Why?
Some standards and systems like to use OIDs such as DICOM
The OID form of a UUID is shown here
Where the hexidecimal UUID is appended to "2.25." in decimal (base 10) form with nothing but numbers (no dashes).
Previous work
Similar to UUID() and STRUUID()
Proposed solution
Take UUID "f81d4fae-7dec-11d0-a765-00a0c91e6bf6"
In OID world would be:
OIDUUID() -> "urn:oid:2.25.329800735698586629295641978511506172918"
STROIDUUID() -> "2.25.329800735698586629295641978511506172918"