Space Ruin Masterkey Balancing #2265
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They caught me lookin' in the mirror, watching myself do the truffle shuffle. Shit is straight fire, don't even give me any lip about it. 2281, born to fight over Hoover Dam with my ass cheeks visible and my eyes bloodshot. You thought I was probably some sort of Legion chud, didn't you? Nah baby. New California Republic all the way. Yeah, it's got horrible problems. But I love solving problems. You telling me, a mailman fried this rice? Anyways, enough of my inane bullshit. Why the fuck did Ruins have Masterkeys, and why did it take me this long to learn about it. I hope you fuckers who've been enjoying them get a big cream cheese surprise in the middle of the night. Yeah, I'm talking Toasted bagel with a bit of your favorite toppings, overflowing with Cream Cheese. And it just spills all over your blanket. Fuck you. Anyways, in all seriousness, there should not be any (let alone MULTIPLE!!!!???) Master Keys sitting in Intercoms outside the fucking station for Salvagers and Outside Antagonists to grab without any conflict. You want Comms? Take it off someone or earn the loot from Lavaland or whatever, bub. Earn it the way us Pioneers did. Fishing, Fighting or Fucking. The three F's of the Navy. Anyways, MoonshineFather98 Out. Mic drop.
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They caught me lookin' in the mirror, watching myself do the truffle shuffle. Shit is straight fire, don't even give me any lip about it.
2281, born to fight over Hoover Dam with my ass cheeks visible and my eyes bloodshot. You thought I was probably some sort of Legion chud, didn't you? Nah baby. New California Republic all the way. Yeah, it's got horrible problems. But I love solving problems.
You telling me, a mailman fried this rice?
Anyways, enough of my inane bullshit.
Why did Ruins have Masterkeys, and why did it take me this long to learn about it. I hope you little troublemakers who've been enjoying them get a big cream cheese surprise in the middle of the night. Yeah, I'm talking Toasted bagel with a bit of your favorite toppings, overflowing with Cream Cheese. And it just spills all over your blanket. Fuck you.
Anyways, in all seriousness, there should not be any (let alone MULTIPLE!!!!???) Master Keys sitting in Intercoms outside the station for Salvagers and Outside Antagonists to grab without any conflict. You want Comms? Take it off someone or earn the loot from Lavaland or whatever, bub. Earn it the way us Pioneers did.
Fishing, Fighting or Fucking. The three F's of the Navy.
Anyways, MoonshineDaddy98 Out. Mic drop.
Gregg Reveal (real?!)
About the PR
DJStation and Biodome Ruins had Intercoms with Master Keys in them.
Fucking deleted the Intercoms, made the DJStation live up to it's name slightly more with some instruments and some carpet and lights for a more private experience if wanted. Less of a Ruin, more of a treasure.
Why / Balance
Master Keys being available with zero challenge to Salvagers, Lone Ops, Ninjas and Solarians is fucking busted, and should have never been an option for people to get their hands on.
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Look at this lazy fucker, and tell me there is a God?
He's just slouching, surrounded by all the cardboard he's torn up nearby.
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