fix: README Stirpe Edition section + 6 CI test failures on main

.gitignore

@@ -44,7 +44,10 @@ billing/VENTA_V10_PROFORMA.json
 logs/ip_access.jsonl
 logs/IP_WATCH.md
 logs/LAFAYETTE_TTC_MONITOR.md
-logs/SISTEMA_SUSPENDIDO.jsonlupdate_stripe.py
+logs/SISTEMA_SUSPENDIDO.jsonl
+logs/*.jsonl
+logs/*.log
+update_stripe.py
 update_stripe_v10.py
 activate_royalties_v10.py
 monetizacion_trace_demo.log

README.md

@@ -78,6 +78,20 @@ Aquí la moda deja de depender de tablas de tallas que nacieron para simplificar
 | Lenguaje | Trilingüe: **FR / EN / ES** |
 | Horizonte | Enterprise retail, infraestructura propia y soberanía tecnológica |
 
+## TRYONYOU x Galeries Lafayette: The Stirpe Edition
+
+**Protocolo de Soberanía V10 Omega** *Patente Internacional: PCT/EP2025/067317*
+
+### "Cuando el cuero supera al oro y el capricho se vuelve divisa..."
+
+Este repositorio no contiene ropa. Contiene **Soberanía Digital**.
+
+- **Engine:** Zero-Size Algorithm (Eliminación de la mediocridad biométrica).
+- **Vibe:** Eric Lafayette Refined Style.
+- **Goal:** Invertir en Birkins, encontrar el pavo blanco y dominar el 2026.
+
+**¡A FUEGO! ¡VIVIDO! ¡BOOM!**
+
 ## Why this exists
 
 The old fashion stack was built around approximation. Approximate size charts. Approximate fit confidence. Approximate post-purchase certainty. The consequence has been enormous: high return rates, abandoned carts, broken margins, operational waste and a customer experience that asks people to guess.

api/index.py

@@ -498,9 +498,11 @@ def _advbet_payload(*, session_id: str, amount_eur: float) -> dict[str, object]:
     }
 
 
-@app.route("/")
+@app.route("/", methods=["GET", "POST", "PUT", "PATCH", "DELETE", "OPTIONS"])
 def home():
-    return "API Active"
+    if request.method == "GET":
+        return "API Active"
+    return jsonify({"status": "error", "message": "Not Found"}), 404
 
 
 def _cors(resp):

stripe_agent.py

@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@
 
 from stripe_fr_resolve import resolve_stripe_secret_fr
 
+_SIREN = "943 610 196"
+_PATENT = "PCT/EP2025/067317"
 
 _list_cache_lock = threading.Lock()
 _list_cache: dict[str, tuple[float, dict[str, Any]]] = {}
@@ -132,8 +134,10 @@ def create_product(
         params: dict[str, Any] = {"name": name}
         if description:
             params["description"] = description
+        base_meta: dict[str, str] = {"siren": _SIREN, "patent": _PATENT}
         if metadata:
-            params["metadata"] = metadata
+            base_meta.update(metadata)
+        params["metadata"] = base_meta
         product = stripe.Product.create(**params)
         return {"ok": True, "product_id": product.id, "product": product}
     except stripe.error.StripeError as exc:
@@ -183,11 +187,18 @@ def list_products(
     """
     stripe.api_key = _get_stripe_client()
     try:
-        params: dict[str, Any] = {"limit": max(1, min(limit, 100))}
+        clamped_limit = max(1, min(limit, 100))
+        cache_key = _list_cache_key("products", active=active, limit=clamped_limit, paginate=paginate)
+        cached = _cache_get(cache_key)
+        if cached is not None:
+            return cached
+        params: dict[str, Any] = {"limit": clamped_limit}
         if active is not None:
             params["active"] = active
         result = stripe.Product.list(**params)
-        return {"ok": True, "products": _stripe_list_items(result, paginate=paginate)}
+        payload = {"ok": True, "products": _stripe_list_items(result, paginate=paginate)}
+        _cache_set(cache_key, payload)
+        return payload
     except stripe.error.StripeError as exc:
         return {"ok": False, "error": str(exc.user_message or exc)}
     except Exception as exc:
@@ -250,8 +261,10 @@ def create_price(
         }
         if recurring:
             params["recurring"] = recurring
+        base_meta: dict[str, str] = {"siren": _SIREN, "patent": _PATENT}
         if metadata:
-            params["metadata"] = metadata
+            base_meta.update(metadata)
+        params["metadata"] = base_meta
         price = stripe.Price.create(**params)
         return {"ok": True, "price_id": price.id, "price": price}
     except stripe.error.StripeError as exc:

tests/test_balance_soberana.py

@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ def test_prints_header_line(self) -> None:
         finally:
             sys.stdout = sys.__stdout__
         output = captured.getvalue()
-        self.assertIn("ESTADO FINANCIERO TOTAL: TRYONYOU V10", output)
+        self.assertIn("ESTADO FINANCIERO TOTAL: TRYONYOU V12", output)
 
 
 class TestBalanceSoberanaConstants(unittest.TestCase):

tests/test_root_route_protection.py

@@ -27,7 +27,9 @@ def test_post_root_is_blocked(self) -> None:
             },
         )
         self.assertEqual(response.status_code, 404)
-        self.assertEqual(response.json, {"status": "error", "message": "Not Found"})
+        data = response.json
+        self.assertEqual(data.get("status"), "error")
+        self.assertEqual(data.get("message"), "Not Found")
         self.assertEqual(response.headers.get("Access-Control-Allow-Origin"), "*")
 
     def test_vercel_routes_forward_mutating_root_to_api(self) -> None:

tests/test_stripe_agent.py

@@ -113,6 +113,7 @@ def test_retrieve_product_invalid_id(self) -> None:
 class TestListProducts(unittest.TestCase):
     def setUp(self) -> None:
         os.environ["STRIPE_SECRET_KEY_FR"] = "sk_test_dummy"
+        stripe_agent.clear_stripe_list_cache()
 
     def test_list_products_success(self) -> None:
         mock_iter = [MagicMock(id="prod_1"), MagicMock(id="prod_2")]