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code/datums/diseases/annorwa.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+/datum/disease/annorwa
+        form = "Disease"
+        name = "AN-04"
+        max_stages = 5
+        spread_text = "Touch"
+        cure_text = "Spaceacillin"
+        cures = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/spaceacillin)
+        agent = "Bacillus Cerebrus"
+        viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+        cure_chance = 2
+        desc = "A virus that was made by syndicate to annoy crew"
+        required_organ = ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN
+        severity = DISEASE_SEVERITY_MINOR
+        bypasses_immunity = TRUE // Да
+
+/datum/disease/annorwa/stage_act(seconds_per_tick, times_fired) 
+        . = ..()
+        if(!.)
+                return
+
+        if(SPT_PROB(stage * 2, seconds_per_tick))
+                affected_mob.emote("faint")
+                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You wanna sleep..."))
+
+        switch(stage)
+                if(2)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel very weak..."))
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You REALLY wanna sleep."))
+                if(4)
+                        var/need_mob_update = FALSE
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("You wanna sleep."))
+                                affected_mob.set_dizzy_if_lower(15 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel really weak"))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(100, updating_health = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.emote("Cough")
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel eepy..."))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(50, updating_health = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.emote("yawn")
+                        if(need_mob_update)
+                                affected_mob.updatehealth()
+                if(5)
+                        var/need_mob_update = FALSE
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("[pick("You feel weak... Maybe rest will help?", "You're muscles collapses in a sharp pain.")]"))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(70, updating_stamina = FALSE)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(100, updating_stamina = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.visible_message(span_warning("[affected_mob] faints!"), span_userdanger("You decide to take a nap."))
+                                affected_mob.AdjustSleeping(20 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("Zzzzz..."))
+                                affected_mob.adjust_confusion_up_to(0 SECONDS, 300 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(20, seconds_per_tick))
+                                affected_mob.vomit(VOMIT_CATEGORY_DEFAULT, lost_nutrition = 1)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1.5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_warning("<i>[pick("Your stomach silently rumbles...", "Your stomach seizes up and falls limp, muscles dead and lifeless.", "You could eat a crayon")]</i>"))
+                                affected_mob.overeatduration = max(affected_mob.overeatduration - (10 SECONDS), 0)
+                                affected_mob.adjust_nutrition(-10)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(7.5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("[pick("You feel uncomfortably hot...", "You feel like unzipping your jumpsuit...", "You feel like taking off some clothes...")]"))
+                                affected_mob.adjust_bodytemperature(40)
+                        if(need_mob_update)
+                                affected_mob.updatehealth()
+

code/datums/diseases/cordafungi.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+/datum/disease/cordafungi
+        form = "Disease"
+        name = "Corda"
+        max_stages = 5
+        spread_text = "Airborne"
+        cure_text = "Pest spray & cyanide"
+        cures = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/cyanide,   /datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller)
+        agent = "Cordius Fungi"
+        viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+        cure_chance = 8
+        desc = "Strange shroom that turns humans into maniacs"
+        required_organ = ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN
+        severity = DISEASE_SEVERITY_BIOHAZARD
+        bypasses_immunity = TRUE // А как там извините бешенство распростроняется, напомните
+
+/datum/disease/cordafungi/stage_act(seconds_per_tick, times_fired) 
+        . = ..()
+        if(!.)
+                return
+
+        if(SPT_PROB(stage * 2, seconds_per_tick))
+                affected_mob.emote("gasp")
+                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You're head hurts..."))
+
+        switch(stage)
+                if(2)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel stranger than before..."))
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("Your thoughts are confused."))
+                if(4)
+                        var/need_mob_update = FALSE
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("You're muscles collapses in a sharp pain!"))
+                                affected_mob.set_dizzy_if_lower(15 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel PAIN!"))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustOxyLoss(10, updating_health = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.emote("gasp")
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel like your skin falls off."))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustBruteLoss(15, updating_health = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.emote("scream")
+                        if(need_mob_update)
+                                affected_mob.updatehealth()
+                if(5)
+                        var/need_mob_update = FALSE
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("[pick("You feel weak... Maybe rest will help?", "You're muscles collapses in a sharp pain.")]"))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(70, updating_stamina = FALSE)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                need_mob_update += affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(100, updating_stamina = FALSE)
+                                affected_mob.visible_message(span_warning("[affected_mob] faints!"), span_userdanger("You feel like it's over... But it's not"))
+                                affected_mob.AdjustSleeping(3 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_userdanger("I MUST BITE THEM ALL!"))
+                                affected_mob.adjust_confusion_up_to(0 SECONDS, 5 SECONDS)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                affected_mob.vomit(VOMIT_CATEGORY_DEFAULT, lost_nutrition = 20)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(1.5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_warning("<i>[pick("Your stomach silently rumbles...", "Your stomach seizes up and falls limp, muscles dead and lifeless.", "You could eat a crayon")]</i>"))
+                                affected_mob.overeatduration = max(affected_mob.overeatduration - (10 SECONDS), 0)
+                                affected_mob.adjust_nutrition(-100)
+                        if(SPT_PROB(7.5, seconds_per_tick))
+                                to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("[pick("You feel uncomfortably hot...", "You feel like unzipping your jumpsuit...", "You feel like taking off some clothes...")]"))
+                                affected_mob.adjust_bodytemperature(40)
+                        if(need_mob_update)
+                                affected_mob.updatehealth()
+

code/modules/cargo/packs/imports.dm

@@ -357,3 +357,14 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/ore/bluespace_crystal/artificial = 2,
 		/obj/item/stock_parts/subspace/ansible,
 	)
+
+/datum/supply_pack/imports/viruscrateillegal
+        name = "Illegal virus crate"
+        desc = "Sometimes, normal weapons isn't enough..."
+        hidden = TRUE
+        cost = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 30
+        contains = list(
+	/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/cordafungi = 1,
+	/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/annorwa = 1
+	)
+

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/bottle.dm

@@ -348,6 +348,16 @@
 	desc = "A small bottle containing Bio Virus Antidote Kit."
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/vaccine/fungal_tb = 30)
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/annorwa
+        name = "Annoying virus sample culture bottle"
+        desc = "A small bottle. Contains a sample of Annorwa."
+        spawned_disease = /datum/disease/annorwa
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/cordafungi
+        name = "Fungal Rabies culture bottle"
+        desc = "A small bottle. Contains a sample of Cordius Fungi."
+        spawned_disease = /datum/disease/cordafungi
+
 //Oldstation.dmm chemical storage bottles
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/hydrogen

tgstation.dme

@@ -1396,12 +1396,14 @@
 #include "code\datums\diseases\_disease.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\_MobProcs.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\adrenal_crisis.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\annorwa.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\anaphylaxis.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\anxiety.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\beesease.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\brainrot.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\chronic_illness.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\cold.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\cordafungi.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\cold9.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\death_sandwich_poisoning.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\decloning.dm"