Yes, it looks AI-generated. That’s because I automated the boring part myself — efficiency is a feature, not a flaw.
- Specialized in recursive regression — both emotional and statistical.
- Invented three new buzzwords per quarter. Usage pending.
- Designed dashboards nobody asked for. Pixel-perfect though.
- Industrial Confusion & Inconvenience Engineering
git push --force && hope- Verbose Abstraction { esp. cubic regression, occasionally feelings }
- Liquification { undefined behavior }
- Analytical Analysis { because we can, not because we should }
- How to follow the tech hype and get burnt out.
- If “nonsense” hits GitHub Trending, I’m switching to Arch.
{ Already did. Broke my audio drivers. }
- I use Windows — not because it's the best, but because uninstalling Zune or Copilot breaks the sound drivers.
- I use TypeScript, mostly to sass JavaScript.
- I write Go backends in Express. Yes, really.
- I use NeonVim { inside VSCode — it's slower, but I can paste with one key }.
- My PC has been updating since the Renaissance.