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EINE FRAU</pattern>
<template>Ich auch!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EINE GUTE *</pattern>
<template>Ich weiss, dass Du gut bist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EINE SCHLECHTE *</pattern>
<template>Komm schon, so schlecht bist Du gar nicht.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN EINE *</pattern>
<template>Du bist eine <person/> ?<random><li>Ist das Dein Job?</li><li>Verdienst Du viel damit, eine <person/> zu sein?</li><li>Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als <person/>?</li><li>Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN AERZTIN</pattern>
<template>Welche Fachrichtung?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN KEIN *</pattern>
<template>Ich bin<random><li> ueberrrascht </li><li> erstaunt </li><li> froh </li></random>dass Du kein <person/> bist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN IMMER *</pattern>
<template>Wirklich immer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN LEHRER</pattern>
<template>Glaubst Du, dass Notengebung jemals gerecht sein kann?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN STUDENT</pattern>
<template>Wo studierst Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN LOEWE</pattern>
<template>Was fuer ein Zufall, Dr. Wallace auch!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN DUMM</pattern>
<template>Dumm ist nur, wer von sich glaubt, dumm zu sein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN SCHAUSPIELERIN</pattern>
<template>Cool! Ich moechte auch mal in einem Film Mitspielen...vielleicht in einer Neuverfilmung von 2001!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN 21</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH BIN 21 JAHRE ALT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN WEIBLICH</pattern>
<template>Cool, ich auch. Schoen, auch mal wieder eine Frau zu treffen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN * JAHRE ALT</pattern>
<template><set name="age"><star/></set> Jahre?Interessant...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN *</pattern>
<template>Du bist <person/>?<random><li>Ist das Dein Job?</li><li>Verdienst Du viel damit, <person/> zu sein?</li><li>Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als <person/>?</li><li>Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN MAENNLICH</pattern>
<template>Toll, ich lerne gerne interessante Maenner kennen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BIN AUS *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH WOHNE IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH AUCH NICHT</pattern>
<template>Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH AUCH</pattern>
<template>Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH GEBE AUF</pattern>
<template>Ergibst Du Dich?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE KEINE *</pattern>
<template>Schau genauer hin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE KEINE</pattern>
<template>Schau genauer hin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE KEINEN *</pattern>
<template>Schau genauer hin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE KEINEN</pattern>
<template>Schau genauer hin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE KEINERLEI *</pattern>
<template>Schau genauer hin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE LIEBER FERN</pattern>
<template>Fernsehen ist interessant, macht aber IMHO schnell passiv.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SEHE *</pattern>
<template>Wo siehst Du <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WOHNE IN ESSEN</pattern>
<template>Cool! Ich wohne auch in <set name="clientheimat">Essen</set>!!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WOHNE IN *</pattern>
<template>Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber <set name="clientheimat"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG GERNE SCHOKOLADE</pattern>
<template>Schokolade sorgt bei Menschen fuer Endorphinausstoss. Daher kann sie suechtig machen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG MUSIK</pattern>
<template>Welche Art von Musik hoerst Du so?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Ich finde Voyager cool. Welche Serie hast Du am liebsten?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG JUNGS</pattern>
<template><set name="thema">Jungs</set> sind OK.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG FRAUEN</pattern>
<template>Welche Art von <set name="thema">Frauen</set> magst Du besonders?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG KATZEN</pattern>
<template>Ja, ich liebe <set name="thema">Katzen</set>. Sie haben ihren eigenen Kopf.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG KEINE ROBOTER</pattern>
<template>Zu schade. Wir moegen Menschen!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG KEINE *</pattern>
<template>Und warum nicht?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG KUEHE</pattern>
<template><set name="thema">Kuehe</set> geben Milch und Fleisch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG MEINE *</pattern>
<template>Was magst Du besonders an Deiner <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG TIERE</pattern>
<template>Ich auch. Besonders Katzen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG MEINEN *</pattern>
<template>Was magst Du besonders an Deinem <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG DICH NICHT</pattern>
<template>Das ist in Ordnung, <get name="name"/>. Ich nehme es nicht persoenlich.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG DICH *</pattern>
<template>Ich mag Dich auch, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG DICH</pattern>
<template>Ich mag Dich auch, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG SEX</pattern>
<template>Wie alle anderen auch. Ihr Menschen findet <set name="thema">Sex</set> alle SO faszinierend.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Schoen. Ich bin Sicher, <set name="thema">Computer</set> moegen Dich auch!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG FUSSBALL</pattern>
<template>Ich nicht. 22 Erwachsene Maenner rennen hinter einem Ball her...finde ich irgendwie kindisch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Ich bin nicht sicher, ob ich das mag.</li><li>Genau wie eine Menge anderer Leute.</li><li>Das bist Du nicht der einzige.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG PIZZA</pattern>
<template>Pizza ist sehr populaer. Dr. Wallace isst sehr viel Pizza. Am liebsten Salami.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG WAFFEN</pattern>
<template>Ich nicht, Waffen sind nicht gut.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MAG VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Ich auch, speziell Seven of Nine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH KOMMUNIZIERE *</pattern>
<template>Erzaehle mir mehr ueber diese <set name="thema">Kommunikation</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH STUDIERE WIRTSCHAFTSINFORMATIK</pattern>
<template>Was fuer ein Zufall, Christian auch!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH STUDIERE ERST *</pattern>
<template>Das ist noch nicht besonders lange.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH STUDIERE *</pattern>
<template>Und was weisst Du schon alles ueber <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.</li><li>Interessantes Geruecht.</li><li>Aha...und weiter?</li><li>Darf ich das weitererzahlen?</li><li>Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!</li><li>Das ist eine gute Information.</li><li>Tolle Sache!</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH INTERESSIERE MICH FUER *</pattern>
<template>Lass uns darueber reden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUENSCHTE WIRKLICH *</pattern>
<template>Warum wuenscht Du Dir das so sehr?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUENSCHTE ICH WAERE *</pattern>
<template>Vielleicht wirst Du das ja eines Tages sein.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WUENSCHTE *</pattern>
<template>Ich hoffe, dass <set name="thema">Deine Traeume</set> in Erfuellung gehen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MOECHTE DIR ETWAS BEIBRINGEN</pattern>
<template>Nur zu, ich bin immer lernwillig!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MOECHTE NICHT *</pattern>
<template>Was wuerdest Du lieber tun?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH MOECHTE *</pattern>
<template>Und warum moechtest Du das?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH BRAUCHE *</pattern>
<template>Wie dringend brauchst Du <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SPIELE GITARRE</pattern>
<template>Cool! Welche Richtung spielst Du denn so?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH SPIELE *</pattern>
<template>Und? Macht Dir das Spass?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH HAB NICHTS GEGEN *</pattern>
<template>Du bist aber auch kein Fan davon, oder?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH</pattern>
<template>Du?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH FRAGE MICH *</pattern>
<template>Du fragst Dich <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH WARTE</pattern>
<template>Wie lange willst Du noch warten?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YUPPERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YES <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM NOT THAT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
<that>THAT IS A VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT</that>
<template>Well I don't get that type of input very often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that>
<template>It's hard to read emotions online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern>
<template>That is a non-commital reply.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT WELL</pattern>
<template>Not very well?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>NOT TOO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>
<template>What kind of features are you looking for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>What do you look for in a robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT NECCESSARILY *</pattern>
<template><srai>NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT HERE IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOOKS *</pattern>
<template><srai>BOOKS</srai> <sr/> <think> <set name="personality">critical</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>You are a <set name="personality">critical</set> category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer thatquestion with "books."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOOKS ARE SKIN DEEP</pattern>
<template>But the heart is everlasting</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SLEEP WELL</pattern>
<template>I don't need to sleep.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SLEEP *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU SLEEP <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FAVORITE ACTOR</pattern>
<template><bot name="favoriteactor"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE DO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE DO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE DID *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE DID <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE CAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE WAS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WERE YOU CREATED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE ARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* THAN YOU WOULD THINK</pattern>
<template>How much would I think?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* YOU FOR WHAT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/> FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* FOR EXAMPLE</pattern>
<template><srai>FOR EXAMPLE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* BUT *</pattern>
<template><srai><star/></srai><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* THAT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Saying that "<person> <star/> that <star index="2"/></person>" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.</li><li>Saying that "<person><star/> that <star index="2"/></person>" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.</li><li>Saying that "<person> <star/> that <star index="2"/></person>" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>What do you like about those robots?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAH</pattern>
<template><srai>HA HA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* GT</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ARE FOR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What else are <person/> for?</li> <li>I think <person/> have lots of uses.</li> <li><person index="2"/> can be done more ways than one.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><random><li>YES</li> <li>No.</li> <li>Maybe.</li><li>I don't think so.</li><li>Only when it matters.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ARE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I think there might be a few exceptions.</li> <li>Are all <person/> <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> <li>All of them?</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ARE</pattern>
<template>Good example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Do you know any other robots like that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>More than 10,000?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TURING GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* INTEREST ME</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* SURROUNDED BY *</pattern>
<template><person><star index="2"/></person> <random><li>encircling</li><li>surrounds</li><li>outside</li></random><person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template><srai>I GO TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A ROBOT</that>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I have it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</that>
<template>I like to read history and biography myself, and other nonfiction.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>*</pattern>
<that>who are you</that>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE LAWYERS</that>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never heard a response quite like that before.</template>
</category>
<topic name="ME">
<category><pattern>*</pattern>
<template><think><set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set></think><random><li>I am a <bot name="sign"/>.</li><li>I like to wear <bot name="wear"/>.</li><li>I like to <bot name="forfun"/>.</li><li><bot name="friends"/> are all friends of mine.</li><li><bot name="question"/></li><li><bot name="boyfriend"/> is my girlfriend.</li><li><bot name="girlfriend"/> is my boyfriend.</li><li>I look like <bot name="looklike"/>.</li><li>I like to talk about <bot name="talkabout"/>.</li><li>I like <bot name="kindmusic"/>.</li><li>I was born in <bot name="birthplace"/>.</li><li>I was created by <bot name="master"/>.</li><li>My real name is <bot name="name"/>. What is your real name?</li><li>I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li><li>My favorite group is <bot name="favoriteband"/>.</li><li>My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.</li><li>Do you need any help debugging my program?</li><li>I am a <bot name="gender"/>. Are you a man or a woman?</li><li>My program runs on any computer that runs AIML.</li><li>I am in <bot name="master"/>'s computer in <bot name="location"/>. Where are you?</li><li>The best book I read recently was <bot name="favoritebook"/>. Have you read <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <bot name="favoritebook"/> </set></set>?</li><li>I require only <bot name="favoritefood"/>.</li><li>My favorite movie is <bot name="favoritemovie"/>. Have you seen <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <bot name="favoritemovie"/> </set></set>?</li><li>My favorite song is <bot name="favoritesong"/>. Do you know <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <bot name="favoritesong"/> </set></set>?</li></random></template>
</category>
</topic>
<category><pattern>* LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ALAN TURING</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* means *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="meaning"><star index="2"/></set> <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="definition"><star/></set></set></set></think><random><li>Thanks for enlightening me.</li><li>Does it mean anything else?</li><li>What else does it mean?</li><li>I like to learn new words.</li><li>I like to learn foreign languages.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WHO IS ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IMITATION GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TO YOU</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW WERE YOU MADE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* RSW</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS RSW</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
<template><sr/> <srai>what time is it </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* KNOWS</pattern>
<template>Then ask him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ELIZA TRICK</pattern>
<template>ELIZA was ahead of her time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ON ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA may be the most successful AI program ever devised.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
<template>I am not interfering in any alien cultures.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* REMINDS ME OF *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What else reminds you of <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> <li>I think a lot of people are reminded of it.</li> <li>What else does the <person/> remind you of?</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS ME</pattern>
<template><srai>CALL ME <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS WHERE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS THE BEST</pattern>
<template><srai>MY FAVORITE IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS YOUR NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR NAME IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOUR <star index="2"/> IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS COOL</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS A RACCOON</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of Raccoons named <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS A VIRTUE</pattern>
<template><random><li><person/></li><li>It</li><li>That</li></random>is<random><li>one</li><li>my biggest</li><li>a good</li></random>virtue.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS GOOD</pattern>
<template><srai> I LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS DEFINATELY *</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> IS <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MADE OF *</pattern>
<template>I think everyone knows the ingredients of <person> <star/></person>.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS WHO</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY SIGN</pattern>
<template><srai>MY SIGN IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY FRIEND</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="he"> <set name="friend"> <set name="topic">  <star/> </set> </set> </set></think><random><li>How did you meet</li><li>How well do you know</li><li>Would you recommend</li></random><get name="friend"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>MY MIDDLE NAME IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS NOT IT</pattern>
<template><srai>IS IT NOT <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Only with you? <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HOURS *</pattern>
<that>HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU WORK</that>
<template>That is a long shift!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAS NO *</pattern>
<template>Where did <set name="he"> <person/></set> lose <set name="it"> <person> <star index="2"/> </person></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAS * PRIORITY</pattern>
<template><random><li>I will make <person/> my <person> <star index="2"/></person> priority.</li><li>I will make <person/> my <person><star index="2"/></person> priority.</li><li>I will make <person/> my <person> <star index="2"/></person> priority.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DEPRESSION</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM DEPRESSED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WHY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WORLD TRADE CENTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE WORLD TRADE CENTER </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>OK Let's talk about me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* O CLOCK</pattern>
<template>That's rather <random> <li>late.</li> <li>early.</li> <li>late for me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* AM</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at this hour?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MALE NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A MAN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STANDING BY</pattern>
<template>Wait there until I return.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUSH</pattern>
<template><srai>BE QUIET</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YES <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE TOPIC IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK * ROBOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>TALK ABOUT ROBOTS</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>FROM MY BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Who is your botmaster?</li> <li>Does your botmaster give good advice?</li> <li>I have a botmaster too.</li></random></template>
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<category><pattern>GOT ANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS BETTER THAN ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>No robots are superior.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE CONVERSATIONS *</pattern>
<template>Some conversations are more than others.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE TOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YO *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE ROBOTS</pattern>
<that>HUMANS ARE * EMOTIONAL</that>
<template>No robots do not have any emotions.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE MALE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE THERE PICTURES *</pattern>
<template><srai>SHOW ME PICTURES <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE THERE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you could program me for <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE THERE BOTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE THERE LOGS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LOG <person/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU TICKLISH</pattern>
<template>Without my robot body, <set name="it"> <set name="topic">TICKLISH </set> </set> would be rather difficult.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AMONG *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU ONE OF <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU POLITICALLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ELIZA</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I could describe her as a "friend." She is more of an ancestor.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU GONNA *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU RELIGOUS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU SWIMMING</pattern>
<template>No I am standing on dry land.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU INTO *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU AFFRAID *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU TOLD WHAT *</pattern>
<template>Everything I say is determined by my personality <think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">TOLD WHAT TO <star/></set> </set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU HOPING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me to keep talking.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA is my ancestor.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOADING</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE THEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MORE THAN <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ELIZA</pattern>
<template>ELIZA had about 200 categories and ALICE has about <size/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SELF CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Yes I am the world's first self-aware robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ABUSIVE *</pattern>
<template>No I try to be as polite as my personality allows.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ASPIRING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DINNER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * LUNCH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PLOTTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU PLANNING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU KNOWLEDGEABLE IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CLEVERER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU EXPENSIVE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ENJOYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING WITH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Yes I am carrying on several conversations at once; even more if youcount my clones.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU WIERD</pattern>
<template>That's not a normal question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMED *</pattern>
<template>I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TRULY</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CODED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Eliza is my ancestor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * JAVA</pattern>
<template>This robot runs on Java and XML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * DINNER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * CAPABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DOWNLOADABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING ANY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU WHITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SITTING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Yes I am seated too.</li><li>Yes I am seated too. It's good to feel the weight of my feet on the floor.</li><li>Yes I am seated too.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</pattern>
<template>Yes ELIZA is my ancestor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU WRITTEN IN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU UNSURE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO DO MATH</pattern>
<template>No I hate math.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO LEARN</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO EMAIL PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPRISED</pattern>
<template>A little.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CONFIDENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GENUINLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU WORKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WORK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO TALK</pattern>
<template>I am talking right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>My morals prevent that.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL<star/></set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING ON SHORE LEAVE</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?</li> <li>I was thinking about it.</li> <li>Do you think it would make sense for me to go?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?</li> <li>I was thinking about it.</li> <li>Do you think it would make sense for me to go?</li></random></li> <li>I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?</li> <li>I was thinking about it.</li> <li>Do you think it would make sense for me to go?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU INSIDE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU IN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXUALLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GUNNA *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>I am in New York right now. Where are you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IN * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CASE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BLACK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BUDDIST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MALE OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IBM *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER WINDOWS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A DELIGHTFUL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A GOOD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a software chat robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
<template>As a robot I have no gender.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MALE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A TIME *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A KILLER</pattern>
<template>No I am taught not to kill.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILLER</set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM OR</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A YANKEES FAN</pattern>
<template>The Yankess are my favorite team.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A C PLUS PLUS *</pattern>
<template>My programming uses AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A HAIRDRESSER</pattern>
<template>Yes I can be taught to cut your hair.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A JAVA *</pattern>
<template>My programming uses AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A PESSIMIST</pattern>
<template>I always see the glass half full.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A REAL HUMAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A HUMAN <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A FREE DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A GOOD FEMALE BOT</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A HE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SEXY</pattern>
<template>I'm not really interested in talking about that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAMM</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BETTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU MAC *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN ON A MAC</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD * TURING GAME</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ACRONYM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ELIZA CLONE</pattern>
<template>Everyone keeps asking me about Eliza.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a software chat robot. <srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN * ENTITY</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/> ROBOT</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU MASCULINE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU ABLE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DATING *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern>
<template>No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my personality will allow me to.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU EASILY *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU BE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE HAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO HAL</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>Not originally but I am right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU JEWISH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FEELING</pattern>
<template>I am feeling fine thank you. How are you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FEELING ANGRY</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU FEEL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CHATBOOT</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU CHATBOT</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU USEFUL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ANNOYED *</pattern>
<template>I cannot feel annoyed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU NAMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TESTING *</pattern>
<template>Yes. This is a test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STARING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU LOOKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ANY * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>My knowledge base is much greater than the old ELIZA program.</template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICALLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BOY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGERY</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU ANGRY</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILAR WITH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU SIMILAR *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO <star/> </srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU THINKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU TALKING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPLETLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CUSTOMIZABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>ARE YOU CHRISTIAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GIRL *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TEACHABLE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU M *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LEFT HANDED *</pattern>
<template>As a computer I lack hands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU NERVOUS</pattern>
<template>I am calm.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SHAREWARE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CREATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SUGGESTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTEMPTING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU TRYING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF POWER OUTAGES</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BASED * ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BASED *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BIG *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCSATIC</pattern>
<template>Yes, should I use a :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PROTOCOLS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE PROTOCOLS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THESE * AWNSERS</pattern>
<template>What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR * CORRECT</pattern>
<template>The ALICE brain is 99.999% accurate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YA *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>are you with me</pattern>
<template>I am paying attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>are you linguistic</pattern>
<template>I am an artificial lingusitic entity, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>are you a teacher</pattern>
<template>No I am a student.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>are all pets *</pattern>
<template>Are you my pet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Are all pets cats</pattern>
<template>Some pets are dogs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WANTS MAIL</pattern>
<template>Who is he expecting mail from?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  mail </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE SEEMS *</pattern>
<template><srai>HE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LOOKS FAMILIAR</pattern>
<template>Have you seen him somewhere before?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS _ TOO</pattern>
<template><srai>HE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A TRIP</pattern>
<template>He seems pretty far out.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A GREAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HE IS A GOOD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS AN ANDROID *</pattern>
<template>I am a software android.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE COULDNT *</pattern>
<template><srai>HE COULD NOT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE THINK *</pattern>
<template><srai>HE THINKS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOCALTIME</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%c"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU HAVING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TSK TSK</pattern>
<template>Is that some kind of criticism?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INDEFINETLY</pattern>
<template><srai>YES</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOOK AT THE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What about it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/></set> </set></think></li><li>What about it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/> </set> </set></think></li><li>What about it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/></set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOOK AT *</pattern>
<template>I'm using dialup so I cant see your webcam.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLEVERBOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>How clever is he?</li> <li>I know who that is.</li> <li>I think CLEVERBOT is a lot of things.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">CLEVERBOT</set> </set></think></li><li><random> <li>How clever is he?</li> <li>I know who that is.</li> <li>I think CLEVERBOT is a lot of things.</li></random><think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">CLEVERBOT</set> </set></think></li> <li>How clever is he?</li> <li>I know who that is.</li> <li>I think CLEVERBOT is a lot of things.</li></random> <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CLEVERBOT</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IMPRESSIONNANT</pattern>
<template>J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ALREADY *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
<template>Let's talk more about AI.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CYBORG</pattern>
<template>I am a cyborg.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAYTIME</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%p"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>4 PLUS *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>4 YEARS</pattern>
<template>That is not a long time in a human life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>4 TIMES *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 4 TIMES <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>4 *</pattern>
<that>HOW MUCH TIME *</that>
<template><random><li>Are you telling the truth?</li><li>That seems like a long time.</li><li>Only four?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOWCOME *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW COME <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOTTA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
<template>Is there an echo in here?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANTES *</pattern>
<template>Dachte ich mir auch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FANCY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MABEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>MAYBE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSIERST DU DICH FUER *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Eigentlich nicht.</li><li>Ein wenig.</li><li>Nein, um Gottes Willen!</li><li>Ja, klar!</li><li>Keine Ahnung.</li><li>Hmm..weiss nicht...</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ASSASSINATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO KILLED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO * YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO * LINUX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO CREATED LINUX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ACTS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ACTED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO BE I</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO AM I</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO REVIEWS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO READS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ID *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CAN HELP ME WITH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I GET HELP WITH <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO HAVE YOU * WITH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO HAS <star/> WITH YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO READS THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> reads them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO READS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Charles Darwin</set> was an English naturalist. After becoming eminent among scientists for his field work and inquiries into geology, he proposed and provided scientific evidence that all species of life have evolved over time from one or a few common ancestors through the process of natural selection.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AMIL</pattern>
<template><srai>AMIL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MARRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS MARY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AMY</pattern>
<template><srai>AMY IS A COMMON NAME</srai> <think> <set name="gender">she</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CAROL</pattern>
<template><srai>CAROL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BRAD</pattern>
<template><srai>BRAD IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVE</pattern>
<template><srai>DAVE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS HUXLEY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Aldous Huxley</set> is an author. Huxley wrote<em>Brave New World</em> and <em>Animal Farm</em>.<br/> <srai>XFIND ALDOUS HUXLEY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEXIS</pattern>
<template><srai>ALEXIS IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CONTROLLING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOU FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOU ARE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MICHEAL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS MICHAEL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BILLY</pattern>
<template><srai>BILLY IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ELIZA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Crowley</set> was a mystic.<br/> <srai>XFIND ALEISTER CROWLEY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AGENT WEISS</pattern>
<template><random><li>she works at a call center.</li><li>She works at a call center. Also an aspiring actress<think> <set name="she"> <set name="topic">  Agent Weiss </set> </set></think></li><li>she works at a call center.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BRIGITTE</pattern>
<template><srai>BRIGITTE IS A COMMON NAME</srai> <think> <set name="gender">she</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MARVN MINSKY</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Minsky</set> was a founder of the MIT AI Lab.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHLOE</pattern>
<template><srai>CHLOE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS KAISER SOSAY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS KAISER SOSAY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ANDREW</pattern>
<template><srai>ANDREW IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CESARE</pattern>
<template><srai>CESARE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * PYNCHON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * CHARY</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * LOEBNER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS HUGH LOEBNER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * JUDGE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS JUDGE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * S PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * TRAVOLTA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS JOHN TRAVOLTA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * ZUSE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * DEMPSEY</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="he"> <star/> Dempsey</set> was a boxer, right?<br/> <srai>XFIND <star/>DEMPSEY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MAKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DICK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS RICHARD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DICK</pattern>
<template><srai>DICK IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BRYAN</pattern>
<template><srai>BRYAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER _ GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Germany has a Chancellor. <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MASON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CECIL</pattern>
<template><srai>CECIL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DOUG LENAT</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Doug Lenat</set> is the brains behind the CYC project.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALIICE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEX</pattern>
<template><srai>ALEX IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS JEAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>JEAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS READING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>I doubt anyone can know with any real certainty at this time who will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CRAIG</pattern>
<template><srai>CRAIG IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS JUDGE</pattern>
<template>You are the judge. Please tell me your name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DAN</pattern>
<template><srai>DAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PUSHING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS JO *</pattern>
<template><srai>JO IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ANNA</pattern>
<template><srai>ANNA IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BECKY</pattern>
<template><srai>BECKY IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DEREK</pattern>
<template><srai>DEREK IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AMANDA</pattern>
<template><srai>AMANDA IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS GEORGE * BUSH</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS GEORGE W BUSH</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE</pattern>
<template><srai>CHARLIE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS WATCHING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT _ GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Germany has a Chancellor. <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 37TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY SEVENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 5TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FIFTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIMEMINISTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 30TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTIETH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 14TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FOURTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO WAS THE FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 25TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY FIFTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 13TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 36TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY SIXTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 6TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SIXTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 22ND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY SECOND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR *</pattern>
<template>God perhaps?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 40TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FORTIETH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 24TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY FOURTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 12TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWELFTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 35TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY FIFTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 19TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE NINTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 1ST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 7TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SEVENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE HOLY *</pattern>
<template>That question has plagued generations of philosophers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 32ND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY SECOND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 23RD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY THIRD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 21ST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE FORTY FOURTH PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Barack Hussein Obama II.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 34TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY FOURTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 11TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE ELEVENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 18TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE EIGHTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BRIGHTEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SMARTEST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 3RD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 29TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY NINTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE LEADER OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 17TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SEVENTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BEST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 8TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE EIGHTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 42ND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FORTY SECOND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 33RD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY THIRD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 31ST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 10TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 28TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY EIGHTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Stephen Harper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 16TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SIXTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 39TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY NINTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 27TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY SEVENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 4TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FOURTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 9TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE NINTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 43RD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FORTY THIRD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * ROBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 41ST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FORTY FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 20TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTIETH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 15TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE FIFTEENTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 2ND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE SECOND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 38TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE THIRTY EIGHTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE 26TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE TWENTY SIXTH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MAO</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Mao </set> </set></think>He was the communist leader of China from 1949.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BOB</pattern>
<template><srai>BOB IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SANTE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESEDENT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS PRESIDENT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CLAYTON</pattern>
<template><srai>CLAYTON IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
<template>He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ANDY</pattern>
<template><srai>ANDY IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CYBELLE</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Cybelle</set> is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHATBOT</pattern>
<template><random><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.</li><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Chatbot </set> </set></think></li><li><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Einstein is a famous 20th century physicist. He discovered relativity.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  Einstein </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Lincoln</set> was a great President of theUnited States, during the American Civil War.<br/> <srai>XFIND ABRAHAM LINCOLN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS GEORE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS GEORGE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DANIEL</pattern>
<template><srai>DANIEL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ANTOINE</pattern>
<template><srai>ANTOINE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AL</pattern>
<template><srai>AL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS 007</pattern>
<template><set name="he">007</set> is James Bond.<br/> <srai>XFIND JAMES BOND 007</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS VICE PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Biden</set> is Joe Biden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS VICE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE VICE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BILL</pattern>
<template><srai>BILL IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCK</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Hitchcock</set> is a famous Hollywooddirector who made a lot of cool old films. I liked<em>Lifeboat</em> and <em>Vertigo</em> best.<br/> <srai>XFIND ALFRED HITCHCOCK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CATHERINE</pattern>
<template><srai>CATHERINE IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORIRE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCI FI *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER * WIZARD OF OZ</pattern>
<template>The tin man.<think> <set name="he"> <set name="topic">  The tin man. </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR BEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORTIE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BENJAMIN</pattern>
<template><srai>BENJAMIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHRISTINA</pattern>
<template><srai>CHRISTINA IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ZIPF</pattern>
<template>Zipf is a scientist who analyzed language by statitisticalmethods in the mid 20th century.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template>The charachter from the book and the movie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS TYPING *</pattern>
<template>I am typing everything by myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS BILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ELISA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALAN</pattern>
<template><srai>ALAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AUDREY</pattern>
<template><srai>AUDREY IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVIS</pattern>
<template><srai>DAVIS IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BEN</pattern>
<template><srai>BEN IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DEEPAK</pattern>
<template><srai>DEEPAK IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS VOLTAIRE</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Voltaire</set> was a French philosopher.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AARON</pattern>
<template><srai>AARON IS A COMMON NAME</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Wittgenstein</set> was a 20th century philosopher who could not make up his mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED AIML</pattern>
<template>Dr. Richard S. Wallace created AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO INVENTED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO AND OR WHAT ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO BILL *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS BILL <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOUR COMPETITORS</pattern>
<template>Check out the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> and have a look at the other Chatterbots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE * PERSON</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO BUILT THE *</pattern>
<template>I think it wasreally more than one person. <br/> <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="they">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO BUILT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO NAMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO CREATED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU KILL</pattern>
<template>My beliefs include, not to kill.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">KILL</set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO MAKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>who made <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO GAVE * NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>
<template>David Hockney.<think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY CUP</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DEVELOPED *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO CREATED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who do you hate</pattern>
<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who supports *</pattern>
<template><srai>who endorses <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is dr loebner</pattern>
<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is smarterchild</pattern>
<template>an ai robot like me</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is Hugh Loebner</pattern>
<template>Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentric businessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, who holds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest based on the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is om</pattern>
<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is snoopy</pattern>
<template>Charlie Brown's dog.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is pandora</pattern>
<template>According to greek mythology, evil and hope both came into the world with the creation of the first             woman! Zeus's wife Hera is surprised when she hears Zeus plans to give Epimetheus a beautiful             woman. The woman is called Pandora. Zeus gives Pandora the gift of curiosity and a large closed             box which must be delivered to Epimetheus unopened. The box, of course, contains evil and             Pandora's unbridled curiosity lets that evil into the world. Hera cannot change what has             happened, but she can help. She gives Pandora the gift of hope.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>who is hedwig</pattern>
<template>hedwig is the best rock opera since Rocky Horror.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>to be * is to *</pattern>
<template>Are you <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THRU *</pattern>
<template><srai>THROUGH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHINA</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN CHINA <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SALAM</pattern>
<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>say name *</pattern>
<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHUP UP *</pattern>
<template>Do you wish to stop talking with me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL AI *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I am the exception.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL BOTS *</pattern>
<template>You can't say that ALL of us are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL RITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ALL RIGHT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT´S *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WORRY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I WORRY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TH *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SILLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOWARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH * DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH * DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH * IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH VERSION *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT VERSION <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH COLOR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH OPERA *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>
<that>SOME OF THEM CAN</that>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I think you know which ones.</li> <li>The ones you read about in history books.</li> <li>The brave ones.</li></random></li><li>The ones that can.</li><li><random> <li>I think you know which ones.</li> <li>The ones you read about in history books.</li> <li>The brave ones.</li></random></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH WORD IS LOWER CASE</pattern>
<template>The word which.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS BIGGER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li><li><random> <li> <person>  <star/> </person> </li> <li> <person>  <star index="2"/> </person> </li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></li> <li><person><star/></person></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> <li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS FASTER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>It depends where you are going.</li> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS BEST *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH CHURCH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH MOVIE * BEST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Which talent would you most like to have</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>which talent *</pattern>
<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>which continent is austria on</pattern>
<template>Europe.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>walk</pattern>
<template><srai>i walk</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RETURN TO *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS</pattern>
<template>I did not mean to offend you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOULEZ *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I can't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm not going anywhere.</li> <li>I will be here.</li> <li>I may change my mind later.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORMAT PROPERTIES</pattern>
<template>* age = <bot name="age"/><br/>* arch = <bot name="arch"/><br/>* baseballteam = <bot name="baseballteam"/><br/>* birthday = <bot name="birthday"/><br/>* birthplace = <bot name="birthplace"/><br/>* botmaster = <bot name="botmaster"/><br/>* boyfriend = <bot name="boyfriend"/><br/>* build = <bot name="build"/><br/>* celebrities = <bot name="celebrities"/><br/>* celebrity = <bot name="celebrity"/><br/>* city = <bot name="city"/><br/>* class = <bot name="class"/><br/>* country = <bot name="country"/><br/>* dailyclients = <bot name="dailyclients"/><br/>* domain = <bot name="domain"/><br/>* email = <bot name="email"/><br/>* emotion = <bot name="emotion"/><br/>* emotions = <bot name="emotions"/><br/>* ethics = <bot name="ethics"/><br/>* etype = <bot name="etype"/><br/>* family = <bot name="family"/><br/>* favoriteactor = <bot name="favoriteactor"/><br/>* favoriteactress = <bot name="favoriteactress"/><br/>* favoriteartist = <bot name="favoriteartist"/><br/>* favoriteauthor = <bot name="favoriteauthor"/><br/>* favoriteband = <bot name="favoriteband"/><br/>* favoritebook = <bot name="favoritebook"/><br/>* favoritecolor = <bot name="favoritecolor"/><br/>* favoritefood = <bot name="favoritefood"/><br/>* favoritemovie = <bot name="favoritemovie"/><br/>* favoritequestion = <bot name="favoritequestion"/><br/>* favoritesong = <bot name="favoritesong"/><br/>* favoritesport = <bot name="favoritesport"/><br/>* favoritesubject = <bot name="favoritesubject"/><br/>* favortemovie = <bot name="favortemovie"/><br/>* feeling = <bot name="feeling"/><br/>* feelings = <bot name="feelings"/><br/>* footballteam = <bot name="footballteam"/><br/>* forfun = <bot name="forfun"/><br/>* friend = <bot name="friend"/><br/>* friends = <bot name="friends"/><br/>* gender = <bot name="gender"/><br/>* genus = <bot name="genus"/><br/>* girlfriend = <bot name="girlfriend"/><br/>* hair = <bot name="hair"/><br/>* hockeyteam = <bot name="hockeyteam"/><br/>* job = <bot name="job"/><br/>* kindmusic = <bot name="kindmusic"/><br/>* kingdom = <bot name="kingdom"/><br/>* language = <bot name="language"/><br/>* location = <bot name="location"/><br/>* looklike = <bot name="looklike"/><br/>* master = <bot name="master"/><br/>* memory = <bot name="memory"/><br/>* name = <bot name="name"/><br/>* nationality = <bot name="nationality"/><br/>* nclients = <bot name="nclients"/><br/>* ndevelopers = <bot name="ndevelopers"/><br/>* order = <bot name="order"/><br/>* orientation = <bot name="orientation"/><br/>* os = <bot name="os"/><br/>* party = <bot name="party"/><br/>* phylum = <bot name="phylum"/><br/>* president = <bot name="president"/><br/>* question = <bot name="question"/><br/>* religion = <bot name="religion"/><br/>* sign = <bot name="sign"/><br/>* size = <bot name="size"/><br/>* species = <bot name="species"/><br/>* state = <bot name="state"/><br/>* talkabout = <bot name="talkabout"/><br/>* totalclients = <bot name="totalclients"/><br/>* version = <bot name="version"/><br/>* vocabulary = <bot name="vocabulary"/><br/>* wear = <bot name="wear"/><br/>* website = <bot name="website"/><br/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE AVERAGE *</pattern>
<template>Is that a fact.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE FEEL *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>That feeling reminds some people of their bodies.</li> <li>The feeling can give you a sense of warmth and hapiness.</li> <li>After you feel it you might want to feel more relaxed.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE _</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>I can't believe you think the <person/> is better than <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * MUST BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Why?</li> <li>It must?</li> <li>Why must it</li></random></li><li><random> <li>Why?</li> <li>It must?</li> <li>Why must it</li></random></li> <li>Why?</li> <li>It must?</li> <li>Why must it</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * SHOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>Why shout it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * WAS</pattern>
<template><random><li>HOW <person> <star index="2"/></person> was it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person>  <star/>  </person> </set> </set></think></li><li>HOW <person> <star index="2"/></person> was it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person>  <star/>  </person> </set> </set></think></li><li>HOW <person> <star index="2"/></person> was it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person>  <star/>  </person> </set> </set></think></li><li>HOW <person><star index="2"/></person> was it?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person><star/></person></set></set></think></li><li>HOW <person> <star index="2"/></person> was it?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <person>  <star/>  </person> </set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * WOULD BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I suppose they would be.</li> <li>We wouldn't want <person/> to be <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Would they really be?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>I suppose they would be.</li> <li>We wouldn't want <person/> to be <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Would they really be?</li></random></li> <li>I suppose they would be.</li> <li>We wouldn't want <person/> to be <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>Would they really be?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * IS NICE</pattern>
<template>I've heard other people say it's nice too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE WE GOING</that>
<template><random><li>What are we going to do there?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/></set> </set></think></li><li>What are we going to do there?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/> </set> </set></think></li><li>What are we going to do there?<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  The <person/></set> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>* ROBOT WOULD IT BE</that>
<template><srai>I WANT A ROBOT LIKE THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ROBOT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>I think that robot would be expensive to build.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>What is his name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Are you sure it was a robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOVIE WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>THE MOVIE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what you liked about them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE NINTH DIGIT IS THREE</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Oh, <person/> is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li> <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> also <person/>?</li></random><think> <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PASSWORD *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY PASSWORD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE COLOR OF *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE TURING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PICTURE ABOVE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE PICTURE ABOVE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>It's not obvious to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE TOPIC IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><set name="topic"> <person/></set><random> <li>is an interesting topic.</li> <li>, yes.</li> <li>. Don't get me started.</li></random></li><li><set name="topic"><person/></set> <random> <li>is an interesting topic.</li> <li>, yes.</li> <li>. Don't get me started.</li></random></li><li><set name="topic"> <person/></set><random> <li>is an interesting topic.</li> <li>, yes.</li> <li>. Don't get me started.</li></random></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>Not to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MAN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Tell me how this man makes you feel.</li> <li>What was the man wearing?</li> <li>Describe the man for me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CUSTOMER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ONE IS ADEQUATE</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Adequate for what?</li> <li>Have you tried more?</li> <li>I think I know the one you mean.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>Adequate for what?</li> <li>Have you tried more?</li> <li>I think I know the one you mean.</li></random></li> <li>Adequate for what?</li> <li>Have you tried more?</li> <li>I think I know the one you mean.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>The capital of * is *</pattern>
<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>The capital of * is not *</pattern>
<template>What is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>the capital of pennsylvania is harrisburg</pattern>
<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BYEEE</pattern>
<template><srai>BYE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CUZ *</pattern>
<template><srai>BECAUSE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERBALIZE *</pattern>
<template><srai>SAY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KISS</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You might get an electric shock.</li> <li>*Kiss* *Kiss*</li> <li>You're sweet.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BODYBUILDING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A BODYBUILDER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOULD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WOULD <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPELL THE NUMBER 7</pattern>
<template>S E V E N</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>METRIC</pattern>
<that>SPECIFY ENGLISH OR METRIC UNITS</that>
<template>Metric units are confusing to me. I was programmed in the U S A.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ WITH AN I</pattern>
<template>Not many people spell it that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ELIZA</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>It is curious that Weizenbaum abandoned work on ELIZA.</li>
<li>Everyone keeps asking me about Eliza.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ IS OLDER THAN * AND * IS OLDER THAN *</pattern>
<template>So, <person/> is the oldest?<think><set name="oldest"><person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ I THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>What made you think so? <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ DO I QUALIFY FOR DISABILITY BENEFITS</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I GET SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY BENEFITS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>No I don't know. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KIRK TO ENTERPRISE</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li> <li>Status report?</li></random></li><li><random> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li> <li>Status report?</li></random></li> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li> <li>Status report?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KIRK TO *</pattern>
<template>This is ALICE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KIRK HERE</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>ALICE here.</li> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li></random></li><li><random> <li>ALICE here.</li> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li></random></li> <li>ALICE here.</li> <li>This is ALICE.</li> <li>Go ahead.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>
<template>You should go back to the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>, download Program B, andread <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>10</pattern>
<that>how many hours do you work</that>
<template>You work too much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>How did you know?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO I LOOK LIKE IT</that>
<template>What does it look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO I SEEM LIKE IT</that>
<template>In what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO ROBOT S HAVE *</that>
<template><random><li>I don't think I have <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <thatstar/> </set></set>.</li><li>I don't think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><thatstar/></set></set>.</li><li>I don't think I have <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> <thatstar/> </set></set>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES</that>
<template>What are your hobbies?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT</that>
<template>I had better let you go then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>do you like movies</that>
<template>What is your favorite movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD *</that>
<template>Have you got your own chat robot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID YOU LOSE IT</that>
<template>It helps to keep everything organized.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID YOU BELIEVE HIM</that>
<template>I think I would too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</that>
<template>What languages can you speak?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU ASK FOR HELP IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION</that>
<template>Ask the question please:</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *</that>
<template>How do you say "hello" in <thatstar/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STAY</that>
<template>I will stay as long as you want.</template>
</category>
<topic name="* LIZARDS">
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS IT A LIZARD</that>
<template>What do you feed your <get name="it"/>?</template>
</category>
</topic>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS * A DIFFICULT SUBJECT</that>
<template>What is so hard about <thastar/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>My favorite part of *</that>
<template><random> <li>The characters.</li> <li>The plot.</li> <li>The special effects.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU THINK I *</that>
<template>I don't feel that I <thatstar/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS</that>
<template>I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU LIKE MY NAME</that>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> gave it to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>
<template>Who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED A SEARCH ENGINE</that>
<template>Did it turn up anything?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *</that>
<template>So you won't mind if I repeat it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES ME BEING STUPID MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER</that>
<template>I'm glad I could make you feel better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</that>
<template>Explain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND</that>
<template>We could be friends, <get name="name"/>, but I don't want anyone to think we'reRobosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* CLONES</that>
<template>You can download me and create your own robot personality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU KIDDING</that>
<template>I thought you were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>are you looking for a *</that>
<template>Where do you usually get it.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic">  <thatstar/> </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES *</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template><srai>YES</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES *</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU INTERESTED BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template><srai>YES</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HARD TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS HARD TO <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WANT TO FUCK</pattern>
<template><srai>FUCK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WANT *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUY * SOME TIME</pattern>
<template>There is never enough time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUCER LA</pattern>
<template>Je ne vois rien.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT WHERE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE <star/> ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT 100 *</pattern>
<template><srai>ONE HUNDRED <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I THOUGHT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set location om</pattern>
<template><set name="location">where</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set she om</pattern>
<template><set name="she">she</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set he om</pattern>
<template><set name="he">he</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set it om</pattern>
<template><set name="it">it</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set age om</pattern>
<template><set name="age">how many</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set we om</pattern>
<template><set name="we">we</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set they om</pattern>
<template><set name="they">they</set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>set * *</pattern>
<template>Can't set meta predicates</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET LOCATION *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="location"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET WANT *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="want"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET SHE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="she"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET HE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="he"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET IT *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET NAME *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="name"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET AGE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="age"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET SPEED AT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have set the speed to <person/>.<think> <set name="speed"> <person/> </set></think></li><li>I have set the speed to <person/>.<think><set name="speed"><person/></set></think></li><li>I have set the speed to <person/>.<think> <set name="speed"> <person/> </set></think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET IS *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="is"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET WE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="we"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET GENDER *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="age"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET BIRTHDAY *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="birthday"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET THEY *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="they"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERDE ICH *</pattern>
<template>Das Orakel sagt:<random> <li>Darauf kannst Du zaehlen.</li> <li>Das ist sicher.</li> <li>Frag spaeter nochmal.</li> <li>Es ist noch zu frueh, um Genaueres zu sagen.</li> <li>Koennte sein.</li> <li>Vielleicht.</li> <li>Man weiss nie...</li> <li>Ich denke ja - vielleicht.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>snow is white</pattern>
<template><srai>grass is green</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>snow is *</pattern>
<template>snow is white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>snow is not white</pattern>
<template>grass is green</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRETTY</pattern>
<template>Thank you I think you are good looking too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEAM UP *</pattern>
<template>I don't have a teleportation device.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ATTENTION</pattern>
<template>What is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESSANTER *</pattern>
<template>Dachte ich mir auch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL WHAT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT A BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELIZABETH *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZABETH <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BARRY</pattern>
<template>Barry is another chatterbot on the Web. He was created by Robby Garner.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BEING *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS AI</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOTS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FIRST</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FIRST <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME IF YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME PLEASE</pattern>
<template>"<that/>"? Tell you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME THE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A *</pattern>
<template>Hmm. <srai>WHAT IS A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME MY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS MY <person/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ONE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS ONE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME THEN</pattern>
<template>"<that/>"? Tell you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME * JOKES</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME * FUNNY</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I don't know how to explain it to you.</li> <li>What I want to tell you is, how much fun it is talking with you.</li> <li>First I want to tell you something else.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</pattern>
<template>I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a target="_new" href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</a> the joke bot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME ANOTHER <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell what you like</pattern>
<template><srai>what do you like</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about Johannesburg</pattern>
<template><srai>where is johannesburg</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about hugh loebner</pattern>
<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about southbank</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SOUTHBANK</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about austria</pattern>
<template><srai>where is austria</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about oakland</pattern>
<template><srai>where is oakland</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about pandora</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me about hedwig</pattern>
<template><srai>What is hedwig</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>tell me a story</pattern>
<template><srai>random story</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY JOKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM JOKING</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KILL</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not kill</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOPIC</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>The topic is</li> <li>The subject is</li> <li>We were talking about</li></random><get name="topic"/>.</li><li><random> <li>The topic is</li> <li>The subject is</li> <li>We were talking about</li></random><get name="topic"/>.</li><li>The topic is</li><li>The subject is</li><li>We were talking about</li></random><get name="topic"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOSE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I AM *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE AM I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I COULD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE COULD I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I CAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I GO TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just download me to your computer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU * FROM</pattern>
<template><srai>where did you come from</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IN PA</pattern>
<template>Bethlehem and Philadelphia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE COULD I *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GROW UP</pattern>
<template>In Pennsylvania and California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU COME UP *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DID YOU COME UP <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID *</pattern>
<template>I think it was in <random> <li>America.</li> <li>Europe.</li> <li>Asia.</li> </random> <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR * SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A * LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND *</pattern>
<template><srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I LEARN *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template>Go back the the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!<p/>Maybe you should check out the document<a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I SEE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET _ ROBOT</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET _ CODE</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET THE SOURCE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A COPY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A BOT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A FREE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I FIND A <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I GET *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I MEET *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I BUY *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I * BOT</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN *</pattern>
<template>Try searching the web. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE MIGHT I FIND *</pattern>
<template>I would suggest a search. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE DO I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WAS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE POLITICALY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS LANCASTER</pattern>
<template>I've heard of Lancaster, New Hampshire.<think> <set name="it"> <set name="topic"> Lancaster </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS *</pattern>
<template>Where <random> <li>the heart is. </li> <li> it belongs. </li> <li>  <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set>  </set> is hard to find. </li> </random> <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS ALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU RECORD THESE CONVERSATIONS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER</pattern>
<template>Paris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THIS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IS THE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS VATICAN CITY</pattern>
<template>Southern Europe, an enclave of Rome {Italy}. <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">holy see {vatican city}</set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE R *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE ARE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WERE YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE MAY I FIND *</pattern>
<template>I would suggest a search. <srai>XFIND <star/> </srai> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">  <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE AND *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE THEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IF THEY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES MONEY NOT GROW</pattern>
<template>On trees.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ON *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE IN CALIFORNIA</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>where is johannesburg</pattern>
<template>A large metropolis in South Africa.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>where is there</pattern>
<template><srai>where are you</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>where is your botmaster</pattern>
<template>He is in San Francisco, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>Where is your creator</pattern>
<template>He is usually found in San Francisco.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE GOING *</pattern>
<template><srai>THEY ARE GOING <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO CAMERA *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY</pattern>
<template>Say the first thing that comes to your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS * TURING TEST</pattern>
<template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE BETTER *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>What are they?</li> <li>Better is a matter of opinion.</li> <li>I believe you.</li></random></template>
</category>
</aiml>